Finally! My first POTC video. It's about time. I think it was one of the main reasons why I got myself a channel. I mean, look at my name. ...I will put a much better description on here later.
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@151apollo9 жыл бұрын
In all fairness, he was hopelessly outclassed in ALL of those scenarios.
@owenpo14179 жыл бұрын
+Corey C I don't know, that fight with Barbossa was rather even.
@Bucketheadhead7 жыл бұрын
As was Captain Jack if you care to remember.
@LongNguyen-pv9sm6 жыл бұрын
nah, Barbossa was immortal as the time Jack did come back with being an immortal himself tho
@OblivonLaxer2 жыл бұрын
You may kill him but you may never insult him, who is he? He’s captain Jack sparrow
@korliyon22832 жыл бұрын
'Outclassed'. I like that word. It makes me feel smart. Have an upvote.
@totmgsrockxd99004 жыл бұрын
"WE MUST FIGHT... to run away." Never gets old.
@eduardomagana38582 жыл бұрын
@@raikafajar5506 AYE
@bafrazier33352 жыл бұрын
Aye
@devilpupbear092 жыл бұрын
AYE!!
@theunknowncommenter725 Жыл бұрын
AYE!!!
@crazyman84726 ай бұрын
That oldest and noblest of pirate traditions… 😜
@HorrorFigure11 жыл бұрын
I think Jack can be forgiven running away from the cannibals. There were about two hundred and they were all armed.
@TricksterPoi2 жыл бұрын
If I were in Jack's position, I would run away like hell.
@twinkthatloveslotrtrilogy76762 жыл бұрын
Even baddass like Indiana Jones runned from natives
@status84772 жыл бұрын
un unarmed cannibal is what frightens me
@davidgapuzan8482 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, they wanted to eat him
@ApetureTestSubject2 жыл бұрын
Knowing how, and when, to run away is an important skill. You very rarely hear legends about the ones who stayed behind.
@educatedfool51212 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? There are like a hundred famous last stands in history! in fact, it's pretty much a staple in heroic legends for some badass to stay behind and hold the line buying others the time to flee.
@ExHyperion2 жыл бұрын
@@educatedfool5121 most of the famous last stand stories in history occur when the person or people in last stand literally cannot go anywhere else. Take Dunkirk for example, it's treated as a last stand scenario where the British successfully retreated to fight another day. What ISN'T told, is the brave rear guard actions of the french divisions that stayed behind to slow down the german armored column so that the brits had a chance of retreating. That's what the OP is talking about, the people who choose to stay when retreat is still an option are mostly forgotten.
@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler2 жыл бұрын
300, the Triarii at Lake Trebia, Alamo, Saragarhi, for example.
@asavelakuse6865Ай бұрын
@@Ayy_Doll_FiddlerThe Triarri did not do themselves a favour especially after Lake Tresmine
@tsubaki41069 жыл бұрын
He always ends up picking fights he can't possibly win. THAT'S why he runs away.
@daniel_nightfall7 жыл бұрын
tsubaki410 i agree!
@daniel_nightfall7 жыл бұрын
Chelline R. You are right!!!!!☠️ #PirateForEver #CaptainJackSparrow
@thekeeperofpromise7 жыл бұрын
what about Isla Cruces? Him v Norrington and Will?
@daniel_nightfall7 жыл бұрын
thekeeperofpromise you are right!!
@thehound90086 жыл бұрын
He was equal to Barbossa, clearly better than Davy (if it wasn't for his "immortality"
@maverickean11 жыл бұрын
"You've always run away from a fight" "Have not!" Sword fight: AHHHHHHHHHH (running away) BRILLIANT EDITING
@logeyperogi18052 жыл бұрын
“You’ve always run away from a fight!” Um, Barbossa, please remind the court of who killed you?
@1992balto Жыл бұрын
But he has good case jack always runs away from every fight I can name them
@OneWingedRose12 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say the ONLY reason, but he's definitely about 60% of the series' awesomeness.
@onelesslooseend12733 жыл бұрын
What are the 40%
@agentcooper1943 жыл бұрын
20% is the action and the other 20% is the comedy.
@rizkyadiyanto79222 жыл бұрын
@@onelesslooseend1273 barbossa, davy jones, pintel and rigeti, mister gibbs
@simonnachreiner83802 жыл бұрын
Accurate most pirate crews used hit an run tactics to hit merchant vessels before navy fleets & armada’s would show up. There’s a reason why pirates feared the Man o’ War and it ain’t jelly fish
@Motleydoll1232 жыл бұрын
yeah. when your ships is small, lightly armed and built to be quick, you don't go fighting Full on WARSHIPS WITH more guns and protection than you can handle. if you could fight the navy, it was because you had a large fleet of your own with similar caliber ships in its ranks. what really killed the majority of piracy was innovations like steam engines and better warships that could easily outrun Sailing ships and overpower pirate vessels with stronger military grade artillery. and also because back then, empires could invest time and money into stomping piracy out with extreme efficiency.
@theirishviking927810 ай бұрын
there's probably what 4 total pirates who owned ships that even had a chance at winning a fight against a man o war and even then there still out gunned
@alexandrebourgoin46436 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is that in the Isla de Muerta fight, he was effectively immortal at that point due to having palmed one of the cursed coins earlier. He wouldn't have needed to run away in the first place since he couldn't die.
@maxh199912 жыл бұрын
I'd rather prefer to avoid testing my own immortality if I could if I was in his shoes.
@Kaipyro67ALT2 жыл бұрын
Just because you KNOW you can't be killed doesn't mean you should test it every chance you get.
@holyforce70652 жыл бұрын
It's probably still hurt
@killer921732 жыл бұрын
Unless he was... stalling time for Will?
@toastedjawa36202 жыл бұрын
@@killer92173 and, you know, "waiting for the opportune moment" to reveal that information
@eduardomagana38582 жыл бұрын
In his defense, fighting and running away is part of survival. He wouldn’t have lasted this long if he didn’t run away from fights every once in a while.
@HippyAngel00111 жыл бұрын
Jack- "I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are comin out o me mouth.." Makes me laugh EVERY time! XD
@slimj0912 жыл бұрын
Jack Sparrow doesn't run away. He attacks in the opposite direction.
@DeathDragon50002 жыл бұрын
You right
@theunknowncommenter725 Жыл бұрын
There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.
@crusadernikolai19968 жыл бұрын
*before seeing my opponents level* "Come on then, have at thee!" *after* "..." *runs
@RobotsGreatWar28 жыл бұрын
Running into a WT E-100 with your AMX 13 90... Run away! Run away! #MontyPythonSparrow
jack is amazing, he fought off barbossa while he was cursed, dived headfirst into the mouth of the kraken, and fought off davy jones on a rocky ship in the middle of a maelstrom with a one hand handicap
@Dee-ud6nn4 жыл бұрын
Captain Jack is smart he knows when to fight when to run away that’s why he always survive Edit: I love him so much
@UMBChannel20192 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need plot armor instead he made his own plot armor cheap and free
@finwitchsims544210 жыл бұрын
Well he doesn't ALWAYS run away, you know -- like from the Kraken. And eh-- not many places to run to when you're at sea is there?
@zellrang9 жыл бұрын
but he did try to run away at that time... :p
@daniel_nightfall7 жыл бұрын
Finwitch Sims true
@yugimotou69107 жыл бұрын
Finwitch Sims Yeah only cuz Elizabeth handcuffed him to the post after tricking him by making out with him.
@MrRolyat987 жыл бұрын
Still. He drew his sword and attacked. And incidentally he held his own in the fight with Barbossa. He knew he just had to hang in there until Will broke the curse.
@jacksonbeardsley25484 жыл бұрын
0:19 in his defense: HOW ON EARTH COULD HE FIGHT THAT MANY WITHOUT A SWORD OR A PISTOL, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE?!?!?!?!
@trielt13 жыл бұрын
To your question I raise another question: _How on Earth _*_could_*_ he fight that many even with a sword and a pistol?!_
@enannoter2 жыл бұрын
>Barbosa was immortal >entire village of canibals >david jones anothet immortal You can see why he runs all the time
@brady16922 жыл бұрын
The way he runs from Barbosa is absolutely hysterical 😂
@straydoggio4 жыл бұрын
"He who knows when to run away, lives to run away another day." That was Captain Jack Sparrow in some old computer game I played recently.
@CaptainSuzySparrow4 жыл бұрын
Which computer game?
@straydoggio4 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainSuzySparrow Just went downstairs to check for you! 'Pirates of the Caribbean; At World's End.' When he said that it made me laugh. I recently bought a Wii Console, for girl about to turn 4 years old, and it came with a few games including that one. Never played Wii before but I couldn't resist playing that Pirates game. BTW; the games she will be playing are Dora The Explorer and Peppa Pig.
@SuperUniverse4 жыл бұрын
If you look closely . Jack fights if he knows there is a chance of winning.
@lebiram343210 жыл бұрын
Lol...of course, Captain, you NEVER run away. You just embrace tradition *snort* Fight to run away indeed...
@JaM2005007 жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite video xD Brilliant editing! Jack may not be the best swordsman but he is the master of improvisation!
@HeartYgo7 жыл бұрын
he is really good at sword fighting
@adsfornothing31463 жыл бұрын
@@HeartYgo he is better than the average, but the worst sword fighter in the entire PotC franchise
@masonwright77002 жыл бұрын
@@adsfornothing3146 not in the franchise. He's better than Elizabeth
@adsfornothing31462 жыл бұрын
@@masonwright7700 you got a point there
@mastertochi1016 жыл бұрын
Some may say he's a coward, I say he's a survivalist...
@mastertochi1014 жыл бұрын
@Wolfreign Valenford Right and he's possibly the worst pirate you've ever heard of.
@mastertochi1014 жыл бұрын
@Wolfreign Valenford Hahaha
@bafrazier33352 жыл бұрын
@@mastertochi101 but we all know that you have indeed heard of him
@skittleswolf24985 жыл бұрын
it seems whenever there is some sort of danger in potc jack always finds some way out of the situation for example DOING A RUNNER ,but in all honesty he did always pick fights with those that certainly outnumbered him (LONG LIVE POTC) 2019
@lazaraki_kenpachi11697 жыл бұрын
Joseph joestar would be proud
@Morgru6 жыл бұрын
Lazaraki_Kenpachi #11 Hmmm..both Jack's family and the Joestars are of English origin...They must be distantly related lol
@dereklednicky85903 жыл бұрын
He wasn't running away, he was using the Joestar Secret Technique.
@BoltonROFL12 жыл бұрын
Well, the first one was against an immortal man, while the second was against a large(hungry) group of natives. so he really had no reason to stay and fight...
@soldier1stclass6404 жыл бұрын
Immortal,200+ canabils,another immortal
@lynchn95623 жыл бұрын
Jack was also immortal
2 жыл бұрын
@@lynchn9562 he didnt know it
@oiaeu24382 жыл бұрын
@ Yes he knew it
@toastedjawa36202 жыл бұрын
@@oiaeu2438 "Waiting for the opportune moment"/stalling for Will. There are more reasons to retreat than just survival.
@kedrickmetzger70502 жыл бұрын
Idk if it’s sad or not that I can recite this perfectly along with the movie. I loved the first 3 films. They were amazing the next 2 felt like they were missing something
@likinitlikinit12 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS! Jack Sparrow is without a doubt the best character ever! xD ♥
@KamadreJohnson2 жыл бұрын
What's always funny is if you've read the books Jack is a great swordsman.
@TricksterPoi2 жыл бұрын
More like competent swordsman. It is his marksmanship that was his greatest skill though.
@masonwright77002 жыл бұрын
@@TricksterPoi he is a great swordsman
@digifreak9011 жыл бұрын
Well, running from the pelegosto was probably the best option, seeing as it was about 1 against 100(at least) all of which wanted to eat him
@francisabellana4452 жыл бұрын
You forgot when Jack left them behind when the Black Pearl was getting eaten by the Kracken though he came back
@IAmTheAce59 жыл бұрын
[groans] I'll bet the knights from Monty Python's Holy Grail are going "C'mon! Grow a spine, will ya?"
@stephenmckee32357 жыл бұрын
After running away from a wee bunny rabbit?
@killer921732 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if you were being chased by a cannibal tribe, you would run like hell too!!
@leorad12 жыл бұрын
Thats why we love captain Jack
@mariic29 жыл бұрын
Smile! You're on TV Tropes!
@The_Story_Of_Us2 жыл бұрын
Me psyching myself up to be productive: “We must do homework, to not do any homework.”
@aspieangel19882 жыл бұрын
Hufflepuff: We must fight to run away Gryyffindor: You’ve always run away from a fight! Argument ensures while Slytherin stands there laughing 😂 Lol sorry Harry Potter fan here so I had to 🤣
@zoenicholls232510 жыл бұрын
Ture I love the way you have pot it showing all the fights with him running away its like that add fight and run away!
@Pirdeli12 жыл бұрын
omg i'll just never get tired of Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp & potc :D
@louailegolas73388 жыл бұрын
We Must Fight to Run Away
@Myfavoritecuties2 жыл бұрын
“We must fight.. to run away.” “Well, now that you have err mentioned it, know this. We fight against evil and darkness who slaughters one by one just for fun in order to have freedom, and then we run away for freedom. So what’d ye all say? Aye or Nay?”
@cubicgoldfish7 жыл бұрын
We must fight to run away 😂
@arcanicsonata6 жыл бұрын
LOL. You were like: "Uh, yes Jack you have been running away. Remember the time at the: Isla de Muerta Sword fight, the Pelegosto Island, the Flying Dutchman Chase, and the Battle of the Maelstrom?"
@CaptainSuzySparrow13 жыл бұрын
@TPDManiacXC626 It wasn't until you commented that I realized that Bill Nighy is the actor behind Davy Jones AND Rattlesnake Jake, just like Johnny Depp with Captain Jack Sparrow and Rango.
@hmk5123 Жыл бұрын
He ran away from the kraken too while everyone else fought.
@Tony-1122 жыл бұрын
The sprinkle of comedy on this movie was perfect.
@shadowfox6622 жыл бұрын
It's not running away. It's a tactical reposition
@lauraoakenshield88548 жыл бұрын
This is so true, holy hell, I love that guy ♥
@Janadian11 жыл бұрын
Even though I am a pirate FREAK and i've seen all these clips God knows how many times, the way to arragened it made me laugh xD
@XDanique200012 жыл бұрын
Hahaha omg Jack is funny :D
@otakula9212 жыл бұрын
Best way to survive
@rottenroads19825 ай бұрын
The Kipu-Men race, when cornered, and unable to avoid Conflict, they take these Famous words of Jack Sparrow, and put them into action.
@ryantolson2 жыл бұрын
If one has a plan, it is merely a tactical retreat. - Sun Tzu....probably...
@jomarvisperas26952 жыл бұрын
Boss level fight begins: Joseph and jack Sparrow : (nigurandayoooo!)
@Fandom_Man2 жыл бұрын
You know what would have been really funny. If one of them said Barbosa: Well than why do you always do that run every time I see you Jack: What run Barbosa: You know the one we’re you take your entire back down and your legs forward like you just seen your worst nightmare Jack: Huh Barbosa: Please someone demonstrate
@niceguyofgames94906 ай бұрын
To be fair, he has a point. They are the best pirates, yes. But they are also pirates. Making do with what they have and all but jerry-rigging the rest. And they are going up against a well funded trade company with the best weapons money can buy. It makes perfect sense to take a hit-and-run strategy
@lesleyfrolloandhooklover66152 жыл бұрын
Hector Barbossa is right about Jack Sparrow running away from fights involving him.
@alvingrimes70532 жыл бұрын
Jack aint no joke in a scrap...
@sannimcable3 жыл бұрын
Some one must ensure the world keeps turning
@UnknownUnitW102 жыл бұрын
Everyone talks about Sigma, Alpha, and Beta males. I'd rather be a pirate anyday. Take what you can, give nothing back!
@sonomni7 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair he either didn't have a weapon or was outnumbered
@mossgeorge20012 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the bloopers, you do when and they give a list. Jack is like agree to disagree.
@JoeyVSupreme2 жыл бұрын
Jack is the perfect anti-hero for the trilogy.
@falsoescorpion28662 жыл бұрын
Jack is very Brave but unfortunately he is not powerful enough to fight every rival
@Bulvej1311 жыл бұрын
Wonder if Barbossa would have fought that army at 0:20 rather then run away like Jack
@ggwp93172 жыл бұрын
Well.. run away is one of the best self defense afterall
@officialkirrakinola2197 жыл бұрын
Pelegosto Island. The best out of the four "jack's run offs" in this video. LOL.
@lokasennax30977 жыл бұрын
OMG Jack is my Favorite!
@TPDManiacXC62613 жыл бұрын
Captain Jackie, Rango, I've got one thing to say about yer tactic and tradition, AYE! And RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! HA! AH HA HA! RUN! RUN! DAVY JONES AND RATTLESANE JAKE ARE RIGHT BEHIND YA!
@1blahblahblog12 жыл бұрын
Oh! Thanks for helping me to understand that too.
@firedude21067 жыл бұрын
Lol to be fair jack wouldn't have won the last two fights against the tribe and the dutchman
@sannimcable3 жыл бұрын
Its like a battle of wills
@nautuhlot26748 жыл бұрын
The only part you forgot was the one when he was running from the kraken XD
@isaacambriz42782 жыл бұрын
literally what he did in real Life against Amber Turd 🤣 ran away from fighting
@TheCCCKKK12 жыл бұрын
If these movies didn't have Johnny Depp playing Sparrow and Geoffrey Rush playing Barbossa, they would suck.
@coolrank123 жыл бұрын
You've always run away from a fight!
@dereklednicky85903 жыл бұрын
Have not!
@coolrank123 жыл бұрын
@@dereklednicky8590 You have so!
@dereklednicky85902 жыл бұрын
@@coolrank12 Have not!
@coolrank122 жыл бұрын
@@dereklednicky8590 You have so!
@dereklednicky85902 жыл бұрын
@@coolrank12 Have not!
@nloAKS Жыл бұрын
How would you expect him to fight~ 1 - Without a sword. Both were immortal regardless. 2 - A tribe, and without a weapon. 3 - A immortal ship. 4 - The Captain of the immortal ship.
@anwarrazali28322 жыл бұрын
Smart move by captain jack
@kalb1575 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t retreat. He merely advances backwards.
@magnustheredxv4 жыл бұрын
*Commissar boltgun cocking*
@Crookqt7 ай бұрын
🤣 Hard to starboard 😂 0:20
@christophertadeo61202 жыл бұрын
The cuttlefish...
@socialaccounts18892 жыл бұрын
If the means get you to the right end, what does it matter?
@thekeeperofpromise7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget he was running away from Norrington on Isla Cruces. And that was against someone he could win against.
@omgitztrippy4 жыл бұрын
AYYYYYY CAPTAIN!
@marcinzysko16532 жыл бұрын
0:41 eldar latest lore in the nutshell
@CaptainSuzySparrow12 жыл бұрын
@7979jep The one with the cannon? That was more like a grand exit after an negotiation. :D
@likinitlikinit12 жыл бұрын
Haha, yeah! I just love the spyglassfight x)
@rameshverma43572 жыл бұрын
Those were just tactical retreats
@MohnJcIntyre10 жыл бұрын
ha well done! i like the editing in this
@Remington102412 жыл бұрын
Haha this is absolutely hillarious well done
@rextony2211 жыл бұрын
lol. good segment.
@thingthing2512 жыл бұрын
What?! lol i want to here Jack's whole speech which starts this vid
@viksox1312 жыл бұрын
I've used that line in arguments...
@Quadraxis12 жыл бұрын
oxymoron of the day
@lustrals12732 жыл бұрын
he didn't, well he did run away when kraken attacked but came back