Wavy News 10/28/2019 (no. 19-004)

[@Mr.Classic91]

I have been slipping these into political fb pages as legitimate news sources.

[@bobsbrain397]

thank you for your sevice

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

Retweet from Donald Trump in 3... 2... 1...

[@Mr.Classic91]

@@9thDallasMowerExpo thats sctually the goal. Guys help me, lets make trump tweet nousepuppet

[@TNastyD]

Not all hero's wear capes. Unless you wear a cape. Then your a hero who wears a cape. Hahaha

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

That's reporting!

[@chefmarv6499]

Businesses are angry that the people cost them 10$ ROFL

[@jackofallspades98]

Wavy News: That's Reporting™

[@jirden]

So glad to see an actual unbiased news source in 2019

[@ballisticbuddha]

Annactual biased new sauce in newenty-tight-teen.

[@Circuitssmith]

Unbiased towards all viewpoints, including the view of reality and sanity.

[@doggdemuro]

The European Union is agreeing to a new breakfast. 😂

[@OddworldFreak23]

Stable Geniuses I wonder what breakfast it is? 😏😛😅😅

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@OddworldFreak23 continental

[@bmkh10]

"Tear cannon, rubber gas and water bullets." Fucking brilliant! These news ytps seem like poetic justice considering the real state of news today. Thank you for making these.

[@Joe.Horsenail]

They just hate black clothing, though.

[@DreQueary]

You are single-handedly keeping high quality YTP alive with these.

[@slipangle3027]

I can't believe they destroyed wavy news.

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

At least the souls of the damned have something to listen to ever since Wavy News relocated to Hell.

[@wilberforce95]

Sauce Mammy at the White House, my favorite field reporter

[@Nikolapoleon]

My favorite field reporter is Emmer McViolence.

[@CuppaKofe]

'Noisepuppet releasing a bunch of new poops before he goes back into his cave' is my favourite time of the year.

[@abraxops]

please keep making more wavy news these are funny as hell

[@OddworldFreak23]

Alphanode I agree they are epic 😎👍😊✅😁🙂💯

[@JB52520]

HongK HongK it's Wavy News! Tell Jim I'm brrrrrrnt.

[@delta0x]

i think it's "tell jim i'm b i r d"

[@JB52520]

@@delta0x I think you're right, but Noisepuppet could get him high if he wanted. (Getting "burnt/burned" might be a local expression; either it's not common online or Google is hiding it behind people being injured by fire and methods for cleaning pots.)

[@delta0x]

@@JB52520 no that's definitely a thing, i assume google is trying to distance itself from drugs and the like

[@thewhitesnowone1744]

It always amuses me how people seem to pronounce Baghdadi as "Bag-Daddy"

[@coten]

tell jim I'm B B I I R R D D

[@professorpenne9962]

cnn and fox would froth at the mouth hearing this kind of accurate, in depth reporting

[@kristentortellini9137]

Where's daddy's big one? Whereeeeeeeeee? Fantastic news. Love ya, noisepuppet. ❤

[@scares009]

Goddamnit, I wish the people would stop blocking Wavy News; the world needs to hear the truth!

[@GatesOfGehenna76]

Well at least a destroyed Wavy News continues to broadcast safely from hell.

[@lolfunacount]

Press F for Wavy News. (hopefully ironically)

[@jakesteven1980]

So noisepuppet posts pooped recent news these days? You just make radio different in the spirit of YouTooT.

[@Rebmetpes4]

Saas!

[@Paradox460_yt]

Honestly, if you made a podcast of these, I'd subscribe. Even if it was a "premium" podcast

[@Circuitssmith]

I would support a Wavy News Patreon.

[@OddworldFreak23]

Jeff Sandberg I would too this is great 😎👍😊✅😊🙂💯😂

[@chefmarv6499]

AP's Tasty Sauce has more, Sauce Mammy is at the White House!

[@CityofButterfly]

No political statement intended, but Donald Twit is a brilliant name.

[@13CaptainPrice]

The Most Trusted Name in News

[@Circuitssmith]

“The most trusted news in zoos”

[@professorpenne9962]

weeew

[@KappaCrona]

"That's reporting."

[@bensirach3586]

I live for those messed up music send-offs.

[@GibusWearingMann]

That's reporting!

[@SimonTonekham]

AP's AC sos has more! (That's what I was laughing at)

[@TellEmB290]

"The police denied accusations of restraint, saying they showed brutality" Seems so, from the reports of tear cannons, rubber gas and water bullets.

[@richardgadberry8398]

That's reporting.

[@KappaCrona]

"The European Union is agreeing to a new breakfast."

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

I'm expected to be formalized in a written statement in Brussels

[@atomicbeachball]

Finally, some true unbiased news

[@andrewholmes3116]

I love how Wavy News is often in the news as much as they report it

[@plushifoxed]

Oh boy, can't wait to check out Wavy News cot dom, in hell.

[@floofyfoxxo744]

@Brian Hebert hewwo :3

[@thelurkingfear5979]

I’m loving these News Poops! I hope it catches on. There needs to be a collab at some point. (I also love how each installment is current and up to date with what’s actually going on)

[@Circuitssmith]

It’s interesting because the plotlines and themes in the YTP continue and evolve just like real events. (President Dump and the turkey for instance.)

[@thelurkingfear5979]

It’s pretty fresh and original for a YTP concept. Especially after several years of Zelda CDI and spaghetti dinner memes.

[@armicron]

That moment when you realize audio only is the future of pooping...

[@lonewulv13]

SäS MaaMy at the Whitehouse

[@beerhoven]

These are all pure gold.

[@nicklespale22]

10 minutes ago? I literally just finished watching the last one :D

[@TNastyD]

Two hundred thousand million people. Can someone tell me what that actual number is? Hahahaha

[@thekiss2083]

200 billion, like 25x the earth's population

[@TNastyD]

@@thekiss2083 ohhhhh now I get it. I guess I could have just multiplied 200,000 by a mill but it's been one of the days ever for real.

[@Quicknpointless]

Audio ytps are HUGELY undderappriciated!

[@Mattteus]

$10?! That’s unthinkable!

[@TRLarsen89]

Thankyou Ur back spreading the truth U made my 2 minutes

[@timmy841212]

The only way I'm watching the news. 🍿

[@lylerivas9647]

Lol, these are great. I'm glad you came back to YT poops.

[@tennisballbird]

So glad the EU is finally accepting breakfast.

[@OddworldFreak23]

Andrew Hammond indeed it is the most important meal of the day after all 😅😅

[@TellEmB290]

And after that’s settled, we have an appointment with the Lunch President

[@DavidB-rx3km]

Emma McViolence reports!

[@richardgadberry8398]

That's reporting.

[@audio_boys]

Sus Mami reporting

[@micarguy8239]

Couldn’t click fast enough.

[@Tirgo69]

Either way, TERROR TERROR KILLING TERROR

[@kultiplexify]

DADDY oh shit I'm already in pieces oh god

[@tomahzo]

Oooh, BREXFUST! Gotta have some of that :D

[@danielbyrne9007]

0:55 "police firing tear cannon rubber gas and water bullets"

[@Wavemaninawe]

"Police are denying accusations of restraint... saying they have shown brutality over the past months."

[@anheroichippo5669]

Abu Babu is a good guy ok?!

[@denelson83]

So this is in Norfolk, VA?

[@Rebmetpes4]

Where can I get WAVY News

[@plebestrian9323]

breaking: donald tusk on suicide watch after release of wavy news #4

[@theconductoresplin8092]

I reall hope the eu gets breakfast

[@BramMichaelson]

Fucking gold.

[@Grrxmistress]

All power to the people.

[@Joe.Horsenail]

That's reporting.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

US President Donald Twit says that the EU will accept breakfast.

[@jetfueljp4]

I'm almost sure the California part is 100 percent truth.

[@magnified111]

TerrorterrortarrertairyrKILLINGKYLLEENGE.

[@caellach]

So who really IS Jim, anyway?

[@delta0x]

idk but make sure to tell him Wavy Man is b i r d

[@Jacksmusicshack]

Wavy news should be a shirt.. unless its copywrited

[@thomaspassegger2768]

Go to wavy news cot dom

[@TNastyD]

So is ytp as we knew it pretty much dead? Hear me out. Hardly any poop pantheon members upload any more poops. Now ytps I've seen are just called edits. And NOW it seems that a god has changed his format. (Not that I have a problem, I like these too) No ytp in the title from a living God of poop. To quote bill from L4D "They're changing".

[@noisepuppet]

Tommy Dalo nah these are just a slightly different thing, probably destined for a podcast. I'll never stop doing ytp even if it's dead.

[@noisepuppet]

I'm incredibly flattered but there description though

[@professorpenne9962]

YTP is still alive and well

[@TNastyD]

I didn't mean dead as in they are over I guess I should say reborn under a new "format". You don't see a lot of traditional ytp anymore and anything close I labeled as an edit now. The poopscape just seems to be making a shift from what I see. Dead as we knew it but very much alive.

[@TNastyD]

@@noisepuppet a living God of poop probably sounds like a bad title to the outside world but for us true believers, it's a lot like Norse mythology. Many God's who all contributed to creating this world around us alone we call KZbin poop. For you gave us the TooT and the FimiF sas DaD and the poople rejoiced in the glory and the non-believers will forever be confused and ignorant to the gospel. Dalo 1:1 We still gotta write the first testament of poop so I can write my book for the new testament.

[@Rebmetpes4]

Breakfast!

[@antonsavosin75]

Emmer McViolence

[@bachaddict]

I want to taste AP's tasty saus

[@RetroKingOG]

So is mine coming soon lol Funny news though

[@sillygoose635]

dude, stop asking

[@noisepuppet]

It's ok, I think I can crank a quick one out for your murderous scientist, but don't tell anyone

[@RetroKingOG]

@@noisepuppet knew you watched that lol Thnx buddy in return i have 200 subs waiting for you.

[@RetroKingOG]

@@sillygoose635 and man im asking cause noisepuppet told me like 2 months ago he was working on something for me...

[@sillygoose635]

@@RetroKingOG oh, sorry man

[@music6577]

in hell

[@starbreaker9825]

I prefer video YTPs to audio-only ones...

[@sillygoose635]

cool story bro

[@professorpenne9962]

90% of what makes a good ytp is funny sentence mixing anyways so who carss

[@129140163]

I do too, but these Wavy News YTPs are good!

[@avalonjustin]

@@129140163 These are like podcasts, which people often listen to while doing other things. Great format.

[@ringerlafinger6031]

Free Hongk Hongk ❤

[@JensenStiles]

That's reporting!