we joined the marines

[@-heel]

NO MORE POOPOO PEEPEE LITTLE MAN

[@Honeydwarf85]

Uh oh! Stinky!

[@captainomnii895]

ITS MARINE TIME

[@Plinian1312]

@@Honeydwarf85 poooooop haha haha!

[@Babushka_Bob]

God I wish someone would say that to me

[@WillowIsSleepy]

Hey wanna drink? Yeah sure *smashes bottle against head*

[@conorhogan7575]

"It's a little gay for the Army" Somebody has never been in the military.

[@AlleyDreamer]

Wanted to like this comment but it's at 69 likes

[@mr.tryhardguitarguy2842]

While wearing a marine shirt, the branch with the flamiest of all the boys, the irony.

[@Deezsenz]

@@mr.tryhardguitarguy2842 >navy

[@mr.tryhardguitarguy2842]

@@Deezsenz stereotype vs marines who make everything homo erotic

[@cpt44mag]

Mr.Tryhardguitarguy Trust me when youre near your fellow Marines 24/7, it’s a lot easier to stay sane if you do shit like that. Plus at the end of the day we still fuck shit up 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@temptura]

"would you recommend joining the marines?" "f*** nope" "now cut that out" *keeps footage in the video*

[@MoonBeamLaser]

That's how mafia works!

[@IAteFire]

I, too, watched this video!

[@pinhead6764]

*"no secrets"*

[@jacob5881]

This is like R rated Try Guys in the greatest way possible.

[@rebeccahjorleifson3819]

Sooo much better

[@MaligNyant]

and somehow gayer...

[@sunsetlive5655]

@@MaligNyant idk how they do it

[@bosslink282john5]

But the r stands for retarded

[@MLGAllan65-Deluxe]

@@bosslink282john5 In the "stupid idiots" way or the "shit show" way

[@TheAndersManCometh]

2 young fragile males put the marines' "dont ask dont tell" policy to the test for 16 minutes

[@26suspects28]

I'm glad this is randomly in my recommended. This shit is hilarious

[@allie8892]

Check out the rest of their stuff. It's gold

[@GalaxyRaptorsURL]

Welcome!!!

[@Anthadan]

Hell yeah man, welcome

[@VioletUltraViolet]

welcome to the chaotic energy channel, dude

[@Rabidcow09]

Subscribe lil g

[@Profile__1]

I feel like Offcanny knows a lot of people in different areas of expertise, so it wouldn't surprise me if they somehow make a video of top Michelin star chefs torturing them while they try to cook.

[@CallMeXRVEN]

I'm looking forward to the eskrima episode. Just 20 minutes of them getting beaten with sticks.

[@Profile__1]

@@CallMeXRVEN I want something like drawing or painting to be turned into something completely off the wall and chaotic.

[@Nightknight1992]

Better not, theyll eat the paint

[@zoey-b]

they did

[@andyqntro]

“do you want to know how to clear rooms??” jakob: “like vacuum?”

[@Bobba_raekus]

Imagine paying for 2 hours of C&B torture.

[@aerykfilmsphoto]

Waffenbaum I’m pretty sure people do that all the time

[@statiq1941]

I wish dude

[@vvvvvv66666]

ppl do that all the time at my dungeon

[@nickeyg.2714]

I don’t have to imagine

[@FPSMeraker]

Marine: Look at that, soothing.. soothing... "Continues waterboarding with milk"

[@dreaming5404]

All that just to be a marine biologist?

[@BiggestNightmareJim]

Hoorah

[@kathybugett2173]

Dreaming lol

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@Rat0verlord]

I was looking for a comment to make me laugh, this did it.

[@tester_lex3710]

Well, there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[@themainman8405]

Alec: “What just happened??” Jakob: “I just gave up!”

[@KevinOrtiz-jj6kg]

Guy: "Now drop-" Jakob: Drops Alec immediately

[@blackranger4648]

"Jakob scream" as if he needs to be told when to scream.

[@armymarshal13]

"thank you for your service" "please don't ever say that again"

[@XWompXWompX]

The most accurate shit ever

[@markknudtson1248]

A lot of us hate it

[@4Deadserious]

@@markknudtson1248 TYFYS

[@XWompXWompX]

@@markknudtson1248 we do man.. like tf we supposed to say

[@estradacesar49]

Makes sense because the majority entered the military because they had little interest in other stuff mostly they did it for themselves like any career path. Many I imagine aren’t there to save the world. Makes perfect sense when they don’t won’t to be put on a pedestal by others

[@ViscountBiltmore]

The segment of the spray affecting blacks more was gold wtf

[@angelvu]

I am THE Louis Vuitton Don why did you bring politics in here? literally no one asked lmao

[@ViscountBiltmore]

@@iamthelouisvuittondon150 My bruh not a single soul was talking about trump, lmao!

[@Cocaine_Clown]

I am THE Louis Vuitton Don bruh why do you have to bring trump in to this.

[@ViscountBiltmore]

@@iamthelouisvuittondon150 "Not trying to bring in politics" You literally did, the video nor my comment didn't have a SINGLE thing to do with trump. And no one said they believed him talking about the spray affecting blacks more. The shit was funny and that's all there is to it.

[@NoName-ns6xr]

@@iamthelouisvuittondon150 Get the fuck off your high horse, this is a video of two dudes getting shot with paintballs, kneeing each other in the balls, and getting sprayed in the face with military grade pepper spray. This is not a place to talk about politics and how orange man bad

[@Doomster423]

These guys were great, plenty of golden comedy moments "What in the fuck did you do to my tourniquet ?" got me good.

[@nathandake5059]

I actually did not expect to learn as much as I did.

[@maynacakes]

* Notification for offcanny* Me brain: ⁉️⁉️

[@revivehydra7945]

I forgot who they where hahaha

[@saturn469]

my*

[@maynacakes]

Saturn no me

[@mykubaka]

Me too

[@a.t.7321]

Like little kittens opening their eyes for the first time

[@Hunter-os5yx]

These offcanny videos are basically just 20 minutes of ball smacks

[@iddl1275]

Beautiful. No cameras, just two bros just living in the moment.

[@TheFluidSkelly]

This is exactly what i want from this channel. Jakob screaming and Alec getting hit in the nuts.

[@ronnierubel5664]

Was worried someone died

[@TimmyMcGowan]

have you ever wondered what it would be like to be in an abusive homosexual relationship trying to fill their loveless void with new and different hobbies they can share in? then boy do I have a channel for you

[@gpowell333]

"You want a drink?" *smashes glass into head*

[@hadihady9279]

"Bro, you shouldn't have been black" -Alec Paul 2019

[@RamnaViaz]

Solid advice.

[@snkyn3656]

Seems a bit of a drastic career change if you ask me

[@JawnGlick]

Yo they didnt cut that out lol

[@RatSphere]

I hope that when our society crumbles this video is all that remains

[@SatansFire]

Jakobs a wise man of culture, you actually greet Aryans by doing the Hitler salute. Notice their shock, theyre impressed. Swell job jakob

[@SatansFire]

@Blaster Master I've been busy, happy to be back.

[@magnuserror9305]

@@SatansFire Good to see ur back.

[@r3generate_333]

Hey Satan, I live near A local Church. What should I do?

[@scronch_]

@@r3generate_333 burn it down

[@Bantam_R]

This content is giving me major "Dude, what would happen?" vibes. If anybody remembers that show or if it was just a fever dream I once had.

[@from_nessiana]

Deco that name rings bells in my head that i'm not even sure are there

[@mjoakes]

A great show for the time

[@thesun564]

Yeah I remember that show😂 This is way better tho

[@doingmybesthere3940]

the way the guys pitted the boys against eachother was genius

[@sleepylio]

“Jakob needs milky” is my new favorite line.

[@Ihysalem]

The production is nuts, please edit my wedding tape

[@aicidash]

god i love how jakob went straight for the chokehold

[@johnchiampi175]

Best line “I’m not retaining any of this and they keep talking

[@scuffed2597]

Jakob could very legit save a life if he needed to.

[@armando1is1great]

This content is top tier quality. Seriously, well done y'all

[@lizziefizzie456456]

“jakob scream” LMAOO

[@adammartin27]

in earape: AHHHHHHH!

[@almostkinda]

That opening was badass

[@alleycatdevil]

“Bro u shouldn’t have been black” lmfao

[@RayWonder]

Don't forget everyone, this is the type of show that normal people can share with their friends and not feel like a straight up nerd

[@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329]

It is a little gay. My friends would get it. But not friends of friend lmao.

[@sierra4852]

im confused by this comment, like are you normally afraid to show your friends videos because you think it makes you look like a nerd?

[@cherrybuds]

I was taking a dump when I started watching it then I saw Alec and got scared someone was gonna come in like jakob

[@WLxMusic]

Ok, I don't live in America, so I'm not too sure about this, but don't you guys have LOCKS on your fucking bathroom doors? How the fuck does someone casually take a shit without locking the fucking door? Please, I need to know. I've seen this too many times in movies and too many people have shared stories about how people just barge in while they're taking shits.

[@lkcullen1918]

@@WLxMusic In public bathrooms? It depends. Sometimes the locks are so useless that you need to keep the door closed with your foot. In homes? Some people have locks, some don't. If they don't, I don't even bother lol I'm too paranoid for that.

[@WLxMusic]

@@lkcullen1918 The "some people don't" part still baffles me, It really does. Not even a deadbolt? Where I'm from, every bathroom everywhere, even if it has other locking mechanisms, will for sure have a deadbolt. Even public bathrooms, no matter how dingy, disgusting and unkempt, still have secure locking mechanisms. My god, I'd never be able to take a dump knowing that the door doesn't have a lock.

[@lkcullen1918]

@@WLxMusic Yeah some houses here are just built without locks on the bathroom doors. I've moved around *a lot* and lived in a few different states and at least 3 houses I've lived in have had no locks on the bathroom. So I had to go buy a locking door knob and install it myself.

[@SecondSoulless]

God, I've been there at 5:00. Sergeant sat knee in my leg for several minutes for "instructional purposes" 😂

[@ISUCKATGAMINGOFFICIA]

This video should be shown to everyone for its educational value

[@JeyKeropi16]

The thumbnail made me say no in a sympathizing manner, and now here we are watching the video cuz I got curious

[@aficionadoavacado559]

"Yeah, you're doing it perfectl" *Jakob throws out nazi salute* "Yeah that one." "Noo-"

[@thickcreamyropes]

That white guy just lifting his gun asking if they’re still talking back was gold

[@slick3996]

Why did you have to clarify ''white guy'' when all of the 3 dudes are white lmao

[@thickcreamyropes]

@@slick3996 why do you care about how i phrased my comment LMAO

[@blasian4260]

"It's a little gay for the army" Is now my senior quote

[@LiamPenfold]

Thank you so much for your service you brave, brave souls

[@scxtty5746]

I love the intros the edits are always dope af.

[@carry_on_crow_]

New video from the boyes two days before my birthday??? Best gift I could ask for.

[@alexisbatista8]

Why are they so underrated wtf they risked their lives for us thank you for your service dads

[@Jake-og9lr]

13:47 "This is better than i expected." XDXDXD these marines are fucking awesome

[@courtpaigek5520]

This channel just gets more chaotic every video and I love it

[@ingridm5531]

Ok no lie some of the best content on KZbin I’ve ever seen

[@kz-be3ri]

Marines training them "this is a little gay for the army"

[@hoggerqt]

I love these guys so much, I want them to succeed with this channel so much, and hoping this will be my go-to channel in the future, the chemistry is gold

[@Z0Z99]

This is gold. This is gold, everytime. I don't care how long I have to wait if that's the quality content you two deliver.

[@pebz7972]

video concept: 'a pleasant day in the park with my friend, we don't hurt eachother'

[@Darkarudan]

I love this, I'm glad this channel isn't dead

[@pickles4801]

i was in a state of panic throughout the whole video

[@PKedByBlade]

My favorite part was when they basically waterboarded them with the milk.

[@unknownclarity9790]

I don't mind waiting a while for your videos guys, because it's always a hilarious quality vid, love you boys Alec and Jakob.

[@Zzimbeanz]

Alec: "I just wanna relax" Guy: "That sucks"

[@bryanjohnson3382]

That was genuinely the best KZbin video I've watched in quite a while

[@JacobSouders]

I love you guys so much, jfc even the editing is outta this world please keep it up I'm hype af for this channel to pop off

[@Zavey]

This might be one of the best videos I've seen all year

[@pillowtheif6403]

The amount of editing in this makes me happy you guys take your time, keep it up

[@ATXFootball2112]

Getting OC sprayed is legit the worst pain I have ever felt

[@TheFiftylegend]

Just found this channel recently, this content is amazing.

[@username_F]

"Jakob scream" Oh lord

[@taverncat9570]

more of these guys please lmfao they are so eager for pain and punishment

[@StellarMaki]

God that version of Numb Numb juice was great The editing is always beautiful Also we need a part 2 with different scenarios those two marines are hilarious

[@mr.macintosh8559]

The real marines were the friends we made along the way

[@lefthead4233]

Yo these videos have been crazy, I love them keep up the good work fellas

[@tallthor]

I have been waiting so long for your next video. This is the chaotic energy i need. FEED ME.

[@thesidewolf8502]

This is the only channel I get excited to see new uploads for anymore. Yall some real mahfuckahs for this.

[@BeaTDowNcK]

Yes! My Bois have returned with this blessed content 🙏 So fucking great my dudes. Even the marines embraced the chaos of the video haha

[@owl1796]

Jakob being absolutely wrecked after the spray reaches new heights of comedy lmao

[@viatic5878]

Finally I’m happy you guys are back with another video, I’ve been wondering what’s goin on

[@ebinecksdee9872]

15:44 "You look great!" *Looks fucking stoned out of his mind*

[@nox5634]

14:43 Netflix: are you still there? Someones daughter:

[@ImmortalXUchiha]

YES! I love your guys' content. Even if it's really self destructive it's always really nice and you are cool guys for real. Like seeing you get tortured can be fun and games but hopefully you won't try to up it all the time :D

[@krakatoa4747]

finally i’ve been waiting for y’all to upload

[@jon33.3]

Is this really worth the wait? Yes. The answer is yes.

[@lee4478]

What scares me is that this won't last long nothing good does

[@soldhisole]

"I don't want to be racist for this but it's because you're black." lmao

[@mazarine_44]

the fact that my dads house has the EXACT same layout as alec's makes me realize he probably lives in the same area as my fuckin father

[@nickcalderone1937]

as a marine myself thank you for your cervix your sack of fries will not go in vein

[@MULTIAPPLECATZRULEMLP]

5 minutes of this was basically CBT lol

[@jmacbourne4483]

“Would you recommend joining the Marines?” “Fuck no” literally the response any good Marine would give

[@dallasohearn3441]

Ive been waiting for this for too long

[@jldoubleu4993]

i LOVE that the marines made them fight each other, these guys were sooo funny but probably awful to hang out with for more than an hour or two

[@WahidTalks]

when the milk part was happening, i thought i was witnessing a newborn introduced into the world

[@solomonpule2837]

I’ve been waiting so long thank the gods

[@Yellowgary]

Love the offcanny boys. They remind of filthy frank so much including their upload schedule

[@dominicm8251]

That mightve been the best episode ive seen so far omfg

[@16LaFamilia]

man i needed this kind of content

[@PotBellyPanda]

"This is better than I expected"