We Need To Talk... - Eboys Podcast #10

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[@memeulousfidgetspinner7874]

I think George just is testing how long he can stay silent for until anyone notices

[@MOSCOWDEATH161]

he's the imposter duh

[@smolderhead3147]

That is an elite name

[@katiesewell432]

“You should get in an ice bath, George” “-yeh but that’s a bit cold init”

[@K21_KXW]

Can sell the ice bath water

[@salesm4ne]

Kai Wilson i'd buy that

[@uhhthena9679]

@@salesm4ne bro?

[@loz6176]

@@uhhthena9679 who wouldn’t 😳

[@brianellis8943]

george simultaneously stays the quietest and somehow creates the most choas

[@shiftypenguin472]

George goes for quality over quantity.

[@houwlingwoolf]

It took till 0:48 for him to speak

[@woofyou1186]

Choas moment

[@dumbo-ty4kb]

choas moment

[@WillBinge]

Choas

[@whuissarah]

George is that friend who talks in the groupchat like once a week but he'd always say sth hilarious

[@2x044]

or say 1 thing and start a huge argument

[@meganjones2510]

i find it so strange that james was talking about george answering ft and smiling - like i sometimes forget they actually know his face :)

[@sadie3789]

same

[@hawkfeathers]

Wait, he has a face? 👀

[@doitnosocks1043]

@@hawkfeathers sus

[@gooseymoosey1630]

It seems so weird to me that there's a *normal person* under that mask

[@Wh0reRacha]

I bet george is proper fit under that mask

[@jakthepro1122]

Just realized that all the eboys' outfits match their chairs and mics. Looking fly boys.

[@erazn9077]

Especially will and george, they’ve got a well good match up lol and then james looks a bit like a teacher but i mean i like it he looks good

[@jayowenj6305]

The fact that George didn’t speak for the first 3 minutes

[@nomaidens5734]

Fun fact: he did

[@tomfeltonstan6963]

i think that’s a world record

[@asuspicioustype12classfrig80]

Finally, he can shut up for once

[@hollyoldaccount8390]

He did tho

[@tomfeltonstan6963]

@@asuspicioustype12classfrig80 are you being serious rn?

[@lillygt7259]

I think Alex needs an award for getting this far in a podcast. Well done lad

[@doityourselfbombs]

I know it's ✨funny joke✨ to make fun of Alex's podcasts failing but the Camp Cast and Internet Sensation both had runs in the double digits

[@sam-ix5ve]

@@doityourselfbombs they didn’t fail he just like gave them all up

[@emofroggies1642]

I like ur username

[@georgefeest]

Will: *gets arse out* Alex: I'm hungry

[@priya.bonham.carter]

george: is silent george after 3 and a half minutes or so later: sUbScRiBe

[@lov3m1n4]

I see you everywhere-

[@letskillbunny]

all hail the king

[@priya.bonham.carter]

@@lov3m1n4 lmao really?

[@byelobo1644]

I have many questions about your profile, but none that I want to ask

[@priya.bonham.carter]

@@byelobo1644 louis tomlinson is a king. that should answer all of your questions

[@isaacmili5222]

The Harry Potter bit was the funniest joke uv ever had

[@rez1k199]

Not dominant not dominant

[@JacobSilverYT]

TIMESTAMPS! 0:00 1:09 - Intro 1:10 - 6:27 - Nutty News 6:28 - 7:25 - George's 2 topics for this podcast 7:26 - 9:26 - George's run and his legs hurt & baths 9:27 - 13:50 - George wanting a snake as a pet 13:51 - 14:32 - George tries watching some ASMR 14:33 - 17:56 - The US election 17:57 - 19:14 - Moaning Myrtle and other Harry Potter characters 19:15 - 21:11 - Male Spiders 21:12 - 25:16 - New Harry Potter Game 25:17 - 26:54 - Corpse Husband 26:55 - 28:33 - The UK KZbin scene VS UK TikTok Scene 28:34 - 29:30 - James' TikTok 29:31 - 30:51 - Tank 2 (Deji's new dog) 30:52 - 33:13 - Britain's Got Talent 33:14 - 35:00 - Love Island 35:01 - 36:13 - Among Us 36:14 - 38:45 - Among Us videos with INSANE views 38:46 - 42:36 - Eboys thinking of changing their upload schedule 42:37 - 44:59 - Chip Fat (Eboys editor) gone 45:00 - 46:02 - Where would Eboys go on holiday if they could right now? 46:03 - 47:24 - Swimming 47:25 - 50:22 - Logan Paul $200k Pokemon Box Opening & the dodgy bald guy 50:23 - 54:47 - Pokemon 54:48 - 56:19 - James had vegan Baileys 56:20 - 57:00 - Will put Camp Cast tent in the bin and found something in the bin 57:01 - 57:37 - George ordered a pizza and they put mushrooms on it 57:38 - 58:38 - Will found crutches in the bin room and hasn't cleaned them 58:39 - 59:10 - Vegan Baileys (again) 59:11 - 1:00:00 - Drinks tier list podcast episode idea 1:00:01 - 1:01:04 - Next weeks episode (Spotify Exclusive) 1:01:05 - 1:01:08 - Outro

[@Daniel-oz6qu]

Any beans talk?

[@elliem4683]

legend

[@zake9793]

Thankx man

[@charliecook6510]

Anyone looking for arse talk (lets be honest that’s why you’re all here) it’s under the snake segment 😂

[@joshchapman7620]

I need you on every video I watch

[@kingari6301]

I actually think George should get a snake. As a snake owner, they are very cool, and quite easy to take care of depending on the breed. But if he does decide to get a snake, i would NOT recommend starting with a boa, if you want a big snake i would recommend a corn snake, i right now have a corn snake and he is very cool. Also, just to clarify, corn snakes get to 6 feet, but if your going to start with a boa, be prepared to have alot of work, and your going to be stuck with it because boas are quite hard to get rid of because they are so big, also... just a heads up if you do get a boa, they can learn to open doors. Like genuinely twist the handle and push open the damn door. I personally think boas are beautiful, especially the rainbow boa, but its not a good snake to start with. So i recommend getting a smaller and easier snake to take care of, but you also have to feed them dead rats... Edit: also, George if you want a very cool snake with a rainbow scale shimmer, a Mexican black king snake is a good one, if you put them in good lighting their scales will reflect a rainbow.

[@sofip6293]

also the whole thing about not being able to handle them if you're alone bc they might accidentally kill you

[@PaperEaterNow]

That’s cool n all but. When did I ask? Jk jk very cool

[@williamchilds216]

What about a hognose? Aren't those easy to keep?

[@sofip6293]

@@williamchilds216 they're notoriously picky eaters because their natural diets is amphibians and they're fed rodents in captivity. if you're inexperienced and can't get it to eat you'll have to re-home it or else it'll starve to death

[@kingari6301]

Hognoses are one of my favorite types, but they can be very picky, so a constant diet change for it will be needed.

[@samdoesvids1339]

George was silent for 3 and a half minutes and then randomly said ‘cunt’ Lovely

[@sarahhh6167]

george: “no one good to vote for” i felt that

[@musty2468]

Is he wrong tho

[@Rose-nm6my]

@@musty2468 no hes not :/

[@WillTierney]

Honestly I just couldn’t stop laughing throughout the whole thing.

[@akinso]

How old are you? 5?

[@Ben-qp4yt]

@@akinso no sense of humour alert 🚨

[@secretsausage3218]

Feel like this is will

[@charky6683]

@@Ben-qp4yt no, he might be right

[@letskillbunny]

I mean... I'm a fan, but its just mildly amusing at times?

[@geminkart]

the Eboys are like when a teacher takes members from different friend groups and makes them do a project together.

[@milenawittermans662]

And they do surprisingly well

[@sheanator6206]

and then they somehow make a new friend group together-

[@chloebrakner9193]

Will and George: ✨ooo pretty snake✨ Alex and James: mmh yes good use of traverse. Very Intellectual 🧐

[@Midwestgothicc]

lmao

[@annkristinemdal1113]

"You're a sub Harry"

[@beepboop5491]

Corpse has multiple songs. Crazy how he was a topic in this.

[@acsokolowski]

Yeah I love his music and I got excited when they mentioned him until they immediately changed the subject lmao

[@l.l274]

Same I love his music! Also does anyone know what genre his music is? Is it classified as just alternative or is there a specific name for the genre he does?

[@user-mq8bt9iw3d]

@@l.l274 trap metal

[@T0M_X]

Yeah i don’t like much american music but egirls/catgirls ruined my life are amazing

[@DJ-vg1pr]

His music is so bad, I dont understand how anyone can enjoy that

[@chloewilliams8405]

Petition for them to do eboys come dine with my as a series each week they dine and someone house until they have all had a turn and score them on the way home each put 1 k in and winner takes 2,500 k second place 1 k third place 500 4th place they all get to tweet something off their twitter please make this happen

[@memeking6963]

no cap that's actually a sick idea, they're in a bubble for work anyway so it would be ok with covid

[@chloewilliams8405]

@@memeking6963 I think it would be so funny cause the cooking one they did was super good

[@chloe_marieoxo]

apart from alex and the jam tart.

[@chloewilliams8405]

@@chloe_marieoxo I meant good as like was good to watch it that makes Sense

[@user-hn5cz3qe5o]

I love how George assumed their fans are teenagers but I’m literally older than him :)

[@SasukeeUchiha]

most fans are teenagers

[@user-hn5cz3qe5o]

@@SasukeeUchiha i know i just find it funny how they make dirty jokes all the time but drinks ? Nah

[@camokarzi8491]

What do you mean?

[@frostyclouded]

obviously he didn't mean all their fans ffs

[@user-hn5cz3qe5o]

@@frostyclouded sure

[@bbuuttercupp]

Love James getting impressed by the word traverse, that is such a James thing to do

[@abiwright2726]

“Would you sleep with this animal?” -Alex Elmslie 2020

[@guitaristshorts]

Alexandria Cortez looks JUST like Mia.. explains why will fancied her

[@Jordan-ck6sr]

don't worry u didnt ruin Harry Potter, Jk Rowling did that herself ❤

[@julianuttall5825]

I have to say, as a 50year old nana of 1, that for a group of 20somethings you all have a good head on your shoulders and are all really great to listen to, currently my favorite podcast. I look forward to the fortnightly content as when you guys enjoy what you're doing it shows. Thanks for being true to you. (It does suck that in between you're only on spotify as I don't have it!) X

[@kiwi_kini]

You even listen to the Harry Potter parts congratulations! 🥳

[@amina5782]

That coke beach story is also the plot of the Young Offenders movie. So funny.

[@beng9360]

I was thinking that

[@Eliteerin]

Which spawned a TV show

[@kiwi468]

literally watched that yesterday and i was like tfffff

[@harveybowkett7271]

no one thought this would make double digits

[@nikitajoshi7740]

George's little "huh" after James said before you start sent me 😂😂

[@LMM576]

That’s not George, he’s not wearing the tiny shirt... .... they’re lying to us.

[@leeloo87]

It's under his hoodie-

[@Thereiamnt.]

@@leeloo87 lets hope 😿

[@thomasmacland3071]

Are u 5 fella

[@Chrryc0la]

I ruined the 666 likes your welcome 😌

[@shellysimmons8812]

Alternate title: will being the only heterosexual eboy

[@fideispears]

Bi at most 😂

[@hm9892]

He suggested that he and alex have sex while james and george have a liquor night , so i dont think so.

[@shellysimmons8812]

@@hm9892 Oop I wasn't that far when I commented

[@dottywhl5335]

I feel like I miss out if I listen to these on Spotify

[@Inazarab]

I know they want us to listen to it on Spotify but I don't have Spotify and I'd rather watch it than listen to it anyway. I don't mind waiting two or three weeks to watch it on youtube after it comes out on Spotify because I'm not going to set up a Spotify account just to listen to this.

[@slytherin1481]

But you do get to hear the non dubbed swearing on Spotify

[@frostyclouded]

honestly. if there's like a small segment i'll miss by watching on youtube i don't mind opening up spotify for a minute to hear it but i'm not listening to a whole podcast on spotify lmao

[@evie3668]

Yeah same they say listen to it on Spotify then start it with ‘look at this picture’ lmao

[@katiewaters2899]

George's single goals in this are to stay the quietest whilst simultaneously creating the most chaos, and I admire him for that.

[@teagan.rose29]

this is genuinley my favourite series, please never stop

[@TheSquirter]

Who wants to tell George the entire Caribbean is several hundred miles north of the equator

[@joshentertainment2]

That's kinda true

[@cheerldrceejay3]

I came to the comment section for this comment and this comment only

[@sophieb5037]

May I just say, the colour matching between Alex's mic and hat is very satisfying

[@christhehoff705]

Indeed 😄

[@kyatonic1]

Right hes matching everything it's very aesthetically pleasing

[@eloiselignos1168]

the harry potter section had me cry laughing holy shit

[@kingofthesnakes2396]

I used to look forward to an eboys video at the end of a school week. It kept me going through these hard times

[@ScaredyBones]

Same

[@abrahamt4946]

me too

[@charmander2159]

10 podcast episodes this is a suprise

[@JoshTW030]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@Thereiamnt.]

Idk, I dont think its the real alex..

[@queeenie]

The longest it’s ever been

[@hannahsartcorner3060]

Well yeah, obviously you need to talk, it’s a podcast ffs

[@spideylexi]

Great job you did it 👏👏👏👏

[@bethaniie_]

no, seriously, that made me laugh too hard and I'm not very pleased.

[@leegornik8656]

Lmao

[@HannaStrycharczyk]

Yes! Good joke! 👏👏👏

[@strawbbzzz8585]

😭😭😭

[@abiwright2726]

Honestly lads if weekly uploads are too much then just cut down, we’ll miss you but we’ve got the podcast and you being happy/making content you’re proud of is always priority x

[@meenamouse4397]

“rainboa “ is the most james joke i’ve heard will say

[@thesunnybee2012]

Honestly I’d rather you guys enjoy the content you’re creating and give us the content every 2 ish weeks or whatever you decide to do,absolutely loving the podcasts been watching on here and listening on Spotify 😏don’t worry if the video ideas are tough at the moment because of cor*na , we are all here for ya lads :)

[@jahammed1356]

That whole harry potter part pahahaaa i was laughinng so hard

[@EverythingDank]

where tf the next podcast at

[@mouse3651]

Just a suggestion, subtitles would really help your disabled/hard of hearing listeners :)

[@geometrycool713]

u can just turn them on

[@1874WL]

Love that they spent a solid few minutes trying and failing to move on from harry potter sex chat

[@kokomiyax]

Love how they just refer to George as if his surname is actually Memeulous

[@btgn2462]

Me wifis just come back on and I got a spam of notifications and this was the one I accidentally clicked on its ✨fate✨

[@FlamingoSundew]

Fate is bollix

[@_Scazza_]

The fact i randomly found this comment and your pfp is banana fish is also ✨ fate ✨

[@harrystone3527]

Sorry but making the Eboys podcast a spotify exclusive is absolute wank

[@Aisha-eu9hv]

its just for a day they need to get those spotify numbers up

[@jessswag949]

yea lads we knew they couldnt keep it going

[@masonfield___3116]

Its a spotify exclusive now

[@jessswag949]

@@masonfield___3116 so every episode is going to be on spotify or just the next episode?

[@masonfield___3116]

@@jessswag949 every one

[@abrahamt4946]

@@masonfield___3116 really? why

[@quantavious_quaver1234]

Why do I watch these while eating

[@No_Villain_]

I’ve never laughed at anything more in my entire life. Like, my cheeks actually hurt (face cheeks you nasty!)

[@sapphicubus250]

James' purple eyeshadow is a look

[@seodoreriddle]

he doesn't have purple eyeshadow on lmfao

[@abiwright2726]

My heart just fucking melted at George saying “can we have a baileys night James” why is that so adorable

[@sirwilliamthepickle3874]

The Harry Potter part made me laugh (and cry) so hard my sis thought i was chocking. The biggest amount of serotonin i´ve gotten all month. pls someone give me anti-depressants

[@Anne-lb6os]

8:00 I had an ice bath during quarantine because i'd ended up over exercising to pass the time, anyways I passed out from hypothermia and I'm glad my music was on shuffle because this really loud song jolted me awake so I didn't die

[@simply_james830]

no one will see this, crazy

[@HazelnutButtercup]

Do I get a reward for finding this? 😮

[@willnixon6714]

A day I I'd never thought we'd never reach 10 eboys podcasts

[@twiggitywig]

Eboys podcast/video uploads and Alex’s Twitch streams are the only things I have to look forward to in life at the moment, and that’s sad.

[@dusanstanisic7567]

It is but at least you're honest about it.

[@yaahyaah7224]

"we need to talk" as a name for a podcast is just yeah you know

[@user-dn6vc7xm3b]

I love hearing you guys talk about the future of the eboys channel and talking about content creation in general!

[@_Piers_]

I guess they either didn't make it or forgot to put "next weeks" episode up on Spotify...

[@heather7842]

I was so scared that the title means they’re over

[@lillygt7259]

3:18 George is like that one person in among us that calls a meeting but doesn’t talk until like 3 minutes later

[@VerifiedDirectioner.]

“You should get in an ice bath George” “ -yeh but that’s a bit cold innit-“

[@saskiaestee6288]

Just got an ad for the eboys podcast halfway through listening to music and i think it might be the fist time ive actually enjoyed being disturbed. Love the podcast, been listening to it since before the ad but ive got college online tomorrow so i think ill listen to the exclusive instead of my tutor

[@vanwheeze]

the last time i was this early, i still had the will to live

[@tangogacha4984]

the *Will* to live

[@tangogacha4984]

I'm sorry

[@dannys9479]

As someone from the Caribbean I would just like to state that none of the Caribbean islands are in the Southern Hemisphere. 🇹🇹 Trinidad which is the southern most island in the Caribbean , although close to the equator, is still in the northern hemisphere. Edit: Yes, the Caribbean is very hot always. Also, late in the year it gets darker the slightest bit earlier, but not nearly as much as the U.K.

[@austinheady5223]

Always looking forward to your weekly podcast always to good 👌

[@hrjng]

I watch you guys whenever I'm painting or doing my makeup!! It's always so much fun! +ENSLAVED NOODLE+ +FREE HIM+ +I'VE FREED THE NOODLE BUT AT WHAT COST+ +OH NO THE NOODLE IS NOT PAYING HIS BBC TV LICENSE+

[@doityourselfbombs]

hey just wanted y'all to know that I can literally only hear alex on spotify

[@thisisntme9103]

Alex has been replaced with a robot confirmed. There’s no way real him would’ve got this far.

[@x_odeus875]

Can we start a no chain in the comments

[@danggoobus5808]

@@x_odeus875 no

[@toqyo]

this is easily the best podcast episode of them all omg. loved it

[@Milkapopp]

I miss you lot and this podcast

[@lexiexi7494]

think this is my favorite episode yet

[@owen.roberts]

10 already? Christ, I’m wasting my life 😂 Nah really, sick podcast, and yes I do have friends 😂

[@Thereiamnt.]

Nah its good none of us have friends, no need to lie

[@gothic1424]

best podcast on the PLANET I PROMISE MAN I LOVE YOU!

[@eTurd]

*mediocre

[@FlamingoSundew]

@@eTurd yup

[@ness576]

@@eTurd let people enjoy whatev they waaant

[@DeadFam2]

Yay 10...quick question, where's the newest eboys video? And wave house? Also no, no friends

[@moniradish]

Why is Alex stroking his microphone

[@user-gx6xl7sl9x]

I- 👁👄👁

[@deepinmythots752]

He's always doing that

[@tangogacha4984]

i-

[@KESABIANSLUMPEDUP]

We all really enjoy you’re content and would rather you take your time with videos and get it how u want then just make a video every week guys

[@melatoninhours]

These man are the only things that keep me alive

[@SuperIsabelle22]

Alex and George chatting about their day like they’re not roommates

[@renghost]

They actually hit double digits? I don't think this is the real Alex

[@marono_5994]

I'm just watching these Podcasts for the Arse Talk, keep it coming boys!

[@connorblackburn4596]

Love these so much x

[@Ghost_cattz]

I saw the title and felt as if I was in trouble and felt my anxiety go 📈

[@rolal]

I’m glad this made it to episode ten- Will I don’t have friends by the way

[@micahlowhoy7645]

I was about to rewatch a podcast as soon as I got the notification 😂

[@lottiemather4141]

Been waiting all day for this :)

[@natashaO-O]

to answer wills question at the start. no i do not have a good enough social life to not be somewhat early to the eboys podcast ✌🏻

[@radiantrookie4179]

Well we all knew that the podcast wasn’t gonna last..

[@mf3608]

@ James, our election day here in the U.S., when we'd cast our in-person ballots, is November 3rd. Quite a lot of people have applied for absentee ballots so they can mail them in as opposed to visiting polls in-person, and some of our states have passed laws that allowed 'early voting' which made the date you could receive your ballot by mail or vote in-person even earlier than regularly scheduled. TLDR: The election day is November 3rd, but some people depending on their state or if they applied for an absentee ballot, will be voting by mail or in-person before that date.

[@simmo1753]

i look forward to wednesdays thanks to you guys

[@asifrahaman8529]

Does WillNE own another shirt

[@gbom1777]

42:01 well that was a lie ☹️

[@HoboMax3d]

I just saw the advert for EBOYS

[@itsFleck]

Love these lads

[@erithrone]

Jesus Christ I forgot George was even here