Top 10 Times Doctor Who Was Actually Hilarious

[@xxcnd83xx]

"You're not mating with me, Sunshine!"

[@KyokenX20]

"I'm arresting you too, for aiding and abetting!" "Yes. I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself."

[@adambros5572]

Top comment surely

[@johnathonwarner6771]

That bit still kills me every time

[@arthurgraton7165]

Which episode was that from again?

[@johnathonwarner6771]

Arthur Graton planet of the dead

[@merry4299]

I'm sorry, the argument between the Daleks and the Cybermen wins Evey time. "Daleks have no concept of elegance" "This is obvious." "This is not war, this is pest control!"

[@spyrothetimelord]

That entire conversation was the best and never fails to make me laugh!

[@DoctorWhoKage]

The Doctor Who villains need to roast each other more often. 😂

[@just_kos99]

OMG, you're right! That's one of the funniest scenes in both major series. "This is not war, this is pest control."

[@mrexpendable1438]

The bitch fight at canary wharf 😂😂

[@greggg4011]

Except that the 5th Doctor in Earthshock and The Five Doctors (4 Doctos and a Mannequin of Tom Baker) prove the metal exterior cyberman (Telosian and Pete's World) are resistant to beam weapons (not timelord apparently) and the Dalek weapons will reflect off reflective surfaces...ergo the Daleks never had a chance.

[@user-zz6ig6yh9e]

The Doctor: I just want a mate Donna: You want TO mate. TD: No...I want A mate D: Good, cause your not mating with me, SUNSHINE

[@elizavetabaranova1549]

yaaaaas

[@abnormallynormal4614]

The last quote is slightly off but I get the point

[@mr_louisfr]

WELL YOU’E NOT MATING WITH ME SUNSHINE

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

@@mr_louisfr *dramatic GASP*

[@andysbg77]

The reunion of Doctor and Donna is one of my favorite hilarious moments!!!

[@bikramshah837]

Ditto

[@Tindomul1of9]

I Have to agree. That's the best one of all.

[@smartpuff7389]

"This is Clara. She cares so I don't have to."

[@RadhaK2697]

She is my carer, she cares so I don't have to.. XD

[@Asw_2004]

Dont be lasagne

[@turntsnaco824]

I loved the empathy flash cards in the underwater base.

[@Tagl.]

"This is Clara. She's not my assistant, she's my... some other word." "I'm his carer." "Yes, she cares so I don't have to."

[@FromJamestime]

"HELLO I'M THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC. I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO."

[@SuperDarkria]

Oi, watch it, spaceman! Oi, watch it, earthgirl!

[@MrProbeNWatch]

STOP BLEEPING ME

[@spacecat3198]

Oi!

[@NicoleChorney]

Proving that not all Earth girls are easy.

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

*You sound like me!*

[@Midnight_Wolf13]

Lmao

[@jessicacontreras5599]

“You are... so doing... those roots...” “What? The roots of the sunset?” “Don’t you DARE....” “I’ll have to check with the STARS themselves.” “Ohhhhh shut up!” *Twelve gives the most EVIL smile* 😂

[@cunningsmile4166]

Happily Ever After doesn't mean forever. It just means time. Little time.

[@aaronlee9362]

I need something salty! What’s that? Salt! No that’s to salty! OHHH THATS TO SALTY

[@TudorQueen]

The whole scene is magic - hysterically funny yet somehow suspenseful. But salt being too salty takes the cake.

[@NicoleChorney]

And Donna's idea of a shock was more of a surprise.

[@hellopeoplez8636]

HOW IS HARVEY WALLBANGER ONE WORD?!!!

[@aaronlee9362]

Hello Peoplez hahahahahahah yes

[@rye581]

Too

[@emriver11]

“I’m gonna get killed by a Christmas tree!”

[@eleanormellor7905]

XD that never gets old

[@timelordwilliam160]

"hey, what are you doing on Christmas?" "I’m gonna get killed by a Christmas tree!”

[@mileyseliquini4598]

I can hear this comment

[@robertgriffiths7483]

For me it’s always gotta be “you just want, TO MATE?”

[@MrProbeNWatch]

Oh yes that line is iconic

[@aaronlee9362]

I ain’t mating with you sunshine !

[@MrProbeNWatch]

@@aaronlee9362 "you're not mating with me sunshine"

[@aaronlee9362]

Hav3L_ Smash3R that’s it haha

[@MrProbeNWatch]

@@aaronlee9362 glad I didn't offend you 🥵🥵🥵

[@newageBoundhippie]

"it's a machine that goes....ding." "oh....it was the horse...."

[@AC9123]

XD "oops"

[@vampjoseph]

It also downloads comics from the future, I just don't know when to stop!

[@LiamLightwolf]

"I'm gunna be _king_ !"

[@ravengray3095]

“Whatever you’ve got planned, forget it. I’m the Doctor. I’m 904 years old. I’m from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I am the oncoming storm, the bringer of darkness, and you… are basically just a rabbit, aren’t you? Ok, carry on. Just a general warning.”

[@collegeman1988]

Matt Smith isn’t my all time favorite Doctor (that honor goes to David Tennant and Tom Baker), but he has the best intro story of any Doctor I’ve seen. He was great.

[@BadPenny3]

Eccleston is my favorite doctor, but I think Matt Smith's tenure got the most interesting story arc in terms of Amy and Rory.

[@lcmhb7688]

David Tennant is my favourite

[@Supershackda]

"don't drop the banana!" "why?!?" "good source of potassium!"

[@raffausfaus]

And this is how “kris get the banana” was born

[@starlynncline4331]

Okay strax is just hilarious in every episode he's in

[@paulbeardsley4095]

There's only one thing more hilarious than Strax. Purists getting uptight about Strax.

[@isaacbarrett1582]

Agreed

[@antoniasalinas513]

'I, Strax, demand you leave the box at once and surrender, to the glory of the Sontrarans!' 'Shut up.'

[@isaacbarrett1582]

@@antoniasalinas513 hahahaha

[@evilmothericebearkillerbir6016]

i wanted to see him pop clara with the newspapper

[@Rougarou99]

“I demand to be put in the Tower of London with my co-conspirators-Sandshoes and Granddad.” “Granddad!” “There’re not Sandshoes!” “Yes, they are!”

[@marionbaggins]

This was Me and my Friends From Primary School

[@LiamLightwolf]

What are sandshoes?

[@LiamLightwolf]

@Scorched Earth thank you

[@robbo-jn7169]

I have those shoes and they are far from good at walking on sand!

[@jeaddhist]

@@LiamLightwolf Converse.

[@cyndersparadigm]

"I'm the clever one, you're the potato one"

[@katesampleseverything]

I want to use this line one day

[@OfficialDuckox]

It’s funny but I hate how out of character that is for the 11th doctor to say that

[@brobro9169]

@@OfficialDuckox how is it out of character?

[@shadowshadeoftheenderblade1633]

doctor: SALT! I WAS MIMING SALT! I NEED SOMETHING SALTY! Donna grabs a bag from the side doctor: what is that? donna: salt! doctor: thats too salty! donna: oh thats too salty

[@Midnight_Wolf13]

oH tHatS tOo sAlTy

[@MBGrace1]

The Doctor's own inside jokes are hilarious! The "are you my mummy" scene with Ten and Twelve!

[@jezt42]

“Mummy on the Orient Express”... “are you my Mummy?” 😂

[@gacharockies7627]

That's empty child

[@LiamLightwolf]

@@gacharockies7627 it's also a line in Mummy on the Orient Express

[@joimumu]

"Are you my Mummy" was also said by 9th and the 10th doctor

[@vampjoseph]

@@joimumu The 10th in either The Sontaran Strategem or The Poison Sky

[@pamelacass9642]

I laughed every time a Doctor said "Are you my mummy?"

[@EL15E]

Don't put me on the Dalek ship while I was holding a broken bit of Dalek! *bong* Ouch!

[@Zyanide_]

"you weren't specific" "Use your head it's not like there's many other alternatives"

[@LiamLightwolf]

You did not indicate a preference

[@50shadesofgeek41]

"And we will MELT HIM WITH ACID!!!" "Sorry, that last part?" "And will not MELT HIM WITH ACID!!!" "Old habits"

[@50shadesofgeek41]

@Lewis Heald "Yes sir"

[@wolf7985]

The Times! Shall I send it up?

[@50shadesofgeek41]

@@wolf7985 "Yes." "Ouch"

[@frigginsepone446]

Worm? What worm? Sir, I've been run over by a carriage!

[@liviajod7157]

I love Strax,,,when He thinks River Song has a big head. cracked me up

[@maem7462]

In the honorable mention of Jack’s makeover you should have used the where did you get the gun. You really don’t want to know

[@Hanmerhack]

Actually the best part in my opinion is when he embraced his nakedness with a "Well ladies expect a ratings boost."

[@maem7462]

@@Hanmerhack That is a great moment as well. Captain Jack Harkness is just a great character and has so many great moments

[@DoctorWhoKage]

Jack Harkness is basically flirty bisexual Captain America.

[@maem7462]

@@DoctorWhoKage He is

[@starryjo900]

Why on earth is Partners in Crime not on this list?!

[@daffy8995]

There's an obvious Moffat-bias.

[@bonusbaby801]

@Starry Jo... yes, yes & hell yes! That "Am I interrupting you?" scene was absolute GOLD!!! From the delivery of the line to Donna Noble freezing mid sentence with her tongue in her teeth was just genius!

[@Cameron115]

Agreed! Especially considering that it's the thumbnail of the video

[@VanniSenpai]

Because they chose the wasp one over partners in crime

[@VanniSenpai]

Starry Jo because they don’t know how to pick a good list obviously. XD

[@celinathommesen-kahler2142]

What about the radiation shoe scene. "Out out out..itches itches..barefoot on the moon!" 😂😂😂

[@noraf1913]

GAHHHH I love that one!

[@aaronlee9362]

Bare foot on the moon!

[@Kiwii_Sports]

'And leftie's back in action!!!!!!'

[@kristenhanisch8508]

That line was how I knew Doctor Who would be worth watching!

[@schneefish1654]

"You're completely insane !" "Yeah you're right, I look daft with one shoe" 😂

[@tomwhone9804]

The Doctor popping out of Rory's stripper wedding cake, announcing Amy's a good kisser and then claiming his statement sounded better before he said it. Darlek Asylum, the Doctor to Rory: "Don't be fair with the Darleks when they're aiming me at a planet."

[@xeraphas]

What's a Darlek?

[@backtothefutureman1]

@Xeraphas X he means Dalek I used to think that it was spelled like that.

[@loganhunt5995]

Dalek *

[@jessicajayes8326]

There is another more bittersweet moment in "The Time of the Doctor" when it seemed that the Doctor was going to die. I was bawling my eyes out when Clara arrives with a Christmas cracker for the aging Doctor. Although the cracker has a poem instead of a joke, Clara reads it aloud: Now it's time for one last bow Like all your other selves Eleven's hour is over now The clock is striking twelves The Doctor says, "I don't get it." I laughed through the tears.

[@nayazgill7733]

this was bloody amazing. the feels!

[@FrozenFox20]

9th was most humanlike 10th was most epic and most romantic 11th was most hilarious 12th is the wierd grandpa who acts "cool" and goes to alternative fact past for political statement. Captain Jack was the most epic and funny sideline character.

[@mayaalexandra1822]

Now dare to do the companions and lets see if it sparks a whole debate among ourselves again.

[@groogruxking2757]

YOU HAVE IT WRONG.... THE TENTH DOCTOR WAS ALSO THE ELEVENTH!!!!! HE REGENERATED TWICE!!!!

[@turntsnaco824]

@@groogruxking2757 Eleventh regeneration, not the eleventh Doctor. He stayed the same Doctor for a regeneration. Literally everyone refers to Matt as 11 and Capaldi as 12.

[@claudelamoreux8543]

"I've always wanted to see that done properly."😂. Capaldi was the best modern Doctor.

[@iosi1981]

At first I hated him... At the end I cried 😭😭😭

[@gubbikiller]

i decided he would be my last doctor,as to never tarnish his run. I do not know how the show went after he departed though

[@yonaosborne5136]

I found Captain Jack’s reaction when it comes to Donna and the other Doctor “three doctors? I can’t tell you what I’m thinking right now”

[@ellie8574]

3:15 You left out my favorite part, when he looks at the magazine and says "That's never gonna last, he's gay and she's an alien." 😆

[@DragonsRuby]

THAT was the moment I knew I loved Doctor Who. 😂

[@autumnmatthews3179]

Matt Smith was just the greatest at humour, and I loved Tom Baker as the Doctor

[@deniseboldea1624]

Now you need to do one for the classic series. Jon Pertwee's Doctor attempting to fix the TARDIS during his exile on Earth produced some funny results, and Tom Baker's Doctor had some classic one liners as well, such as the time he taunted a Dalek after he and Romana escaped it by climbing up an air shaft. The Daleks didn't have the ability to fly at that time prompting the Dalek to climb up and get them. The bickering between the Doctor's incarnations was first presented in The Three Doctor's. The second calling the third "Fancy Pants", the third retorts the second looks like a "Scarecrow" and the First Doctor bemoaning that his future selves are "a Dandy and a Clown." Similar bickering went on with the five Doctors.

[@VanniSenpai]

The fact that Jack doesn’t place on the list makes me sad. Or hell, not even a mention of “go to your room?” *sigh*.

[@TudorQueen]

From the same episode, "Well, I've got a banana and in a pinch you could put up some shelves..."

[@etherraichu]

"These are my top operatives: The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson." "I hate you." "No you don't."

[@psyrhenpendragon]

CLARA: Okay, we split up. Cover more ground. I'm good cop, you're bad cop. DOCTOR: No, no, no, we don't have... Can I not be the good cop? CLARA: Doctor, we've discussed this. Your face. DOCTOR: Oh, yes.

[@ACIDJAZZZZ]

“And we will melt him with acid” “Repeat that last one” *looks up* “And we will not melt him with acid”

[@evo_is_confused]

I'm the Doctor, and this is my spoon.

[@RatelRegalement]

Not the first time David Davina Tennant 's put on that kind of a performance.... :p 10:35

[@fdm1209]

Doctor high on regeneration trying all the food at amy's 😂

[@neverhowever3231]

Aka, the funniest doctor who moments was just elevens entire run

[@arthurmorgan3655]

Funny how bad and overated he was

[@MyNamesDEADMAN]

@@arthurmorgan3655 matt Smith did so much for docter who I know David Tennant did much more but come on give 11 some credit

[@arthurmorgan3655]

@Conner Douglas couldn't take him serious as a doctor but i do think Amy pond is a decent character but no where near as good as Martha rose or Dona

[@SteveRyzuk]

I agree! 10 was my first Doctor, but 11 was my favourite!

[@spacecat3198]

Yeah there’s more funnier moments than 11s. I loved 11 but I loved other Doctors and companions too.

[@WickedFireBird69]

"Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare."~12th doctor

[@DragonsRuby]

I had to leave the room at that moment, I was laughing so hard.

[@gabrielledarwin1158]

"How is Harvey Wallbanger one word!!!!" LMAO

[@DragonsRuby]

"WELL, I DON'T KNOW!!!" 😂

[@OrangeKyle91]

This list doesn't have nearly enough Twelve, though I'm glad Nine wasn't left out.

[@leigh4841]

Twelve was so much funnier than people give him credit for.

[@Midnight_Wolf13]

@@leigh4841 i agree :)

[@royalscientist4604]

Like 0:02

[@demonknight7965]

This list could go on for days. Nearly evety scene of Matt Smiths was just so full of groaners its impossible not to laugh and that's just when hes not dealing with Amy, Rory or River. Lol

[@reallyneedsalife]

6:03 'you know, one day you could just walk past a fez' 'Never gonna happen'

[@mayaalexandra1822]

You know what's "horrible" about these quotes you people comment? I read them in their tone and voices.

[@QuokkaCore]

“Don’t drop the banana!” “WHY NOT!?” “Good source of potassium!”

[@libbypalmer1513]

Are we all just gonna forget the fact that there was an episode where the doctor and like ten companions were kicking daleks around a room

[@Joyleaf84]

"I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately with my co-conspirators, Sandshoes and Grandad."

[@DravenGal]

I love “The Lodger,” it’s in definitely in my top 10! And I didn’t even know James at the time. And I think there needs to another few of these lists. But I won’t argue the number one spot, I loved Capaldi, and while he was not my fave Doctor, his obvious enjoyment if that scene (which he had probably been daydreaming about doing since his days as a young fan!) was so on point!

[@matthewreeve2591]

The missed Jack’s best line in that segment “Ladies, your ratings have just gone up”

[@MrProbeNWatch]

I think matts generation had the highest comedy content which worked so well with matts doctor Edit: I posted this comment before watching thd video theb laughed because a lot of the list was Matt smiths era

[@CineScarborough]

These are actually some solid picks this time.

[@beautifulnotbroken8156]

"Please remain calm while your life is terminated," Amy: *Raises arms in surrender* "We come in peace!" Rory: "Haha, when has that ever worked?" Amy: "Oh shut up,"

[@hellothere2052]

Oh you’ve redecorated? I don’t like it! Not ringing a bell?

[@iangreen4572]

The 3 Doctors ( 2nd Doctor to 3rd Doctor ) This list was only for new Who

[@noraf1913]

Oh yes it rings a bell. The Tardis cloister bell

[@hellothere2052]

Ian Green still used, Clara to 12 , 11 to Craig , 10 to 11

[@Shan_Dalamani]

Sadly there are far too many people who either don't have a clue about the Classic Who era, or don't care. The whole secret passage thing in the first Peladon story (3rd Doctor) had me in stitches. I never saw a secret passage that so many people knew was there! The scene in Tom Baker's first story where he's trying to convince Harry Sullivan that he really is fit enough to be out of bed is hilarious. I've always wondered who came up with the skipping rope idea and if it took much practice for them to get it right. Tom Baker and Ian Marter did that so well!

[@deanngrace854]

@@iangreen4572 10 says it to 11

[@pardonbug104]

When I saw David in the glasses during "Fake Drunk" All I saw was drunk Crowley

[@logon900]

"Anyone for dodgems?" PS I know this has probably been posted a thousand times already, but I had to.

[@Kiwii_Sports]

The real question is where did I get the tea cup? Answer: I'm the Doctor, just accept it

[@jbrezovan]

"Admit it: you've all had this exact nightmare."

[@juhavs]

every moment with donna is hilarious, there should be a list just for her

[@thehood5yrs160]

David Tennant and peter capaldi is always hilarious

[@alexquest8113]

I think one of the funniest parts of Dr who were when the Doctor got bored at how slow time actually passed both in power of 3 and Vincent episode

[@emilythezeldafan848]

i love that "is this how time normally passes? reeeaaaaallyyyy slowly?"

[@cleoarbel]

And then River one ups him and opens up a secret cabinet of liquor 😂😂😂😂

[@melavery3760]

Yaass!!

[@candice_ecidnac]

4:02 you've never seen the show, or you'd know how to say Sontaran. On the show it's said son-TAR-en, not SUN-ta-ren. You also mispronounce Silurian.

[@bahkbar5615]

ahahhaha was thinking the exact same thing lol

[@mayaalexandra1822]

Yup, this bugged me too. I automatically corrected him out loud.

[@greggg4011]

I think you're being unnecessarily tough on him. for 30 years you never heard SONtar-HA...so it could be SONtar-AN

[@greggg4011]

It levioohhhhhsa not levi o SAH

[@angelacraw2907]

It may be an automation of written script. Most top tens have very wierd pronouncing errors, but I still love them!

[@GeoToni13]

The Mime scene from Partners in Crime (absolute best imo) The Dr wearing the gas mask asking the Cornel "Are you my mummy" The Dr entering the secret chamber of the weird cult (fires of Pompeii) and being told no man can enter here, so he replies "That's alright, just us girls" Sarah Jayne Smith and Rose going on about the Dr, bursting into laughter, he enters the room and they're still in hysterics while he's telling them to stop. (His face is just priceless) Donna pulling SJS away from Jack so she can hug him. SJ face is so good while Jack just bursts out laughing.

[@sarahmoviereviewer4109]

The 9th Dr was my 1st dr. And the 10th Dr was my 2 dr. My two favorite dr,s

[@noraf1913]

My favorites are 10th and 11th

[@deanngrace854]

11 was my first, but 10 is my favorite. 9 annoys me. Blame fanfictions

[@sarahprice659]

“These are attack eyebrows!”

[@HDx03]

"Sorry, I've always wanted to see that done properly"

[@weareS81]

*watches episode*, "oh hi crowley"

[@UNKN0WNSHAD0W]

Thats the impossible astronaut/day of the moon for you

[@Fayanora]

How dare you include the defabricator scene without including the part where he pulls a weapon quite literally out of his ass?!

[@frvitxii]

LMAO I REMEMBER THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS-

[@AndyAndy-wi7gs]

HOW COULD YOU LEAVE OUT THE LITTLE SHOPS

[@TudorQueen]

Where people can.... shop.

[@Amy-fz2yo]

"Though personally he prefers to be called Stormageddon, dark lord of all" :') classic

[@RainforestReader]

My favorite is the part where Marget Slitheen is running away and keeps getting her teleport redirected. And where her secretary guy coffins that she’s escaping out the window.

[@joed2918]

How could you leave out the classic series. Sylvester mccoy and tom baker had some fantastic funny moments

[@geekdetritus5503]

Eureka is ancient Greek for "This bath water is too hot" "I told you, I'm from Galactic" "Doctor, Galactic when out of business 20 years ago." "I had wondered why I wasn't getting paid"

[@joed2918]

@@geekdetritus5503 "I say, what a wonderful butler! He's so violent!"

[@DeanStrickson]

joe D Right? City of Death has 10 funnier moments in its first episode!

[@joed2918]

@@DeanStrickson definitely, it annoys me how most of these watch mojo videos on dr who rarely place the classics in the 10 line ups.

[@NotTheMindProbe9]

@@geekdetritus5503 Is that from Nightmare of Eden?

[@emilythezeldafan848]

"sorry, i've always wanted to see that done properly" in Capaldi's scottish accent is one of the best things ever

[@angelacraw2907]

I love how David Tennant made the actress playing Agatha Christie laugh and nearly 'corpes' when he screamed 'maiden' in the wasp and the unicorn. Actually, the whole first half of the episode is very funny.

[@momkatmax]

I was watching in the lunch room when "Ood on a loo" came on and everyone is looking at me laughing my arse off. Trust me, that is a biggie tushie.

[@CRlocoman1989]

My personal favorite was the cleverly delivered line from Santa Claus when Peter Capaldi was denying the existence of Santa and demanded he explain how he could possibly fit all the toys for boys and girls for the entire planet in his one little sack: Santa: it's bigger on the inside. The incredulous look that PC gives him is ALMOST as good as the actual line.

[@samrashah3182]

I love "I'd rather have you fighting" or "the doctors good with teleports"

[@zeldabackwards]

*yeets toast out the window* "AND STAY OUT!" "Are you trying to poison me" "Bad bad beans"

[@jwa007]

I always thought the moment near the end of Series 4 where Catherine Tate does a decent imitation of Tennant's Doctor, rattling off an explanation at 90 miles a second was hilarious.

[@valerium730]

"Can I have an apple?" always tickles me.

[@ceinwencooke2603]

See in The Unicorn and the Wasp, the TOWERIBG INFERNO bit is always overlooked

[@sarahmccausland7035]

Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare

[@SelenaMulan]

#1 as soon as I hear him say"Oooh... my.....God!" I started busting it laughing. Still do

[@gooseincrocs]

the best comedic duo is the doctordonna (true whovians know the reference 😭) also it’s a crime that the scene of donna and the doctor miming to eachother in partners and crime isn’t on the list or all of their marriage jokes

[@TudorQueen]

Not to mention Donna's great line, "I'm waving at fat." (Well, it's great in context)

[@frigginsepone446]

Doctor: I'm Spartacus. Donna: I'm also Spartacus. Pompeji-Capaldi: Oh, you two are married? In unison: *NO!*

[@gooseincrocs]

Friggin Sepone the running joke 😂🙌

[@talkaboutnowt6644]

"I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand here looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?!"

[@lizpotter8123]

I miss the good drs. Thanks for showing these clips. Hopefully Dr Who can return to this well written and acted shows.

[@groogruxking2757]

THE NEW "DOCTOR"(NURSE LESBIAN)NEEDS TO DIE ALREADY!!!

[@sneakyquirrel4879]

"How did the titanic sink" "The titanic sank because the doctor didn't stop it of coarse you don't know about the doctor because your stupid" HOW WASNT THAT EVEN AN HONORABLE MENTION

[@henrikhanssen6321]

I love the Fish fingers and custard scene. Beautiful update of the Winnie the Pooh and Tigger meeting. 'Thistles is what Tiggers love best!'

[@tomwhone9804]

Yep, I loved "Are you trying to poison me?"

[@owenjolley351]

10:59 God I miss Captain Jack (aka “Mr shag anything that moves”).

[@TudorQueen]

I think even movement is optional for our lovely and intrepid Captain.

[@evilmothericebearkillerbir6016]

i thought it was wet worm and moves but after a few eps with jack i changed my mind on a few

[@wael5191]

This list should’ve been all commander strax 💣

[@wstine79]

We need one for the Classic series.

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

"Or I'll kill you with this deadly jellybaby"

[@50zcarsman]

"I'm no Regressive -- I'm a Naval officer!"

[@Yetaxa]

"you're a beautiful woman, probably"

[@dawnsoisson3140]

The entirety of Romana’s regeneration

[@matthill3293]

A few of my favourites: "YOU AVE BROKEN INTA' A CANCEL VAN, YOU'VE STOLEN A CANCEL AXE AND NOW YA DIGGIN' UP A CANCEL PAVEMENT.......I'M REPAW'IN YOU TO DA CANCEL!!!" "What's a horse doing on a spaceship?" "Mickey, what's Pre-Revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective..." "I WILL TALK ONLY TO THE DOCTOR!" "Oh, will you now, that's nice, hello!" "Harriet Jones, Prime Minster" "COSSSHHHH A ASHHHNAWLAALLLLLL" "...Yes, we know who you are" "You're just a stupid bloody arse!" "If I hear anymore language like that, you're in for a jolly good smacked bottom!"

[@HelgaGrace2007]

What do you mean "actually" the Doctor is ALWAYS hilarious

[@blatherama]

I would include the sequence in The Doctor's Wife where the Doctor introduces the woman/TARDIS to Amy and she asks the Doctor "Did you wish REALLY hard?" and he has a childlike "Shut up. It's not like that."

[@Reprodestruxion]

You forget Strax’s cinematic introduction to the day of the Doctor : “Tiny screams”

[@joedanrob]

Matt Smiths Doctor has some great moments

[@emilynelson1236]

They left out the best part of the defabricator scene “Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?” “Absolutely” “Ladies, your viewing figures just went up”

[@mangot589]

Alfie and the Doctor storylines are hands down some of my favorite storylines. They’re just fun, and they play off each other so well.

[@noraf1913]

GoOdNeSs Me, I'm A mAn!

[@rabdomcommentsectionboiofy737]

"Yes he likes that Alfie, tho personally he prefers to be called Stormageddon, Dark Lord Of All"

[@TechnicalTatertot]

Just Eleven's existence is hilarious. Every episode is hilarious. I'm up here being very smart and there is no one up here to look impressed. What's the point of having you all?