We Are TERRIBLE Dads..

[@thinknoodles]

WOOHOO!!! I WAS THE BEST DAD!!!! 🍜

[@viviisthebest]

K

[@McNaldo37]

Yes you were

[@witchywaterpup7060]

Noodle Parrot

[@_animatorchara_]

DADDY IS THAT YOU????!!??

[@smelmapits9097]

I want noodles

[@funladeoresanya2096]

This title hits different now

[@bartoszczerwinski1912]

True

[@kiyu9347]

@@bartoszczerwinski1912 soo true

[@conorrobinson2545]

ye

[@hunnybunny737]

so true

[@modihasn7911]

Yup

[@maddiecarney7577]

*I remember when they played this... nostalgia...*

[@andresm6830]

Same

[@khupno3356]

Same I loved this kind of series

[@thatawkwardguy3800]

No nostalgia

[@elishaiz6279]

Same

[@TheKing-yf7wu]

Same

[@PnPproductionsandentertainment]

Dan: i am a terrible dad Asher: *chuckles* i'm in danger

[@sweetnsournugget2609]

😂

[@tsundokuowo7133]

Dan: I’m a Dad now! A year ago: *we are terrible dads*

[@juliasepulveda1510]

yee

[@SpryGum]

I got it on my suggested videos right after I watched it.

[@snoconeex8856]

Me too

[@TopazDoesArt]

Lol

[@carolynr4403]

Tru dat

[@frozty715]

Im feeling nostalgic right now. All i need now is minecraft mod showcases with the dubstep intro. Not the press start intro. Im talking about his second one. The one he made in 2014.

[@oli5464]

MDK-Press Start

[@happyslimer3519]

Olivier09870 dodos dkdodo d do diddd jks

[@helpkirbyhasagun_2047]

Diamond dimensions anyone?

[@helpkirbyhasagun_2047]

Wait a minute Minecraft in general would be nostalgic for the channel

[@mursalhaciyev1177]

YAS A TRUE OG

[@summer5198]

I used to love watching you play this game.Thank you for being It back.

[@stuartperry3517]

LEARN TO SPELL

[@thechatkid6701]

@@stuartperry3517 jeez, calm down!

[@seoyunkang111]

Stuart Perry it’s called autocorrect dummy...

[@millythecookiez]

SAME!

[@XZ-D]

And i mean to stuart

[@berrym7776]

Me : "reads title " Also me : well now you have to be a real dad so let's hope your kid doesnt drink bleach

[@sisi_10101]

Yes but im sure his kid wont

[@berrym7776]

@@sisi_10101 it was a joke-

[@sisi_10101]

@@berrym7776 ik

[@reeserowe6785]

I can just imagine his kid drinking the bleach 🤣 or is that just me??!! 👉👈

[@InsaneMilkman]

wait you don't drink bleach This is a joke I do not drink bleach

[@bombcats9862]

I almost went to jail today.... MONOPOLY IS INTENSE

[@ssesuper1140]

Lol

[@hazelmartinez3659]

Why

[@aristitzer4141]

XD

[@SandraMartinez-nx2vt]

Sure is

[@bnoinolnolnoynonoynoonouno9648]

I just escaped I got out In a toy box

[@jazzyjazzeroni]

I think someone should make an animation on this video. Who else agrees? Edit: omg. Didn't know people would agree with my comment. Hope you all have a good rest of your day/night!

[@KashTheGamerYT]

I mean... I’m an animator and maybe I could....

[@jazzyjazzeroni]

@@KashTheGamerYT I'm not trying to force anybody. I just thought it would be interesting to see an animation of this. That's all. 🤗

[@szandranovak4809]

Imagine the odds1out coming here :) Oh yeah :D

[@ginahenne5432]

i agree with you this was funny

[@onkle4717]

No u

[@riff_raf]

“ I don’t want apples! I want batteries!” -Baby In 2019 New year, new me.

[@Clairinecherish]

🙌

[@Retrasive]

wow.

[@acatlady6274]

RebeccaAnimations new year, new food.

[@teee.y]

👏

[@maggiea1069]

Now I want car oil

[@kaythepgg3942]

"I don't want apples I want batteries" -Thinknoodles 2019

[@-Liadoestuff]

OMG LOOOL

[@Foggy-gunsmith1]

lol

[@herbertandspirit235]

Deep ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿😂

[@herbertandspirit235]

@@-Liadoestuff uhhh.. LOOOL means laugh out out out loud btw that sounds weird

[@sisi_10101]

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

[@alr]

No Dan you are Awesome :D

[@mega_slam]

Yeah Dan's the best

[@cocosfatherilivewithmygran3456]

@@mega_slam how dare you have an A in your name you are grounded

[@cerealfirend2028]

BRO STOP you still play Minecraft

[@gaynorlater-kracht461]

Why do you have a yugioh characters name

[@cerealfirend2028]

@@gaynorlater-kracht461 because he plays Minecwaft

[@ms.bobatotes3945]

Dan in 2019: **Let children Burn and drown** Dan in 2020: **a legit caring dad**

[@sharonhill7279]

No do not do that

[@andromedarivera9252]

Sharon Hill I think that’s pretty obvious....

[@jasonsenior4318]

DH

[@jasonsenior4318]

DH

[@smahmsa]

Sharon Hill Lol are you a mum?

[@CarvingGalaxy]

1:09 JUSTIN: oh, I thought that pooping noise was dan DAN: laughs uncomfortabley 10 SECONDS LATER DAN FEEDING JUSTIN TO THE PARROT

[@oceanstarch]

Hahah- wait what

[@wildfires4977]

CarvingGalaxy LOOOL

[@mayo4ketchup308]

Nom nom

[@nikkischeer]

Dan just talkin Thinknoodles comes by and yeets himself

[@Kaijufan360]

Who's your Daddy was DanTDM and Thinknoodles,s nostalgia game.

[@ginjapie2680]

Now thinking about it... Dan is having a baby Well let's hope Jemma takes care of him and keeps Dan away

[@kawaii_fluffles1743]

It's easier in real life

[@brendaaguirre5819]

Ginjapie Well that is kinda mean to be honest Owo

[@ginjapie2680]

It's a little joke don't worry

[@moxfane8016]

Shaylee Kosier not true 😂

[@mooshucereal]

Lol

[@racheltdm]

FINALY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SERIES!!!!❤ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE...A DAY !!

[@Skelz2K]

My Dad Said If I could Get 2.5k subs before February he won't delete my channel pls help me

[@icecool73]

I am a big fan I have been going through your old videos, I have just seen the video on where you lost Peggy, I know this is not a great time but it was about two years ago the same time I lost my dog J. I know how hard it is to lose a dog. If you ever see this know the I will always watch your vids. I have always wanted to go to one of your concerts but I am a Australian and we live too far away from where you do the concerts. Remember, we will always remember Peggy and she will not be forgotten.

[@The_Black.-.Plague]

Yea... Dan LOVES his Puggy Pugs

[@ssesuper1140]

Yes

[@cooldudemadden]

I went to his tour IN AUSTRALIA :/

[@moosesecretary8639]

Same here

[@chewymustard6426]

The day he posted my best dog ever siednof poison from pool I'm crying

[@sarahrosello8206]

it is perfectly, coincidentally, this video was published 1 year before asher was born. epic.

[@takimuncher22]

This is how many times dan laughed I I I V

[@bread_xd0]

STOP DOING THOSE

[@mvviking71]

@@bread_xd0 SHUT UP

[@crippledkakyoinreoreo7112]

@@mvviking71 Honey how bout pack ur SAS and SHUT UP!!

[@michaeljames679]

229

[@Hairgelangel]

why is everyone so toxic #

[@pauu1205]

You may be a TERRIBLE dad , but ... You are the BEST KZbinr.. 💙💛

[@Skelz2K]

My Mom Said If I could Get 2.5k subs before February she won't delete my channel pls help me

[@brickbradford8241]

@@Skelz2K 😭

[@egghead4887]

True

[@heidienisperos103]

True

[@ultimategirlplays3954]

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT ;-;

[@thegreens8445]

Who's with dan since 2012? I discovered him 2012

[@someonerandom4660]

I forgot when I came but I camd when Diamond dimensions was in its 90s

[@frederickmiranda3736]

Me too

[@amazingaohyeah3276]

I came when dantdm had 6m subs

[@faze_rny9227]

Me 2014

[@mooshroom421]

I discovered him 14 July 2012

[@tockbird9929]

Dan’s child: *Chuckles. I’m in danger*

[@scarywolf0235]

You have to do more of this. I loved it when you made who’s your daddy, that is still one of my favorite things on your channel.

[@jameypeas_]

Dan: this place is.. safe. *he says whilst walking into a room with chairs everywhere upside down, the bin sideways with trash everywhere and paintings on the floor* Number One dad, Dan.

[@rehabmusa6121]

Despite the title

[@henrychristensen2379]

Ya

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_We are TERRIBLE Dads_* *Peter Griffin:* Hold my beer

[@landonhinson6294]

Friendship hahahahha

[@jakethedog8561]

Hey I've seen you on a lot watchmojo videos

[@chimri3411]

Friendship hHah lol

[@endersteve1210]

😂😂

[@marshalisaac2664]

hahahahaha

[@rommy8121]

the title: we are terrible dads.. Dan now: Literally a dad

[@Owl_TheCat]

"I don't want apples I want batteries!" -Justin 2019

[@darkninja9438]

And i want tide pods and bleach

[@iforgotdude]

I want parrot piss

[@haminationclipsbutvocoded8969]

Gracie Aitken you copped nub

[@amberslingo5614]

*i don’t want apples I want batteries* My reaction though

[@Owl_TheCat]

Yeah pretty much

[@infinitenebula2395]

Dad: What type of fruit do you want to eat? Baby: *Batteries*

[@0rlandostraphous3]

Yea boy any one 2019/2020

[@yaoinate]

Mocha chan that’s part of the joke-

[@adrianbataican]

@Mocha chan r/woooosh

[@SMcG-tc8os]

yummahh

[@S_R_S08]

@Mocha chan it's part of da joke dummy

[@hello-rn8xp]

Life is a pencil Dan is a highlighter Life draws the world Dan makes it brighter thank you can for everything you showed me many games that gave me friend i never knew Minecraft until I started to watch you and you bring a smile to my face every day especially on the most hardest days

[@danielnaylor7632]

Love the comment da cupcakedonkey

[@marcuslegs]

Daniel Naylor He copied and pasted it

[@jeymsianna7969]

U copied this from popularmmos!

[@listless4204]

wait what life draws itself ????

[@joeybutbaldy]

But I thought it was Pat is a pen Jen is a highlighter Pat drew his world Jen made it brighter From popularmmos Also life just doesn't fit

[@hangeseyepatch9020]

yAh

[@sharonatkinson9197]

Yeah

[@Kawber]

I missed this game

[@gastersans3600]

Same

[@chimri3411]

Kawber same

[@xeero1302]

This brings back memories :, )

[@blyegregory6759]

SAME it’s an awesome game 👍

[@uneditedpotato6878]

Yeah I love the game

[@cynthia7564]

James: no one goes out the front door. James: uh where is your brother? Dan: he he he... Justin: I do not know but that laugh means trouble!

[@nicholascalore9556]

When is that?

[@Akira-hx5uu]

When did dan say “he he he...”?

[@davidperalesescalante2548]

@@nicholascalore9556 you can just watch the whole video

[@pumpkin9514]

How did you die Kevin? *i ate 3 loads of parrot poop*

[@eggofthecentury8544]

XD

[@fifitoad4866]

Rip Kevin

[@thomaswatton9253]

Dudum tsssssssssss

[@sorad9932]

Oh, no

[@LiamFoy-df6fw]

Now that it's 2024 i can finally say that the blue hair dan was last seen in this video and has been gone for 4 years

[@mythdominus]

You 3 should make a joint channel

[@ursunshine7613]

Saviour_G I agree

[@supersanicspeed2919]

DanTDM Thinknoodles and Thxcya. Hmmmmmm next is jemma

[@alexanderyasiralfaro9746]

I agree

[@anthropologymadesimple6463]

I agree entirely

[@samtibbitts]

JEMMA!!

[@sk11py34]

Chase Martin i know right

[@jakesouthern4050]

That is there squad

[@msmace3998]

YES!!! Finally another who’s your daddy video!!!

[@seggs4024]

*iM uR dAdDy*

[@abiecarrizales2700]

@@seggs4024 Nooooooo p.s. lol I hope you get it

[@Pedro764]

I love these!!!!

[@yuvrajyadavyadav1300]

Wusup

[@keaganfox8326]

I know right

[@SUNF4LL]

Dan: we are terrible dads Asher: **visible confusion**

[@LolLol-eq2cp]

Who was here when Dan made his Minecraft vampire vid

[@britishperson1738]

Me.

[@saterthezombie.9574]

Me

[@ji2b]

Me

[@xakbaynes2645]

Lol Lol 😂 me

[@theabcmonster613]

Me

[@brehore]

Me: *rewatches video being aware that dan is gonna be a dad.* Also Me: Oh no

[@bee_knowsthings748]

Exactly. XD (But honestly , he's going to be a great dad)

[@limitedquantitysufiyyahexp4905]

Me: thinks brehore is crazy Brehore:Me: rewatches video being aware that dan is going to be a dad. Also Me:Oh no

[@Pixelbabe88]

Hi losr

[@Pixelbabe88]

Hi

[@codenayr7894]

And now he is one

[@sirbertyt]

Babies in 2019 “NO NO NO NO NO I DONT WANT APPLES I WANT BATTERIES”

[@Mythrical]

LOL THATS FOR THE GAME NOT YOU

[@Branano13]

You would have to have stomach full of 🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋

[@sirbertyt]

By the way here the time is 4:25

[@chrisblackwell1178]

Richie Sherman THEY ARE EOBOTS NOW THE APPLES KILL AND BATTERIES PEER THEM genius

[@anothermiller9146]

this is also babies in 2020 NO NO NO NO NO I WANT PARROT POOP dad: BUT THATS NOT HEATHY FOR YOU BABY: WELL THE PARROT EATS HEATHY AND HE GIVES IT TOO ME ME: OHHHHHHHH YOU GOT BURNED DAD DAD: OH UM OK what poor baby

[@xsapphiresophiex4037]

Dan 2019: I am a terrible dad Dan 2020: I'm a dad now! Asher: 0-0 Also Asher: oH GoD-

[@aliciasmith2956]

Only people who are OG fans would know this series OG means Original so that means people who have watched him really long ago to today!

[@cookiesvidstheskeleton5258]

Yeah! Only the oldest fans would remember The Diamond Dimensions

[@jacen8281]

i remember the old series

[@CaptainFoxy167]

Yes.. I think we all know what OG means..

[@HelminatorTV]

Been here since 2013!

[@4everlilo]

CookiesVids :P YESS .

[@damianzain8808]

Does anybody remember moretdm the dantdm's other channel dantdm if you're reading this can you please make more

[@ian_dawn]

i DO I TRY TO REMEMBER HIM AND I WANT TOMODACHI LIFE

[@damianzain8808]

@@ian_dawn what do you mean

[@ian_dawn]

i WANT HIM TO DO MORETDM AND i want him to play more tomodachi life

[@slyglow]

Wasn’t his channel about pokimone

[@minhtran6932]

Yepp

[@darthmilhousevanhouton957]

WHOS YOUR DADDYS BACK!featuring dantdm thinknoodles and thnxcya.

[@Skelz2K]

My Mom Said If I could Get 2.5k subs before February she won't delete my channel pls help me

[@ninjacharliet9163]

TSM TheSaltyCreeper lying i think

[@alfieturner7716]

yeah right

[@sanj2408]

@@Skelz2K "Hello there" Do u no da wei? Coincidence I THINK NOT! TSM TheSaltyCreeper "Yes papa" telling lies? "No papa" yes u ar

[@genuinelynina]

Dan: why are we walking so slow!? Justin: OH cos he STABBED US James: HAHA LOL Me: this is normal

[@megangardner4264]

Ou are AWSOME and its also it's so good to see who's your daddy again

[@lovenature5006]

How knew Dan since 2014? I know I did :D

[@cookiesvidstheskeleton5258]

I've been here since 2013

[@anxietyattack1413]

Since 2012

[@lhoulusung2092]

Here since 1999

[@beingrandomonyoutube1374]

@@lhoulusung2092 here since 1525

[@emerson3637]

Shaheen Shaheen 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[@entdoesstuff]

Congratulations in a funny voice Dantdm - 2019

[@24ultraflowey17]

Best voice in ever

[@entdoesstuff]

@BattleshipFan45 Evan E-K I Know, :P

[@entdoesstuff]

@@24ultraflowey17 IKR

[@b4siL_1]

5:44 The monkey distroyed the table and the lamp

[@dhevxgaming5100]

Who knew that this person would be a dad today

[@limitedquantitysufiyyahexp4905]

Me

[@Sol-xy2ri]

I did

[@Sol-xy2ri]

And I'm so

[@Sol-xy2ri]

So

[@Sol-xy2ri]

So

[@apersonwhocan8291]

2018: DANTDM: good thing I’ll never have kids 2019: DANTDM: life is just keep changing for me

[@rubberduckygaming5972]

2020:haves a kid

[@pratibharawat2006]

*has a kid

[@yourinternetparent6708]

TRUE!!!

[@thewannabedog5091]

*2020

[@emsasianfilipinostore4529]

This is why you can't have kids You ate batteries

[@ghostmagneta5667]

but you are a kid

[@emilebertucci5676]

OMG lol XD

[@sebastianmichaelis1001]

ㅣㅑㅅㅅㄷㄱ미ㅛ 뭉 ㅡㄷㅅ메ㅙ걏미ㅣㅛ

[@RedBanana_]

Yeet Boi but... he will have a son by next January

[@sw33thd64]

Well hes gonna have a kid 2020

[@corbyntheking9707]

Justin: the fire baby, because he set himself on fire twice now Dan: the everything baby, because he kills himself with everything. James: the newbie, because he is new to da game

[@devilmc8941]

Kid:I’m hungry can I have a snack? Dad:sure you can have an apple. Kid:I think I’ll have some batteries

[@wildfires4977]

Yea lol

[@alexzimmer1339]

Lol 😂 👍 nice that's FUNNY

[@wildfires4977]

Jennifer Zimmer IKR

[@daivadaivute2257]

YOU MEAN BABY

[@careyptog]

Rip plays violin

[@alexninja1012]

"The Room of Great Achievement" is full of poop. Inspiring.

[@xxakamixxgamingharbiston9034]

Jonathan 181 lolololololololololololololololol

[@coffeecake0726]

Lolololololololololo

[@darkninja9438]

Very

[@friar1944]

ya it is i have a room of fatness all thats in there r mirrors and pics of me lol

[@sebastianmichaelis1001]

@@friar1944 뭉 내 ㅗㅁㅍㄷ ㅑ

[@zyrandomness197]

*Thnx* for the vid *cya* *Think* who is the best parent is it *noodles* *Dan* this is my favourite channel, whoever reads this join team *TDM* I'm bored don't ask

[@MrLee64]

Creative

[@damukit2618]

?

[@giantslayer9335]

Nice

[@kiwiuwux3889]

Oooo that's cool! And creative.

[@catherinevo6060]

IzzyOf Randomness xD

[@TakaTheTherian]

Thank you Dan you make everything better! I just got rejected today and I’m feeling better after watching some of your vids! Again thank you!

[@shelbysims682]

Yay I love you playing who's your daddy

[@AHumanGiraffe]

Oh no, its the trio of dads. HIDE YOUR BABYS AND RUUUUUN

[@onyxgaming5639]

Babies*

[@leahzfqrd]

Frienderman 16 😂😂

[@LellyWel1]

XDDDD

[@jewelianperez5491]

Who else is super happy that they are playing Who's Your Daddy, after about 2 years?

[@_animatorchara_]

ME I MISSED IT ;D

[@KCTheTacoMan]

Jewelian Perez but one year because of minecraft who’s your daddy eith thinknoodles

[@stickmanhype9187]

MEEEEE

[@Techyboi7]

I sure do

[@roberbob]

I’ve waited so long YEEEEESSSS

[@nevaehlindsay9715]

Someone PLEASE turn this into an animation it would be the best thing ever

[@hazzesanimations8212]

Ikrr

[@beingrandomonyoutube1374]

Good job dan! For being a long time fan, I remember when you had only about 1,000,000 subscribers, and I am truly proud of what you have come to.

[@kaseymacey7892]

I WAS WAITING SO FLIPPING LONG FOR THIS!!!!!!

[@User-cj6rn]

Dan in January 2019: Im a terrible dad. Dan in January 2020: I'm a real dad!

[@mathewmathew9197]

Jake Last December. 2019. Anyone?

[@buffalosports1629]

Wow it’s December 30th 2019

[@carloburton6626]

Buffalo Sports a day later, coronavirus identified

[@buffalosports1629]

Yup

[@Diabeto73]

This hits different in 2024

[@RGBplays]

I feel old now since I used to watch Dan do this a while ago.

[@rehabmusa6121]

Same

[@Rubychicken121]

I fell the same way

[@thaniarubio19]

Julia Anderson feel*

[@revolutionofficial7880]

Did you know Dan is *father* of... 2 dogs (formerly 3😢)

[@ky1xh584]

Yesss 😭😭

[@cykalasagna6865]

Juker YT rip peggy

[@Hero.S]

Yeah i know

[@crystalsevilla6539]

How did Peggy die?

[@kurimuzon808]

@@crystalsevilla6539 watch his video

[@abby_argue8]

I just realized that the way the dad holds the baby when he picks him up is the way you would hold a baby if you were doing CPR on him!! 😂😂 Poor Dad is trying to bring the poop back up to save his son!

[@IFxjiI]

Oh thought that was chocklet

[@HelminatorTV]

Just watched you in wreck it ralph

[@romanomen9918]

Nobody Cares, Srry for being honest.

[@anannoyance1037]

@@romanomen9918 actual... I care .-.

[@mattie_2087]

MechanicalEyeBall we do care the only person that doesn’t care is

[@mattie_2087]

MechanicalEyeBall you.

[@mattie_2087]

I’m can’t see Dan in the Australian version

[@sansp6068]

Dans kinda silent in this vid

[@SansDiamond]

He Is Kinda Shy When He Is Playing With Other People

[@millyfit1582]

He can’t say much as the baby bc the dad will know where he is/what he was doing.

[@itsmahfuzah7522]

Yeah

[@TheHavocShowAnimations]

I love who’s your daddy one of my favorite games

[@imaghostzei]

me too

[@tracyblanchard3554]

Ruby Diamond youtube Plays w

[@nx1h3]

Dan: Detached from u 5 metres 2020: SoCiAl dIaTaNcInG

[@sakaerus611]

Congrats, Justin. This was amazing to bring who's you're daddy back!

[@mushinknott1305]

Justin?

[@saturday9032]

@@mushinknott1305 Joe?

[@Ommaster3]

@@mushinknott1305that is thinknoodles’ name

[@rowanmaguire7890]

I used to love it when you'd do videos with Justin and the other guy, any one else remember the dead prison minecraft let's play from many many years back

[@xfcrum7155]

I remember too

[@ex0334]

me

[@rowanmaguire7890]

@I am a Chicken that's the guyz

[@rowanmaguire7890]

@Crafty xz dam that was the best series ever

[@xsqueevztaxvlogs7712]

omg yus

[@str.1988]

The LEGENDARY TRIO is back bois!! 😁😁❤

[@_animatorchara_]

Its very very rare its in fact legendary

[@kai_808.]

It's (duo) not trio

[@matthew_burkhart]

Duo is two and trio is three so Shiokarai is right

[@milliehealey3164]

Bring who's your daddy back this year,its been years since you played it,if you bring it back,I will be happy

[@rhen5835]

DanTDM The Baby:As soon as i can Thinknoodles the dad:Will you leave me son? DanTDM the baby:No Are you CrAzY?! Thinknoodles the dad:Will you be the best son of the world? DanTDM the baby:Yes every chance i get! Thinknoodles the dad:Will you punch me son? DanTDM the baby:NeVeR! Thinknoodles the dad:Can you eat VaGeTaBlEs? DanTDM the baby:Okay! :D [Warning this is not allowed to be copied!] Now read it backwards!

[@thegodofmischiefandlies7623]

Rhenmar Villena haha!! That's Brilliant ! 😆

[@BigMan-py9oe]

Yes

[@sakaerus611]

=3 Wow, funny

[@jaxim3987]

I copied it DanTDM The Baby:As soon as i can Thinknoodles the dad:Will you leave me son? DanTDM the baby:No Are you CrAzY?! Thinknoodles the dad:Will you be the best son of the world? DanTDM the baby:Yes every chance i get! Thinknoodles the dad:Will you punch me son? DanTDM the baby:NeVeR! Thinknoodles the dad:Can you eat VaGeTaBlEs? DanTDM the baby:Okay! :D Now tell me wut it means now pls

[@jaxim3987]

@DDprincess lel i just said that to know wut it means

[@cerysxox]

Please do more of this

[@ally6916]

I’m getting major Déjà vu’s who else?!

[@d1scovermybody]

Surprisingly, Yeah, me too

[@heidienisperos103]

Me

[@BillyMcCown]

The baby's Christmas gift is death R.I.P.

[@endoblade1079]

James: the front door remanis closeed Dan: ha ha ha ha ha

[@KyleDomingoVA]

Wait your name is... KEVIN? SOMEBODY CALLED YOU KEVIN!?

[@ratiomaster8062]

Bro we are watching in 2019 😝😝

[@caprisuncatcaller6994]

the game named him kevin

[@downhourproductions1399]

Dan is Kevin and Justin is micheal and I think James is dashiell

[@ttvdefaultlife1941]

kevin

[@maurotaffijn6147]

Dantdm is daniel

[@derpydipper]

Almost 21 mil subs guyss! We can do this! 💙💎💎

[@Skelz2K]

My Dad Said If I could Get 2.5k subs before February he won't delete my channel pls help me

[@dr.light64-]

Ye

[@KrackerStein]

@@Skelz2K Ill help you

[@cookiesvidstheskeleton5258]

@@Skelz2K oki

[@cookiesvidstheskeleton5258]

@@Skelz2K even tho I hate fortnite, I'm not gonna let you suffer

[@bryansbookcorner5437]

Yep

[@fatimabhayat7593]

Wait a minute.....Are you playing who's your daddy?WHAT THE BRICK!I thought you stopped playing it Dan!Love ya!😉

[@fatimabhayat7593]

I never got to watch the video so I guessed lol

[@peridot9235]

You know spaces are mandatory for each sentence. Not trying to be rude but.. ya know.

[@pyc147]

Fatima Bhayat why are you commenting on someone who lost their dogs comment?

[@youraverageperson3760]

I know!!!!

[@robloxboi3108]

“So I’m downstairs eating poop right now” -dan 2019

[@migran6346]

l0l

[@amberslingo5614]

|0|

[@Void_Echoes]

Roblox Boi Totally normal thing to do

[@careyptog]

Roblox Boi lol

[@careyptog]

ShadowDragonGamer 476 yup

[@caedmonmoore7361]

Ok, pretend you are Going home. Are you Sad? It's beautiful where You live. Just a little lonely and boring. The best thing to do, and the way to make friends is money. Basically, you might be feeling sad. Are you? Ok, now read the third word of every line.

[@lowqualitywaffle8765]

Same for you!!! Tysm 😘😘

[@kaylinmarie9768]

Same to you

[@_animatorchara_]

I have UNDERTALE I DONT NEED FRIENDS EXCEPT FOR KZbin

[@oreo3485]

Took me a while to figure it out XD

[@KCTheTacoMan]

Smart

[@-peachy-tea-games-8465]

Well done Justin for hitting 1 mil 💝

[@jalapemo3850]

Yes! I love this series! Keep it up Dan! Your videos are AMAZING!!!

[@ShadowDragon258]

"I thought the pooping noise was Dan." 😂

[@jolteonsarecooltoo]

Oh yeah.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😓💦

[@sspxced7100]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rhondahoskins3573]

funny right? hahahahahaha!!!

[@cityofpurdy49]

Lol

[@rivviegobrr714]

Ikr

[@maddiecarney7577]

_who’s_ *your* *_DADDY_*

[@lovelypeachescoochiebugs]

Tivo

[@annamolarin5913]

Maddie Carney idk

[@raidersrevenge9428]

Me 🙃

[@kinetic__]

My brother

[@maksimovich09]

Senpai is.

[@T0ronkoo]

I can’t be the only one surprised that this video came out 4 years ago already

[@memelitorthegreat8149]

3:38 this is purple guy childhood story

[@WitheredFreddo]

Oh mah gad it's back!

[@pacifisttemmie4647]

Its about time

[@nunovurbizniz9648]

Yyyyyeeeeesssss!!!

[@lazarbeamfakebutfan509]

Your so exited you cant spell

[@IdontknowV]

You should have your own 2018 Dantdm Rewind

[@user-bh1mi3qc4p]

it's 2019 not 2018

[@crafter1o2o]

Lets do it

[@urmum8520]

He did

[@fortnitetroller1132]

Dan wind

[@ryukrants7975]

Dumbass

[@levimendisco7640]

Me before dan had his kid: *laughing so hard that im crying* Me now that dan has a kid: ``Dont. Kill. Asher.``