We Made a Keto Cake of All Meat & Cheese…

[@sleepingducky666]

I love that Ethan asked like 3 times if someone was slicing that cake up. Like he wasn't sure they took him serious the first 2 times. 😂😂

[@dennisgonzalez4562]

I feel like they do that every time he ask for any kind of food. Happened so many times with ordering pizza 😂

[@msrosey6304]

LMFAO! I am so stoned rn I would destroy it 🍃💨

[@mickeymauschen]

@@dennisgonzalez4562 "Glizzy pls??"

[@dennisgonzalez4562]

@@mickeymauschen lol what you want my glizzy for? 😂

[@kicobry]

I don’t get why Ethan was even trying it. It was for Zach. It’s like he cooked up the meat cake idea bc he wanted it for himself.

[@TheRocketmaster6]

The "3" on the cake is more rigid than Zach's shit

[@RainbowRenegade]

On preview it kinda looks like one too

[@patricia8254]

It’s impressive considering they weren’t sober when they did it 😂

[@TheFlyest306]

I think them girls were pissed you all said the cake wasn’t done but dead serious it all looked raw so I don’t blame you 😂😂😂😂

[@LiftingVeganLogic]

Happy to see the vegan diet is going well Ethan (😢)

[@youdontknowjake]

I wish he'd give it a solid 3 months... I know if he did that he'd never go back!

[@Assassin99584]

🎻

[@mpnewell10]

So dissapointing

[@mcc5295]

I wish he stayed vegan . 😪

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

Maybe he’s still trying but just slipping. I know I’m trying, but when I eat out with family I’m not vegan. He could’ve used beyond meat though, it’s super similar. I’m slowly getting us to go to places with vegan options, but it’s a process. I figured out that if I tried to become vegan cold turkey (lol) I end up failing, so I’ve just been slowly changing. I don’t eat out often, but sometimes my parents will surprise each other with pizza. Hard to say no when I’m hungry.

[@DJ-wr5lr]

Zach being a pre-law student is almost as shocking as the raw meat cake. Edit: I’m shocked bc zach has never given me lawyer vibes, not because i don’t think he’s capable. Cake still poisonous tho.

[@MrMortyBaby]

Not Cool

[@DJ-wr5lr]

@@MrMortyBaby the cake?

[@Ay0ubM]

Every jew I know started as either pre-law or pre-med. Most of them have un-related careers now, I just think their parents push them towards those paths by default.

[@emiiii]

Don’t do it 😬

[@leah_slv]

@@Ay0ubM TRUTHHH

[@BBCxFilms]

I’m vegan, I just have a meat cake every now and then.

[@ScrewNickk]

Fake news

[@mickeymauschen]

It builds character

[@bw5530]

He goes from one extreme to the other. Ethans dieting is bipolar.

[@mickeymauschen]

He's just experimenting to see what works, as long as he keeps trying 💪

[@bw5530]

@@mickeymauschen experimenting....sure thats what you wanna call it🤣

[@mickeymauschen]

@@bw5530 LOL he went keto for a sec just to have an excuse to eat the Meat Cake 😭

[@zaciorfida-costanzo706]

Wayne Miller, where did you get Ethan eating 3 pounds of bacon from? Edit: Lol why did you delete your comment

[@acraze2287]

what was the first diet

[@BryanBriggs]

Ah now I understand why they say keto is bad for your heart

[@MrBlack252]

Because it hurts your feelings?

[@silkyrox73]

I really think Ethan should find a dietitian who specialises in normalising the relationships he has with food- it’s not achievable or healthy to go from one restrictive diet to another

[@WHATSCHONAME]

Did anyone think “Zac is finally getting his Rolex!”…. Meat cake

[@youmad7495]

He’s have to move to Buffalo to afford a Rolex lmfao

[@theboogeyman9813]

Looks like a turd cake mate

[@PauIdenino]

Even Tony wouldn't eat this shit to condition his stomach

[@MzCalais83]

Omfg when AB said about drinking wine and taking a 💩💩 I busted out laughing so hard I woke my housemate up 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrBlack252]

Then your housemate drank wine and took a $hit on your pillow?

[@bosniakedisniksic]

Someone let the crew know that there are two options for the flies. 1. Mix equal parts soapy water and vinegar and add a spoonful of brown sugar. Put it in a bowl and leave out. Flies will be attracted, fall in and die. 2. Buy the saving grace of reptile and invert keepers everywhere, KATCHY. I have three.

[@Doodlecream]

Next time zach chews into the mic we’re going to need a full fledged trigger warning. Because Jesus that was horrific. I don’t see Zach In the same light anymore

[@stormborn8285]

Drag ha

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@stormborn8285 get her, jade

[@stormborn8285]

Maybe they don’t realize they do it. But at the same time I just don’t love how it looks or sounds, still love them though.

[@zootedboot]

They straight cooked it in a pan instead of inside the oven. Someone is gonna have the runs for a few days 😳

[@Spooky_Dook]

I'm confused.. I'm gonna assume those pans @ 4:06 went into the oven..

[@MrBlack252]

What? Those pans go into the oven....and if it was cooked in a pan on stove top it would've turned out better and not raw

[@RayRay.01]

They baked it.

[@OP-Rian]

@@Spooky_Dook he was replying to OP

[@VIi726]

I’ll take ivermectin before I eat that lol

[@quincybriley4113]

Since you'll probably get parasites eating it, that's a legit reason to take some

[@clare5687]

Uhh okay ? Ivermectin isnt a bad thing 😂😂 but that cake .. very bad thing

[@VIi726]

@@clare5687 👍

[@TheSuperanimedrawer]

@@clare5687 you missed the joke mega hard

[@clare5687]

@@TheSuperanimedrawer eh I’m not surprised

[@shaunsocha421]

Local farmer in despair as he discovers the entirety of his livestock was wiped out overnight

[@MrBlack252]

Did they take the livestock to $hit on a cake? What's happening?

[@CaspaGaming]

Listen to h3 every day at work well whenever they upload lol they really get me through the day

[@gerardocontreras9538]

Ethan - how's the year been for you love? Love - well completely amazing. I don't even no where to start... -5 seconds of silence- Ethan - Well Lmao!

[@imjustalittlebirdytoo]

"I'm vegan now"

[@MrBlack252]

I highly doubt that's fully cooked all the way through it looks very raw in certain spots. That looks like food poisoning

[@MrBlack252]

@Adriel SJ oh really? Because no it doesn't.

[@kimberly3577]

That brand of beef is dyed red to look better. So when you cook it, it looks rare even when it’s cooked due to the dye. Happens to me all the time

[@fairy5779]

@Adriel SJ the bacon looks the same in the before and after pictures

[@Raven-hw6kv]

The podcast that’s like home❤️ love the work you all put into the podcast and everything, keep doing great things❤️ Much Love From Michigan

[@Raven-hw6kv]

Also Happy Anniversary🥳

[@MrBlack252]

Yeah but they take $hits though...

[@rosehi6588]

I thought ethan was vegan like a week ago?

[@Kerm88]

I can’t keep up with his diets anymore

[@whitneyjoanaune6366]

I have never been more disgusted by food. This meat cake is absolutely atrocious 🤮

[@MrBlack252]

Yeah it stinks. I'm so tired of this garbage

[@RayRay.01]

@@MrBlack252 how many comments are you going to make on this Ep?

[@MrBlack252]

@@RayRay.01 as many as I can produce

[@mickeymauschen]

@@MrBlack252 damn, I hope your day gets better

[@PauIdenino]

@@mickeymauschen Defend your master h3h3

[@voidscuttler]

With peace and love there's very little difference between that cake and what Zach rolled out on the lawn

[@promieniex]

LMAOO

[@bethesdagamer7971]

It looks like there are 2 turds on top of the cake.

[@MrBlack252]

Because there are.

[@RayRay.01]

@@MrBlack252 👀

[@MrBlack252]

@@RayRay.01 you're stalking me.

[@mrssparta4594]

Ethan, with peace and love, why did you quit veganism so soon?😂 i mean come on, it could’ve changed your life! You don’t have to calorie restrict on vegan, if you keep it high carb low fat. You can eat all you care for! Again, with ✌🏻and ❤️

[@mrssparta4594]

@Krispy .... not just meat, also cheese and eggs and processed crap

[@caitroseco6752]

@Krispyeating shit like that meat cake is why he’s fat. If he was eating vegan cakes, yeah, he could still get fat on that too

[@LavelleNewYork]

You can only lose weight being in a calorie deficit. He can be on any diet he wants as long as it’s below maintenance calories he can’t just eat all he wants

[@mrssparta4594]

@@LavelleNewYork you can eat more volume on a plant-based diet because its less calories than meat and dairy etc. Also it has a lot of fibre which is good for satiation and good for the colon. Also a whole foods diet that is mostly carbohydrates rarely gets stored as fat because it’s a very rare proces in the body to convert carbs to fat to store it, carbs mostly nourish our bodies and the excess gets stored as glycogen in muscles for later use or the body burns it up.

[@LavelleNewYork]

@@mrssparta4594 sure maybe in terms of volume that type of diet might be best but the idea of eating as much as he wants is no good. Ethan can probably get away with eating like 2,000 calories a day and doing some very light cardio even an inclined walk and he will lose a sustainable amount of weight each week. I think he should just get a calorie tracking app and not worry about a real diet.

[@toxicgamer4123]

Before I read the title of the video I thought the thumbnail showed dog turd on top of the cake lol

[@alicemiriah]

Looks like a Mr. Hankey birthday cake

[@MzCalais83]

Omg I feel sick listening to what's in the cake 🤣🤣🤣🤣 no carbs just cholesterol

[@kazmiller7195]

When I'm high I think about this thumbnail

[@bignastysimzz]

Thumbnail looks like the crap my dog just laid on the lawn

[@MrBlack252]

Your dog lays in crap?

[@ghonneriajones8212]

Really enjoying the longer highlights guys 👌

[@sydlmb9019]

This podcast makes me so happy

[@firelanderinoportarlino7437]

Yeah, might have to go vegan after this

[@Cryinginthecloudssss]

Looks like when I go clean my cats litter box

[@ripadolphthorntonjr.2943]

*That thumbnail looks absolutely amazing*

[@MrBlack252]

Yeah Ethan eating $hit. You like that?

[@caitroseco6752]

@@MrBlack252 it really does look like poop absolutely disgusting

[@tmcurly]

That makes me feel like I want to vomit 🤮

[@emmazika]

Okay so don’t they know there are keto cakes?😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Caitecakess]

That whole thing looks raw wtfff 🤢🤢🤢

[@briiiix0]

justice for AB

[@hotmichaela]

I just realized it’s midnight for Love when they go live! Crazyyy

[@MzCalais83]

Next week on H3 - How to get rid of intestinal 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

[@mrssparta4594]

@reticent e ville was gonna say that😂😂

[@taylorbranson7790]

Lol from shitting on ivermectin to needing it in a week.

[@jessicadaly6862]

is this not the first time Casey has shown one of his daughter’s faces!?

[@ishaansangha]

he has before

[@kimberly3577]

That’s what I was thinking! He has, just not when they were older

[@ChiefFabio]

that thing looks like a heart attack

[@Vi-wj1md]

The thumbnail looks like there's dog doodoo in the middle

[@kitt3ncake445]

THAT’S A DOODIE

[@maddbizzy]

Ethan is so traumatized . I love u Ethan . Wish we could hold hands

[@SeanVito]

looks good tbh. I'd put it in the oven instead though, maybe have it with some ketchup. Meat and cheese is good.

[@bhoogie237]

22:09 missed opportunity for the Lance sound byte “mm-mm iT’s NoT eAsY”

[@reignofmo]

ethan couldn’t get to that cake fast enough

[@_lil_lil]

Looks like that cake was made for the flies.

[@floatawhile1426]

When I left he was vegan. Babes. Restriction leads to binging. love ya

[@femininechaos4931]

This is why he won’t lose weight

[@Amylisette74]

Who, Zach?

[@kicobry]

Not Zach ………..

[@Amylisette74]

@@kicobry ahhh nah he’s just lazy.

[@emmatrapeni4223]

Id you offered me a job id be there in 2 days I mean that's a once in a lifetime opportunity! I love this crew everyone fits perfectly

[@MrBlack252]

What are you on about? Were you offered a job or something?

[@emmatrapeni4223]

@@MrBlack252 no I wish haha!! I was referring to what AB said in the video about once they offered him a job he was there in 2 weeks

[@daintiestdiva]

Zach better rip Hila telling Dan to get the gun at 14:39! 😂💀 For some reason that killed me

[@brianford8493]

Fuck that cake is a weapon boys and girls!!!!

[@robsta6543]

Bro that is a big shit cake I'm sorry lol

[@chemdraw2360]

Hopefully the rest of the meat isnt wasted😤

[@drewwrask4965]

Without sounding rude, what’s the point of love being on the crew?

[@mtmagnus01]

Love runs all the podcast social media and the highlights channel. On after dark/off the rails he is more or less just on-screen talent, as all of his work is done off-screen.

[@drewwrask4965]

@@mtmagnus01 ohhhhh ok! I never knew what his job was so that makes sense. Thank you!

[@darkerthanblackk1]

In the pictures from the night before, that bacon doesn’t even looked cooked. 🤮 When Ethan said, I’ll take a nuke… that cracked me uppp. 🤣

[@mjshaheed]

What does Love do for the team?!

[@raptures7748]

I’ve wondered this too and can’t figure it out

[@nicciday8434]

He takes care of the podcast highlights!

[@MrBlack252]

What is love? Baby. Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No. More.

[@intergalactictourist9656]

He makes the highlights and is responsible for the podcast's social media. On Twitter he's known as "H3 out of context".

[@evanevan2312]

I thought he was vegan 💀

[@salteadog33]

11:42 what did they offer that Ethan “didn’t think would do anything?”

[@bigsanrio]

That thumbnail made me puke in my mouth..

[@MrBlack252]

How do you pule in your mouth? What is PULING in your mouth?

[@bigsanrio]

@@MrBlack252 hahaha i misspelled "puke" i have no idea what pule is

[@DClean]

i dont understand what all these people do, i know Zack togles thru soundbites on his keyboard and Dan does some production. What the hell do AB and Love do ?

[@Kerm88]

Love runs the clip channel and AB googles things occasionally.

[@batorsagandszerelem4474]

Love creates the highlights and AB does research. Ian does the screen switching during the show. Cam makes the memes and photoshop edits. And I believe they all contribute in coming up ideas for segments.

[@MrBlack252]

Take craps on cakes and watch Ethan eat them

[@hihihiyo12]

Something out of epic meal time

[@salteadog33]

I’m sorry, but I’m need my bacon blackened. If it bends, it ain’t done.

[@poprocx_]

Why is there dookie ontop

[@MrJackyRocks]

Who shat on Zach's cake?

[@trubeez4721]

Bacon is already smoked, you can eat it raw. Thats the least concerning thing

[@ShaferScott]

That 100% is not Keto.

[@Stitchpuppy01]

Why didn't they just make the 3 with bacon? Have they never watched Breaking Bad? I'm sure they had the technology.

[@nickcoker5489]

I guess In ethans mind, “healthy” is as subjective a term as “good content”.

[@스노우걸]

Can h3 hire me and help me meet the boyz

[@Neo.Jordon]

That cant be kosher lol

[@americano1976]

WHERE IS EVERYONES MASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@emmyjay5669]

I thought you were vegan Ethan...😢

[@ameleiizane]

I died inside watching you guys eat that. That cake was mooing and oinking before every bite. 🤮🤮

[@caitroseco6752]

Truly disgusting

[@noacar2186]

What an excuse for him to jus cheat the "diet" lmao

[@erod201394]

Doesn’t Casey have a thing where he doesn’t show his kids

[@wisewigga7129]

Can't believe he's eating 80000 calories and calls it a diet, keto is pure bs

[@brett1234-s7f]

Its a joke bro

[@doomslayerforever2858]

looks great but ill pass on the cheese wizz

[@3tick577]

I’m happy H3 is done

[@MrBlack252]

Yeah except they're not

[@albertoknotdejesus1765]

I have a two liter of Pepsi 2 loosies Newports and watching this like soap opera

[@melissababy8172]

No Flies 😂

[@jdogsful]

ethan is insane to think its interesting to watch him eat.

[@professorpancakes6545]

Yet here we are.

[@jdogsful]

@@professorpancakes6545 if you stayed to watch them have their lunch break, thats on you.

[@McSpaceCowboy]

Mythical kitchen?

[@MeAuntieNora]

Heh, I can imagine Josh making something like this.

[@rod4516]

@@MeAuntieNora it would probably look WAY better💪

[@nwts4582]

How do people drink Lacroix ??? It’s so disgusting I hate sparkling water 😭😭😭

[@MarkMark0000]

WAAAAAAH COVID I'M TERRIFIED TO DIE BUT I'LL EAT LITERAL FUCKING GARBAGE WITH A SMILE EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK

[@cachesolo1534]

Not gonna lie. Looks delicious.

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

Get help.

[@cachesolo1534]

@@ELPRES1DENTE45 Oh, look. It's a wild vegan.

[@rosehi6588]

@@cachesolo1534 oh look its a wild meat eater

[@SpoilerAlert__]

@@rosehi6588 o look it's a wild rattata

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

@@cachesolo1534 - Nah. I'm not that committed. Although, my diet is mostly plant-based, that doesn't influence my take. That's just too much meat and cheese in my opinion.

[@sunshinerobinsonmacmillan2395]

Maybe it’s because I haven’t eaten much recently but this title made me hungry ?! Ummmm 🤨

[@fairy5779]

This honestly makes me lose my appetite everytime I see that damn thing.. and w peace and love Sam needs to relax and can’t be offended about that nasty raw thing! 🤣❤️❤️‍🔥

[@fairy5779]

That bacon was raw af

[@naytattoos1239]

Down 76lbs on keto

[@mrssparta4594]

Sounds good, but it’s not good for your cholesterol, I don’t know if you eat a lot of meat, eggs and cheese but please look into it

[@naytattoos1239]

@@mrssparta4594 only eat chicken and fish have high blood pressure it's gone

[@mrssparta4594]

@@naytattoos1239 just be careful👍🏻

[@analitycznie]

Maybe I'm weird but I'm much more interested in Ethan weight loss than drama. I can't wait for him to find solution to his problem. He loves food, now he has to learn how to love healthy food (it is possible after some time, taste buds adapt). I would watch episodes of "Ethan looses weight" series. :D

[@RayRay.01]

Curious to see what you look like.

[@analitycznie]

@@RayRay.01 What's the point of this comment? He wants to loose weight (said it many times) it is not like i'm shaming him. I want him to be happy and healthy.

[@mrssparta4594]

The sad part is, if he kept going on the vegan diet, he would get to eat all he cared for and still lose weight🥲

[@malikthegoat6474]

That was a nice video guys

[@KillerTechniques]

This is not a keto cake, this is a heart attack cake. Why does Ethan care so little for his health? He's been going on about weightloss for the past years and still has done nothing towards it

[@cosmolat]

I thought you went vegan. I’m disappointed

[@Jvich]

These comments are so damn mean I can’t believe a meat cake could upset so many people damn

[@MagicTurtlez]

It’s not because it’s a meat cake it looks like the grim reaper made it😂 but also Ethan said he was going vegan for health and ethical reasons and then here we are🤷‍♀️ :/

[@MountainDewEnthusiast]

@@MagicTurtlez sadly restriction leads to binging. I wish he would’ve phased certain things out slowly, instead of changing his entire diet and lifestyle at once. He would see much more success :/

[@MrBlack252]

Since when did cheese have no carbs? Also I though Hila was taking time away from the show? I mean wasn't there an episode like a month ago where Ethan was saying it was Hilas last episode?

[@Owen741.]

#clickbait

[@yourmother9834]

Cheese is low carb. Keto is less than 20 carbs that was a very low carb meal, but not recommended for the high fat content and I dont think cheese whiz or kraft slices are a good idea at all on Keto even if “technically” its low carb.

[@Amylisette74]

I know dude that was like a month ago she was gone for two weeks

[@raptures7748]

She went to Israel for a fortnight

[@MrBlack252]

@@yourmother9834 it may be low carb but it's not no carb. They said it's no carbs at all which is a lie