Water Park Nightmare | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 67

[@NoPreshNetwork]

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[@ryandoherty9696]

I miss you Sal :(

[@ryandoherty9696]

@@Sarahgreeneyes32 I haven’t watched in a while. He hurt my feelings. I’m a 29 year old man….we have feelings to.

[@prestonhawley3340]

I think sals website is messed up I went to buy his merch and the website isn’t opening

[@ryandoherty9696]

@@Sarahgreeneyes32 Something like 14 months ago, hey babe episode 4 he wrote in the comments that he would give me the next g star card as a reply to my comment under the video…but he never did. I was pretty excited all year for it lol, and personally I’ve had health problems keeping me from work I actually have no income despite having 2 degrees because I’m still recovering from a disease. I don’t look for sympathy, everyone struggles and falls on hard times, but it was just something I thought about through the year that made me smile. I have been a fan of Sal for many many years, supported him with his merch at times, and I could never buy g star on my own. I literally don’t spend money because I won’t accept it from family and they help care for me during my disease being so bad for several years. I just expected him to be honest when that was said, I didn’t think he’d blow it off. It’s ok, but it hurt my feelings and I still have feelings to.

[@ryandoherty9696]

@@Sarahgreeneyes32 it’s been a long time so I don’t think he will really do it, but yeah I agree with you he is very busy and probably forgot. I do have faith, I actually believe faith is very important which I didn’t used to think! Maybe I’m wrong and he’ll surprise me.. and yeah I’ve always been his fan, but when Xmas came and went without hearing from him it just made me sad!

[@chrisdcomedy]

YASSSSS SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE LONELY NUNS OF THE WORLD!!!!

[@puffyirakunji6306]

"SHOUT OUT TO THE FUTURE CHRISSY NIGHT WALKER" GOD BLESS

[@wookwares]

That ending was GOLD

[@themaskedmet3097]

Chrissy, I wrote a pilot of u and sal as garbage men, Think of it as some niceee fan fiction, How can I get it to u guys??? SHOUT OUT SOUTH AVENUE!

[@connerross612]

Shout out gay Muslims

[@twistedadjust]

Isn't every nun A LONELY NUN!!

[@NokSuKow31]

Sal: “ Quantum Mechanics I have to brush up on for sure “

[@katelynleavines6006]

PLEASE NEVER STOP THIS PODCAST!!!

[@revanite3021]

I would laugh like a hyena if they did

[@Doorito_]

@@revanite3021 Pretty sure you meant HYHENA

[@Stiiizyz]

Oof

[@Stiiizyz]

@@revanite3021would you

[@lovetreking]

“HEY YA” (hey babe) as the intro was sooo good 😂 maybe my favorite ever

[@autumnmount495]

Was just gonna say the same. Lol

[@hannah_h_travels]

SAME

[@CardiffMark]

Funniest intro ever... the pitch change crippled me haha

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

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[@HighFeeline]

I can watch Hey Babe during whatever mood I’m in, except when I’m ready for sleep, because I get excited😄and then not sleepy anymore.

[@vanessacecil2203]

Same. Once, I got up and started organizing my room because I was listening to Hey Babe. That's a 3 day job.

[@koreo7318]

Would love to see Pimp on as a guest one time, I love his little inputs and his dirty laugh 🤣 would be good to know more about him..how u all met and all the rest. Maybe he could even dress you both for a fashion piece 😆

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSS!!!!

[@anthonyhuckle1081]

And they both have to dress the same as pimp!

[@twosret2210]

Yes make it happen 👏👏👏

[@Balxandr]

I agree with this

[@videoj4281]

Pimp Alt acct

[@jacielynn3402]

Yesss perfect timing! Listening at work is my favourite

[@marthaatwell4604]

Jazz taking off her earrings in the elevator is the best! Love it!

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

Sal-with-the-pearl-earring peekin' over the arm of the sofa is *crackin* me up babe!

[@ghostofpbnj_]

I woke up and my balls were blown off to space seeing Cardboard Sal has climbed up on the couch!! Happy Thursday to all my Cardboard Babes!

[@meetkat_millennium2678]

My b’s are blown off

[@simmsFitness]

chrissy pronunciations at it again "cruise ship water side susplended over the ocean" 🤣🤣🤣 i love it

[@codydaigle4354]

He is a national treasure

[@hhunstad2011]

Thank you for this

[@joeygendron]

I genuinely love when sal gets serious. His take on kanye is actually very well thought out, these guys are not idiots let me tell ya babr

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

Sal, at a MINIMUM, you look like you’re in a VERY serious bowling league. Custom gear kinda guy. Wears shoes with spurs, I can see it.

[@codydaigle4354]

No question custom made team shirts "God Bless Gutterballs"

[@b0ssatr0n91]

I see the gloves too, special shoes. The whole deal

[@AllLiesAndCableTies]

The whole 9 yards

[@theironemald8779]

Sal and pimp saying the lyrics to that song to each other gives me life

[@grantdagenius]

Pimp bringing his Christmas presents in March is the most Pimp thing I've ever seen on the show

[@oROSE1714]

Sals laugh at the end gives me life! One of my favorite endings to the show in a while!! Love ya babes!

[@amandacampione3089]

I’m goin through a bad time and an abusive messed up relationship yet you guys make me smile and laugh, THANKYOU

[@chilliLRK]

I hope you are doing better now. Best of luck

[@amandacampione3089]

@@chilliLRK thanks actually got out of it and moved into my own place and got away❤️❤️❤️ appreciate the thought

[@chilliLRK]

@@amandacampione3089 I’m very glad to hear that. If you ever need to talk just remember this episode

[@natachiamiller9097]

“just don’t look at my kid” literally me as a mom 😂😂😂😂

[@Verifiedsinger]

Zoom in.. Sal- "It was a protest?" 😂😂😂

[@ZombieGameAreMe]

Pimpy, please don't do what the other pods do by starting the ep off with a clip that's coming later on. Ruins these other pods keep the babes babular!

[@Nikki-cm2dp]

I agree with love

[@Beauuxbaton]

Yamaguch. All day long. 🤣 No relaysh. The cutting the end off of words is my absolute favorite!

[@ShannonsSon]

"What kinda protester are you? I was there"😂😂😂

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

Best line: "HE'S CRUSING CONVENTS?!!"

[@Sludgedump]

I imagine these 2 rehearsing the songs before the show and it warms my heart

[@krismccormack6630]

Chris always chooses the best moments to end the show 😂 THIS HAS BEEN HEY BABE

[@brittyn]

Chris never picks up that Sal is correcting him on pronouncing his “favorite” figure skater’s name 🤦‍♀️😂 Oksana! Not Oxkana! 😜

[@Riclmnopp]

Random question. Has Sal ever mentioned how he feels about any of the "Impractical jokers" memes? I would really like to know if he has a favorite or if there are any he doesn't like.. etc. Anyways, love the show and thanks Pimp.

[@6ixxty-]

I’ve thought about this as well. Especially the one of a really zoomed in photo of sal where he looks sweaty 😂

[@coreyreeves4355]

This is becoming one of my favorite podcasts

[@jessicahale5793]

Thank the Lord we’re back to solo eps… guests were just too much imo and interrupted the perfect dynamic between Sal, Pimp & Chrissy. You’re all we need babes!!

[@greasy2007]

Confusing Mark & Dorothy Hamill!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@andreasnaails]

“Heeeeeeeyyyy baaaaaabbbeeeeeee” I think that needs to be the official opening 😂😂

[@flexsage4838]

“I know you have herpies under your hat!” -Chrissy ahaha 🤣

[@TheeJasonReyes]

"Men cant have babies" *looks into camera* "This has been Hey Babe"

[@firstnamelastname180]

Shocking that the world has come to this. That that would be in any way a controversial thing to say.

[@tonyvondoom8951]

@@firstnamelastname180 read Volokh's Mechanisms of a slippery slope...

[@jongerstenberger1325]

Chris’s laugh is like someone trying to block holes in the bottom of a boat, but it keeps bubbling through new holes. Here for it.

[@isaiahkaiver1917]

Ep 67 and we are still getting new stories from Mr Chaos. Gotta love it

[@grwebb3]

“Say you killed the Presidnt” one of the greatest bits in comedy sketch tv history iykyk

[@mattnara4917]

Sal you are the best! I love how the first you say with the present is “I love the bag” 🤣 I feel like that is his way of saying “you just gave me 2 presents a bag and whatever is in this bag” 🤣

[@Fabian080690]

Pimp: "I don't understand what space or time is, at all" lol

[@jessicafenton5876]

Love Sals eyes in the painting peeking over the side of the couch😂😂😂

[@rachelsl00]

The genuine excitement when Sal laid his eyes on that ikea bucket hat 😭such a sweetie

[@ccosta4349]

If cracks me the hell up when Chris just agrees or says yes to something and you can tell he has no clue what’s going on 😂

[@jmiller903]

😂🤣🤣🤣💀 Lmaoooo couldn't stop laughing at 38:46 "...... we're gonna be in Nashville tomorrow night.." Just a perfectly smooth transition lol

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Also, shout out Tom Brady. I would be remiss to not mention Patty Mahomes as well. First ep I remember not hearing it!!

[@Joukisan]

That was the best "This has been Hey Babe" so far.

[@NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE]

Am I the only one to rewatch hey babes and Chrissy chaos podcast multiple multiple times taking all the way back to ep1 several times 😂, as if I have a nostalgia bug and I'm chasing for my favorite sitcom that went off the air decade's ago 😂

[@danjharvey]

The ending just killed me! 🤣🤣🤣 Comedy Gold!

[@BigMikeHouse45]

I no longer fast forward ads you twos have changed my life I’m buying all the shits. hey babe!

[@robertmains5493]

“…. Back to the future, ish.” 😂

[@AEM479]

Sal: “Gilouly” 🤣🤣🤣

[@vikkinusser9307]

I LOVE how Chrissy knows all of the 90s figure skaters!!❤❤

[@supercoolninja15]

THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES😘

[@Infiniteeyes13]

When Chrissy answered “What would Brian Boitano do?” literally 💀💀💀

[@Infiniteeyes13]

A: I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two 😂👌

[@nickc247]

@@Infiniteeyes13 That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

[@jpd4]

Love the "I think you should leave" lines, best show in years.

[@jenniferzelaya8476]

I’m going through a really rough time this week but I love your podcasts y’all always have me dying of laughter 😂

[@nicolatirrell3639]

That intro made my day! All the love for the babes! ❤️

[@jwalters15216]

Best "this has been hey babe" in a while

[@emmmz5532]

LOL when Chris told the elevator story and said "I never knew you could do this"

[@jmaice83616]

I love how Chrissy mispronounces Oksana Baiul. Makes it way funnier.

[@jessicahale5793]

Oh man… ‘I’m going down’ & ‘another dimension’ sent me. Love the super random musical breaks

[@DrMaddMoose]

I'd love to hear Sal finish a thought or story some time

[@missalbania9260]

The camera zooms on the face will never get old

[@Slim728]

I would 10000% buy a sleepy derosa hoodie

[@juanitapride7404]

It's 5:30 am... And I decided to watch the babes to wake me up!!! Yyaassss..😂🙌🙌🙃

[@18Callahan]

“ It looks like an Advil” 😂

[@codyh7826]

Always find the ads hilarious Chrissy calls em raybuds and acts like he actually uses them 🤣🤣

[@alecnewman6052]

one of my favorite hey babe song intros, loved it

[@wizzfizzus]

"It's like an NFT" - haha, so confident

[@kevinalfaro6104]

love the outkast intro; okay falsetto!! u guys are great!

[@stevenwitkowski]

Best intro/outro ever!! Love the babes!

[@wonkeycong1956]

As soon as Chrissy mentioned Brian Boytano I immediately thought of that South Park song too 🤣

[@TestyLeaf]

That was the best “this has been hey babe” in weeks

[@travislepper]

Yesssssss I forgot it was Hey Babe day!!!! Always the best surprise!

[@brandonhoffman5039]

That ending bit was LEGENDARY

[@broncos915]

Love when podcasts start immediately! I’m not a hater of ads in between

[@kaylad4666]

Goosebumps!!!!!

[@joshyoung007]

So fast it makes Chrissy look good

[@MindsWide]

That ending was an absolute comedy-podcast-outro clinic. lol

[@sharonbull4303]

The elevator story with jazz makes me love her even more. Don’t mess the with babies!

[@taylor6744]

The last few seconds of this show may be my favorite moment of the podcast ever 🤣

[@1MoAndDashIt]

"U.S. help kraine...U!" is my favorite chant of all time!

[@teresawright4748]

This pod must live forever!!!!!! Love u babes!!!❤️❤️❤️

[@samuelschmidtcomedy]

The eyes peaking perfectly over Sal’s arm rest is the meaning of life.

[@makithagod5838]

fucking love when i scroll down at work and find new content from no presh, to watch after work love u babes

[@breeannwilliams4610]

Okay one of my fave intros yet, I was singing with you guys! Thank you for this gold- so happy I found this pod 🎉🎉🎉subscribed babeeee

[@JordanM1630]

Love my PIMPY, SAL and CHWISSSY is TOOOO CAYUTEEEEE You make our lives worth living🥺🥺

[@CJJC42]

In the great words of Kane Tanaka - Hey babe

[@steve3011]

Awesome to see coinbase as a sponsor!!

[@Pfabpfab]

The way this one ends holy shit😂

[@deyannaf4380]

Omgosh Jazzy is the best!!! Lmfao 🤣

[@johantovar2144]

Can’t wait for the sleepy Derosa hoodies babes!!

[@thereallinnz9407]

I JAMMED to that intro 🤙🤙🤣❤️❤️❤️

[@tennillepatterson5500]

That story with Vinnie in the elevator needs to be a cartoon. "What happens to the Woke"

[@parapatty13]

I don’t comment on KZbin videos very often, but I am genuinely impressed by the opening song cover lmao

[@zeppelin1123]

I wouldn't mind seeing this HEYYYY BABE intro for more podcasts lmao!!

[@a.marty8089]

I’m so pumped for the merch to drop

[@deyannaf4380]

Love love love the bubble letters. An of course, as always, you both are on point with the intro song!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@rickeykoga2312]

Decided to rewatch an old episode ... Man I miss Hey Babe... 😢

[@wolfinsunglasses]

best musical opening yet!

[@nickyboy10]

Chrissy 3000 and Big Salboi killing it!!!