watch this or else

[@mudkipfan2585]

Despite being held at gunpoint to watch this video Dash's antiperspirant joke is still the funniest part of the episode

[@BlitzkriegAP]

I love when he said its morbin time

[@grassdog46]

dash’s antiperspirant joke is a different kind of bit because it’s not one that’s been addressed in a video yet it rivals all other bits by constantly getting top comment on nearly every deluxe video, it’s in every one of jacobs chats, the comments on the vod and the comments on alpharad replay, it’s kind of like wrong way jo except that it seems purely for the people and no one else. and what makes that funny is that i’m sure that a lot of people foment even know/remember where and when dash made an antiperspirant joke but it’s still funny.

[@nspeghetti]

@@grassdog46 ok, that’s not a lot, that’s just alot alot. Not alot, alot alot. Got it? Ok.

[@porygon-z8270]

@@nspeghetti yeah but like... funny

[@Plunkcown]

truuuu

[@JBRedux]

The glory of this channel's fanbase is its ability to take one singular joke and drive it so far into the ground it reappears on the other side of the planet

[@ShinyGreninja14]

That's funny, but not as funny as Dash's antiperspirant joke. 🤣

[@3kojimbles895]

yeah yeah you're quoting part of dash's antiperspirant joke, don't be weird

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

@@3kojimbles895 yeah he flew a bit too close to the sun with that joke

[@TheBlade-]

30 seconds in and dash’s antiperspirant joke is already the funniest one in the episode

[@caseyp5861]

Yeah it is a bit annoying how he is recycling content, but at the same time it is still a hit!

[@berdlyistrans]

I once almost died from spraying too much antiperspirant while in the bathroom while going to bathroom so i almost choked to death while shitting from antiperspirant

[@LinearAztec]

What is the source of the antiperspirant joke thing?

[@caseyp5861]

@@LinearAztec how did this happen on turn one.

[@EchoEchoEchoX3]

@@LinearAztec honestly I don’t get it either if someone explains it please let me know

[@ncjmayo]

7:00 “Cooper-coded” is a good one, almost as good as Dash’s anti-perspirant joke.

[@gavin5410]

calling someone you know in real life "coded" is really funny to me

[@SupermewX300]

"We actively lost subs for it and I think it was worth it." No sentence has more accurately described this channel.

[@RandomUser11170]

15:27 Don't worry Dash; Jo said what you think he did about that squirrel. I believe in you buddy; you're too smart to be gaslit :)

[@nofoxgiven3052]

I legitimately love the ultimate chicken horse videos! It's one of my favourite games and seeing the bald podcast play it makes for great content!!! Please keep it up!!! (Also, there is a series of controls you can put in to unlock every stage and skin just in case you didn't know! I hope to see you guys play on the mainframe)

[@tomjackal5708]

why did you have to call them the bald podcast

[@nofoxgiven3052]

Because they are bald, and this is a podcast.

[@adamcooklin7556]

These are great, but not as good as Dash's antipersperant joke.

[@CheezyQq]

You spelled favorite wrong bozo

[@nofoxgiven3052]

@@CheezyQq you don't have to be mean, make like dash and be more wholesome. :( Also I'm British, so I spelt it correct actually.

[@inazumarai7690]

loving the continued Lucas episode it's amazing how admitting when each video is recorded adds to the humour

[@koitern8785]

This video was recorded? I didn't know it was a video???

[@philosodan]

everytime these videos begins with "YOOOO" I feel as if Jo, Dash and Jacob are all super excited to see me walk into the room.

[@PopodumMan]

Wholesome

[@undercoft7756]

Ik this comment section is alway super joke-y and all but to break the immersion for a sec- Honestly I like the style this channel has of just doing whatever you guys want bc it makes all the videos more enjoyable, I personaly love watching this game as its so creative in concept and in player actions alowing for that classic deluxe chaos Keep it up Or take another 5 month break, you do you

[@Kat_a_Nova]

If I were to make a bet I'd say they are going to take a 2 month break XD but seriously I really do love watching them and the more they enjoy themselves the better it is

[@evantorres4862]

Miss

[@Enderladss]

This is my least favourite comment

[@thesuperballer9]

2/10 comment didn't acknowledge the brilliance of dash's antiperspirant joke

[@TotalyNotTony]

The channel description describes it perfectly.

[@blitz7488]

Ive been coerced into watching this.

[@Swaggy.B]

I didn't wanna know what would happen if I didn't watch

[@particleng]

ive been coerced into commenting

[@12345abxdefghijk]

Unfortunate

[@51umgu11i0n]

Youre lucky! I just got threatened

[@jcs3146]

@@Swaggy.B i feared for my yes

[@yellowpikmin3023]

I'm still waiting for the day that Dash makes a funnier joke than his antiperspirant joke

[@butter_0021]

The Monkey has the most glue eating smile and is the most BM character in the whole game which is funny.

[@GaronGumpy]

Feels good hearing the “YOOOOOOO!!!” at the beginning.

[@hooverhoover5]

30:52 Dash explains why it’s called a trapdoor

[@caseyp5861]

Thanks for the times stamp :)

[@Stupididiot-ci5gf]

Holy shit I never got that until just now! Mind blown man. Just goes to show that I still have more to learn and should probably take my ego down a notch.

[@Smoke_wheat]

I actually like how they had an actually skill based level by the end, where it's possible, hard, but sick as hell

[@anyway5692]

30:24 Alpharad casually referring to the people he's playing with as enemies

[@patch5384]

i’ve never missed a “yoooooo” so much before

[@gavin5410]

"It took van gogh like a month to build italy" is the best deconstruction of an idiom I've ever heard

[@CoffeeBritish]

happy to see this game back again because the gameplay last time was so wholesome

[@williamferro8088]

"yeah we turned the goal down to 15 since last episode was 50 minutes" *Checks video runtime* Wow big 5 minute time save

[@890Mitch]

Dash is just having the time of his life making things spin

[@gazelle_diamond9768]

Josh (or Jawsh?) keeps being an enigma, a schrödinger's cat of a person, of which we still can't say for certain whether he does or does not exist.

[@electropop6347]

27:20 YOOOOOOOOOO!!!1! Is that editing I see??? Incredible, Deluxe is really pushing the boundaries on content in this day and age

[@kenyu9634]

Dash's antidepressant joke was oscar worthy

[@byrontheusurper6505]

springtrap is also my favourite because of the lore, he's fun.

[@Crazy56U]

I'm intrigued that Jo wanted to pretend the FamSquad arc never happened, since I thought he'd be thrilled that they made Jawsh cry.

[@stickham_]

Liking Altrive's Antiperspirant joke is like combining 50 inside jokes that nobody even understands anymore

[@Sponf]

i also go to wendy's at 4:50 am EST

[@bombyman84]

If you combine "Liking Altrive's Antiperspirant joke is like" and "combining 50 inside jokes that nobody even understands anymore" together they make "Icarus moment"

[@caseyp5861]

@@bombyman84 I think you meant to say it spells Katana.

[@Luigiman-rc9fi]

I'm loving that they acknowledged the famsquad bit.

[@CospOsnofla]

This is one of the funniest games to watch them play, it has the perfect chaotic energy for the channel and I am loving it

[@BruhMoment-ez5qo]

The fact that Alpha overshot the goal mark and hit the spike is the funniest thing ever.

[@mileswoest6581]

doesnt beat dashs antiperspirant joke

[@yellowpig1026]

For some reason the saying "Tweedle smart and tweedle smarter" absolutely sent me more than anything else in the video

[@mysterydungeon888]

Saw this in my feed and immediately had to click on it, I can't even bear to imagine what Mr. Deluxe would do to me if I didn't watch this awesome video

[@Treeko13]

16:09 lmao Jacob gaslighting Joe into wanting to leave because he died

[@DoctorIglooman]

"it took van gogh like a month to build italy"

[@njamesm11]

Please make more of these they are great! they are the only videos i watch in this channel…

[@kneecaps3892]

This is great timing. I just finished watching part one Excellent content from the certified internet funny man

[@onebadduc1937]

Honestly banger game for this channel

[@Plaxil]

i love these episodes they are genuinely the reason I stay on KZbin thank you jo also dash antiperspirant joke was exquisite 😎

[@miacasual1263]

My character arc has been going from imitation of jo and jacob’s sense of humor to imitation of dash’s sense of humor

[@snbbit]

i need more of these videos pumped directly into my bloodstream

[@nicolasscarfo1721]

This game is perfect alpha deluxe content

[@RandomUser11170]

Believe me, I'm too smart to be gaslit, but I'm GOING to watch this. Of my own volition, of course Because Ultimate Chicken Horse is wholesome :)

[@ElariaFlori]

True. You're too much of a big brain gaymer to be gaslit. Besides, Jacob has already said he'll never gaslight us :). He's too wholesome!

[@gudenau]

If you can't stand the bad bits you don't deserve the good bits.

[@ThatGamerThatTrolls]

5:55 "i wouldve absolutely adored playing black jack in among us"

[@unfusedmolecule1649]

I love how Jacob killed Kevin's son, just to use his tombstone to win. Also, that antiperspirant joke was the funniest joke in this video.

[@cannedkraken6257]

Every time I hear YOOOOOOO I get an intense rush of dopamine

[@AwesomeRhombus]

I hope they discover the chaos of mixing black holes with crossbow

[@Megamind283]

I love seeing you guys play this game because it's all chaos

[@RoseMariXOXO]

I love seeing jacob a sliver away from winning with another 40 minutes left on the clock

[@emmit4426]

IDK who said they didn't like this, its got everything I want and some of Dash's antiperpirant jokes!

[@dontbememeist497]

I don't think the lunch money joke will ever get old

[@galaga16]

Love that this us back Try adding more modifiers 2:45 Player collision and Ghost are a fun combo. You can push and shove other players out of the way with player collision. With Ghost you can do it once you die. Also Doomsday timers is way more hype then a normal timer.

[@quackkillerreal]

The squirrel is my favorite bc its victory dance is doing jump rope with its tail

[@guccistomper7385]

The fam squad bit was the best part of the new year but ULTIMATE CHICKEN HORSE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[@csummernights]

I had to pause my client's open heart surgery for this

[@grassdog46]

8:59 that laugh horrified me and i can’t tell if it was jo or dash

[@anthonysimons4245]

Jo 100%

[@samirrehal92]

Dashes antiperspirant joke was the funniest moment in the vid

[@Tojux_]

Or else what? Dash will spray a can of anti-perspirant directly into my mouth? As long as he makes a joke whilst he does it, it’d be worth

[@lorddamienblackthorn880]

This is my favorite arc of the channel

[@steelboycolor]

Alpharaaad, I never got my Super™ Shoutouts™ for beating Flower Hell feat. Arrows

[@GoblinsAreReal]

Goblins are real

[@alebcay-]

i'm playing hades while listening to this and the fishing point sound effect IS THE SAME DING IN THIS GAME

[@GizShi]

Alpharad Deluxe is the only channel that reads the comments between each episode and never records the episodes back to back ❤️❤️ mad respect the grind happy 10 mil too btw

[@maybemadelyn]

would love for chicken horse to become a regular series on the channel, antiperspirant jokes and all. thanks my bald babes!

[@jiffbombastic3694]

Should bring back the Let's Player arc whenever you feel like purging subs or something similar. I found it hilarious.

[@bingo5186]

don't

[@strider9861]

nah that shit sucked

[@hooverhoover5]

25:39 Dash invents rotating bees

[@Remi-ky9fw]

Mf this video has been out for 3 min how tf did you find this already 💀

[@Just.Ben_]

3 local men design trap filled mansion. Rumors circulate that this is the start of a new Scooby-Doo movie.

[@alt._.f488]

Damn I was watching trash taste, but I guess I have no choice now

[@samhasfinished2190]

Dude literally same

[@yellowpie]

You don’t need to threaten me to watch new alpharad deluxe content

[@juliozarate9359]

i was performing life saving cpr but i saw this notification and immediately stopped to watch this

[@bluebaldeagle4939]

You know what would be even more fun than trapping the map? A Tux and Fanny playthrough!

[@Khornecussion]

Barbed wire. Ice. Barbed wire. Ice. Barbed wire. WWII Russian military: " I see nothing wrong with this plan. "

[@zodiakgames]

Finally, the next episode of my favorite internet series

[@retrorebootmusic]

Important thing for you all to learn: projectiles are affected by black holes. And cannons.

[@purpleisdebeste]

I’m so happy they’re bringing this back. That’s why I liked, commented AND subscribed!

[@LexIsWaiting]

I love ultimate chicken horse content :D

[@silly_gecko]

these ultimate chicken horse videos are probably lowkey my favorite alpharad deluxe videos

[@creator-link]

ALPHARAD MADE REFERENCE TO HIS HIT PODCAST, “How Did We Get Here with Jacob & Zak”??!?! 6:20 WHAT A *WHOLESOME* MOVE??!!

[@isaaclewispiano]

I'm so happy they're uploading again.

[@Redkitt3n14]

He still doesn't sweat because of the funniest joke making him not sweat

[@kamerongrant1972]

19:16 and here we see dash playing the secret nabbit character and using crouch i-frames to survive (while making an antiperspirant joke, the funniest joke of the episode)

[@t.d.writer1589]

6:29 moments before Jawsh

[@JKmaximum]

I love dash's advice I use it all the time with my friends and even at work

[@letterEsu]

I’ve never been happier as an consistent scedule

[@MxPinky]

Honestly I really liked the length of the last one, really helped me relax

[@mandragonna]

They're finally using the glue! THE CHAOS

[@jackwheelock3468]

Fun fact: with black jokes you can mess with projectile trajectory from the crossbow last I checked. Perhaps other projectiles as well

[@hooverhoover5]

37:37 Jacob succumbs to peer pressure

[@hihigocat]

saying it again but this is unironically the peak ultimate chicken horse experience

[@AkaneNonoharaP]

not going to lie, despite the thumbnail and the tags i thought this might be the same mystery dungeon dx episode again, pleasantly surprised

[@cyl_genderfluid-furry]

Springtrap is cannonically Kwite's bf in my headcannon.

[@mrepicblake2508]

PLEASE TURN ON PLAYER COLLISION AND GHOST ITS SO EPIC

[@finnyfinn27]

"We changed it from 20 to 15 points because last video went on for like, 50 minutes" *checks runtime* 44 minutes.

[@porygon-z8270]

YOOOOOOOOOOO babe wake up, Alpharad Deluxe uploaded a new video

[@Jcakedafurry]

I chose to watch this video and only 15 minutes through did I see the chicken with a sniper rifle outside my window please help Ive been watching this on loop help please

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

I just pulled an all-nighter so this is going to be extra funny

[@Kunari05]

I’m watching this hugging my camo build a bear whom is wearing camouflage.

[@harrisonbirong642]

Thanks for continuing this series

[@insertnamehere7212]

Dash's antiperspirant joke made me watch

[@holly5329]

if this is an ultimate chicken horse channel now- im here for it