We Might Be Drunk Ep 42: Mojito Bros

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0:00 Intro Music
0:20 Show Starts
3:40 Drinks Mojito
5:31 Cheers
7:20 Sushi Epidemic
8:17 Norm Talk
15:09 Set Falling Apart
18:24 Don Draper effect
22:12 Karen Alert
23:18 Sam Peeve Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse
26:35 Cereal
34:06 Blenders
38:11 How Do You Make Your Money?
40:09 Mark Peeve - The G.O.A.T. doesn’t exist
42:23 BetterHelp.com/DRUNK
44:14 SheathUnderwear.com Promo Code “DRUNK”
45:42 Mark Peeve - Taking before Asking
47:45 Vider Story
50:35 Full Capacity Doc on KZbin
51:33 Sam Peeve - I’m Tired
52:39 Getting into a butthole
53:24 Mark Peeve - Turning In Early
55:36 Mark Rec/Life Hack - Steal
57:45 Bidet
1:04:07 Chuck Berry - Camera Trouble
1:06:22 Mark’s Bit - Gay or not Gay
1:11:57 Sam’s Bit - Canceled vs. Cancer
1:15:07 Tour Dates
1:17:18 Credits

[@isaiahleal2905]

Norm as Pigeon in Mike Tyson mysteries is some of his best filthy lines imo

[@MistrDerp]

damn that was funny literally lol

[@GeneBurnett]

"Real actors look at me the way real vampires look at Count Chocula..." ~Norm

[@xTXB4Lifex]

The chemistry gets better & better between these two every ep! Keep it up guys

[@Konfide4043]

Can't wait for them to f***

[@ernesto8290]

Maybe after 20 years of friendship, theyll get better chemistry. At 15 years , i'm not getting it yet.

[@danielseliger1123]

When BarJew said he don't fuck with Fireball I knew he was the real deal

[@DJ_InYourFace]

Mark's shirt definitely doesn't own a doghouse.

[@edelgado407]

University of Science

[@captianxanax]

“Well, well, well, look what the algorithm dragged in.”

[@kylemcgill2966]

*Bob Sagets tribute was by far the most touching Norm tribute. Made me choke up bad. RIP.*

[@GeneBurnett]

Yeah, Bob was the only one who really shared his emotions about Norm. I appreciated his tribute the most emotionally. Other comics were distant from their emotions which is fine and I dug their tributes too, but Bob's was so real and honest...more healing to listen to, at least for me.

[@blackbluestudio6338]

Made me sob like a baby. Poniente and heartfelt. I think I needed it when I listened to it.

[@a.k.4o]

Same

[@kylemcgill2966]

@@blackbluestudio6338 Yea when he talked about the last texts he got from him 😞😞😞

[@silver03ga]

Finally Mark is successful enough to drink smoothies!

[@eoindowney8185]

'That's a knick-knack Paddy Whack, give that frog a loan.'

[@prince13896]

Norm debuting his ventriloquist act over the phone to Dennis Miller could be the funniest thing of all time.

[@blackbluestudio6338]

In my best Brad Pitt voice from the movie Seven: “What’s in the bag? What’s in the bag? Who’s birthday package? What’s in the bag!?!

[@bebopBiGsHoT]

Milk.. ? 💀🏴‍☠️ 🍍

[@kylegeee]

Jesus I am so happy you guys do a podcast together. Think you're both cream of the comedy crop now, two very smart and funny guys! Great podcast. Comedy!

[@mugsylogues]

The cereal mark was thinking of is Nut n' Honey

[@utsabray8594]

Please do a Norm tribute episode where you two just talk about your favorite Norm clips

[@Jizanthapus]

With that shirt, I thought Mark would be more into Fruity Pebbles. Comedy!

[@mantra4612]

Norm was so good with Conan

[@1feloniouspunk]

epic explosion of comedy and truth when mark got into the different rooms for offenses.

[@haleydunnigan1485]

Marks rec is stealing I was in tears 💀😂😂😂😂😂

[@mitchtouesnard5520]

“You know those things called shingles?” “Ahh I don’t know anything about cars” The most new york shit ever

[@luislemuz6642]

Love when Sam does impressions

[@alistairclark6814]

They could do a Bill Cosby episode and call it "We might be drugged".

[@emilylowrance7930]

kix, Life, coco puffs, rice crispies, cinnamon toast crunch

[@BrickTop06]

53:24 totally thinking of List 🤣🤣🤣

[@fisty539]

lol marks coming in hot today

[@greatscott175]

Mark comes hot every day

[@ryananda5110]

He's a real one

[@hunter12555]

We must protect him at all costs

[@earlymorningpodcast]

Bert’s attire is wearing on Mark

[@mattskeens803]

Thank god his comedy hasn’t.

[@iiizzydon9224]

Full capacity is great, best moment was "I thought you was suicidal"😂😂

[@karlw2798]

Fuck it's funny just after the intro song finishes Mark gets in to podcast mode 😂

[@zaddik8131]

Marks absolutely hyped up

[@LiquidDaylight]

They say there's a queef born every minute and you two are living proof of that. 😁

[@vimenyavsezaebali]

Norm was also in Mike Tyson's Mysteries playing the role of a foul-mouthed pigeon, one of the funniest things ever, cannot recommend it enough. 4 seasons on adult swim and all of it gold. Imagine 'Archer' crossed with 'Scooby Doo' but way more offensive and with way less mystery-solving 😆.

[@josipstepic893]

What a banger!

[@witchywoman2437]

I’m glad you talked more about Norm this episode. His passing really hit me and I felt the amount talked in the last episode wasn’t quite enough.

[@LeftyRed]

First time I'm watching this on the night it premiered. Feels good.

[@user-uh5tb9er4o]

Thanks for talking about Norm . I've been binging too... The Great Norm Macdonald!

[@austinellis6451]

Marks rec next week: crash a party and bring an empty backpack with you, everythinhs free.

[@a.k.4o]

Don't be ashamed Mark . Stealing is where it's at . Not from individuals, strictly businesses

[@602jcastillo]

@-The Beat Konducta- its not even stealing. You paid for the room, the paper is there for you, its not like taking the coffee maker, it's like taking the rest of the shampoo. It's a great rec and I'm kicking myself for not thinking of it before

[@a.k.4o]

@-The Beat Konducta- how does prices going up. Effect me if I'm stealing?

[@stardogchampion96]

Big companies accept the losses before they even rollout the products. Theft is inevitable. Price raising is not based wholly on theft. It's based on a whole lot of things. Theft being low on that list.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Mark's cereal is what a 5 year old would pick hahah but pops?? Cmon🤣🤣

[@wabb1e156]

you guys should post the recipe for every drink in the video description

[@Jizanthapus]

Good job to Sam dialing back on the Dangerfield impressions.

[@scottcroft9975]

Mark was on one this round. Great episode And Sam with the rabbit hole call back with the toilet paper bit. Lol. Humor

[@Nicolas-Kage]

Norm's podcast doesn't get enough love!

[@someoneyoucantrusify]

Can’t believe they never mention his sitcom .. definitely underrated

[@kylemcgill2966]

100%

[@Kevtron9000]

I agree, just discovered it. Gold!

[@tomschweda7859]

That's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!

[@goomaboi]

The soft lighting is on point! Vocal mix is great, HERE WE GOOO! edit: shouts out to Mount Gay. Father's favourite and was mine when I sauced. Good times.

[@gabrideen]

you can literally get bidets for $30 at lowes or home depot. they don't have to be fancy. they're slim, sleek and attach to your toilet. easy install too. no excuses to not have one nowadays

[@dcool2u2]

Norm's panel story on Letterman about staying at a bed and breakfast and playing Scrabble with ol' Harold Delaney! Man I will miss his stories! 😔

[@andrewsherwood5341]

Honestly I could listen to you guys talk about Norm for the whole show

[@christianalbert101]

Oh yeah boys. Not drinking but I’m buzzed!!

[@WilfredPaduasOtherNumberOneFan]

Can we get a Norm on weekend update photo in the bar?

[@stevehess9205]

'Rice Crispy Treat' (RTC) cereal hands down..best cereal ever! It's been banned in over 23 states due to its high addiction rate. I moved from Oregon to NY just to get a steady supply. They offer market rate RTC (unlike Amazon) and most grocers in the Albany region carry it. Highly Suggested!

[@isaacperez3392]

Man this podcast feels so natural it's nice. I feel like it's just guys talking shit. I almost feel like I'm part of the conversation lol.

[@budruski]

Glad you guys dove back in. I knew you loved him but were caught of guard.

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

Pops is the best cereal

[@Kassiuz]

I don't know why, but them not knowing bidets are pretty inexpensive was very weird

[@pixulita]

Mark always the showman¡¡ love it!!

[@stevenf9772]

A lot of good chuckles this ep

[@johnygimo]

thanks for the Vider rec! loving his als vegas album on spotify damn hilarious comic!

[@witchywoman2437]

Mark: talking about shingles Sam: I don’t know anything about cars . . . 😂😂😂

[@ricfig207]

Tejas

[@sethgsf4120]

"I'm on a little muscle relaxer action right now, so I'm gonna stick to one" wtf😂

[@erixouther]

I love the bitshop segments the most. Cant think of any other comedians that give this kind of insight to the process.

[@joshkennedy2121]

I think we’d all appreciate a Norm tribute episode.

[@raffin2040]

We love the somber Norm talk! Losing him is like losing the last copy of an out of print book. 💔It's sad that he's achieved this level of popularity again after death that he only really got to on SNL and never since. Agree with Sammy at the 8:45 mark. Norm's standup was great, but he was at his true best as a guest on Conan because he had someone to play off of and to set him up. Conan was the best at this, better than Letterman. Usually on Letterman, the joke was on the guest, but Norm was too smart for that so it didn't work as well, and Letterman wasn't a good set up man. I don't really think the word inspirational applies to any comic but it does for Norm. The originality is inspiring. Do you guys have any personal Norm stories? btw - Bill Maher made a great point on Kimmel about loving that Norm kept his illness completely private which I think I agree with. Sam, don't you think if you opened with that bit if you were sick you'd be getting sympathy laughs? You'd be lowering the bar for yourself. Everyone's values vary but for Norm, the laugh was paramount. What a genius. RIP🙏🏼

[@DK-xo3ew]

"Life is a bowl of Life cereal" - Don Draper

[@BookerT69]

Hahahahaa

[@johnotron604]

Oh sh*t new episode, watching now. Got my whiskey going on up in here in the true north. Cheers Neighbours

[@eddie.sobenes]

Norm Macdonald Live was the funniest show on the internet

[@jaybo10151]

Raisin Bran Crunch is underrated

[@blembezzle5073]

Mark get the automated toilet seat. Replaces your toilet seat and has bidet and blow dry, also heated.

[@travisfourmont5470]

Gents! I love the cocktail and spirits convo!

[@Jonathan-2000]

No honorable mention for Frosted Flakes! Doesn’t get better than Tony’s frost

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Mark had plenty of “Tony’s frost” before the podcast bud. I think we’ll be okay

[@P.dripps92]

How have you guys not had a hello tushy sponsor? Maybe it’ll happen after this episode butt… it’s like $80

[@fobos7417]

I don't use this term lightly, but Mark is definitely one of the goats

[@susanpeck530]

Agreed

[@christophermichaels6569]

House is full of negativity and stress right now. Thanks for giving me an outlet to try and forget some shit for an hour and some change.

[@roddydonn2328]

1hr17min48secs, time worth it just to hear that Vider got his $100 back.

[@rawpower12xu]

11:41 With all due respect Sam, in his own podcast it would only be his guest, Adam Eget and cameramen/producers. And you could see the cameras shaking because the cameramen could not hold the laughter, producers snickering, etc. It fucking worked and it sometimes would be even funnier because of the silence when a guest was processing the joke and then burst with laughter

[@TPilly]

60 seconds in and mark cracked an Eric Garner joke

[@zer0_d0wn45]

norman said kitty porn so many times this episode that i actually felt it move for the first time in a decade... meanwhile my cats wont come near me.

[@zer0_d0wn45]

whoever likes this comment is a pedo or a cat rapist... either way keep an eye on em.

[@Crozzer86]

So sad watching this now knowing that poor Bob wouldn't be too long gone after Norm

[@leighroberts7209]

cinnamon life cereal *chef's kiss*

[@audollarsign]

“I was black the whole time” LMAO

[@vsb1971]

Love Mike Yard! Wish there was more of his material on You Tube.

[@daltonlunn1653]

The "i'm tired" bit reminds me of a bit from Joe List's special

[@justinroth2938]

My Lucky Stabbin Hat...HAHAHAHA!!!

[@sherm_stick]

Mark is evolving all the time

[@djlansing2724]

57:42 *Tom Segura Bidet recommendation* A year ago on H3 podcast Tom Segura recommended the Toto e350 Washlet. *I GOT 1 FOR MY HOUSE AND IT'S AMAZING!!!!!* They retail for around $1,000. Toto is the name brand to look into according to Tom. Only a few of the Toto models have the continuous hot water feature but trust me get it...it is worth it. The models with a hot water tank (as opposed to the continuous hot water on-demand feature) are cheaper cuz they only have a limited amount of hot water to spray before it goes cold. Mark you don't have to be a millionaire to afford a Toto washlet. Do it!! Get 1!!! Ur hemmoroided popcorn bum will thank you

[@charliedillon1400]

I'm sure Mark pisses away $1k a week on daily NYC takeout food, bar tabs, and Ubers. Factor in a missed flight or two and a lost phone and he's got two bidets.

[@derivedcunt1814]

52:43 there understanding of each other😅🤣

[@et0363]

Mark’s on fire

[@budruski]

POPS,CAPN CRUNCH, Plain CHEERIOS.

[@floydawaight49]

COMEDY HUMOR. Good one.

[@jumbolumps666]

Huge improvement on the audio quality. We appreciate it 🙇

[@Yesno982004]

Big Like for the Reese's Puffs!

[@descarpelli]

"Nut'n Honey" is the cereal commercial line Mark was thinking of probably.

[@samuelcarmack6291]

Sam’s eyebrows are so big if you hold your phone away from your face it looks like he's wearing shades

[@IlRovina]

Ok, let's go straight to the important part of this hour long podcast. From Italy, let's clarify this important misconception: YOU WIPE with toilet paper, THEN you use the bidet, and you wash yourself with soap and water in the same way you wash any other part of your body. Then you dry with a little towel purposefully positioned nearby the bidet. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.

[@StatusQuonald]

Why would you wipe first? The water gets it all

[@IlRovina]

@@StatusQuonald You monster. (Joking aside, the bidet is basically a sink, you can't use it like a toilet: large residue has to be removed before that.)

[@StatusQuonald]

@@IlRovina Well, that explains it. I only used the kind that you attach to your toilet. Like a small shower head. I'm not pooping into sinks xD

[@AdrianHertz]

55:53 I'm with you Mark that toilet roll is a life saver sometimes fuck hilton

[@WojySmokes]

Top 5: cinn toast crunch, apple jacks, fruity pebbles, frosted flakes, capn crunch berries

[@Mixedserpintine]

Damn Sam on the pain meds, hope your okay man

[@ianogea1284]

“It’s good grandpa food”

[@matguerra333]

I'm still drinking bourbon. 0600 hours. who cares? We're all dead.

[@mattplunkett981]

Get a $50 bidet, don't need heat. They are awesome and you'll never go back!

[@iiizzydon9224]

Reese's is the best cereal for sure good taste Marky mark

[@BookerT69]

Corn Pops and Lucky Charms are awesome Sam’s weakazz would like Raisn Brand