WE CAN FINALLY TELL YOU THIS!!

[@kristinhallisky5915]

"that ain't carrot cream" 😂😂😂

[@danielleelizabeth1267]

Matt going off when he talks about books and movies is my favorite thing ever

[@Selena8461]

danielle elizabeth ikr

[@owe_sydney]

I love listening to Matt talk about things he likes.

[@alyssar8978]

watch him see this comment and realize that he’s a living fetish.

[@slimshady6893]

Lorde

[@skyesworld3119]

Sydney Owe Same, I also love IT and oof

[@bingbong-yr6qe]

Gurl same

[@virtualslimeasmr141]

Heath talking about carrot cake he's eating Hot Cheetos and Skittles, don't play yourself baby

[@chipch0p_]

Jasmine Smith HAHAHAHA

[@lama4958]

Jasmine Smith LOL

[@ky-pr7sh]

you tell him baby

[@ghufranaqureshi4534]

Ky i

[@Selena8461]

lmfao

[@jonm8004]

Nothing better than hearing two grown men debate about carrot cake for about 3 minutes.

[@niyacoleman8657]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@rheasprinkles9268]

Does anyone remember how they were talking about having an interior decorator come and decorate their whole place? It looks like all they did was get a couch. Lmao

[@2hs2is92]

I just watched two grown men rant about carrot cake for 3 minutes and 25 seconds and I'm fine with that😂

[@siryarianthefirst3360]

2hs 2is Now that you put it that way.........

[@alexavila2841]

2hs 2is ikr!!😂😂😂

[@matthewmorrin1974]

2 uploads in one week? Who is dis new Zane? I like him!!!

[@bonye5731]

Matthew Morrin resurrection

[@katie-oy7wn]

The old Zane can't come to the phone right now

[@bottombagfrenchfry7127]

Katie L why?

[@sonyac6864]

Oh! Because it’s coffee talk biotch

[@alexcaves3258]

+Lily Because he's dead.

[@emilydavis857]

I love how everyone in the comments is just as sassy as Zane and Heath. Idk what's more entertaining them or y'all. 😂😂

[@alison70]

take a shot every time they say baby

[@angelinamrlee]

alison I'm drunk asf!!

[@itszach9459]

alison lol welp, I'm drunk tonight XD

[@iamkellymahoney]

alison or cake 😂😂

[@Deedj1]

alison Aaaand... my liver is gone

[@dominiquenelson7458]

alison I got alcohol poisoning just thinking about doing this

[@Danielle-to4ke]

I could listen to Matt talk about books all day. Boy start a book talk channel please.

[@shotbyserenity]

i loveee hearing matt talk about IT. honestly wouldnt mind watching him talk about books for hours 😂

[@britneyfan45]

He needs a booktube channel

[@zoecantor]

i honestly thought zane posted on time bc i'm so used him posting late

[@alexrios8276]

Zoe C same I've been thinking about this all day 😂

[@arianipierola4322]

My carrot cakes has carrot in it and you can taste the carrot a little

[@iamirrelevant3838]

Ariani Pierola I don’t trust YOU

[@maybemakayla6492]

Aw idk why but zane and Kristen's convo at 8:40 made me really happy

[@MyName-vq9xv]

Why am I being entertained by to full grown men talking about cake? Lol!

[@DonYelleandDiana]

i can't wait to see IT thanks for the #ad Matt lol 💕

[@annielynelebl]

zane and heath legit said the word "cake'' 42 TIMES in like three minutes....

[@graciehott9068]

zane: * drives a g wagon * also zane: paper plates bc we gotta save money (◕ᴗ◕✿)

[@angel-gu8co]

Gracie Hott paper plates don't even save money

[@alexismonteiro9764]

Thats why they gotta save money cause zane spent it all on the car 😂

[@ohpochi]

angel they do if you reuse them or put plastic wrap over them

[@iBeFloe]

Gracie Hott Wouldn't paper plates cost them more money in the long run lol I'm pretty sure most people buy paper plates because they're too lazy to clean the dishes.

[@iBeFloe]

Baka Luffy Doesn't matter. You'll throw them away eventually because they easily break & are harder to clean.

[@omg835]

carrots are used to sweeten the cake and add moistness/richness but they lose their carrot flavor quickly (especially after they're cooked) so all of the other ingredients overpower it

[@Danielle5284]

WAIT I'm cracking up... I think Zane edited Heath at 2:20 to say "crap" so he wouldn't get demonetized for cursing omg

[@Master0fDonkeys]

Danielle5284 I think ur right. 😂 that part stared as I read ur comment.

[@unique7975]

"i like cake lets put vegetables in it" im dead

[@howtoSmile101]

Carrot cake has grated carrot in it. Carrot doesn't really taste like much but in the cake it makes it taste sweeter. A good carrot cake has at least 2 cups of grated carrot in it! The icing is cream cheese and icing sugar, AKA the best icing ever

[@michaeladawkins8097]

How~to~smile~101 YES! It can also have pecans in the icing. You've got to have homemade Carrot Cake to know what it's supposed to taste like. It's honestly amazing!

[@Mskatyb0baty]

I have been on a binge on all your vids. you Matt and Heath are the funniest people ever I love you guys

[@Iwishihadaseal]

If youre looking for a real answer to your carrot cake question sugar used to be really expensive and carrots were the most readily available ingredient containing pure sugar. So poorer people would use carrot as a sugar substitute.

[@itszach9459]

Carrot cake is my favorite kind of cake........... But the carrot cake I get is from a bakery and it has actual carrots in it (not chunks of carrots but it has the flavoring carrots have).

[@joannabernaciak9139]

death star M in love carrot cake that has real shreds of carrots in it

[@MyLittlePimp11]

death star M I was going to say, most recipes have literal carrots in them. Normally homemade cakes, bakeries included. But box cakes don't most of the time. Lol Hence carrot cake

[@hiddenassassin3577]

death star M yeah they usually have grated carrots in it

[@meghasinghania1]

death star M But why veggies in a cake!?!?!? It's AWFULl!!! 😡🙁🤢

[@caymanburns6691]

As a carrot cake lover this was very hard to watch.

[@rebecagomez1391]

Yes I felt sad

[@alyssamarie2002]

ion trust u

[@xkittenwhiskersx8413]

So true

[@cameron2836]

I felt bad for loving it

[@bingbong-yr6qe]

SAME 🥺

[@matthewmorrin1974]

5:47 - 5:53 to unlock this character please like 10 of Zane's videos

[@ZaneHijazi]

Matthew Morrin HAHAHAHA

[@alexrios8276]

Matthew Morrin I've done that already!!!!!!

[@siryarianthefirst3360]

Matthew Morrin It's a legendary character, only one of a kind, that people kill for it.

[@bewattayy5813]

?

[@tsuntsunyume7107]

Matthew Morrin Wrong you have to press up up down down B A Start

[@renatamosquera3950]

"Cake and fruit no they don't go together". *eats salsa chips and m&ms* "This is a great combination"

[@minimatlock2457]

Renata Mosquera damn that honestly sounds good right now

[@oliviaronsisvalle7461]

Renata Mosquera It was skittles not m&ms.

[@tariana9912]

Olivia VS Aus it was salsa chips and m&m's as well as skittles and hot Cheetos.

[@abbieisarose]

Carrot cake is the fucking bomb how dare you

[@susana9519]

seafoamy yum yes!!!

[@user-uw2vz5fc6r]

abbieisarose ew

[@amycherian3388]

Oh woah baby posting twice this week💗

[@anxhelamuca551]

I watched 3 ads zane you better upload on time ..you have no excuses 😂😂

[@hugh_dancy]

A N G E L A wtf im not getting any ads for his videos

[@anxhelamuca551]

Lmao I got 1 more ad when I came here to see your comment 😂😂😂

[@jeide8845]

So no one's gonna talk about how funny that merch montage was😂😂👏

[@fourohs]

baby...carrot cake is made with shredded or diced carrots but they’re small enough you don’t taste them over the spices also do NOT come for my cream cheese frosting

[@MarisolMiramontess]

I feel attacked that they don’t like carrot cake

[@zuzelm.4478]

Marisol Miramontes me too, I like so much

[@lexiehernandez1491]

PREACH MATT PREACH!!

[@Kristina-xy4on]

That awkward moment when carrot cake is your favorite cake and you asked your mum to bake it for your birthday... 😂 (Btw idk what carrot cake y'all are buying but the one I have has carrots in it)

[@mini1999jh]

Kristina : Theirs has carrot in it as well. When you bake it it doesnt taste like raw carrots anymore. thats why they think theres no carrot in there. I like it aswell

[@ammo891]

Kristina : Carrot cake is great as fuck

[@oliviab4511]

Kristina : s

[@ellaplayz1202]

SmolTv_ Lilac YASSSSS I LURRRRV IT.

[@tateja]

OMGG SAME I TOLD MY MOM TO GET ME CARROT CAKE FOR MY BDAY!

[@monicaalexisa]

"New colors" ...I've seen that merch in those colors so many times 😂😂

[@maddiemaldonado9953]

K

[@madelaineraye]

I love Matt. He is just such a pure soul.

[@roxanarodriguez6031]

THE INTRO IS EVERY THING

[@hysterics2432]

Roxana Rodriguez ''tis very troo

[@daviddobrick5476]

I love carrot and orange cake honestly I guess Heath don't trust me

[@henryzebere4598]

nucxxole Vlogs ewwww

[@bruhmitzvah]

Orange cake tastes like orange.

[@evahansen5069]

Its good!!

[@kamuelap.5263]

wtf is orange cake bahaha

[@SUE-yb4sr]

Matt❤️

[@maryajayi161]

Diamond Akaria honestly he's my favourite part of all the videos

[@kacey2668]

Great models👌🏻🙌🏻

[@Urbanary]

Matt needs to make a Channel.

[@kappakalim]

HEATH BABY

[@amycherian3388]

U know ur early when it says Vlog 1332 in the title 😂

[@Marie-nf8ch]

Amy Cherian I don't get it

[@nh39791]

Just meee Mari he uploads it with the vlog number as the title and then updates it with a clickbait title

[@entriesfrommytwenties8146]

follow @sexualizingdolans on ig

[@bellapearce6688]

*I was honestly ranting about carrot cake a week ago*

[@GRACE-mo5xl]

Bella Pearce I

[@lmeow69420]

Bella Pearce dude me too what the heck

[@lukap7297]

i rant abt it everyday man

[@CalebJack]

i agree, its awful

[@madisoncassidy6568]

It is literally one of my favorite movies now, I'm obsessed I already saw it twice

[@Marie-nf8ch]

The merch part 😂😂😂😂

[@anushamadhusudanan]

11:20 BABY STOP TRYNA HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE DATING ANDREA 😂😂❤

[@aricamijares5201]

Anusha Madhusudanan he's with heath 😂😂😂

[@kensleyc1502]

Arica Mijares wait I thought that was just a joke, right????

[@anushamadhusudanan]

Kensley Cox it is 😂 They aren't actually together

[@meghna617]

Hii ANUSHA

[@zebaanjuman1571]

Anusha Madhusudanan think they are together

[@ashsnyder20]

Love the videos and I am also loving the song pop streak we got!! Keep up the good work!!

[@melinavalenzuela5897]

Did I leave David's vlog for this? Yes. Am I sorry? Uhhhh I think tf not😂

[@gisellepanduro]

Melina Valenzuela girl same 😂😂

[@deescottyy]

When ur fav (matt king) talks about the book IT 😩❤️💧⭐️🎈🔥

[@elizabethbej5971]

am i the only one who thinks matt looks like brian from the breakfast club

[@xkittenwhiskersx8413]

Elizabeth Baj who grew up to be Trisha’s first real boyfriend and the one who did the most damage to her. I think about every time they are together.

[@Treesuh]

oh my fuck. YES. that's who it is- I couldn't figure out who he reminded me of

[@leahray260]

Just u

[@shviin]

Nah not really

[@zhabtema]

Yea, but Matt is much taller and in better shape than the character was in the movie. Present-day Anthony Michael Hall looks a lot like what I think Matt will look like when he gets older.

[@beckiej0229]

I love how zanes content went from dying his hair -- talking about carrot cake 😂😂

[@kazimirishere9670]

It's carrot cake cause there is carrots shreds in the cake. Also my brother loves carrot cake and he asked for the cake on his birthday

[@Lucy.andress]

Matt talking about things he likes oml ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@evamcc8148]

I should be doing my homework but no, I'm sitting here listening to two grown men talking about carrot cake.. not complaining though😂

[@luchyponce]

Zane you ok? There was literally carrot in that carrot cake 😂

[@ieshaq474]

I just wanna know why no one is talking about tres leches that's the BOMB DOT COM

[@chelseajohnson173]

NickNack PattiWack was literally about to comment about tres leches

[@lilliankarolak837]

Omg yaass my grandma made it it was like just yum

[@jess-zf6ik]

Tres leches is my favorite FMUUU

[@brynncannon5279]

Tres leches😍😩🤤

[@miweya]

TRES LECHESSS

[@Vi-rb2pz]

CARROT CAKE IS THE BEST CAKE

[@jessetrevino4718]

Tori Allen agreed, i dont even like chocolate cake , tastes nasty, carrot cake for the win 😂

[@mithrandirsilvertongue1406]

Does everyone call her Kwisten? Lol

[@hac2708]

Alex Odinson just Liza

[@priscillacervantes5130]

I love your intros with everyone❤❤💚

[@colinbalzer4423]

It has shredded or puréed carrots in it

[@bethanrobinson4375]

Big companies use frozen, pre grated and washed carrots so they have like no flavour. Then they add a shit ton of cinnamon, molasses and nutmeg. You need a proper homemade carrot cake

[@annasturhann141]

when zane whispered right before he shwed his merch i thought i clicked on one of the suggested asmr videos on the side

[@Naomi-pd1em]

I still miss the old intro, Zane and his fuccboi laugh 😂😭

[@kirstenmckelvey2637]

Guys, the carrots add moisture and kind of act as a base 😂

[@Sarah-ce3df]

"Who decided : I like cake ... let's put vegetables in it !! " 😂😂😂😂😂 I love heath so much !!!

[@anushamadhusudanan]

WHEN I EAT A CAKE, I DIDN'T ASK FOR FRUITS!

[@amaandahf5047]

Anusha Madhusudanan I WANT CALORIES BITCH NOT A HEALTHY CAKE

[@anushamadhusudanan]

Amanda Nicole EXACTLY

[@MyLittlePimp11]

Anusha Madhusudanan my friend LOVES putting fruits in cakes or cupcakes. Like bitch... The only time she didn't, is when she made her diabetes cake aka better than sex cake. We're both virgins 😂. But that shit had caramel sauce on it, whipped cream, chocolate chips, chocolate cake... It was good, but you could only have a sliver of it LMAO

[@katieandbella5249]

Anusha Madhusudanan I

[@cheshirekitten4809]

Henrique Blanc no. Vanilla is a bean. That grows off an orchid. Not a fruit. Lols :)

[@itszach9459]

Question, where'd Heath get the cake from??? It could be from a bad cake place thing. Try getting it from No Frills or Sobeys (not sure if these places are in America, I'm Canadian and have never been to the us so idk).

[@bridgeotto3320]

Kroger bakery "Fresh" brand carrot cake from Foods Co (Kroger is the head company). It does contain carrots. A LOT of carrots actually. Their recipe requires 1 pound of shredded carrots. I've had that cake before its actually pretty good.

[@Jillydisco]

death star M sorbeys cakes are good :) from Toronto! Woo

[@chelseybondi6335]

death star M or Farm Boy carrot cake👌😩👌

[@itszach9459]

Chelsey Kirsten yuuuuushhh

[@yolloy_poyyop]

Yea, that got a bad cake. Carrot cake is supposed to be moist not dry. And u can taste the carrots😂

[@Savscurls]

BABYYYYY!! The carrots are shredded!!! CARROT CAKE WITH CREAM CHEESE FROSTING AND ALSO PINEAPPLE YPSIDE DOWN CAKE IS BOMB💣💣💣💣

[@alannahhopwood4585]

Carrot cake is amazing it's my favourite and it does have carrots in it. I only know this because I've made it before

[@FireyCurls22]

Omg i fucking love you zane, yes i fucking hate fruits in cake! I like fruit I like cake Get yo fucking fruit outta my cake

[@goofymaddie1168]

FireyCurls22 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@catherinemckay3181]

Madison Boutte h

[@jacquie5038]

Ness Ahhh__ then you would have no sauce on your pizza

[@andreaf623]

FireyCurls22 carrots aren't fruits ....

[@pennystollak8609]

FireyCurls22 STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE IS THE BEST

[@DoahandBree]

Carrots go into the cake for moisture, not taste lol

[@bellar7607]

"I got a degree in heartburn" I can't I'm dead

[@AmberDelayes]

holy fucking shit the intro is literally something i did in one of my videos I'm dyiNG-

[@Basvra]

When they were talking about how IT was scary but I was bored and laughed through the movie

[@abrianalvarado]

im triggered cause i like carrot cake

[@nataliarobinson5671]

Every body is here talking bout the carrot cake I am here wondering how Kristen came remember such precise dates

[@emilysoto1985]

i got so happy when i saw him holding It. it's my favorite book ever

[@billmill4147]

You know the drill 0: David 1: Liza 2: Zane 3: Heath 4:Todd 5: Corinna 6: Gabbie 7: Big Nik 8: Alex 9: Scotty

[@emilianoguerra9507]

Who else is here before Zane Even titled the video

[@jackmartin9978]

THE BOOK WAS SO MUCH SCARIER THEN THE MOVIE GLFJSKDJSHAHLSKDK

[@nikesha8805]

Does red velvet cake taste like red velvet? Is the icing red velvet? That's what I thought.

[@emmayates8827]

Nikesha Amrutlal its chocolate cake dyed red

[@zack3959]

Emma Yates vanilla cake actually

[@zack3959]

or yellow maybe idk but not chocolate

[@georgiawhitehouse9187]

It's made with beetroot

[@emmayates8827]

praying mantis ya my bad, it's some cake flavor with color in it tho.

[@minniemouseluver227]

But for real can I please marry Matt

[@victoriarandolph8084]

Jase Anderson Same lol

[@skz8x0myb0ys3]

Jase Anderson Matt ugly

[@alicesia8004]

No.

[@maddywall]

Jase Anderson nope

[@versitilepine2248]

Jase Anderson same

[@catherinesewell5671]

Carrot cake is the best cake ever 😍 it has grated carrot in it keeps it lovely and moist x

[@kpopchanclas9891]

so rabbits eat carrots and whatever is pooped out is part of the ingredients for that carrot cake. it's like when llamas poop out grapes. or when bunnies poop out jelly beans. it's magical.

[@marlenataczarek9927]

What type of carrot cake are they eating. Carrot cake is bomb af

[@bridgeotto3320]

Kroger's "Fresh" brand carrot cake from Foods Co. Their recipe literally calls for 1 pound of shredded carrots. That cake definitely has carrots lol.

[@danielaleon6194]

I love Matt ❤️ and more for reading the book, I finished it like 2 weeks ago 🤡🎈

[@DelToro7]

haha Say Anything at the end! I haven't heard them since high school. Subbed

[@Isoflyiskyhigh]

This video is so funny bc literally everyone showed zanes merch before Zane showed zanes merch

[@krystal498]

Carrot cake is Soo good.. especially the frosting

[@localmar5117]

Carrot cake rant ends at 3:26. I love Zane and Heath, but I can't watch them drag carrot cake for 3 1/2 minutes.

[@ellah.9259]

lol same

[@BeckaStuff]

Why am I so hot for Matt King?

[@saidaahmed2080]

My thoughts exactly! haaate fruit on cake but I've come accustomed to it because everyone around loves it and tells me to eat it when having family events etc.

[@hollie3619]

Baby, you missed out cheese cake not tasting like cheese.... but that shit is good

[@naomiigonzalez4582]

deadass zoned out when matt started giving the history about IT lmaoooooo

[@toniannglenn1113]

Naomii Gonzalez lol Same

[@dillonbarham626]

Omg I love that book I have read it so many times

[@KatieMQ]

It's shredded carrots in the cake 🎂