Warzone Strat Roulette but Blarg makes the Strats

[@BlargMyShnoople]

I’m massa now

[@freshgamingfication]

epic

[@yayalu8650]

Quoi

[@Mercur1onus]

Massive?

[@willybefurt1997]

We do it!

[@zixorus748]

Frog Burgers.

[@blatantblasphemer7317]

I love matts duality between Smii7ys channel and the goons on this one HES the insane one but in the goons he’s the only reasonable person there

[@spaghettguy]

He's actually really clever, as shown on the podcasts, he just has alternate personas

[@harmonwest9754]

Ah yes the duality of man

[@Dragobot7]

I was thinking of just that but about Blarg, he's the crazy one here but with the goons he's the sane one.

[@GhostechGaming]

@@Dragobot7 Matt is Blarg

[@necro_bbx3376]

@@Dragobot7 they are the same person

[@gregh108]

i wish Matt was the supreme commander of the United Armies during one of the World Wars. I would get an A on that test in school.

[@BonkVibin]

This is amazing

[@Nickfeds]

What military force stormed the beach of Normandy? “Hamburgerrr”

[@brawler8839]

Honestly General Patton was probably even more unhinged than Matt which is fucking wild

[@sigmaplatinum5284]

But whenever he would make a public announcement he would use the funny mic

[@CodeJB221]

What war propaganda was formed by BlargmySchnoopie? Frog legs + Bucket?! FRUCKET

[@fk456-cr4z1]

"Today's strat is the opposite!" Me: to kill Smitty? "Keep Matt alive" Me: oh.

[@PizzaDaddy69]

Thats basicly every sission tho

[@kiracomments-chca2747]

LMAO That's exactly what I said XD

[@toxicity42]

Yo, I thought the same thing!!

[@Rwscienceguy]

Same, but it ended up being way funnier

[@JediSurvivorOrder66]

Oh fuck off smitty will never die against blarg smitys an absolute fucking god

[@lupin2361]

Loki ain’t the god of chaos, Matt grasps that title firmly with both hands

[@WorstGenCrypto]

well technically loki was the god of mischief, so matt easily takes the title of god of chaos

[@lupin2361]

@@WorstGenCrypto in the mythology, he’s the god of both mischief and chaos

[@Hunts-so1jb]

@@lupin2361 unfortunately massa’s dethroned him

[@lupin2361]

@@Hunts-so1jb Don’t let Sir Nelson Grizzwald Esquire hear that name

[@WorstGenCrypto]

@@lupin2361 oh, i never actually heard of that before well matt still easily takes the title, like you said

[@nikitbadani5168]

Them: the second strat is to not give any call outs and just say "over there" My teammates: *I am a master of this skill*

[@noskill904]

♎

[@F7actured1832]

on god bro fr

[@オタクもの]

💀

[@DannyTrey_]

ong😂

[@MadisonDT21]

Fr

[@Juan.s_Potatoes]

The Uber strat was unironicaly one of the funniest strats I've ever seen

[@ThePlaguedOutlaw]

It actually wasn’t a bad strat either

[@overlord1019]

It reminded me of Transit

[@ghostjetretro6163]

Matt is like a child in the first start."No Matt,don't play with the helicopter.No Matt, you can't hit the floor at supersonic speeds.No Matt, don't rpg yourself"

[@elijahcuevas3805]

That was a special needs operation

[@jaxonfreeze7882]

You're supposed to have a space after punctuation.

[@timliefferink]

Whats with the fuckin bots lately, theres 2 in one subcommentsection

[@GuessImSylvale]

@@timliefferink That time of the month again

[@ghostjetretro6163]

@@timliefferink wait, where are they now?

[@chasekoz]

First strat: don’t let Matt play as he normally does

[@Neptune523]

the other hand is down his throat tryna get the ham

[@KhaosInductionCreator]

@@Neptune523Trying to get Kermit out of his throat

[@Vahni7]

The more you try to keep Matt alive, the more number of ways he finds to get himself killed.

[@jamescurfman3284]

And the naughty little child finds it hilarious, too.

[@GodsWarriorII]

The "momma duck" comment at 11:51 is easily one of the funniest things I have heard from Matt after a freak out. Lmao

[@Valkyriions]

idk these people, but when puffer (I think that that's he's name) start screaming, smiity's name I lost it 🤣😭

[@Valkyriions]

idk these people, but when puffer (I think that that's he's name) start screaming, smiity's name I lost it 🤣😭

[@arie_lovexi]

my god i wish i was matts momma duck i would be such a great momma duck to him

[@shwilliam2522]

This title was all I needed for a quick view

[@joanneanderson2773]

Same

[@AxxLAfriku]

Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear sh

[@Noahkerr322]

Yeh same here

[@Eedjee_]

@@AxxLAfriku Ratio

[@Robert-ob8gz]

OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!! OR ELSE I'M GONNA FIND YOU..,,.

[@sanrednas623]

This was crazy funny, I'd love to see more of this. Blarg is a content orchestra and Smii7y is the maestro who plays it out so well

[@j1lakenan1]

Anyone back 2 years later missing the good old days of warzone?

[@Mmmmmyt]

Me

[@craftsareus1769]

1:37 Smiity was like "why do I hear boss music" Then he was relieved to discover the first boss was about as terrifying as a Rattata

[@Kobran510]

3:35 "He' throwing!" Uh, duh, Puffer! That's how the thermite works! 😅😂

[@sniper_mac]

He means Matt trying to lose

[@summer5413]

The "Warzone but..." videos are so entertaining to watch lmao. It's just playing the game but in a different way and getting the same conclusion, it's just so cool

[@Modern_Alcoholism]

Matt: whats strats Everyone: this is gonna be great

[@ca1ebvfxx]

12:07 probably my favorite smii7y clip ever

[@draxtr4530]

14:15 "critical damage" blarg is so funny man

[@smugbowkid9919]

Matt is just too smart for us to comprehend. These strats are beyond us. And they’re actually pretty creative, which is cool.

[@rhapsodicllama4230]

18:40 I was fully expecting one of them to say "Evasive man-ubers" 😂

[@justinmessina206]

Matt literally made himself the Transit bus in the last strat lmaooo

[@Magikarp3275]

When Smii7y said “There’s so many rats in here” I expected him to follow up with “Rats? Rats Make Me Crazy, They trapped Me In A Room, A Rubber Room, A Rubber Room With Rats, Rats? Rats Make Me Crazy, They trapped Me In A Room, A Rubber Room, A Rubber Room With Rats.

[@ProjectCambrian]

Lol, so at the 3 minute mark when Smitty dies a Commercial pops up, Audi, "The best thing about Life is Moving Forward!" And I'm dying laughing

[@dennishajadarevic-matic7162]

"I'm master today" why i love matt

[@Natrocks03]

Not gonna lie I was expecting Matt to say, "I'm master today... SO GET TO PICKING!!!!"

[@nitrix6538]

It also felt like Matt was holding back during the first strat. Shows his power

[@jailynzacharie]

matt gives off the unhinged man in the nursing home energy

[@Alcatraz509]

11:45 Momma duck is fucking PTSD for me. My trash can friends always call me momma duck because they literally have no idea whats going on. Its a full team of matt’s 😂

[@ROCKhardRICHARD69]

"We have many frogs" thought that would work. Its like tryna wrangle a suicidal toddler 🤣

[@willconzemius7566]

9:00 i swear that truck looked so ominous just slowly rounding the corner like that

[@grubbrain8819]

Blarg actually came up with some funny strats 😂 have him do it more often

[@damianlego3840]

15:45 I love how this makes it seem like they're burglurs that take an uber to the houses they steal from.

[@thomasharrington1477]

0:49 that is the best possible follow up to what Smii7y said

[@tobiaskredvik9733]

Just thought about if Smii7y posted a new vid. Always makes me happy

[@poppaduck4686]

na

[@julianheng1298]

The title sold me immediately, knew it was going to be an insta-banger

[@BrobdingnagianPants]

I have probably watched 25+ hours of smii7y video, and I am here to say that this is the shangri-la of content. Perfect intersection of everyone.

[@andrewfortune8537]

I saw Blarg and strats and that's all I needed

[@PotatoGun9000]

11:38 The pure fear in Blarg's voice fucking sent me.

[@maythefool9904]

2:38 The panic in Droid's "No!" is palpable. XD

[@Keeanthegamer]

The part when Matt (11:54) took a drop made me almost spit my drink out

[@TopG..........]

I was half in my sip half down my throat and hear it spit it out and I was crying laughing

[@rainshadow378]

12:01 weirdest thing happened, I just dropped a turd as soon as the subtitle came up that is fucking hilarious I can’t stop laughing

[@stazimo]

As much as I would love to see the rest of the crew make strats, nothing will ever top Matt's strats.

[@xmileshs_3513]

Smii7y and blarg never fail to make people smile

[@christiancollinson4951]

I love these videos. Keep it up Smii7y 😂😂

[@jebberjebberus8829]

7:49 "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE" mw2 flashbacks

[@TurboTwinky28]

Blarg-Smii7y duo is becoming quite the competetor to the long standing krii7y combo classic

[@Ne0n_Tw-ns]

4:29 *Who’s your Daddy: Warzone Edition*

[@Kimosabe420]

My dad died this morning. Today has been hard. It's always good to laugh because it helps. Hope yall have a good day

[@NachoChronicles]

its gonna be ok i know how it feels it sucks at first but it gets better weird to say i know but its been 7 plus years since mine passed i still think about it from time to time but i made my peace with it and ik hes in a better place

[@Kimosabe420]

@@NachoChronicles thank you.

[@Gh-vp1qh]

matt is the type of person to say “my dad passed a kidney stone on my sisters brothers goldfish’s owner’s babyshower.

[@TheRealSSKM]

I wish he kept this series going because I would’ve loved to see Puffer make the strats

[@CadeKichler]

16:30 ah yes propane tanks are the best cover in a gun fight

[@nuteburnett4199]

We can all agree matt helps Smitty channel also matt and Smitty,s love is unstoppable 🤣

[@tyknight6147]

The accent that blarg does always has me in stitches

[@jennanuh6781]

This is forever my favorite session 😂😂

[@mikkelnpetersen]

2:36 Every time Matt has an idea Everyone: "NO, MATT NO"

[@mrnobody8294]

The amount of chaos in this video is insane! best wz video so far!

[@remytherevolutionairy769]

I love how when blargs with the goons hes the parents but whenever hes with anyone else hes the special ed kid

[@rockethero1177]

SOMEONE ELSE SEES IT!

[@Voltsization]

1 year later. We need a part two to strat roulette matt being massa

[@AlexMartinez-ts4mk]

I want to see another video of making load outs for each other again. That was hilarious last time

[@dylnawilliam-steak3602]

honestly the only youtuber i watch and i ain’t complaining

[@patricfriberg2678]

The ”blarg callout strategy” is one i am really familiar with since i have a friend who either says nothing and just starts shooting, says enemy close/right here and starts shooting before his teammates (me) can confirm that i see the enemy. Every time i have to as WHERE is the enemy, and he usually says enemy is right there and no pings, no compass directions, no descriptive markings, no nothing.

[@RlchlRlch]

I miss OG Warzone 🥲

[@MobileAssassin5]

I like how Matt thought these were legit strats. This was just normal gameplay

[@mirko6428]

A nice Smitty video in the morning. The right way to start the day.

[@rileysavage6868]

5:09 that bike hella sus

[@rikuabarame7321]

i forgot how much matts personality feels like a mood

[@Arkivator]

11:56 As you can hear Blarg surprising shitting on people in Cod… Oh wait he’s actually shitting on them

[@DeprivedSleep]

i see that matt letting loose today cant wait to see the results

[@csisver]

1:18 me when your mom

[@AarPlays]

I love matts energy man, he deserves more subs.

[@romulas-cushmanproject3273]

1:45 is this Matt’s normal voice, I’m so used to his character he acts like, that it through me off how different he sounds

[@jimbeam275]

This right here is absolute gold

[@chonkyboy6597]

Strat idea: don’t let Matt die to a load out drop

[@janky477]

"First Strat: Keep me alive at all costs" *Does everything in his power to be as reckless with his life as possible*

[@Vagabond_inc]

This just cheers me up after a day filled with horrible thoughts these videos bring joy to me all the time, thank you smii7y for everything

[@cyrage4461]

i was just watching your cs go strat roulett videos. perfect timing!

[@jray9159]

I love how Matt is 200 iq with the goons but as soon as he is with Smitty he goes full monke

[@D.U.M.B.A.S.S.]

SMii7Y uploading=best day ever

[@KingJojoB]

Just don’t let mat play and you guys will be good

[@aldolfinfishelr3465]

There not looking to be good there looking for content

[@Nivrek_14]

what's the fun in being serious

[@luukvanzwol920]

11:55 i was wachting this on de toilet

[@ReneeSky]

04:10 WHAT is that sound effect? I know it but can't place it!

[@maddylane2002]

I would LOVE a series of this where everyone gets their own video to create the strats.

[@Officer1774]

Blarg making strats is like my uncle making me lie down on top of him...

[@bryceworley]

I am going to rewatch this all night!

[@chocomonk1132]

I thought the “protect Matt” strat on the thumbnail said “protest masks” and started laughing

[@JaredParmenter]

Many MANY more of these PLEASE!!

[@ShortKingJad]

13:50, AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@levelawsomeness8827]

Lol the way he said "but you're the mamma duck

[@jerricahudson5133]

Matt needs to play some more games on the toilet, I never laughed so hard in my life…

[@podor9756]

Well this just made my day better

[@ThOmsOnPlays]

Smi7y still likes his own vids Lmao😂😂

[@ItzMiniRose]

Seeing the beautiful notification that Smii7y uploaded at a long day at work makes me soooo happy!!!! BEST PART OF MY DAY!

[@KevSoToxic]

9:50 what’s the gamer word?

[@HYPER_295]

The black word

[@Jellyboi-ck6tz]

Obviously the N-Word bruh

[@ipodman371]

smitty is the one channel on YT that i actually watch the full video

[@lamontjones4223]

0:22 blarg scream.

[@joelmcreynolds3297]

You are my favorite content creator. Keep up the good work

[@shwilliam2522]

Warzone drinking game: Take a shot every time smii7y makes a “me when-“ joke Take a shot every time Matt says Hamburger Take a shot every time Matt does funny accent bit Take a shot every time they make a racism Take a shot every time smii7y makes a joke no one laughs at Take a shot every time Matt yells randomly

[@aaronmclean3236]

You would be drunk in the first five minutes of the video

[@MLGLionKnight]

We would be in the hospital due to alcohol poisoning

[@NectazzUniverse]

This was a good session of Who’s Your Daddy