We get drunk and watch Monster House (2006) ft. Kevin James

This House isn't big enough for the three of us.
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[@aiven067]

Hahahah

[@aiven067]

You guys should do Hocus Pocus

[@jimstone4533]

@Leonardo Heredia its a good movie

[@burningwolf_9679]

we all know ur gonna be simping over Chowder

[@acemarvel1564]

How about watching a cringy PSA

[@Maxisamo1]

"This guy fucks his house" I cannot believe that is technically true

[@IamW4RL0RD]

Yeah lol

[@TauGeneration]

i was waiting for them to get to that point

[@taekinuru2]

only in the vulva

[@sideways_chip_eater6420]

@@taekinuru2 yea I doubt the house has other parts so he probably goes with the uvela

[@CherryBomb_Games]

Was literally about to comment this lol

[@ADuckWithAYoutubeAccount]

They simped for a hand, a bee, two different rabbits, a pig, an obese cat, a Danny Devito tic tac, and in today’s episode: A fucking leaf

[@mellow_dissonance]

Me giving it the 69th like: “Could I be the chosen one?”

[@scoobysnak07]

@Cotton Mouth boss baby's mom tho...😳

[@cubbleshasreturned6968]

That leaf did have it going on though

[@drybowser0980]

Dumb question but where was the hand from???

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

To be fair, if fall is your favorite season, one of the most likely reasons why is because the trees turn pretty colors. So if you like fall, in a way, you simp for leaves.

[@intheflatfield2954]

"That kid looks like Steve Buscemi if he was a fellow kid" That's funny because Steve is actually in this movie voicing the old man.

[@OfficialDeanAdler]

I’m also suprised they didn’t noticed that or the fact that Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks (Jason Lee) voiced the crappy douche boyfriend

[@jaidendetering8734]

@@OfficialDeanAdler Wait really??? I genuinely had no idea! You learn something new everyday

[@darkpuppetlordful]

@@OfficialDeanAdler he didn't yell Alvin or torture woodland critters, so I get the confusion

[@rpg8402]

Or that napoleon dynamite is the gamer pizza delivery man or that nick cannon plays the other cop

[@sakurasensations4786]

If that character isn’t styled to look like Buscemi too, I don’t know what would be.

[@CosyBee]

11:00 - 11:15 I am shaking and crying over the fact that they talked over the "I don't have a vulva" joke and therefore missed it.

[@robertallison4117]

Literally the best joke in the movie

[@lainey6474]

Me. Too.

[@angelar9119]

YES THANK U

[@drew2510]

Literally it was such a disgrace

[@TheLeageOfAwsome1]

Thank you 🙏

[@angelmars1617]

This movie scared the absolute shit outta me as a kid, time to watch drunk men simp over a leaf

[@gavinbertrand9533]

How the fuck did you predict that

[@osoapanews6780]

Veritas_Prince of Truth (2007) (English Movie) what movie called anyone

[@gavinbertrand9533]

@Osoapa News silence

[@alexlovelady8249]

@@gavinbertrand9533 edited comment

[@Leon-de3qz]

@@gavinbertrand9533 XD

[@Nuvirex]

"Oh, spring came early" "They do Cage the Elephants at night" "But the house always wins" These are unironically the greatest puns I've ever heard

[@typhoonzebra]

"Hook line and sinker" was a good one.

[@acardboardbox8285]

“He’s hung”

[@stickmanmanman7170]

Can someone explain the Cage the Elephants one to me, I don’t know what that’s referencing

[@sjahbw]

Ok

[@ididntknowtheyallowednamet3071]

@@stickmanmanman7170 it's name of the band

[@RottenBen]

I'm surprised that the one instance where the pipes are attacking them in the basement, they're too busy stuck on "spring came early" to talk about "laying pipe"

[@angusmarch1066]

They were too busy with thier house biology joke to catch Chowder make the Uvula joke.

[@deuceydee3506]

Sometimes, ya gotta miss a joke to make a joke

[@Scarshadow666]

I don't blame any kid being scared of this movie back in the day! It was animated with motion-capture tech for its time, which can be uncanny valley-looking (though that's something that works well for this movie, imo), and the concept art had kind of a "Norman Rockwell listening to Goth rock and death metal" vibes.

[@TazJustTaz]

Lol it’s not as scary as Coraline but it’s still kind of scary now lol

[@kordeliiius9821]

Omg had a feeling it was mocap :0

[@boostmefujumoto]

When i was a kid i watched this movie all the time i’m older now but this movie never really scared me because animated movies with stop motion was pretty popular when i was little but this movie man is OG

[@gridlock1637]

I was just scared of seeing the wife die while cement was poured all over her. That was terrifying as a kid

[@boostmefujumoto]

@@gridlock1637 fr that whole basement part was just weird to watch each time

[@MicrowaveSociety]

who knew razzle could play basketball

[@osoapanews6780]

Hey microwave society can you do kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6q5mXWejZl-g5Y next time

[@SOUP-go9it]

Hey its the rated PG razzle

[@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT]

Catwoman Movie Video Please. It’s the best horror film of all time.

[@kingk1rby484]

Holy shit if microwave society and dazzle every collared on a reaction I don’t think my stomach would last over how much I’d be laughing

[@acemarvel1564]

Who knew dazzle can bring a house to life

[@coolguyyy9071]

I’m glad that they are not confusing Kevin James with John Travolta this time like last time they thought John Travolta played a cow, well done Razzle

[@sjahbw]

Ok

[@Duderocks1151]

Instead they confused a stuffed bunny that they say in the film is a bunny for a teddy bear

[@mitchfletcher2386]

@@misterpoopnose6547 No, Kevin James's Dad is Sam Elliot.

[@matthewhunter1193]

I was kind of hoping they would at least reference that joke

[@elliej.5352]

Character growth

[@Mr.Slaught4r]

Upset they didn't say chowder is a homie, he engaged in valiant combat with the house

[@smcphee8499]

Same

[@libRteedude]

For real tho. They dissed Chowder AND Skull, the best characters in the movie. This is a plebeian level commentary track.

[@dizzypenguin6509]

Deadass! Chowder is a real homie

[@SGT_ZTM]

Nobody: Literally no one: Not a soul: Razzle: We simping that Leaf

[@kuzakabob746]

someone: ok

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

A person: ok

[@sjahbw]

Ok

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

After simping the Danny Devito Lorax are you surprised?

[@RoseGuyCrazy]

"Alright, so how long's it gonna take before they simp a charac- the closeup of a leaf at the very start of the movie?!"

[@osoapanews6780]

Veritas_Prince of Truth (2007) (English Movie)

[@Maxisamo1]

"Okay, that's the last thing we simp" "Yeah, I hope so because most of the characters in this are kids"

[@epion660]

"He's hung!"

[@pompeiiunicorn]

"IS it like a Derry like situation?" "Yeah, the house is lactose intolerant" WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WITH THIS

[@quinceyclouds3208]

the pure frustration at “oh, spring came early” has me reeling

[@r3tr0_r3dux_2]

As a kid, I always wanted to play the arcade game that guy was playing. And you actually can in the Monster House video game.

[@samac4323]

And the website (don't know if still up)

[@admech590]

Huh...

[@grammarnazi6672]

Hol' up, this movie blew up enough to get its own video game???

[@armouredjester1622]

Slow down. Monster. House. Video. Game?

[@KaRyu-zm2wf]

@@samac4323 Hold up, there was a website?! No way; if it did exist, the child in me who always wanted to play that game will be upset. I know there's the video game but I'd rather play a game dedicated to the arcade version.

[@Conner_Welch]

Fun fact: you joke about Steve Buscemi looking like the main kid if he were a kid, but he does voice the older guy married to the house.

[@girlgoneweirdo]

The anticipation: Please simp for the big woman, *please* simp for the big woman The execution: Okay, not what I expected, but you beautiful, beautiful bastards did not disappoint!

[@tornadodee148]

I though they were going to simp for the cop

[@girlgoneweirdo]

@@tornadodee148 DJ's parents even! They got genetic drip, but, shiiiit, they give off BIG swingers vibes

[@highdefinition450]

@@tornadodee148 did not expect them to go where they did ngl

[@when4417]

"you were in my wife" is so underappreciated lmao

[@littlesamu5920]

Hello everyone, today's big memes are: - Ballin' - playdoh hair - l a y i n g p i p e and more terrible, terrible puns

[@CherryBomb_Games]

I once saw a list of puns written on perforated paper. They were tearable.

[@FirstGameFreak1000]

They missed the best joke of the movie while talking about how the uvula was actually balls being stored in the throat: "Oh, it's a girl house, it's got a uvula" (rearrange some of the letters)

[@grodcoyote6635]

Jenny:"If those are the teeth and that's the tongue," points at chandelier* then that must be the uvula" chowder: "oh, so it's a girl house" Jenny: *mildly confused face*"what?"

[@crypt5129]

Istg I've been trying to figure out for years what he thought she said and I just figured it out

[@jbnelson]

Imagine RAZZLE actually gets a special guest to commentate with them, but no one watches bc it has to be clickbait

[@turnoverhd435]

Razzle has broken boundaries by only simping a leaf in this movie.

[@WisteriaDrake]

Shout out to that one mother who brings her little girl back to the house of the mean old man who stole her bike, and then says nothing to the fact that said old man is wearing nothing but a hospital robe, standing in a pit where his house used to be, with three small children, handing out toys. I have a feeling that none of the kids in this world are safe, since the adults have literally zero sense of danger.

[@GogiRegion]

The house is like Derry from Steven King’s novels. All the adults just ignore all the odd things going on near that plot of land.

[@imreallybadatnamingthings]

@@GogiRegion I guess it's because they're lactose intolerant.

[@IotaOmicron825]

Ball lands in the old guy's yard. "This is my lawn, she's got my back."

[@BiGbTCN]

“Her grass cuts like mowin’ lawns”

[@ValuesNotFound]

The scary part is that the lawn might be the lady houses, lawn knowmsaaayin?

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@ValuesNotFound I for one know my haunted ghost bush moves like fingers to embrace my lovers when they pass out on it. This checks out biologically

[@ValuesNotFound]

@@Lucifersfursona fuckin deadly cuzzinnn 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽

[@tlm2096]

the fact that kevin james is just a random side character makes it so much better

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

I'm glad the general consensus here is that *everyone* found this movie scary as a kid. And then there was the fucking video game which was just child friendly Silent Hill.

[@nayten0324]

Mr nevercracker was scary af lmao

[@badumtiss5288]

Everyone ? 😂 Speak For Yourself Lmao

[@IcyDiamond]

“We get drunk and watch Pixels” Ft. Kevin James

[@SOUP-go9it]

didnt they already do that?

[@Kawamagi]

Y e s

[@IcyDiamond]

@@SOUP-go9it Nope lol

[@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115]

I can't wait to see them react to Q-bert becoming the guy's girlfriend at the end.

[@ragnaricstudios5888]

@@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115 or see them simp over Q-Bert

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Alan(?): The human animation is cursed as hell. Me: *laughs in Scary Godmother*

[@obrienluvr7748]

OMFG I thought i was the only one who watched that

[@maddogproductions5930]

i would kill for them to watch that

[@ieyasumei4339]

Welp... time to blow this up cause it's October again!

[@Nicky2414]

It's funny how they made that Steve Buscemi joke when they don't even realize that Mr Nebercracker was played by Steve Buscemi himself.

[@andrewjones6583]

Fun fact: Back in production they originally planned that whenever the house would start acting alive, the inside would become something akin to the actual insides of a human, real tissue and organs and everything

[@The_Barroth]

Wasted potential tbh. Would’ve been awesome

[@satinsguard]

That's metal af \m/

[@jasonhahn8797]

I think the idea they decided to go for was better. Having the house look like the insides of a human with real body organs would have been too over the top and would have kinda detracted from the horror. I think the fact that the house uses it's environment to assimilate the insides of a human body made it creepier.

[@red2745]

Would love if you guys could watch Monster In Paris. Idk if anyone else has heard of it but it was literally my childhood, and its got a banging soundtrack aswell

[@ks_yes1491]

I loved that weird ass movie

[@kowaretatelesto4253]

They simp for a leaf in today's video, but next week they shall simp for a flea

[@emmuffindoodles]

That movie is the best

[@rainclouds3677]

God I loved that movie

[@christiandidonna8808]

Yes

[@nashvontookus7451]

Man, you guys missed the "oh, so this is a girl house" bit. That would've been so good.

[@patanella2788]

they also missed “doggy down”

[@neinja66469]

They prolly didn't find it funny fr they didn't like the dirty hoe joke in Cat in the Hat either soooo

[@neinja66469]

Nvm jus went back lol I'm too high to be talkin rn

[@kailey_marler]

They missed the best joke of the movie talking about male genitalia even though the joke was “so this is a girl house.” They would’ve had a field day with that one.

[@angusmarch1066]

Monster House really caught me off guard as a kid. I would be looking sideways at all the houses in my neighbourhood if it was dark and I would have nightmares about the house chasing me through my own house. (Physically impossible, I know.) But now its one of my favourite comfort films.

[@yourlocalplaguedoctor7023]

"He gave it the hepatitis alphabet" WHEN I TELL YOU I FOLDED AT THAT- ✋😭

[@danielforrest5700]

I can't believe they missed the "Oh... so it's a girl house!" joke at 10:57 over balls, but then expecting them to joke about anything but balls is just letting myself be disappointed lol

[@snickidy6947]

"the house always wins!" what a line

[@omniultimate]

hitting a new low with a leaf, they should rename the series to "we get drunk and simp X ft. whatever movie they're watching"

[@pompousbastard4902]

I didn't think I could love Razzle even more than I did until 8:40 happened.

[@k.h.production22669]

5:53 "This guy looks like a player character from Guitar Hero 3" As someone who played that game religiously that statement is so true it hurts

[@moiraanemone6572]

I really hope they're going to do Paranorman, it's criminally underrated.

[@mai2015]

Dude these commentaries FEEL like you're there with them sometimes, just nothing but good friend vibes

[@theman4695]

“We get drunk and watch “The Grinch that Stole Christmas” ft. The Grinch

[@illanari990]

on christmas

[@notaprogamer2782]

That stole Christmas

[@GogiRegion]

@@sharpsh0tdav1s70 Who’s this Jim Carry? All I know is GRINCH.

[@Wodd_D]

I never thought the day where Razzle covered my favorite childhood movie would ever come

[@osoapanews6780]

Veritas_Prince of Truth (2007) (English Movie)

[@kordeliiius9821]

“That’s a pretty leaf” and as far as I recall, it’s the only pretty thing in this film Also can’t believe you stepped over the “it’s a girl house” joke

[@McBehrer]

aw man you talked over the best joke in the movie 11:10 "that must be the uvula" "oh, so it's a GIRL house" "... ???"

[@jimstone4533]

Every time the cop laughs, take a swig.

[@Liam_The_Great]

mart

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

An episode of Razzle premiering on my birthday. Best day ever.

[@SolaceSoLong]

happy birthday!

[@CosyBee]

Happy Birthday!

[@tornadodee148]

Happy Birthday😊🥳

[@barricadeboizzz7459]

Happy Birthday!!!

[@IcarusHarkness9894]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!🥳🎊🎉

[@Omega_1998_]

11:53 O Spring came early. 😅

[@Proserpira]

I think it's genuinely insane that there is a character in this kids' movie that is very visibly drunk. I feel like it doesn't happen often. The idea of a horror for children is already a pretty insane concept, outside of This and Coraline i don't know many.

[@seankelly378]

You can't expect Johnny napalm to be sober

[@thesnipershat7529]

I actually love this movie, truly. To such an extent that as a child I spend countless hours perfecting every line and movement that Nebercracker made whenever he was on screen. ... There isn't a joke to go along with this, that's just what I did.

[@connormacintosh7480]

Razzle and the gangs laughs are fucking contagious! I laughed my ass off over the pig joke!🤣🤣🤣🤣 8:35

[@connormacintosh7480]

Also 10:56 was hilarious.

[@mustafafranklin]

🤣🤣

[@danscott2289]

Fun fact: Dan Harmon (of Community/Rick and Morty fame) was a writer on this film (and got nominated for an Oscar for it...)!

[@SarahTheBreadGod]

This is gonna give me such nostalgia.. I can feel it. This was my childhood movie.

[@osoapanews6780]

Veritas_Prince of Truth (2007) (English Movie) what movie called what is it

[@jobbert6522]

Razzle says ACAB and we stan it.

[@epictoe7179]

13:36 look it’s seems they do “lay down pipe” …pipe bomb to be exact.

[@CWG8926]

13:17 "Oh sweetheart. You like 2 in the pink and 1 the stink." "2 in the sink?"

[@thanosjackson]

“We get drunk and watch Kevin James (1965) ft. Kevin James”

[@kandyburra]

I remember being a wee lil babey in the movie theatre watching this. Almost half the kids got fuckin spooked in the first 10 minutes and left. I stayed for just over half of the movie and cried. That was the only time i went to the movies with my dad.

[@brennanperry8001]

They didn't show the after credits scene, so it's canonical that the cops died in the razzleverse. I'm happy with this :)

[@BowlingLoverLC]

What did Nick Cannon and Kevin James ever do to you?

[@brennanperry8001]

@@BowlingLoverLC oh I love the actors, I just hate the police, especially in America

[@universalpower419]

@@brennanperry8001 Oh wow You're so quirky!!!

[@polojojo5299]

“He stole another tricycle” “You want me to worry about tricycles on my daughters wedding”

[@LunarDrop7]

5:15 The fucking hyena laughter I can't. These guys' laughs are contagious holy hell

[@nicholasstansbury6848]

In 6th Grade, we watched this movie and my friend called me "Nebbercracker"

[@osoapanews6780]

Yes

[@ScottyFang]

When razzle got in trouble for simping Characters so now they gotta simp objects

[@diamonddigs6206]

Everybody's talking about how they simp the leaf. They simp the fricking front yard way more.

[@marzizzo]

this is what i mean when i say i like dark comedy. they make jokes that are sometimes just absolutely terrible, but it's never punching down, and they often use shock comedy in positive ways as well, like the cop jokes. idk i just love these videos sm.

[@lmproductions6075]

13:01 sounds like the laugh at the beginning of Feel Good Incby the Gorillaz

[@draedenfagon4813]

1:31 you can thank ImageMovers for that (They also did the animation for The Polar Express, A Christmas Carroll, Mom's needs Mars and the cancelled 2010 remake of The Beatles: Yellow Submarine)

[@cgood5035]

When the commentary starts with the razzle boys simping a leaf, you know it’s gonna be good

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

"I would take any character played by Woody Allen over that guy." That...That is a STRONG statement.

[@jacobeischreech]

How could y’all put “ft. Kevin James” and not Steve Buscemi

[@defcon4215]

The dvd opening scared the shit out of me when I s was young

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Same here. How the house moves on its own and sometimes growls, and when you press play, it eats ya!

[@PepperMistAnimations]

Day 16 requesting "We get drunk and watch Rango” Halloween is upon us.

[@stevenolivas7262]

"That guy fucks that house" you have no idea how right you are

[@samac4323]

We get Drunk and Watch "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" (1975) ft Tim Curry or Meatloaf We get Drunk and Watch "Moonwalker" ft Michael Jackson We get Drunk and Watch "Purple Rain" ft Prince We get Drunk and Watch "Labyrinth" ft David Bowie

[@fakeblakeedits6546]

Labyrinth is a trip tho.....lol

[@lordboxman8843]

9:18 (angrily eating)

[@NM2008]

He made direct eye contact with him when he was eating XD

[@Jurassic_Jake2019]

Dude the part where the guy runs back and eats the chocolate is so funny

[@zestyrats7913]

Storytime: I got top surgery a few days ago and I’ve been watchin your vids in my recovery, I had to stop at 7:06 cause I was gonna laugh my stitches out. This is one of my favorite videos to rewatch :) love you guys!!

[@enitselapeerf3839]

The 'he's hung' made me lose it man, another banger boys

[@maem7462]

“Really trying to explain what eating is to these pigs” The was a great joke

[@ghostofhinawa]

I loved this movie as a kid and I honestly never found it scary, same with Coraline. This kind of horror never phased me.

[@user-rj2oe8xz2u]

Was genuinely scared until 11:46 lmfao

[@Squishyboyseth]

I love how they completely gloss over the infamous uvula joke by just saying "balls"

[@bplatinumpaladin]

Had they not stopped paying attention due to the "balls" joke, I wonder how they wouldve reacted to the "Uvula" joke

[@Gone188]

“Apple bees on a date night” *got me*

[@alistair8371]

The fucking property is more important than people 😂😂

[@RazorSparda]

Bro the main menu for the dvd of this movie would literally jumpscare you at random times, so when I'd watch it at night, I'd wake up in the middle of the night to my tv still on, and delirious, I'd get jumpscared, also the hand scene scared me because my room was very similar to DJ's. Anyways, back to looking up Monster House leaf pron.

[@aryanmandale4863]

"Spring came early" made me laugh wayyy more than it should have.

[@weirwoodwarrior180]

11:20 I see Ben’s throat isn’t doing much better this week

[@lordofdork6042]

I watched this as a kid. Excited to see how they will make it better

[@Peter_Lankton]

You can’t convince me this movie is not a diary of a wimpy kid origin story.

[@natashaunfiltered]

This used to be one of my sister and I's favorite Halloween movies as kids. I think the only part I ever found truly disturbing was her getting covered in cement in the flashback to them building the house. That'll always be a bit of a disturbing thought of something that could happen on accident if you were maybe alone or enough cement to not be able to help.

[@NonsenseWatching]

Fun they mention Steve Buscemi since he plays the old man

[@masterseal0418]

I'm waiting until the drunk watch of Over The Hedge. Happy Halloween and make sure that you'd play basketball correctly like Chow-dah!

[@vapor_mc]

6:48 this house has been sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends

[@unripetheberrby6283]

13:55 Rachel Tice crying

[@Anonymous-xe3kk]

I have honestly never seen such an underrated channel