I’m a grey haired old man and I spotted a retro Casio calculator watch from 30 yards at the gas station today. It’s like time stood still and I was in another dimension.
@CURVEDGLASS1239 ай бұрын
Brilliant. I collect gas stations. I can spot one a mile away. It's a problem I have.
@WildBikerBill9 ай бұрын
Interesting how we can see something that isn't there. You wrote "...from 30 yards at the gas station...". I initially read "...from 30 years ago at the gas station...".
@joeclay47008 ай бұрын
LOL
@MrDziuka8 ай бұрын
@@CURVEDGLASS123😂
@Freeedy8 ай бұрын
Me too. Couldn’t resist buying the gallon of oil just to get the free Casio that came with it. Wouldn’t be so bad except I don’t even own a car…
@nash96259 ай бұрын
Perfect timing, I keep telling myself I'm going to consolidate - who needs this many watches - just stick to a few favorites - buy a 4 watch box and call it a day. Told my wife this morning I'm done, but I've talked myself out of it by lunch time...
@andromedagodit24929 ай бұрын
I told myself I'm not a collector... N now I have 10... N still looking for the next numeral watch, square watches with concentric dials, pilot watches, etc... 😅
@lucianbajan9 ай бұрын
My girl is still divided between my watch problem and Rubik cube’s collection. Well at least I don’t smell like women perfume when I’m back from work
@TheContrariann8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Cofo978 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂, love uour humour I'm the same
@inquisita64278 ай бұрын
Same here..😂😂😂
@tonydepalmas9 ай бұрын
I work as a therapist, just letting you know, first session is free for watch enthusiast only!
@ErickdeHollander9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@chamixone9 ай бұрын
But you must bring you collection to talk about it!
@shuycg9 ай бұрын
That's how you people get us...
@a_reptiledysfunction52679 ай бұрын
You sir are a saint
@jaemisboker32889 ай бұрын
The rapist ?
@gringh9 ай бұрын
I’m glad you committed all the way through and this wasn’t just an intro. Bravo 👏
@stevenpetersmusic9 ай бұрын
The Humor, The Truth, The Love. 🤣
@afg990619 ай бұрын
This made me cry. I feel less alone now. Thank you TGV for being so strong and admitting what most could not
@HRM.H9 ай бұрын
They journey doesnt end till the clock stops ticking!
@GuyVanderAa9 ай бұрын
Well put!
@jtpalooki77579 ай бұрын
But I have a G-Shock!
@Loneace859 ай бұрын
Solar powered 😏😏
@richardbell4669 ай бұрын
🤣🤣@@jtpalooki7757
@hibernopithecus75009 ай бұрын
Grand Seiko: “Hold my spring drive”
@TheOwlGuy7779 ай бұрын
Today, I laid my Hamilton railroad grade pocket watch into the coffin of my best friend. His last name was Hamilton and he had admired the old watch. I regret not just giving it to him years ago for him to enjoy. I truly think I would have gotten more joy from him getting the joy from it.
@Ed306758 ай бұрын
What a lovely thing to have done for your best friend....
@FT4Freedom8 ай бұрын
You will always remember ❤️
@raoulmoat67628 ай бұрын
yeah now he's dead the watch is useless to him now
@daniellehotsky17767 ай бұрын
@@raoulmoat6762 oh, you're such a nice person indeed
@ManoloVintage9 ай бұрын
😔 I notice watches on people walking by like a dog spots a squirrel. I too have a problem. 😔
@thebestoffools9 ай бұрын
As long as you don't bite or hump any strangers, you should be all good.
@andhenny9 ай бұрын
Insert “Girl, same.” Meme here.
@Cofo978 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 , very good , I hear you , I feel your pain .... I'm the exact same ..class
@seahil8 ай бұрын
Is that wrong? It is weird? I say NO
@ste42829 ай бұрын
I think this is the greatest KZbin video of all time. Change my mind.
@TheContrariann7 ай бұрын
😂😂💯💯💯
@yestoadventure0079 ай бұрын
Bravo TGV! Admitting you have a problem is the first step! I'm Alex and I have a watch addiction.
@james_chatman9 ай бұрын
I don't have an addiction, I'm a functional watch enthusiast. 😆
@alexanderevanska42749 ай бұрын
I'm also Alex and I have a watch collection.
@RM-pg4js8 ай бұрын
Watches Rock ! Lost my first marriage over them 🎉🎉
@XxJuiceManxX1989 ай бұрын
This was a hilarious but very true. I actually gave up an actual addiction and it has allowed me to own the watches that I had been wanting for a very long time and now have an amazing collection. Coming up on 3 and a half years of sobriety in April 🙏🏻 I appreciate this video TGV!!!
@theurbangentry9 ай бұрын
Stay strong my friend! 🙏🙏 that is awesome and thank you. Best regards, TGV
@leejeremy74119 ай бұрын
The perfect video to watch on slow Saturday afternoon with my coffee and a new watch on my wrist.
@time_keep9 ай бұрын
This is pure gold! I went to a restaurant in Nice, France and everyone there was dancing and having fun while all I did was look at all the watches they were wearing. I even dream about watches. I have too many. Every room in my house has something related to watches in it. I even quit my job so I can have more time for watches. It sure is a problem and I will definitely be contacting Hugo. Thank you TGV for bringing awareness to this matter and providing the necessary steps for those of us that need the help.
@niksoncutts9 ай бұрын
I first realized I had a problem when my girlfriend told me, "But why do you have so many watches, they all look the same?"
@MrPagnu9 ай бұрын
Ha ha same here mate
@Heisenberg_7479 ай бұрын
The only answer to this is “Why does she have so many make up stuff all of them have same stuff in them or jewellery most of them look same too.” I said this and she broke up with me :(
@JustWatches19 ай бұрын
Too real 😂
@GuyVanderAa9 ай бұрын
That’s a classic. Watch blindness. It’s curable though. 😎
@tactofu9 ай бұрын
The girlfriend is the problem.
@austinrhubarb9 ай бұрын
Outstanding work! Scripting, acting, humour, cinematography.... nailed it 👍
@ryanthorne54329 ай бұрын
I’m a lume addict, and Marc is my number one dealer.
@Peanutdenver9 ай бұрын
Kinky...but I won't shame you friend.
@ryanthorne54329 ай бұрын
@@Peanutdenver I appreciate that
@JustMeTalking9 ай бұрын
I knew I had a problem when I found myself closing the bedroom door behind me, and staring into my watch box after aligning them all. Staring, and staring... so beautiful....
@erajasadi76678 ай бұрын
lmao! I thought I was the only weirdo who does this :)
@JustMeTalking8 ай бұрын
@erajasadi7667 ... in the morning, I then check who's been mechanically misbehaving overnight and which one I'll take out for the day... :)
@EpicSnuggleBunny9 ай бұрын
When satire is not satire 😂
@cerij42428 ай бұрын
Never a truer word said in jest, jumps to mind.
@oriolcanovas40969 ай бұрын
I've just shared this FANTASTIC video with all my watch enthusiast working colleagues. Thanks TUG!!! We all love your content!!!!
@drnick409 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Tristano, you have outdone yourself! This has to be your funniest video to date. Thank you!
@zahirhussain82809 ай бұрын
totally agree with you
@bob_sanget9 ай бұрын
Ditto!
@davidcrandall49589 ай бұрын
yes, this is absolutely Hilarious,!
@bigdreams55549 ай бұрын
TGV, you are so brave to come forward with your story! You inspire me to confront my inner demons and seek help for my addiction too. Thank you kind sir!!
@davidcrandall49589 ай бұрын
You obviously have no sense of humor
@baconandbezels69929 ай бұрын
One of my favorite videos you’ve ever made! It made me go to my watch box and throw on my 1980’s Tag Heuer 1000 full lume. The addiction continues….
@lonewolfemcquade81339 ай бұрын
Awesome piece I also have a Transitional period Tag Heuer Night diver 989 113 thin case "Monnin" with a few other Heuer diver and love it
@TheFlyrodder689 ай бұрын
I've been a watch addict for nearly 10 years myself. Interestingly enough, this year, I've been able to stop. I have yet to buy a watch this year and have no intention of doing so. I have the money to spend, too. It's funny how that is, at least for me. Keep posting, my friend. You're a great asset to the watch community.
@seabiscuit7261429 ай бұрын
It's only March 21st, let's talk in December, just before Christmas.
@zosothezephead8376 ай бұрын
Sadly I thought that too, but it'll grab you again from out of nowhere, you wait and see.
@XOriente9 ай бұрын
This is quite possibly the best, funniest video you’ve ever made. Well done, sir!
@Realmikesambo9 ай бұрын
The calculator watch got me hooked when I learned you could enter 58008 and show your buddy upside down! 🤣
@rvm17899 ай бұрын
Absolutely side-splittingly brilliant satire, Tristano! I laughed more times than I can count watching this. You've earned yourself a spot on the Mt. Rushmore of watch comedy. Bravo!
@davidcrandall49589 ай бұрын
Ditto
@alfonso49559 ай бұрын
Brilliant video and scarily relatable. When I came home with a Tudor Heritage Black Bay smiling at my wrist my wife said I’ve not seen you smile in 10 years. That was my 10 year wedding anniversary present to myself!!! 😂
@Oli-Train9 ай бұрын
He called it a splendid madness, his addiction to horology. Truly, a masterstroke of passion.
@Stunlite9 ай бұрын
This is the most comprehensive and compelling review for that Tag Heuer chrono out there!
@SupperUpper9 ай бұрын
Hahaha! I do not know what I love more: The production value or just plain ole Hugo. Epic. Thanks, TGV.
@tacticaltruth81189 ай бұрын
Love Hugo!
@Taurian_9 ай бұрын
This is total clickbait, and I am HERE FOR IT! TGV never misses, but this is top form. Bravo!
@marcclarence22609 ай бұрын
acknowledging that you have a problem is the first step towards recovery. You are in my thoughts and prayers. Well done and great video.
@LuckyBuns9 ай бұрын
This has got to be one of your best videos. Great job and great fun!
@YMC8889 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing. Was quite surprised to see you post this video!
@jonathanscott52529 ай бұрын
Humorous way to get across an underlying message - the Glassbox is absolute fire. Bravo to Heuer, who first brought me to my own obsession. They have climbed back to the top of design. Have to appreciate your commitment to the bit, as well. Thought it would be an intro… but it kept through to the PSA.
@yonder_owls9 ай бұрын
You've crossed into a new dimension where the intros ARE the videos.
@salmorreale79009 ай бұрын
Really entertaining, congratulations! Keep up the great work! Thank you for posting.
@ExpeditedProductions9 ай бұрын
Can't wait to watch this! Thanks, TGV. Hope you have a fantastic weekend and St Patrick's Day! Onward and upward, my friend!
@ryanm95549 ай бұрын
Congrats on the Carrera!! I absolutely love my black dial(as you saw in my collection video!), it's finished soooo well, great size, stunning dial and crystal, and awesome upgraded movement (bi-directional winding). I've said the same thing, it's finally the big step in the right direction for Tag, and I'm REALLY hoping that Tag keeps releasing more classic models in more moderate case sizes (39-41mm) with reasonable case thicknesses. I owned the Jack Heuer Autavia panda dial (85th anniversary edition) some time ago, and I loved it but wore WAYY too thick and large (42mmx15+mm) so moved it along. Love the video, hilariously togue in cheek with a hint of truth. I have the same thoughts every time I hunt down a new acquisition, we really are addicts haha. Congrats again on the Carrera, wear in good health!
@Nico-be7ic9 ай бұрын
My wife always made fun of me, and I have "only" 4 low budget watches under 100 Euro each. Now she is so in love with her small sporty Casio with step tracker! 🙂
@tacticaltruth81189 ай бұрын
I made the mistake of watching this video with my wife who let out a long sigh and said “that is totally you.”
@nebod15569 ай бұрын
@@tacticaltruth8118 Get divorced and the world is yours ...Why suffer all your life? Better single and happy, and no one put pressure on you or you need to hide your passion from non-enthusiastic people in life...Life is too short to compromise mate...
@brmchronographes23 күн бұрын
Watch addiction is a passion of the work of art, appreciating every single component of a timepiece motivates us to continue designing and creating unique craftsmanship... Thank you for your appreciation to this noble industry of watchmaking.
@judiness1019 ай бұрын
The t-rex with glasses 😂. Great video and good cautionary tale. My husband and I bought our first nice watch each and we definitely have a rule that we’re not allowed to buy another one for a long time until we really figure out our preferences.
@VictoryReverseMortgage9 ай бұрын
I kept the 35 watch collection and got rid of the girl friend who asked why she still does not have an engagement ring! Stay strong and we are here for you!
@zosothezephead8376 ай бұрын
😂
@DaveMGmovies9 ай бұрын
Great storytelling. Nice ideal and wonderfully produced. Fantastic watch BTW.
@DustandPiers9 ай бұрын
One of the best episodes in the history of the channel. At once a total hoot and a very clever review of the Glassbox, a masterpiece in the world of contemporary chronographs.
@markbowman72409 ай бұрын
absolutely great video which definitely speaks for me and everyone who has this addiction..thank you for all the amazing content 🙌
@nwest64519 ай бұрын
Great video as always. I have managed to control my addiction by selling on watches including my favourites. It is a highly recommended approach as you get the buzz from the research, the retail therapy from the buying, financial salvation from the selling (not flipping) and domestic harmony from the wife who thinks you can only wear a certain number of watches.
@ventascleanman47859 ай бұрын
😂 this video is gonna turn in to a classic for watch lovers ! aaamaziing TGV you made me start my saturday very well!
@peakrider48869 ай бұрын
Brilliant! I loved that Tag ever since it came out. Hopefully there’ll be a review coming soon? And please tell me you’ve got an outtakes video as well? There’s no way you kept a straight face throughout filming this!
@mikekamler9 ай бұрын
I haven’t seen a watch related video this entertaining since .. I can’t remember 😂 brilliant stuff !
@horology_of_digital9 ай бұрын
This has to be one of, if not the best, video you've put out 😂 I love it thank you for making this!
@shonen849 ай бұрын
This video is like when a hard hitting documentary starts like a comedy. In the end, I too accepted the Inconvenient Truth
@killpop82559 ай бұрын
OK OK you got me! I put this video off thinking it would be a click-bait-unsubscribe deal. Sorry for being so wrong. Actually quite funny. Thanks.
@richard35429 ай бұрын
This is absolutely ingenious TGV!!! 👏🙏🤣 Your knowledge, appreciation, passion and production is unmatched on KZbin!!! 🙏
@watchhans8 ай бұрын
I started collecting watches 30 years ago, it just started completely harmless with just one chronograph watch. Today, it is a total mess with 70 + watches! 😲 And to make it even worse: I learned to become a watchmaker, have a small workshop, and now I am able to service and repair 'the mess' all by myself! 😱 😆😅🤣😂
@DavidClarke-kj5ky9 ай бұрын
this is extraordinarily good work TGV. we can all relate to these emotions 🤓
@Xandil8 ай бұрын
This is great! As I was watching the video, my wife kept saying, "Yes, that is you." At least I'm not alone.
@SpaceG959 ай бұрын
Hands down The greatest piece of Horological Cinematography in 2024🎉❤
@UnseenHero9 ай бұрын
Great look at the new Carrera without going all in on the watch review. Happy to see you having fun with the content
@matthiasvangysel9389 ай бұрын
i love this not so serious videos, thank you!
@zevik849 ай бұрын
TGV, the work and the filming level is extraordinary. And it touches all of us, we are all watch addicts just like you :)
@daleknut19 ай бұрын
Brilliant my friend you hit the nail on it head.
@NorthenSoul9 ай бұрын
My names Brian and I'm an avid watch collector. Round of applause and lots of back slapping please ,now I'm a member of WCA and look forward to carrying on
@GuyVanderAa9 ай бұрын
Telling time with class is important. So I collect watches, nah ! 😂😂😎
@kevinwagner86979 ай бұрын
simply put-your channel is the greatest!!!!!
@mrsleepystevey9 ай бұрын
This is my favorite video you have ever done 🤣
@drzchariwala41999 ай бұрын
Inspired! Hilariously on point!! Love it TGV!!!
@ElderPinto2549 ай бұрын
its my father his fault he put me on this stuff and now i am hooked yes i am a addict for live always telling myself this is the last time just one more hit its hard
@24hourgmtchannel649 ай бұрын
Agreed. I took a hiatus from watch collecting as it was costing me tons of money and went back to my prior hobby of collecting Porsche's 😂.
@christophertaylor92309 ай бұрын
This needs to be expanded into a Netflix documentary. I foresee an Oscar.
@53cannonball799 ай бұрын
This is one of your best videos.!
@heikowallauer9 ай бұрын
Good evening TGV, what a cineastic masterpiece! 👍👍👍And sure, Hugo can fix it😄😄😉Have a great evening! Best regards!
@theurbangentry9 ай бұрын
haha, thank you Heiko! Have a great evening too! Chin chin my friend 😎🥂 T.
@AngeloAnderson9 ай бұрын
Brother! This is the funniest and most wonderfully written video about us watch addicts ever! (I mean "Enthusiasts") Long time fan of the channel since 2016. I've watched you mature as an enthusiast and content creator for many years and that makes me proud you're a part of our small world. Thank you for the laughs and education. I knew I had a problem when I kept spending way too much time indulging in watch contents and sometime trying to convince others that GS offers more value than any other competitor. (I now own 3) Keep up the amazing work. Stay safe. Onwards and Upwards! 🕺🏾 Angelo
@andym8479 ай бұрын
I love your sense of humour, priceless. I share your illness, and I'm proud to be able to function in a digital world with an analogue addiction. Thank you for your work.
@psicologorauldominguez9 ай бұрын
You are a genius!!! Happy to follow your content!!!! Thanks!!!!
@gqwarren9 ай бұрын
The more you know... PSA brought to you by TGV 😜
@JuanOrtiz-tt8lv9 ай бұрын
Absolutely awesome video! Tasteful lighthearted way to warn us all!! Well done!
@sethgordon42829 ай бұрын
You can’t put a price on time
@Trapvision3D9 ай бұрын
Amazing work bro. You've created another masterpiece!
@raven_of_zoso4559 ай бұрын
I'm way too stoned to understand what this is. Are you ok, TGV?
@briankelley9878 ай бұрын
Too stoned even for the dinosaur doctor?
@johnsmith-ht3sy8 ай бұрын
Watch yourself.
@rolandcarlile95689 ай бұрын
Think you have knocked the nail on the head of this watch collection disorder ( WCD ). It never stops .64 years old and still need another. A seven pound casio would do everything needed really. Em.great vid.
@Chrissepisje9 ай бұрын
You have gone fully meta. I love it. This was the best watch review in the history of your channel. I laughed, I cried, I now want to buy a TAG Heuer. Seriously, though, I do love me a Glassbox. Together with the 40mm Breitling Premier B09 series, they are some of the nicest chronographs on the market. What can I say? It's been emotional.
@davidperkins6059 ай бұрын
TGV, thank you for sharing your condition with us, and i understand completely, i am a functioning watch addict, with a very high dependency on horology, so I'm now I'm going to look at my collection and get ready for the day ahead, take care my friend.
@JohnKanuck8 ай бұрын
Probably the funniest KZbin video I have ever seen! Congratulations! Plus, you are a very good actor. Downside is, I had not actually seen a TAG Glassbox before (not being a real aficionado), and now I am kind of interested in one....
@tomroeder73489 ай бұрын
Very nice change of pace, I like it.
@Anirossa9 ай бұрын
My girlfriend asked me why I have 3 different dive watches, when they all look the same. I showed her how the beezle clicks were different and told her about the difference in the size and movements and what season and scenarios I use each of them in. She understood and accepted it. It helps when the woman is into her own fashion pieces, you just have to explain it in a way they can relate to. As well as not having them cost extreme amounts of money, of course.
@dorningarts9 ай бұрын
Just LOVED the black and white shot of you peering out the blinds, just so over the top!
@coldwarrior6549 ай бұрын
TGV, my wife loves your vids. This one caused real lol. She is starting to wear my watches a few times a week. Slowly, cautiously, with purpose, the schmart watch is being worn less and less...she had me buy a sugess mech chrono for her. Its a start!!! Carry on sir!
@rzurzolo9 ай бұрын
Far and away one of the best videos you have ever done!
@jci78608 ай бұрын
I am sorry to hear what you told us in your last show. I always enjoyed your videos. Lots of humor, class and yet very interesting and helpful. But I understand! I hope that you will be able to sort things out and that you will be back soon. I will miss your episodes. Warm greetings from Switzerland
@carrerau71388 ай бұрын
😜
@Pavcuts9 ай бұрын
Been a subscriber for while now - unquestionably the best video TGV has done - love the acting and production values- oh and on the addiction front there is no know cure - if in doubt Casio
@MrAndrewberg9 ай бұрын
Brilliant work of videography. The Watch addiction helpline at the end is hilarious! If you like the looks of that Tag I implore you to look into Damasko's newest central minutes chronograph, the DC96. There's even a blue sunburst dial variant, with hardened case steel, anti-magnetic and in-house movement (heavily modified 7750, basically completely reworked and retooled parts made by Damasko themselves), as well as CNC machined cases with tolerances so tight that both crown and pushers are safe to use under water. ......ERRRRR I mean I may have a problem. No it's not that bad, it is just a few watches..........OK YES, yes I am addicted to watches! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!
@weareallone99289 ай бұрын
TGV you rock we carry on with our watch addictions, it could be worse i have a watch and coffee addiction
@dankap109 ай бұрын
Your best video ever, please make more like that!
@max624208 ай бұрын
What a mad lad. That was pure undistilled kino. Thank you, TGV.
@bartglover229 ай бұрын
Many a True Word Spoken in Jest! You nailed it this time T, now I have to watch it again. Sick! I need help.
@chanemin8 ай бұрын
Thank you for making this video, I don't feel alone as a watch addict. Called the hotline, no answer! went and got another Casio.
@mickawizza30199 ай бұрын
This is by far the best vid I saw on youtube for the last five years ! Thanks Tristano for bringing so much quality content in the watch world. You deserve to be even more recognized, you're a legend ! Sorry Hugo, can't say the same from you😂
@tiborkiss91869 ай бұрын
I collect vintage watches. It is a hobby which requires (or it should) a long term strategy. At the moment I am the not understood genius in my family with my watch collection. But soon I will have an influential ally : my daughter. She is only two and a half, though...:)