Horror Short Film "Satisfaction Guaranteed" | ALTER

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A lonely 50s housewife undertakes radical atomic surgery to win back her husband's wandering eyes and to become the perfect wife in the process.
"Satisfaction Guaranteed" by Yue Ma
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"Satisfaction Guaranteed" Credits:
Director - Yue Ma
Writer - Ken Morris
Story - Amber Morris.
Editor - Rosemary Leisure
Producer - Mary Mehrkens
Cinematographer - Gunyoung Yang
Cast -
Joanna - Alexandra Hensley
Walter - Paul Keany
Dr. Campbell - Craig Bruenell
Dorothy - Jennifer Sommer
Helen - Jessica Mellott
Mary Anne - Melissa Bergman
Victoria - Jordan Blake
Stunt Coordinator - Nicole Randall
Extras -
Josh Brown
Brad Painter
Debra Eckloff
Lucy Angelo
Laura Kane
Unit Production Manager - Shi Qiu
First Assistant Directors - Peter Merwin & Lucille Ouyang
Second Assistant Directors - Tom Keith & Josh Brown
Music - Wesley Hughes
Camera Operator - Gunyoung Yang
Additional Camera Operator - Nobuyoshi Sakurai
First Assistant Camera - Ferguson Sauve-Rogan
Second Assistants Camera -
Sam Kim
Brandon Epperson
Imani Breyanna
Mitch Hekstra
Camera PAs - Nobuyoshi Sakurai & Felipe Larrondo
Steadicam Operator - Erdem Ertal
Still Photographer - Robbie Brannigan
Script Supervisor - Michele Haberman
Production Coordinator - Josh Brown
Accountant - Sweta Rai
Gaffers - Di Liu & Bora Kim
Best Boy Electric - Daniel Kautz
Electricians - Alan Weyand & Dennis Rogers
Key Grips -
Andres Solorzano
Caleb Tou
Jesper Duelund
Shilpi Agrawal
Grips -
Daniel Kautz
Scott Hillman
Tatsuya Ouchi
Caryn Di Marco
Dolly Grip - Anderson Ko
Swings - Juliana Tan & Ujwala Viswanath
Production Sound Mixer - David Levine
Boom Operators - Christian Lainez & Brad Harding
Art Director - Devin Cheney
Set Decorator - Cameron Dunbar
Costume Designer - Jennifer Sommer
Costumer - Christiana Laine
Make-up/Hair - Ross Williams
Makeup Asst - Emilia Wesrynska
Additional Makeup - Lauren Bencomo
Colorist - Bruce Goodman
Visual Effects - Justin Chandra
Poster Design - Zhenyu Ye
Transportation Coordinator - Michael Hellerstein
Drivers -
Emmanuel Velasquez
Mike Lutz
Walter Spohn
Key Set PA - Alia Chapman
Production Assistants -
Robert Cisneros
Talya Stern
Eva Cohen
Jason Flaster
Sarah White
Maxwell Anderson
Audio Post Production - Anarchy Post
Re-Recording Mixer - Ryan Gegenheimer
Dialogue Editor - Brian Dunlop
Sound Designer - Ryan Gegenheimer
Foley Artist - Jody Berglund
Foley Mixer - Dicken Berglund
Foley Editor - Leah Putlek
Catering - Michael Warren
Craft Service - Kenneth Morris
First Aid - Sylvia Wildfire
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[@observationsfromthefencepo7207]

This was pretty wicked and shows how far we will go to please someone until we are pushed to our limits. It was funny yet poignant. The horror angle is living in those conditions and altering your body to that level. "Satisfaction guaranteed' and "perfect wife" are word pairings that shouldn't exist. This was entertaining and great work. Peace.

[@drophammer776]

Majority of Men just want a sandwich prepared for lunch, cooked meal for supper and a Woman that stands by their side. If he still complains, he's just an assh😡le.

[@user-ye7rq6vy4t]

Satisfaction guaranteed should exist

[@liviavallendenez]

Glad she finally got sick of his BS and gave him a nice dose of bloody karma. I had friends whose parents were just like this couple. I've been a wife to my wonderful husband for almost 15 years. He's watching this with me right now and had the hugest smile on his face when Walter got what he deserved.

[@abhilashachoudhary7249]

You are very lucky ma'am. God bless you two. ❤️

[@sampasweet39]

Sad..... How a person gives up even on the primary need of life "eating" something favorite of hers for another person but he would just not give a darn !!!!! How much you do....how much you give.....it's never enough..... Very universal representation......loved it....

[@paullevine1813]

If you got a good wife as he did treat her like a queen & this will never need to happen. He sure got just what he deserved . One cup cake , na she deserved two . I've been married 34 years & never once had to worry about what he got , Love is a two way street but for us guys our love from them always comes first. For some it may never be enough as you say but that's their fault we have all got choices to make & promises to keep & for love it's worth all that. This Rat Ass couldn't see that so he's as we say Grinder Pudding & he got just what he should have.

[@angieg4447]

"... created by the Soviets, perfected by the Nazis and then heroically liberated by the Americans..." That was real smooth how you threw that in there.

[@johnnyx53]

Ya, the only thing they didn’t add was “Available now at Walmart!”

[@godofmath1039]

No, you quoted it incorrectly. It was, "Conceived of by the Soviets, developed by the Nazis, before being heroically liberated by American industrialists..."

[@moniquevandeplas5210]

I am about to rewatch this (as it is so good) but first I want to say "can we all just take a moment to appreciate the guy who plays the husband in this? I absolutely hated him but his acting is so amazing that I kept forgetting I hated his character and here is the other part: if he had not played that part so well there is no way this short would have worked as yes I loved her and her whole victimization acting but without him she would have never bounced off someone so well. Like their chemistry was amazing and palpable but it would have never got there if he had not played his part with so much conviction"

[@ABESW0RLD]

Boi shutup and watch the film

[@moniquevandeplas5210]

@@ABESW0RLD okay I'll bite. Have you watched it?

[@crissaE7628]

You are so right

[@sonyakim4403]

She sure looked satisfied at the end. Guess it worked! 😂

[@marylouclemente1079]

This was both sad and hilarious. Awesome acting by both the actress playing the doting wife and the actor playing her philandering hubby. He got a big dose of karma. Those sweet cupcakes will do it every time.

[@sarahhurst701]

Walter earned that outcome for himself, with his misogyny & adultery.👍👍

[@NewMessage]

Did not expect to cheer so much at a horror fick, but here we are.

[@Msmary98-98]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cheered??? I happily applauded this strong woman

[@YaGirlJem]

I laughed so much at the symbolism of classic Americana. This was perfect.

[@aaffreux9182]

Their relationship kind of reminds me of my mom and dad when I was a kid, that was in the 90s/00s/10s too.

[@РахилПеличев]

I love the Actress.

[@OLBICHL]

love yourself first, that way you can't get overly disappointed

[@PrimitiveInTheExtreme]

I remember this!!! I gladly saw it again!

[@MisterG2323]

Thanks for the encore showing!

[@patrickkitchens1243]

Kudos to everyone involved in this short! Great work!

[@hardcandy9880]

I love how it's a throwback to the sexist ads back in the old days. Like how the problem the product is trying to solve is always framed as the woman's fault. "Use feminine wash so he wont leave you!"

[@tanrose8645]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻 Saw this when it premiered! EXCELLENT!!!🌹 Blessings to you and your viewers~ Enjoy the rest of your evening! Blessings~✨💫🌟 🌛🌹🌜

[@РахилПеличев]

Blessings to You too. 🌻

[@jermincostor5817]

When he Swong that Bat & Ran😭💀

[@tumblingdown]

Loved it! I didn't even notice her "attachment" until he did. ☺️

[@Computron64]

"But of course it's safe, it's made in *America*" 😁

[@williamhannon6055]

Ouch!!!!!

[@kydrasims9734]

That necklace is so pretty. Where did you get it?

[@deeyaroy5562]

Reminds me of Lana Del Ray's song"Serial killer" and Ava max's song "sweet but psycho"

[@PreApocalypseJitters]

This short made me salivate with bloodlust, but..... is it new to Alter? I've seen it.....?

[@kikikitten15]

8:15 he said "tring to tear my d* di* off" I was thinking I realy wish it did then after that what she realy did I was so glad, he realy deserved it, theres so many people like him out there just like him its sad, I love alter they always have amazing shorts would watch a full movie on all of their horror sorts

[@amajikitano7362]

She would love SZA

[@smitha9945]

I m thoroughly satisfied what Alter provides us ...."Perfect wives" nonexistence although...but she goes to such an extent to provide her hospitality...that's so gruesome...good short ....👏👏

[@EugeneSSmith]

In my opinion, she's beautiful! 😍

[@johnnyx53]

Great video! Superb script and acting!

[@davidnordmeyer513]

The scariest monster's....are us

[@ladydragon5526]

A Stepford Wife just became Step-off Step-Up Slap Up Wife😂😂

[@johanasostre7259]

🖤 HI ALTER 🖤

[@yolandagraves8221]

Ohhhh yessx I loveeeee it. More please and thank you

[@danajones9631]

Now she looks satisfied 🤣😂

[@kevincousen3045]

so wholesome - luv these 50s idyll

[@theresalynch551]

Wow❤ I loved this retro stepford type video!! Outstanding acting 👏 🎉 and I wanted more!!!

[@petersonmottaruda2412]

Love it! Dude had it coming! 😂😂😂

[@ScoundrelvilleTv]

Loved this!!

[@HarveMoone]

In the words of Lucille Bluth, *_good for her_*

[@allendavis1507]

Very, very good 👍 she deserved better, anyway 😢. I enjoyed that one ☝️

[@jamieschettler8701]

I wonder if John `ⁿ Loraine Bobbitt was any inspiration in the writing here . . . at least a little! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenforte4159]

This was HILARIOUS

[@OmegaBahn]

Pretty fab, the Lady deserved better. Satisfaction guaranteed!

[@calykoo69]

Awesome. Lead actress is beautiful

[@ghostbehindasolidshock1955]

5:55 LOL

[@CheeryCinccino]

This new Mega Man boss is cool

[@Mashy8722]

Absolutely spectacular 😂😂

[@aaronmartin7086]

She's beautiful 😍

[@deliciahudson1529]

👏🏾 Bravo.....

[@-JA-]

👏👍

[@lillydevil2486]

You know I'd be more interested in watching this film if the audio was done correctly I'm not turning my volume up to hear the dialogue so I can get blasted by shitty jumpscares

[@ObsidianFallen]

10/10 advertisement

[@rudevalve]

Certified Gold!!!!!!

[@kimberlyboudreau8157]

I liked it ❤

[@CroatanWolf44]

I'm actually in the mood for brownies

[@eda-morya33]

How can a man have a wife as gorgeous & dedicated as this, and still has the desire to cheat?! I'll never understand the logic behind this stupid trait in some men.

[@artemisnectar7]

Especially nowadays with so many enhanced replaceable body parts🥴🥳 this was awesome sauce😈 Alter baby🤩

[@constipatedinsincity4424]

I could definitely work with her !

[@lalalallakawkwk2272]

I love and dislike horror ❤❤ I never hate horrors because I love to scare myself

[@emilep7325]

The things we put ourselves through in the name of love. She was already a "perfect wife" to a man who wouldn't have ever appreciated her.

[@amberlaughlin3518]

LOVE IT...

[@ashleywildonger]

Loved it

[@abyssGazerTV]

This is why no-fault divorce needs to be a thing.

[@Absolvo]

Thin line between love and hate

[@Venomous_471]

👏👏👏👏👏👏 Bravo

[@awakeknowledgeYawehseemyhell]

I love It

[@Кто_то-е8ш9э]

All Pis

[@LamiNalchor]

Funny film. I feel like this is a stereotype about the 50s.

[@ENDTHEWAR-n3y]

Shes a girlboss

[@kyngnevyyto]

I watched thus about five times in a row it was really good 🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

damn i feel bad if i had a woman like that i would appreciate her

[@You_Are_Worth_It]

Why she smoothie his yoohoo 😭. Imma be single f a relationship

[@marek5823]

atk replay quite an interesting screening at all 🤔...

[@einienj3281]

Well done wifey! 💪🏻👏🏻🤟🏻

[@gabrieljahn5795]

Alter did you steal dust work or ask Permission?, the reason why I ask is because dust is the original creator of Satisfaction guaranteed look at the dates Alter say 5 months but the the film Studio dust says 1 year ago!

[@JohnDoe-yg6ed]

She would of got it before the upgrade

[@junkonatsumizaka5149]

Perfect for Valentine's Day~

[@Kristh_loveee]

5:44 wow Oke I’m so glad that I live in 2023 bc I could not be a women like that

[@nakitademir8566]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kellydepol3108]

Watch out Dyson

[@LCMM2150]

Kommentar um den Kanal zu helfen.

[@tamsmith6751]

Women so eager to please like that are pathetic thats why he treats her lousy

[@waltonsimons12]

Nah, he's just a douchebag. Well, he WAS a douchebag.

[@Ann71987]

Women lols 😂🤣

[@letusbeginatthebeginning3403]

This is a feminists fever dream.

[@Tofe_]

It is a bit silly innit?

[@lemond2007]

And I thought women nowadays were bad!

[@waltonsimons12]

Just the ones in your social circle. Like attracts like.

[@lemond2007]

@@waltonsimons12 Women laugh and cheer at emasculation and dismemberment of men. They revel in their own evil. Our society encourages them to become self-centered and sadistic, and to justify their immoral behavior by acting victimized. Modern women are the worst.

[@RK-qh3ll]

Nah...waste of time. Sorry.

[@SpaceMuffin]

I applaud her for being a submissive wife.

[@The_Beast_666]

Alter Screws Walter!

[@zethraelofteldrassil3149]

Now she knows what freedom tastes like - cupcakes and milk without criticism from her creep of a husband. Good going, Wifey! You did him good!

[@The_Beast_666]

AFUCKINGMEN MA'AM AFUCKINGMEN! I fully 10000% concur!

[@Msmary98-98]

I concur

[@colinzink6487]

I concur too, Walter had it coming. His wife loses his arm for him to clean around the house better for him and he goes out to cheat. Walter should have been more appreciative.

[@alphaomega1269]

She's finally free.. but not from criminal justice

[@jhalakmalhotra2029]

@@alphaomega1269 You will say the same for Andrew Tate's future wife.

[@XaBep81]

Nothing like a good glass of milk accompanied by a cupcake to celebrate the beginning of a new life...

[@DC-YumpyYotemeal_4026]

in jail tbh tho

[@paullevine1813]

How true ,i was glad for her & in that world she won't go to jail LOL.

[@thelilabides]

It’s painful how true to life the misogynistic advert on tv is, listing all of the issues men are dealing with and then saying that it is the wife that needs to change so she can better “correct” the man’s behaviour. No accountability whatsoever for angry, drunk and disloyal men - it’s gut wrenching that this is still the case.

[@godofmath1039]

It's not still the case.

[@Krys89]

So true 💯💯

[@alexandermuller950]

That woman deserve better. She's so gorgeous and elegant.

[@sunilshinde6384]

ALTER NEVER DISAPPOINT US. Always entertaining us , HORRORLY.

[@marianaavrigeanu7538]

Choice?THE BLENDER.omg.Satisfaction👍🤣

[@carolyncorkless4486]

LOVE, LOVE. LOVE!!! They both got their "JUST DESSERTS" Also love the MCM vibe!

[@paullevine1813]

Hello Carolyn, I like your comment & i do believe her desert was much more satisfying than the rat of a hubbys was.

[@bettersleeeep]

Her food processor unnecessary explanation is perfect LIKE XD

[@philliptrow3330]

The production value of the shorts that come out of the U.S never ceases to blow me away. This film looked absolutely stunning. Well done to all involved.

[@Plump666]

Can't wait to see some of your work here again! Coming soon? 🤞

[@jshelton100]

Men like him will never appreciate a good woman.