We corrupted the pure friend.(objection.lol)(WARNING:CONTAINS DIRTY LANGUAGE)

Mew and I decide its time to corrupt our pure friend in the gc. Made with objection.lol

[@NineHundredDollarydoos]

Wormie: Does crack Also Wormie: Does not know what pegging or 69ing is

[@slightlyaltruistic9470]

Nice.

[@ergoman258]

2:45 When you do an epic Gamer moment

[@sbrensbeve7982]

Nice name ya got there

[@kingof-eu5kx]

ate all the crack and forgot what it was

[@AstralPhnx]

This fucking woman

[@thegames4565]

"She would be the anime girl that thinks kissing would make you pregnant" Wrong, she would be the anime girl that thinks holding hands would make you pregnant

[@wormie0015]

it does tho

[@e.r.i.n_]

Worse. *Eye contact.*

[@bobbycrofts9241]

Well depends on the henta- i mean adult anime

[@themememeister8382]

@@e.r.i.n_ lowest of the low: *t h i n k i n g o f t h e m*

[@Stedman75]

Wrong, she would be the girl that thinks getting in the same swimming pool as a boys would make you pregnant.

[@musical_trash4_your_inform115]

Ok just found thus out of no where and I ain't disappointed

[@ricoco7891]

*Tells her what pegging is without shame or holding back in any way shape or form* *struggles to explain 69*

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

Honestly, if I had to explain either to a kid then pegging would be easier to explain in 2 sentences than 69'ing.

[@ceciliatavarez5655]

I mean 69 is not as weird as pegging but it is harder to explain, better to show than tell am I right or am I having any good ideas

[@ng42.]

Ing yang

[@ImAviex]

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 I can explain it in one word. *Efficiency.*

[@frogdog8124]

@@ImAviex Efficiency V

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

Wormie went from eating normal rocks to "special" rocks

[@scornmaz3]

Character development

[@awesomeninja1311]

Meth rocks

[@kirbynova279]

Gems :D

[@tweedledeevine]

Wormie does crack but doesn't know what 69 means *_I'm concerned is Woomie safe_*

[@wormie0015]

yeah 🐧 penguin

[@tweedledeevine]

blessed

[@virtualboygodot8251]

It really do be like that sometimes

[@tweedledeevine]

Wormie is safe that's all that matters

[@wormie0015]

@@tweedledeevine 🥺🌷

[@teddyzorro]

Let's all stop and appreciate that the guitar sound effect at 4:45 sounds like it could be part of the song.

[@marcine.mukuchi]

that solo legit fits like a glove

[@SlyceCaik]

its too powerful

[@sushiboy9169]

At least they didn’t tell her about 177013

[@wormie0015]

what's that

[@thenecromancer7487]

@@wormie0015 hentai but it is an online comic

[@wormie0015]

@@thenecromancer7487 No

[@johntelekom9712]

@@wormie0015 dont search it, youll regret it

[@tangytim6699]

@@johntelekom9712 I'm searching it

[@CyanSoCalico]

I feel like the head shaking at 0:44 synchronizing with the rhythm of the music pleases me much more than it really should

[@neminem233]

That ios dope tho

[@someman66]

"hahahah 69 is funny because funny little karkat Homestuck" "I have candy. jolly ranchers." This is on the same level as that one "I got some jelly beans. You like jelly beans?"

[@wormie0015]

where is that from I've been laughing at this comment for a while but idk the reference 😭💀

[@someman66]

@@wormie0015 it's this video where this guy in a cowboy hat holds jellybeans up to the camera and says that

[@wormie0015]

@@someman66 I've never seen I'll go check it out tysm 🌷!!!

[@glitchmaster2672]

WORMIE further context: its the voice actor for Arthur Morgan in RDR2 saying i got some jelly beans

[@ng42.]

I like jelly beans as long as they are not impostors

[@sbrensbeve7982]

"I used to eat rocks" I actually relate to this now I'm better and eat uncharged wires instead (this isnt a joke)

[@wormie0015]

what kinda wires do u eat ??? i personally enjoy samsung wires

[@sbrensbeve7982]

@@wormie0015 not copper wires but I like other metals and wires and same brand

[@wormie0015]

@@sbrensbeve7982 oh damn nicee

[@gnostaoticanarchangautand]

@@sbrensbeve7982 tinned wire?

[@disgracedsphinx3494]

I use to eat the walls of my old house as a kid

[@ShadowyKatz]

I used to be the pure friend, so I understand Wormie's pain.

[@ashleybyrd2015]

How long did you survive before being corrupted?

[@zeyneptan7968]

Same

[@daviddodger]

Dude Klavier was the perfect choice here

[@monty5405]

maya just works so perfectly as the pure friend

[@bennyboi5179]

watching him do the air guitar always cracks me up

[@pl2157]

ABDNJDBD BECAUSE ITS RELATED TO KARKAT

[@ashleybyrd2015]

Nobody can fight the homestuck

[@wormie0015]

@@ashleybyrd2015 no one ever can

[@SP_Sour]

@@wormie0015 Oh sick is this the real Wormie? Also that's not how the song goes

[@wormie0015]

@@SP_Sour yes it is :> !! and I wasn't trying to go w the song sorry lmaoo I was trying to emphasize how you *really* can't fight it

[@jbboyz754]

4:45 why does this actually *slap* Joke totally not intended

[@tinyfacenagito930]

Im telling Phoenix

[@wormie0015]

is that nagito from megadrummer ??? omg can you sign my teddy-bear ?

[@enk335]

KARKAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE FOR ME SHFHFJFHFH

[@FatallyParasocial]

"Haha 69 is the sex number haha funny lololol haha lololol" LMAO THAT LINE MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WTF

[@DarkMarxSoul]

The sudden Homestuck reference made me see Hell for a second.

[@roadworkahead3609]

*holds wormie gently*

[@wormie0015]

idk who you are but thank you

[@e.r.i.n_]

@@wormie0015 They're so meeeeeeeeeean

[@wormie0015]

@@e.r.i.n_ i still love them tho

[@dragonmage1175]

**SQUISH**

[@wormie0015]

@@dragonmage1175 *squeaks* 🐱

[@Simbalvr123]

"I used to eat rocks" Is such a Maya thing to say HAHAHA

[@ericquiabazza2608]

I sincerely don't know what is worst: -Explain 69 -Bring homestuck to the conversation

[@shishi_anne]

Mew always breaking Wormie

[@tentavision13]

Pegging: *exists* Wormie: NO! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!

[@Z33N_THE_HEDGEHOG]

So THATS what pegging is

[@darkmiku2483]

pegging friends

[@ceciliatavarez5655]

Peg your boys good night

[@ng42.]

Never heard of. The closest it's POG that I also dk what's that I just saw it

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

YARR HARR FIDDLEDY DEE

[@BananaHanson]

I love how godot is in HD, but cuts to the other guy and the pixels kick in

[@dragonofdojima06]

Damn I feel a bit bad for the pure friends when they get exposed to this stuff.

[@EarlyOwOwl]

Are we just gonna ignore how Godot's head shake at 0:44 matches the rhythm?

[@vigilantsycamore8750]

90% of my exposure to Ace Attorney comes from these memes but I would die for Maya

[@aureusknighstar2195]

Alright, that first dialogue hit me like a fricking freight train

[@cherrypuddles]

"Talking to Wormie is like trying to keep the fact that Santa isn't real a secret" "Honestly yeah" "WHAT"

[@Senkinyah]

i can't believe he's not real 😭😭😭!!

[@thecursedpotato6561]

Okay this feels like a strait up ace attorney online chat

[@Phylaire]

GOD THAT TOOK A FUCKING TURN AT THE END I LOVED IT

[@wille.2215]

I relate to Wormie on a spiritual level Except for the crack thing

[@rasmusmalmberg6468]

-"I know you do crack so I know you know that" -"Teehee"

[@gnostaoticanarchangautand]

When karkat comes up and you obtain 25 XP from it

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

Well, he's not wrong about 69 looking like the Zodiac sign for Cancer tipped on its side. There is a resemblance.

[@cheezaroo]

"Shit, in this age people know this stuff by age 13" Damn it you caught me

[@Mentro140]

Klavier's expressions are fucking perfect

[@DreamiiAmi]

I love this

[@SP_Sour]

I like how many of the people commenting about the Karkat reference have Homestuck icons

[@crazymartin526]

Godot tried his hardest to protect Wormie but failed

[@AuroraVeil_]

These are actual comedy gold, 24K

[@TheElectricRaichu]

That guitar guy was perfect for this

[@TheWraithSummoner]

4:17 Been searching for the track name, can't find it pls help

[@sideburns2470]

Oh it’s Confrontation ~ Presto, here’s a link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqbGqZuKqNV5qLM

[@TheWraithSummoner]

@@sideburns2470 YES! thank you.

[@gaspy6059]

@@sideburns2470 God bless your soul.

[@thepyroman8929]

This is definitely a conversation I'd have with some of my friends

[@majungasaurus6814]

These are the only conversations i have with my friends

[@ceciliatavarez5655]

This is definitely a conversation I'd have with me

[@kiro9291]

I'm one second into the video and I'm already in tears

[@enigmathora3958]

As a victim I can say I feel their pain.

[@ryanfay7531]

4:45 nice riff sync with the music there

[@maxbrandmeyer5388]

*Guitar solo -> *bangs wall -> "ok guys im gonna tell her"

[@Skeletonman59]

The head nods after 0:43 match up with the song

[@l_zzie.]

4:00 i died

[@BloodWingdAngel]

"Her kek, her ack, her pepe and her fack." - Mewdove, 2020

[@mewdove]

God i regret so many things ive said

[@ElPikminMaster]

I don't know what's going on nor why is this on my recommended, but clearly some fun was made on objection.lol.

[@crystal_shine-w6f]

Wormie is basically shinomya

[@kittyleafdraws9602]

i should not be surprised homestuck found a way in and *yet*

[@lucia_13_]

This is the best objection.lol ksjdjsjsh

[@donk7587]

Discord conversations be like:

[@internalforce]

I'm sorry *_there are flavored condoms?_*

[@wormie0015]

yeah

[@ceciliatavarez5655]

@@wormie0015 pleads watch xaver renegade angel it is the best funny show has best scenes to look at with tired eye s

[@wormie0015]

@@ceciliatavarez5655 sorry I don't take show suggestions from yt comments, thank you though !!

[@pointlesspaperclip2365]

I feel so sorry for wormie. I was that friend that got those things explained to me. (or maybe I still am cause I didn't know about flavored condoms wtf)

[@Fluffacorn]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo remember when dr eggman said pingas? that was THE funniest shit I've ever seen no doubt

[@chomik172]

I pity wormie My best friend corrupted me too

[@wormie0015]

Dw I have memory loss

[@chomik172]

@@wormie0015 do you have a "i don't even know what i ate today" memory loss or some kind of other memory loss

[@wormie0015]

@@chomik172 I have the "sometimes I literally forget my name and where I am" memory loss but it can be somewhat mild most of the time

[@chomik172]

@@wormie0015 wait, seriously? that must be bad and if something is triggering that memory loss or is it just happening randomly

[@wormie0015]

@@chomik172 it mostly happens randomly, but something might be triggering it as well. I'm not quite sure what it is though one trigger could be my absence seizures, my mum told me it causes memory loss for her ?

[@FenexVT]

My friend group could never have a pure friend as they would be corrupted in about 5 minutes.

[@SuperBatSpider]

So weird seeing Prosecutor Gavin on the left

[@Bandicoot720]

No corrupt the pure Wormie!

[@wormie0015]

I'm worm

[@ceciliatavarez5655]

And so they did

[@MicrowaveFanFic]

corruption.bruh

[@5spec]

107th sub! The old man has released the corrosive curse on your channel.

[@borko8325]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW THAT SONG

[@amultistanthatcanstangroup3996]

No one: Wormie: STOP STOP STOOOOOP STOP

[@wormie0015]

WAAAAAA

[@ceciliatavarez5655]

Guys that look like girls are hot

[@ceciliatavarez5655]

Trust me @@wormie0015 > :]

[@wormie0015]

@@ceciliatavarez5655 I already know but I don't have a type so . . .

[@jouxlskaard]

maya starting this one off strong

[@Crakinator]

Dunno why I find these so funny

[@miqwerty]

Heh, it's 4:20 AM rn. Nice

[@bearserk4127]

O... kay I guess Im in the same boat as her cuz I dint know of some of that stuff myself xd

[@isthisanemergencyfood3919]

*very nice opening*

[@buffpineappledude3965]

I would love to be a part of this chat

[@raikin9476]

I hope she's not underaged...

[@majungasaurus6814]

She does crack

[@mewdove]

She's not

[@wormie0015]

I'm not but thank you for caring :) !

[@alphathehedgehogx96]

Poor Wormie But also What the fuck wormie

[@dude0216]

why would you have an innocent friend

[@random_person_i_guess]

“We corrupted the pure friend” also this video _”You do crack so I know that”_ *YEP DEFINITELY* 4:40

[@xflame7556]

"Imuh" Thanks Rich

[@scappley1735]

4:44 That riff tho

[@TheStickCollector]

Nice

[@woodman811]

I was taught about flavored condoms in middle school

[@kathrinaceline]

i guess u learn something new everyday..

[@sonicutopiafgc5851]

I was that friend who didn't know shit but like I was 13 or 14 when my friends broke it down to me. I honestly only knew that Sex meant gender. I was asked about it before and I thought the other definition was kissing in bed XD.

[@waffles6280]

3:41 uh... *Diego?*

[@cloudfloof8313]

I regret clicking this

[@nintendofan222222222]

Everyone knows 69 is the funny meme number because that's the year sex was invented

[@Jean_Gunnhildr]

I kinda relate to wormie

[@bubbletea1985]

staple tapeworms on my pensi

[@MD-qw2lh]

OMG THEY KNOW HOMESTUCK

[@wormie0015]

yes !!

[@deplizz7859]

Why is there an objection or hold it at the end of literally each sentence

[@ihaveobjections845]

to show how much screaming was done in this chaos but also cuz im fairly knew at the it so i was just experimenting around with it

[@deplizz7859]

@@ihaveobjections845 ok

[@maxywaxy34]

Welcome to season 6 episode 832 of Why the heck is this in my reccomends

[@gatorpog9752]

3:43 *Diego noises intensify*

[@lulujuice1]

Hey hey hey What the hell

[@JNJNRobin1337]

its the yinyang thats 69

[@TheMultiRaphael]

that girl is cute, i would like to talk with her

[@wormie0015]

wormie is here to talk !! hallo !

[@Sectonidse]

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