We Choose Pokemon by their Day Jobs, Then We Battle!

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@MaxWeb2599 5 ай бұрын

To tell the truth if I'm drowning, a human eating sandcastle would be one of the last thing I want to be saved by.

@UndeadJohnGaming 5 ай бұрын

Dylan sliding in that Delta Airline comment about Rayquaza is WAY TOO FUNNY XD "Delta Episode" Friggin-

@14akamaru 5 ай бұрын

Delta Stream as the Mega ability, too

@UndeadJohnGaming 5 ай бұрын

@@14akamaru Yesssss hahaha that whole comment. I loved it.

@IsYouAWizard 5 ай бұрын

Definitely expected Dylan to say either musician or symphony conductor for Kricketune haha

@novaduck_iv 5 ай бұрын

1:30 the lighting making Rayquaza's eye look white is actually so cursed.

@Adam10974 5 ай бұрын

@DragoTobin 5 ай бұрын

2:12 Yeah, immediately when I saw that, I had to rewind and said "I hate that, what happened"

@Dinomen12 5 ай бұрын

Still can't believe Gamefreak thought it was ok to have a Pokemon with Speed Boost, Calm Mind, Stored Power AND an easy way to heal lol.

@bluewilliam7203 5 ай бұрын

Just be a dark type. It can't touch you with it only psychic type move

@CanisMythson 5 ай бұрын

See I thought they were crazy with the 10 hit move you can give a king's rock to for basically guaranteed flinch, or the move that becomes 250 base power when everyone else died

@RawrStudios 5 ай бұрын

Very often they run draining kiss so even dark types arent safe at all@@bluewilliam7203

@DannyCool2001 5 ай бұрын

@@CanisMythson or the move that goes up by 50bp every time you get hit but it's only maxes at 350bp so perfectly respectful

@rileyackison4495 5 ай бұрын

@@DannyCool2001annihilape is my favourite Gen 9 Mon

@TSLstudio2010 5 ай бұрын

5:18 Bagon should work at an airport, hoping to fly one day himself ;)

@Heart_Nattie 5 ай бұрын

That was dark lol

@siner6666 5 ай бұрын

Air stewardess along with Trapinch.

@g.r.4459 5 ай бұрын

I would have said mountain guide since Bagon live near cliffs

@scionicog 5 ай бұрын

1. The "Delta" slipped in casually for Rayray was amazing. 2. I would given Zamazenta a "Bodyguard" job as he's an excellent and defensive guard dog. But vet assistant works too I guess

@PokemonParadise2010 5 ай бұрын

Yea Delta Stream, that was epic Dylan GOAT

@wwerules000 5 ай бұрын

Zama could be a guard or police dog

@thephalange8630 5 ай бұрын

Tobin saying he would love to be a stay at home parent and not do anything, shows that he has no kids yet xD oh buddy, you're in for a ride if you ever decide to go that route 🤣🤣🤣

@Gyaradosage 5 ай бұрын

Lugia would totally be a therapist. He’s a psychic type who was first seen resolving conflicts.

@johnflapper 5 ай бұрын

For Pikipek, what popped into my head is "aspiring cereal box model" 😅😂

@alexheldman 5 ай бұрын

At first it was hard for me to see a relevant application of this concept for Pokémon since realistically their only job is to fight other Pokémon under their trainer, but this concept is giving them secondary/alternate careers based on the persona they already have; pretty cool

@PokemonParadise2010 5 ай бұрын

Dylan finally got his "Venomoth" moment

@JDEnright 5 ай бұрын

My favorite thing about watching Tobin (and I mean this positively) is how he gets so angry when people use a strat like Dylan’s Espathra but would 100% be giggling and giddy if he was using it instead

@ShortTempered 5 ай бұрын

Fun to use annoying to go against 😂 it’s like having lebron on ur team and then he leaves 😂

@cullenreeves3108 5 ай бұрын

Massive missed opportunity to do professional musician for Kricketune

@JesterOfZinc 5 ай бұрын

Tobin should have called Delibird a KZbinr, (Shady P)

@PokemonParadise2010 5 ай бұрын

Speaking of, he got his "Shady P Venomoth Sweep" moment against Tobin lol

@NitroniteDragon 5 ай бұрын

@@PokemonParadise2010 what video was it?

@HonestJohn_01.19 5 ай бұрын

Deliberd is essentially just Santa Claus. He could've said something along the lines of "He's a slave-driver. Managing a factory 364 days a year." And Kriketune should've been a Maestro/ Music Conductor.

@PokemonParadise2010 5 ай бұрын

@NitroniteDragon i can't post links in comments, but on youtube just type "Dylan venomoth sweep"

@shadowrypre 5 ай бұрын

The comparison between this and Chillin' QuickGG video is hilarious. Nailing the jobs and complimenting the choices vs. ragging on each other and calling one another crazy 😂

@mikemckenzie3175 5 ай бұрын

Come on they’re fu to watch too just not nearly as good as these guys skill wise

@shadowrypre 5 ай бұрын

@@mikemckenzie3175 didn't say they weren't fun to watch

@dark.anonymous 5 ай бұрын

@@mikemckenzie3175yeah they don't know what pokemon are decent or how to build a team which in turn draws it's own audience hence why they will play with whatever random moves they get with the randomizer. It is hilarious how often Chillin cheats poor quickGG 😂

@youngsimba6737 5 ай бұрын

@mikemckenzie3175 I started watching Chillin and Quick before any other poketuber. Now I can't stand watching how bad they are at actual battles and team comps. Also the no items schtick sucks for me

@bradleyhayre7737 5 ай бұрын

@@youngsimba6737 same here

@FrigidMountain 4 ай бұрын

"Stay at home parent" Wugtrio has me dead. I got laid off in a merger shortly before my son was born last year, and my wife encouraged me to stay home with him. It's been the best and most difficult decision, since he is severely allergic to a good number of foods, and we wouldn't have been able to safely leave him in daycare anyway. My day is now cooking, cleaning, teaching, and changing diapers. I swear it takes three arms and three sets of eyes to keep up with everything, so Wugtrio is perfect for the gig! Joke's on Tobin though, it's more work than I've ever had to do at any job I've ever had.

@irondragondxd3836 5 ай бұрын

The missed opportunity to make a mystery dungeon reference with that wigglytuff

@adamchojecki8762 5 ай бұрын

Kricketune not being a musician and instead a landscaper feels like a crime.

@SuperBroGaming-se6br 5 ай бұрын

If I could have any job ever, it would have to be being as popular as a youtuber as either of you two giga chads, your content is great, I love it all! Keep it up!

@shaunbush-trivett6965 5 ай бұрын

Would of said Wigglytuff - Runs a Travel Agency that helps send groups on Expeditions.

@liammeunier7820 5 ай бұрын

Dylan missed the oportunity to call krickatune a musician

@tylerprince6371 5 ай бұрын

7:11 I didn't think Dylan of all people would reference that song. I love it

@midwesternviking_ttv2986 5 ай бұрын

Landscaping is soooo dirty 🤣😂. That's definitely a violinist.

@jacobbuss9283 5 ай бұрын

Man the trees are just as excited as me lol

@Umbra173 5 ай бұрын

Hisuian typhlosion should be qorking at a Cemetary. He seem's like the groundkeepee that strafes through the cemetary honched over with a lantern in his hand.

@adamw.5491 5 ай бұрын

Rayquaza working at Delta makes the most sense because of his ability.

@daemonmoreno9456 5 ай бұрын

And ORAS: Delta Episode.

@albertgastaldo834 5 ай бұрын

Appreciation post 52: You have a good group of people to support you.

@BronzeSilverGoldPlatinum 5 ай бұрын

Shoutout to all the people doing unpaid labor!! You deserve more from the world!

@FrostythaBroman 5 ай бұрын

What a throw not using the ghost move.

@MegaTrevornant 5 ай бұрын

Definitely should’ve gone to wugtrio before the calm minds started but really enjoying the videos either way!

@Lyrebird.Rainwing 5 ай бұрын

3:32 Not saying that Krickitune is a musician is a crime

@anonymousperson3916 5 ай бұрын

When i saw wugtrio and glimmet my immediate thoughts were "model"... i think i'm too far gone, guys

@insan3giraff39 5 ай бұрын

Palossand being a LIFEGUARD is by far the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard from ANY then we battle video. Like, out of all of them. Not only is that thing NOT swimming (it’s a sandcastle???), it EATS PEOPLE. It sucks the life out of things. That’s, like, his entire gimmick. Palossand is on the list of top 20 WORST possible pokemon lifeguards. Actually kind of pissed me off.

@JTripp999 5 ай бұрын

Tobin never fails to fill us up with his creamy content

@ShortTempered 5 ай бұрын

What the actual 😂😂😂😂

@JTripp999 5 ай бұрын

@@ShortTempered oh hi Tobin!

@JThaDon910 5 ай бұрын

Well….thats was definitely a comment

@jebalitabb8228 5 ай бұрын

🤨📸

@josiahtorres8784 5 ай бұрын

Loved the "Works at Beach" Barbie movie reference in the editing haha

@josiahtorres8784 5 ай бұрын

Yay!! You did the Jobs episode!

@EnglishAaron 5 ай бұрын

Cricketune should have been a conductor for an orchestra

@annawehmeyer 5 ай бұрын

Considering the anime I'd say Bayleefs job should be therapist, greeting card maker, or WWE.

@ChrisHeinrich-ks3ez 5 ай бұрын

Perfect timing to watch at work on this fine Friday

@nateruls007 5 ай бұрын

missed on kricketune being a musician frfr

@danieltuma 5 ай бұрын

The fact everybody is surprised when Tobin Tera’s early. He does it in like every battle 😂

@abvhrulz 5 ай бұрын

Gothita would totally work at Hot Topic 🤣

@codynolan3725 5 ай бұрын

Gothita not working at hot topic was a missed opportunity for sure

@donaldswitzer1766 5 ай бұрын

I thought Dylan would be more upset not getting a Ferralligator 😢 🐊

@markrichards1006 5 ай бұрын

Alright fellas, espathra holds a special place in my heart because it was the first shiny I caught on violet

@Carlos-dn5tb 5 ай бұрын

Alt jobs in my opinion: Gothita- Claire’s Gholdengo- Mascot for Apple Jacks Palossand- Owns Play Doh Lucario- Home Depot Rayquaza- AstroWorld employee Zamazenta- “Thou shall show no Fear. In the mighty eyes of the lord I shall hold my post. This is where I make my standdd! I shall not abandon my post! I AM MY PERIMETER! AND MY PERIMETER IS ME” Espathra- Perfume sales lady who always sprays the worst perfume directly in your eyes Lugia- underwater oil pipeline worker Fomantis- unemployed got mistaken for a plush in merchandise Iron thorns- Movie Star Kricketune- elderly man who plays violin in coffee stores Revavroom- Evan’s Vaccuum Tx Frogadier- Profesional thug, ain’t got a job Croconaw- Rainforest Cafe Wigglytuff- English Baker Wugtrio- Traffic cone Bagon- Apple picker Bonsly- Helps Eldery Dementia Patients Regice- Alaskan Fisher Bayleef- Mexican Gardener Masquerain- prop for fly swatters to try on Umbreon- Rivals Michelin Man Hisuian Ty- Walmart Free samples guy Bastiodon- renaissance reenactor Delibird- Deli Crabominable- Bodyguard for Get off my lawn Man Hisuian Braviary- Amazon delivery drone Pikipek- Couldn’t make age requirements Steenee- Runway Walker Nuzleaf- Peanut butter Salesman Ursaluna- Yogi bear park ranger Seadra- Plants vs zombie Game developer Indeedee- Waitress at ramen shops Exeggutor- Florida Streets Iron treads- Peloton Glimmet- Fent

@zapzapmcgeegaming 5 ай бұрын

Loved Lugias job

@Blank-un3xz 5 ай бұрын

Crikentun… and you said his job was landscaping LOL Most inaccurate job ever

@JessSara-mf9yg 5 ай бұрын

Tobin choosing iron treads because of roadwork, that’s a twenty one pilots reference right there

@Xaravald 5 ай бұрын

My dream job is being a knight at the museum/castle. My job would be dress as a knight, walking around and greeting the guests of the castle.

@shawnbriscoe9580 5 ай бұрын

Congrats tobi on getting the 3rd ring. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and now the suffeRING😂

@Paytolo-66692 5 ай бұрын

Every time I see Dylan in a video the first thing that comes to mind is him saying "Goorrilla"🤣🤣

@captianbacon 5 ай бұрын

Rayquaza working at delta airlines. Perfect

@NEXTBIGTH1NG 5 ай бұрын

100% should have said that Delibird was a poketuber.

@Inaktha 5 ай бұрын

One of my dream jobs is actually the one I have right now. I work with youth and adults of all ages with mental disabilities and trauma to help them grow healthy living habits and increase independence. I'm doing well enough my employers want to make me a mentor for the other coaches we have. I'm very happy with what I do 😁

@renepilath1835 5 ай бұрын

Tobin should not sleep on Bastiodon. I swept some Teams with it! (it has great bulk ngl)

@UmbraX1 5 ай бұрын

How is kricketune not a barber?😂

@Umbra173 5 ай бұрын

Because he is based on a Violin?^^'

@ldyvaporeon9944 5 ай бұрын

He tried to be one but unfortunately he was fired from that job for accidentally cutting off too many people's ears

@bladespinner8888 5 ай бұрын

It should have been a singer

@TeoHeller-q9h 5 ай бұрын

"You're last one would be a stripper" "THAT'S SO FUNNY"

@devontekuykendall3565 5 ай бұрын

Glimussy is CRAZY

@Kitsune986 5 ай бұрын

Dylan with the based "But then I got high" reference, lol

@Jay-gurl 5 ай бұрын

If I could have any job in the world, I'd honestly want to do what you guys do. Just KZbinr, sharing what I love and entertaining people

@frkcybtw 5 ай бұрын

Delibird should have been a youtuber

@daniellopezalonso2545 5 ай бұрын

im sorry but, kricketune as a landscapper??? He is literally based on an instrument, how is he not a musician???

@576gamerdude 5 ай бұрын

And people thought that Dylans sweeper was bad??? It's seriously underestimated in these videos.

@stupidheadwisp 5 ай бұрын

AHHH THE TREES

@StaticPika 5 ай бұрын

Love when you post Tobin! Congrats on your marriage and hope you keeping prospering my dude! 😄

@goneriam 5 ай бұрын

For Delibird you should've said he made KZbin Videos lol

@indominusrex2859 5 ай бұрын

0:50 he eats people's souls not lifegaurd

@leenakitten 5 ай бұрын

A fast road worker? That's impossible...

@Lyrebird.Rainwing 5 ай бұрын

2:11 why the heck do Rayquaza's eyes look like that??? Why are his eyes white???? Also, gotta love how the trees in the background are just seizuring

@bluecalligraphy 5 ай бұрын

Have y'all done opponent picks your mons but you get any moves

@chrisschoenthaler5184 3 ай бұрын

Kricketune being a landscaper? Really? He CLEARLY works in an orchestra!

@DrewAdienMaloney 5 ай бұрын

2:50 who else can see Luigi working at the falls XD

@aaronghee7435 5 ай бұрын

Frogadier is a hidden mist chuunin

@GOATexp 5 ай бұрын

Mansquerain one I thought it was also an eye doctor or therapist with a Rorschach test 😂

@PointsofData 5 ай бұрын

_sung to the tune of "Shakira, Shakira"_ Tsareena, Tsareena~

@samueletoniolo7640 5 ай бұрын

nice idea!

@AdityaSakhardande 5 ай бұрын

Frogadiar would work in the hidden mist

@nunya8459 5 ай бұрын

Lmao what's with the googly eyed Rayquaza mod?

@gabevoelker4113 5 ай бұрын

This might sound kinda wack for a video would you try *We choose our starters by how they would attack us in the wild* revavroom you could say would attack you in your garage

@Yag12- 5 ай бұрын

Tobin you had a chance to say “makes pokemon videos in New York” for delibird and you missed it 😂

@ivorycxxxx 5 ай бұрын

Average Tobin W

@shauryanegi6553 5 ай бұрын

11:00 Did he really believe that. I need a little more of his reaction.💀

@kanna7446 5 ай бұрын

I have a suggestion. You can maybe add a card or a seperate segment of video, when each of the pokemons are selected, showing what are the moves, items, ability, stats etc for the given pokemon. I think it will make the video more informative and engaging.

@GonzoooPlays 5 ай бұрын

dylan i have that same dog mug. we're twins :]

@hobocat_ 5 ай бұрын

I saw the Fireman Holowear for Blastoise so I clicked

@deathknight416 5 ай бұрын

Croconaw= gator land in Florida 😂😂😂

@lawrencecrow4168 5 ай бұрын

I have to give it to Tobin, Masquerain literally being the "Eyeball Pokemon" makes a lot of sense to be an ophthalmologist. Sorry Dylan, you'll have to hold that L for that one.