We Met Jeffrey Goldblum!!! - ARK Survival Evolved

[@flyingmunk8956]

At 11:40 the music made me think the episode was over. I was bummed and then really happy again lol

[@swskitso]

Got me too

[@roguemaniac7949]

Same here

[@jacobuponthestone9093]

Same

[@JordyValentine]

It was kinda nice, made the episode feel longer

[@ceenoweevil860]

Me too

[@Petergoesinu]

Simon - " let me put some stuff away and we can do stuff with some stuff" I fuckin love you Simon

[@black5725]

nice avatar

[@TheHIman]

That's wererd

[@notsimon1334]

Man I wish I was Simon...

[@Tmanspence1312]

Lmao, Doraleous marching the Rex's earns the early like for me.

[@BDSquirrel]

I just love the cadence song Doraleous came up with. Hilarious!

[@PrimalsTrucking]

One of them got left behind, with the Santa hat on

[@nathanwilliams4005]

OORAH!

[@IMTHERAZORSEDGE]

@@BDSquirrel I'm sure he knows a few cadence songs. Semper Fi

[@firehedgehog1446]

@@nathanwilliams4005 No, it's more like "OORAAAAAARRRRR!"

[@grizzlygrape6634]

The impossible has happened.... Appsro is living in the swamp

[@Asertix357]

I can top that. Simon went an episode without dying and actually got stuff done.

[@thomasfeather9954]

Traveling the swamp at night, absolute worst experience.

[@DJVEGAS1000]

On a mount it used to be ok till they added those dam crocodiles that pull you off your mount. Fck those things!

[@wildspirewarrior211]

Ever have ark crash while you're flying over the swamp? It also happened when I was flying over blue zone ab with a gasbags. Both experiences were horrible but suprisingly I survived both times.

[@nm11111111able]

Minute 4....I have literal tears in my eyes from crying and laughing out loud. Simon acting all nonchalant without a care in the world, knowing he was gonna be attacked by the raptor and it sitting on him a couple bites and hes still acting but then his realization that nothing is helping him fight "JESUS GUYS COME AND HELP ME!" Oh my god, that killed me

[@NougatNate]

Could’ve named them “Jeffery gold*plume*” Like plumage, feathers

[@everythingissogreen6748]

You are a Lord of puns.

[@JimmyTurner]

Yes I watched neebs gaming today too

[@jjsouls6986]

Lol thick named them Jefferys becuse hes a big fan of Jeffery epstine and his work. Thick is about that same life

[@blackbullet2409]

@@jjsouls6986 epstein*

[@jjsouls6986]

@@blackbullet2409 lol forgive me if i dont memorize the spelling of child predators names. Thick loves him tho

[@Ingerimm]

"We live in a swwoommppp!" "Not for long.." " Yeah forever!!!" "No, no, not forever you are out of your mind!" *"We're SWAMP PEOPLE!"*

[@Yuloki3]

I was reading this comment as it happened on screen. It was weird timing was on point and everything. 😅

[@TheUnsubScribe]

I’ve seen that show! Neebs is right. The swamp does make you tougher. 😂

[@keirangray902]

The PC term is hillbillies

[@penginpunkin1487]

#Shrekpeople

[@keirangray902]

@@penginpunkin1487 Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me...

[@Freezin44]

“We’re Swamp People!” Sounds like a merch idea

[@arseniccapsule1116]

I was once a proud member of The Marsh Men

[@Southern_Crusader]

There is already a show. That’s what I think they were referencing.

[@MeSoTrashed]

Bret is a mountain person

[@freeflow4life]

The part of the saddle that goes in their mouth is called a bit

[@TheRealRip-Tide]

FreeFlow4life really?

[@condemned7515]

@@TheRealRip-Tide Really, really.

[@chadsimpson8620]

Bit and bridle

[@alancook196742]

FreeFlow4life The question is whether it’s a big bit little bit lol

[@freeflow4life]

@@chadsimpson8620 the bridle is the part that goes over their head

[@LeMount115]

I love Simon's acting when being attacked by the raptor; when the Jefferys take a while to help it sounds like he really freaks out 😂

[@johnjulio3901]

It’s crazy to see how good Simon has become at building since the beginning!!!!

[@Christopher-dd1ph]

He's still trash dafuq you talking about

[@johnjulio3901]

It’s not a 1x1 thatch square?

[@DJVEGAS1000]

It was funny at first but simon not learning or willing to learn shit is annoying now. Worst parts of the episodes imo

[@quietone748]

It's called a "bit" Dora, that song during the march of t-Rexes was awesome.

[@LucrassKelvac]

That "song" is called a "Cadence" :3

[@SoulsBorneSoldier]

@@LucrassKelvac I immediately thought, huh, maybe he's low-key a vet lol

[@calmrake]

I recomend everyone to have a second rifle so you don't have to be anoyed with switching bullets and also you will have a nother gun if the first one breaks.

[@tski1269]

“What’s the part of the saddle that goes in the mouth?” “A gag?” *Equestrians have left the chat*

[@torridorcomet1551]

T Ski I ride horses and I screamed “BIT” for the whole scene

[@JessyDupre]

@@torridorcomet1551 One of my older sisters does Horse Riding Competitions so I was pretty much doing the same thing.

[@spermchef2731]

*W H E E Z E*

[@tski1269]

TorridorComet15 lol same!

[@Raeinok]

@@torridorcomet1551 but it was a good bit

[@slightlyhoopla4215]

Let’s hope this Jeffery security works better than the OTHER one

[@thezambambo2184]

Y'know, Doraloeous taking the Tyrannos out for a walk reminded me that he was a marine

[@Nort_NT]

Can we talk about how great Simon is at building, since scorched earth

[@getoffthegames89]

Called a “bit” it’s where the phrase chomping at the bit comes from

[@appsro4494]

7:05 Neebs finally pulled off a that what she said joke. I’m so proud!

[@artypyrec4186]

Im still surprised they do better in smaller groups then as a unit.

[@peterclarke7240]

They do bicker less though 😥

[@danielhurley8708]

Get yourself some megatherium's & take the Jeffrey's to get revenge on that broodmother.

[@Keihryon]

You really want him to Thick the Jeffery's, don't you.

[@danielhurley8708]

@daegon, hells yea! Bring Simon & doralingus. I'll get the popcorn ;)

[@soulsearcher9620]

@@Keihryon we want maximum Thick

[@jjsouls6986]

Lol thick named them Jeffreys becuse thick is a big fan of Jeffery epstine and his work.

[@danielhurley8708]

@JJ souls, well he will end up taking them someplace where they'll get royally f***ed.

[@SleepB312]

I just went back and watched almost the entire ark series again and then this comes out :)

[@jimmbobaggins786]

The “platypus bird” is build around the stats of a Rex btw

[@bjkerp]

The Tickle Chicken

[@gbro360yt5]

@@bjkerp this was what chickens "evolved" from...

[@mightyjahlak2290]

@@bjkerp old school legacy player I see my don!!! Hope your still on official

[@shriyanv4407]

@@gbro360yt5 not those animals exactly, but closely related ig

[@chrissytheblesser4902]

Affectionately called Tickle Turkeys :D

[@elihernandez2062]

FIRST time commenting on your channel even though I started following you back in 2017 Love and enjoy everything you guys do as it leaves me in a good mood. Thank you neebs and association

[@jonathanhammond8817]

The music in this episode is on point! It’s something that’s so overlooked but man it makes a huge difference! Bringing the tunes and the smiles! Thanks for brightening our day guys

[@Picnic_Chicken]

Security Team Jeffrey didn’t kill themselves.

[@teutonicknight23]

lol I see what you did there.

[@michaelr4334]

Watching these compared to their SE makes you realize how far they...haven't come... 😅😅😅😅

[@doomy_mcdoomerson]

As the guy doing the death count, I can tell you their Valguero death count is massively dwarfed by their Scorched Earth death count. So they are getting better.

[@chriswhinery925]

@@doomy_mcdoomerson Are they getting better or is the map just easier? I feel like Valguero is a much safer map overall compared to SE.

[@doomy_mcdoomerson]

Chris Whinery Umm, no Valguero is not safer. Valguero had oceans, Gigas, Spinos, freezing snow, actual wolf-packs, Allosauruses, Deinonychus, and a host of other threats Scorched Earth doesn't have.

[@chriswhinery925]

@@doomy_mcdoomerson and scorched earth had mantis' and deathworms and rock golems and other threats Valguero doesn't have (or only has in very limited spots that you wouldn't try to build in anyway). My experience on Valguero is that you have to go out of your way to find the real danger spots, most of it is fairly easy to survive on.

[@crazyvato2005]

@@chriswhinery925 yeah would say SE is more difficult then Valguero hands down.

[@ChaosPunk_367]

Neebs screaming we’re swamp people made me laugh 😂

[@Dud3itsj3ff]

3:50 Simon went from roleplay to serious concern real quick! Lol

[@greatbriton8425]

3:50 Simon you made my day! "It's starting to hurt!" lol

[@connorburg9872]

They put those hidden places for pvp server’s

[@collindavis2437]

I still can’t believe they haven’t found hardly any of the prebuilt structures

[@jmantrue1]

Love seeing Simon and doraleous as a pair, probably my favorite duo for entertainment . But maybe in the next map we can see Neebs and doraleous and thick pair up. And then have apsro and Simon go off together. Also I’ve been watching since the island and seeing Simon now vs then is like seeing your son grow into a man. Neebs and aspro should feel like proud parents. Their little boy is all grown up.

[@doc_havoc00heavywing37]

The piece that goes in the mounts mouth is called a bit

[@KingShepskiy]

"this place is empty" The dilo enjoying the water

[@Secret_Takodachi]

Dora: "Up in the morning with the rising sun" Me: "UP IN THE MORNING WITH THE RISING SUN!" ....oh wait I'm not in bootcamp, I probably shouldn't be shouting the reply to Dora's running cadence. Especially not this early in the morning! Hahaha

[@Lyserus]

I used to drive a cadaliic anyone still remember

[@bennywarren17]

Now I'm humping with my pack...

[@tallnotdeaf]

NEEBSYLVANIA!

[@brainflash1]

@@tallnotdeaf KONICHIWA!

[@michaelandin1167]

These are basic Marine Corps marching tunes. So in general yeah of course

[@jacobuponthestone9093]

Now I pack it on my back. Ex Army here. So not just a marine cadence. Put me on a silver jet. Thats a ride a wont forget. Put me in a barbers chair, spun me round i had no hair

[@Dang3rMouSe]

2:20 it is called the "bit." Goes behind the teeth so it's not painful unless it's the wrong size, put in wrong or you pull too hard on the reigns. More of an annoyance (at least in horses.) 🐴 ☄The more you know 🌈

[@coachlombardi9657]

G.I. Joe: And knowing is half the battle!

[@Dud3itsj3ff]

11:37 I thought the video was over already, I was about to be like "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WATERFALL?!?! Xp

[@goodpeoplefound7940]

I get a shiver down the spine hearing those cadence's! SEMPER FI

[@jakethomason5566]

This video popped up on my feed and bro. Hearing thick’s voice again. Almost made me cry

[@alternateng3749]

Lmao this series is hilarious. Also remember snickers? God, back in the extinction series I really became attached to him. But then he got destroyed by a corrupted wyvern. R.I.P Snickers 2019 - 2019

[@nehemiahwallace9900]

Appsro and Neebs, you two should go and tame a thylacoleo and a iguanadon in the next episode. The iguanadon can help Neebs with his farming since they can pick seeds out of bushes. And the thylacoleo is for Appsro since he loves them so much. You guys could probably find both of them in the redwood forest.

[@ap0kalyps326]

The saying "chomping at the bit" was always an interesting indo-european one. An eager horse is like an excited dog trying to go for a walk

[@thebaron1979]

It's champing not chomping

[@tezzabhoy1888]

J BW its not champing. Its camping!

[@rexosuitmk2577]

Tezza Bhoy It’s a legitimate strategy!

[@thebaron1979]

@@rexosuitmk2577 You ever wonder why we're here? 😂 RedvsBlue still awesome 😀

[@rexosuitmk2577]

J BW SOMEBODY GOT IT!!! Wait, what was all that stuff about god?

[@raioh4747]

Caves like that are perfect for a base, outpost, hell even a campsite. The reward for finding the location is the location itself

[@Gamerafighter76]

I liked that march Dora did with the T-Rexes. And I also enjoyed the Jeffery team. I guess Appsro’s a swamp person now.

[@doctapanda_]

Ahh yes another episode of ARK Valguero. Here we see the continuing adventures of Appsro and Neebs; the two roommates always getting into trouble from the dumb one's antics, Simon and Doraleous; the bickering couple going on vacation thinking it'll solve their relationship problems, and Thick; the loner scam artist trying to turn a profit off the couple and realizing that he might've bit off more than he can chew.

[@GR3YS0RG4N1CS]

It's called a bridle and the bit of metal in their mouth is literally called the "bit"

[@hellsaurus1610]

Help for Simon, if you hit E while building it will flip the wall to face the other way, if you hit Q it will snap the wall to every available building spot in front of you.

[@JimmyTurner]

Simon building stuff and dropping things off in preparation for going out? Well it's been years but Simon is finally starting to learn the game. Lol

[@the1sonder884]

Appsro, press “c” for the Sarco’s jump attack. Also, looking a direction and left clicking can make a sarco instantly change direction.

[@parasis1137]

Love you neebs

[@Rgeo08]

That Afro is legendary

[@victormiranda9424]

It really stands out.

[@alfonsoPina]

Someone misses the military just a tad!

[@beauson1983]

I don't always agree with Thick, but "security team Jeffrey" is possibly the greatest thing ever, haha

[@joshse8709]

Firefox: do a barrel roll!! Thick44 : SPIN MOVE

[@mmallen2003]

It's called a Bit @Appsro and @Neebs. The piece that goes in their mouths behind the teeth. It helps keep them calm and helps keep control.

[@alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465]

What do you call a bunch of dinosaurs with gags in their mouths? A gaggle of dinosaurs.

[@strmtrpr42]

Hey guys, I just caught up on this series . I have no clue when I started but man i think it was well over a year ago. Great series, keep it up!

[@MrNajsman]

You don't have to dismount and use the E-radial. Hold T and you have access to all behaviour-whistles and follow-whistles. Any unmounted creatures will obey (not shoulderpets either). Passive and Neutral is at 6 and 7 o'clock on the radial.

[@Mephilis78]

That thing on the saddles that sticks in their mouths is called a bit. That's where the phrase "chomping at the bit" comes from, because a horse who is green or even just nervous will chew on their bit.

[@EternalDragon6661]

this is my 2nd time watching this series and i just now realized that was zydeco music there at the end. nice touch! I see what you did there.

[@samuelstein7639]

The part of the bridle that goes in the mouth is the bit. It's what makes them respond to the reins and it's usually not uncomfortable for the animal unless they resist. The expression "chomping the bit" came from horse-racing.

[@ProDTeach]

Every time I hear the drum stick tapping noise I think the episodes over but then I see that there’s 10 mins left and I smile

[@Iamonepercent]

We are the dogs to their Pavlov.

[@milly6462]

The gags in the dino's mouths are called a 'bit'. It's the metal part in a horse's bridal that goes in their mouth. :) you learn something new everyday

[@TheOnlyFMP]

"One, two, three, four! Tyrannosaurus Rex Corps!"

[@supergluehotty]

Five, six,seven, eight marching through a behemoth gate!

[@okay-pi3334]

"hey u guys are doing great here, im gonna back and check on the kids" "i dont think you actually even doing that, i think you just fcking off somewhere" "i think he is cheating on you" god i love dora and simon, they look like married couple. just one day away from each other and then this happend

[@gsegman4356]

i don’t know if u guys will see this but i hope u do so u know what greatness u guys have brought to my life, because i’ve had a really rough break and i laugh and actually feel good when watching ur guys videos so if u do see this i just want u guys to know i’m thankful for ur hilarious vids 🙏🏻

[@WildBill15650]

Thanks Dora...thanks... my wife walked by during your cadence... thanks for that. Now she thinks we're both idiots

[@pikcy9545]

Whenever Thick wants to kill something he just grunts and shouts "DIE!!". 😂

[@fatherman3488]

Geoffrey Goldblum is so freakin cool. He plays jazz in Pittsburgh frequently y'know 😁

[@bigredz932]

“Yeah we’re living in a swamp, yes we are swamp people, yes we’re living in a swamp forever!” Neebs kills me

[@travisrom]

We want more Doraleous marching less everything else. get on it.

[@TheHIman]

No more ARK

[@mantistesticle2998]

zerik honeywell shut your fuck

[@jonathandavenport2500]

The saddle mouth piece is called the bit. Like in the phrase, "chomping at the bit", which means you are overly excited, or really eager, or you are really hungry and want to eat something so badly that you are chewing on the metal thing in your mouth.

[@autisticgamer24]

1:36 that's going to be in the best commentating for this year.

[@michaelsusnjer772]

Simon...keep on, rocking in the free world brother.

[@MistahBryan]

@7:10, the Dino on the left, looking at the camera: "There goes the neighborhood."

[@samiam2209]

That "bit" that goes in the mouth is called a bit hahaha!! Love you guys ;) happy New year's !

[@CivRev10]

The mouth part of the bridle is called a bit. Some animals don't mind it others hate it. One of my horses loves her bit while the others have bit-less bridles since they do not do well with a bit.

[@lilchaps]

Simon and Dora at the end are so fucking funny. I cant imagine what it was like when they were roomates

[@wickedwu22]

Awesome...been awhile but glad to be back guys!!!

[@lolafromoz]

As far as swamps go, and have gone for you guys, that was actually pretty tame and you all survived. Except for Mr Lemons, RIP.

[@michellebrowning5106]

Looks like you finally found the scariest OP Dino - all bow to the mighty therizino! Seriously, you need some. They are brutal. Breed them, they are adorable babies!

[@aureliusva]

Makes me think of Jeffrey from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. When uncle Phil would yell, "Jeffrey!" and then Will Smith's friend would get thrown out.

[@tcomee6579]

You guys should start taking advantage of the holiday events. I believe there is a way to add them to private servers, you could definitely get an episode or two out of some of the holidays like fear evolved or raptor claus.

[@MrBakedDaily]

I can't believe Goldblum even plays ark,shit jurrasic park will never leave his heart!

[@TheSheriff47]

I just want to say I love you guys. Been watching for a couple years now and I am still catching up on all your videos. The shenanigans y'all get into are gold. Simon, I want more remodeling homes! Thick, keep getting kills man! Doraleus, hoping to see a sweet bunker in this new 7 Days build! Appsro, you should do a playthrough of Jedi Fallen Order!....kisses! Neebs! Keep being the cement that holds these beautiful psychos together! Thank y'all for what y'all do keep it up!

[@Nekulturny]

2:36 they're "bits" race horses wear them, it helps the rider control the horses better, yes it goes in their mouth and pushes on sensitive areas inside their mouth to do that.

[@watchmep6048]

I love that Simon shirt "r u a man!?" I'mma have to buy it😂😂

[@yuyaplays9311]

I sense tension in the House of Doramon. Thick you better hire some marriage counselors for your resort. Also, you should use the Jeffreys to help hold races up those sheer cliffs.

[@MrAntrikch]

I'm so glad I'm all caught up! I am preparing for my civil services exam, and this is an excellent stress buster!

[@nm11111111able]

I like to call the Tickle Chicken "Scary Theri" which is a reference to Scary Terry from Rick and Morty which is a reference to Freddy Krueger from a Nightmare on Elm Street which I think the writer for that referenced an actual murderer irl

[@codeman3640]

The thing in the animals mouth is called a bit. It sits in the back of the mouth and connects to the reins to control the head in the direction you want to go.

[@jjsouls6986]

Simon and dora kick ass together. So fucking funny

[@mrjustice9209]

I was so sad we didn't get an episode last week but so happy it's back

[@IndianTrust1]

I wanna see Neebs and AppStore’s tame the giant platypus bird at 11:25 in the next episode

[@Chief1lung]

The tale of a man sailing the seas with two frogs

[@smidcy1]

The item that's inside the animal's mouth is called a "Bit" - they are used with horses while pulling on the bridle, it presses on their back teeth, making the horse more controllable.

[@phreakzombie1037]

Thank you for naming your security team after me Thick44. Much love.