We haven't had real jobs in years... | Minecraft Gartic Phone Challenge

[@murkwithamouth5]

Ben and Duncan both complaining about building cars whilst also telling each other "at least you dont have to build what i am" is honestly some of the funniest shit

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

One of the classic moments of Gartic Phone for anyone playing!

[@Etta_James]

It's so fucking funny

[@Archaon888]

Briony building "cat meat farmer": turns it around to be cute and fun while technically following the prompt Lewis building "cat farmer": I HAVE MY ORDERS. CONSTRUCT THE CAT GRINDER.

[@flamestriker4176]

the good ai and the bad ai

[@KoalaProductions]

The Yoglabs Lewis seeping through

[@ryanlutes9833]

Rythian: "I felt weird making slave Leia so I just made regular Leia." Lewis:

[@Luke-mr4ew]

7:23 Briony just basking in Duncan's build and being reduced to giggles

[@Mystic-Midnight]

to be fair how would you react in the face of the God King

[@MrStoukaph]

29:26 Lewis built her crown and her throne.

[@justadude7455]

I can't blame Rythian at all for the pope guess. I saw it and immediately thought "the Crusades, but car crash" - even knowing that "crash test dummy" was one of the prompts. Should have definitely made the dummy yellow.

[@FluffyDragon]

And no-one seems to point out that crash test dummies don't have a cross on their faces either. It's more like a weird hourglassy thing.. and I know there's a flag for that

[@La_sagne]

i thought templar knights too

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

Not to say it's a wrong impression, but using context, instead of writing what you see, you should be able to infer some sort of job that revolves around cars crashing into walls. So I do blame rythian on a technical level, but I realize this isn't anything so serious and sometimes it's more fun to take things at face value.

[@PanSpaceman]

I also was lost despite knowing "crash test dummy" should've been around somewhere. didn't even question it

[@Fractured_Unity]

Still not a job…

[@DarkfireTaimatsu]

Honestly, "Escape Princess" is one of Lewis' best builds~

[@TheHobohobbit]

3:16 Rythian was thinking of Farscape. Another very good Scifi show with some very creative swearing

[@Marwolaeth01]

Yup, Uber cool points for referencing Farscape, immediately removed for not remembering its name 😢. Loved that show.

[@ze_rubenator]

Yotz!

[@Nettai]

I use farscape swears all the time 😅

[@Lordborgman]

@@Nettai Frelling Hezmana! I'm almost certain "Frell" inspired "Frack" to exist.

[@DruidicVixen]

Damn, the attention to detail in Briony's Immortan Joe War Boy build is amazing, the mouth being "shiny and chrome", the blood boy having a blood transfusion line into Immortan, it's very well thought out! She certainly remembered the details of that movie a lot better than I could lol

[@imacop4275]

Pretty sure she said “I have no idea what the hell this means” at the start and Duncan told her to google it

[@Chyrnobyl66]

i, for one, am loving this new era of Nilesy-heavy Yogs videos

[@Grindzy56]

I wasn't interested in Nilesy's older content back in the day (simply had more than enough to watch with other yogs) but wowee I'm glad he's in this group content, loads of fun!

[@pizzapielemon]

I'm loving the editor's salt directed at him for not recording while showing the topics

[@nby333]

What video? xD

[@MopishfoolVids]

Nilesy was my favorite Yog back in the day. Seeing him back on the main channel makes me so giddy.

[@nothanks9503]

Did he ever get dead god on BOI?

[@EpyonRules]

"Is this her toilet?" "Yeah, I'm afraid so, Briony." The instant response and the tone in which it was said was really funny to me for some reason.

[@MopishfoolVids]

Seeing Lewis, Duncan, Nilesy, and Rythian in Minecraft together in 2024 is like some crazy decade old fever dream. This is the type of content I would BEG for in 2012. So happy to see this series and this crew going strong.

[@GewelReal]

far from glory days thanks youtube, ig

[@SuperSMT]

Just missing a particular duo :(

[@ucheehQ]

The reveal of Briony's Immortan Joe's War Boy build made me think. I would love it if the reveal could be changed slightly so that everyone at first only sees the build, and they discuss what the prompt could have been, before it is finally revealed. Could make for some hilarious guesses, I'd wager.

[@brynley]

You're spot on.

[@Theepieguy]

I honestly really liked Lewis' escape princess, and Duncan's ice breaker train. Was cool.

[@stone5against1]

Them always complaining/commenting about banner school.. they should make a banner school episode, just for laughs.. Or a banner themed gartic episode.. like, every surface of your build has to be banners.. or you put banners on the wall and use them to draw your build, so it would be 2d drawing.. but in minecraft, using banners

[@4F0xSake]

For Jingle Jam, Kirsty made a minecraft map for Rythian, Briony and herself to go through and one of sections was a banner school. Though not sure they learnt too much! Rythian seems to be starting to get it now though, so your right, maybe they should do something similar but with all of them!

[@TheAussieBrickMan]

Taxi driver: what do you do for a job? Me: oh I'm a pope and his guard in a car crash.

[@ReySkywalker2]

Put the screen in ‘zoomed to fill’ mode (on phone) and play along. Watching them build without knowing what they’re building is good fun!

[@FriendlyKat]

20:45 Does Ben know what a pitchfork looks like because it's definitely not that. lol 21:17 DONT LET LYDIA OR BOUPHE SEE THIS Ben's Midas build is INSANE!! Best build this episode!

[@TopLob]

Job title: Meauschwitz prison guard.

[@Nialant]

Ben and mistaking everything for animal murder. Damnit Ben.

[@tonny.c]

Briony's laughter heals my soul

[@crocutaqueen1311]

Im pretty sure this ep has the most derailed builds from the original prompt yet. But i love it.

[@kallarkatt7297]

I find it strange that Rythian said he wouldn't know about Postman Pat bc we for sure had a dubbed version (Postis Pär) that ran quite often when I was a kid & I still vividly remember the theme tune as a 29 year old

[@Skybreaker1337]

Ben somehow managed to build the passage of time by having the king be old from the front, but young from the back.

[@AndresIndoril]

My first impression of the God King build was "Oh, hey! Tom has a new chair!"

[@KingTwelveSixteen]

Out of six contestants this episode: five of them gave prompts that were, in fact, not jobs. *sigh*, classic yogscast.

[@wetbread6757]

its almost like Ben said "made-up job" in the beginning

[@gnutrino]

Part of me is sad that the Planet Builder prompt didn't generate more H2G2 references but I've got to admit: those were some pretty impressive looking god kings

[@LochyP]

Oh my god Ben's build is the king skin from xbox 360 minecraft!!!! Wow. How on earth did he build that well from memory. What an incredible reference.

[@hyodonightcore2183]

The phoenix wright dragon is a serpent dragon because lawyers are snakes lol

[@xenostyrant4118]

I would argue he looks like Trogdor the Burninator

[@hyodonightcore2183]

@@xenostyrant4118 I can see that

[@5peciesunkn0wn]

I thought they were sharks? :P

[@JKHind-cp1go]

Phoenix Wyrm Attorney at Law

[@lapispyrite6645]

I’m really glad you guys keep doing these build videos, even though they get less views than the TTT videos. It got me back into watching your content

[@IntleMainframe]

Been watching for 12 years I ain’t never going stop .

[@Goldfire64]

"These aren't jobs" shouts man who submitted "Planet Builder" lol

[@Valentine570]

Planet builder is literally a job in hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy. It’s a task that is performed regularly for an employer so it’s a job.

[@YourAverageTurtle]

Petition to get Briony to increase her game brightness

[@Gneekman]

Nilesy must never stop with the "hey guyyyyyss" it's so good every time

[@d36class]

3:46 classic Rythian smh

[@MrAllallalla]

One of my children's books actually has a cat meat farmer. In Peterson and Findus, the cat findus buries a meat ball on the farm cause its his favourite food

[@gg_sam7847]

15:18 the prompt says Dragon Lawyer but this is CLEARLY a Lawyer Dragon, smh my head

[@cunningstunts1118]

I love these building videos, really interesting to see how people interpret things differently and what they create. Same with the old GMod builds

[@kylarking]

Good to see old and new faces. Ive been here all the way since before your minecraft playthrough went to the survival island. RIP Daisy 🙏

[@FratinandMadrik]

24:39 Why does Nilesy sound so weird when he says "works"? The second "works" sounds like a cartoon frog or something

[@mukulnag1578]

3:48 classic rythian... Classic rythian 😅😅

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

If you get paid, it’s a real job.

[@AnvilAirsoftTV]

That’s what I’ve been doing wrong… 😂

[@raafmaat]

technically sure.... but for example if crazy weird people would pay me just for sitting around doing whatever i like... i wouldnt call it a job either! even tho technically it would be haha

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Exactly, that’s why I get paid to leave my block alone! It’s my job!

[@monferno1]

That would mean that Artists have a real job if that were true, check mate Scientismist

[@IncitefulHomoeroticEncounter]

is slave work a real job? what about on a commune or something where everyone works a specific job but no one really gets paid?

[@lonesavior]

As an American who watched a lot of British sci-fi, I could not tell what was a fictional swear and what was a foreign swear.

[@addedcheese]

The cat meat farmer at the end was giving me og Digimon world meat farm vibes. the nostalgia hit

[@williamcadence]

The 'Nilesy deleted his footage' splash screen ha ha ha 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BurningDogFace]

I feel like "Planet Builder" would have gotten through way more clearly if Duncan _hadn't_ finished the planet, so it looked like Bongo Bongo-slash-Rick was assembling it.

[@MattAnd]

Considering Phoenix’s name in the Japanese games, the dragon lawyer build actually works really well (In case you don’t know, his name contains the Kanji for Dragon)

[@candlestone5397]

huh. Diddnt know Ryu means dragon. Suddenly makes many characters names both feel cliche and make sense at the same time.

[@gavinrock6]

@@candlestone5397 I mean, if you've played Overwatch, or just seen the memes from back in the dayvof Hanzo and Genji's ults, then it definitely makes sense!

[@stone5against1]

Postman Pat's PAT (Post-Apocalyptic Truck)

[@nolongeraperson]

I adore Briony for fixing Lewis' travesty. I was so triggered. (I have 4 cats. I was ready to go to war. 😂)

[@MartinOlminkhof]

An interesting one would be if they did food but where they have to describe the food rather than name it

[@roguenuggies]

I love how Lewis tries to be so faithful to the theme 😂

[@Stovaa]

I sprayed my drink at Ben's reveal of his "upgrade" of an old build. Amazing.

[@NomadSoul76]

My favorite fake swear will always be shazbot. It was originally from Mork and Mindy, but the classic video game tribes brought it back.

[@louisgraham794]

Princess Leia is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, that sounds like a job to me

[@ARianNA669]

What do they think the person who herds sheep does? Or cows? How does changing herding to farming suddenly make it meat?

[@asht7815]

sheep are farmed for wool and cows for milk, not just meat. but cats would just be meat

[@jacobharper9236]

What else are you farming cats for, for pets? Thats just a cat breeder

[@Shearlocks]

Ben, builds "Midas" a greek king, makes him look like Henry the 8th LOL

[@anononomous]

Frell was Farscape. They had a load of in universe swears.

[@ze_rubenator]

Yotz!

[@Lordborgman]

@@ze_rubenator I also loved their units of time measurements, Cycles, arns, microts, etc.

[@Ghostiification]

Not even four minutes in and we've already seen the Classic Rythian. This man just can't seem to restrain himself.. Atrocious!

[@Thromash]

Turns out, the easier the starting prompt. The more difficult it is.

[@Marwolaeth01]

Live gimboid, but my person “not a swear” go to coverup has to be OH FFFFFFF…..for crying out loud

[@ayayaya8020]

Seeing rythian's minecraft skin had me confused, I was expecting Non-copyWRIGHT lawyer

[@joelhicks5468]

a second train has hit the popemobile

[@Reik483]

Immortan Joe did have captured "princesses" so I think in a weird way it's the best rescue

[@McHobotheBobo]

"Frell" is from the show 'Farscape' - fun show!

[@shanemcg3527]

Why can’t anyone on the Yogscast build belts in the right places 😂

[@georgewebb9074]

Love the title

[@fidoruh]

Couldn't stop laughing during the reveal stage.

[@SiganQ]

2:29 - C'mon! God had 7 days to build a planet! Why so tough on Duncan? He's only human!

[@jackritkhovitolkij8618]

Love how on theme this as the belt is below the ass

[@Dudekous]

I would love to see a dragon lawyer skin for Rythian to use in TTT!

[@LCFTW93]

Man I love this series lol

[@GewelReal]

"Why is the belt below his ass" Oh man... The memories

[@jonasquinn7977]

I can’t tell if Briony’s “someone else would do this justice” line was intentional or not…

[@Valentine570]

I can not for the life of me find a single image of a crash test dummy with a cross or that is white. They are iconically yellow or caucasian skin tone with a black and yellow checkerboard or black and white checkerboard fiducial. Is there some british crash test dummy that has been scrubbed from the internet that they are actually referring to or is nilsey just confidently wrong? Edit: i think i figured it out he is thinking of dress form mannequins they are white and have straight lines across the torso that could be mistaken for a cross.

[@Kuffen_infinity]

Midas is a king from the front and viewed from the back he turns into a prins xD

[@ThePorpoisepower]

Pheasant plucking melon farmer

[@andrewrobinson4019]

“Princess Escape” sounds like the original title for an Atari 8-bit rip off of Mario

[@Dept_Of_Ducks]

I love this series so much 😂😂😂

[@xMaugrex]

My best friend in school was a big ol scifi nerd and he legitimately said frack all the time

[@alphasword5541]

me thinking the red dragon job would be "video game critic"

[@candlestone5397]

Surprised they dont hide what the prompts are and have the audience try and put it all together.

[@siegelink9549]

4:45 Rythian turned into Martyn there.

[@keeperofthedarksides]

I say that the dragon wins, Rythian did very well.

[@maxwelljohnson6185]

He's starting to believe **cue Matrix meme**

[@Lavassin]

You don't have to lie. It was mid. Briony's was 500x better

[@agronoxdt]

3:10 Frell was Farscape

[@Vyzard]

All 6 prompts failed to make through lol, that has to be a record

[@halfghostgirl]

Nilesy i also say Jiminy Christmas and have no idea where i picked it up from. A curse we share.

[@travishimebaugh8381]

If the Yogscast collapses, they'll have to go back to their old jobs... Duncan will have to go back to lifeguarding... Lewis will have to go back to being a motivational speaker... Ben will have to reopen his ice cream stand on the pier... Simon will have to teach physics...

[@oliverer3]

I'd buy ice cream from Ben. Not sure how well the others would do 😅

[@AceArata]

Wasnt Lewis a chemist of some sort?

[@oliverer3]

@@AceArata Lewis has a masters degree in chemistry and iirc did some kind of chemistry related journalism at some point not sure of the details of the top of my head however.

[@AceArata]

@@oliverer3 ahhhh that's right. I do remember him talking about interviewing people for a science magazine or publication of some sort as well! Also talking about how he'd label some of his lab apparati L.A.B., and itd be mistaken as stuff everyone in the lab could use, not his initials lmao

[@travishimebaugh8381]

@@AceArata Yeah, he's got great chemistry with the whole cast

[@TopLob]

21:20 Lewis made Meauschwitz.

[@SirJorb]

"Frell" is from Farscape!

[@loamrider3086]

I really thought God King was a Monkey King.

[@pseudo_goose]

Duncan forgot to account for the "wallace factor"

[@unsladd]

Frell is from Farscape

[@Midnightmiaaaaaa]

Omg deep rock rythian hit me in the youth

[@zackxavier7018]

True and real

[@TheOvieShow]

Will you guys ever do another modded minecraft series?

[@Lavassin]

Rythian refusing to do the prompt. After years of him having rage fits at other yogs members, I have no idea how he's still in videos. Never forget the jingle jam Among Us stream.

[@michaelsteel00]

lol why is the title what it is you do have real jobs its just different from most so what good job :)

[@ROBOCAM3000]

theyve been youtubers for so long, theyve forgotten what real jobs are

[@smittywerbss]

i had to google a prompt for myself this time, i had no idea what duncan's meant lol

[@FelichBondo]

You might say the crash test dummy build got... Derailed

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

Nilesy you damn fool.