"Take a rock, put lightning in it, and trick it into thinking" That made me laugh way too hard, that was too good for my tired brain😂.
@iTaoRekt8 ай бұрын
As a PC enthusiast, I laughed way too hard at that.
@50005628 ай бұрын
@@iTaoRekt Same. I was not expecting it to be TLDR'd that way.
@grip39398 ай бұрын
@@iTaoRektNo man it is 'THAT' funny
@-weaponized64938 ай бұрын
"Patrick, your snail is a rock."
@reedwojo78587 ай бұрын
Yo how TF did we ever figure this out
@aceofconquest57458 ай бұрын
"take a rock, put lightning in it, and trick it into thinking" XD
@Achonas8 ай бұрын
the baltimore accent video is hilarious. you can see the guy start questioning his sanity when nobody else notices
@Pendarr8 ай бұрын
I love his friend nodding confidently at him when he says it, and the first guy looks so distraught lol
@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T4 ай бұрын
LMFAO, already a min in & I wz dying to that part. Had to keep rewinding that part for a bit😂 fuckin Baltimore 🌃 🥷🏾
@KahavaveCAPIPI8 ай бұрын
I think the main reason that coffee tends to have people jittering and direct is that people drink a lot more of it brewed a lot more strongly. Its not a magic difference between the two, its that people view coffee as a caffeine delivery system that happens to taste good, and tea as something that tastes good while delivering a small amount of caffeine.
@Voidi-Void8 ай бұрын
I drink stupidly strong tea, probably stronger than coffee by the quart in one sitting. I can confirm that it is the same as coffee. (They both stimulate your brain with caffeine after all.) *Do not do this.*
@lordzaboem8 ай бұрын
I agree, it's the same caffeine, same drug. The culture -- if there is such a thing -- could be swapped. This guy is just trying to make objective facts out of his personal preference.
@MaDmOnStErQr8 ай бұрын
@@lordzaboemthe last time NA developed a tea culture, boston threw a party.
@RS-fy9hb3 ай бұрын
@@MaDmOnStErQr And that's been americans' only view of tea ever since xD. Rest of the world barely even recalls that as something that happened xD. Most of the rest of the world sees tea as something the british stole from China / India, Can't even remember which, or if it was both. But there is a genuine difference in the culture. The only coffee culture, is from baristas, who invent things time and time again that do the exact same thing, just minutely better every time, and it's treated like a new age in coffee brewing xD. It's some of the most pretentious shit I've seen, when the improvement is about a 2% difference in taste. If you want tea culture, you gotta go to Asia. The british only imported the worst type of tea, and made it global. The asians still have the original stuff that made tea great in the first place.
@jdogzerosilverblade29910 күн бұрын
tea is fine for guests. if you have for example multiple meetings having coffee as a drink would not be good so tea would fit.
@CWinterstorm8 ай бұрын
"Tea is just a bag of dirt that pees in your water." -Gilbert Gottfried
@grymns8 ай бұрын
Depends where you are, here's it's boiled leaf juice
@super8ben5 ай бұрын
Coffee is just a bunch of overcooked beans sharting in your water.
@DecrepitJanus2 ай бұрын
@@super8ben isn't the most expensive coffee one made of cat digested beans? Literal poop 💀
@jdogzerosilverblade29910 күн бұрын
more like a bag of spices leaves and dirt that soaks in your water like how a filthy man doesn't wash before getting into the hot springs.
@niravathu73538 ай бұрын
"Coffee is more associated with political activism and loud gatherings than tea." The Boston Tea Party is in shambles rn
@allenkrust44108 ай бұрын
A shame that they don't even look at themselves.
@braveheart110118 ай бұрын
What do you think the sons of liberty drank to stay up late that night? Because it wasn't tea.
@Eagledude1318 ай бұрын
@@braveheart11011 it was both. They do the same thing.
@Xanderj898 ай бұрын
The amount of ad hominem was wild lol. 50mg of caffeine is 50mg of caffeine, Mr. Benedict Tea over here isn’t exactly hiding he has motive to push his preference lol, bringing up all kinds of unrelated shit
@vhalrougelarfouxe7 ай бұрын
Fair but tea has been more seen in meditative practices. Tea in India is more on mediations, Tea-making in Japan is another example. There are a lot of practices that use tea as a medium. Coffee doesn't have that historical culture. Of course, that doesn't mean that coffee can't be relaxing. Coffee shop culture is one thing that is very prominent though you can also see that there is a point that its more on a lively atmosphere.
@lawlet918 ай бұрын
The scary part when you ask for more salary real high like that is when they immediately agree to your highball. Meaning you were working for way under your value and still likely on the lower side
@scardthegamer21944 ай бұрын
......... why did you scroll for this
@jdogzerosilverblade29910 күн бұрын
@@scardthegamer2194 where do you live by chance 😇
@scardthegamer219410 күн бұрын
@@jdogzerosilverblade299 in the usa
@stavik968 ай бұрын
10:16 Another big reason is the amount of people itself. If I watch a small streamer I will more actively chat, give feedback etc. If the streamer on the other hand has 10k viewers and 1k active people in chat then first of all the streamer probably won't even see your message, secondly the chat goes so fast you can't really hold conversations with other viewers, so at that point what can you do other than lean back and just watch without interacting. It's like going to someone's birthday party, with 10 guests you'll probably get to talk a lot with the person, with 1000 guests they might not even notice you're there and the noise makes it hard to keep a conversation with anyone at all.
@RoboJay-jq3cu8 ай бұрын
You know, of all places I expected to see MBT, the Nagzz react series was not one of them. What a strange, small world.
@I_saw_that9568 ай бұрын
not gonna lie I thought the whole silicon die thing was a drug making tutorial joke at first, been watching to much Jshlatt lmao.
@aghawkz8 ай бұрын
"Capybara?" "..you guys upvoted this shit??" "Capybara!" *cuts to rapid text on a screen* "..ohhh-ho-hoo"
@I_saw_that9568 ай бұрын
@@aghawkz ever wonder what Jshat was doing in the UK on September 8th 2022?
@DifDemPort8 ай бұрын
@@I_saw_that956 not silencing the parasitic queen... he swears
@aghawkz8 ай бұрын
@@I_saw_that956 He made a public statement in which he explained he had absolutely nothing to do with the death of Queen Elizabeth. Jschlatt would not lie about such things. Please do not spread misinformation on the internet so blatantly. Please do not send police to my location. I am not in any danger in any form. I am saying this of my own volition.
@Allen-R8 ай бұрын
Computers be quite addictive drugs tho
@Hadrian97078 ай бұрын
The coffee vs tea dude honestly makes a good point. The thing with coffee is that it has more caffeine than tea already, but it also works into your blood stream way quicker where-as tea doesn't. This is because tea has different tannins (Tannic acid. Water-soluble polyphenols that are present in many plant foods) which slow the absorption of caffeine. It's similar to how addiction with cigars will be way less than cigarettes since even though both are tobacco products; cigarettes are inhaled while cigars are puffed on. Both differentiate between how fast a drug works into your blood stream.
@stuckincollege17788 ай бұрын
I'll raise another point, I don't want to milk some weeds, I'd rather just drink Bean Soup
@lordzaboem8 ай бұрын
You're not wrong about the amount of caffeine being greater in a typical cup of coffee -- but it is still the same caffeine. His point about culture was nonsense. We could swap the cultures associated with each beverage -- if there even is such a thing -- and we would still be drinking caffeine. This guy is just trying to make objective facts out of his personal preferences.
@Hadrian97078 ай бұрын
@@lordzaboem Caffeine in tea is absorbed slower. Slower absorption into the blood stream means a different effect to your mood and body as a whole. It's different lol.
@hanabal8987 ай бұрын
Historically tea is about contemplation?? Laughs in boston tea party.
@generalimlerith83568 ай бұрын
Guess he didn’t remember the whole war with England and dumping tea into the Boston Harbor lol
@DahliaStarbright8 ай бұрын
He talks about break dancing like he's an Olympic commentator lmao
@AlejandroRodolfoMendez7 ай бұрын
Man the top malding one reminds me of so many fun moments.
@666Saber6668 ай бұрын
"and now i will erase your memory and sent you to earth"... and thats how i get here xD
@jesuscornstorm7378 ай бұрын
Connor thinking that harambe being shot was the timeline divergence is false and provenly so, rareware being purchased by microsoft was the real cause of the timeline divergence, it shouldve never happened, ever.
@jewelslunar8 ай бұрын
Hey Mr Prof G, I haven’t watched this video yet but I will and I’m sure I’ll laugh. Thank you for uploading ❤
@hanakoisbestgirl47528 ай бұрын
I associate tea with peaceful and meditation just as much as I associate it with revolution. Man, i love MBT dude
@SwineFluDeath8 ай бұрын
Last time tea was big in America, it got dumped in the harbor.
@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T4 ай бұрын
Ohhh, yea. 😂
@PredicateCapeThe21St7 ай бұрын
Never thought i'd see MBT in a Nagzz vid
@PreshaOrion8 ай бұрын
I can't help but think Nagzz has another Oshi he's not told us. Clearly the ending sound byte has a shout out for one "Subaru." Based duck enjoyer.
@Araedi8 ай бұрын
Nagzz you mean "Fugget abat it"
@ImpeccableZentertainment8 ай бұрын
God the snap into me fucking dying laughing at that last voice alert
@LoganBurns-yz2ow4 ай бұрын
7:31 yooooooo
@LoganBurns-yz2ow4 ай бұрын
6:52 yo stopppppp
@b.r.528 ай бұрын
A counterpoint to the tea comment: Tea had also been associated with snooty nobility and aristocracy that are either privileged nonces or the disconnected ruling class. I'd rather say that both beverages have negative and positive stereotypes attached to them but neither should be counted as across-the-bar superior to the other when consumed only in moderation. Heck. I drink cheap coffee and cheap tea since I don't wanna splurge money on overpriced and overhyped brands
@LoganBurns-yz2ow4 ай бұрын
6:43 now in 3 2 1 stooppppp
@dkosmari8 ай бұрын
Yes, tea has no politics associated with it, since 1773.
@threshruleroftheshadowisle42478 ай бұрын
with the Tea and Coffee thing,just combine them.
@jaycem8108 ай бұрын
KZbin gang might knows this, what is the name of the tts at 7:00 ? I have yet to find it
@Kurukato1238 ай бұрын
If you google “Spanish TTS” there an imtranslator site as one of the top options. If you switch the voice output on it to Spanish you’ll get the output. That being said, I think the name of it is Loquendo or something like that.
@FromTheDeck7 ай бұрын
What is My Bussy Tea doing here? 4:18
@LoganBurns-yz2ow4 ай бұрын
7:36 bro gorin juu what the f 92 hours
@Scudge08 ай бұрын
I see Markiplier's nutball has evolved XD
@asta_steam79448 ай бұрын
4:06 He split ace's tho 100% worth splitting ace's
@AramosVR8 ай бұрын
Im walking here!
@Eagledude1318 ай бұрын
Someone needs to tell the tea guy about the Boston Tea Party and both Opium Wars. Literal wars have been fought over access to the stuff. Man needs to drink some more coffee so he can think better
@arakentheknight37023 ай бұрын
0:29 Sounds like some real leaf juice drinker propaganda!
@AlejandroRodolfoMendez7 ай бұрын
Fun fact I can't drink coffee, it's instant sleeps me on the more I have. Same with alcoholic drinks. It's doesn't happen with chocolate coffee and mate (mah-teh not me-it) the beverage from south America that is like green tea but from a pumpkin called mate.
@DensArrn8 ай бұрын
Why did I know how to make a cpu already because of minecraft?
@OguraToasty8 ай бұрын
He didn't say bye youtube Sadge
@Eques_Umbra3 ай бұрын
Don't know why that one guy is so into tea. It's just hot, leaf juice.
@MrGalath8 ай бұрын
Good op’ North American tea days of not wanting taxes
@LoganBurns-yz2ow4 ай бұрын
7:55 golden Freddy and because of that his game crashed
@kai_4918 ай бұрын
1:00 Tea has nothing to do with political statments. On an unrelatted note, Boston
@grimm77838 ай бұрын
1 view in 22 secs Tbh i just opened YT and saw this uploaded 22 secs
@MothmanEndured8 ай бұрын
If coffee bad, why taste good? Checkmate, a-tea-ists.
@mepo_yt8 ай бұрын
Great nags vid again Also don't want to be that guy but first
@darknessends1278 ай бұрын
1 man 1 jar god that video the crunch and just the way it all comes spilling out is so painful bro
@Maki_Tsuki8 ай бұрын
You should hear what Pete thought pegging was.
@felderup8 ай бұрын
impossible? people telling you 'it's cleaner', some people have interpreted that as 'doesn't need cleaning'.
@Sybato8 ай бұрын
0:51 Is this parody or did little bro forget about the Boston Tea Party where a bunch of people went wild and crazy and dumped a bunch of tea into the ocean? Is that not a large gathering of people doing political activism?
@mrquang112128 ай бұрын
Why not do it??? Ben Hart paid millions of dollar to divorce his wife and become the oldest breakdancer! If he can do it, you can!
@ociepzon64968 ай бұрын
COME BACK TO VRCHAT
@KenanVonKaiser8 ай бұрын
Mid!
@ichmagzitaronen15998 ай бұрын
guh
@VolatileSupernova8 ай бұрын
Split tens if you want to.
@datgoatjack8 ай бұрын
Get nux to play overwatch with flats
@digitalchaos108 ай бұрын
Tea is the less argumentative? Three wars have been fought over tea in human history…
@permanent83878 ай бұрын
salary negotiations. Nagzz: Lets go! lemme see! 1 SECOND IN AND JUST SKIPS THE WHOLE THING