Who's The Dumbest Vlog Squad Member?

[@maiwitzmann411]

I’m deeeaaad Mariah tho 😂 “Zane you don’t have to hide it no ones gonna copy from you”

[@laurenwhite9069]

Matt internally: "I'm surrounded by idiots." Matt externally: "This is going to end up on the news."

[@stephanyhernandez9873]

haha

[@sammaniscalco384]

“You don’t have to hide no ones copying you Zane”

[@immatureanna]

Mat's the kind of kid in school that was like "I totally failed that test" and then gets an A

[@evelincastanon6281]

literally

[@ryleeasm]

Me!

[@ryleeasm]

Aka my friend Bryan He gets a 100 on every hard test

[@LucyEmmerson]

he graduated from the university of texas so yes he was heheheh

[@britt1953]

Wait I’m legit that kid. I think I fail everything 😭

[@ddaeng8_]

“nobody make fun of me or i’ll cry” i felt that so much.

[@tamyriahsabsolutelysped7245]

Me at school

[@kelseywalker5728]

ali sikes me all throughout school 😂

[@Kmmk467]

Me everyday in life

[@kwelliwoo3162]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXungIWfdrl4ps0

[@shammi9481]

Literally me

[@taintedfolly]

Mariah is just a female version of Zane and that's why Heath is so in love with her

[@mandy7185]

Omg trueeeeee

[@shofiaflores]

Omfg yessss how didn't I see this

[@Abby-xi5bg]

OH MY GOSH TRUE LMAO

[@pewshmpew]

Mind blown

[@miahefner1238]

This omg😂😂

[@lilli2544]

Them as students Matt: The smart one Mariah: The one who doesn’t want to be there Zane: The class clown Heath: The quit one who is somehow friends with the class clown

[@KeepingupwithVickyyyy]

Lilli B Accurate 😭😭

[@sarahmusau5714]

Is it weird that I’m all four just on different days of the week

[@gimbapco1313]

did he get the 40km/h question wrong on purpose

[@zevans1994]

When Heath kissed Mariah said, "I love you" and homegirl said, "still" I died

[@sofiasanabria1221]

Time?

[@lxxndr09]

9:40

[@jmdragon113]

“ribs, our favorite song by Lorde” Matt is truly an intellectual

[@nifflofair6685]

He can't spell lol

[@syriahharris3963]

“automonopia” took me all the way out

[@baran_toob]

GAHA

[@apppletreee]

💀

[@jalikaderay9266]

i thought he way trying to say onomatopoeia 😂😂😂😂

[@baran_toob]

Jalika Deray i think he was 😂

[@orange.circles402]

Jalika Deray he was. they said it on the podcast if you want proof lol

[@selenexx8118]

what is the plural form of moose? mariah: “the other day i saw a flock of meese.”

[@lilypop3783]

I pretty sure she got that from the plural of goose "geese"

[@rubydoone8764]

🤣🤣

[@livnix1200]

I love how Matt is personally offended whenever anyone gets anything wrong

[@anya3055]

Liv Nix like he don’t know the people he hangs around with . Like my friends have accepted I will say dumb shit hahaha

[@semyajohnson7937]

Liv nix you’re right

[@ahantipatowary3150]

Dude, that's me tho like all the way

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

@@anya3055 I dont think ur dumb ur just lazy... damn I sound like my high school teacher when I didnt try

[@tnsmtnsm1050]

"That's an OCTAGON!"

[@maya_bhalla]

No one: Not a single soul: Mariah: “c lyin”

[@kennedymata2563]

New drinking game: take a shot every time someone interrupts Matt while he’s talking

[@ashlynann1709]

do want someone toget poisoned

[@laffytaff3443]

@@ashlynann1709 *do you want someone to get poisoned

[@kennedymata2563]

wut u say LMAOO that’s the goal

[@kassidilla.12]

Kennedy Mata be drunk 2 minutes in

[@kia771]

dude fr thoooooo

[@NO-io1hj]

I wanna see Zane do this with Hidaya that would be hilarious

[@ryleeasm]

I think he should do it with Suzie, Jonah, and Vardon

[@Al1c1axw]

Tess Lissette they would get in so many fights

[@NO-io1hj]

Alicia Whitbread Yuppp

[@Al1c1axw]

Tess Lissette 😂😂😂😂

[@anjalichettri63]

Agreed

[@busraavsar3220]

Zane: gets all the questions wrong Matt: gets one question wrong Also zane: HhOw cAn yOU bE So sTUpID?!!!

[@nifflofair6685]

Hardly!

[@kia771]

zane got ounces abbreviation right

[@cheesewater74]

Pearl Harbor

[@gingervsginger]

@@cheesewater74 yes exactly. How did I not catch that before

[@kokooath]

Zane and Mariahs friendship is the cutest omg.

[@Imcookt]

They definitely make fun of health together 😭💀

[@jinj238]

Did anyone notice how serious Heath was about this game 😂

[@notreallyash]

high key competitive aries

[@khanaiiijahh23]

It’s the Aries in him.

[@gracegraham6895]

Zane wasn't covering his answers bc he didn't want y'all to copy him, he was covering it so y'all wouldn't watch him write the wrong answer, cuz me too

[@alexa-sf8zi]

I felt that so muchhhh😭

[@katiemcdonald547]

Like when a teacher walks behind you during a test and you know you're getting the wrong answers

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

@@katiemcdonald547 sorry can't relate... unless I didnt study which I always procrastinated and memorize everything in one night oops still got an A

[@Char-kd6bl]

But he still has to show the answer...lol

[@natzlovesmusic01]

Can there please be a part two to this? I can’t stop laughing

[@pixelchix1]

“the first city to be attacked by the atomic bomb ... “ zane: pearl harbor 💀💀

[@flawlesscowboy1173]

Amanda: “First city to be attacked by an atomic bomb?” Zane: Pearl Harbor BRUH

[@i-Drew93]

how did our school system fail so much? lol

[@emilylarkins4817]

this killed meeee

[@King5outh]

God that section was so hard to watch

[@Kmmk467]

I laughed for minutes at this, the way they zoomed in as she said the actual answer

[@lazyy_troll7223]

i mean he has to be trolling surely.

[@ashleyduque5039]

No one: Zane: “Automonopia”

[@satildashehaj9827]

in the genius parody he made in 2:55 listen to what he says I think he says it's more than just a word it's a feeling it's a automonopia 😂😂( I promise I am not stalking him 😂😂).

[@atheaks23]

I won the spelling bee in 2nd grade with that word. That’s when I peaked. Onomatopoeia, ftw!

[@brookiexjames]

I want this again with like Jeff, David, Carly & Erin. Make it a series.

[@x.mono.x4011]

Yes

[@mandyg5634]

Jason instead of Jeff

[@janeflanegin1871]

Brooke i can hear jeff go "i dont fckn know

[@ryleeasm]

He won’t do it because he made such a fool of himself( Zane)

[@loveelaughhsmilee]

this can be done over zoom!! #quarantinecontent

[@mary-gx5cl]

matt: “so the points system-“ zane, heath & mariah: *interrupting him, messing around, generally not listening* matt: “THE POINTS SYSTEM-“ zane, heath & mariah: *still not focussing* matt: “I SAID THE POINTS SYSTEM!!!”

[@jamietownsend3813]

Mary Dragonee this is me trying to teach my class 😂😂😂

[@witchkittyfreya]

We all pretending like we didn’t been knew Matt is the smartest!

[@alanchen7421]

witch.kitty. freya know*

[@brookeroberts499]

Alan Chen bruh "been knew" is the phrase they wrote that on purpose🤦🏽‍♀️

[@alanchen7421]

brooke roberts ok 👏🏼👏🏼

[@nifflofair6685]

.....and he isn't that smart either!

[@rezmy10488]

@@nifflofair6685 in what way?

[@theresapalma7653]

heath to Mariah : “i love you” Mariah: “still?” 😂💀

[@laurenpellino5717]

“He said Nile River” “nIaLl HoRaN”

[@emmajade3382]

Lauren Pellino LMFAOOO

[@laurenpellino5717]

Mia Parveen I know lmao

[@livstyles3658]

@Mia Parveen no?? she spelled everything in that comment correctly

[@laurenpellino5717]

Mia Parveen lol it doesn’t matter I was making a point lmfao

[@savanagoshorn8323]

YES

[@haggiemorsch]

“guys to be fair i haven’t been in school for 7-8 years so...” “neither have all of us”

[@chazzledazzle89]

I found that funny because I'm older than all of them and I got all of them correct except the capitol of New York. I haven't been in school in over 10 years!

[@qhastuk898]

popular opinion: these four together are funnier than the entire vlog squad

[@samanthakeyes3010]

qhastuk AGREE

[@willclawbtw6890]

qhastuk Alex and dom and Todd are goatee tho

[@nate513i]

Nah have to disagree with that one

[@lokebrandon]

It's really true tho lol

[@aebeeceeonetwothree1377]

They're *hilarious* but not as funny as the whole vlog squad🤷😂

[@kkymbb]

“what is the capital of New York?” “times square”

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

Girl its ok I didnt knew it either but I knew what the wrong answers were and I also thought that answer n auto corrected in my brain... nope thats not a capital 🤣

[@surilifestorytime7022]

Zane: “can we do teams?” Matt: “OHHH HELL NOOOO”

[@feliciajeppe8363]

They are literally the funniest people in the vlog squad...

[@katiev9494]

Felicia Jeppe definitely.

[@reakefit5042]

And the less controversial

[@katiev9494]

Felicia Jeppe And honestly some of the more down-to-earth people in the VS as well

[@charlielloyd5265]

Liza!

[@Cari.p]

For sure. That's why Zane's videos are the best because he is surrounded by them,Hidaya and Liza😂😂

[@sarahmontoya9080]

Matt: “Thomas Payne” Matt: “T-pain” 😂😂😂😂

[@pratapallam4955]

Amanda: what bone protects the heart Zane: Heart Bone Me:😂😂

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

I was laughing so hard cause thats what I thought he would say and he did and I'm dude... its the ribcage ...

[@annalisao.3947]

Mariah didn’t get enough credit for writing “c lying” dont worry girl i laughed

[@manover3150]

Annalisa O. when was that hahah

[@user-uz6rp6on2r]

Minoy MFY 3:30

[@manover3150]

Κoko thank you!

[@lilli2544]

Annalisa O. Same

[@kampungbamang]

I died 😂

[@chillichillchill]

Matt - “ I got a 96 on the test, what happened to the other 4 points?? “ Zane - “ A 65? Not far from a 100, not bad “ literally me.

[@godiraonasetlhabi7992]

😂😂I'm definitely Matt.

[@Malak-qw9qy]

“i love you” “still??”

[@hickyxnicky411]

lol

[@madisonrb4]

This is me

[@shivaniGulatiJoyful]

time stamp?

[@Jodieeee458]

“THATS AN OCTAGON, HEATH” that got me

[@OnlyGleeLover]

Jodie ackerman literally heard that in matts voice before i even got to that part 😂😂

[@joreskovich9]

Especially when Matt didn't know where the Grand Canyon is... Even Zane knew. Yet he acts like they are so dumb for getting a question wrong. Hahahaha. So funny.

[@Tara-id3rk]

Right?! Like he was SO MAD that Heath got it incorrect 😂😂

[@ottothandekile]

i don't think he's acting like they're dumb. i think he's just surprised/appalled by the answers they put down. i think it's all in good humor. i could be wrong, who knows

[@kathleenm9952]

I can’t stop watching this! What is the first A in NASA stand for? Mariah: Beats the hell outta me Zane: Nope Mariah: Apples I can’t with these two!

[@serenar8772]

If Mariah went to highschool with Zane and Heath, she would’ve befriended Zane first then would’ve later met Heath through Zane.

[@schadenfreudebabe]

So true 😂

[@abigaelsevere3544]

Sooooo trueeeee

[@kaitlyns9972]

“What state is the Grand Canyon in?” Me, without hesitation and complete confidence: “United”

[@kassidilla.12]

kaitlyn spiva me

[@lilli2544]

kaitlyn spiva 😂 OMG I’m dying

[@pyropeshichidan8141]

vine material lmao

[@kwelliwoo3162]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXungIWfdrl4ps0

[@carolinedowner7568]

“You know what sue me”

[@DiegoCrawford]

ur cute

[@jessican6451]

^oh

[@carolinedowner7568]

Oh?

[@jamiware1609]

-continues to laugh hysterically in the background- 😂😂

[@sydndur]

I want to like this comment but right now its at 666 likes and Im not messing that up

[@jessica1730]

Maria was so confident with that "oxymoron". lol

[@zoew_]

MATT IS SUCH A CUTE HUMAN

[@heathernicole5794]

Matt is me with my 7th graders. “I’ll wait”

[@ThePumpernickel93]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[@littledicholas6131]

Holy fuck I hated when my 6th grade teacher would say that.

[@joshua123838]

7th graders must be the worst

[@diesel4037]

One of my teachers would just stand there with a serious face staring at all of us until we all got quiet. lol, we'd be like oh shit my bad

[@ashleyc2665]

yeaaaah they were making fun of you

[@AndreaLopez-wn5cv]

Mariah: “I LOVE THESE” *gets it wrong*

[@brooklynnturner4588]

I really wanna know what planet Zane put at the end🤣🤣🤣

[@ThaoNguyen-il9ef]

He's like: ... The Moon :)))

[@alisagorbatova952]

@@ThaoNguyen-il9ef honestly, i wouldnt be surprised

[@alaurent2679]

idk why i feel like he said earth LOL

[@cassandraxlove]

@@alaurent2679 we'll be dead if Zane said "earth" lol

[@emanuelmakani3739]

“Zayn you dont have to cover, no ones copying you”💀💀

[@candaceenicole]

Uh don’t you mean Zane?

[@narusasu136]

but then he actually go it right and Mariah was wrong :D

[@idcbuddy]

it's spelled Zane u inbred 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@milobeckham8877]

@@emanuelmakani3739 Ur two dads

[@sarafox2489]

Amanda- “What is the plural of moose?” Me- *MEESE*

[@HanaleiAcosta]

Sara Fox i said miCE KASJDKS

[@sarafox2489]

hani HAHAHAHAHA

[@rubizarate3046]

Me moosi 😭

[@olayo53]

Hi I’m mr meeseeks

[@Bellas61]

Ahahahha i love you

[@mollie1396]

i wanna see matt’s report cards from high school

[@remykillunmg8832]

Think he said in one video he had above a 4.0

[@luismdz460]

Repjas so judgmental LMAOO

[@erikafinch748]

He hands you his 99.4 overall average and you see dried tears on the paper

[@repjas5136]

@@luismdz460 wym judgemental. Its just that people are saying he's SO smart, when he's really average. He's just surrounded by idiots. With idiots by the way I just mean they aren't very intelligent.

[@sabrinavasquez9527]

Repjas Matt is so smart :)

[@miracle9912]

“this video is gonna be on the news” - matt king 2019

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

Its funny how he was worried about them since he knew he was doing gud 🤣

[@amandamala2711]

“Ribs, our favorite song by Lorde” Felt that one

[@apppletreee]

9:04 Matt looking at Zane's answer and muttering "Jesus" had me deaaaad lmao

[@vereenablake9542]

mariah: “I LOVE THESE!” *gets it completely wrong*

[@jimenamoreno3965]

“Did you say Nile river”. Mariah “Niall Horan” YES

[@1girpiggy]

the first minute: matt trying to give this video actual structure

[@SimplySomeon3]

“What planet is closest to the sun” he said Pluto

[@itslucai]

I was thinking he said earth or sumthn lol

[@ivannaz3649]

Wait how can you tell? I thought he put Earth 😂😂

[@jessepill2997]

He said United States or somthn

[@josher3996]

Guess: Matt answers the most questions correctly and Zane doesn't.

[@AlixiaCaesarion]

matt is the straight A teacher's pet, heath is the cool guy who's also really intelligent, mariah is the artsy kid that excels in arts, and zane is the class clown basically

[@lorenhamilton6766]

Zane: at least I'm a good dancer Mariah: two peas in a pod

[@shiennehe591]

Videos like these make me realise why heath and Mariah are so strong, she’s legit a female Zane 😂

[@FM-vd7yi]

Never realised how much alike Zane and Mariah were until this video. Like Heath is basically dating the female version of his best friend lmao

[@adamwarlock1]

I find this super-funny because people have been saying Erin's fiance TJ and her bf Carly are basically the same person too.

[@sarahaye4080]

@@adamwarlock1 In psychology we learnt about how people are unconsciously attracted to or seek out people who share either physical similarities or a similar personality to those they have a special relationship with e.g. a friend or parent they have a good relationship with/ they hold high respect for etc.

[@susieglasgow2664]

What is the plural of moose? Moriah: moose’s! Zane: *meece* Moriah: the other day i saw a flock of *meece*

[@dannikac2199]

Susie Glasgow my favorite part lol

[@marlismit6]

Mariah**

[@catiereynolds7701]

thoughts and prayers going out to zane and mariah rn cos YIKES

[@shanavier]

Zane's dry laugh be having me on the floor. It's not even the jokes it is the laugh.

[@Geathers101]

Cuz they're not real,, DERRR most of them are fake pretty hard to force that many fake laughs

[@briannabroughton4576]

Why does Zane's assistant sound like a narrator of a documentary

[@Quez-]

Hahaha this her audition tape she said I'm tired of Zane. 😂😂😂

[@bruhbruh4218]

Love how matt is practically babysitting them in this video, like its zanes video yet matt is explaining everything and trying to get them to be quiet while he's doing so.

[@graceschweighofer4337]

deadass haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

[@tamarayazzie6235]

“Thomas Pain, T-Pain!” 😂😂

[@cassandrahlongwa4611]

“Automonopia”😂😅😂😅zane killed me

[@cassandrahlongwa4611]

7:38

[@marcirobertson1323]

Zane and Mariah: Well, at least we can dance

[@paigeburgess9323]

THERE ARE 5 GREAT LAKES, LAKE MICHIGAN AND LAKE HURON ARE NOT CONSIDERED “ONE” LAKE AS A MICHIGANDER I AM O F F E N D E D

[@EJJ52486]

Paige Burgess I came to the comments SPECIFICALLY to look for another Michigander to call this out. #triggered

[@madisonwilliams3341]

LITERALLY was screaming at this part and made me question everything I ever knew. Had me saying HOMES over and over again 😤

[@taywest05]

Same

[@annaburk3675]

For real though!!! 😒

[@Sisterof72]

I’m from Indiana but was feeling the same way.

[@lmcfreeman]

Zane putting Pearl Harbour for the atomic bomb question is THE most American thing I have ever seen

[@hickyxnicky411]

bruhh

[@devons2739]

This had me ROLLING

[@kyleee8]

Matt literally ONLY got the easiest questions wrong 😂😂

[@kenyajade2263]

I love how his assistant is just like Matt’s the smartest and asks him the questions first lol

[@angelitavelazquez3662]

What’s closest to the sun Zane: earth

[@blixtexandhighlighter5999]

Angelita Velazquez I’m dying for personal reasons 😂😂

[@jodyknight]

Is that what he actually answered?

[@angelitavelazquez3662]

Jody Knight probably we don’t know haha

[@MissLisaSwann]

Maybe he said the moon

[@jimmyquincy7846]

Me in the beginning: nnoooo, they can't be that stupid Me in the end: Oh MY GoD *THEY CANNNN*

[@mariamkhalil8352]

“False. We didn’t get to the moon”

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

Also there are 5 Great Lakes not 4 ...

[@alvanetwork]

Watching this back makes me realize how good of a friendship Mariah and Zane has

[@vavila16]

I feel like Matt did not go to public school 😂

[@blackwassbigirl]

lol nah that texas education hits different except when it comes to grammar

[@vavila16]

@@blackwassbigirl 😂

[@se8241]

No one: Mariah: “C lying”. Wth what is a c lying 😅

[@stephhhhanniee]

Suz E sea lion

[@se8241]

Yeah i know she meant that

[@Bobgo27]

Matt internally: “how have these people survived for so long?”

[@bkaragully4645]

" zane you don't have to cover no ones copying you" ~ mariah DEAADDDDD

[@maggiecumbo7920]

Zane and Mariah's friendship is so cute, It's nice that they can vibe together too and that third wheel factor doesn't get in the way!

[@meredithmitchell6456]

“Zane you don’t have to cover it no one is copying you”

[@liztatecanrelate]

THAT WAS HYSTERICAL

[@mac166cass]

“The Canadian providence of kwabeck” I’m literally screaming 😤

[@cloechan7658]

macinly fram i died

[@joreskovich9]

I'm from Northern Minnesota (with close Canadian friends of the family) and laughed when I heard "Providence" then "Quebec" come out of her mouth. I wonder if she knows it's Province or what the (major) difference is between the two words. Haha

[@sandyman703]

She should get a point for that 🤣

[@myriam5820]

I’m from Montreal Quebec and I was dying 😂

[@sophiayepes504]

literally SQUEALED and had to go back to make sure my ears heard that right

[@lindss34]

They need to another video like this. One of my favorite videos on the internet. Zane and Mariah are everything in this video.

[@ryiverson1803]

matt: gives his friends a hard time for not knowing "Thomas Pain" also matt: spells Thomas Paine wrong

[@maryalice3474]

Brooo hahahah

[@curtisjailor]

Thank you I noticed too.

[@shaunanicole931]

Thank you! I was waiting for someone to notice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@evastood4539]

Guys this was the first learning about him the first duration system has failed me😪

[@kaylahemmo4125]

when mariah went “two peas in a FUCKIN POD!” LMAOOO

[@k59755]

Only thing that would've made this video better would be Hidaya

[@hayley_g]

nah

[@simranarora2163]

Trueeeeeee💯

[@abigail1255]

The amount of times I have watched this video never have I noticed the fact that Mariah goes “Niall Horan” when they name the Great Lakes , I’m so proud for some reason.

[@nicoleestrada6207]

Yes this is me I'm rewatching it and never noticed she said it, my directioner heart has never been more proud

[@zhanealexis]

Amanda: Spell - Buoyancy Mariah: no... how about no 💀

[@erikmedina7902]

9:08 When Matt says French Mariah: “oooop” *proceeds to hide board* What a mood

[@Sweetpea0109]

i love how close zane and mariah are like they all have the same humor lmfaoo

[@chilla0987]

I love this group it brings me such joy to see great friends having a good time.

[@julieherrmann6801]

“the points are made up and the scores don’t matter” OKAY DREW CARREY

[@bornanathlete44]

Julie Herrmann I THOUGHT THE SAME THING YES

[@ReallyVerdii]

Well Zane and Mariah have same brain cells. That’s lit.

[@tandoori-flame]

When Amanda said: “ the Canadian *providence* “ all the Canadians cringed

[@segentekeste8717]

Meena Lal okay good. So I’m not the only one who heard that. Lol I played it back like 4 times. And was like no way she said providence

[@landewell6862]

What is it supposed to be

[@badlucklaura]

Lan Dewell province

[@SamanthaGonzalez-vm3lk]

well, amanda isn't canadian so i dont know what you expected

[@chazzledazzle89]

YEP. Omg, imagine what they think of us, Canadians... I love those videos where they ask US citizens to answer questions about Canada. They don't reverse those roles because you know we study both US and Canadian geography, history etc.

[@dianajames2727]

Zane and Mariah’s friendship is so cute💙 I love that Heath is so lucky to have them, he’s always entertained by them .