we are team Le Charismeur in this house

[@greedlings]

I also need my internet access taken away. I understood bar for bar

[@adolfilyichmarx9589]

I also need my internet access taken away because I was waiting for NL's take on baby gronks sbowboating

[@Simple_City]

I just need to watch less NL. He's the ONLY REASON I know about any of the stuff he was talking about lol

[@1lukarioz]

​@@Simple_Citydudes a bigger menace to his daughter than an unlocked ipad

[@hydra5758]

I heard "The Rizzler" and my brain immediately glazed over the rest of the short.

[@ToastyPouchez96]

IJBOL

[@guts992]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[@marimar1093]

You either die a rizzler or live long enough to see yourself become baby gronk

[@teqnikul]

You either die a type B chatter or live long enough to see yourself become a type A chatter

[@jojak0512]

You either die a cadaver or live long enough to see yourself become a hemomancer

[@Random_Fanguy]

Its crazy how for most content creators, being online all the time is like a mental debuff. But for NL it just makes him more powerful.

[@ChronicSkooma]

He’s The Streamer.

[@bruhvenant]

He's fully immersed in the internet mind poisoning while also being well adjusted irl with a loving family. Truly the modern Renaissance man.

[@afineegg1040]

@@ChronicSkooma THE STREAMLER

[@Garydos07]

nice Enna pfp btw

[@anarchium_wellsquest]

that's what happens when being online is additive to your life, rather than primary to it.

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

Hawk Tuah, Siphon that thang!

[@icehoof]

Vile 😂

[@user-ym8zp6ld4e]

Now instead of talk tuah it is walk tuah prison

[@mxbiro5410]

Okay grandpa time to go to bed 👴🏽

[@ItsNobleSavage]

Generation Gamma wheeling away their Gen Alpha grandfather

[@MiguelMendoza-gm5wj]

​@@ItsNobleSavage It'd have to be delta, because if we allow children to grow up and realize they were born betas, it would lead to complete societal collapse.

[@IridescentW]

​@@ItsNobleSavageThis implies that one day we'll have generation sigma.

[@HowBoutDemBoyzz]

Omg I died laughing. That was the perfect response

[@moooooomoooooo]

LE CHARISMEUUUUR

[@nouveau_nouveau]

The Rizzler might be a Bodhisattva.

[@Mad___Hatter]

NL is such a good storyteller that i understood the story without understanding the references.

[@coldestmutt]

I even understood the reference in the caption am I cooked chat

[@impishlyit9780]

Crispy

[@brancracker]

i think he sees a lot of himself in the rizzler

[@linguine1091]

the greatest announcement here was hearing that there's gonna be more grayfruit and lark binding of isaac shenanigans

[@oreganoed8913]

The Rizzler is significantly more interesting than Baby Gronk. Some guy narrated over a video that Baby Gronk was rizzed up Livy Dunne and that makes him famous? He is a nepo baby. Baby Gronk didn’t even rizz her up successfully (Thank god) because if he did we would have to call the cops. The Rizzler built his fame in a cave with a box of scraps, he deserves the praise, not Baby Gronk.

[@cloudyman04]

And that is why baby Gronk wants to fight the rizzler and siphon his fame and success.

[@fetch7312]

my dad is like 3 steps away from talking like this someone help me

[@jazzosaurus8582]

get that man set up on twitch

[@fetch7312]

​@@jazzosaurus8582would you watch a 52 year old comic colorist who probably hasnt seriously played a videogame other than animal crossing since i was born on twitch

[@maxmuller2667]

The RIZZZZZZZLER

[@Drwiggles69]

greatest possible response to that tirade of nonsense

[@TheSphinxEdits]

Hemomancer

[@SkyFlaks]

hmmmmm

[@ShayFan37]

Me yapping to my coworkers

[@SB-kz9mq]

😂😂

[@TwistedVoyage3]

Thank you Mr Anderson

[@OopsAllFrench]

MALF+NL is one of the best duos out there

[@blackjacktrial]

Strong Brennan Lee Mulligan and Zach Oyama energy. NL monologues, and then M.A.L.F says a three word punchline that undercuts the elaborate bit. Apollo is the other hyper competitive half of Brennan, which means Ryan and Apollo work well together because their wavelengths usually sync.

[@hitokeke]

“It’s kinda upsetting” at the start of this clip creates the perfect loop in a way

[@honeymoney8502]

This might be the only bald man i fully support.

[@mrbartinio]

He's the youngest old person ever

[@JobroskiSwaqqman]

Malf as the straight man works pretty well haha

[@to_tire]

Just watched your old videos. How'd a pleb like you get access to the Chris Pratt machine

[@glue-eater300]

please come back. i love you. romantically.

[@glue-eater300]

i mean come back to shorts. i have too much brainrot to watch you in any state except shortform

[@ikhidealigbeh514]

Fun fact: if you show this to anyone born before the fall of the Berlin Wall it will rizz up their coronary circulation into requiring quadruple bypass surgery, which in many ways is an absolute sigma move.

[@JMonty0100]

I was having a good day before he said all that

[@Chris-mb3zh]

MALF ohhh shit! 😂😂😂

[@AndGoatz04]

you know that problem when grandpa doesnt know how to use google? *_Lion has the OPPOSITE issue..._*

[@SW1ZZMAN]

these are not real words

[@huckthatdish]

Has no clue the Rizzler was an actual person and not just like an idea

[@richarddavis8863]

Is it weird for anyone else being 30+ but you've been online for so long that you're still pretty aware of memes/internet culture that has sadly just become the new youth culture? I've always considered myself an indie flavored Brad and all my son's friends seem to think I'm cool but none of them have dads so its a low bar

[@derpaboopderp1286]

Was he being ironic or deadass

[@zombielynx21]

That's AEW superstar The Rizzler, please.

[@Slater6977]

I am nl’s thrall ☺️😏

[@AhNoWiC]

Im like 10 years younger than ryan and basically understood none of this. I'm content not knowing.

[@pancakeboy8642]

I with malf on this one

[@marpilot]

What does any of this meannnnn 😭😭😭

[@TheNerdySportsGuy]

I hated every word that was spoken

[@oussamaokbi]

Wtf did you just say to me?

[@saint4901]

This is beyond unhinged, wtf happened to you man😭

[@LinktotheFuture-zs9km]

none of these words are in the bible

[@anonymooseanonymouse6371]

Who needs AI deepfakes when you got NL saying shit like this

[@skullha66]

Bro I thought baby gronk WAS the rizzler because they're both kids... Right? Or is one of them fucking 30 or something... I'm sooo old

[@KeDe1606]

They’re both kids. Though I think Baby Gronk is a couple years older. But also, Baby Gronk is a has-been. He’s washed. He got popular over a single semi-memable sentence like 3-4 years ago, and is now beefing with every other semi-popular kid so he can taste that high once again. I think someone needs to take my internet access away as well

[@jojak0512]

Nah baby gronk and the rizzler are 2 completely different kids

[@enderhalt]

Based

[@michaelandmoecams8020]

Hahahaha

[@IVKrusherVI]

Lmao

[@RexusprimeIX]

Alright, I'm just gonna unsub and unfollow for a moment, I need some time to think

[@jesser-e4565]

This is concerningly close to AI

[@Ares78987]

Imagine being a grown man and saying this

[@Xenomnipotent]

Baby Gronk fan spotted 👆😮‍💨

[@macsweene]

NL has some sort of passive where he just makes YT short commenters mad for no reason, it’s hilarious.

[@oreganoed8913]

@@macsweene KZbin short commenters have an allergy to brain rot, even though this place is plentiful of brain rot and sludge. I’m pretty sure skibidi toilet was birthed here.

[@mechakinggidora]

I always wonder if he's being ironic when he rips on Weebs, then turns around and vomits sentences like this...🪦