We created the elixir of pure distaste.

[@TheBrothers759]

Dank selling the goober: "Regular oil changes, recent engine rebuild, former project. DO NOT LOW-BALL I KNOW WHAT I HAVE"

[@BJsTrashChannel]

And fully serviced* *Car may or may not have been serviced fully and properly

[@ChocolateMilkConnoisseur]

@@BJsTrashChannel *may have less than satisfactory am radio signal

[@moparman2nd]

insert RCR voice here

[@iTheftAuto]

@@moparman2nd TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLAR ENGINE REBUILD SOOOOOOOOOOOON

[@meatharbor]

"But you will not. (for another month or two, at least)"

[@Tayutaus]

I would like you to know I watched this while VERY hung over and the moment you showcased the "creamy milk" I violently vommed.

[@nickwallette6201]

That is honestly the most appropriate reaction.

[@tahrey]

Wade out here performing a public service. You generally need to void whatever's left in you, the morning after a heavy session.

[@Coyoteonthemoon]

LMAOOO. "guess I did need to throw up" ahh moment

[@skynet1.044]

Oof what a day to be a garbage time sub lol

[@ritorules1442]

I love vomming

[@thebuttermanmoore]

"Local goober forced to drink a elixir of pure pilk"

[@gorfelbt]

"Authorities stated the goober survived but may be traumatized for life"

[@egirlsareruiningmylife]

I got a 'Translate to English' notice on this comment

[@gamingfuchs9331]

Sounds like a ph titel

[@jwalster9412]

"suspects wanted at large"

[@RubensParker-Smithers]

He is commonly seen driving a Nissan leaf,Mitsubishi express,vf commo ute, or a red 126p do not approach he is extremely dangerous to your engine and will violate you sump plug

[@scoovy9170]

9:52 "I know how to fix it" *smashes the kettle to pieces* Never change, Wade.

[@erikhansen4346]

If nothing else, this channel has taught me that cooling systems in engines aren’t as picky as they are made out to be about their coolant

[@shanegrant2144]

basically any liquid will work. But the reason cars are picky is to prevent rust inside your coolant passages and pump. Mixing even the wrong colors will cause rust. But it’ll still keep your engine cool.

[@AnonymousUser35]

​@@shanegrant2144to add to this another possible issue is freezing if it gets too cold. It's (probably) not an issue in Australia, but for anywhere where it stays below freezing for days or weeks at a time it can become a real problem

[@grenademan200]

@@AnonymousUser35yeah my friend left his radiator full of water while he went on a hike last winter and he just started it right up and drove. (Don’t worry his engine block cracked later on).

[@MandrakeFernflower]

​@@shanegrant2144so Dank should have used diet pepsi instead

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

​@@grenademan200 When I lived in Alaska, it wasn't uncommon for apartments to have a concrete pillar in front of parking spaces which had an outlet. You could use an extension cord and plug it into the car to keep the engine from getting too cold. This was back in the 90's though so not sure if it's still done or if cars have gotten advanced enough that other methods can be used.

[@dreamysylph]

How to make pilk proper: A Guide Step 1: pour desired concentration of pepsi into container of choice Step 2: wait for the carbonation to fizz most of the way out, or all of the way out Step 3: pour in milk step 4: burenyu~ NOTE: NEVER ADD PEPSI TO MILK, ALWAYS MILK TO FLAT PEPSI

[@puil0k_960]

Ay tanks

[@davep5698]

But why tho?

[@Thewaterspirit57]

Ok but what if I wanna suffer with carbonated pilk?

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

​@@Thewaterspirit570_0

[@dreamysylph]

@@Thewaterspirit57 yumgy chumks

[@hanson963]

Well we've got a new goober!!

[@Windows7Pros]

Well that's true! I'm waiting for the Mercedber.

[@dingusboi7045]

yay.

[@bulleto8192]

Golfber

[@Real_LadaRiva]

Pilkber

[@Sir......]

Das Ubergoober

[@thedrexter]

9:02 the boiler turned off because boilers work by measuring pressure and not actually temperature. So when the Pep- I mean Pilk got heated up the carbonation caused an increase in pressure so... it turned off

[@murmurghle]

Doesnt kettles work by the steam heating up a small metal part at the top, causing it to expand and physically close the switch? I can keep mine running by just holding down the button. Also, wouldnt that need to be airtight? ie: no poury bits. But yeh pilk was definitely doing something to the kettle and it might've just worked fine with something else in it.

[@liire8052]

it doesnt measure pressure, it got a tube, that channels hot steam to a bi-metallic plate, which, when heated, pops and clicks the button off

[@thedrexter]

@ and how does the steam get pushed through the tube? OH RIGHT with pressure :)

[@liire8052]

@thedrexter well, the steam is pushed with pressure, not the pressure measured

[@thedrexter]

@ my point was that it doesn’t measure the temperature itself directly. Simply to explain their confusion in the video. (Although RIP the boiler lol… it’s gone either way)

[@_happyy]

Ah yes, milk is known for its thermal managment capabilites. How could this go wrong?

[@wurfyy]

The pepsi, being a proven coolant now, is there to stabilize it.

[@EHKOS]

I"t's so damn hot...milk was a bad choice!"

[@samtinkle9076]

Said with all the gusto of Bubsy the Cat

[@SloMoMonday]

Silly side story but my dad used to work at the coke factory and he would bring home bottled Black Cow shakes (coke floats in some places) made with some left over syrup. Because there was no water and it wasnt carbonated, it just had an insanely smooth texture but with the proper coke flavour. He also jacked a little of the super red coloring that was used in a flavor called Spaberry and my grandma used it for years in her rosewater juices.

[@sokjeong-ho7033]

I'm guessing this is coca cola not cocaine?

[@hamburgerhamburgerv2]

@@sokjeong-ho7033obviously

[@stonedwizard0420]

@@sokjeong-ho7033 Of course, Coca-Cola is made in factories, cocaine is strained through gasoline in a jungle by a man with missing teeth, you should know the difference by now

[@No-mq5lw]

Fun fact: Carbon Dioxide causes curdling (i.e. spoiling) within milk based products, this is why whipped cream uses nitrogen. And is also why I use Pepsi Nitro for Pilk. It's delightful.

[@crackedemerald4930]

is it not because of the acidity

[@finalvistas9087]

Carbon dioxide IS an acid

[@vortex594]

@@crackedemerald4930 the CO2 causes the acidity- carbonated water is carbonic acid.

[@meatballman4329]

​@crackedemerald4930 Carbon dioxide when reacting with the water, creates carbonic acid. Which would definitely cause a lot more curdling than what little amounts of phosphoric acid is within the soda prior.

[@enderland5914]

Wikipedia says pepsi nitro is carbonated

[@JeanMarceaux]

Finally Australian man feeds a car Neco-Arc fuel (the car is now burunyuu'd)

[@plasmaguy6434]

Neco arc car

[@31337_alex]

This channel is becoming the How-to Basic of car repair faster and faster I swear -ran Tony on random fuels and booze -Replaced Tony's belt with zip ties -Replaced the Goober's coolant with Pepsi -Replaced the Goober's oil with Nutella

[@ovxrtex]

and yet some cars break down after you drive over 50 mph, from the dealership. 😔

[@31337_alex]

@ovxrtex *BMW chime comes on*

[@tahrey]

"Becoming"?

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

It's impossible because: -Wade doesn't put in the effort to hide his face (and name) -He talks a lot -He's PEGI 7 -He's a nuggeteer

[@tahrey]

@@ovxrtex Taking a Yaris GR over 140kmh voids the warranty doesn't it?

[@korneliusfrik9545]

This is an iconic german car. You will see it in Germany at least once. And yes there is a reason why these are iconic: There is no reason it's just a normal car

[@korneliusfrik9545]

I mean it's iconic but for no reason.

[@sv_cheats1970]

Its a 1.6 8v I assume, from what I know they're fairly bulletproof and simple, the 1.6 and 2.0 8V of the era being simple and rugged petrol engines from VW, being in everything from the humble Skoda to the less humble Audis of the time.

[@joeofloath]

I have a mk4 Golf platform car (Skoda Octavia). I've had it 80,000 miles and almost ten years, (it's at 203,000 and 22 years old) and it's been driven like I stole it the entire time. Two or three years ago I had it remapped and asked the guy for a "send it" map. It's been jumped twice, crashed into a kerb once, some Italians in a rental car another time, vapourised a deer at 70mph, and most recently last year wrote off a VW T5 on a roundabout. It's now four different colours and covered in dents and scratches, but it just won't die. Whenever something breaks or falls off I upgrade it, so it's now sitting (just low enough to scrape) on about five times its value in suspension upgrades and flexing the hotboi VRS front end with the projector headlights. It'll take more than some pilk to kill yours, even with the shitty slushbox.

[@keine_ahnung_wie_der_heisst]

Exactly, he gets the most mistreated cars imaginable and then complains about them beeing all broken

[@toiletgaming2005]

my car has the same engine and the rod bearing have 3mm side to side play measured with a feeler gauge even after changing the bearings outside on jackstands. The 1.6 16v in indestructible, been driving it that way for like 25tkm

[@dimazkamaz]

My Czech Car

[@Suzumi-kun]

@@keine_ahnung_wie_der_heisst probably because he's used to tanks like the falcon (which he also keeps getting broken ones of lol). but then again VWs are a roll of the dice from what I've read, some (especially TDIs) can last 3 lifetimes while others (TFSIs mostly I've read) don't even last the warranty sometimes

[@brog7298]

lmao I drive an old shitbox octavia too. 1.9TDI, 1998. I abused the hell out of that thing and I swear it can be fixed with household supplies. Which is good cause I'm romanian and I'm broke as hell. Damn thing has half a million kilometers on it

[@tomclanys]

6:05 sounds like a spark jumping somewhere. Camera usually hears it much better than a human ear thanks to the interference it makes. A 1.6 golf 4 is a dream car for many people in Poland. Keep it alive! :D

[@philippeichinger3246]

Im pretty sure, if im not mistaken that its the valve for the gasoline vapor recirculation tank, i have a 1.6 mk4 and when i disconnect that vapor tank valve the ticking stops

[@tomclanys]

@@philippeichinger3246 it should be running with a PWM IIRC, meaning no audible clicking. I can be wrong though.

[@StaticVapour590]

EVAP valve on the charcoal canister is making that tapping noise.

[@tahrey]

Any idea what a persistent squealing on an N/A K13 Micra would be? Garage has failed to trace it.

[@tomclanys]

@@tahrey It can be the belt, bearings on the rollers, waterpump, alternator, engine itself or even the transmission if it's an automatic. I can't tell you until you grab a long screwdriver, put it to your ear, push it onto a part somewhere and listen where is the loudest.

[@johannesviljoen9656]

9:10 its probably hitting the pressure switch with carbonation, pressure is what turns off an electro-kettle rather than temp. i think technology connections made a video on it

[@camber_courtney5250]

So you're telling me the workplace kettle was merc'd for no reason at all?

[@bcj842]

Yeah I knew it had something to do with the liquid that was in it. Wade did a funny but that was kinda stupid of him 😂 Surprised James's smart ass didn't guess.

[@flamboyantfrog8879]

Boiling pepsi that other time went fine though...

[@Spaghettaboutit]

@@johannesviljoen9656 yeah it’s clear they haven’t been watching KZbin’s equivalent of Andy Rooney, and it really shows.

[@apainintheaas]

I believe steam travels from a hole high up in the kettle to the base, but the trigger there is temperature sensitive (with an actuation point below boiling). You just need enough pressure from the boiling to get enough steam to flow there to actually get it hot enough. So pressure matters, but you still need hot enough steam (or other gasses).

[@MegaEmmanuel09]

9:51 I actually flinched. Out of all the things I've seen you yeet at cars, I truly didn't think you'd let go of it 🥺

[@owngamesgamer4030]

this video is basicaly "Lets make horrible cheese inside of my car"

[@SPAZTICCYTOPLASM]

"Wait till the end of summer" I sometimes forget even the seasons are upside down over there.

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

That's called climate belts ye foknokkle

[@Crows_Den]

The absolute EXPERIENCE I had seeing this in my subscriptions. "Oh it's a new dankp- wait, Pilk? Wait, why is that a bucket? WAIT WHY IS IT ON HIS CAR CHANNEL?"

[@BrentBlueAllen]

Throwing the kettle and sweeping up the milky shards gave me serious How2Basic flashbacks

[@MUSiCK9]

"Pilk" those words alone made my eyes more open then they were 5 seconds ago.

[@FailRaceFan]

I just woke up so it would make sense for me, but it did indeed open them even more.

[@artemisiakyrell7727]

Wait until ya find out about Peg Nog lol

[@matiaspereyra9392]

Some people like it apparently

[@snakewithapen5489]

​​@@matiaspereyra9392 I can kinda see the appeal as like a melted rootbeer float? Only with Pepsi instead of rootbeer

[@ocelotmadness6287]

Its genuinely good if you dont use super high fat milk like this. Oat or soy milk is best. It just tastes like a rootbeer float.

[@TheSpearkan]

Dank has upgraded from desecrating perfectly functional vehicles to desecrating modestly dysfunctional vehicles.

[@Deadbeat-Senpai]

Now you need a sign to put on the car that says "Full of Pilk"

[@victim2077]

As it's VW - "Clean Pilkesel"

[@wurfyy]

Needs a neco-arc sticker on it. And then they need to replace the oil with Mobilk-1.

[@UncleBanjo]

9:52 "I know how to fix it!" Makes garage in to slippery and sharp filled battlefield.

[@Videanty]

i think he says "i dont know how to fix it" but with a sorta silent "D"

[@animumaster2905]

im just waiting for the goober to gain sentience and become the automotive version AM from "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream"

[@RT-qd8yl]

_"HATE? Let me tell you about _*_hate..."_*

[@jwalster9412]

It will when the bearings spin, the rods knock, and whatever else can happen to an engine happens lol.

[@AsherJohnson-k1i]

Lol😂😂😂😂

[@CantankerousDave]

Or maybe it would be more like Marcin the Paranoid Android: “Life? Don’t talk to me about life.”

[@Casual-BeANs]

this is actually the exact process that led louis pasteur to discover pasteurization

[@johnmollica7999]

3:47 Wade changed characters for a sec

[@underseaowl7440]

"𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓵𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓲𝓽~"

[@TheRealLordofEmeralds]

That is the first time I have ever heard genuine nausea in his voice

[@Windows7Pros]

" _I thoroughly dislike it_ " LMAO. He became a different character and... not himself.

[@brutus1998]

Bro defaulted to British 💀

[@SomeRandomPersonSomewhere]

What's next? Gravy transmission fluid?

[@davep5698]

Oh yes please, Browns, Seasons and Thickens all in One!

[@tahrey]

Nah. Custard. Gravy's not thick enough.

[@SomeRandomPersonSomewhere]

@@tahrey Gravy and Custard. The elixir of purer distaste

[@tahrey]

@@SomeRandomPersonSomewhere GRUVSTARD

[@SomeRandomPersonSomewhere]

@@tahrey Yes please

[@anarchistpeanut1001]

Ah yes, instant Curdled Milk, lovely

[@blakksheep736]

9:21 had this problem before. The heat is making a lot of solids cake at the bottom. These heat up rapidly, making the thermostat think the whole thing is boiled. Next time, just scrape the bottom, and preferably only use it to boil normal things. 😅

[@bubblinebee]

You've boiled pilk before?

[@blakksheep736]

@bubblinebee I've (tried to) boil _milk_ before; tryna use my time out of the house to experiment with my palate. I think I was trying to make cream soup.

[@zombeyfreak7162]

Should have put the Pilk in the gearbox

[@benllewelyn98]

PILK IN THE GEARBOX!

[@Dazzwidd]

Pilk in the tires, pilk in the window washer reservoir

[@calebmenker988]

​@@Dazzwidd Washer fluid pilk is a must see

[@wurfyy]

@@calebmenker988 Well yeah, "must see" is what the driver will be yelling after trying to clean his windows.

[@AsherJohnson-k1i]

Pilk is GOAT

[@FabbrizioPlays]

"There is a coolant leak but I reckon the chunks will stop it" is a sentence I'm pretty sure I've heard in my nightmares

[@punishedwhirligig3353]

How long until the Pilkswagen smells worse than Jeff

[@EliasKaydanius]

"Pilkswagen" got me good

[@punishedwhirligig3353]

​@@EliasKaydanius someone else said it first, im repeating it so it becomes the Golf's name

[@Raine-Cat]

I have never heard a more apt word to describe pilk than "Scunge".

[@The_Hidden_Shadow]

You've gotta leave the kettle lid open! If you look up how kettles effectively work, as the air pressure in the kettles rises it shoots the hot vapor down a small channel in the handle, onto a bit of metal that buckles, disconnecting the mains to the circuit. This allows the kettle to bring any liquid to it's boiling point. So Leaving the lid open allows for the pressure to never build, allowing it to get hotter! :) Hope this helps for future Kettle-ing about. Additionally, kettles don't always allow you to reactivate so soon, because the metal thats buckled needs to cool down and return to its original placement. You can sometimes here it happen, depends on the kettle really.

[@Furko08]

Now without the glass it should have about the same effect as leaving the lid open

[@wurfyy]

"This allows the kettle to bring any liquid to it's boiling point." Idk man, it didn't manage to bring my tungsten to a nice boil like I would have hoped. And the warranty guys wouldn't even look at it after that, just told me to go away.

[@The_Hidden_Shadow]

@@wurfyy maybe the 5,930 °C boiling point of Tungsten is a lil-bit out of a kettle's range... just a by a lill bitt.

[@RickStormT]

I think Steve Mould did a video on this type of thing with kettles, was quite interesting!

[@kiddy1992]

that's not how they work at all. they just have a bimetalic strip underneath the heater

[@Ronnie-Bagpipe]

actively smoking as I clicked on this video, dude you have no idea how close I got to throwing up mid rip when I saw that pilk pouring at the first few seconds of the video

[@towerlouis]

The goober: is safe. Other small cars: Why do I hear boss music?

[@oldgenesys7886]

Dori Dori Dori Dori

[@seraph327J]

9:52 Are we ignoring the fact Wade just threw a Kettle and it landed COMPLETELY STRAIGHT

[@risso097]

...my god it did

[@CasuallyAsian]

I'm not a physicist but I believe the way he threw it (with a bit of sideways spin) and the fact that was weighed down with pilk and the sins that come with pilk it won't flip as much

[@_E135_]

@@CasuallyAsianhaha “sin stabilized projectile”

[@fallingnao3919]

Pilk inside car makes me happy in weird ways, thank you.

[@TechWithVille]

There's a Neco spirit getting real excited somewhere out there...

[@wurfyy]

Once they replace the motor oil with Mobilk-1, they won't be able to dori dori or bura-nyaa their way out of that mess.

[@lvl90dru1d]

sure, that's me

[@melonenstrauch1306]

engine noises being replaced by doridoridoridoridori

[@Poincianaa]

this is highly upsetting but more importantly its highly entertaining

[@Spaghettaboutit]

The kettle wasn’t broken, it has a sensor that checks for a boiling liquid and since the Pilk was bubbling, ya tricked it into thinking that it was boiling and it auto shut off.

[@photondebuger45]

Well it's actually dead now lol

[@RT-qd8yl]

Why wouldn't they just use a simple fixed thermostat for it?

[@spidergirlspinnerets]

@@RT-qd8ylYou'd imagine that would work, but you have to remember that the boiling point of water changes with elevation! It'll never hit 100 c in the mountains, so it's a lot more reliable to just check for boiling at all!

[@thedangerbag]

​@@RT-qd8ylBecause the temperature water boils at changes depending on air pressure. If you lived high enough above sea level such a kettle might not ever click off because the water would boil before it hit 100°c. Similarly, weather would affect it slightly. The steam tube thing kettles actually use is oddly the better solution.

[@timvandijke4592]

Really interesting actually, water boils at slightly different temperatures depending on air pressure, so at higher altitudes it would just keep boiling without ever reaching 100°C

[@CynicallySarcasticReserves]

The spinning Pilk kettle is going to be a meme, I guarantee that.

[@Reclesschill]

please put oil in the coolant 🙏

[@bozhidarbelov5710]

No need, Mk4s do it themselves

[@Reclesschill]

@ Lmao forgot about that 😂

[@crackedemerald4930]

just need to add an enzyme to break down the creams mate

[@chriscothran8744]

Even better, put coolant in the oil so it does that cool gelatin thing that forms in the shape of the oil pan. You can slap it like it's jell-o from some vids Ive seen, fuckin comedy gold.

[@superbotnotabot]

oily pilk

[@MinoMark10]

3:48 Wade’s first Pilk experience made his balls drop for a second time.

[@waldfruchttee]

Fun Fact: if you carbonate milk you've basicly made unexpired "expired" milk

[@ndh06]

I always think of the Milkis drink when it comes to carbonated dairy.

[@Leumas2118]

There must be so many wonderful sights, sounds and smells coming out of this garage! Your neighbours must love you guys 😆

[@TheParadoxGamer1]

YOU DID NOT PUT PILK IN A C A R

[@QueenVoodo0]

HE DID PUT PILK IN A CAR

[@MichaelM.94]

relax, it isn't food grade pilk, they didn't shake the milk bottle before use so the warranty was void after that

[@enthusiasticgeek7237]

welcome to garbage time

[@florianlassnig9769]

Everything‘s acceptable if it‘s done for nugget science

[@TheParadoxGamer1]

@@florianlassnig9769 Australian nugget science

[@the6ig6adwolf]

Orange juice and milk have the potential to be disastrously hilarious. Think of the curdled, chunky goodness.

[@ACBIGBOIEVDT]

2:26 the Font for "Company" is the same that terraria uses. It's Andy Bold

[@RT-qd8yl]

Needs to be Helvetica

[@ACBIGBOIEVDT]

@@RT-qd8yl I agree Im sick of seeing it

[@plankera]

I didn’t even notice, thanks for pointing that out.

[@ACBIGBOIEVDT]

​@@plankerawhat can I say..... I play that game way to often.

[@samvimes9510]

Next video: Dank makes a hellevator

[@almosteverythingapple]

Bro had me audibly laughing when he threw the kettle at 9:52

[@yordandoykov3181]

Around the balkans so many 1.6 Golf 4's have been to the Moon and back in regards to kilometres. Wade needs to step his game up if he wants to kill this one.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

do you have pilk in the balkans?

[@OnionChoppingNinja]

Apperently the previous owner already did most of the heavy lifting for him. 130K and the gearbox is already FUBAR.

[@As8bakwTheSage]

SO TRUE THOUGH

[@Chad_Thundercock]

"I reckon the chunks will stuff it." Is possibly the most unsettling phrase I've ever heard.

[@GatheredStorm_YT]

3:49 literally this doesn’t even sound like Wade, like what did the Pilk do to his voice? Cause damn that was a whole vibe switch

[@tahrey]

Just straight up drained all the enthusiasm out of him, it's even more jarring than hearing him swear

[@JonTheGeek]

9:52 This might actually be the most violent thing Wade has done.

[@fae_a]

Petition for Wade and James to collab on a home brewing channel focusing entirely on alternatives to goober fluids (bearings will be spun)

[@scarasriel]

Where do I sign for this to happen?

[@thequillster]

The Golf screaming SERVICE NOW sounds like car talk for "Kill me"

[@braincellpirate]

i have watched the pilk kettle tossing moment at least six hundred times in the last hour. haven't laughed this hard in a *very* long time

[@toivo77-jp2]

If that golf would have the 1.9 TDI engine with section pump... gosh, it would pretty much overlive you.

[@AELnet04]

The Pilk chunks add 15 horsepower

[@gandalf5895]

James topping up the coolant system with pilk: chaotic neutral Wade throwing the broken kettle at the poor Golf: pure chaotic evil

[@etw5600x]

7:21 “The Pilk is speaking to us” 😂😂

[@matmatician7]

I often forget to wiggle the cream layer with my dinglestick prior to inspecting my coolant, thanks for the reminder, Wade!

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

Now this is a Certified Burenyuu Moment™️ approved by Neco-Arc herself.

[@mrkingbeastmediakenth2009]

9:28 LET HIM COOK

[@yannick7230]

Fun fact: the chunks in the pilk are basically (very bad) cheese.

[@RT-qd8yl]

Farmer's cheese

[@BreadTeleporterAndii]

Like marscapone right? Same kinda taste, milk with the texture of cheesy butter.

[@BreadTeleporterAndii]

Sounds disgusting but I really like it lol.

[@ferretyluv]

Cottage cheese, but cheese.

[@a3nofficial25]

In mexico that kind of cheese is called requeson lol

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

How dare you sour my bepis! Bepis and Co. will hear of this transgression!

[@jakewestbrook3214]

I asked my cousin who's a mechanic about using pepsi as coolant- he said the acidity would have good cleaning qualities and also said there's a hack that putting mothballs in your fuel line makes your car more efficient but ultimately kills it

[@render1802]

Don't tell the auto companies, they'll make "mothfluid" a new service feature. lol

[@michaelmechex]

This video could have been just you and James tasting pilk mixed in a bucket from bowls and it would have been my favorite video ever made

[@erikziak1249]

Put a non-Newtonian fluid into the system. That might get things interesting!

[@ELLE_3773]

"the water pump can mix it" is such a line, I could honestly see it as the tagline of the channel

[@TS_69420]

woaaah a VW 1.6 engine mate, they make their own pilk after some time

[@richwaterMMX]

(assuming coolant mixes with oil) just use pepsi as coolant and milk as oil and you have a pilk machine

[@wazkangz955]

9:48 Wade: ”I used it like a normal person” Also Wade: *Yeet*

[@omeharto288]

FYI the clicking mentioned around 6:30 is actually an air pump and completely normal!

[@ericvonfeldt5200]

Thats works too, i thought evap purge solenoid

[@omeharto288]

​@@ericvonfeldt5200You might be right, we at least agree that it's normal!

[@mc__mauri8863]

As mk4 owner, i can confirm that it is evap ticking.

[@Most_Jeffinitely]

As a car owner i appreciate these videos because instead of risking ruining my car, i can watch two guys torture vehicles that are already technically on life support

[@tpmartin210]

*audible sigh* aww sh- Here we go again

[@kevo7545]

11:18 Me wondering why it’s summer in dingusland🤡

[@herniagaming]

Maybe because we are on the other side of the world, not a hard concept to understand

[@daftwatcher]

​@herniagaming dude he was making joke about himself. Calm down no need to be rude

[@M3dus45-1]

oh yeah, it's upside-down down there

[@BigNerdSam]

Dank and James now required to play Neco Arc in Melty Blood

[@rebel6301]

its mandatory

[@tylern6420]

​@@rebel6301 oh holy hatsune arc what should i do

[@NicoOfTheWind]

See if they can get it running on the Eee PC

[@janchristianursuaaguilar7434]

​​​@@NicoOfTheWindand James should buy a Love Live! Arcade a total Nugget but then again set it up to connect online at the local level is a different story

[@seanmckelvey6618]

why would you play any other character?

[@MAGGOT_VOMIT]

Dude, the churning action of the waterpump is gonna create........ PUTTER

[@koera6804]

6:24 You're hearing the EVAP clicking away normal noises for this typa car

[@TransistorBased]

If you're curious what it takes to destroy a cooling system, all you have to do is be a mustang. I've had to replace every single part of the cooling system, including the radiator and the cooling fan separately because both failed at different times. Even with brand new parts all around it's still drips and leaks and it seems like it somehow managed to get an air bubble despite doing a complete bleed and flush of the system

[@therealmudafuka7200]

Oh no, you've summoned the creatures

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

[Pilk noises intensify]

[@MarkZammitronic]

I was served an ad for Coca-Cola immediately following this video and it was quite fitting.

[@mafiacat88]

Apparently this is what I choose to watch while eating. It may have been a bad choice. This was actually more upsetting than watching the sausage guy deep frying and eating cat food during lunch yesterday, so that was impressive

[@jamescanjuggle]

heard he paid 30 dollars for that cat food

[@TheUndersigned]

Ordinary Sausage Mentioned

[@JeffDvrx]

I was unconsciously cringing for most of this lol I can't imagine actually eating while watching it

[@sokjeong-ho7033]

The cat food rissole looked delicious

[@Galantium]

Vile, I can't wait to watch! :D

[@soliloquy1593]

Bro made Spilk 8:00

[@danielowefitzpatrick2291]

Don't cry over spilk

[@BallisticAviation_YT]

pinlk?

[@Skeleton_Dork]

Frankly, I love Pilk You have to get the ratio right, three fifths pepsi, two fifths milk

[@render1802]

The smell is going to be the WORST. Keep us updated! 🤣 Also, pretty sure the decomposing milk will make gas in the system.... oh and the casein proteins will separate thanks to the phosphates in the soda, which will probably turn to rock on something, somewhere....

[@thromboid]

I wondered about that too...if it's run up to temperature it should sterilise the pilk, so maybe it would be OK?

[@JeffDvrx]

what the other guy said, plus the temperatures and ph might cook the casein enough not to be affected (that much?) by the phosphates guess we'll see? lol

[@bunnybro5977]

The pilk noise asmr was the stuff of nightmares, just incredible

[@duck74UK]

"I know how to fix it!" I wasn't ready for your idea of fixing things

[@Eiundnudeln77]

Neco arc is pleased.

[@jMe4505]

The ticking is the magnetic valve on the evap canister in front of the coolent reservoir. Typical on this engine.

[@Vok250]

That face when you pull off a coolant hose and there's already pilk inside. VW moment.

[@BÜbLars]

10:19 ah yes, the sound of "not good"

[@jenovastoast]

I’ve got a craving only a tall glass of pilk can satisfy

[@darerun1051]

pilk release button 4:53

[@spongebot64]

You should call it Karl, with all the Pilk inside...Karl Pilkington