We Bought A Tank

Slimecicle, Schlatt, and Fundy go on a rampage with complete disregard for money and human life.
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Edited by @Zaltoman and @Slimecicle
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Outro music by ‪@ludandschlattsmusicalempor6746‬

[@alyssapleva4983]

love how they're explaining how to properly use a flamethrower and this grown man's response is just "yeah, yeah, Minecraft rules" with a reassuring nod to his friends

[@nullpoint3346]

To be fair, fire tick is pretty spooky.

[@reekill_playlists]

I mean if you know how to handle a gun (or if you're from Texas) it's pretty simple

[@Oscarcat37]

And the instructor isn't phased after that comment

[@chesterdrawers6880]

I like how they're explaining weapons to a bunch of Americans

[@mikeymike1374]

Would have been better if there actually learned about the tanks

[@breakoutthecrxwn5525]

I can't believe they trusted Schlatt with a gun...with people around....the confidence

[@TinaCurry123]

LMAO IT IS A PRETTY BAD IDEA TBH

[@TiggySL]

Do people not know Schlatt has firearms experience? There is like 6 videos of him at a gun range is this sarcasm and I’m about to seem like a idiot for not catching it?

[@breakoutthecrxwn5525]

@@TiggySL It was a joke lol, I watch schlatt a lot 👍

[@Siffrin_is_Suffrin]

Guess they havent learned since 1999

[@CenteredPaladin]

HES TRAINING

[@catimationspatimations]

Alternate title: Charlie having a panic attack on a tank while the others are doing whatever and schlatt being terrifying

[@big_sea]

yes

[@fanteo777]

Bro. That's just reciting the video.

[@worthmorethan2000]

Schlatt having access to a gun genuinely terrifies me. As does Charlie. Even Charlie terrifies me either way so that doesn’t mean much

[@mejirobird2175]

I’m more surprised that Fundy survived encountering TWO entities at once, especially since it was Charlie and “Schlatt”

[@se_cylly]

It's actually Slmccl, he's the more benevolent entity than his other brethren, "Slimecicle" I believe, so Fundy was somewhat safe

[@bbew2914]

Surely the furry was protected by slmccl

[@Copper_eater]

Believe it or not but fundy was with schlatt on that faithful day in 1999

[@ludicroussodomy]

ikr, i wonder how he even survived "Schlatt's" 9/11 special attack

[@pastawizard8037]

You forgot the camera man entity

[@girlinahoodie6885]

Only Schlatt and Slime would meet up to drive a literal tank

[@Cassette_warrior]

@here is the full clip Definalty...

[@zachh6868]

Well, except for that time Schlatt did this exact thing with Ludwig and co.

[@viktorsvensson8167]

fundy too, but he doesn't count anyways

[@arsonistfemboy]

i think you mean ““schlatt”

[@nullpoint3346]

As soon as I confirm it isn't military recruitment I'd be over there at the speed of light.

[@Egg_Sandwich1]

“Texas. Despite everything, it’s a place” As a Texan, a more accurate Sentence has never been uttered

[@KateSpin8]

Well as an fellow Texan I agree with you

[@liawilliams5098]

As a Texan this is very accurate

[@opdude3602]

Its a place and its awsome.

[@colonelstander]

It indeed is

[@catfish.with.top.hat.]

surprised it’s still standing

[@zyrandomness197]

Seeing Schlatt holding a literal flamethrower was… awesome _but also I am staying as far away as I possibly can_

[@anusername8350]

I was both aroused and terrified.

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

@@anusername8350 AMBATUKAM

[@nebulousparadox]

crimes from '99

[@maddness_pennding8943]

The way schlatt just casually holds the flamethrower terrifies me

[@4meraldglass]

and LAUGHS

[@maddness_pennding8943]

@@4meraldglass Schlatt ain't human I swear 😭🙏

[@agwzh]

He has experience

[@necro-retro915]

@@agwzh Vietnam, 1969

[@basically_johnny]

Texas

[@propellerknight6334]

Slimecicle: is in a WW2 tank Also Slimecicle: describes it like he's in the Delorean

[@spazztic6172]

They got to drive a damned Sherman variant

[@randomstuff4997]

@@spazztic6172 Specifically the M4A3E2 more commonly known as the Jumbo and it has a 75MM M3 Cannon and one 12.7MM M2HB or a .50 cal and also a 7.62MM M1919A4 Coaxial Machine gun or in other words a .30 cal.

[@Br.Ta.7274]

@@randomstuff4997 I love how specific tank names get so you can get away with saying that shit casually lol

[@randomstuff4997]

@@Br.Ta.7274 but it is a M4A3E2, look at the designs and the gun. It’s obviously a jumbo

[@cowmeatius7151]

@@randomstuff4997nah, mantlet is too thin and rounded for a jumbo and barrel is too long. Looks like an early 76 Sherman, likely an M4A3 HVSS equipped with an M1 cannon 76mm

[@leoalgar9538]

Schlatt looks way to comfortable and natural while using that flamethrower, almost like he used one before…

[@spadehaze1541]

Ahh the memories of 1999 must’ve come flooding back in that moment

[@Satirical_fella]

@@spadehaze1541 More like 1915...

[@raeydar_5157]

don't remind me of '99 it was very traumatic

[@bennettleffew]

Do not ask “Schlatt” and 37 unidentified humans what happened underneath the Brooklyn Bridge on September 10th, 1999.

[@raeydar_5157]

@@bennettleffew in fact, dont ask at all, nobody will know what you are talking about, it's like it never happened.

[@driassistant]

as a resident of texas i can confirm that driving tanks is the norm

[@razcola]

@Emotional Damage god damn the people who send out these bots have no life 💀

[@CeilingOven.]

@@razcola no they prob make a living off it

[@MohnJarstonWasThere1907]

Same

[@itsbiirdy]

As a resident of Texas. I can too confirm this

[@awild4ND1]

as another resident of texas i can also confirm that

[@worthmorethan2000]

The maniacal cackle that left Schlatt when he was using the flamethrower has genuinely terrified me to the core and I’m scared now please help

[@Madjoce2000]

You know there’s gonna be chaos when you see schlatt in the title photo

[@toastge]

you mean thumbnail? lol

[@foxinsocks4693]

Schlatt honestly has so much style and swagger in this video, he would not look out of place as the suave rich guy funding the badass heroes in some action movie Edit: nevermind, just got to the flamethrower section and I’ve decided he’s actually the cool-guy pyromaniac weapon expert of the action hero group

[@moss.kurtis]

i mean there *IS* tony stark... so why can't you have both?

[@AMan-xz7tx]

who also becomes the main villain in the sequel because he's (not so secretly) deranged and unhinged

[@bugmoon1939]

@@AMan-xz7tx The sequel? No no no, gotta be atleast 4 movies in! Not enough unhinged moments with just 2 movies. Need more unhinged for all the fans to truly understand just how.. uh.. Villainy he is.

[@AMan-xz7tx]

@@bugmoon1939 but you see, that's the idea. the sequel is SUPPOSED to be jarring, so that the prequel to the sequel gains extra traction

[@alexwest9015]

He's like a shiftier Tony Stark

[@kalichambers7973]

Fundy buying a tank: Uh oh. Charlie buying a tank: Crap. Schlatt buying a tank: This can't end well at all. All three of them buying a tank: TAKE COVER!

[@Lezm]

There was an opportunity you missed. “Tank Cover” ;-;

[@SardineSmoothie]

i like how this footage is over a year old and its still somehow fresh

[@zeronxepher4167]

This is a year old??

[@luciaz5249]

@@zeronxepher4167 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqPHg6maYtljgLc

[@chapalapachala-oe1oo]

@@zeronxepher4167 ikd of is a year old but yeah is old lol, maybe 7 months ago(? Idk Edit: oh no yeah is a year old that's impressive lmfao

[@zeronxepher4167]

@@chapalapachala-oe1oo how do you know it's a year old? Did chrl say?

[@zeronxepher4167]

@@chapalapachala-oe1oo ohhh i never knew that, thanks!

[@Puffymosman9]

Bro, I always forget how insanely jacked Charlie is until he grabs something

[@Otzkar]

He just literally does 100 pushups like it's nothing

[@Puffymosman9]

@@Otzkar have you seen that 3 push-ups a sub video? He does like 300

[@gobus7277]

he is known as 'THE CHULK'

[@skinnywizard6351]

Charlie slimecicle and Charlie critical are both just overly jacked

[@Zeenix2]

@@skinnywizard6351 can never be be too jacked, too *vascular*

[@Eradical6969]

I feel uncomfortable with schlatt having a flamethrower

[@woodsfiield3336]

1999.

[@KodyEatsPeople]

i feel uncomfortable with schlatt. end the sentence there.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@robert.7230]

You were always at risk of schlatt. Now the risk includes fire.

[@echoinginfinity2074]

Schlatt saying “fuck you” in sign language and no one figuring it out is just hilarious 🤣 Edit: time is 6:40

[@_stupidbro]

Wait when

[@TylerStJohn-wi7ol]

@@_stupidbro 6:40

[@_stupidbro]

@@TylerStJohn-wi7ol tysm lmao I can't believe I missed that!

[@emman2425]

That is so on-brand, though. Just knowing curse signs and nothing else just because

[@echoinginfinity2074]

@@emman2425 lol true

[@tushitrash]

It's scary how natural shaltt is with everything in the video

[@venatrix3431]

he's uh... experienced, yeah.

[@lithium1770]

Well we are american. We have used weapons before

[@bugmoon1939]

In america, your born a natural at these kind of things... That and Schlatt being the mastermind behind Texas.. As a whole.

[@danicrose9352]

This video really shows off how crazy Schlatt is. He really set fire to some plants like it was nothing and literally payed to blow something up.

[@Rodez2001]

Schlatt showing up at Buckingham Palace at 10:05

[@RosieWolf]

This is only a fraction of what Schlatt did to those people in ‘99. Charlie and Fundy were lucky to make it out alive.

[@zedkiller112]

If only Slimecicle was in the video too, he’d have a lot of fun with this stuff.

[@AMan-xz7tx]

he died in the chuckle sandwhich podcast, unfortunately. Slmccl was a hired body double they killed so the FBI would think slimecicle's death was an accident, hoping they wouldn't realise that slmccl is just slimecicle's twin

[@aedaniammx7559]

@@AMan-xz7tx That’s weird, they don’t even have the same name

[@zedkiller112]

@@aedaniammx7559 they did but slmccl dropped his vowels in the grate

[@GameThrasherYT]

@@AMan-xz7tx conspiracy podcasts be like. btw not tryna be rude with that in anyway

[@King0fKyles]

Ahhh, so this is how Charlie survived Schlatt

[@evervirescent]

you assume he survived

[@unknownincognito2425]

The only man that could live to tell the tale.

[@dexterpurvis5331]

3:55 As a Sonic fan, hearing Knight of the Wind kick in hear got me so hyped

[@nintendope8837]

How does Charlie constantly make these extremely entertaining videos.. there's always new and original jokes.. how does he do it?!!

[@yousseftamer4943]

Charlie and Fundy: Give Schlatt a gun Everyone on the internet: ❗️

[@Mr_Plant06]

Schlatt started laughing when he was using the flamethrower

[@Mr_Plant06]

@Deadpool. yoo you got lucky

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

@@Mr_Plant06 either you are joking or you don’t know that, that he is a bot.

[@evolutiongamer9573]

As was i in fallout

[@Mr_Plant06]

Wait bro I didnt know lol

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

@@Mr_Plant06 wait really oh damn

[@IJ21523]

Schlatt is just always a villainous, shady character and honestly, I'm here for it

[@chxrlies.angels]

the fact that they felt comfortable having Schlatt have access to tanks, guns, and flamethrowers is very impressive

[@crimsonreed4006]

Fantastic video. A shame they blew up Slmccl, I hope Slimecicle makes a tribute to him in his next video.

[@SoupsFroggieSanctuary]

Indeed

[@thefatpanda8781]

Sorry to inform you, but, Slimecicle tragically exploded due to a bomb in his mail on June 1, 2022

[@bigityboi9856]

i cant stand how much i love slime man, he has just been a genuine person through and through

[@mcfeddle]

You've never met him, you likely never will, cease your parasocial habits.

[@PieIsGud2808]

Slime is genuinely one of THE people on earth who is alive

[@weewoo6546]

@@PieIsGud2808 so true

[@Sh0wp0nyz]

Has bones 👍

[@cah137-y4s]

I love how at 1:24 you can just barely hear Schlatt start to say “Raid Shadow Legends” before he gets cut off by “Slime Story”

[@mackenzieemoore]

Shlatt signing "fuck you" to Charlie was my favorite part, Charlie's reaction was amazing!!!

[@ConstintanAdrinonMornan]

1:22 Mr. Big guy was about to say "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!"

[@Nope-ih8xf]

I’m glad “schlatt” and Charlie got to hang out and have fun

[@honkdonk8745]

I loved the part with the flamethrower and the immediate fear coming from everyone when schlatt got it

[@mememan3026]

10:10 cool Pyro cosplay

[@sunsetskye483]

Never would’ve thought to put Fundy with these two, but it works so well

[@taketoo908]

That explosion was so anticlimactic yet I love it

[@oleanderkazzy_]

7:25 Schlatt everytime he talks

[@OuterWildsEnjoyer]

7:55 slimecicle really just said "*GUNSHOT*"

[@RealDRock858]

6:42 it means fuck you in sign language

[@mildlygamey8463]

Cool

[@mothiikai]

10:09 “Schlatt” with a flamethrower genuinely scares me

[@archive94]

9:47 has so much thumbnail potential.. it's insane.

[@log5410]

"now that we were done experiencing holes, it was time for the whole experience" might be one of the best play on words I've heard

[@RandomTaemate]

Schlatt reliving his rolling thunder experience in real life as soon as he grab the flamethrow

[@theundercook_spaghetti3198]

8:20 you can literally tell who the European is just by the angle of their arm

[@YesbecauseYesnt]

Who?

[@robbe2647]

​@@YesbecauseYesnt Fundy, he's Dutch iirc

[@mysticat]

my favorite part was 3:12 :)

[@SunIsLost]

Yea..

[@SunIsLost]

Hello Mysticat!

[@longlivetheking482]

Same. Also hello mate

[@cattatron]

Hi mysticat!

[@bayejid.a.a]

Same

[@AsSeenOnTV4You]

1:51 this man needs to collab with slime rancher to have some of his slimes in the game

[@Aflay1]

Never invade a Texan's home Because 9:26 is their slogan

[@codexstudios]

You guys are my favorite hazardous beings!

[@noneofyourbusines5629]

8:43 “Bye Bye” *BOOM*

[@artisplatters]

6:06 "I basically am the tank" *immediately falls off*

[@chrispbacon3326]

The randomly cut scream got me. 0:43

[@ewew1406]

Charlie went from making monster hunter world vids and corn skits to driving a tank with a mad man

[@WizzardTelevision]

8:38 Schlatt with a 50 BMG is the most terrifying thing ever.

[@skittle5406]

10:38 Best 2 seconds of my life. Bury the Light AND a minigun!

[@HAM-ster_yt]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING, PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION

[@hooden1]

Man slime you make my day man I appreciate it

[@pigeon5191]

8:45 we should absolutely be allowed to buy these, imagine some chucklehead broke into your house and you had the gun from an M1A1 Abrams aimed at the door

[@nomad2629]

2A all the way

[@pigeon5191]

@@nomad2629 hell yeah

[@TacticalPhoenixYT]

Bofors 57mm full auto

[@Munchie.]

“For you zestie boyhz😁” LMFAOO😭

[@adamwilson7078]

So.. I already pre-ordered all the new slimes! So exciting to be supporting Charlie, donating to charity, & getting some little scrunky munchy blongy boys! Stay slimy gamers! Also, great video! You, Schlatt and Fundy are pure chaotic entities, and the three of you together were just so much fun to watch!

[@agoodusername3647]

So many bots lol

[@jellyinit95]

Fundy looks so badass in the thumbnail

[@nikoragua1523]

2:54 I never realized how much Charlie looks like the annoying glasses kid from the Polar Express, and now I can't unsee it

[@pristinesaltine1654]

LMAO WE HAVE THE SAME PFP

[@phoebeolsen-newell392]

As the pfp say… OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@xfrianimations1354]

3:57 holy sh*t i love Charley's editor's musical taste

[@SeanSimmonsFilms]

What is song?

[@xfrianimations1354]

Sonic and the black knight main theme/opening theme

[@theporschetiger]

@@SeanSimmonsFilms Knight of the Wind, by Crush 40

[@cryonixx8277]

Honestly was not expecting Knight of the Wind, plus it being paired up with a freeze frame of schlatt makes it 1000% better

[@julliannaplyman6765]

schlatt scares me more than a 'normal' person should

[@morganrosenfeld5917]

I can't believe they got the whole Chuckle Sandwich on for this with Fundy. Ted is there, he just doesn't want us to see him. Yet.

[@bnane42]

10:32 Meet the Heavy

[@Joao_Guilherme485]

6:38 "So, you're finally awake"

[@huntforfun4883]

I like how Fundy and Charlie are like scared and screaming and schlatt is acting just like his dream SMP character

[@moonlit_ruffles]

I cant believe "slmcll" and "schatt" finnaly "met"

[@silly-xd8uq]

“balz”

[@razcola]

@@silly-xd8uq translated by google to 'courtship'

[@MrFatCatMan]

schlatt just casually having flashbacks from 99' oh such schlatt behaviour

[@rohiko4433]

5:26 is when I realized Slimecicle and I have the same glasses frames :0

[@bonk9915]

Tank

[@ek.c5j]

tank momen

[@ek.c5j]

💀

[@theperfectbeing3976]

Tank

[@moctod]

tank

[@Kolopi_]

t sh o

[@GhostyWillDie]

0:37- Schlatt: “you guys keep talking Imma crash this f*cking car.” Charlie: “ÆAAÉEEE-“ (Also this is the probably one of the most chaotic trio I’ve seen)

[@CaptJDavixx]

As a Texan and an agent of Chaos like schlatt I can agree that this is actually how we start our day and end it

[@ViolaDragon621]

5:49 *manly screaming intensifies*

[@YesbecauseYesnt]

Tommy, tubbo and jack trained with the tank, while "schmlart" already knew about them weapons, charlie and fundy instantly just rides it.

[@gehrdunn9063]

Its so sad how after this video Charlie died due to a mysterious explosion, I will always remember him.

[@SentinalSlice]

0:45 a whole new meaning to the term “moving house”.

[@AlloRose]

Mobile home

[@stxre0]

I love how they played rock paper scissors to see who could usse the bomb 11:30

[@bloopduped]

schlatt with the flamethrower gives me the exact same vibes as an unhinged corrupt sheriff in an 80s movie

[@capped4996]

*now we have done finishing the holes, ITS TIME FOR THE HOLE EXPERIENCE* I laughed lol 3:55

[@woomyboy98]

That ending is the real reason Charlie isn't on the chuckle sandwich anymore. Dust is a terrible condiment on sandwiches.

[@noneknowstheswagger]

0:25 its giving “I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD CHRIS IM GONNA CRASH THIS FUCKING CAR SHUT THE FUCK UP”

[@Deftones_is_free_therapy]

*YESSSSSSS*

[@X-SPONGED]

"I am Heavy Weapons Goop, and THIS is my weapon. She weighs 143 kilograms and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for TWELVE SECONDS" [10:40]

[@razorwolf2758]

8:30 now I remember why I bought 8 propane containers and a truckload of refills

[@pink_sky_morning4842]

are you recreating a fucking COD:MW map??

[@razorwolf2758]

@@pink_sky_morning4842 maybe maybe not

[@felixking-borrero4906]

The bury the light cut out has to be the most unsatisfying thing I have ever heard, but I'm sure running out of ammo was worse.

[@Andymanperson13]

Schlatt is having an extra amount of fun because he is reliving what he did back in '99

[@TacticalPhoenixYT]

Iraq? Nah, make it '72

[@bladeonblitz9281]

6:16 i can't tell what tank that is it's got the turret and hull of a cheiftain variant from the 80's or 90's, but it's missing the spaced side skirts and the MASSIVE turret cupola. all i can tell from this is that it's some cheiftain variant that i'm not aware of

[@soul_well3561]

This is the fv4201 chieftain, British main battle tank, served during 1960s-1990s

[@bladeonblitz9281]

@@soul_well3561 thank you :)

[@TheHat105]

BIG SIME MAN: should I yelled? I’m an arsonist 9:31

[@DragonaxFilms]

These guys are living the dreams of most kids, I'm so happy for them xD

[@trulyagoose]

The fact there was a segment in this video where Bury The Light played just makes it 10x better. Timestamp: 10:36

[@Math59580]

fr fr

[@digi284]

“But now that we were finally done experiencing holes, its time for the whole experience” Im sorry for not leaving an original comment but I genuinely just want to say how fucking genius that line is

[@mossball3129]

4:09 I am reminded every so often that Charlie has massive arms and it catches me off guard each time

[@MD_Uzi02]

"I AM THE STORM THAT IS-" best sense of humor. bro literally said "I'll cut you in two!" and proceeded o do so with bullets.

[@ediblemonster4219]

Most normal Charlie, Schlatt, and Fundy activities

[@neaosmt1562]

True

[@Mildcat743]

3:36 That's actually not all that far removed from how you're supposed to get in a T34 through the drivers hole.

[@terrytheplatypus2536]

6:41. Fun fact! When Schlatt was flicking his hand under his chin like that he was actually saying 'f you' in sign language!