WE CAN'T LET THE SIN WIN! | Church Simulator

[@O_Scud]

Ken your fast pastor monologues were so good it was scary

[@Kagome28100]

You are so funny Ken 😂

[@Konaeix]

Ken is unironically so good at preaching 😂

[@traditionalsuki]

Please play more. I wanna see if the cat really does get baptized 😂

[@savannahhaigh4500]

Yes we must see the cats fate!!! 😂

[@JusticeCouldNotExist]

Agreed

[@ChyPearce]

I'm only 47 seconds in and I can't wait for part two!

[@harleyquinn2011]

You had me at cat

[@The_Crucible714]

They really baptize cats at the church of Satan… _I read about it_ 😏

[@Mommabailey01]

As someone raised Christian Baptist but no longer participates... This is HILARIOUS

[@Jeremy-k9t]

Wait, church has practice ?!

[@jessiee2115]

Hallelujah praise the Holy Moly Roly Poly Church of Christ! 🙌

[@MunkeyKung]

Blasphemy! It's the church of Roly Poly, and it is holy moly 😉

[@siriuswulf6178]

The moly is very holy in this one, yeees😂

[@selestio8847]

I lost it when he whispered “premarital sex” in my ears XD

[@MarieLinn]

Holy Moly Rolly polly Church is my only church I go to!!!

[@annawilson6663]

Anyone else that can't create their own comment in the mobile app?

[@rowdyreckless9147]

Amen

[@Elirue02]

if they ever host weddings, the couples will be married in Holy Moly Rolly Polly Matrimony 😅

[@MarieLinn]

@@annawilson6663 I've had that happen to me before recently. Not sure, how to fix that.

[@kaytea0963]

1:32 I thought those were giant bugs all over the floor and Ken had a moment of seeing the future by naming the church RollyPolly 😂

[@iamsuzy]

Sir, I'm gonna need a cat baptism follow-up stat! Smite them sinners, Kenny!

[@catdonut6690]

This is southern church memories meets house flipper and I'm dying in laughter. Please play more. Thank the Lord that faith is available outside of four walls lol

[@shocktnc]

0:51 😂 I appreciate you specifying so no one else has to get offended.

[@mikailapellow4670]

I'm nearly 23 but a kid, I used to go to a catholic primary school cause it was the closest to my home and still live near it but I was really into it as a child but was the kind type that loved all equally. My family was mostly Atheist or Agonistic and if not they were soft religious or had soft beliefs from many areas. I have a few hardcore family members who are Catholic but never saw them so I was never affected. Got out of it for many reasons (found out I was queer, was assaulted, SA including tcap type which is why I love the tcap videos cause it gives me hope there will be some justice) but I turned to spiritual wicca and community and to form friendships. I'm from Australia in Victoria 1 hour out the city (so pretty urban suburbs) so it's kinda funny that the 'Give me the money' part is on the mark no matter where in the world you are XD I'm sorry if this comment is heavy but it's my truth and I really want to thank Ken, his friends, his family and everyone in the community as well for the joy everyone gives

[@krystalkossen9111]

12:20 As a Grumps fan, the fact that he got 23 immediately had me rolling 🤣🤣

[@MockyJGaming]

I literally said someone get Arin on the phone out loud

[@caseysims6307]

The Fortress never fails! 😂

[@krystalkossen9111]

@@caseysims6307 yes! The fortress of solitude 😂

[@michelle7455]

This is hilarious! More! MOOOOORE!

[@fei1138]

Very funny lol. When you skim the book before class but know all the answers 🤣

[@abistoxks]

KZbin recapped just told me I'm in the top 2% of viewers on this channel 😂 I love it here!!

[@SailorRoseRed]

The baby OMG XD As someone who was Southern Baptist growing up I had to start singing "are you washed in the blood of the lamb" xD

[@colormeinked]

He beat the man with a bat and said “amen” after. That took me out!

[@KDiamond666]

Crying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ssnwlove]

2 likes and I will send this to my pastor

[@ssnwlove]

Guess I gotta send it 8 times now

[@TheOddHolloway]

Tell us how it goes... Because you have to send it now...

[@poisonisley9832]

Grew up in Alabama, this is very accurate for southern Baptist. 😂

[@adellerulli]

I like how the priest looks like a tired street gang member 😆

[@mainkcyt]

Yes . I need the Lawrd in my sinner life. Plus you gotta check out those people trying yo buy candles 😂

[@JamesGreco43]

hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah have a kalua have a kalua

[@mrpathfinder7274]

Please play more this was so funny 😂😂

[@Elirue02]

5:54 that preach was a bit too on the nose 😭💀

[@ScratchinWithMarianna]

His preaching sounded a little bit like Madea 😂

[@Jaketheaxman]

"And in the name of the crusade I had to kill him" lmao

[@The_Crucible714]

“Eating body” and “bathing in blood”although analogous sounds so twisted when you think about it. 🤔

[@ElephantQueen777]

Imma give all my money to Ken's church. I've been converted 😂

[@Brittybootiful92]

I was raised going to church, but now I no longer attend. This is beyond accurate and hilarious to watch 😂

[@mayra1mm230]

I really enjoyed your church service on rhis game. I don't go to church in real life but watching you play this game is so much fun & entertaining to watch 😊

[@FishOuttaWater26]

I like how thuggish the pastor looks when you go into selfie mode 🤣 He looks straight from the Mafia 🤣

[@andiecph]

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 please make more of these

[@IronedBandanna]

This was almost disturbingly accurate. Takes me back 😆

[@roxanaflores3669]

This is the only church I’ll attend. 😂

[@taylorp535]

The cash register 😂😂😂 that’s something my local church would have ngl 😂😂😂 I constantly get stuff in the mail asking for money and the church has so much of it, it’s insane.

[@Betlejuse420]

This stuff reminds me of a song that perfectly portrays the TV pastors. Lol

[@mariap3667]

As someone who went through 14 years of catholic schooling (pre-school and k-12), I love this and the way he talks about religion lol

[@itsallgone9037]

Thanks u Jesus for this video 🙂‍↕️🙏 amen

[@MrRaffaelatje]

omg lol if you would be a priest i would definitly go to church, heck i would go every day ahhahah this was amazing

[@KDiamond666]

Me too 😂❤

[@theycallmebrit0268]

I go to church, and this had me rolling XD

[@Nny2005]

I love seeing people call out the scam that church really is

[@khayminallen7207]

Hey Ken! I frequent your main channel, I am a huge fan of yours, and Dane, as well. This is the first gaming video that I have seen of yours in years, and I LOVED IT. We NEED more of this southern character. Please!! 😂 -Love, from Texas

[@piscesbaby1986]

Absolutely funniest video evr!!!😂😂😂😂 Ken you have to continue!

[@VerchielxKanda]

Yes please play more of this Ken!! XD

[@LadySatine]

TOO FUNNY! 😂💀 amen toasty!

[@The_Crucible714]

*It was the hangman’s noose outside the confessional for me* 😮😂

[@Sn33kyy]

I don't usually watch gaming videos but I love how you don't take it seriously at all it's just a game for fun I lost it when he was preaching and said thr church name 😂

[@hscha2085]

This is the first thing to make me laugh since the election

[@Vekuyo]

The accuracy of the absurd sermons really takes me back. Was trying to think of what the word was for the opposite of nostalgia, but I think they just call that trauma.

[@allisonpainting7549]

AMEN!!!

[@GTAARMY]

Would love to see more of priest toast! Saving souls left and right from that casino across the street!

[@OriginalSin666]

We need a toasty Sunday school

[@NightBlueShade]

Please play more. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile! 😂

[@chelseaschindel1565]

Ya know ken, i dont really enjoy watching u play games. But this one? This one here is gold. Pure gold.

[@Unstoppable_Unicorn]

🤣🤣🤣 as someone who grew up in the Bible Belt I need sooooo much more of this game 🤣

[@nikkinoodlesoup]

I need to know about the cat baptism! 😂 please keep playing this

[@krisguzman8917]

Please keep making these so i can continue to come to holy rolly Polly church!

[@Scookum]

9:36 Genesis 3:19 from dust we are made, to dust we shall return

[@Misskay2u9]

It’s scary how accurate this is 😂😂😂😂

[@spooky_dubois]

“…and also sorry about killing that guy”

[@nightowls-lo1ur]

This is the only church I want to attend.

[@SilverStreampony]

I knew you had a gaming channel, but never thought it would be this funny. Dude, im hooked. If you ever play multiplayer games like buckshot roulette, I would love to join

[@jaydenandressen]

Preach it Ken! :D

[@shardsoforion]

Preach hallelujah Father Ken 🙌

[@JamesLuiPrado]

🎉power of the bill compels you

[@HammerMarc1895]

Very interesting to see how different US and German church seems to be. 😅😅

[@Mismis1988]

Omg i need more of the holy moly Roly poly church 😂

[@dragnbane]

Lmao Ken chasing people out of the church and down the street

[@WillFlyTheLightingGuy]

Pray the SSA away, Ken!

[@tsvet5804]

Great video Ken, for the next game play The Classrooms! I am surprised you havent already, its spooky horror game.

[@wallingfordd]

Is that Louis Vuitton bell at the church 😂

[@viviansketch]

Yes please more holy moly rolly polly

[@cretaceousdog1099]

We need more of Ken's J-swiss prayers 😂

[@megantholin8705]

I was raised Irish Catholic. As my mom said “that was where you were baptized. It didn’t take.” Then right before Halloween, went to visit my husbands family in Alabama and the little ones asked about the whole “speaking in tongues” thing. Their response was “oh it’s a whole Holy Spirit thing”. I’m not completely in the family to say it’s total bs.

[@qus.9617]

DLC will have y'all competing with rival churches encroaching on your street.

[@mollyislovely]

I never laughed so hard in my life lol

[@Unstoppable_Unicorn]

15:01 I’m sorrrry was that a noose?! 🤣 just in case the he gets tired of his less than priestly ways?

[@BubbleChanTank]

Who else placed their hand on the screen? (please tell me I'm not alone)

[@chrisneely8130]

Don't worry. I grew up in church. I can make fun of it 😂😂😂

[@RobinStarrTV]

Please do more! Wanna see where this goes

[@mikailapellow4670]

I would love to see more vids of this if you are up for it and if you feel can make more content off it

[@Taiki11]

Damn I wish I saw this sooner. Didn't knew Ken had a different channel for games lol

[@mayra1mm230]

I wonder what CAT she talking about?!😂

[@J-High666]

Could you imagine chillin at work or coffee shop and this dude comes in rambling then say goodbye b4 bouncing 🗣🗣🏃‍♂️🤔🤷‍♂️

[@ashixx_]

PLEASE PLAY MORE LOVED THIS VIDEO SM!!

[@JenJenlovesu2]

It ended way too soon, more of the HMRP Chruch 😂

[@kidzAj]

1) Ken's transfer to become a pastor when? 2) WHAT WAS THE DEAL WITH BEATING THE KNIFE guy? 3) Ken's doing the lord's work with that bat

[@melodydawnrose4513]

The Lord demands more rolly Polly!

[@suruh123]

me, a former catholic: Live Laugh Lucifer

[@harleyquinn2011]

At least his character is hitting on an adult woman 😂 Key word is adult

[@juliebradley]

This brought me back to my childhood 😂💀

[@Urick69]

Bro is hilarious

We definitely need an episode 2 😂

[@kathrynchildress1691]

Omg please keep playing this one. 😂😂

[@chevalfille12]

Ding ding ding top of morning

[@LordDuff]

That was fun!

[@MichaeLynnKanichy]

Holy moly if I had a rib, I would have broke it 😂

[@TophinatorStreams]

A sinner walks into a church. The preacher says “Repent, my children! For those that do, are welcome into the Kingdom of Heaven! For those that don’t repent, eternal torture awaits!” The sinner says “So, my choices are church or church? WHAT A CHOICE!”

[@elijahbenedict1782]

Please play more of this

[@katygraham1637]

youre too good at this Ken