We found the dumbest CPU in gaming history

[@squiddler7731]

Dash singlehandedly adding an entire hour to the length of this video is such a power move

[@anannoyingdog2647]

such a hit

[@sir_shrimps]

it’s a hit

[@Lovely_flowers_]

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[@Bleebledop]

That’s a hit

[@donk-dwonk]

wholesome hit

[@whattheduck2106]

Thanks Jo for this shoutout, now I am going to do this again: And in this game Jo has sent... 2012 Stickers!!! Congratulations!!! /Btw, if he wouldn't have spammed Stickers at the Victory screen he would've gotten 2000 exactly, and that's a Miss!) 6:23 Jo sent 100 stickers (And that's a Miss!) 11:21 Jo sent 200 stickers (And that's a Whaaat?!) 11:24 Most wholesome moment ever (

[@3polw]

The Hero we don't deserve

[@lektornese]

Good commenter :)

[@RandomUser11170]

Thanks for sharing!

[@NotUndulateCrown58]

Wholesome comment :)

[@glowyslime2609]

Was gonna like but it’s at 69, so understand that I appreciate your efforts

[@TomatoServal]

Dash’s Stickers: The Complete Trilogy 4:03 - The Sorry Koopa sticker 30:19 - The Yes Luigi sticker 36:57 - The What Luigi sticker Dash could easily beat you guys: his toxicity is just holding him back. Oh well, maybe next time.

[@AaronLoving]

1:43:10

[@tirelessworm163]

This comment is a hit

[@bleachedpenguin6131]

Thank you

[@eliop82]

@@jeniferkuwan3710 :|

[@luiscarlospablo6010]

*hit*

[@rahuldodda5202]

After seeing that they were on turn 4/10 in under 8 minutes of a 100+ minute video, I knew something had to have got wrong

[@pichujiggs153]

*right

[@CB_Hyperz88]

That’s a miss! It went right

[@tTtan639]

It was too wholesome to have gone wrong

[@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025]

had to go.. *right*.

[@DaniParre]

@@pichujiggs153*Gone wholesome

[@rizar56]

I'm so used to the pause screen that I didn't expect anything so seeing dash actually add turns fucking killed me

[@yusufthecatwithagun]

Are you alive now

[@Amoongus]

@@yusufthecatwithagun haven't you heard 'em? They're dead

[@cloudy6256]

@@yusufthecatwithagun did they stutter

[@yusufthecatwithagun]

@@Amoongus sad

[@PerfectDarkly]

no cap, 41:14 is the start of one of the funniest Mario Party moments I've ever seen. the timing of every beat was incredible. Jacob walking in just a second too late to know what happened. the clip starting on the practice fade-out so he has just enough time to process what's about to go down. the fact they're back on the home menu not 10 seconds later because it only took that long to watch the entire disaster. immaculate, truly

[@rewdweep4184]

It’s up there with the Bowser Jr CPU duel in Mario Party 6

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

I've rewatched it several times, and then came down here to find this comment

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

A year later, I found this video just for this bit and thought I'd come back here

[@pashi47]

@@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868that’s awesome

[@theillusionist1494]

Just the rising panic in Jo's voice at 11:11 is yet another iconic moment to come out of this series

[@luluzin5022]

Thank you for the time stamp it's very useful

[@KnightofBretonnia]

Not to mention Dash just being stonecold, no comments about it lmao

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

Holy shit i just realized Dash added turns just to throw what a MASSIVE play

[@Scillamar]

I can't believe it took so many episodes for Dash to add more turns without the consent of Jacob and Jo.

[@chickenori9383]

I was thinking how fun it would be to have a easy CPU with a handicap of like 6 stars so that the biggest goal for everyone is to steal stars from the easy cpu so it can't win

[@nibyafternight1983]

Imagine they can't buy starts but only stole from that cpu. They give it the maximum amount of stars and the objective is stealing as much stars as possible. The one who stoles more starts from it wins (it doesn't matter if the CPU wins or not)

[@felixd8665]

Gotta love pom scams

[@Apotheosister]

Honestly sounds hype as heck but let's be honest, Dash and maybe Jo would just let the CPU win.

[@blueknight8657]

gotta be a dumb character too like Easy Toad or something. Although I guess he isn't playable huh

[@elis.4922]

I've done this before in Mario Party 7 with my friends and an easy Yoshi CPU. I basically just became rich by constantly robbing yoshi at dueling spaces.

[@orangesnailgaming]

Dash adding 20 turns to the game is the funniest thing that has ever happened on this channel

[@rainydeestar]

Someone wasn't there for motherfucking "she's wearing a turtleneck"

[@markvieyra9950]

@@rainydeestar she got turtlenecked

[@zacmac2002]

@@rainydeestar what video was this? Asking for a friend ofc

[@envy7272]

@@zacmac2002 it was one of the Doki Doki videos

[@Ediegards]

"she got turtlenecked" -LE

[@grey8478]

1:39:44 dash's monologue was worth every brain cell

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

implying it wasn't just a singular brain cell speaking for him?

[@TK-ls8ez]

That's a red flag.

[@CaptainMythic]

It was hilarious, worth me almost choking.

[@dougpouncey]

All four of them

[@ethanhinton4549]

Exodia rules should be save for special occasions. It's hilarious, but loses its appeal if overused.

[@evergreen7754]

Just like the use of the stickers smh.

[@olivervigh1079]

@@evergreen7754 your opinion is a miss

[@uhhBlasT]

@@olivervigh1079 that's a hit for me

[@tomascarrasco371]

@@evergreen7754 grr

[@julianvincent2119]

@@evergreen7754 You wouldn't!

[@EllieBerryPie]

EDIT: gonna make this clear, I don't mean any hate to Jacob. Mario party is my favorite series they play because I like the personalities. I like Jacob playing the villain Jacob after loosing to exodia: "we ALL agreed exodia wasn't fair" Dash and Jo "well we thought it was fair but ok sure" Jacob is truly the villain of Mario party

[@PQRDG]

No no, DK is the villain of Mario Party. Alpha is the antihero of Mario Party

[@EllieBerryPie]

@@PQRDG Yep, Alpha totally doesn't gaslight Jo and Dash that Master DK is the villain whenever their is a chance he will loose to DK

[@thearea51raidwasboring]

@@PQRDG Other way around, buddy

[@EllieBerryPie]

@@thearea51raidwasboring Master DK is the anti hero, Alpha is the villain, Dash and Jo are the protagonists.

[@lavenzavantas]

yo nice pfp

[@I_Am_Piranha]

Honestly there needs to be a sticker tier list for this game

[@2016jmiller]

And the only tiers are hit and miss

[@maritoxico9982]

@@2016jmiller then would miss be a hit or miss?

[@aeroson3889]

@@maritoxico9982 hit

[@Bottocide]

@@maritoxico9982 miss

[@pichujiggs153]

@@maritoxico9982 or

[@chillinsquirtle]

Thank you dash for having the guts to make a 30 turn game

[@JP-hg4kt]

Dash being wholesome was a staple of this episode

[@yusufthecatwithagun]

What was the stapler then

[@PointsofData]

@@yusufthecatwithagun BA DUM TSH

[@jamessisk2013]

I want a episode where Dash wins, Jacob mashes, and Jo sweats.

[@TarantulaTarantulaT]

Stop, no

[@hotline9807]

yeah that would be funny. we would never have an episode where dash sweats though because he has antiperspirant

[@Marco_7440]

I think the fact that Jo spammed that Emote throughout the entirety of an almost 2 hour game is very respectable.

[@BrassWing]

1:01:20 Love when two plates grind against each other strictly platonically and not romantically at all

[@StarKnight54]

That's a red flag

[@hollosou335]

I like Master DK and his retractable teeth, he's a pretty good candidate to be my most wholesome sleep paralysis demon

[@tupactheory3739]

i like aubry

[@angryman...]

what about dash

[@benmcmahon9942]

i'm 100% certain Master DK is now on easy difficulty because they keep reassuring us that he's on master

[@honorableintent]

Interesting that Jawsh doesn't get mentioned once Dash tries to be wholesome and follow the no complaints rule.

[@roymoody7234]

Dash is my favorite person and the fact that he doubled down, did what he was told, and made this game an hour longer just makes him better.

[@nicholasblessing4457]

Jacob: Just add more turns Dash: *adds more turns Jacob and Jo: 0:

[@Patrees.]

That moment: Hit

[@salamzander]

That’s a hit

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

I knew in the back of my mind that DK has retractable teeth, but truly acknowledging it is terrifying.

[@michaelmcfarland5903]

I hardcore main Rosalina, it’s confusing to see me play and hear Jo’s voice

[@jrpowell2053]

SAME

[@RandomUser11170]

He's always a Koopa Troopa in our hearts, no matter who he may be playing in game

[@littlemisseevee2309]

@JJ ОIаtunji 🅥 so true bot, I agree

[@jocabulous]

I hardcore main Rosalina, its confusing to hear my voice and see Michael Mcfarland play

[@michaelmcfarland5903]

@@jocabulous yooooo, I can’t even imagine what that’s like!

[@jrpowell2053]

Master DK is the smartest CPU in gaming history... also the thiccest...

[@Me-re2jd]

You called one bot hot and now all of the bots are trying to get in on the action

[@the_untitled__]

I disagree, I think he's Dummy thicc

[@the_untitled__]

I'm going to regret this comment

[@bonedude666]

No, the thiccest DK is Very Hard.

[@the_untitled__]

@@bonedude666 Hard DK is a completely different being and you know it, Master DK is the thiccest DK

[@CamiloFHSC]

WAIT! Rosalina is being played by Jo. Jo's in game moniker is "hi jo". If you remove the space in the middle, you get "hijo". "Hijo" is the Spanish word for "son". On the other hand, Dash's moniker is bigman23, if you remove the 23 (in the same way you removed the space in "hi jo") you get "bigman". What is a "big man" if not a dad? So Jo and Dash's in game monikers are a reference to a parent/child relationship; and Dash (the parent) is playing Luigi, while Jo (the child) is playing Rosalina. So Luigi IS Rosalina's dad confirmed! Somebody, quickly, call MatPat!!!

[@Tonjit41]

@marpat

[@jstar3382]

I love how Jacob so genuinely laughed at them for fucking up

[@yellowpikmin3023]

I wonder if they ever switched Donkey Kong to like easy difficulty and just never told anyone cause that would be cool

[@TightSweaters4]

When was the last time you were on berry duty

[@thegrimminal9461]

Been to a good Pizza Hut recently?

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

Yesterday I commented that I worked out using ring fit adventure, and this is day 2 of my journey and today was fairly easier. Despite having sore legs from all that running, I’m feeling really good. I’m planning on playing 1 hour a day and once I feel ready I’m going to 1 up the difficulty.

[@RandomUser11170]

Thanks for sharing your journey!

[@basicallyrk4018]

Cool, happy for ya!

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

@@RandomUser11170 thanks for reading

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

@@basicallyrk4018 thanks man. That’s a hit

[@noyou8214]

Honestly… It's a hit

[@onenerdarmy7260]

One day, I'll be waiting for Altrive to speak and the moment will just never come, and I am just not mentally prepared for that.

[@notthis9586]

Dash is so wholesome for wanting to spend more time with the boys and master DK

[@Pk_Nep]

My favorite part is when they added more turns MORE CONTENT LETS GOOO

[@siralden5112]

I love the casual lore of Jacob and Dash and how they met being dropped.

[@TheKillerg95]

Always happy to see a long mario party, i would love to see you guys do new 50 turns on some older partys

[@vuLKan0320]

I sure hope they patch in 50 turn games if they ever update it

[@JessieTrinket]

I love how Dash is cracked at just the most random minigames.

[@Chubby_Bub]

I like how Jo said the condition his wings were delivered in was "bad RNG."

[@skiad9162]

1:07:38 Not only did he got the number, but he also landed in the best slot in the board, Jo won the game from this point onward

[@beejaytv6450]

Dash is so wholesome in this 🥰

[@Kitty_Cosmic]

36:57

[@Tonjit41]

Dash 💯

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

Jacob vs DK for the asteroid race thing was ridiculous. Peach's crown lightly tapped the rock while DK was wallclipping like a speedrunner.

[@steven.d6492]

30 turns of going around in a circle is such a hit

[@Gingerbreadley]

In this episode of Alpha and the Gang: Rosalina sighs in your ear for two hours.

[@Xetaas]

This is, in my opinion, the most iconic Mario Party episode on Alpharad Deluxe+Gold. You have the retractable teeth bit, Dash’s wholesome arc, Dash adding turns, the moment at 41:14 with the water minigame, Hard DK, and so much more. This video might even be in my top AlpharadDPG episodes of all time

[@lilchromie]

Man Jo was YIIKing really hard after dash added turns

[@MercuryA2000]

I love how they started discussing Dash using those warp blocks like HE was the AI.

[@taylorallen1026]

I didn’t know Jo could play as a cpu!

[@rang2111]

jo dropping mario is like shadow the hedgehog dropping his inhibitor rings

[@Awesomeness-iz3dh]

Every time the skating minigame comes up I'm forced to think about the ice skates just protruding from Donkey Kong's feet somehow, like surgically implanted. He's not wearing any kind of shoes.

[@jblen]

I like the part where the positions were the same at 10 turns as they ended at 30 so they really could've just ended there.

[@ZDUCKERS]

When dash added 25 turns that was super wholesome

[@Genasidal]

Tune into an Alpharad Mario Party video a minute after upload? That's a hit. Dash is the most wholesome.

[@utatanepiko7087]

My favorite part of this game will always be Bowser panicking and running away if you land on the 100 stars in the Bowser Space. I adore it

[@darcys842]

I think the best way to do it would be if you have 3 skeleton keys that you didn't buy from the shop at the end of the game then that counts for 3 stars. That way it isn't an instant win but it still retains at least some value

[@scotttaaffe3237]

Remember when Jacob and Jo played doubles with CPU teammates, that was fun

[@danieltsiu7383]

I’m pretty sure Jacob asserted his power as the channel owner and said no more exodia wins. You can hear it the other’s voices like they have a gun pointed to their heads lol

[@tendo649]

2:36 "Fruit Game" hits different after Suika Month

[@scottshanbom]

I swear if Dash actually tried on board play in this game, he totally would have won

[@Hansenfmly]

34:12 I remember seeing an AI do exactly that when I was playing this board by myself and I still have no idea why that happened. Seeing it here is so surreal.

[@adog90]

all jumpscares 4:03 - Bonnie jumpscare 30:19 - Foxy jumpscare 36:57 - Golden Fredie

[@liketocodev]

Thanks

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

bruh wat?

[@cheyennerae5403]

I still can't trust that everyone is playing the characters they say they are, not after the incident...

[@pokemaster2185]

What incident?

[@SinZ163]

@@pokemaster2185 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYGYd2OgZsuqipI fwob did an arc where they played other peoples characters but commentated as if it was their characters.

[@lillith7257]

I wish Dash could win for once Been hoping ever since you guys have started playing

[@TransientLunatic]

Dash won in spirit by single-handed my adding a whole hour of content

[@christiantucker-allen7264]

24:40 Did... did the exact same Splatoon bit happen in a previous episode on this minigame... with a 1 point difference? Deja Vu hits hard.

[@TazTheYellow]

Dash, literally the whole video: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

[@Escararpa]

How about you put Altrive in a match vs 3 cpus. There is no way he is loosing that one

[@Alpharad]

ok

[@Escararpa]

@@Alpharad awesome

[@FishwicksREAL]

@@Alpharad real alpharad casually responds to this comment just to verify that yes, infact, altrive will be in a match against 3 CPUs.

[@gamecrusader6768]

@@Alpharad nice

[@trysomething02]

Irony.

[@technospyform1578]

Being a Rosalina main is kind of difficult this time around because I have to root for Alpharad and whoever's playing Rosalina at the same time

[@GalvatronRodimus]

Jo: "Just add more turns." Dash: *adds 20 turns* Jo: :o

[@whatsyourpoint5417]

Coming back 2 years later to inform you that Jacob said add more turns

[@nyasputinya]

Jacob really girlbosses Mario Party Thank god someone is brave enough to do so

[@Trickbot7000]

Replaying Xenoblade 2 there’s a character named Menacing Jo (he’s level 25) you fight him after you get Roc back from those little kid thieves

[@Cygis]

It’d be haha funny of them to have a human play as master DK

[@kia_the_dead]

I love how Seth just mashes in every mini game.

[@elotiinumag8037]

The DK CPU is so powerful it became the physical form of an oxymoron.

[@addymant]

You three have broken my humor because I could not breathe at Dash pretending to struggle to come up with red flag jokes

[@aurachanneler8396]

Whenever I play mario party I always give everyone a 2-star handicap so that there’s ALWAYS something to lose.

[@loftwild4302]

Jacob accidentally put on his Alpharad persona at the start

[@cormeum1014]

I like when people compare an old minigame to something from this year like this game didn't come before it

[@MegamanGuy444]

I still wish I could afford this game. My money's been tight- Anyways. I still think them not bringing back the Reverse Mushroom was the Mario Party team's biggest L. That item is so wonderful, it breaks the game if you roll good. Its also good insurance if you miss the star and get enough coins in the next turn.

[@smokkyuwu5440]

Proof Donkey Kong has retractable teeth, Exhibit A: 11:05. Exhibit B: 11:23, Exhibit C: 11:44. Teeth are back at: 14:12..coincidence? I think not! Alpha was right, he does have retractable teeth! (You can clearly tell, I just started the video lmao.)

[@Walpurgisnackt]

I hope this series never ends

[@felix56p]

4:53 Jacob flipped the block at the last second so that he can get the match 3, damn he really does sweat at mario party

[@ashtasheran6970]

Gorillas smile when they want to threaten something so DK shows his teeth to make a threat to the players And i think that's a hit

[@discountfunnyman]

My favorite part about Jacob is his fast lower-pitched laugh immediately followed by his slower, higher-pitched laugh, he never disappoints

[@realryushiro]

Oh boy. A full game. Just got max turns. Gonna have to grab a snack for this one.

[@cbcgame2744]

I cant wait for Dash, Altrive, and Pikmin 5 to meet each other

[@ChrisGamingNL333]

everyone: playing the game normally jo: Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?! Whaaat?!

[@purplebean4324]

Dash made me think i was having a stroke in the last minigame and i loved it

[@fugyfruit]

Master DK is the protagonist of this series

[@TROLLINGB4U]

Rosalina's "what?" sticker is so good. It almost feels out of place like fanart.

[@vuLKan0320]

11:11 is the most epic moment of the whole video

[@PorkpieJohnny]

Rosalina saying "huh?" is just part of the soundtrack for me now

[@terracannon876]

The moment Altrive added the turns I checked the length of the videos and ... yup XD

[@stormRed]

Rosalina is just one of those characters that just scream 2000's character design (complimentary)

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

I think Jacob is going to win today. That’s my prediction Spoiler: YOOO JACOB ACTUALLY WON

[@adi2005_]

I hope Dash is going to win today, That’s my wish Spoiler: NOOO DASH ACTUALLY LOST

[@RandomUser11170]

I hope bigman23 wins; today

[@lamebutthesame1281]

true

[@caseyp5861]

I looked ahead and I hope you can be happy with this outcome.

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

@@caseyp5861 YOOO NO WAY!!! This has to be a Troll

[@HysterectomyInc]

It's so wholesome that dash is back

[@nope5857]

Master DK has inspired me to become a better person

[@squeakymeow]

Good to know that you completed the solo piplup run, hope the video goes well :)

[@lilchromie]

Jo in this episode is: -Spamming stickers less -Playing a different character -Not just mashing a through the menus Conclusion: after winning with exodia last game Jacob killed Jo off screen and replaced him with fake, lending credence to the theory that Jacob is going to be a twist villain and that master dk was actually attempting to stop Jacob the whole time.

[@hazelharry2033]

I love how you said he spammed less in the game that broke his overall sticker spam record

[@lilchromie]

@@hazelharry2033 edited in in post don't let Jacob fool you

[@Just_a_Dragon69]

"You pick up the girls in the car... By running them over..." That thing out of context is so funny and concerning

[@Bagel920]

I really liked this extra long episode, gave extra time to be with my comfort creators. Maybe you can extend the game the next time you play

[@gametube1148]

I just saw something and I felt like I should say it here. I was playing bdsp and was in the underground and at the top right of my screen it said Shadic joined the underground and I haven't been the same since. I have talked to a therapist about it and I have still not gotten over it.