"We Can Fight With Our Police" - Trevor Noah - (There's A Gupta On My Stoep)

[@trevornoah]

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[@Interneter1245]

Andy Samberg doing a collab with you would be one helluva standup

[@RichardMaumbe]

Thanks Malume Trevor!

[@TheTwan85]

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[@EyesOfByes]

YOU ARE AMAZING!!

[@yashbutala5521]

If anyone noticed.... He acts with left hand driver side in the States and right driver side in South Africa.

[@Legominder]

Yeah also noticed. He's really imagining the situations realistically!

[@DFC505]

Amazing detail

[@vibhor91]

all countries ruled by British/whites hv right-side drivin stuff

[@spjn5374]

@@vibhor91 Yeah like the british right?

[@RacquetRob]

@@vibhor91 some former British colonies have right-hand traffic (with the steering wheel on the left side), including Nigeria and Canada

[@therealsteve3354]

You can bribe South African police with a cold drink on a cold day ... lol gotta love my people lool

[@trevornoah]

😂

[@firmanjati]

Oh, that's why the audience was laughing so hard..

[@Roderick789]

You can in Venezuela too hahaha

[@wangecieva5349]

Lol but in Kenya they ask for tea instead 😂😂😂

[@sangeet9586]

@@Chris-rg6nm that's the real one, yes

[@mfundo6619]

"Ey man, I ain't coming out, I'm innocent!" "I said hello. Can't you hear that I'm greeting you?"

[@fengxi4752]

Hahaha greetings is everything 😁🙌

[@elmalleable]

@@fengxi4752 the only place where you can get into more trouble for not greeting

[@milandiu5455]

😂😂😂

[@TVIBtheIntelectual]

Abuti okae? Ke Teng Ne o reng?😂

[@lesedikhalo531]

@@TVIBtheIntelectual 😂😂😂 Ne oreng?? You don't play like that, here you greet

[@allitadawn]

I am South African and my dad and I had a conversation just like this recently. He told me that the police here are more corrupt but in America the police have more anger issues. He told me that the police here don't shoot cause then we can't pay them. His very words were "It's more expensive here but at least it's service with a smile."

[@randomguy2108]

We have corrupt police in Malaysia too, where it's almost common courtesy that if you get pulled over you have to bribe the police, and you can even bargain and ask for a cheaper price if you are good at it hahaha. I would take that any day over a police that might threaten my life.

[@PeterJavi]

​@@randomguy2108So you're saying the following exchange might work? "I pulled you over because you were speeding." "A thousand Ringgit says I wasn't speeding." "Sir this offense is clearly 2000 Ringgit." "It's 800 at best but I'm feeling generous today."

[@curtisthomas2670]

Better to cough up some $ (SA) than to cough up some blood (US)

[@kodoklengket]

Same in Indonesia. Police generals here are filthy rich. There is saying here: if you loose a goat and report it to the police, you will end up loosing a cow. Hey but at least they don’t shoot you.

[@lebogangmoutlane]

“One of the biggest things I appreciate in South Africa since moving to the US is the civil relationship we have with our police. We can argue with our police in South Africa with not one thought of losing your life!”

[@aquibalamLUMOS]

I think all this is somehow related to gun law in the country apart from the obvious racism & bias from bullying police

[@mwafrikahalisi2549]

White people argue with the police all the time in America.

[@happytobeme1983]

You can argue with police in South Africa but you better have money to buy your way out of being arrested

[@nlocnil3602]

@@aquibalamLUMOS south africa also has a lot of guns. In fact we might have the highest citizen gun ownership in Africa. Our gun culture is different though. Americans make it part of an identity and philosophy and we don't. We might have lots of violent crime because of guns but the culture around ownership is very careful.

[@xiufengjin7321]

I do argue with police in Texas, I'm Asian

[@pragmatic_dreamer]

I just love how Trevor Noah manages to do a funny stand up and at the same time address the social justice issues that even politicians try to avoid.

[@optoms1178]

Facts!!

[@DanielOrtiz-dl8eo]

He has a gift for it

[@aobakweCup326D]

Its satire, social commentary plus comedy

[@szepi79]

that skill is not unique to him. the most talented comedians usually find a way to do so. like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Jim Jefferies, George Carlin, they all spoke about social issues in the form of jokes. Politicians will of course keep silent, they are comfy cowards.

[@KWifler]

It's not just issues with the police. People are very paranoid in general in the US. People need chill pills.

[@warsscarsplanetmars]

As someone who was in a relationship with a cop, I asked him why a cop will ask a person why they were pulled over. His words: “You can pull them over for a stop sign, or a broken taillight, whatever it is. But when you ask them, they may incriminate themselves with something else. Like speeding, registration, etc. The more you catch them on, the more good you as a cop look.” I have so many other stories on the psychological tricks they use. It’s so terrifying how the cops in the U.S. are trained not to help you.

[@th5841]

In return they get the movement "Dont answer police questions! They will use everything you say against you. Stall them!" How productive is that?

[@bubbleteaichooseyou]

But apparently that method create more problem than it solves

[@abramrexjoaquin7513]

@@th5841 when the core of learning is evil. The product and it's cycle is too.

[@alicemello2054]

Tell us more Kelly!

[@brianbethea3069]

That's why you respond with a question. I don't know, was I speeding? Do I have a tail-light out or something?

[@aqimjulayhi8798]

I notice the little things when he was playing the SA cop and the US cop. When being the SA cop, he faces left as if the driver is sitting on the right. As the US cop, it’s the reverse. Attention to little details like that makes you appreciate Trevor Noah’s performance.

[@veramae4098]

But this is really so sad.

[@david_legodi]

I'd like to see Trevor Noah hosting the Oscars

[@alison4316]

Yassssssss

[@nicoleblack5249]

Hiper Davols Oh God YEESSSS!! This HAS TO HAPPEN!!!!!

[@yancuicrodriguez1913]

YES Please!!

[@archyabeysundara8529]

we still waiting for kevin hart😂

[@nasekiller]

@@archyabeysundara8529 trevor >> kevin hart

[@kimraudenbush615]

All the dislikes are from cops here in the U.S.

[@juancano6432]

Kim Raudenbush 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HArDYraven]

F*** them :)

[@WaxxyOne]

Or law-abiding citizens that respect police and know the picture being painted here is the worst kind of exaggeration.

[@Somd55]

Not true. Been driving for 20 + years, not once was a cop a dick, do pls don’t generalize

[@shellaverayo4342]

I'm thinking the same. 😂LOL

[@BarryWaterlow]

*Brilliant. The US should hire more South African police.*

[@sthapebarksdale7771]

Police killings of innocent people are undercovered in South Africa. Rather hire the South African media.

[@divinemoyo1720]

Most African cops are similar in Zimbabwe its not a drink more of food

[@niccin9526]

Yea Johannesburg 400 office buildings stolen and filled with shit

[@lizwimchunu7234]

Be careful what you wish for...

[@darthsidian5752]

lol no you don't.

[@Preach_and_Teach-fe3vl]

I am Indian and honestly I have no idea regarding what happens in South Africa. Here I am, laughing like crazy person. You are too good. Good work.

[@Mayank93000]

But we know what is in India ''500 ki patti de aur bhaag yaha se"

[@reckoning818]

Gosh why are indians EVERYWHERE??!

[@KumarNikhils]

Did you never paid chai paani or faced unprecedented checks before festival season

[@sheehanramdeyal3702]

Trevor reaches his optimum Humor when he does South African Jokes.

[@sowhat1273]

Sheehan Ramdeyal agreed, he is at home.

[@callilope15]

Word

[@jen9774]

Cos we're a funny bunch of folks. Up the rainbow nation.🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[@francoiswilliams]

Very true, the american humour is sooo lame...

[@sramz2379]

@@sowhat1273 I sure am

[@sciencenerd777]

His white man's voice is on point I can't even.

[@amandaskywalker7331]

Trevor can nail any accent. He can do multiple English accents too, like Northern England. He's amazing.

[@rebeccasimantov5476]

@@amandaskywalker7331 He can do a pretty good Aussie accent as well...not an easy one to do!

[@malkhaz.jokhadze]

you cannot even what?

[@rebeccasimantov5476]

@@malkhaz.jokhadze It's an expression which means the thing you are talking about is THAT good...in this case Trevor Noah's impersonation of a white man's voice... I think this term/expression would only be used by native English speakers (and mostly in the US)

[@beluwuga]

Exactly mee too, I can’t even.

[@DrDomich]

When you realize, you'd rather like your police to be corrupt then whatever the hell is going on in the States... 😳

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

Well, police are corrupt in the states

[@bean_enthusiast]

Our police force is corrupt just a worse kind of corrupt.

[@DrDomich]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 well put 👍😏

[@DrDomich]

@@bean_enthusiast I can feel the truth (and hurt) in your tone... Bless you guys. I pray for the light of human decency and lite corruptness in traffic violations shines on your great country soon. 🙏

[@ihavenocommonsensebut2008]

People forget that the police see the worst of people as a job so when they in a tense situation they act the way they are usually forced to. And people usually make it worse by resisting. If every person were to just follow the police’s institutions and not make any sudden movements this wouldn’t be a problem in the first place. Every time i watch these “police brutality” videos, this is how it usually goes down.

[@yvetteowo5318]

Love me some Trevor. His jokes are always so clever. He's the most consistent comedian!

[@thequietrevolution7390]

_"In Russia (if you work for government) YOU pull over Police."_ ~ *Yakov Smirnoff*

[@Ebizzill]

gaddam!

[@emeliaekanem2462]

Wtf

[@blackmomo6431]

🤣🤣🤣

[@XxSultaN4iKxX]

True....... Hugs from Moscow

[@areeskinwar7274]

so you saying if im an accountant for the government i can pull over a police ?

[@eggystax4681]

His American policeman voice sounds exactly like my ex boyfriend who also happens to be a cop 😂😂😂

[@raymondleggs5508]

😂🤣💀

[@queensheba-m3430]

Eggy Stax LMBOOOOO

[@erickpaul9999]

Really🤣🤣🤣

[@TeXasDadBod]

So technically it was bacon and Eggy 🤣

[@SumanTiwariNamaste]

I expect he pulls you over from time to time

[@maz1980s]

I just love the way he himself laughs with the crowd, and that is because his jokes are so genuine. Trevor, you are a genius. Nah mean? :)

[@graceanfrederick4477]

I see what you did there with that nar mean. Nar mean :)

[@yeth3962]

Maz P not gonna like cos you at 420 ;)

[@nabilzuhair192]

Y'nah mean?

[@monicaarcena9970]

I admire this person, his not just a comedian rather a truth teller and I'm loving it. ❤️❤️❤️

[@henrikzetterstrom278]

The Swedish police action when I was Speeding 125 KM/h on a 110 km/h highway. I saw this SAAB 95 Aero behind me for a km or so, one driver but no passages. Normally they are two in civil police cars, so I didn’t suspect it was a police car. But then the blue lights came on and I pulled over to the side of the road. The police man came to my car and asked me to come and sit in his police car in front seat. So I very surprised came to his car and opened the door and sat down beside the policeman. He started the conversation “How are you feeling”? I said “I am ok” He continued -“ do you feel stressed? Is everything ok with your family? “ I was surprised again by his questions I. Replied “yes, it’s a little stressful with studies and work, but family is ok” He continued -“ ok good, what you study?” And we talked a little about that. Then he said -“here is a monitor where we can see how fast a car in front of me is driving, and here you can see it say 125 km/h but I take it down to 122 km/h. Do you confess that you were speeding? I said “yes I confess I was speeding” Then we talked some more, and he gave me a ticket of 2000 SEK around 220 dollars, and said “ you have one month to pay it, so don’t worry.” Then he wished me good luck with my studies and that I should breath more and take one thing at the time...... That was probably the nicest traffic policeman on the planet... a older policeman close to pension, driving around and stopping speeding cars and making people to calm down and breath .... Amazing

[@lolom8772]

That sounds amazing

[@tangent94]

I am american. This feels fake. Like the moment you got in that cop car it shoulda been over. I dunno WHAT, but i know any cop acting friendly, asking abt your life and asking you to get into the vehicle... That's a trap.

[@mwafrikahalisi2549]

@@tangent94 True! The same trap goes with government provided lawyers to those who cannot afford one.

[@tangent94]

@@mwafrikahalisi2549 yeah. I mean, i feel for those guys. From what I understand, they're abt as overworked as a food service employee during rush hour in late December. They're given so many cases and so little resources they functionally CAN'T do their job.

[@Michael-ol2gv]

@@tangent94 You say that because you've never spent a quality time anywhere but the US. Dont generalize, go out and visit other countries and see how their law enforcement behaves. You will be surprised to see that the world isnt as fraud as you expected it. BTW i live in Sweden. The police are genuinely nice and understanding. I have expericenced same thing as Henrik. Unless you are truely a threat they almost never shoot you.

[@javercooke9649]

In Jamaica traffic police ask "left" (for money, bribe) or "right" (they Write a ticket).... they give us options

[@ahsienmelanin6806]

Javer Cooke or Nanny or Manley😂😂😂

[@al5ayyal911]

I would always LEFT

[@ramus93]

Lol thats the whole carribean 😂😂

[@djhendrix6727]

Javer Cooke u can manage da ticket ya lol

[@atharvshrotriya788]

And what is straight ?

[@ADiTYA-qx8iw]

Here in India police never shoot anyone cuz firstly they don't have gun and even if they do , it won't be in working condition 😂

[@user24233]

We are lucky man😍

[@aryanbasumata9444]

They use sticks to beat the hell out of us tho

[@krushna4181]

Have you ever got a taste of the fibre stick the police hold? You'll wish that you rather got shot.

[@ADiTYA-qx8iw]

@@krushna4181 speaking from experience?😂

[@krushna4181]

@@ADiTYA-qx8iw Yeah 😂 I wasn't able to sit and walk properly for four days.

[@bhawarsuthar5104]

Trevor is the best imitator I have ever come across. Loads of love from 🇮🇳

[@alex-fs9yt]

*"Did you not check your notes before you came?"* 😂

[@hettrivedi5739]

Police in India: do you know my friend why i pulled you over? Guy: for a hundred bucks? Police: ding ding dinggggg, now get moving

[@mrj8940]

Chances of Indian police getting shot after stopping a car ..... are 0.00000001 % Whereas Americans..... You know

[@hettrivedi5739]

@@mrj8940 lol yes😂 indian police is very polite, just underpaid by our government. If you give them extra "payment" for a case they will work night and day but get your stuff resolved

[@Akelehimarenge]

Not in Delhi any more, they straight up give you challan or tickets. Govt is now paying them incentives for each ticket.

[@palamidagheo4520]

@@Akelehimarenge so now they have incentives to ticket you for no reason

[@sehajsandhu6491]

@@Akelehimarenge same in Chandigarh,but they are really polite and decent

[@ImaginaryMdA]

"You!" *bang bang* "Freeze!" ...did I get that order, right?

[@valeriapaz8346]

Yes and after you fall to the ground then they tell you to put your hands up

[@rosrychaplet]

Freeze. Police.

[@ivanlee1673]

Well , it is also the Hong Kong 's order now

[@shawnxiao5934]

@@ivanlee1673 hahaha, you assholes deserve that

[@qs987]

@@shawnxiao5934 deserve what?

[@tahermustafa689]

" Top Score hey " That just killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@dac_clara99mj48]

Am I the only one who loves Noah Trevor for the fact that he just speaks his mind in jokes, like all his jokes are just pure honesty most people choose to ignore

[@africanlogic757]

trevor talking about White racism.

[@narenjakable]

as a foreigner who lived in SA for about 6 years, it didnt take long to understand what the cold drink means in South Africa.

[@optoms1178]

Always carry that cold drink doe!!!

[@peachpink13]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@uneicag]

What is it? What’s a “cold drink?”

[@narenjakable]

@@uneicag bribe

[@aliciamomat7963]

🤣

[@h.u.9154]

His American accent is really good

[@krisduarte4677]

In general he's quite good with accents👌🏼

[@channieloll]

Thanks

[@DonnaSnyder]

All of his accents are exceptional.

[@Ashl0rd]

Always has been

[@highflyerl23]

Its also an easy accent to do. You just have to sound stupid and priviledged

[@Ronny65287]

Loved his older shows..the new stuff is good but the old shows done in SA were pure comedy gold!

[@MF-ep8ky]

"There's another option , it involves a cold drink " 😂😂😂😂

[@VarrialeAndrea]

:) I didn't get the reference! What's it about?

[@NaderBelaid]

@@VarrialeAndrea You can bribe south african police with a cold drink 😂

[@VarrialeAndrea]

@@NaderBelaid good to know!

[@presh2011y]

Nader Belaid it’s not really a cold drink, it’s money but they refer to it as “cold drink “

[@ramansingh2052]

💯

[@gretaberry4983]

I love Trevor! He’s witty, clever, smart,and can hold a intelligent conversation. He is so humble, and such well mannered young man.💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@christelheadington1136]

...and DIMPLES !

[@paulettewalls7339]

I see a douchebag. You see intelligence?? WTF 😵

[@Mimi2Y2BYAZPHIL]

@@paulettewalls7339 Bitch PLEASE!!!! WHY are you even here!!!!!???

[@albafioralba1264]

@@paulettewalls7339 Yet you're here, who's the douchebag now lol

[@samutykuntathebantu8402]

Paulette Walls You suck

[@conorlim792]

"If it was Pac-Man you have an extra life now huh?" I die, Trevor is too funny

[@valeriag9443]

My mom got pulled over in Mexico as we were leaving to go home and we called my cousin’s husband who’s a cameraman and has pull with cops to help us get out of a ticket. It was so funny to see the cop turn off his camera and accept a bribe after a couple minutes of him being very professional

[@kerendupisanie8573]

I take my cops for granted here in SA I was literally in a screaming match the other day and I didn’t die ❤️

[@amimieli1044]

Gotta give them some consideration, we also can have extreme arguments with the police in morocco, but most people get that these traffic cops are basically treated by the governement as umbrellas, under the harsh sun and windy rain for low pay, no fucks given. Can they protest and strike? Nah

[@ragedice6853]

Poopee, tf?? Relax u fucking 30 year old virgin, they said something that they thought was good and they don’t need to be called a stupid bitch

[@kerendupisanie8573]

Poopee your mothers a bitch

[@notsure7603]

Poopee let me guess, your one of America’s finest in law enforcement. The arrogant temperamental Nazi gangster bully that gives good cops a bad name. I mean it’s hard to be grateful when some Barney Fife writes you a ticket for going 5 over, after an unnecessary interrogation that’s leaves you shaken up and violated. I’m still grateful, even though Officer Barney Fife ruined my life by adding an expense I’m an able to afford. I guess the homeless should be grateful as there being told everyday to find a new location and that goes for people living in the car/van, imagine being put down, searched and harassed everyday. There are good and bad in everything and I have met a lot of really cool and understanding cops that truly care making a difference. I just think it’s sad that are people in law enforcement that really believe they are good cops, when they stoop as low as the criminal there trying to bust. I mean no morals willing to ruin innocent lives and even go against the constitution, doing whatever it takes to get the criminals and truly believes stands for something. Smh

[@jaytat4219]

I just love how Trevor Noah manages to do a funny stand up and at the same time address the social justice issues that even politicians try to avoid.

[@jewelthompson4017]

What makes this guy different from order comedians, is his accent. He's really good in accents.

[@hlengiwezungu8152]

"Other" ana he's good at story telling without profanity

[@cachano7]

Gabriel Iglesias is another one!!

[@crazynats367]

@@hlengiwezungu8152 and he's intelligent and informative

[@rohittopno4423]

You should listen to Russell peters .. that guy does hell of a impressions

[@tlotlisomoswane]

He's brilliant at using humour to shine light on social issues. So he knows how to use his tools effectively. And because he is open to learning from his travels and avoids being ignorant, he is able to draw contrasts on different cultures. I think a lot of people agree he's kinder like the whole package as a comedian...

[@johnmohblaxta]

I am happy and lucky to be a black man living in Africa.

[@She17pj]

John Moh Blaxta Amen Brotha, I am in the United States not a great place for black people here with the police

[@HAWXLEADER]

And I'm just a man living at a small yet way too famous place... I'm fine man.

[@sowhat1273]

Amen bro!

[@seanisgone5413]

@@She17pj that's a big assumption

[@jaf4912]

@haru lmao I'm black and America is an amazing place for me so many black people have had no bad interaction with the police or even experienced any kind of racism 8n the U.S yet they say it's a bad place for them because that's what the media wants them to believe

[@hemantkl007]

One of the best videos to make people aware about what's happening in the most developed country of the world. You rock Trevor ❤ And yes, Americans do deserve better behaviour from their police forces.

[@hamzterix]

The dumbest thing I've heard from a cop: "I had to go up to 100MPH just to catch you" It doesn't necessarily mean I was going as fast. To catch up someone, you need to be much faster. Common sense.

[@seanthomas5833]

Well the name makes you sound guilty but I get what you mean 😂😅

[@mermaidtingzzz]

@@seanthomas5833 😭😭😭

[@hamzterix]

@@seanthomas5833 Guitly as fuck. But still, cops needs to go 150mph to catch me up. While I am doing 100mph. You get the point?

[@Nick-hv8gj]

@@hamzterix Using logic with the police here in the U.S.... The cop would still pull his gun out because of being intellectually threatened. They don't want logic, common sense, humanness or compassion in any situation. It's either complete submissive subservience or the best you can hope for is a face full of concrete and a night in jail.

[@houdini6465]

Nick: We live in a police state, and yet the left wants to disarm the public and the right gets off to the ‘thin blue line’. We are so incredibly fucked

[@naja7975]

Watching this in 2020 after George Floyd's death. i can agree on everything he is saying.

[@kabagemayannick5097]

PREACH

[@voc_9869]

Preach Imma Potato

[@MilkCried]

More like, I STILL agree.

[@grimmashley8422]

It’s stressful enough to get pulled over by a cop when you’re white, but for minorities it must be scary

[@shroomyk]

Right? Can you imagine having a conversation with a cop instead of a near death experience? I'm white and I still shake like a leaf during any interaction with them.

[@keelecie]

One of the best comedians on planet earth. I love this guy!

[@kabutoyakushi6618]

This guy is never funny. He is the joke... lol

[@edmalaite7878]

WORD

[@edmalaite7878]

@@kabutoyakushi6618 You're totally rigth

[@kabutoyakushi6618]

@Gwendolyn Williams Wrong. I am here commenting. Get your IQ up.

[@etxsports5836]

You, POOF!POOF!......FREEZE! lol

[@trevortoy3427]

Aw man I just immigrated and was feeling so homesick. This really cheered me up. Thanks Trevor

[@Jrocker105MC]

Honestly wish our police were this cool, I don’t feel safe next to a uniformed officer. Even worse is a judge in America has ruled that a policeman’s job isn’t to protect and serve citizens but to uphold the law (this is involved with a woman asking police to protect her then when they didn’t she died), that shit scares me

[@ruangreyling2073]

Oh no in South Africa you don't feel safe around police, there just isn't that threat that they might shoot you. Mostly because here they could not be bothered to do their job😂 we once called to report a domestic disturbance. An hour later a police station in another town called us back to here what was going on😂

[@seihaiteamfs7333]

It's sad but in the police viewpoint, it's also scary to try to uphold the law when everybody may carry a gun.

[@ParadoxISPower]

@@seihaiteamfs7333 fuck the coward cowboys with badges, they protect the banks who own everything and everyone, fucking idiots.

[@YinYangLogo]

This is not to generalize police by saying all police officers are bad, but the way police are organized and operate in the States is intended to maximize guilty verdicts. Even the question at a traffic stop, "do you know why I pulled you over" is intended to get you to say something self-incriminating. Police interrogations for more serious crimes aren't about getting the facts in order to figure out who a likely suspect is, it's to get a confession out of whoever they're interrogating. Have y'all ever seen a videotape of a police interrogation? It's terrifying. It makes even perfectly innocent people crack and falsely admit guilt. It's disgusting, and it needs to change.

[@emofoxkitten]

Wtf

[@haydenau3073]

Like literally you could feel that Trevor is transforming all his anger into laughter, to heal, and to send a message.

[@whitneytnney7222]

One thing in the South Africa and Kenya language have in common, both say leta as in give.

[@TheTororist]

so many words in zulu and shona and even xhosa are the same in swahili not just leta

[@Mirsab]

In Urdu leta means take. What a coincidence

[@erickpaul9999]

But it still Swahili in Tanzania

[@denishcanogura4018]

The same for Luganda in Uganda

[@misspzar]

The Nguni languages here share some words with Swahili.

[@aarongodwin5653]

Absolutely incredible!! His delivery is on point, what story teller!

[@nnadozie6190]

I believe Nigerian police may have trained in South Africa! "Ah ah! Oga, it's nearly Christmas o! Help ya broda as we are outside in dis heat o!"😂

[@prishitabanerji]

It’s either Christmas or “the weekend”

[@jkbibi4joy605]

Watin u bring for ur boys.....

[@babasolaosikoya5947]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nkhumelenielsie6306]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@merhn52]

oboyy udon carry anything give me ?

[@bhattkishan9]

In South Africa, it's "cold drink", in Kenya, it's "chai" 😂.

[@jai598]

Chai is also an indian word for tea and bribe.

[@RohitKumar-nl8dl]

Here in India too, it's "Chai-Paani" = "Tea-Water"

[@ertitoo]

In Mozambique its "refresco" which literally translates to something like "refreshment" 😂

[@prod.youngsensai]

@@jai598 in Swahili it also translates to tea

[@prajwalh8823]

I think Kenya and India have many things in common. Like "chai" meaning Tea and also bribe " Chappati"-South Indian Dish.

[@DramaQueenMalena]

I like how he changes the side he's looking when he talks to an American or a South African cop!

[@Dev-ky8fv]

I love Trevor for his open minded and perspective.. 💚

[@careless_winner]

“Show me your gun” “Woah woah woah woah not that gun” 😂😂😂

[@juancano6432]

Darcadus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WaxxyOne]

No cop's going to pull out his gun just because the person they've pulled over asked them to. Also, they wear it in a holster on their hip, it's not like they're hiding it. Cute joke, but zero reality to it.

[@Reno]

^ When you don't get the joke or you act like you didn't get the joke because for some reason you are offended. The joke is simple. He is saying that american police is itching to pull the gun. They are trigger happy and will pull it at every chance they get/given any excuse. That's the joke. And even if that does not sound realistic to you for whatever reason, jokes tend to exaggerate sometimes. Jeez.

[@juliocabrera2567]

Is that your or are you just happy to see me

[@vietster1141991]

@@WaxxyOne The zero reality is that he got pulled over and didn't end up in a body bag because the cop feared for his life

[@SaurabhPandeySF]

I am an Indian currently in SA, and I approve this 😅😂🙌🏻

[@rasimkazi7086]

Where in South Africa?

[@niladrimallik3172]

@@rasimkazi7086 In the South of Africa.

[@rasimkazi7086]

@@niladrimallik3172 I mean which city in South Africa.

[@user-fo9kt3rq3d]

@@rasimkazi7086 in a city located in south of Africa .

[@xila-man8249]

@@rasimkazi7086 probably in Cape Town, I saw that he saved a video of the Cape Town, Table Mountain on his Playlists

[@rhett-says-hullo4229]

He brought awareness to the issue and brought some good damn comedy😂

[@SamVieiraGuitar]

He is a great story teller. There are so many gold nuggets along the way.

[@rigbybone3841]

I'm proud to be from Africa 🤣 love you Trevor

[@djoamigoos7625]

👍🏿👍🏿

[@TheTororist]

''busy driving over here shoe-maker! (schumacher)''😂😂😂

[@meme-hz1mq]

Thanks for that - I was a little confused

[@windbreaker57]

Hahaha I didn't get that!

[@bramvanduijn8086]

I missed that one! Thanks.

[@L3tsEscap3]

Aaa schumacher!

[@therealblackqueen1654]

Lol I didn't get that till now😂😂😂😂

[@dareogunleye6625]

Love from Nigeria🇳🇬. You're making us proud in Africa Trevor

[@boldbuzztv6608]

Trevor Noah my best comedian ever, I like how he passes information through comedy 👊🏼🔥

[@michaelabosman7541]

He can't make this stuff up! I bloody love South Africa. It's so unique ❤

[@christinemeyer7163]

his scripts are written by the politians, police, Goverment! He don't to suck it out of thump!

[@jasonhampton7702]

I would leave a like but don't wanna ruin the total it's on right now😏 t-pain will understand.

[@Mortablunt]

So are you enjoying the blackouts?

[@MissXsmiles]

@@Mortabluntno, but I still wouldn’t leave SA for the USA. Rather Japan or South Korea…

[@westcoastkitties]

True story: My boyfriend and I (Canadians) decided to go to Port Angeles ( put our car in the Ferry from Victoria,. BC) when we arrived to Port Angeles ( now sitting in our car) the immigration officer asked for our passports, and then asked the reason of our trip, my boyfriend said : tourism to what the officer continues and asked WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO VISIT? And I almost die when my boyfriend said in a very condescending way: I DON'T KNOW, YOU TELL US WHAT TO VISIT!!omg, needless to say we were invited to get out of the car for full search. Wasn't funny at the time but looking back I have to say was HILARIOUS!!.

[@alduin2418]

Hilarious probably because you both came out alive I reckon.

[@kodoxlucu]

Let me guess, you're white, correct?

[@par-the-ham]

I'm not surprised. Several yrs ago I lived very close to Port Huron and would cross over to visit London / other areas in Ontario. The Canadian officers were always so kind but I was treated like a criminal when coming back into my own country (US). One day I felt like telling them it was ok to leave me in Canada if they thought I was a potential threat to the US. I was sure I would get better treatment there. Now I regret I didn't follow through with dual citizenship when I had the chance!

[@Sweet-Vermouth]

If I didn't know better, I'd call that a power trip...

[@Neha____]

Three dislikes are from the US police 😂😂😂

[@filmonhagos9376]

😂😂

[@jinxjaws]

Now it's 18. They are ganging up! 😂

[@eunice8116]

😂 They have no sense humour! " They're just Bland "

[@looyingchi5810]

38 of them now

[@wellingtontinashemuguti7153]

37 now the other one met Jesus on his way to Damascus

[@raphaelmarques2820]

Gosh brother.. Even not being an English speaker, I always cry laughing watching your videos.. Good job and stay frosty.. Greetings from Brazil..

[@XXoviliaXX]

You *BFF BFF* FREEZE aww im dying i love your humour 🤣

[@kuraiwolf4047]

Cop: "Dying? Not yet" *BFF* *BFF*

[@etxsports5836]

Lmao

[@MiKen877]

You laugh, but I took this exact argument to court for one of my tickets, and the judge still upheld the cop's "judgement". Bunch of BS if you ask me.

[@drfelixgraham]

Actually had a ticket thrown out in NYC because of the "I estimated" thing. Judge was straight up to the cop, "no radar, no judgment."

[@lornalow7479]

Just laugh x

[@savannahengelbrecht1934]

In the UK if they cant prove the machine was calibrated that day of ticketing you dont pay

[@lonamisa834]

"Yo dude shut up Yo dude shut up. " At 3:08 I'm dead... The way he's saying that... 😂😂

[@tshomeddem6969]

I like all of his jokes because there is always some message in it....love u Trevor!!!

[@christiangarvin7351]

He's the man...

[@hlengiwezungu8152]

He's actually telling the truth

[@etxsports5836]

Robocop technology bout 15yrs away, no pensions or constitutional lawsuits bankrupting cities.

[@halovee.n]

"If it was Pac Man you would have an extra life now" XD

[@barbarasalmond7356]

I heard that and almost wet my panties laughing

[@mahinkamran346]

I love the way he changes his accent

[@bc4lyf538]

"If it was Pacman you have an extra life now"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@1dayyes683]

There's a woman laughing at the background.... She's something else

[@leemoulton7776]

1Day Yes I hear her

[@aedanhenderson]

Yo I came down here just to see if anyone else could hear that girl

[@vipuldhengle]

Sure she had time of her life that day.....enjoying af

[@kukhu_namaemba]

Yeeeeeesssss😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@robertchan8630]

I’ve never been earlier to watch a KZbin video...what am I doing it’s barely 7 AM

[@why_simi]

Yerrr it's 4pm in South Africa homie the day is almost done

[@felixmunene9466]

It's five in corruption central

[@user-tl5uc1wr7c]

5 pm

[@golden_trinkets3648]

1846

[@4eversteena]

Right lol. I was at work when the notification came in...had 2 wait to get my daily laughs 😢

[@mkhululimoyo5203]

"There is another option. It involves a cold drink." That part made me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Have your emoji addiction treated!

[@effervescentjoy]

dear trevor you're great. thank you for illuminating your perspectives and so much of the world through your work.

[@PureWater-w7c]

You are so funny about the truth. Our country is amazing and truly blessed.

[@nepotism333]

"Didn't you check your notes before you came?" 😂😂😂

[@SoniaJbrt]

Just subscribed. Need some good laughs. Thanks Trevor. From a proudly South African like you! 🇿🇦

[@therebellion96]

Getting pulled over by the cops and *not fearing for your life?* That's a good day.

[@starwarsforce5]

I mean, as long as you follow the cops orders and dont do anything stupid, he's not looking to shoot you lmao.

[@vswgger]

@@starwarsforce5 true but some cops are corrupt and shoot you for doing something they wanted you to do.

[@raymondflores5176]

@@vswgger and they stay working because white liberals support police unions

[@raz1683]

Angelo Falcone lol cops are always on your case man. Just because you argued about something they pull out the gun or arrest you wtf

[@raymondflores5176]

@@raz1683 doubt that ever happened to you

[@sbcd7808]

I love when he staggers because he's laughing at his own joke. It makes everything infinitely more funny.

[@mssumiblabby]

Lol they will even give you a lift to the atm to buy the cold drink 😂😂😂

[@francoiswilliams]

True, I had long lifts lol

[@phinadelphiahlongwane3485]

Lol why you calling out our brothers lol.. yep they do love that cold drink..lol they would burn a R200 petrol for R100 cold drink

[@gametrailercentral3666]

I once gave 4 cops in Sandton a lift to the atm for 'cold drinks' 😂😂😂

[@mawawabanele770]

Sumi lol 😂

[@shashimenon1000]

Trevor, the world is so crazy today that humour is the only way to retain your sanity. I absolutely love what you do...and simply amazed how you keep it going daily😂😂😂😂❤good work brother. @shashimenon, Mumbai.

[@aria3304]

The re-enactments and the accents always get me. Lmao 😂😂😂 Love your videos so much.

[@hlengiwezungu8152]

Yep me too😂😂

[@rk2119]

THANK YOU TREVOR THANK YOU TREVOR We need South African Police here in USA

[@christinemeyer7163]

not any longer lately

[@nqubekotany134]

@@christinemeyer7163 SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

[@boobawooskie_steez5916]

That whistle after "160" 😂😂😂 classic

[@shadrachpatricks5604]

Gosh!!! I miss you Trevor!!! Tells jokes with no f word. Can't wait to see your own daily show!!!

[@Monza507]

a very big shout to Specialist Sergeant Mathebula from SA🇿🇦.. Thank u for representing dawg... a lots of cold drinks coming ur way when u get back here Sir!

[@szyszszysz2062]

Check the numbers -> top score was my favorite

[@TatianaGlare-jy4iv]

"top score" was the number showing how much the SA police expected for a "reward"=bribe. African police are very delicate in such delicate matter. Trevor did not exaggerate it at all-that is exactly how things are there, ,and it is true, people are not terrified by police presence.

[@randomkiddo3624]

Best Comedian ever... This guy’s vids can cure depression

[@rosemarymbonika8945]

I swear they're curing mine🙌😖

[@edmalaite7878]

I just found out that my ex girlfriend was cheating on me, and this man is doing a 'Fenomenal job'..SALUTE

[@MissLolaElle]

Wow! 😂 So true! “A joyful heart is good medicine, a broken spirit dries up the bones” Proverbs 17:22

[@estheringabire2597]

I tell you!

[@vimanauluvokavoka2220]

Love love African accent-love from Fiji 🇫🇯.Trevor Noah you too funny man 😂😂 visit Fiji..

[@nsome17]

This guy can make people laugh without even using many bad words ... That's why I really appreciate his skills. Brother Noah keep it up one of the best stand up comedian .....🔥🔥👍 to

[@glowinthedarkspider3118]

This hits pretty hard, seeing as its 2020 now, and theres still cops who thought they could get away with murder, just because a man had broken the law and he was black

[@christinal4158]

Exactly.

[@manolkalinov2195]

In Bulgaria, "What are we doing now?" and "it involves a 2 litre bottle of Cola" are word-for-word, the two staples of what being pulled over is mostly all about. Like Trevor said, it's a game of respectful banter combined with a two-sided discussion on an appropriate answer to the first question. And being pulled over by a cop who says they 'thought' I was speeding sounds similar to being pulled over by the actual Mickey Mouse.

[@ItsSue7]

He said Sargent Mathebula...am proud😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vusiselani7439]

"There's another option,it involves a cold drink,it doesn't have to be this way..." 😂😂😂😂

[@rachaelkibuku6512]

In Kenya it's the cold drink option is called 'chai' meaning tea.

[@erlindacaguiat9]

Oh my Trevor. I have one son whom i never get to see him upset. You always put a smile on my face😘❤❤❤

[@tabatatee]

I always love it when they show you numbers of the speedometer then tell you how that number means you been a bad girl/bad boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣and how they should arrest you so what will you do 🤣🤣🤣 Once in Bloem while they were writing my fine they allowed me to capture the speeds of approaching cars 🤣🤣

[@Shadow-Shell]

Cool

[@emfairclough]

That is hilarious 😂 only in Bloem !

[@joselynjolivet2545]

Trevor Noah's humor is brilliant. I love the way he interchanges accents, his conversational style.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Humour*

[@caimaccoinnich9594]

"Standard 7 phelele."😂😂

[@shashwat_verma_1601]

What does this mean?

[@caimaccoinnich9594]

@@shashwat_verma_1601 "Grade 9 only in total"

[@shashwat_verma_1601]

@@caimaccoinnich9594 As in how much has he studied?

[@caimaccoinnich9594]

@@shashwat_verma_1601 exactly

[@shashwat_verma_1601]

@@caimaccoinnich9594 Thank You very much for explaining