Watching Some VERY DISTURBING Mary-Kate & Ashley Tapes

[@AussieDragoon]

I think what makes these triple features is how Phelan's eyes light up everytime he gets to talk about the Olsen Twins. You can barely tell there was a gun to his head the whole time.

[@wstine79]

He loves getting invited to a mystery party.

[@phonybeautrain6520]

Allison: "Lizzie never did anything after this! Audience: "Ha, Good one Allison!" Allison: "..... Yeah good one (awkward Laugh)"

[@flemishdog]

"allison you idiot!"

[@deeconstruction8163]

The revelation that Allison actually thought that Elizabeth was the Olsen fail sister is too too much!

[@ProjectSNT]

So glad we finally have “Good one Mary-Kate” in glorious HD

[@NobuxD]

Meme it- MEME IT!

[@mastermarkus5307]

Big props to Mathew for the "Doug Style Face". That made me laugh.

[@locnar1]

So the library at my work still has all the Mary Kate and Ashley mystery books from the 90's. What's weird is they're still popular with the kids.

[@ShayLaLaLooHoo]

I wonder if the kids know that the Olsen twins are real 😂

[@Oliviagarry69420]

@@ShayLaLaLooHooand how the Scarlett witch is their little sister

[@TeamNutshell]

Mine does too! I don’t think they go out often but they are still there after all these years and there sure are a lot of them.

[@professorhaystacks6606]

Books don't date as easily as tapes, I suppose.

[@joshuamoore8560]

"It's called 'So Little Time,' cuz there was so little JAIL TIME for the people who created this!" Good one, Mary-Kate.

[@Faction.Paradox]

It seems to take years off Phelan's life every time he watches Mary Kate & Ashley stuff

[@grkpektis]

I honestly remember thinking "man Allison is a good actress it sounds like she thinks Elizabeth is not as famous, she doesn't sound that sarcastic"

[@thedarthmj94]

"The firsts Apple product." How could Phelan forget the Disney/Scott Bakula classic, I-man?

[@taekinuru2]

Part of the weird bakula spectacular trilogy where he gets zapped by machines, as he also had that happen in Infiltrator. Man REALLY wanted to be the guy who was sent on adventures due to malfunctioning technology well before quantum leap lol

[@jakehare7769]

I googled it to check if it was the same movie where they shoved a probe up a monkey's ass before it got stuck in Scott Bakula's (it's not) but one of the top image results was for these two reviewing that movie.

[@TraineeHero]

I wish these two could have their childhoods back

[@culwin]

Suburban Knights wasn't THAT bad

[@KariIzumi1]

@@culwin😂😂😂😂

[@rosiejl2798]

Yeah "camping" in my backyard was a staple of my childhood so it's pretty sad that it's likely the closest Mary Kate and Ashley ever got to doing kid activities like that was working on a set.

[@librarianontheloose]

"I better not be invited"...Unfortunately we're ALL invited.

[@miahthorpatrick1013]

This was so entertaining! By the way, that was pretty important that you mentioned Ashley’s known tendencies to be disinterested in most of the crap they were doing. As soon as she hit 18, she completely stopped acting.

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

I'm utterly aghast that the original "You'll never be as famous as us, LIZZIE!" joke wasn't a joke! I think when that first Mary-Kate and Ashley video came out (almost 10 years ago, he realized, his bones turning to dust and blowing away on the wind), Elizabeth Olsen would have JUST been in Age of Ultron as Wanda Maximoff, so it seemed really topical.

[@stabithavmf]

6:05 The way to tell them apart is Ashley thinks the opposite of fire is water, while Mary-Kate thinks the opposite of fire is no fire

[@myfriendcaffeine-tb2fn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Weirdanimalboy]

Good one Mary-Kate

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

That sundae fight was one of the clips they used in ads for this show ALL THE TIME.

[@AllisonPregler]

Oh no

[@eldrichnemo9312]

"I blame the media" oh lord it's meant to be a self-aware riff about the "countdown to 18" creepiness, yuck!

[@jamesoblivion]

'You see the Popsicle logo all over the place." Upon pausing, no sir, that says 'Poosicle.' I am not even joking. 😂

[@CanIswearinmyhandle]

How am I supposed to concentrate on the video when Allison is wearing the most amazing shirt I've ever seen

[@coss1]

This is my favorite feature on Movie Nights(besides BAYWATCHING). I have binged the Mary Kate playlist repeatedly. So all I have to say for newest edition is......LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! This channel has gotten me through some very dark days in my life. Thank you so much to Allison and Phelon.

[@AllisonPregler]

Thank you!!!

[@lotus-prince]

That "Doug Style Face" edit is just the best. :-D

[@MaraRhodus]

Every once and awhile, I think about how, if I had money as a teenager, my dead name would be in the credits of Suburban Knights and I just kind of… stare of into the middle distance for a bit

[@TimTE01]

Plausible deniability.

[@KariIzumi1]

Oof

[@jellywillreturn]

At least you didn’t pay TGWTG contributors to put a trailer for your BDSM comic at the end of every video, like the Adrenaline Shots guy.

[@MoragOctober]

Love the Suburban Knights / To Boldly Flee shade casually dropped in here 😂

[@BowserTheSecond]

The Mary-Kate and Ashley Triple Features have always been my absolute favourites from you two, I'm so glad to see another one! You guys absolutely need to see The Case of the Mystery Cruise, because it is a direct sequel to their Sea World mystery one.

[@ivandeus]

I agree with that.

[@ebwarg]

They actually made a direct sequel? The Ultraman Dyna to Sea World Mystery’s Ultraman Tiga?! I feel dirty making such an analogy.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

If the pool party sequence in the Birthday Party tape (as seen in the prev Triple Feature) didn't put you guys on some kind of watch list, surely 16 yr old girls getting covered in chocolate and whip cream got you put on it. Also Matthew had to suffer the cringe of several Olsen Twins videos AND Suburban Knights while editing this. What a trooper

[@ToHoldNothing]

I feel like my brain just deleted most of the stuff I found, but even the stuff I found on KZbin for free didn't have some of these that are covered here. If anything, I probably mostly focused on the Mystery Agency ones, these Party ones were bleh and meh to me even as an adult.

[@rosiejl2798]

With the amount of suspicious and outright confirmed predators working on children's shows in Hollywood at the time that were exposed in the past few years it is pretty scary to see how blatant the culture was that allowed them to get away with it.

[@wstine79]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen go to Camp Arawak to meet the new best friend Angela.

[@mikelippenkrantz]

"Eat shit and die, Mary Kate!" "Eat shit and live, Ashley!" "Good one, Mary Kate"

[@henrygvidonas9573]

And now we know what Quentin Tarantino's favourite Olsen Twins video is...

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

I love that Allison and Phelous talk about _Suburban Knights_ as if its any other movie when they almost surely where there the moment someone painted a mustache on the can of Quacker. That's the power of the Olsen Twins

[@Cationna]

As a sheltered European 90's kid, the only exposure I remember having to the Olsen twins was actually a couple episodes of the Too Little Time show caught randomly on tv when i was a kid. I remember being very confused about all the hype around them (which i was vaguely aware of thanks to merch ads in Donald Duck comic books), not getting the cultural setup of the setting (driving yourself to school? are you a student or an adult with a license, which is it), and thinking their outfits were kinda skimpy and not school-appropriate lol (which i guess is the "sheltered" part). I don't think i could've seen more than a handful episodes, but these videos awaken a barely-there memory that I can't fully recall, like an itch I can't quite scratch. So, thanks for nothing i guess (No but seriously, these are always a super fun watch!)

[@someidiotmetalhead]

Basically, their parents went apeshit putting these videos out after they ended up getting famous on Full House. But yeah, as a US kid I was also confused by the outfits they would wear on TV. I never went to a school that allowed tank tops or bared midriffs.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

I want Allison yelling "What the fuck are we doing here?!" as my text tone.

[@HawthornHawk]

Butt out Lizzy, we did the Multiverse first!

[@FilmBrain]

You need momentum! MOMENNTUUUMMMMM... (You're welcome?)

[@setbos5385]

GLaDoS is that you?

[@anarchohouston9979]

Oslen twins were executive producers on that show so they must thought the chocolate thing was a great idea.

[@alexandredesbiens-brassard9109]

They were 16. I think it is very likely their executive producer title was very much ceremonial, with little actual power

[@mathieuleader8601]

we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas Olson movie producers

[@marchingham]

Haha omg they marked over the bottom of the "p" on the Popsicle logo so it says "Poosicle" I had to rewatch it like 3 times to make sure haha

[@scissorteeth7305]

Same lol

[@Pipkiablo]

As a kid I loved Mary Kate and Ashley and I watched every single episode of their sitcoms Two of a Kind and So Little Time every day after I came home from elementary school, but they both apparently left so little of an impression on me that I completely forgot both shows ever existed until you guys started watching all these Mary Kate and Ashley videos. I do remember that even when I was at the age where kids would consume any garbage shoveled to them that I thought Two of a Kind was the far superior show of the two, though. It's really hard to watch literally anything they were in now that you know the kind of hell their lives were, and I'm so glad they were able to leave acting and started a successful fashion design career instead.

[@SigEpBlue]

16:57 Wait a second...isn't that Sam the Keeper, from _Werewolf_ (1995), riffed by MST3k in season 10?! "This is absolutely fascinating...".

[@TomMSTie1138]

Yep, both are listed on R. C. Bates IMDb page. 🎵Weird things a'doin' around here tonight.🎵

[@elegantdisarray]

Holy shit! That IS him!! 🤘

[@EvanCWaters]

Yep, he's also in the Black Hole Sun video!

[@philipdarrenellwell1994]

The only thing more shocking than the prior triple feature being three years ago (What is time?) is that any of the You're Invited specials survived the VHS era

[@leowilliamson1573]

The slowed down horror edit and the constant repetition of "momentum" over and over made me think I was listening to a meme on Red Flood France for a second

[@Kentrc11]

Thanks for posting about Mary-Kate & Ashley. The craze behind Taylor Swift makes more sense now. Causality.

[@phonybeautrain6520]

The more things change, the more they staty the same and all that

[@otakunthevegan4206]

I sure hope I don't end up on a watchlist for watching this, I mean really last thing I need is to go to Jail over a Mary-Kate and Ashley review. "What are you in for?" "I watched a review of Mary-Kate and Ashley School Dance Party."

[@jeffbroadbent5072]

The reliable call-back jokes are my favourite thing about the both of you.

[@vgtrp]

It’s been too long since you two looked at Mary-Kate and Ashley videos. It’s always fun when you do them. Anyway, maybe Mary-Kate and Ashley should come back and do a new video called You’re Invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Mid-Life Crisis Party.

[@ShinGallon]

When Mark-Kate and/or Ashley were young, it seemed that life was so wonderful A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical But then they sent them away to teach them how to be sensible Logical ...or maybe not.

[@KyleRDent]

Thank you for that nostalgia punch.

[@goranisacson2502]

I haven't seen any of the other videos here with Allison and Phelous looking at Mary-Kate and Ashley videos, but like.. is this all that they are? Was there really just a whole video series about the girls going around, doing nothing at all? Was it a tv-show? How come it ran for so long? Was it like, a "cute girls doing cute things" anime-variant but real life and taking place during their whole childhood? Honestly, if that is what it was, I think a part of me feels that'd be wrong even if there WEREN'T any weird goop-sliding sequences in the episodes.

[@thewraithwriter22]

Poor Matt having his Suburban Knights PRSD triggered

[@KyleRDent]

Mitch: MY SAVE!!! -sees that it's MK&A drowning Mitch: Nevermind. -hamburger eating noises

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

*Teauge:* You don't wanna know...

[@NobuxD]

@@TommyDeonauthsArchivesjust a regular 'ol BumpInTheNight

[@MinmoKitty]

This videos are always the best but throwing in a Birdemic reference was just mwah chef's kiss.

[@trout00dog]

If you pause it at 8:31... I'm pretty sure they used a Sharpie to change it to "Poosicles," using reminiscent copyright-evading effort levels with the bonus of creating a very unwanted mental image

[@ColeVecsion]

Gotta say, watching these episodes, i begin to understand why the Olsen twins turned out the way they did

[@AxelHunterTwitch]

I recognized the bearded guy's (Dusty?) voice the second I heard it. Anybody else clock that's the caretaker from Werewolf, that MST3K movie? The one that goes "I just found out Count Dracula was a f*****"?

[@BowserTheSecond]

According to IMDB that is indeed Sam the Keeper's actor R C Bates as Dusty. The crazy old guy must've worked at the gay cowboys' ranch before the Warr-wilf incident.

[@SirWilliamKidney]

Hahaha poor Film Brain

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

Well, credit where it is due, the "Quakers-*style* Oats" with the logo edited with a mustache is certainly the most thought ever put into the jokes of those... I want to say abstract performance art?

[@hungrypiano9302]

I always really enjoy you subjecting Phelan to these - my sister and I watched ALL the Mary Kate and Ashley VHS tapes when we were younger and seeing how little these hold up is hilarious!

[@culwin]

Clicked for Mary-Kate and Ashley. Stayed for Suburban Knights.

[@EpicJasonX9000]

Watching Mary-Kate & Ashley is like opening the Lament Configuration! XD

[@eldrichnemo9312]

"We have such SIGHTS to show you!" then Butterball goes gliding past on a slick of chocolate and blood like a slip-n-slide

[@EpicJasonX9000]

@@eldrichnemo9312 “Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell!” XD

[@MediumRareOpinions]

_The DVD case, you opened it, we came_

[@EpicJasonX9000]

@@MediumRareOpinionsit will tear your soul apart! XD

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I also never knew that Elisabeth Olsen was related to the Olsen twins, it is a common enough name. Guess that explains why the twins have not appeared in anything in years - they got banished by Wanda to some multiversal hellscape. :P Punishment for all the teasing and bubblegum in the hair.

[@allye9865]

Good one Mary Kate (in high def)

[@AussieDragoon]

Crisp 480p

[@cameronstone4495]

Bad one Ashley!

[@1000huzzahs]

@@AussieDragoon that beautiful Stan-Def

[@Mrjhari16]

These are my favorite videos I’m so glad to see them back

[@phonybeautrain6520]

"Mary-Kate and Ashley are inviting you to a party." "I'm not honoured to accept the invitation."

[@BrianDavis13]

Man, couldn't have asked for anything better to watch after a crap day. You two were absolutely hilarious, and your videos really seem like checking in on old friends from time to time. Add in the perfect editing from Matt, and these are just really fantastic! Also, my favorite Mary Kate & Ashley show will always be School Dance Party, aka "I heard they're calling it 'Spring Dance Dot Com: An Evening In Cyberspace'." :D

[@jellybaby4830]

Finally the Mary Kate and Ashley videos return 🙏🏻 I subscribed because of these a couple years ago

[@Daytek90210]

YES I love when you guys review together, your chemistry is frickin' amazing 💕☺️

[@Giran_0]

Why was there glue on her shoe?... I blame the media

[@JesseWFDusk]

I'm glad someone thought of the "magnets" clip too. (Matt?)

[@samanthaparker8357]

I had a tape of 3 mystery stories. It had the volcano, logical i, and funhouse mystery. Please watch the funhouse one next, it’s equal insanity.

[@themadkingatmey]

I can only hope that this revisiting of Mary Kate and Ashley and Friends will eventually lead to you guys binging Full House so Phelous can get to watch his favorite actor, Dave Coulier.

[@skelnhelvers3238]

Phelan-Kate & Ashlison? I think I’ll stick with Phellison Porgler. Anyways, I freeze framed this at 8:31 and they actually altered the “POPSICLE” boxes to say “POOSICLE”‼️💩 They’re just a couple of li’l SCAT-CATS!!!!

[@waynetech10]

"I better not be invited..."

[@gracekim1998]

You guys are the reason I finally made the connection between the twins and Lizzie XD so thanks for that😅🙃

[@BainesMkII]

@8:30 It looks like Phelan is wrong, the logo has carefully been altered to "Poo-sicle". And now I can only think that surely the person that changed the letter would have realized?

[@TheMellowFilmmaker]

To be honest, Suburban Knights was actually worse than To Boldly Flee in my opinion. Like there was a lot wrong with To Boldly Flee (especially the Love Triangle subplot where a woman is supposedly heartless for not wanting to date a man who is sexually harassing her.), but at least all the characters felt like they had their moments and had stuff to do. Suburban Knights had all the characters repeating the same jokes over and over again. I always felt like Suburban Knights should've had a dark edge where all the characters got killed off over the course of the film. The only survivor is Phelous, for the sake of Irony. NC: "Oh god! Everyone is dead except for... Phelous?" Phelous: "Hey, I'm surprised too."

[@DavidMChannel]

I have to be honest, I thought this was a well you'd never return to but Im so glad you did! I love the triple feature videos. I'd love it if you guys covered 'It takes Two' at some point!

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

Reaction before saw that Movie ,,a Chocolate Fight between 2 Girls? Awesome". After ,,wait the Fight is between 2 little Girls? I call 911".

[@Jellycakelap]

Eventually -- these videos on VHS and DVD will be like 'Catcher in the Rye' where purchasing one gets you put on a terror watchlist.

[@klotothemontothex]

man its been 4 years since your last mary kate and ashley triple feature?? i remember it like it was yesterday...

[@alionfish5]

I love how the previous mysteries accustomed us to "logical" resolutions (Bee keeper, Rogue Satellite, Volcano, Giant Sea World Prank) .... And then the Apple Ranch and the Polyamorous Cowboy just decided to throw a pink CGI Dragon for good mesure;

[@LaNoLaCola]

We're always excited to be invited to seeing Allison and Phelan watch Mary-Kate and Ashley shorts

[@doughboydevito4529]

23:43-25:00 I honestly don't blame Allison bc this video is legitimately how I found out that Elizabeth Olsen is related to the Olsen twins. Like, I'm genuinely not joking.

[@Feasco]

I always thought the 3rd Olsen Sister thing was just an Onion joke

[@somoneelse3488]

31:26 I grew up in a trailer. the only way this set fits in one is if both the door stage left *and* right both lead outside.

[@DarkfireTaimatsu]

I never thought "It's magic, we don't have to explain it" would apply to a Mary-Kate and Ashley production~

[@TheFlamingDoh2]

I swear I must be psychic bc I was watching a bunch of Phelan’s video’s to kick off my day and then this releases.

[@ToHoldNothing]

Funny you mention Dan Schneider, because there kind of is some overlap with a director for about half the episodes of So Little Time, Rich Correll, who also directed several shows, mostly Disney later, but All That, The Amanda Show and several Nick shows

[@EpicJasonX9000]

8:52 apparently they went to Isla Sorna for their camping trip. XD

[@Hunteriffic86]

A Mary Kate and Ashley triple feature is known as a Spring Dance Dot Com, An Evening in Cyber Space

[@UJEvans]

25:04 No, Lizzie told herself to B-U-T-T out... With a boulder

[@sabbathunter]

The looks on both of your faces for some of the scenes in these videos are priceless.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Oh, god... I think i remember the chocolate fight from So Little Time... because Family Channel Canada actually featured this scene in a promo for when they would air the show... and it would show up in continuity breaks in between shows. And now that i found out that Dan Schneider was a guest director on that particular episode... Oof. Anyway, I feel like listening to some Ariana Grande now...

[@michaelmcninch425]

I think the Dan Schneider comment was a joke.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

@@michaelmcninch425 Ah...

[@HopelessHermit]

Kept waiting for a cut to Data from star trek saying most illogical

[@CodeNameX001]

I missed these MK&A reviews. They were always so weird, and so awkward, and I loved it. Reminds me of having to sit with my little cousin and watch these videos decades ago, lol

[@GolemAvalanche]

Ah, Umsti and Runc, my favorite ice cream treats.

[@jakubmakalowski6428]

It’s weird to think Mary Kate and Ashley are one week older than me

[@richardgadberry8398]

1:21 "It's got a death curse!"

[@wstine79]

You're Invited to Phelous and Allison's Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen watch along party!

[@Humongous420]

Truly terrifying seeing Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in this form!

[@MforMovesets]

During the reviews I already thought: Imagine, some men made this. Thats too much maan!

[@sabbathunter]

Mary-Kate and Ashley claim they are fraternal twins. They are the most identical looking fraternal twins I have ever seen. Identical enough that they can sub one in for another without being able to tell easily one from another.

[@Not_Always]

they dont have to claim it, they are. There are plenty of siblings who look alike, and then there are supposed identical twins like Tia and Tamera who aren't identical at all and very easy to tell apart.

[@noneb4623]

Tia and Tamera aren’t supposed identical twins, they took a DNA test that confirmed they are identical. MK and Ashley as far as I know have never taken a DNA test.

[@Not_Always]

@@noneb4623 I dont care what they claimed a DNA test said. They don't look alike, one of them is shorter than the other, and one has a mole that the other doesn't and a bunch of other stuff. Identical twins don't not look alike and are different heights

[@noneb4623]

@@Not_Always Identical twins can be different heights. Ashley had a freckle above her lip that disappeared. Moles, freckles and birthmarks are not something that are consistent on identical twins.

[@Not_Always]

@@noneb4623 Mark Kate and Ashley are not identical twins.

[@juliakrystosek8003]

I didn't realize how much I still remembered the lyrics to the songs in The Case of the Logical i Ranch until the footage started...I watched those detective videos a LOT...

[@HalfTimeLazer]

So glad to see you guys return to the Bottomless Olsen Rabbit Hole

[@StrawberryShorty]

🎉Bring your friends along - laugh and sing a song!🎉

[@rodrolliv]

Phelan: ...no