We FINALLY Win! - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe | Mario March

[@SomeBloke420]

Michael: I became what I hated. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become Matt in Mario Kart.

[@elski5958]

I mean Michael's always been about the 2nd best. Granted Alfredo and Lindsay both were solid last video.

[@Friendlysociopath]

@@elski5958 Except for the time Ryan beat him. The tilt was strong that day.

[@tylersprouse6861]

Brett Spangler What about Ray? He used to dominate Michael and Gavin in Mario Kart

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

29:19 I have never heard that noise come out of Lindsay. She tapped into the Rage Quit Hado

[@jimllc]

And in that moment, Michael and Lindsay's marriage makes complete sense.

[@reynoldszelaya4559]

Most visceral scream I've ever heard come from Lindsay. She and Michael were definitely made for each other.

[@ritsukaseriyko1491]

She is actually decent at Mario Kart and is somewhat competitive for that reason.

[@sluckett21]

I was NOT expecting that. Jeez

[@Zhajn]

but gotta say, that was a damn nice shot. The best kind of shot too, a *green shell* to stop someone's first place. I salute to that shot.

[@neb7120]

29:19 I've never heard a scream so powerful. I think you broke Lindsay.

[@Kibbz10]

That should be someone’s new text tone

[@jimllc]

In that moment, their marriage makes sense, as Lindsay channels her husband's ability to Rage Quit long enough for Michael to realize who he's married to.

[@sylvrwolflol]

Michael *astonished*: "... _Lindsay!_ "

[@Confron7a7ion7]

I felt that green shell.

[@AgentTheron1138]

And that ladies and gentlemen is the sound of a one Ruby Rose going Super Sayan

[@Kaegri]

Everybody: *cussing, yelling over each other, general chaos all over* Me: Ah, the good old Achievement Hunter experience.

[@Madams25]

I know, right? Took me back.

[@DeviltoGeorgia34]

Ryan: Aright.

[@WizBunny3]

Ryan's quote, Lindsay's heavy metal death scream, and Jack's rivalry with Trevor is what I live for.

[@owendiaram3870]

And Jeremy's constant cursing?

[@DeviltoGeorgia34]

"Fuck you Jehhhck!" "Fuck you Trevuhhh!!"

[@tylersprouse6861]

I live for Jeremy’s Bob Saget voice

[@williambell3304]

I like how Michael is at the same time hypercompetitive with the better players but also super supportive when one of the lesser players does well.

[@TheRealAlpha2]

As long as it's not Matt, he's happy.

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

Michael is a good dad.

[@rabbit6546]

this is something i've always loved about michael - he's always played into his angry new jersey persona but as a person he's consistently been supportive of and stood up for others without ever making a thing of it he's just a good guy and doesn't care if people recognise that

[@tonyt987]

As ironic as it is, Michael is the main one motivating Myatt during his workout streams. People laugh at him but Michael is very supportive.

[@masterulloa8481]

29:16 where is Lindsay's ocsar for that heartfelt primal scream

[@spamhere1123]

Angela Gossow would be proud. Lindsay could be the lead vocalist of a heavy metal band with that scream.

[@victorhernandez8723]

spamhere1123 Who’s that?

[@DeviltoGeorgia34]

@@victorhernandez8723 She was the former lead vocalist for the band Arch Enemy. I like their song "Nemesis."

[@herison7554]

@14:15 Lindsey: already finished the race Jack and Trevor: yelling at each other trying to finish their races Lindsey: *SYMPATHETIC SCREAMING*

[@ampar1010]

then the last race happens

[@DeviltoGeorgia34]

RYAN WON A RACE!!!!!! AND MADE THE PODIUM!!!! DEM BONES, DEM BONES, DEM DRY BONES!!!!!!!!!

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

THE END IS NEIGH, THE END IS NEIGH, F*KING RUN AWAY THE END IS NEIGH

[@isabelchmontuenga]

With auto steering.....

[@StopTheLettuceAbuse]

@@isabelchmontuenga We take what we can get( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

[@edwardlomeli5657]

It’s your day bones!

[@jordan_said_what]

@@chrisbuttonshaw2088 nice King Ross reference, I approve

[@johnnyb368]

"We have no ad revenue but we do have MOICH" I'm dead 😂

[@AlecEburhard]

29:19 I don't think I've ever heard that kind of rage from Lindsey before

[@Twelvegage30]

29:19 Lindsay "Rage Quit" Jones

[@andrewdamadlad7270]

Oh my Goodness Lindsay's scream at 29:20 hurt my soul. I felt that go down my spine

[@Xenmaru00]

meanwhile i loved every second of it. gave me flashbacks to fighting Omnigul. now imagine if _Ruby_ did that scream. Cinder would shit herself in absolute terror, and Salem would be like "...are you looking for applications for an Aunt?"

[@S0RGEx]

Mii Iris is super cute. Also that last scream from Lindsay, JEEZ girl. Someone give her an Emmy for that.

[@zenakuwuma]

From the studio that brought you _”out in the f*cken grapes”_ and _”I’m familiar with Wu Tang”_ , Haywood Productions presents: 8:13

[@mauriciomorales1895]

Myatt cant win if he isn't here

[@elski5958]

They should have done a different mode like Trevor asked in the last video. Do like the Balloon fight one. Racing without Matt is a crime.

[@justinpacheco7617]

MYATT

[@nikki-lx3yf]

i want to fight matt in the superior kart racing videogame, Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed

[@IMysticCobaltI]

@@nikki-lx3yf I prefer Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing imo, but if only Shadow had his motorcycle in transformed though

[@Xenmaru00]

@@nikki-lx3yf they need to make a second one of those. Team Sonic Racing was rather crap, from what i heard. while Sonic Transformed is fucking incredible.

[@MatimilionXD]

"Sometimes there's only nowhere else to be" -Ryan Haywood 2020 | This shall be the quote that launched a thousand shirts.

[@onphs]

a fitting quote considering the current Mess with the COVID-19

[@DeviltoGeorgia34]

Complete with a stock photo of a tranquil beach.

[@drchicken2477]

I'd buy it.

[@fancyLD]

props to the editor for that ryan quote i choked from laughing holy shit i did not expect that at all

[@justtolkienabout5677]

Petition to treat all of Ryan's quotes like that 😂

[@fancyLD]

celinacy 13 honestly they deserve nothing less

[@jklein8383]

I thought I had accidentally clicked another video.

[@EmilySimski1995]

Now I wanna see that quote on a t-shirt

[@deivynestrada7641]

reminds me of some funhaus editing

[@patrickrhyno4517]

22:41 "I sucked his wisdom teeth dry!" --Trevor Collins, 2020

[@Roderykz]

Matt sucks him off Michael has the a hole, Trevor his wisdom teeth... They are cannibalizing the devil at this point.

[@sylvrwolflol]

I love how the described the place where they removed the wisdom teeth as "goo holes", because that's exactly what it feels like XD

[@xzcrimzonomegazx9143]

10:18 FINALLY !!!!! My boy Ryan gets his day

[@MidNiteParis]

Is it really winning if you're not beating Matt?

[@Jenazad.]

It feels like golf without Geoff.

[@BrutalFates]

No

[@MidNiteParis]

@@GamerBoy870 yeah get him off that stream. swap someone else in. we were all rooting for someone to beat Matt. I feel clickbaited or lied to.

[@_LifeofMichael_]

Very true.

[@elski5958]

Nope. Matt not in a mario kart is bs

[@Juhimuz]

"I became what I hated" ~ Myatchael

[@ToastiestWaffle]

I don't know how to pronounce that lol

[@WoodnPecker]

Reminded me of that lets build where geoff spelled it Miatchel

[@muchochucho9778]

SWEET GOD ITS UNCENSORED. I love it guys

[@Shadow-Wolf-]

Despite the fact Matt is not playing/racing, I feel as if everyone else is still competing for 2nd Place. Avatar-Iris is so cute wearing that Large Crown! Don't take it from her! Best Comment/Moment in the Video! (1:58) "Get out of here, you Fat... thing!" ~ Trevor "Oh~! He called you Thing!" ~ Lindsay "I don't know which Player that was! Who's Donkey Kong!?" ~ Trevor "ME! You Fat Bastard!" ~ Jack

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

26:24 I replayed this 4 times 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mario kart / mario in general always makes for great let’s plays!! Please do more soon!

[@jaronsaniz9996]

I agree I love this

[@adriansmith2639]

29:18 Lindsay with the death wail.

[@NaseruTheCleric]

0:21 Ryan: "Where's Matt? I miss Matt."

[@elski5958]

Ryan enjoys other people suffering. And Matt does it best in Mario Kart. So yes Ryan misses Matt cause the ultimate weapon is gone

[@jess4you13]

Its funny how the guy that always loses manages to leech off the guy that always wins in a demonic connection

[@MikesterMF]

I spent 5 minutes paused on "Sometimes there's only nowhere else to be." Trying to decode it. No success.

[@maxwilliams1997]

I think it’s suppose to mean sometimes you’re in a situation where there’s nowhere else to go, you just gotta live with the situation you’re in

[@MikesterMF]

@@maxwilliams1997 I.... I just don't know. Yes? Maybe?

[@ZacharyShade]

It sounds pretty legit if you don't think about it, then the more you do the less sense it makes. That should be on a shirt.

[@Xenmaru00]

@@ZacharyShade i would buy and wear that shirt everywhere.

[@ZacharyShade]

@@Xenmaru00 I've already set the screenshot as my desktop.

[@drodolfo5900]

Lindsay's lost it at the end. Jesus christ.🤣

[@johnnyshortfor]

"Sometimes there's only nowhere else to be" is a big quarantine mood

[@dylanpearson9480]

This might be one of my favorite Lindsay let's plays. Really helped lift my spirits. I always love some Mario Kart

[@tikvahlanz6335]

I literally started crying from laughter at Ryan’s quote.

[@kdude25]

So happy ryan won a race! Congrats Ryan! Also that Iris mii is the cutest thing ever!

[@kennykhaos21]

I loved Lindsay this episode. I need more mad, competitive Lindsay 😂

[@markchun5262]

11:49 Micheal: Ryan. Ryan: what, I'm not in first. Micheal: you're up there though. Ryan: I'm in third! Micheal: *up. there. though.*

[@AllieKitaguchi]

Lindsay's scream of pure rage was AMAZING 29:19

[@BNuts]

Michael, playing with Iris's avatar, never looked so cute. Please play with Iris more often. Also, does Luna have an avatar Lindsay can play with?

[@daftrok]

26:45 when you step on a Lego. 29:19 when you step on a plug with the prongs pointing up.

[@locochoify]

Though I'm sad there wasn't the classic rivalry between Michael and Matt, I thoroughly enjoyed this video. The way everyone was so into it made it incredible, especially Jack. Love that guy.

[@lordpepper6932]

Can only win if Matt's not there, seems about right

[@samosamuncher3669]

I'll be honest, that second grand prix was so competitive and fun to watch that maybe you should try a prix with jeremy, trevor, fredo, michael, gavin, lindsay, and jack cuz it was incredible to watch with these players.

[@sweenhoe10]

Michael: The best mario Kart players Ryan: What is the go button again?

[@corbingoette8218]

6:10 No one knows or remembers Flat Stanley?!?! Sending that little crayon colored cutout around the country in the mail.

[@Yearofthebows24]

25:21 Jack literally driving into a wall "What is that bullshit"

[@toddmueller9056]

That ending was perfect. It made no difference in the finals but it was absolutely amazing

[@SoullessCast]

So proud of Jeremy for living his dream and finally regrowing his hair, as well as becoming black.

[@DarkEyedDrifter]

Lindsay's scream when she lost those three red shells to a lightning bolt was everything. I loved it lol

[@slovak4life1991]

DarkEyedDrifter and then The Sauce hit her with a green shell right before the finish in the last race.

[@MexicAnime]

26:45 What male hyenas have to constantly deal with.

[@philipdavis744]

When are we gonna get a 12 player let’s play at this

[@corbinselanne7990]

It should consist of Matt Bragg, Tom Fawkes, and ten of whoever wants to play against the masters

[@rrorritam]

29:20 goddamn fucking felt Lindsay's raw rage

[@robertroot6317]

I really like that they just didnt care and didnt censor the video. It feels more genuine. The censoring really distracts from the video and to be honest, you shouldn't get demonetized for swearing. Maybe KZbin should adopt a rating system like PG, PG-13 or their own system.

[@aesiqui]

This video without all the censoring feels like I'm watching old AH again I love it

[@tk_Layla]

Lindsay being robbed of a 1st place twice, on the line, hurt.... but the snipe boost she pulled on Michael to swipe 2nd was just perfect! Damn I love it when you all play Mario Kart; cursing and all

[@arcanewolf5082]

Really missed them just saying what they want and swearing at each other...

[@CowChuckin]

26:20 is when i litearla i literally could not stop dying, oh my shIQ

[@royalewithcheese7]

14:28 Lindsay with that sick burn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@YinYang847]

Lindsay definitely channeled what I truly feel when one of my friends invites me to play Mario Kart

[@newevolution]

Holy goddamn 26:26 Jeremy's string of curses with Lindsay's addition help I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewbrooks5470]

They're finally starting to remember that they hate each other as much as they hate Matt

[@Abnerdoodle]

Mario March is what’s keeping me sane during the pandemic.

[@jmad2197]

This was one of the most chaotic videos I have ever seen and it was glorious. Also Lindsay fully turned into a demon at the end.

[@Zorth13]

I love how competitive and good Lindsay is at this. Happy with Ryan wins. I laugh when Jack and Jeremy do a Cartman impression.

[@jhoward8780]

Best Mario Kart episode ever! It was a hoot seeing everyone compete, rather than laying back and thinking of England while Myatt had his way with them. Also, props to editor for the Ryan quote.

[@michelangelo5903]

i enjoy the Jack and Trevor rivalry going on “fuck you jack!” “fuck your trevor!”

[@KalibreSteelblast]

Wow. Ryan takes first in one race. It's ya day.

[@Spacedwarf124]

Jeremy sounding like Connie from the Team Four Star parody of AoT xD. 26:28

[@dragonite774]

Jack and Lindsay go HARD when they play Mario Kart lmao

[@lazyking8445]

The Iris Mii is one of the most adorable things I’ve seen, besides Iris, Luna, and Mush😊

[@kupkakemistake]

I need an animation of ruby screaming "DAMMIT! I JUST LOST 3 RED SHELLS!"

[@hungryclone]

Alfredo: “I’ll tell you...that car was slippery.”

[@xbaqqq]

Idk whats happening but jack has been fucking hilarious these past couple vids i think hes going crazy

[@DeconvertedMan]

"Sometimes there is always nowhere else to be." Words to live by. :D

[@halogenbishop6674]

finally the side of AH we all missed! XD

[@oliviab9760]

8:18 WHO DID THIS TO HIM?! ASDFGHJ

[@ExcelHedge]

Poor Alfredo not realizing he has streering assit and auto acceleration on. Screwing him up.

[@somethingbanter]

"you fat thing" "he called you thing" lindsay is funny

[@a.g.k.6835]

Ngl, the inspirational quote at 8:15 is very Funhaus

[@kingboo3054]

The fact that a Boo item actually saves you from being lightning shocked. Thanks for letting me know about that Boolossus.

[@Draconaris]

Jeremy going full Boston at 26:28 had me dying!

[@JamzP14]

I am liking and commenting on this video. In the dark times of the 2020 quarantine, hearing the purest of Lindsay's rage brought great joy. Reminds me of old Rage Quit days.

[@DefconNytemare]

6:14 Jeremy singing Otherwise

[@Ramseas119]

Lindsey taking second at 26:12 might be one of the best things ive ever seen in Mario Kart

[@greggoryabbey3714]

A quote with random inspirational stock footage, what is this Funhaus?

[@muhammadjhordyreharvian4825]

No one : Absolutely No One : Trevor : Fuck You, Jack! Jack : Fuck You, Tre!

[@sharksgetfreehugs8790]

This whole video was just *screaming incomprehensibly*

[@novajacklin2228]

Me before clicking on the vid: OMG they won against Matt! Me 2 mins in the vid: ohhhh they won bc he's not in it

[@RoximRox]

8:15 got me. Well done, Editor.

[@放物線]

LOL King Boo! You must be a Green Shell Sniper for that one.

[@roamsweethome4895]

😂” I need to lie down”😂

[@ReidZer0]

Jack and Jeremy are the MVP of this video

[@THEBIGJOE721]

To the editor* That cut to the ocean after ryans quote @ 08:15 was perfect😂😂😂😂

[@jua3000]

6:32 where I learned they are not censoring this one

[@boolossus7054]

When you find out when using the Boo item and not being shrunk down while the others are, it blew my mind.

[@EmilySimski1995]

"Sometimes there's only nowhere else to be -Ryan Haywood" the newest shirt soon to be available from AH.

[@lordpraptor2706]

Jeremy at 26:29 reminded me of Arin with the unorthodox cussing Lmao

[@jemmitt21]

1:40 Michael throwing shade at those who don’t own games digitally

[@sidd065]

This video was recorded before the apocalypse... Times were simpler back then...

[@oscarbrazil9922]

29:19 Lindsay that was BEAUTIFUL.

[@kevin4492]

I love how Lindsays character changes in this game! xD Also not including Myatt makes it quite more interesting to watch because there's more competition! :D

[@jazzyjess672]

Trevor at 28:25 to 28:37 is gold 😂