Ep 74: Tequila Soda and Popcorn

We got the munchies on this episode of We Might Be Drunk Podcast.
Sorry to all of you who hate eating.
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[@josephm4509]

This pod is perfect for feeling like you're not getting drunk alone

[@epicbattlekill]

Yup....been drinkin,...now i feel like i'm havin a podcast with Sam and Mark LOL

[@rsoldscape]

i too, am lonely

[@durplehaze6484]

But...

[@epicbattlekill]

@@rsoldscape I'm here too!!!! les drink together

[@pimpokionose3509]

I can't believe that never crossed my mind. "As an Alcoholic Black Man".... this is a great idea

[@andrewtruex]

We love a solo pod with the two best hosts

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Yea this show doesn't need guests to be good or funny lol

[@biancadistefano7612]

Love a solo

[@INORBET]

Gotta love them no guest , just the boyz 😂😂👍🏼👍🏼

[@pocketgrim4942]

Analysis of human behavior, getting screwed in the business, gambling, damn good comedy, introspection on why one drinks, Dangerfield impression, all in the first 20 minutes. Best comedian podcast by far

[@geoff9905]

I would be drunk, but I never got my WMBD glass that I ordered. I hear the intern who handles shipping got drugged by Ari Shaffir

[@corydystopia]

I just realized how much Salacuse contributes and adds to the pod. He keeps things on track.

[@unclenoob3062]

He's just like Young Jamie... except he's not young, not named Jamie and not skilled with google.

[@quickdrawcowboy]

No

[@maxsilbert]

Hard disagree

[@chinor3999]

Just paused Lex Fridman's nerdy ass podcast for this haha

[@a.m.scape_5133]

💀

[@vibintbh4793]

i stg you guys upload at the most perfect times, it’s kinda random but you always get it spot on w my schedule, cheers boys

[@jesseunknown3523]

I stg it took me 5 minutes to understand what you were saying.

[@user-sl8pq2qq8t]

Sunday..

[@admirallightningbolt]

Found the main character

[@bstone-jk9tc]

Honestly they almost post when I'm scrolling after I've watched all the pods for the week

[@Protectobot]

Tbh stg confused me. Someone likes abbrevs (why is that word so long to describe something so short?!) 😝

[@WickedSpade]

SAW BOTH OF YOU AT THE GREEK THEATER ON CINCO DE MAYO! Dream fulfilled! Tbh...I love Bert but I think you two were funnier. I laughed way harder at you two. Bert was still good but yeah. Now I'm rambling. Love ya Queefs!!

[@michaelbenson9518]

Nice to hear Mark talk after his ordeal on Two Bears with Bart Crystals.

[@troythompson2]

Lmao

[@MutualOutlook]

I literally need to stop waiting till like 2am here in England to watch the pod because my Monday mornings are me just zombied because I can’t go to sleep on Sundays without watching you two. 🙃

[@louisetiennecomedy]

As a comedian new to stand up I really appreciate this podcast. So many gems, recs to take on board and the workshopping of the jokes is great for me.

[@ross2709]

I want an episode where they go long (edit: multiple hours long) just them two. Whats that dynamic like? Also drink a lot.

[@EchelonNL]

Maybe a long livestream with Q&A... They can get blackout drunk for a charity or some shit.

[@goud2488]

You want paid access. Dance bois, dance!

[@shizzl0rable]

I love comedy … you guys are the closest to the zeitgeist, the way you talked about those tropes you guys witnessed it from the start. It’s none of that pretentious shit either and it’s giving me peace. And the laughs are a given with you guys!

[@kanifalam7835]

"Being around people sober is hard" is the understatement of the year

[@lostsoul2184]

You guys eating snacks is just the best

[@TheCrawf28X15]

Random thought? Have you guys ever thought about making a short cut together of all your recs or maybe do your top 15 once every couple months? I feel like a ton of people would love that!! Myself included🤘🏻

[@adamgardener8624]

My rec is you blow me, Queef.

[@toallthecrowdedrooms283]

Randomly watched both of your specials on paramount plus back to back. I had no idea you guys were homies. Then I stumbled upon your Simon Rex episode and was stoked to see you guys have a pod together. I have some binging to do! Keep up the good work guys! Love your comedy!

[@gw669]

Great episode, I love hearing you guys talk comedy, & the working out jokes is cool too - definitely becoming one of my favourites

[@delasse3178]

Norm's entire presence, particularly in his later years represented the average man unknowing of the politics of the outside world. that in itself was his form of self deprication. forget where i saw it but years ago some one said "Norm is finally the old man he's been playing for his entire career"

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@trendybistro]

The metaverse is literally just Playstation Home, and they shut that down within 7 years. It was a lot of fun though, but I'm not spending 60 million to put an ape painting in my virtual apartment.

[@matthewsapien8985]

Night with the boys! Love you guys! Great podcast best conversations!

[@brewofqi]

I was a wreck in social situations before drugs. But if I do too much drugs over the years, cause that's what it takes for me to be functional, then I'm supposed to go sober when I've gone too far? I can't function! Ha! Sober life is fucked... I tried it without rehab, without a court order, just to do it. Boy does sobriety suck... Some of us, less than 15%, need to be a bit fucked up to make it day to day. I'm one of 'em. I've made it this far too. Mostly 26yrs on alcohol & weed; not doing great, but making it alright. CHEERS!!

[@lfish7792]

“I prefer the blowfish” absolute gold haha

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Mark i'm sure you've seen this but this is a Seinfeld quote. " I'll tell you one of the great activities is skateboarding. To learn to do a skateboard trick, how many times you've got to get something wrong until you get it right. And you hurt yourself. And you learn to do that trick, now you've got a life lesson" and the same goes for comedy. Lots of similarities!!

[@jasonmeador7861]

My favorite new podcast! The best jokes on KZbin!!!!

[@alexfitzpatrick9482]

Just finished a double working Mother's Day, so I am ready for a drink. Perfect way to unwind right here.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Perfect!

[@Marccccccccccccc]

Love the episode! Keep drinking 🙌

[@HughJASS88]

Aww jeez. I really want cheese popcorn I been staring at that bag for an hour now. SMDH

[@KevinC1990]

Drunk again. Gonna be another great ep!

[@leftomatic1]

Quickly becoming my favorite podcast

[@MikeP2055]

Ohhh yeah, baby! For once I haven't run out of my Friday-and-Saturday-sippin'-supply and still have a small stash of suds for Sunday. Gonna pop up some corn and relax.

[@hankthecowgirl]

No kidding - when you said "popcorn popcorn popcorn" literally saw popcorn ad within 3 seconds.

[@kristiandepue5374]

Indy! Hoosier fan from Indiana here. *I live in Colorado now. Love you all: Mark, Sam, Salacuse (and Joe List too!) Considering comedy podcasts, 'We Might Be Drunk' and 'Tuesdays with Stories' are the two I listen to weekly. Also, I LOVE Norm Macdonald. Thanks for the laughs, sincerely!

[@robertgowdey]

Dude I love these podcasts so much

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thanks man!

[@justinroth2938]

You don't write that Children's Hospital check like "WOOOO BAY-BEE!"...hahaha!!!

[@gonzo98]

Mark doing the Oh No song 🤣

[@MutualOutlook]

I love when you guys have guests and yous have been getting such great guests lately but before yous dropped this, I did want a pod with just you guys. So was glad to see it was just the 2 of you this week. Again, the guests are great but it’s good to have the two OGs once in a while.

[@briannalisi3059]

I usually listen to this On my Monday morning drive home from midnight shift! Early tonight!

[@edencantu6599]

Sober folk here watching ! Good to have just the boys again.

[@michaelmartinez9417]

How Sam gets silent and just laughs through Mark’s women jokes is hilarious. He’s like “there you go again almost canceling our podcast”

[@theojarome6108]

👉 FOR MORE JOE LIST: Watch Joe's new special, This Year's Material! kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zn6yeHVmo6d7psk Catch Joe on the road in Raleigh this weekend! www.comedianjoelist.com/ Instagram: instagram.com/joelistcomedy/ Subscribe & watch @Tuesdays with Stories!

[@deadstellarengine]

they should do a "fish out of water" video where Sam tried to navigate somewhere else but New York.

[@rileymurphy559]

I look forward to listening to you dudes every Sunday after I get off work! Thanks so much. Also, "kill it, who gives a shit" is the funniest thing I've heard all week on this abortion business. Sam you're the best man

[@noahmanley1918]

Also I'll take Tony Hawk as the GOAT of all athletes. Constant Professional, No vices & 1 of the nicest guys while having a 140+ IQ🤯

[@puffdaddy69]

His new documentary is legendary

[@epicbattlekill]

OMG Thank GOD!!! ///Bout to lose my mind on nuthin to watch. Thanks for the upload!!!!

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

Few obnoxious ones to add… -"Don't @ me, don't quote me" -"Sorry, not sorry" -"You won the internet" -"I'll see myself out" -"I'm a simple man, I see ---------, I --------" - "Is my spirit animal" -"breaking news" when someone says something everyone knows -"goals" -"mood" < I fucking hate this one -"-----is a vibe" "------is life" -"-----is everything" ="Because -------" Chappelle gets tackled, "Because comedy" - Don't forget the even douchier "let's table that"......" we'll put a pin in it" 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@anthonyberber5595]

Mark trying to dab is my favorite

[@Diceman100]

First time in New York sitting in a bar listening to the best drinkers cheers 🍻

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

They took his phone and kidneys.

[@TalkingThrones]

Love the show, fellas.

[@drumer2812]

Always a surprise to see you in a non GOT related video. Glad to see you enjoying something other than Thrones, but also can't wait for your next vid. You've kept me entertained since thrones ended and I'm excited to hear your thoughts come August!

[@tomsansonetti2482]

Reno ain't all bad. Your guys bad experiences sound like Downtown reno near the casinos. Which is where the druggies and crazies roam. And elder gambling addicts i guess haha. Rest of reno is pretty chill✌️ love the pod

[@arkitekbeatzify]

Mark Normand for President 💯🤣🤣🤣

[@MeettheCreatives]

This week I’ll be sober 2 years. It’s definitely been a struggle getting used to socializing without booze but the “secret” is you just have to learn to create boundaries and say no to things you don’t actually want to go to…and always bring your own car so you can leave whenever. Which is a lot easier cuz you’re sober lmao

[@jerrywalker143]

Listen all day at work lately... It's like getting off and actually having a social life.

[@lucasterry7453]

"sounds good baby dragon, like whats that other one...?" "Whitefish?" "no dragonfruit"

[@nagilum]

Cheddar popcorn I could eat for days.

[@hiki2853]

If I ran the world, the "oh nooo, oh nooo, oh no no no no" song would be first against the wall. My wife is constantly scrolling those damn things it's the worst!

[@abelardoramirez8760]

great podcast, new subscriber, 🍻 cheers

[@BigElectricCat]

I love eating so much that during the first 10 minutes of the pod I ate a bowl of spaghetti with chef Boyardee meatballs, pulled fried chicken and feta cheese.

[@mr.Swartz]

Now Go do some push-ups beefcake

[@JoshuaMehojevich]

End song is great

[@tennisbum7527]

Love the gambling return in NYC talk. The question is can they go more downmarket than OTB used to be and will people have to go there again to find the super of their building.

[@nigheist003]

Tony Hawk doc on HBO is great. Great 80s 90s music all over it.

[@WilsonVidz]

Love a solo pod!

[@SparkySINN]

57:12 MARK: " it's HIS THING....like "GIT ER DONE" " Forgets his own catchphrases COMEDY !!!!

[@NickDiazofNauts]

MARK DABS IN THIS EPISODE AND ITS THE BEST!

[@glassjar7814]

Shoutout to Mark for wearing two different socks. Been doing it for a decade and couldn’t be happier!

[@Alex_Penjamin]

2:04 lmaoo idk why I love this little interaction I love pb chocolate Not my fav Ohalright 😂😂😂

[@Caulk2meBB]

Keep posting clips on reels brought me to this pod!

[@dangitsalec]

Talking about the McConaissance! Started with The Lincoln Lawyer.

[@Phantomsniper88]

Y’all need a Grammy

[@mintyfreshfilms]

Best podcast that currently exists.

[@patsh321]

Watching Norm's Millionaire appearance...he was going to answer the million dollar question, but Regis talked him out of it!

[@accidentalmadness1708]

This casino talk is making me wanna go hit the roulette table.

[@Absynthiumn]

Love the new quick theme song

[@geneinpennsylvania]

Sam…being around people sober…that ain’t easy …. 100% bud Lov you guys PEACE

[@alecbaldwin9671]

My favorite podcast ! Yeeeeehooooo

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

We're really doin it!

[@danielseliger1123]

Glad to have just a regular old episode with no guests this week Cheers Lads!! 🍻🌳💨🍸

[@dankyard4417]

I made eye contact with Mark at The Stand last week. I was absolutely blasted on edibles. Please tell me you remember seeing me Mark!!

[@LuckyLuch1]

He told me he doesn't

[@michaelbenson9518]

No one makes eye contact with Normand. Unless you happen to rescue bicycles for white N.O. kids..

[@michelebergman4336]

The TILTED KILT ☘️ lol

[@alexuncommon314]

Damnit, I want popcorn now

[@Nickydeee]

Seen pearl jam in Indianapolis when I was stationed in knox even the concert venue sucked and it was constant wind

[@zachryan7820]

Can't wait to see Mark at the addison improv

[@treylyde999]

Me too dude wazzup

[@drawingwithjaxon2063]

Just saw Mark in Denver!! Man i recommended everyone see him if he’s close…I flew from Omaha just for the show….and luckily I got to meet him and snag a few picks

[@puzzymonsta69]

Great pod

[@rawpower12xu]

11:55 Louie Anderson also has some really good gambling stories..

[@janedoeseph]

That’s Brendan 🤣 hates himself but doesn’t know it yet.. and he definitely should 😂

[@anxiousandy4606]

Down right queeftastic

[@SOLRAY1123]

Hey guys, this podcast is so good and it’s the first time I saw you guys bringing up a “bit” and you talk it through. That’ll be cool. Trying to talk out a bit. That’s something you don’t see BTS. Even if they won’t be in your act but shit man this is a REALLY good UNIQUE idea. Really this is good shit. And it can help future comics. I look up all the time script writing of filmmaking and you don’t get that off comedy podcast. Honestly guys if you end the podcast with this, that’ll be so fucken good.

[@boxgrafik]

I'm Irish (European) and I love the smell of popcorn? Reminds me of the cinema. Wish we had as many flavour options as the US though...

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Same in England. It is good. I think maybe Mark met some mainland European person who probably doesnt even like popcorn. I know in France corn was mainly for animals, until Jolly Green Giant brand launched there and it took a while to be popular.

[@nickyboy10]

Found myself watching this before most other comedy pods nowadays

[@chaplink]

love the matching outfits......

[@MaxBeamer]

first youtube vid ive seen where they say DONT comment 👀😂

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thanks for not following instructions. We love comments.

[@jerrilehane7815]

Please do a Dave Attell doc b4 he pulls a Gilbert !

[@NickDiazofNauts]

“I HAVE 2 KETTLEBELLS IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAAAAR” - Brody Stevens RIP

[@RantingSpidermanTV]

That "scumbag who books the Tropicana at AC and owes people money" wouldn't happen to be Matt Bridgestone would it? lmfao

[@lany9199]

I missed mark at New York comedy club, I left early because of Matt Rubys’ human fecal matter of a set. This cheered me up.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Sorry you missed him, stop by Village Underground every Tuesday for Hot Soup.

[@lany9199]

I’ll be there!

[@jeffmccloud905]

loved the Brody Stevens mention

[@fatguyonthc]

Loved McConaughey in A Time to Kill and The Lincoln Lawyer and I also have the unpopular opinion that Sahara was pretty good 😂

[@lencantu]

when they post a picture or meme. and caption it : THIS!!!

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Corn was mainly animal food in France, Germany and other countries until Jolly Green Giant in cans, still took while to change perception. after We like popcorn in England. 🇬🇧👍 Until after WW2 rice was only mainly used in puddings!

[@delasse3178]

I remember back when people thought Sci-Fi was weird and I thought it was relevant to our modern world, and now Sci-Fi is popular but it's also our modern world