We Botched A Zoo - Planet Zoo Gameplay

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[@Madderthanjoker]

Video was basically the Virgin James vs the Chad JohnSmiff with his constant bullying

[@robertwelch2843]

when i grow up i want to be just like John Smiff

[@janesmith1840]

James definitely isn't a virgin, he bangs his sister all the time.

[@Madderthanjoker]

@@janesmith1840 oof

[@masonpellazar6543]

So do snakes belong in the long neck exhibit?

[@dexterhochstetler3727]

Technically they're all neck.

[@gggrow]

Deep

[@Doomroar]

That joke about technically being all neck killed me.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Elephants should be in there too, they have that weird long neck sticking out that has no body connected to it. Fucking creepy.

[@perinnial9695]

snakes technically have very short necks, a lot of rib cage and some tail

[@cortpet403]

“David Bowie?” “David Boa...Constrictor.” *proceeds to show a cobra.*

[@General_Pinkledink]

That shit had me dying when I saw it.

[@waterbender6427]

Crying because the Bronx zoo actually has a “long neck exhibit” (Ostriches and Guraffes together)

[@BoolyK]

Guraffe

[@bustedkeaton]

LOL thats cute

[@Yankumi909]

I love guraffes❤️

[@freequest]

🦒

[@General_Pinkledink]

The Government is Lying to you Guraffs aren't real bro. Do you believe is societies lies???

[@vgveejay]

Now we finally know what happened with Suptic's copy of We Bought a Zoo

[@nutntubear]

I saw the video's title and had some hope that I'd see Steven in the gameplay.

[@cassence]

John Holland's voice is buttery smooth, good god.

[@nargapishxps2]

I just put my dick in a blender

[@catalyst6796]

Nice

[@slothrop27]

@@nargapishxps2 it feels gooooood

[@schmurble2254]

Shred it all to piecessss...

[@vincentquijano7657]

Oh well, don't really need it

[@steelberg23]

“Can you hire the national guard to take care of the protestors?” That really got me.

[@SassyP17]

Took me forever to get that joke. 4 dead in ohio

@@SassyP17 Okay? You say that like it's a problem.

[@troybaker602]

@ damn that's pretty edgy man

[@samparr3368]

Boy oh boy. Welcome to the future this comment.

[@Chromelium]

This aged well

[@lordofthedrums93]

“Boxed ostrich” sounds like a sponsor that would advertise on Dude Soup

[@oleandersoup]

5:34 dont question an australian on snake facts

[@sebastianlodge7549]

Is she Australian? I can’t tell what her voice is.

[@nickthomson1039]

@@sebastianlodge7549 yeah she is

[@sebastianlodge7549]

Nick Thomson Wow. She has spent enough time in America I couldn’t be sure. And I’m Australian. It’s obvious now you point it out.

[@nickthomson1039]

@@sebastianlodge7549 Yeah nah, it can be pretty hard to tell sometimes.

[@MrHagan01989]

Planet Zoo enthusiast here, checking in. Not outraged, this is exactly what I expected.

[@zackwartman3469]

Alanah's delayed reaction to someone's outlandish comment always cracks me up

[@The_Joend]

Cause she's high as fuck

[@DavidHunanyan]

Alanah out here testing NNN commitment.

[@AROAH]

How many comments will be about Alanah’s thighs?

[@darkstar4450]

As many comments that are about James's muscles.

[@AROAH]

OverstuffedSofa In other words... not enough.

[@myaat8311]

I’m not gonna lie I was distracted by Alanah the entire video,

[@blakemcconnell6213]

Thanks alanah

[@MarcLevins]

"How do we ge to ... Japan... ?" "... what?"

[@DG0011]

god bless yoga pants or whatever Alannah is wearing

[@squishy1624]

i was hoping someone would say something😂 i was searching the comments for a comment like this and those are leggings

[@omegaxtrigun]

Lol I was thinking the same thing. 6:02 making november extra challenging.

[@ratty1864]

They are made by and Australian company called black milk

[@A_Friendly_Robot]

2nd greatest, ill fitting halter tops are no. 1

[@jessicabecause3717]

@@ratty1864 I love those leggings but no fucking way with my body lmaoo

[@ekanshnigam]

It's NNN and Alanah is killing me...

[@SharpDressedGaming]

I hope I can restore Alanah's faith in zoos naming their animals with some of the names of animals at the zoo I worked at. A llama named Dolly A pair of cranes name Niles and Maris A Sea Lion named Sealia A Quail named Dan Quail after Vice President Dan Quayle And a Bison named BOGO because the zoo got his mother from another zoo not knowing she was pregnant at the time.

[@TopsyKrettzYT]

Alanah is bae, dem legs

[@bangaroo44]

Thank you Alanah for acknowledging us planet zoo enthusiasts collectively losing our shit at James' haphazard disregard of the features of the game.

[@timothymiller9067]

Hahaha nerd!

[@ethan520427]

God damn alana is a bombshell

[@Masterpg2007]

rip my no nut november

[@sebastianhugs895]

Alanah is testing me but I must fight on

[@estradacesar49]

I think I lost NNN now

[@leonides06]

all i see is thiccness

[@leonides06]

lololololol

[@boppob1343]

John Holland graphic and saying he throws his six pack plastic into the ocean all the time caught me of guard so hard i spit my drink out

[@ronsaddler993]

7:24 and alanas thighs goddamn man!

[@boppob1343]

sir. pls no.

[@darkstar4450]

@@boppob1343 is it ok if I admire James's muscles tho?

[@notsocasual4089]

3:37 enjoy

[@Late_not_on_time]

3:53 holy mother of god. Jesus christ Alanah. I almost passed out

[@squidge6.9]

C a k e s

[@johnknoneborg]

Same i felt rude

[@tomtomtrent]

Man NNN’s really taking a toll on you guys, you’re all horny as shit

[@leonides06]

@@johnknoneborg same but the pink the pink....

[@johnknoneborg]

tomtomtre NNN is a lie

[@210Knight]

i love the subtle addition of the Mr. Freeze helmet on James at 7:33

[@devinrichert]

Alanah is man spreading hard in this vid

[@jonahlancaster2651]

Alanah and Jon make a pretty comedy team!

[@boppob1343]

@@jordanperkins6170 stop it

[@jordanperkins6170]

@@boppob1343 you right

[@paradoxpizza]

Because they’re the offspring of James and Elyse obv.

[@MrMarvelMatt]

I thought that! made me laugh that they were just giggling in the back like 2 kids 😂

[@TheDarkarmy013]

Alanah made a terrible mistake this episode...

[@monpekokero]

I'm a fan of Alannah's sitting position in this video even though it is NNN

[@whocantexplain]

2:01 Koallu’ Akbar I’m very happy with myself for coming up with this.

[@ss11111ss]

alanahs leggings...

[@mikekazz5353]

Zookeeper James: ok we will have a BBQ in the emu habitat in one hour so get ready for some Flintstones size drumsticks and wings.

[@ryjets9098]

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COPY “OF WE BOUGHT A ZOO”? YES “WE BOUGHT A ZOO” WITH MATTHEW DAMON

[@river-ryan]

I was literally rewatching that video last night, it's the only thing I could think about during this video ! 🤣🤣

[@Nefilum]

Of course, give koalas bomb vests. They're so huggy.

[@TheBillingerCrew]

Jon's willingness to genuinely damage friendships for comedy is an inspiration.

[@CertainEvent]

John is getting funnier and funnier. I think eventually he'll be our next Papa, after Papa Bruce passed away. (RIP Papa Bruce)

[@813Productions]

Alanna asking these questions about dangerous animals is making me question her Australianess.

[@kboi1170]

Alanah. It's NNN, you can't do this to us.

[@sandrisburkitis3883]

I dont wanna be the guy, but Alanah sitting with her legs up like that kinda distracting tbh

[@kyloben3503]

As a Planet Zoo enthusiast, I was thoroughly entertained with this video and would love to see a mini series!

[@Munchlax481]

Alanahs legs though.

[@Donovan00]

Please play more of this, I love it

[@dylannichols9190]

I love when the members of the Funhaus A team let James and Alana be in their videos

[@primoshunter]

Lol Alannah, you are two accidental poses in leggings from becoming an E-Girl

[@BarokaiRein]

3:45 I don't know why but the way Alanah said "What?" was just somehow really soothing but funny at the same time

[@doomismo97]

Capnhands is reference to the movie Winter Soldier where Captain America pulls helicopter with his hands, showing his huge biceps and forearms. Hi I am proffesional James Willems expert, and I have studied Willems for over 4 years now. Willems is higly obsessed over men who are big and posses unnatural traits of strenght and power, such as Macho man Randy Savage, Henry Cavill, or previously mentioned Captain America played by the actor Chris Evans. That is why Willems is so intrigued by the scene on The winter Soldier, so he created his password out of it.

[@godsteeth1574]

6:01 Damn

[@wthwasthat8884]

I don't get it...

[@jchunter93]

It's ok, none of us will.

[@squishy1624]

WTHWasThat if you don’t get it … then you must not be a dude

[@alexrobertson1472]

I worked on this game...that was painful to watch

[@maddcvnt4178]

The last time I was this early Australia still had the original pizza shapes.

[@battleandjams]

I love the diversity in this video. Brown, James, big boned, and woman

[@Gobbygoblin]

i like how james is his own thing

[@jonapello245]

2:30 John late-riffing with the long neck comment cracked me up so hard

[@believeinmatter]

Two thumbnail’s in a row with James in costume? I like this new trend

[@lcunash8093]

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic or not but that’s photoshopped...

[@believeinmatter]

Arnold Gonzalez Well done Sherlock Holmes

[@Gudamangipo]

"I look stupid now" I've always thought he was incredibly handsome.

[@desbraxt]

6:24 Alanah is bae

[@nielsje66]

We are not gonna talk about Alanah her pants? Ahhh now I get it, it's no nut november..

[@housekinokuni903]

I'm really waiting for ring fit adventure.

[@Soclever]

More of this please!

[@lakotagouty83]

I don’t want to be that guy, but allanah is freaking gorgeous. ❤️

[@Dan-Simms]

I had 2 snakes for about a decade, named them Feather (boa), and Monty (who was a python). I thought it was clever, but what else would you name them?

[@Kikiclark42]

"Do protesters like the zoo?" "Depends if they're high or not." I can't believe that was just looked over.

[@romanzlatoust2810]

I love Alanah so much. Everytime I see her in videos I feel so happy.

[@connerwood8206]

Good gosh her in those leggings😩

[@That1Dude3000]

🍞

[@Rushy89]

Bread to the top!

[@Rushy89]

Bread for Bruce

[@cassence]

That Jon cat edit changed my life.

[@elijah2086]

Last time i was this early Epstein didn't kill himself

[@lego4virgo]

These videos are 'child-appealing', so I'll report them to KZbin and the FTC and COPPA and...um...hey, why y'all pointing that gun at me??

[@santiagolondonovelez2894]

3:58 tried it and the answer is: yes

[@1CDEntertainment]

3:50 boi she thicc tho

[@TallulahSoie]

Alanah's pants are having great time today.

[@BiTheBooks]

Look, I figured running a zoo would be hard, but I never would've guessed it would be _that_ hard. (O_O;) Real talk though, seek medical attention if you have a zoo lasting longer than four hours.

[@anthonymorlacci1339]

Dear alanah, I noticed (because of my visual prowess) that you were elated when The Jon Smiff used a traditional ostrich mating dance. Is this a common thing amongst women or is it just an Australian thing? Rise up gamer

[@colintucker8836]

Is James a Cap n Jazz fan, if so I'd only love him more.

[@carrion-fairy]

Not sure about James but Conner from Inside Gaming is an Algernon Cadwallader fan, or at least wore some of their merch in a video

[@alexconway4782]

There’s a British murder mystery series called endeavour when the tiger in the hedge maze actually happened and it gave me nightmares as a child 😂👍

[@joh3688]

You finally found Steven “Chicken boy” Suptic’s copy of we bought a zoo starring Matt Damon!!!!

[@justicerainz]

I really enjoyed the sharp editing in the video

[@geekin4X]

i honestly can't focus on anything when alanah sits like that

[@maybeilift4213]

2:32 that’s how it is at the Houston zoo

[@Jess-hj2vf]

It’s true! They do have their long necks together!

[@YahBoiMocha]

I can triple confirm it

[@KARA_D7]

7:20 fucking love John

[@Harkness197]

Omg i fucking love John lol Im so glad he has more screen time

[@jestemwlodzimierz]

Last time I was this early I didn't have an idea for a clever joke - this time is no different!

[@roberturban8448]

Good god, Allanah is..... distracting

[@Pupsker]

Ver nice, keep it up :)

[@Darkknight475]

Thank sweet baby Volkor it was James and not Adam playing this game. I love the sad man but you can only watch him shove his face against the keyboard for so many hours.

[@FlyOnAlbatross]

No joke I would pay good money to see a tortoise phalanx pull a 300 at Thermopylae against thousands of bayonet armed giraffes...

[@aaaaaaaddss914]

Did they finally watch We Bought a Zoo which Steve Suptic got them?

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

05:55 The doctor was in the World Trade Center. That is why he’s missing

[@BigRiver17]

I used to play Zoo Tycoon 2 all the time as a kid. MORE OF THIS GAME PLEASE!!!!

[@jonnysnow6451]

When you thought the gasps where cause john admits to harming the environment but it was for the baby elephant lol

[@dcanngieter]

James is really out here carrying the FunHaus C Squad lol

[@vipy4309]

He's a good leader of the C squad. They definitely need someone to bounce off. Alanah is the official leader of the C squad tho.

[@qualityvodswithchampagne3646]

just noticing how DUMMY THICC alanha is 7:26

[@Jess-hj2vf]

As a zookeeper, I hella enjoyed this video. Good zoo 10/10 👍🏻

[@GordoRamsei]

mmmf jon smif feet mmmmmf

[@bigshrimp6458]

mmmf jon smiff cawk mmmmmmf

[@shay5555]

After the long neck exhibit comment I expected an edit of a long necked Xzibit.

[@KapNMorgaN]

is it just me or does James have like a sauce stain on his mouth? I noticed it a couple times when it zooms in. Oh.. and mind the gap *sigh*

[@dipgrizzly25]

6:25 👌

[@larry666]

Cool the Aussie one's back. I thought she was just a gimmick to attract more views at first but yeah she's a real person I think