we became rappers ft. bbno$

[@bbnomoney]

lmaooooooo shit was so funn to make

[@soomu5809]

i was so surprised when i saw my favorite artist and youtube channel were collabing. this video made my day 🤩

[@DiscManDonovon]

Good shit, turned the boys into men.

[@isaacnishimura8044]

😱 it’s baby no dollar sign

[@mosesj2008]

Yea it was😎

[@thedjcupcake1]

fuego (:

[@danielburgess7101]

“A real man is eating some shit” -Moses, Bible

[@TalkierSnail016]

N-no… I don’t think he said that…

[@jdhfSD63gH]

@@TalkierSnail016 yes he did

[@saturnmedia1]

@@TalkierSnail016 He most definitely said that.

[@dennis_duran]

Sir Dickyosis of Nordingcock’s return almost gave me a stroke.

[@lido1729]

SAME LMAOO

[@cyto289]

HELLLLL YEAAAAAAAAAH

[@remyfate3005]

I want him to be a running gag

[@puhhhhh]

My reaction was physical

[@snori5931]

LMFAOO SAME

[@holdhandswithfriends]

that kiss was a lil TOO realistic my boy jakob pulled matt in by the WAIST

[@jeffvevo2155]

if u good with the homie bruh, everything feel natural, u feel me dawg

[@holdhandswithfriends]

@@jeffvevo2155 i feel u

[@jarjarjacobs]

security guy simultaneously has the most intimidating and welcoming energy i've ever seen

[@DetectiveRei]

lmao

[@DEOLOVER05]

Its sir dikkiosis

[@BogOwl]

Sir Dickiousis, my lord

[@edbeded]

Honestly that’s perfectly said

[@beeeennnnnnn]

IM SAYING

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel]

offcanny is just various editors interacting with other editors

[@kotarodesu_23]

You're outta pocket with this lmaooo

[@smellylorenny]

Editors uprising becoming content creators in their own right it’s quite the spectacle. It’s like seeing all the genius comedic timing transformed into real life skit content. It’s perfection.

[@Whitename]

I wonder how that security guard feels about the current socio-economic climate in america

[@_inuitlatino5197]

Me too

[@aaronsabri5170]

I wonder what his stance about hamburgers and cheeseburgers with fries is

[@ylondes9927]

Wonder how he feels about actors from craigslist

[@viperz_slays7278]

This really speaks on the current socioeconomic climate of America

[@shadowofreality4211]

He thinks hamburgers an cheeseburgers work well with fries

[@repayablesole3431]

are we not gonna talk about how the song they made as a joke was actually a bop?

[@owencrawford8632]

Was looking for this

[@thisweirdguy1413]

It’s probably cuz they had bbno$ and Matt Watson to help them with it and even had Matt rapping with Jakob and he’s already fuckin great.

[@dennis_duran]

Sir Dickyosis of Nordingcock is the security guard’s ancient ancestor

[@wagonballz5669]

my dad said that you smell funny

[@yannik3664]

Why did u comment that 2 times

[@svmoki]

@@yannik3664 he didnt

[@Superstar_4hire]

@@svmoki he did comment twice tho both comments getting 1k+ likes

[@Superstar_4hire]

@@securelilyjt6057 but his comments are both different

[@MacDoodle16]

Why does Jakob keep ending up in situations where he's wearing an electric collar

[@involith]

love that he continued wearing the collar around his thigh into the fashion portion. its an accessory

[@hearingmorethan1517]

His kink

[@mazZyzz]

i can't believe sir dickiosus from nordingcock's hood sector is back

[@semen_gaming9203]

Does he have a channel?

[@JesterrMinded]

hire the security gaurd as one of the cast members. him reacting to what you guys are doing was HILARIOUS

[@eric6cho]

Sir Dickyosis of Nordingcock is the true main character of offcanny

[@donsanchodelapanza]

Took 16 episodes of prologue to get to his legendary debut

[@NotSoEntertaining]

@@donsanchodelapanza not his first appearance

[@donsanchodelapanza]

@@NotSoEntertaining oh I thought the knights vid was the first one?

[@amided3816]

@@donsanchodelapanza i think it is, he is referring to that.

[@donsanchodelapanza]

@@amided3816 right so 16 eps of prologue then lol

[@OutbaKkLitwick]

Moses is so naturally hilarious and I love seeing him again.

[@dennis_duran]

Jakob’s fourth wall breaking camera stares have become a trademark of Offcanny

[@tommyrandall3489]

jim face

[@prolapse4208]

Damn dog you really made it a goal of your day go get as many comments in as you could. That's so cool man

[@titlewave489]

jim*

[@basedlander6229]

In this episode, Jakob and Matt spend 10 minutes being insulted by two outtake characters from Portlandia

[@elibecker5071]

I'm trying to find out the timeline of when these videos were all filmed by the length of Jakob's hair...

[@konger6069]

i think they said the date in the wrestling video. (it wont help)

[@staypuft7181]

👀

[@CEDEREL]

matt posted his fit from this video on twitter a while ago, if that helps

[@autumndth]

These poor designers having to hear “my dad killed my mom in 2006”

[@chan-nn9zi]

OFFCANNY will blow up if we keep these bangers coming consistently

[@DetectiveRei]

Definitely

[@CarterDarter]

Did you even watch the outro? The weekly upload is stopping for a bit

[@yballaw2714]

@@CarterDarter for real. no one watched it i guess

[@happyrouge]

We?

[@notluke9059]

Offcanny will blow up if they collab with one of the dream smp member. And also they will be cancelled immediately

[@irfani7799]

Sir Dickyosis of Nordingcock deserved the grammy for all his performance

[@Adamrobles76]

Seeing Moses was like a fucking jump scare

[@NewyAlien]

I'm glad he might be a recurring character in this

[@mrmadmax420]

@@NewyAlien thats exactly what i was going to say

[@CanuckyFriedYT]

I've been commenting for years about Matt's unshampoo'd hair. Glad somebody could tell him to his face, they usually just ban us.

[@PauseUnpause]

All of these constant uploads have been amazing. Love all the work you all have been putting into it!

[@frog985-2]

love you too, baby 😘

[@elliotlehrer2132]

Didn't expect to get thrown back into 2014 in the comment section of an offcanny video

[@c-eproductions3963]

Scrolling through comments and casually find Mindcrack history.

[@_inuitlatino5197]

Fr

[@rezrat]

PAUSE

[@StellarMaki]

Fr tho their voices rapping is so hard, the mixing on jakob's voice is immaculate

[@RedSquirrelRage]

Them trying to style Jakob's hair was a hate crime.

[@brin6527]

every time they touched his hair i cringed out of my skin

[@Dan-Simms]

@@brin6527 yeah I was thinking like omfg just don't touch it...you obviously don't even know where to start lol.

[@ineed2beabetter326]

Watching them tease his hair made me truly illl....just thinking of all the detangling afterwards....

[@KKNOWSYOU]

@@ineed2beabetter326 right??? He even said Himself “ I feel I’m in a zoo”

[@ballisticbee6001]

Jakob felt uncomfortable. And they felt uncomfortable. You could tell by the looks they were like “how tf are we supposed to do this?”

[@neen4456]

i saw bbno$ at a show in NY and now he's in the same room with sir dickyosus of nordingcock. by the transitive property, i have now been in the same room as sir dickyosus of nordingcock. this is the peak of my life

[@deeeshon6852]

Wtf is happening with all these uploads I love it

[@chiefgarvey11]

FR we eatin good

[@WaltJr999]

Love seeing that Matt’s brittle bones are still strong enough to goof around!

[@finngideonse5308]

The security guard looks like he thinks burgers goes well with fries

[@isaac-yw1ei]

What do you think of the current socioeconomic state of America?

[@brooxeyyy]

Simple, but very effective.

[@rockyxbautista]

That lady in the hoodie was definitely flirting with Jakob, and that blonde guy was definitely flirting with Matt.

[@chd22]

I love how they brought back Sir Dickiosis as a security guard lmao

[@privacyplease5164]

what episode is that from

[@BigBoi50000]

@@privacyplease5164 "We Became Knights"

[@Zefinelol]

Honestly just hearing your speech in the credits at the end feels so genuine and nice! Good vibes, no hard feelings!

[@dennis_duran]

I still can’t tell if Jakob’s dad shot and killed his mom in 2006

[@imjeongin9911]

he called her in the we got girlfriends video. i also was unsure

[@SauruSenpai]

@@imjeongin9911 the stepmon was on the phone

[@dennis_duran]

@@imjeongin9911 He also mentions his “mom’s car” in the “we bought a car” video.

[@BlindYT]

he did

[@gusland1235]

@@imjeongin9911 but we don't know if that's a step mom or biological mom that hypothetically got shot in 2006

[@jeneral2234]

“he took the whole outfit off in like two minutes” yeah jakob, that’s how people take off their clothes.

[@Mythikal13]

Matt lies on the line between master improviser and impulsive liar

[@JayBirdCarroll]

SO happy to hear that update from Jakob at the end, I'm glad he's loving to make this stuff as much as we love watching

[@elivela3115]

He’s back, they really brought him bavk

[@samroth9029]

jakob you don’t even need to worry abt weekly uploads, your content is straight up some of the best work i’ve ever seen, i get stupid excited for every new upload so go at your own pace and make what you want :)

[@loganwalton7747]

I’m so happy for you Jakob, reading about your struggles legit made me emotional and I’m just incredibly happy you are having fun making Offcanny. I’ve been here since the beginning and you’re the only channel I’ve ever bought merch from. I’m very proud to be a canny-head and can’t wait to see what else you make!

[@mzz8088]

Where u read dat at

[@r0kavii]

@@mzz8088 offcanny patreon

[@AHD-hl8ey]

@@mzz8088 or reddit

[@AHD-hl8ey]

@@mzz8088 well I'd start with the Offcanny subreddit

[@V8_Diva]

@@mzz8088 i think it's like the top post on the offcanny subreddit

[@ayobrownie]

Sir Dickyosis of Nordingcock’s return was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@eddsfan]

I actually can’t tell if Jakob’s dad shot and killed his mother in 2006 or not

[@NinjaKhaos74]

same lmao

[@yodez685]

I think it’s just a joke cause he said he called his mom during the dating episode

[@stupidsnek]

Yeah wtf

[@mekedestegegn9676]

@@yodez685 maybe he was adopted by new parents?

[@zZBluewalrusZz]

This channel is going places. Consistently hilarious content regularly now. Keep up the good work!

[@sstupidfrog6368]

It’s the origin story to the fire heat they dropped yesterday🔥🔥🔥

[@RamnaViaz]

Sir Dickyosis is hands down the best character of the offcannyverse

[@defectivepikachu4582]

i love how moses only job is to insult them

[@ryanstender8316]

Offcanny, please hire Sir Dickyosis of Nordingcock as a permanent employee

[@MrStatistx]

Going with the theme of finding stuff Jakob can't do and the guest is better at...this episode: Putting on clothes

[@amided3816]

They nailed it on that one

[@SomeRenegade]

Bro BBNO$ belongs here. He fits I too well.

[@Zultzify]

this consistency is giving me trust issues

[@StuffyMc]

I'm so glad to hear that you're having a good time making videos, every single one is fantastic. Even if you were to do stuff alone, or with dogshit editing, I'd still watch cause I'm here for you specifically.

[@mathiastalbot7076]

Matt's drip at the end in Incomparable to anything else

[@kaia6187]

How do all these people know each other. I know Jakob, Matt, and bbno$ from 3 separate things and stan them all. This is perfection in a video

[@DivineMind222]

Love this Jakob, keep doing what you're doing. Don't burn yourself out tho.

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

fr, you can never tell with him he literally laughs everything off

[@colourmesean]

Jakob looks like he's part of the Migos, and Matt looks like he's MGK

[@kidmarcus_]

I didn't know OFFCANNY was just Jakob

[@puddlebarf]

Its not tho? You literally see two of the editors and filmers in the video

[@christopherbrice5473]

@@puddlebarf Jakob is the only cast member, he means.

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel]

@@puddlebarf i dont know if trevor is actually officially part of offcanny or not. judging by patreon it seems like hes just a guest, who occasionally helps jakob with filming.

[@redringrico999]

genuinely happy he's having more fun with these vids and stuff bc they have been such a pleasure to watch, you can really tell vs the older stuff

[@w-hellhaus]

Honestly having a bit of a break before getting back to the weekly episodes really makes this channel feel all the more special. I'm down for the seasonal structure cause everything has been of such high quality so far

[@thevoidanswerswithjazz2215]

It is! It's Sir Dickiosus of Nordencock! 🙌🙌🙌

[@arkesh110]

Judging by the caliber of these colabs, up next will be “We became swimmers- ft. Michael Phelps

[@bpet7138]

Excited to see what's coming in Phase 2 of the Sir Dickyosis Cinematic Universe!

[@itscfam]

love how they made such a big deal about Jakob's hair and then in the music video he cut it short

[@Dacthew]

Sir Dickyosis better be a continuous returning character

[@NerkAtWork]

I'm glad that Sir Dickiosus made it into this vid aswell.

[@frohan007]

This channel needs to blow up man

[@Prodby.TheEgo]

I’ve been waiting for this one!! Need to drop that song on Spotify!

[@liquidchris4147]

Im glad Sir Dickyosis of Nordingcock returns, hopefully he becomes a reoccurring character in some future skits

[@matthewalvarojr.2634]

Moses is the best character in offcanny

[@coshyp1316]

You deserve more attention like frl frl. Idk how you guys didn’t blow up. KZbin needs to fix the algorithm

[@alessandropalazzolo920]

Dickyosis finally makes another cannon appearance. LETS GOOOOOO

[@Indiana1337]

I'm so happy to see Sir Dickyosis of Nordingcock again.

[@apollo44c]

A day offcanny uploads is always a good day

[@gruntocranberry1322]

the first second uses the eric andre "YEEEESSS" scream, awesome

[@TetsuoIVIX]

Matt really cosplayed Doflamingo from One Piece lmao

[@toonziy1018]

Between the Sir Dickiosus of Nordincock, Matt Watson, and the Heahea city jams, this is a very epico episode

[@itiddles4419]

the return of Sir Dickyosis of Nordingcock made me tremble where i stood

[@ronnieruble7298]

Genuinely glad Jakob is having a great time and enjoying what he's doing.

[@MattBolman]

the return of "moses" is legendary, dude is so fuckin funny

[@jrbarbosa8342]

I need these 2 f****ts back making content ASAP!!!. the world is a better place when they're on their shit

[@KamilHenri]

You know there's some true starpower on screen when Trevor is behind the camera

[@mylesstephens3607]

They brought back the guy from the knight video !!

[@toastedbleucheese]

clicked so fast for this one holy shit

[@_inuitlatino5197]

Fr

[@chance9090elk]

Dude fucking same

[@MusicGeek37]

these are fantastic, and having been a fan of all these creators for years its wild seeing how well they flow off each other and its a dream I had forgotten about come true.

[@DLFischer]

Please have Ryan in a video, he’s great too

[@Gooboo_]

that is definitely gonna happen now, your comment got hearted

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel]

👀

[@XxXproobenXxX]

Sir Dickyosis of NordingCock’s character development is the best

[@mosesj2008]

🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@LOGAN-bf6xu]

This channel is so underrated

[@Pablud3S]

the dude is craiglist gold bruh

[@imalmostbatman]

Jakob, you’ve been working your ass off to create these amazing videos, and you’ve been doing a hell of a good job at it. Cant wait to see what’s next, man!

[@alienfob9119]

Yuuuh lovin the content!! Most underrated channel on KZbin FR!!!

[@Dielawn69]

The security guard stole the episode lol!

[@baileymurray2908]

Why isn't this channel bigger. This is great.

[@bigz4829]

I see a lot of comments about how the constant uploads are awesome. They are. That being said Jakob, don’t worry about keeping that pace rn with releases. Do what you gotta do, and make stuff you like, because that’s what we’ll like.

[@madbotanist3605]

This is the best video I have ever seen on youtube The music video was great More music if you enjoy that please

[@robertanderson1690]

Holy shit I damn near screamed when the security guard grabbed Matt and I realised who it was, this is gonna be good

[@SimplyPomtini]

Bruh Ive wanted Matt Ratson and Y’all to collaborate for the longest time omfg

[@TheRealPots]

actually didn't expect how good Bbno$ would be. His music is awesome!

[@levy6686]

0:36 1:18 1:27 1:35 2:04 2:16 3:16 3:32 4:26 4:57 5:05 5:22 6:23 6:31 6:59 7:34 8:15

[@AndrewB23]

What's crazy is people actually pay other people to dress them like this.

[@zachorne1224]

Wait, were those stylist actually trying to dress them like that seriously, I thought it was meant to be a joke like haha look how bad those outfits are

[@emmettbattle5728]

the outfits were bad and i feel like they just didnt know what to do to their hair

[@danielflanard8274]

@@zachorne1224 The stylist profession is very lucrative. High society bullshit.

[@kittylover6932]

If Matt didn’t keep that pink jacket I’m gonna cry

[@kacman11]

merch arrived last week, shirt quality is fucking insane - if the merch drops keep up like that, my broke ass bout to get even broker

[@violet-beck]

Matts first outfit had him looking like dorian Electra