Top 20 Movie Insults We Use In Real-Life

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[@bigjalapeno7061]

The part of the SpongeBob movie where SpongeBob calls himself a bunch of names is funny

[@shawnmark3492]

"Aren't you due back at the lab to get your bolts tightened?" The Mask

[@WoodyHHG]

Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Kahn. "Kahn, I'm laughing at the superior intellect" - Kirk

[@kristynw.3591]

Dorothy: "How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?" 🧠 Scarecrow: "Well, lots of people who haven't got a brain, do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" 🗣️

[@666Brago]

That's even more true in the case of Donald Trump.

[@abnormallyawesome2062]

This could be aimed at about half the human population. 🤣🤣🤣

[@roxannemoser]

​@@666Bragoand his oldest brat

[@ChristopherB123]

One of the lines I like to use is Dorothy's "What would you do with a brain if you had one?"

[@pefo1674]

@@abnormallyawesome2062 “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

[@timalice-2833]

“Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence?” - Francis the bulldog from Oliver and Company In the Long Kiss Goodnight Geena Davis’s character says to Samuel L. Jackson “have you always been this stupid or did you take lessons?” The way he delivers his response with an outraged “I took lessons” was gold

[@kegginstructure]

There was the "perfect country song" which asked the musical question: "Were you born an asshole or have you practiced your whole life ...?"

[@timalice-2833]

@@kegginstructure that’s a good one 🤣

[@roxannemoser]

I thought I was the only one that loved that movie. My boyfriend has never even heard of the movie.

[@timalice-2833]

@@roxannemoser that’s too bad, it’s a classic! He needs to see it. It’s one of my spouse’s favorites

[@rgnestle]

From the British Sci-fi comedy, Red Dwarf: 'Everyone has something important to bring to a conversation. I thinks what you can bring is silence.'

[@partipatil]

My hubs and I use the word "Smeg" quite frequently, thanks to that show.

[@Bongsmoke07]

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.” - the Dean in Animal House

[@daviderickson2607]

Time Bandits " Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence"

[@lokiwolf6194]

My all time favourite is from Short Circuit 'Hey laserlips, your Momma was a Snowblower'

[@ericthompson3982]

Nice.

[@timalice-2833]

@@lokiwolf6194 classic. I remember going around the schoolyard with my friends shouting that to each other

[@jimhenry5552]

Came here to post this. Saved me the trouble.

[@brandonjohnson3122]

“I’m surrounded by idiots” - Scar from The Lion King. That has to be my favorite Disney Villain Insult of all time! And I wouldn’t be all too surprised if people actually use that type insult in some form or fashion in real life. 🤣

[@jonmendelson1104]

Similar line in Spaceballs. "I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!" - Dark Helmet. The word's capitalized in this case because it's a last name.

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@jonmendelson1104 "Keep firing, Assholes!"

[@Spikesjade]

There are many versions of this saying- My wallpaper for when work calls.

[@jpotter2086]

@@jonmendelson1104 ... and Spaceballs said it first!

[@LizCant]

Me and my daughter use it all the time! It doesn’t help that where we work idiots ARE in fact employed by the agency!

[@neelymartin-whitaker9750]

You're what the French call: 'les incompetents'.- Home Alone I didn't know you could read.- Harry Potter Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!- Mulan Colonel Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?; Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me, sir.; CM: That's right!- Clue

[@KNS6000]

Sandlot: 'You're killing me, Smalls!'

[@cherisegreen1963]

I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned! I say this on a daily basis

[@KNS6000]

@@cherisegreen1963 Me too.

[@MimiYuYu]

I think this one is used more that the shaved dog butt

[@michaelevans5207]

Princess bride is probably the second most quoted movie in gistory. My favorite one to use is: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means” Also Spaceballs: "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes"

[@Reslo]

The list of insults from Steve Martin in Roxanne. Best ever.😊

[@ClaymooreEOC]

Bignose! :P

[@laggybum3218]

I once asked a former department head, my boss, if he needed me to write it in crayon so he could understand. He then asked "What's that supposed to mean?" Too bad his boss overheard me say that and I got written up for it. I asked him "How can it be an insult if he didn't understand it? That was the point of the insult!" He said "I understood it and you can't say that kind of stuff to your boss. It's disrespectful." It was worth it!

[@camcroney7965]

"You are awarded no points and may God have mercy on your soul" That is the best part of that scene.

[@justsaying14]

Sorry, "! award you no points ... ".

[@blandsmith113]

"You son of a motherless goat!!" The Three Amigos.

[@positivevibetec]

That was from perfect strangers balki always said it

[@jennypulczinski7204]

My favorite line from The Three Amigos - "I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!"

[@Soooooooooooonicable]

"frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

[@RealDJDXM]

Good one!

[@egyptsflame8368]

I was thinking the same one!

[@michaeldavid6284]

Good comeback, but not an insult.

[@joermnyc]

"Now go away or I will insult you a second time."😂😂

[@dietotaku]

*taunt you yes i'm one of those people that knows the entire movie by heart. "must be a king." "why's that?" "hasn't got shit all over him."

[@Hypatia52]

@@dietotaku Now that one, I have used, but not really an insult...

[@draconusfrigidus]

I paraphrase this according to the situation, but Bruce Campbell's excellence from Army of Darkness: "You ain't leading but two things right now: jack and sh**! And Jack just left town!"

[@cynthiaoconnor7185]

"All I can say is all of her tattoos are spelled correctly." - Truvy Jones, Steel Magnolias.

[@DawnDavidson]

Oh, that is cold!

[@313incredible]

"..You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!.." -The Wizard of Oz

[@krisfrederick5001]

"Your Mom goes to College" -Napoleon Dynamite. The best and worst insult at the same time 😂

[@Alexeya13]

One of my favorites is from Clue (1985) Colonel Mustard : [angry, to Wadsworth] Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests? Wadsworth : You don't need any help from me, sir. Colonel Mustard : That's right!

[@eighmie28]

"Yes, you're very smart. Shut up." Princess Bride

[@ruthkabalo3751]

"You uncultured swine" -- another great Toy Story zinger

[@StarlasAiko]

echoed in the Multiverse "That pig" - "Excuse me, I'm right here."

[@DaveSchuster73]

It's technically not an insult but I do use this quote from The Big Lebowsky regularly as a comeback to when someone tries to say something insulting to me: 'Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man!' - The Dude

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Lol

[@ericthompson3982]

I always use "nice marmot."

[@jeffm9770]

I feel like that's the most quotable movie. Tons of god insults too.

[@fauxpukka]

Shaddup Donny!

[@jaydirt316]

A quote from Babe - “That’ll do pig. That’ll do”.

[@rcknbob1]

Not an insult, however, as it's delivered to an actual pig.

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

"You miserable, vomitous mass" is my favorite insult of all time. Also, Gene Wilder's "morons" line was improvised and Cleavon Little's laughter was indeed genuine.

[@TheGryphonLJJ]

Many years ago I came back from lunch to find my coworker very frustrated. I put my arm around their shoulders and quoted Jim’s speech from Blazing Saddles. It fit we were working in an electrics store in the middle of nowhere. My coworker started chucking mid way through. Just re-running that scene from Blazing Saddles in my mind has improved my mood many times over the years.

[@RichardA.-yi5sz]

12:18. "You stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!" In college, an old friend and I (may she rest in peace) had a similar exchange. During playful banter, she once said, "you greedy little pervert!" She was on the short side, so I responded, "who are YOU calling little?!"

[@positivevibetec]

My favorite insult was from the movie mallrats . you got something to say to me ? yes but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand

[@Gorilla_Jones]

"GENTLEMEN! THERE IS NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM!" Dr. Strangelove

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

“That may be the first time in my life a man has DARED insult me” Is my favorite quote from The Princess Bride which is hard to say because every single quote in that movie is just a masterpiece. But that one has to be my favorite. “Warthog Faced Buffoon” is hilarious and quoted a lot in our house. But again the entirety of this film gets quoted almost daily in our house 😂

[@MetalMama-Mimi523]

We love shortening one line to, "I don't think it means what you think it means". And if course, "As you wish", amongst others. 2 of my granddaughters were finally old enough last summer for them to appreciate this movie and they loved it.

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

@@MetalMama-Mimi523 Aw! Honestly if someone watched this movie and didn’t love it I’d be a little considered. It’s practically the perfect movie with almost nothing to dislike. We quote “Unemployed in Greenland!” A lot. We also do “You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” “STOP SAYING THAT!” “I only dog paddle” and pretty much the rest of the movie on a very regular basis 😂

[@DawnDavidson]

@@rubygracemoseley8144I was fortunate to be able to share this practically perfect movie with a friend a few weeks ago. More than 60 years on this earth, and she had never seen it!! Incontheevable! I almost literally had to bite my tongue not to anticipate “Mawwaige … is what bwings us togevvah … to-day.” 😂😂😂 It was quite the treat to share it with someone who had never seen it. “It would take a miracle!” 😂

[@HariSeldon913]

"You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dungheap, and you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential." - Highlander (Sean Connery)

[@Muljinn]

“Now get out!”

[@ericthompson3982]

A Fish Called Wanda is a smorgasbord of utterly beautiful insults.

[@competitionglen]

But the scene where Michael Palin gets a sauce covered chip jammed up his nose was an absolute gem.

[@ericthompson3982]

@@competitionglen Oh, absolutely. I love everything about that movie. "Rev-v-v-venge!"

[@conscientiousobserver8772]

Kevin Kline initially felt his performance was "over the top", until he won the Oscar, that is.

[@ericthompson3982]

@@conscientiousobserver8772 it IS over the top. Wonderfully so.

[@conscientiousobserver8772]

@@ericthompson3982 Totally agree!

[@davemeyers9425]

Enders game “Maybe because you’re a cheater” “Your mother was a cheater that’s why you look like a plumber!”

[@Grimlock1979]

The one from Full Metal Jacket I like the most is: - How tall are you? - ... - I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

[@lilgrasshoppah]

only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me!

[@wyldhowl2821]

FMJ was comedy gold, or at least Hartmann was. "You look like the kind of guy who would f*ck a guy in the a** and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around." So was Gunney Highway in Heartbreak Ridge: "You're gonna pay full price, rummy. I don't give no serviceman's discounts." Highway: "Too bad, your old lady does."

[@ballybunion9]

Someone actually used that line on me -- and I was struck by a moment of inspiration: The jerk said that to me. I slowly looked at him from his eyes down to his feet and back up again, and said ... "You should." The laughter from the jerk's friends was one of greatest sounds I've ever heard.

[@abnormallyawesome2062]

​@@ballybunion9 that's such an epic come back! 🤣🤣🤣 love it!

[@roxannemoser]

​@@lilgrasshoppahthat was from An Officer And A Gentleman

[@trekster0721]

Note: The Dog Butt joke did NOT originate with The Sandlot -- it was a joke said by Klinger to Zale on an episode of MASH, Season 5.

[@HariSeldon913]

About half of these have older origins. I was shocked when they actually caught the one that dates back to Casablanca.

[@pohjiebarbosa]

Thank you

[@ericthompson3982]

Pretty sure that one's been around in some form or another more or less forever.

[@flattplanet]

That's where I remember hearing it.

[@PhantomMarquis]

It was also said in •Gleaming the Cube• first too.

[@stephenlindsey7876]

Peter Pan: "Hey, Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger, why don't you just EAT ME!? You two-toned, zebra headed, slime-coated, pimple-farming, paramecium brain, munching-on-your-own-mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!!!!" Lost boy: "What's a paramecium brain?" Peter Pan: "I'll tell you what a paramecium is! [points at Rufio] That's a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter, with no brain, that can't fly! [to Rufio] Don't mess with me, man! I'm a lawyer!!!"

[@mathieuaustin7190]

That zinger from Billy Madison is gold not *just* for what’s in this clip. It’s a staggering work of verbal beatdown due to the dry-delivered diatribe which accompanies it. Ending with “& may God have mercy on your soul.”

[@towanda1067]

I think the only line I’ve ever borrowed was “Inconceivable!” from the Princess Bride. Not an insult, just funny.

[@ebinrock]

Yep, it's a good one to use when encountering technical issues. Or the late James Earl Jones (RIP) line from Dr. Strangelove (he played the bombadier): "Negative function!"

[@fuelledbylattes]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[@conscientiousobserver8772]

@@fuelledbylattes This! I've used it more than a few times.

[@-Pol-]

I tend to use the retort "You keep using that word... I don't think it means what you think it means" for folks who can't stop whining about "woke".

[@DTSephiroth]

"Sit yo 5 dollar ass down, before I make change." Doubles as both an insult and a threat.

[@TonyDixonPhotography]

I quote movies all the time but can honestly say aside from the Holy Grail I've never quoted any of the lines on this list.

[@ShockG30]

How are there no Mean Girls quotes on this?!

[@heatherwarden2689]

Because SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE! 😂

[@nikki9125]

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[@KingOfHearts92]

@@heatherwarden2689 Do you even go to this school? 😎

[@MetalMama-Mimi523]

​@@heatherwarden2689🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant reply

[@keimahrosalle4797]

Simple, it didn't make the cut.

[@corneliussmit2855]

"I'm surrounded by idiots" said by Jeremy Irons as Scar in the lion king not being here is a crime

[@TamiJoeris-ge5dg]

I love the line in Halloween 2 that came from Loomis played by the marvelous Malcolm Mcdowell is "when I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you" 😅😅😅😅

[@hewiy33]

In awakenings Robin Williams says " I'd agree with you if I thought you were right."

[@feralart]

Fitting that the French Taunter looks down upon all the others from above.

[@MaggieLarocque]

The "you're so ugly..." thing has been around all my life and I am over 70.

[@wardenm]

Yeah, that and crass jokes have been found all the way back to Roman graffiti. 😂

[@reedspace8267]

The Santa Clause 2 has Toy Santa telling the real Santa "You are a sad, strange little man." Toy Santa did not have his pity. Both of these quotes came from Tim Allen.

[@naminami840]

"Rather dangerous to use ones entire vocabulary in one sentence?"

[@danvernier198]

Nonono, he's talking about jiffs, look up jiffing, it's a furry term.

[@stevenmackay8053]

I want "Don't call me 'stupid"" etched on my tombstone.

[@marcuszaja6589]

Dirty Harry 2 Magnum Force. Briggs: "I never had to pull my gun ..." Calahan: "You're a good man. And a good man always knows his limitations."

[@robweis9]

I use "cotton-headed ninnymuggins" from Elf all the time.

[@tanakasensei3450]

The Monty Python line is one of the best. I actually used it when I had to illustrate Vicious Mockery being used during a D&D session...and our mothers were watching us play.

[@mickeyolds7383]

'Tis but a scratch.... what are you going to do, bleed on me?! .... you're a loony

[@jennypulczinski7204]

"For a minute back there, I thought you was gonna hit me." "For a minute back there, I was!" Best of all time

[@suzannebauer6234]

Isn't a better quote from Full Metal Jacket "What is your major malfunction?" or "Did your parents have any children who lived?" or anything out of R. Lee Ermy's mouth

[@crcaseyclark]

"The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress!"

[@StantonCLT]

Anytime someone says "Are there any questions?" My mind responds with "How do I get out of this chicken s*** outfit?" - Hudson, Aliens

[@atx0025]

My personal favorite, if I'm going for an insult is "The Emperors Club". "Stupid lasts forever", personally there's no better insult....obviously after i fart in your general direction.

[@RealDJDXM]

'Get in loser we're going shopping'

[@Jeremy-ql1or]

Other than the Nerf-herder line and stinking apes line, these are not even the most quoted insults from these movies.

[@captaingroot5812]

“You play ball like a GIRL” is definitely the most quoted insult from the sandlot

[@MetalMama-Mimi523]

I always thought it was "you're killing me, Smalls".

[@captaingroot5812]

@@MetalMama-Mimi523 don’t really see that as an insult tho

[@MetalMama-Mimi523]

@@captaingroot5812 Oh, I wasn't thinking of the original topic, I was just going by you saying the most quoted. No biggie.

[@ebinrock]

I know the following is from TV and not movies, but I always loved Florence's insults of George Jefferson on The Jeffersons (usually either about his baldness or short stature). And the way she always said them with attitude.

[@drakkondarkspell]

Drunk: "You know what I think? I think you're one of them Brown Coats." Mal: "And I think you weren't burdened with an overabundance of learnin''."

[@Phantasm29]

My favorite is " you keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means "

[@siskodefiant4275]

Really surprised there are none from Buford T Justice in Smokey and the Bandit. I know me and my buddies use his insults a lot, lol. Calling someone a pile of monkey nuts is juvenile, but it is damn sure funny. 😂

[@protocol6]

Wat: You have been weighed. Roland: You have been measured. Kate: And you absolutely... Chaucer: Have been found wanting. William: Welcome to the New World. God save you, if it is right that he should do so.

[@dv6531]

Princess Bride Dread Pirate Roberts: Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? Fezzik: I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.

[@Jeremiah_Rivers76]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve used Carrie Fisher’s sharp, bleeding-edge delivery of #7.

[@WatchMojo]

Absolutely! Carrie Fisher’s delivery is iconic.

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

The Sleeping Beauty insult is very much a sibling insult 😂

[@tyranavalon]

I occasionally like to quote one of the insults from the bar scene of Roxanne. "Aw. What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with god?" or "Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?"

[@ClaymooreEOC]

Bignose! :P

[@dreadlord5581]

The best insult in the history of the world doesn't come from a movie - but rather a book by David Eddings - “My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? "

[@drakezimmerman_]

Omitting Billy's "you're tacky and I hate you" insult which comes right after Lawrence's insult in School of Rock is criminal.

[@shashie2158]

I totally agree!! I was looking for that one.

[@dobby1164]

The quote I use the most is from Draco Malfoy, I didn't know you could read.

[@nicholasharvey1232]

My favorite one from Home Alone was, "You are what the French would call 'les incompetents"".

[@likecascade7015]

Whenever I see or hear something I like or laugh at, I am so stealing them.

[@damiencrews7603]

99% sure I've never said any of these in real life

[@cliffcorson4000]

you are a strange sad little man, and you have my pitty

[@SithBunny1]

I quote Monty Python practically all the time, so it balances out.

[@jediconnor9349]

So you’ve never told someone they sit on a throne of lies?! I find that hard to believe.🤨

[@cliffcorson4000]

@@SithBunny1 quote monty python? You must live it

[@damiencrews7603]

@jediconnor9349 no why would I? I just call em a liar

[@jonmendelson1104]

1:03 Clearly rage bait with that pronunciation of gifs.

[@cheechman0]

Mojo is a multiple offender with this! Hits the ear all kinds of wrong!

[@dietotaku]

supposedly the creator of the file type says it's pronounced with a soft g, but HE'S WRONG. THE G STANDS FOR GRAPHIC WITH A HARD G SO GIF IS PRONOUNCED WITH A HARD G. i'll say "jif" when they change it to "jraphic image format"!

[@ericthompson3982]

You know, the graphic interface made of peanut butter. Perfectly reasonable.

[@jonmendelson1104]

@@ericthompson3982 The peanut butter company made some limited edition jars a few years back (if you do an image search for "jif gif peanut butter" without the quotes it comes up). One jar says "Jif CREAMY Peanut Butter - SOFT g PRONUNCIATION" and the other says "Gif ANIMATED Looping Images - HARD g PRONUNCIATION."

[@sweettea527]

​@@dietotaku Jif like peanut butter?

[@zbennalley]

I immediately thought of Billy Madison and was so happy to see that was the first clip of the video.

[@happymouse8426]

Have fun stormin the castle boys! You've been mostly dead all day.//I didn't vote for ya!

[@flattplanet]

Cher rips Jack Nicholson, a new one in Witches of Eastwick

[@floydmills8963]

This list is "INCONCEIVABLE"!!! LOL

[@imsoboredhahaha]

I’m a simple girl, I see Cary Elwes, I click.

[@KingOfHearts92]

I’m a simple guy. Every time I see Alicia Silverstone, I click ❤

[@jaclynsanture6643]

I Ador The Princess Bride'You wothoged faced buffon.'

[@Jeremy-ql1or]

I'm a simple guy, I see Cary Elwes, I look up a video of an interview with him hoping to hear how he pronounces "Elwes".

[@KingOfHearts92]

@@Jeremy-ql1or I’m a simple guy. Every time I see Alicia Silverstone, I look up videos from her YT channel to hear how she pronounces her first name ❤️

[@imsoboredhahaha]

@@Jeremy-ql1or I think it’s pronounced: “Cah-ree (or Care-ee depending on your accent) Ell- wez”

[@TikiStanford]

These lists usually disappoint me… but #1 truly deserves it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@EntertainmentTalker22]

"Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn." Clue 1985. I quote this a lot when I just don't care.

[@HeWhoR3mains]

Actually Gone with The Wind but yes

[@DawnDavidson]

@@HeWhoR3mainsGWTW, and appropriated by Clue. :)

[@maryadawkins9905]

Actually a repeat from Gone With The Wind

[@ki5aok]

The actual quote from Gone With The Wind: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[@dr-ub1he]

No?? you killing me smalls

[@Gorilla_Jones]

"it's 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" "Hit it!" The Blues Brothers

[@kandipiatkowski8589]

I quote Back to the Future and Bill & Ted all the time. Even Beetlejuice on occasion.

[@JamesDavy2009]

"It's 'leave'! 'Make like a tree and leave'! When you say it wrong you sound like a damn fool!" -Old Biff Tannen

[@TheRockinDonkey]

"If my dog had your face" was originally on M*A*S*H well before The Sandlot. G.W. Bailey delivered the line.

[@conscientiousobserver8772]

Pretty sure they "borrowed" that from Rodney Dangerfield.

[@TheRockinDonkey]

@@conscientiousobserver8772 possibly. So many jokes are stolen in the entertainment industry

[@conscientiousobserver8772]

@@TheRockinDonkey As "Uncle Milty' will certainly attest to.

[@me3333]

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

[@rockrobful]

It's great listening to a narrator tell me about things I can listen to myself.

[@Bobsk3]

I’ve traveled to 42 countries in my life, met a lot of people and I’ve never ever heard anyone use any of these insults 😐

[@Jeremy-ql1or]

"I’ve traveled to 42 countries in my life, met a lot of people and I’ve never ever heard anyone..." That is a good set up for an insult.

[@jalabi99]

"I’ve traveled to 42 countries in my life, met a lot of people and I’ve never ever heard anyone use any of these insults 😐" In that case, you need to get out a bit more. _rimshot_

[@Bobsk3]

@@jalabi99 On it!

[@KG-gz4ku]

"Your killing me Smalls". The Sandlot.

[@CandiceVidito32]

" You sit on a throne of lies" Elf is one of the best Christmas movies out there

[@JJ.-BB]

Funny coming from an admitted liar

[@Reaperguy67]

​@Lucidairpower What did he say

[@Reaperguy67]

@Lucidairpower absolutely right. All he does is lie and bully people with false claims from multiple accounts.

[@GoldenGamers967]

That’s a statement for JJ-BB

[@RadioactiveSherbet]

7:15 "[...] if you'll forgive me for saying..." "I forgive you." That cracked me up. It was brilliantly dismissive.

[@chelseyaustin6015]

“It’s called cruel irony. Like my dependence on you.” -emperors new groove

[@danbennett7032]

"Now we dont actually say this in real life, and we hope you don't either" It wouldn't be a WatchMojo video without at least one entry where they immediately explain why it shouldn't be on the list.

[@mmorgan0678]

There is a plethora of movie insults more memorable than most of this list. I particularly like two of them: A different line from the same character in _Planes, Trains, and Automobiles_ -- "A monkey would be better company [than you]! Because a monkey would talk less!" One from _Steel Magnolias_ -- "You are a pig from hell, and you must be destroyed."

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

The "Shave my dog's ass and teach it to walk backwards" line was first spoken and popularized by the movie, "He's My Girl" released in 1987. It was further popularized in the film Pump Up the Volume, spoken by Christian Slater back in 1990. The line was ubiquitous in urban vernacular long before The Sandlot.

[@kennethgustavison1812]

My mom and I still to this day say "I/you/he/she totally paused" when someone rolls through a stop sign if we're in a car together. WHATEVER!

[@thomasturpin4992]

WHOA.......I didn't know I needed this till I watched it. BRAVO!!! Saving for sure!!

[@Tuinierenopstrobalen]

No. 20: European girls who drive: 'sure ladies! How about your manual driving skills? '