Water Park Nightmare | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 67

[@NoPreshNetwork]

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[@ryandoherty9696]

I miss you Sal :(

[@ryandoherty9696]

@@Sarahgreeneyes32 I haven’t watched in a while. He hurt my feelings. I’m a 29 year old man….we have feelings to.

[@prestonhawley3340]

I think sals website is messed up I went to buy his merch and the website isn’t opening

[@ryandoherty9696]

@@Sarahgreeneyes32 Something like 14 months ago, hey babe episode 4 he wrote in the comments that he would give me the next g star card as a reply to my comment under the video…but he never did. I was pretty excited all year for it lol, and personally I’ve had health problems keeping me from work I actually have no income despite having 2 degrees because I’m still recovering from a disease. I don’t look for sympathy, everyone struggles and falls on hard times, but it was just something I thought about through the year that made me smile. I have been a fan of Sal for many many years, supported him with his merch at times, and I could never buy g star on my own. I literally don’t spend money because I won’t accept it from family and they help care for me during my disease being so bad for several years. I just expected him to be honest when that was said, I didn’t think he’d blow it off. It’s ok, but it hurt my feelings and I still have feelings to.

[@ryandoherty9696]

@@Sarahgreeneyes32 it’s been a long time so I don’t think he will really do it, but yeah I agree with you he is very busy and probably forgot. I do have faith, I actually believe faith is very important which I didn’t used to think! Maybe I’m wrong and he’ll surprise me.. and yeah I’ve always been his fan, but when Xmas came and went without hearing from him it just made me sad!

[@chrisdcomedy]

YASSSSS SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE LONELY NUNS OF THE WORLD!!!!

[@puffyirakunji6306]

"SHOUT OUT TO THE FUTURE CHRISSY NIGHT WALKER" GOD BLESS

[@wookwares]

That ending was GOLD

[@themaskedmet3097]

Chrissy, I wrote a pilot of u and sal as garbage men, Think of it as some niceee fan fiction, How can I get it to u guys??? SHOUT OUT SOUTH AVENUE!

[@connerross612]

Shout out gay Muslims

[@twistedadjust]

Isn't every nun A LONELY NUN!!

[@NokSuKow31]

Sal: “ Quantum Mechanics I have to brush up on for sure “

[@katelynleavines6006]

PLEASE NEVER STOP THIS PODCAST!!!

[@revanite3021]

I would laugh like a hyena if they did

[@Doorito_]

@@revanite3021 Pretty sure you meant HYHENA

[@Stiiizyz]

Oof

[@Stiiizyz]

@@revanite3021would you

[@HighFeeline]

I can watch Hey Babe during whatever mood I’m in, except when I’m ready for sleep, because I get excited😄and then not sleepy anymore.

[@vanessacecil2203]

Same. Once, I got up and started organizing my room because I was listening to Hey Babe. That's a 3 day job.

[@koreo7318]

Would love to see Pimp on as a guest one time, I love his little inputs and his dirty laugh 🤣 would be good to know more about him..how u all met and all the rest. Maybe he could even dress you both for a fashion piece 😆

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSS!!!!

[@anthonyhuckle1081]

And they both have to dress the same as pimp!

[@twosret2210]

Yes make it happen 👏👏👏

[@Balxandr]

I agree with this

[@videoj4281]

Pimp Alt acct

[@lovetreking]

“HEY YA” (hey babe) as the intro was sooo good 😂 maybe my favorite ever

[@autumnmount495]

Was just gonna say the same. Lol

[@hannah_h_travels]

SAME

[@CardiffMark]

Funniest intro ever... the pitch change crippled me haha

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

A bot stole your comment

[@jacielynn3402]

Yesss perfect timing! Listening at work is my favourite

[@ghostofpbnj_]

I woke up and my balls were blown off to space seeing Cardboard Sal has climbed up on the couch!! Happy Thursday to all my Cardboard Babes!

[@meetkat_millennium2678]

My b’s are blown off

[@oROSE1714]

Sals laugh at the end gives me life! One of my favorite endings to the show in a while!! Love ya babes!

[@simmsFitness]

chrissy pronunciations at it again "cruise ship water side susplended over the ocean" 🤣🤣🤣 i love it

[@codydaigle4354]

He is a national treasure

[@hhunstad2011]

Thank you for this

[@Sludgedump]

I imagine these 2 rehearsing the songs before the show and it warms my heart

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

Sal, at a MINIMUM, you look like you’re in a VERY serious bowling league. Custom gear kinda guy. Wears shoes with spurs, I can see it.

[@codydaigle4354]

No question custom made team shirts "God Bless Gutterballs"

[@b0ssatr0n91]

I see the gloves too, special shoes. The whole deal

[@AllLiesAndCableTies]

The whole 9 yards

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

Sal-with-the-pearl-earring peekin' over the arm of the sofa is *crackin* me up babe!

[@brittyn]

Chris never picks up that Sal is correcting him on pronouncing his “favorite” figure skater’s name 🤦‍♀️😂 Oksana! Not Oxkana! 😜

[@theironemald8779]

Sal and pimp saying the lyrics to that song to each other gives me life

[@marthaatwell4604]

Jazz taking off her earrings in the elevator is the best! Love it!

[@joeygendron]

I genuinely love when sal gets serious. His take on kanye is actually very well thought out, these guys are not idiots let me tell ya babr

[@Riclmnopp]

Random question. Has Sal ever mentioned how he feels about any of the "Impractical jokers" memes? I would really like to know if he has a favorite or if there are any he doesn't like.. etc. Anyways, love the show and thanks Pimp.

[@6ixxty-]

I’ve thought about this as well. Especially the one of a really zoomed in photo of sal where he looks sweaty 😂

[@grantdagenius]

Pimp bringing his Christmas presents in March is the most Pimp thing I've ever seen on the show

[@amandacampione3089]

I’m goin through a bad time and an abusive messed up relationship yet you guys make me smile and laugh, THANKYOU

[@chilliLRK]

I hope you are doing better now. Best of luck

[@amandacampione3089]

@@chilliLRK thanks actually got out of it and moved into my own place and got away❤️❤️❤️ appreciate the thought

[@chilliLRK]

@@amandacampione3089 I’m very glad to hear that. If you ever need to talk just remember this episode

[@Beauuxbaton]

Yamaguch. All day long. 🤣 No relaysh. The cutting the end off of words is my absolute favorite!

[@natachiamiller9097]

“just don’t look at my kid” literally me as a mom 😂😂😂😂

[@krismccormack6630]

Chris always chooses the best moments to end the show 😂 THIS HAS BEEN HEY BABE

[@jessicahale5793]

Thank the Lord we’re back to solo eps… guests were just too much imo and interrupted the perfect dynamic between Sal, Pimp & Chrissy. You’re all we need babes!!

[@NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE]

Am I the only one to rewatch hey babes and Chrissy chaos podcast multiple multiple times taking all the way back to ep1 several times 😂, as if I have a nostalgia bug and I'm chasing for my favorite sitcom that went off the air decade's ago 😂

[@TheeJasonReyes]

"Men cant have babies" *looks into camera* "This has been Hey Babe"

[@firstnamelastname180]

Shocking that the world has come to this. That that would be in any way a controversial thing to say.

[@tonyvondoom8951]

@@firstnamelastname180 read Volokh's Mechanisms of a slippery slope...

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

Best line: "HE'S CRUSING CONVENTS?!!"

[@jenniferzelaya8476]

I’m going through a really rough time this week but I love your podcasts y’all always have me dying of laughter 😂

[@Verifiedsinger]

Zoom in.. Sal- "It was a protest?" 😂😂😂

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Also, shout out Tom Brady. I would be remiss to not mention Patty Mahomes as well. First ep I remember not hearing it!!

[@coreyreeves4355]

This is becoming one of my favorite podcasts

[@ZombieGameAreMe]

Pimpy, please don't do what the other pods do by starting the ep off with a clip that's coming later on. Ruins these other pods keep the babes babular!

[@Nikki-cm2dp]

I agree with love

[@jessicahale5793]

Oh man… ‘I’m going down’ & ‘another dimension’ sent me. Love the super random musical breaks

[@BigMikeHouse45]

I no longer fast forward ads you twos have changed my life I’m buying all the shits. hey babe!

[@greasy2007]

Confusing Mark & Dorothy Hamill!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@vikkinusser9307]

I LOVE how Chrissy knows all of the 90s figure skaters!!❤❤

[@isaiahkaiver1917]

Ep 67 and we are still getting new stories from Mr Chaos. Gotta love it

[@breeannwilliams4610]

Okay one of my fave intros yet, I was singing with you guys! Thank you for this gold- so happy I found this pod 🎉🎉🎉subscribed babeeee

[@jongerstenberger1325]

Chris’s laugh is like someone trying to block holes in the bottom of a boat, but it keeps bubbling through new holes. Here for it.

[@ccosta4349]

If cracks me the hell up when Chris just agrees or says yes to something and you can tell he has no clue what’s going on 😂

[@flexsage4838]

“I know you have herpies under your hat!” -Chrissy ahaha 🤣

[@nicolatirrell3639]

That intro made my day! All the love for the babes! ❤️

[@taylor6744]

The last few seconds of this show may be my favorite moment of the podcast ever 🤣

[@deyannaf4380]

Love love love the bubble letters. An of course, as always, you both are on point with the intro song!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@jessicafenton5876]

Love Sals eyes in the painting peeking over the side of the couch😂😂😂

[@juanitapride7404]

It's 5:30 am... And I decided to watch the babes to wake me up!!! Yyaassss..😂🙌🙌🙃

[@JordanM1630]

Love my PIMPY, SAL and CHWISSSY is TOOOO CAYUTEEEEE You make our lives worth living🥺🥺

[@supercoolninja15]

THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES😘

[@travislepper]

Yesssssss I forgot it was Hey Babe day!!!! Always the best surprise!

[@jpd4]

Love the "I think you should leave" lines, best show in years.

[@cosmicaf3012]

Love Sal's Ikea hat 😂 also getting stuck in a waterslide has my anxiety all the way up. That is terrifying 😳

[@mattnara4917]

Sal you are the best! I love how the first you say with the present is “I love the bag” 🤣 I feel like that is his way of saying “you just gave me 2 presents a bag and whatever is in this bag” 🤣

[@makithagod5838]

fucking love when i scroll down at work and find new content from no presh, to watch after work love u babes

[@rickeykoga2312]

Decided to rewatch an old episode ... Man I miss Hey Babe... 😢

[@jmaice83616]

I love how Chrissy mispronounces Oksana Baiul. Makes it way funnier.

[@teresawright4748]

This pod must live forever!!!!!! Love u babes!!!❤️❤️❤️

[@danjharvey]

The ending just killed me! 🤣🤣🤣 Comedy Gold!

[@kaylad4666]

Goosebumps!!!!!

[@alecnewman6052]

one of my favorite hey babe song intros, loved it

[@kevinalfaro6104]

love the outkast intro; okay falsetto!! u guys are great!

[@grwebb3]

“Say you killed the Presidnt” one of the greatest bits in comedy sketch tv history iykyk

[@sharonbull4303]

The elevator story with jazz makes me love her even more. Don’t mess the with babies!

[@Fabian080690]

Pimp: "I don't understand what space or time is, at all" lol

[@andreasnaails]

“Heeeeeeeyyyy baaaaaabbbeeeeeee” I think that needs to be the official opening 😂😂

[@DrMaddMoose]

I'd love to hear Sal finish a thought or story some time

[@ShannonsSon]

"What kinda protester are you? I was there"😂😂😂

[@Slim728]

I would 10000% buy a sleepy derosa hoodie

[@randyculcay5200]

LOVE YOU GUYS. alway watch/ listen the podcast!! KEEP IT UP

[@Joukisan]

That was the best "This has been Hey Babe" so far.

[@AEM479]

Sal: “Gilouly” 🤣🤣🤣

[@robertmains5493]

“…. Back to the future, ish.” 😂

[@rachelsl00]

The genuine excitement when Sal laid his eyes on that ikea bucket hat 😭such a sweetie

[@codyh7826]

Always find the ads hilarious Chrissy calls em raybuds and acts like he actually uses them 🤣🤣

[@brandonhoffman5039]

That ending bit was LEGENDARY

[@broncos915]

Love when podcasts start immediately! I’m not a hater of ads in between

[@darianwillis8520]

I love your guys podcast so much and it always makes me smile when I see a new episode goes up

[@1MoAndDashIt]

"U.S. help kraine...U!" is my favorite chant of all time!

[@jmiller903]

😂🤣🤣🤣💀 Lmaoooo couldn't stop laughing at 38:46 "...... we're gonna be in Nashville tomorrow night.." Just a perfectly smooth transition lol

[@CJJC42]

In the great words of Kane Tanaka - Hey babe

[@stevenwitkowski]

Best intro/outro ever!! Love the babes!

[@gfeast4518]

Yeah we need a golf vlog with all of the guys, probably hilarious

[@gfeast4518]

@Dox KZbin Employees I like to imagine sal is awkward like Charles Barkley, just want to see his swing haha

[@thereallinnz9407]

I JAMMED to that intro 🤙🤙🤣❤️❤️❤️

[@jwalters15216]

Best "this has been hey babe" in a while

[@wizzfizzus]

"It's like an NFT" - haha, so confident

[@steve3011]

Awesome to see coinbase as a sponsor!!

[@nickyboy10]

Chrissy 3000 and Big Salboi killing it!!!

[@laurelf.1363]

Loved watching Oksana Bayul-she was my fave!

[@emmmz5532]

LOL when Chris told the elevator story and said "I never knew you could do this"

[@zeppelin1123]

I wouldn't mind seeing this HEYYYY BABE intro for more podcasts lmao!!

[@missalbania9260]

The camera zooms on the face will never get old

[@Infiniteeyes13]

When Chrissy answered “What would Brian Boitano do?” literally 💀💀💀

[@Infiniteeyes13]

A: I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two 😂👌

[@nickc247]

@@Infiniteeyes13 That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

[@wonkeycong1956]

As soon as Chrissy mentioned Brian Boytano I immediately thought of that South Park song too 🤣

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

43:04 - YOU EVER HEARD OF THE INFINITE? Absolutely epic moment

[@jeffbreeden5725]

Great show as always you guys deserve everything you have and then some. Thank you for good content

[@parapatty13]

I don’t comment on KZbin videos very often, but I am genuinely impressed by the opening song cover lmao

[@MindsWide]

That ending was an absolute comedy-podcast-outro clinic. lol

[@Xweapon9099]

When Brian boy tonno was in the alps fighting grizzley bears he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair.

[@guyledouche6039]

He'd probly kick an ass or 2. That's what Brian Boy Tonno'd do

[@18Callahan]

“ It looks like an Advil” 😂

[@wolfinsunglasses]

best musical opening yet!