swerve tells a story

this was a real pain to make
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[@cocolo1780]

head canon voice for Swerve accepted

[@foxhack5011]

Cocolo If the comic these panels come from ever gets made into a cartoon, I want this guy as the voice actor.

[@westwardtrek865]

+Foxhack Same.... This guy is BRILLIANT! The voice will forever be Swerves :D

[@River-Ocean]

i always thought he sounded like peter griffin

[@aspiringbaker3607]

His names John mulaney

[@antonissa8345]

Agreed

[@jem5378]

I'm not sure which is more hilarious: the story itself, or imagining dozens of 20+ft tall robots, who are almost all war veterans, drunk off their asses while screaming "FUCK DA POLICE!!" and then scattering like roaches.

[@kunoschacht4644]

yes i cant really imagine it but its fucking hilarious

[@lenapoolaw211]

Plus imagining them saying it in prowl's face 😂

[@MelonHere20]

Yeah lmao such a funny thing to imagine

[@Aragem]

The "scatter" part cracks me up each time.

[@Artorias.Fateee]

same here

[@dattroll2019]

It's even funnier how that man is now a father

[@goddessvictorion8932]

Yeh

[@skullthunder3181]

I liked how he portrayed whirl as the drunk thief

[@metarcee2483]

But is that not something he would do?

[@decepta113]

the part with whirl was really hilarious. the comedian's voice really fits swerve's personality. :DDDDD

[@kunoschacht4644]

yes the comedians voice really does

[@NameName2.0]

"Because it's the one thing, you can't replace" Oh my god kid.. why?

[@pripurohit4409]

I just realized that Arcee is Magnus's wife and Roddy's mom.

[@koolmckool7039]

The funny part is that I could totally imagine this happening on the Lost Light. Like say everyone was having a party at "Visages" (Mirage's bar) and they invite Swerve, and this whole story plays out but switch Prowl with Ultra Magnus and you got yourself the story.

[@theperpetualgrouch]

Thanks for the animatic idea

[@koolmckool7039]

@@theperpetualgrouch You're welcome.

[@Emily_Bondevik_Official]

Why Ultra Magnus? I don't understand

[@MelonHere20]

YES

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

​@@Emily_Bondevik_OfficialProwl overall is the source of a lot of Roddy's problems if you overthink everything like I do

[@Haruverse]

Oh, of COURSE Whirl is Alex. It makes perfect sense!

[@katievallejo737]

Swerve will forever have that voice. lol

[@westwardtrek865]

+Kadisha Vallejo Honestly I will forever read Swerve's talking like that... and I will crack up EVERY TIME

[@katievallejo737]

Exactly. It just fits him so well. I have watched two John Mulaney comedy shows, and the more that wonderful man talks, the more he sounds like Swerve.

[@geoffhumphries4373]

" get the patty wagon!" xD " SCATTER!!!!!" lost it and is a patty wagon a real police thing?

[@gabrielperrella]

zorgirl It is like an armored van or mini-truck, I guess it is used to transport a lot of prisoners at once.

[@ldobehardcore]

It's Paddy wagon. Named after a slur referring to the Irish.

[@silvf6241]

Same and the fuck da poilce one😂😂

[@MasterArchfiend]

It’s the thing that you see in tvs and movies when they arrest a bunch of people at once. Just load them into the back, put an officer in there to make sure they don’t try anything and off they go to wait for their trial or to be freed by cohorts if the show or movie isn’t over yet.

[@BigWired]

Oh my god... oh my god.. oh my god... dude, I was DYING at this.The story itself is great, but combined with the various transformers pictures... it's priceless! I was laughing so hard, I was crying. Thank you for this.

[@beeter3588]

Jamie Jeans SCATTER!!!

[@NoversalStudios]

He really would tell a story like this.

[@abigaylemazurek7818]

"why why do you do this?" whirl slams drink down "it' the one thing you can't replace." XD

[@erin1099]

Misfire! Stop shitting on computers

[@jefffox1012]

Someone should also tell Fort Max not to body slam on pool tables.

[@Pharaohdoll]

The comedian's name is John Mulaney, and I absolutely recommend looking up the entire special because the dude is amazing. (Thank you, WarriorSwordfish, I know this because of this video.)

[@satanisananimeboy8022]

SCATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *casually runs into a closet* ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[@midevilgirl]

LOL, that was fantastic and perfect match for the character.

[@megiqn6702]

no, i cant take how funny this is.

[@Mercernarymouse]

HOT DAMN.. I LAUGHED MYSELF AWAKE.

[@westwardtrek865]

" FUCK DA POLICE!" Cracks me up EVERY TIME

[@themangledteddy4910]

Does he mean literally or figuratively? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@westwardtrek865]

OMG no XD

[@themangledteddy4910]

Hurhurhurhur...

[@westwardtrek865]

Lol

[@themangledteddy4910]

LOL IDK what that was XD

[@overlordspet1532]

"SCATTER"!!!!! Best line ever

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

Dear God this is absolutely beautiful and I love it so much! This is absolute perfection and incredible! I've never laughed so hard in my life and good old Whirl! Thank you!

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

Also, Whirl robbed 6 housed parties.

[@arandomcloud3499]

I know right

[@frostphoenix5172]

"Almost impressed"

[@ziobarion2262]

Frost Phoenix *FUCK DA POLICE!*

[@whirl2418]

SCATTER!!!!!

[@silvf6241]

Its perfect on ultra magy

[@HamTransitHistory]

John: In the microscopically small chance you ever read this, I just want you to know one thing. Nothing will ever make you cooler in the eyes of your kid than you having the presence of mind, likely while very drunk, of smashing a 40 and yelling 'SCATTER' in front of a cop at a party to save your friends

[@CasperOliver]

I watch this video so many times, far too often. It's fantastic.

[@rodimusrider8798]

Oh my god this is freaking perfect XD

[@orionpax2147]

Rodimus Rider the where Alex says it's the one thing you can't replace was gold and the best picture of whirl to use in my opinion

[@ThyDungeonman2]

Dammit if this doesn't FIT perfectly!!

[@The_Jawnski]

This is the most in character MTMTE video I've ever seen.

[@talliec6020]

If there is ever a movie w/ Swerve in it can John Mulaney PLEASE voice him

[@CuriousMothling]

Perfect character choices. And I love swerves 'voice'.

[@nathanfisher6440]

You need to do more of these. This and the other one about the dinner and juke box were funny as hell.

[@something_wrong5014]

should have shown a picture of pharma for the civil war part. awesome vid.

[@kyanalepage5303]

Prowl must have had a blast, XD I feel kinda bad for the poor mech, now, lol

[@soapy_soda]

This........is a master piece xD

[@Bella-kn8bo]

arcee is ultra magnus's wife

[@echoboi2156]

Iv shipped that form a long time

[@alishacartwright3627]

I could barely breathe I was laughing so hard at this XD

[@justinmontana3710]

This is absolutely a story Swerve would tell and I love it

[@supapie1704]

JOHN MULANEYYYYY!!!!

[@danielbrant6740]

Almost 11 years after this video was released, I still come back to this, and it still makes me smile.

[@orionsparks9364]

I swear to go, it’s because of this video that I will forever headcanon this voice as Swerve’s

[@undeadroadrunner6438]

I knew the INSTANT I heard the audio that Whirl would end up being Alex, it just fits too well.

[@Dyno_98]

We don't have such parties here.

[@hourglassartstudio51]

lololol i'm just laughing my aft over here XD

[@Geyser39]

The second I saw Whirl, I knew it was about to get worse...great job!

[@BubblesTheBard]

"I SERVED MY NICKEL" fuck Im ded lmao

[@SharkyJams]

Overlord at the "like it was the civil war and the doctor was coming to saw our legs off" 😭😭

[@frogclock8747]

The best part is this is totally something that would happen😂😂😂

[@theHedgex1]

the life of a transformer pre war

[@LoveTF4ever]

The grace in his voice when he said 'he took a..SHIT."

[@SuddyMuggy]

only Whirl would steal antique photos from peoples parties

[@KoiKat_]

I must have listened to this at least a dozen times so far.

[@Salinea]

This was absolutely amazing. I've heard his bit several times but this made it new and hilarious.

[@nefariousgremlin7554]

This has no right to be so good Why is this so good

[@jordananderson248]

All this time.. I've been considering voices for swerve.., a new world has opened up for me now

[@AgentCalifornia]

OH MY GOD- I cannot stop laughing my fuckin' ass off. Thank you so much. You've made my day.

[@shadowprime8137]

omg we need more of these

[@dededank7652]

I’m glad this is still around

[@Yaulday8]

Choice! Who is the comedian? Well in lad-whenever I read MTMTE henceforth Swerve will have that voice... Spot on :-D ♡

[@foxhack5011]

Yaulday8 John Mulaney. :)

[@roisindiskin9095]

This just makes me laugh everytime😂 the pictures used to make this gives the right impressions as to whats going on

[@onomatopoeia2033]

This is amazing. Going to watch the other one.

[@TheGargoylegrl]

oh my god thank you for this

[@SGRoadbuster]

freaking brilliant

[@Serikachan]

OMG I was laughing so hard XDDDDDDDDDDD. Good job

[@AlexArias828]

This never gets old lmaoooo

[@Channelthatprovidesplaylists]

Words can't describe how funny this is

[@tinystalker1821]

the most important part of these videos is always which character takes a shit on the computer

[@johnoconnell5004]

This is art.

[@skullthunder3181]

I always imagined swurves voice deep like Ironhide

[@carlsagan1377]

Of course Alex is Whirl.

[@blackyvalladolid4989]

Love this so much!!!!!!

[@jaysilverhood1264]

god damn it whirl

[@trence5]

Using MTMTE comics as illustration - you rock.

[@DepthCharge936]

WarriorSwordfish, you sir are BRILLIANT.

[@PhoenixFighter97]

So, if Swerve ever quits bartending (come on guys, we all know he isn't really gonna quit after the current story arc), he should become a comedian.

[@anabantoid]

You blew the best chance to use the panel that of Whirl's room of Sweep corpses. It would have been perfect.

[@swirlypoliwhirl119]

Welp, looks like I'm gonna be hearing this as Swerve's voice from now on.

[@zypperman6192]

wheres the audio from ps i LOOOOVE THIS THIS IS JUST HILLARIOUS

[@CapriciousTF]

Leejia U the one thing you can't replace john mulaney

[@NelsonFilmsStudio]

The Swerve Voice was great!

[@redstreak1]

I remember this joke and I love how you choreographed it here ;)

[@anabantoid]

Headcanon voice accepted.

[@tobylemus5971]

Get the paddywagon!

[@ajunkersgamble6689]

This is my hc voice for swerve

[@paulvidnansky9995]

I laughed so hard I cried. Sounds like parties I went to

[@Izzy3710]

I'm sorry but this my favorite thing ever.

[@HandlerSolis]

The “F***k DA POLICE” is the best stuff to wheeze too

[@Eeeeeeh23]

Can't breath, lungs ripped, chocked out stomach, how am I alive?

[@Schregger]

I see title, and instantly I knew what this was going to be.

[@BlueScarabGuy]

You've earned yourself a Tumblr follow, my good bot.

[@Robohaven]

This is beautiful. ;v;

[@wonderingnymph142]

I'm not sure what it was but I lost something while watching this, I think it was my shit. 😆💙👍

[@jodi7595]

Two of my favorite things- John Mulaney and MTMTE

[@kunoschacht4644]

i think i pissed myself laughing so hard

[@Kriminalisticx]

I can't breathe

[@sunsetzer]

These are awesome! XD

[@shockwave1539]

definitely suits whirl

[@marvelsomething1952]

I read him with the voice of Warwick Davis

[@rockmacher]

MOAR!!!!!!

[@thugg4lif]

Why is there this obsession with Swerve?