We Opened All The CRAZY Stuff You Sent...

the amount of time kaylee spent inside the dungeon after this video should actually be considered a crime against humanity
address to send stuff is -
Matt Meagher
PO Box 202
East Lansing, MI 48826
if you typo it or put a random name instead of mine it could end up not making it to my po box so be careful me boys :)))
thank you for watching my video you absolute stud, simply by clicking this video you have become 4x more handsome and have increased at least 2 inches in height
#mmg
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[@mitchellkrostue5182]

You should cut open the turtle and put the “Dont juul not cuul” button inside then sew it back up so it is a talking turtle. Like so he can see!!!!

[@Matt-ej7sl]

Mitchell Krostue it would be kinda hard to hear.

[@kevins.3450]

Damn i thought the exact same 😂

[@irefhjkr]

Smart

[@otismonahan5033]

Mitchell Krostue yo I had the same idea

[@vikramnaik7902]

I had the exact same idea I swear

[@highlightbranch2701]

Last time I was this early, you were still with Ashley

[@ngkbreak9232]

Highlight Branch who the hell is ashley

[@highlightbranch2701]

NGK Break hmm you’re not an og

[@gaminggods5401]

Highlight Branch lmao I remember Ashley

[@ngkbreak9232]

What video then

[@BaseSupplement]

@@ngkbreak9232 3 years ago

[@Zhogu]

Matt and Kaylee should make a vlog channel or just vlog like once or twice a week Bc I really love his stuff like this so he will see

[@tannerross1229]

The name for the penguin should be “wang the pang”

[@vincenthoogey4569]

^pang wang

[@Zach-ks8tb]

Panngy with the long wanngy

[@fwegs]

Pang’s wang*

[@christianL2007-i6f]

Or ballsack mcgee

[@therealargeray]

Tanner Ross no gust no

[@albionbodle6403]

I’m sad this relationship ended

[@ammanuelashebir376]

Albion Bodle aren’t we all

[@willheffner7797]

yea :/

[@ethancrowley5088]

Same it’s sad 4 papa meags 😭😭

[@yungsticko]

same

[@shonexsoul868]

Man has bayleigh now smh

[@MrJokerman43]

I turned “say no to premarital sex” Into a meme at work, it’s a doctor office, they are all in their 30’s, they tell the kid patients, it has become a problem

[@fcz_1896]

Jarod Perry lmaoo

[@jaysonjelly]

Nobody: Literally No one: MMG: ABUUSSEEEE PIIIIGGGGGG!!!!!!

[@RozexBang]

ABUSE PIGGGGG

[@lebryantjohnson7306]

I’m the 69th like

[@lebryantjohnson7306]

Duck someone made it 70

[@lebryantjohnson7306]

Unlike

[@braden17remington85]

The penguin should be stepbro because “waddle you doing stepbro”

[@elihamilton4881]

pigs dont waddle???

[@braden17]

you mean penguin ?

[@TungstenArm]

The penguin should be that

[@everettmcfee674]

U took my idea

[@alexkelly1342]

Penguin*

[@SameerKhan-hh2jo]

Notice how after baylee he stopped saying “ Say no to premaral se “

[@irohied1266]

😔 I thought I was the only one

[@gavintibor6816]

That is not true ✝️

[@judyneutron8923]

@@gavintibor6816 now it comes out he laid the hammer to ashely

[@tilted2407]

I’m guessing we missed the wedding ceremony for those turtles

[@andershartig9355]

Oof this comment makes me cry

[@gavmillz2066]

This comment didn’t age well

[@lestergreen3992]

And for papa and women

[@jeffreyjamesyt3958]

Of the broke up

[@ovigedavis3330]

“I can’t read all of that without sounding racist” 😂😂 I’m dying

[@myles511]

I was scroling saw ur comment then saw clip bruhhhhh

[@troster3226]

Also when he tags @Queenkate_19 on insta saying it’s kaylee but is not😂😂😂just search it up if u don’t know what it is

[@thunder0342]

the best part was that it was chinese not japanese 😂

[@tylerlobred5537]

Bruh my whole house is quiet then he just puts in eight moaning sounds and three ph intros

[@st3alyourb1tch69]

Yeah mmg is a headphone mans youtuber

[@tejaemurphy7731]

bro tell him again im right by my moms room

[@dillssj4373]

same dude

[@McRanger12]

I told my teacher to not have premarital sex and he kicked me out of class Thanks papa

[@Luffy-wo9cp]

I subscribed to you just because of your name

[@McRanger12]

Thank you Blaine, very cool

[@gcut24]

On today's episode of things that never happened

[@treysaville952]

@@McRanger12 Jesse caught that ball and you damn know it.

[@charleymorris2653]

@@treysaville952 I see, we have a salty steelers fan

[@jamisensandoval9301]

Matt: “Do they have any like my size?” Kaylee: “Like smaller?” Matt: (bass boosted) “WOW”

[@ghost3137]

Imagine living next to MMG and hear this in the middle of the day 7:02

[@TilloboysTV]

Ghost 😂

[@adenromero1474]

Frrrr

[@RozexBang]

Kaylee: calls the packers jersey cute MMG a lions fans mind: ......I Will literally throw you in the dungeon

[@johnlemus8023]

I thought minecraft pig was funny... I was let down

[@RozexBang]

@@johnlemus8023 im kinda sad today, usually I have something funny sorry

[@johnlemus8023]

@@RozexBang I'll let it slide this one time

[@xxaliaxxclick1439]

Juãn Lemus same

[@jakelambe15]

I thought it was good

[@brennandobbs9295]

14:06 the one time my mom walks in all day

[@skipperhockey9134]

6:18 just close your eyes and enjoy 😉🤣

[@thiccee1421]

Skipper Hockey thank you 🙏

[@deadboymo]

👍🏽👍🏽

[@brayloncouncilor5989]

Who else is watching this after mmg used the don’t juul not cuul button in wheel of nut

[@jacksonnemesek2492]

Yeah I was very confused like abuse turtle and the Berry Sanders helmet

[@ElieFenster]

RIP KAYLEE

[@Moore44]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3eZe2CZjMapkMU

[@dasclarinet]

@@Moore44 nice

[@canyoncovert7582]

When she said “hehe XD” I felt that

[@aden1103]

Yo what u should do is change the “Dont Juul not Cuul” button to “its dungeon time!” And after u hit the button u have to ring the bell

[@carterhacker]

htk havok on insta I love this idea

[@tylerrizzuto2284]

Bruh I was watching this and he says “this is where we will be filming today” *pornhub into plays* and my mom is right next to me😂😂

[@Jrob22892]

Tyler Rizzuto oooooof

[@bundledstick9684]

Anyone else in quarantine and rewatching a whole bunch of his vids

[@bradyculhane9396]

Me

[@Zane-zo1ns]

When Papa rung the bell All the kids in his basement 😱🥳

[@babystander315]

nobody: kaylee: hehe xd rawr 😩🥰😒🙃😤🙃😡😌😥🤣

[@CinnamonJared]

11:31 I got that and a Stafford signed one too. Costed like $500

[@CanweGetSubsWithNoConten-zw4xw]

Caleb Shimansky my ass

[@dadude-rs7ub]

Weird flex but ok

[@CinnamonJared]

dadude 2008 I just feel bad that mmg has it now so I don’t feel like they mean as much as they did when I got them

[@danielseewald2566]

me: about to go to bed mmg: uploads a video me: sleep can wait

[@andrewross7357]

“OMG this is so disrespectful” papa meags, also papa “dungeon time”

[@b3rh954]

15:10 When Kaliee said “like smaller” I lost it

[@Jaikre]

Me: watching in bed at 11 o clock MMG: blasts the moan sound effect

[@bostonkreem6479]

6:06 He probably went to the back of Spencers to get that book

[@albertoibarra-posada4188]

Mr.Peen for the pinguen. Like so MMG sees

[@sxnses5918]

Alberto Ibarra-Posada that’s a gay ass name

[@19dollarfortnitecard18]

@@sxnses5918 yeah to simple he's right

[@earlyjokesarelameandunfunn9794]

Penguin

[@evanlindsay1643]

I sent the button mmg love the vids ❤️

[@gus_g]

Banger 2 years ago and still is ❤

[@jackscholten2002]

I can’t wait for my merch to come in Like if you want your merch sooner

[@jdino2938]

SAMEEEE

[@wattsonsplug]

I got the dont juul not cuul

[@jackscholten2002]

Same

[@testament1274]

" I don't know how to vlog with this thing its too heavy." ohhhhhhh no no no that is why you were a kicker

[@kadensanjose6459]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@fullautooe7285]

I was deadass watching in the middle of class with my AirPods all the way up then yup he had to add the moaning in

[@shnoogie8597]

I’m going back and watching old videos and I noticed something that I didn’t notice before around 1:50 the @ he showed was queen Kate 19 which is funny asf

[@loganhall1645]

I love how kaylee says “oh god” at 11:01

[@RozexBang]

MMG: *posts at **10:13* Me an intellectual: Sleep can wait

[@itsyourboychipsahoy2581]

The penguin should be kowalski so like when someone says something sus

[@sean4636]

5:25 I thought it was chunky ragu (only og fans will get)

[@mulletman19]

Justice Tha Name messing with scammers

[@tylerhawn8821]

Yea lmao

[@matthewmcginnis2026]

9:51 kaylee and papa were talkin ab ballsacks and she went all in 😂

[@ggproductions8434]

I sent those😉

[@rickstephenson828]

11:20 how tf you gonna choke on a helmet

[@Jackson-xz1ou]

Penguins name should be “Ben Dover”

[@shimmywins]

@JONATHAN BURYJ nahh Barry MaCockiner

[@thotslayer9237]

Jack Goff

[@Jackson-xz1ou]

IAN SZCZESNIAK yo he might actually see this because of all the likes thanks even though I didn’t ask for this!

[@jmurrpphhyy2971]

Dixie normous

[@brothers10-43]

Mike Hawk

[@Adimick5]

Love when it moans and I’m in a study hall not wearing earbuds

[@Chief_Nubz]

Alden Dimick yup

[@MERCIG]

771 views and 957 likes. Makes sense.

[@conbug2693]

8:53 is that abuse turtle

[@StayReal-fuckfrauds]

When I get a car I'm gonna make a cheek clappers sticker and put it on it. Inspiration at its finest.

[@TaktikalAttention]

Who else is watching this in bed? 👇🏽

[@therussianwarlord7437]

You bro me

[@Malik-rt2ch]

Because everyone tryna sleep bro 😂

[@phaniquethompson1430]

Lol I am

[@loganrhill]

Taktikal wow never heard this comment before

[@evanshandroski4496]

Me

[@ryanfletcher7631]

0:32 *Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*

[@milesmotamed4870]

MMG: posts ME: let’s go

[@colefeyer]

Meags is the goat like I'm lowkey scared when I seen ur 65 245 pound frame. The penguins name should be noot noot

[@vincenthoogey4569]

Love watching videos of my dad 🥰

[@Zer-qo1dr]

Ifff you are reading this........ Have a good day!

[@jpogaming3707]

MMG read this and I want you to know that I watch your videos everyday in study hall in school and your vids are the best

[@mattsotera8947]

dude you dont know how much it just means to me to hear that you just said that you got my letter you are my favorite youtuber and that meant so much to me

[@gavinmcintyre3878]

When there is 2 freaking gavins and u actually feel good about yourself

[@shannonpayne651]

christmas when these two were dating is the best feeling wver

[@jameslampert4187]

When the turtles were on top of eachother I turned up my volume and my sister just looked at me

[@fire-275]

literally no one: The food in MMG's Teeth: 1:27

[@methods1345]

I have been watching since last year mmg is hilarious lowkey can become a comedian

[@iliketohearmenmoaning]

You should keep the Rodgers jersey for s bunch of reasons, mostly cuz he owns your team 🙂

[@bobbyburche9813]

That trophy is the closest thing the Lions will ever get to a Super Bowl

[@lookoutpete]

I bought the “DONT JUUL ITS NOT CUUL” hoodie

[@ethanbrown1124]

Can it be December every month, also it’s my birthday papa

[@seppericciardi1413]

Do we start sending him used gift cards so he never knows if they’ll work or not🤔

[@ryandawson9397]

Seppe Ricciardi hw would just stop using them in general; after all, he doesn’t need the money

[@wmggoose3704]

Seppe Ricciardi yes

[@logandraluck5880]

Ok the coloring book was hilarious

[@keepah.]

A wild pengu has appeared! We should name him big weeter peter.

[@flexxay]

When ur watching mmg in the school bathroom cause ur skipping🤡

[@lcq_0384]

@7:20 Matt forgets he lives in a apartment surrounded by other people

[@jakeconroy9310]

I lost it when the p*rn hub intro played🤣

[@orangeorange880]

Jake Conroy how did you know that is the intro 👀

[@andrewkreitzer4571]

@@orangeorange880 Because it said the name at the end, you dunce

[@orangeorange880]

Andrew Kreitzer dang take a joke

[@lateralz2]

15:50 I’m from buffalo NY too and that’s buffalo stuff in that box

[@statfreek9944]

MMG feed a straw to the turtle they love them

[@Mitch2Rich4U]

That’s my trophie 😂 Jk

[@AM4R1-]

MMG: says anything Kaylee: aHahahaAhHa

[@Foldencakes00]

14:27 so we gonna act like we ain’t hear kaylee...

[@matthewcrane5294]

Just nod and look the other way...we ain’t hear nothin bro

[@prstn1of1]

Ngl she do be moaning tho 😳

[@frostbiteb7544]

I sent that package to papa I have your girl

[@jaxson2442]

Pain

[@carsonerlewine6780]

Miss these types of vids papa

[@nicholasbutto7962]

Those turtles should be a “The counsil”

[@samp5200]

The anti juul and anti premarital sex grand council

[@ThatGhostjerry]

The penguin shall be called sir Fredrick the 2nd NO BODY STEEL MY IDEA u can get ideas from it but no steeling like if u like this name

[@dorianb1877]

WHERE DO YOU GET THE DAMN COLORING BOOKS

[@connorhorton3432]

You and your step sis are the best family channel on youtube

[@tomdonnelly5301]

Bruh I was in Lansing the other day and I literally saw your apartment building... pretty pimp dude

[@seanvanegas2694]

I’m a little late but y’all should name him Jared

[@Bradypeep]

No one: Every Simp tryna get clout: “hOw mAny LiKes CaN wE gEt”

[@zn6632u]

Brady S nice one brady you totally destroyed them

[@Bradypeep]

Grant Nabit your name is literally Grant. Don’t even try anything

[@cannonnnnn]

15:16 sooo mmg only has 1 ball

[@iheartsboobs4147]

I love these vids

[@evansdauron1]

Badass

[@itsmediocre4071]

How can you not name him pingu “noot noot” If you don’t know who pingu the penguin is then... idek

[@Jecuva]

Who else watching this on the toilet? 👇🏻

[@JDHutch]

Carson Lee me

[@Jecuva]

Jhutch1129 haha

[@everettmcfee674]

I watched while I was beating the sh*t out of Abuse Pig

[@youngkrabsofficial894]

Carson Lee nah but I usually do.

[@hernancortez2724]

It’s been a week and my hoodie still ain’t come in lmao

[@ashleyjoslin6643]

I’m a Vikings fan so I can say the same thing about the Aaron Rogers Jersey

[@phillippplol]

I havent missed a vid since mm16

[@elixp7776]

Name the penguin "step bro"

[@Nick__1]

“We” he says... okay than.

[@lukih9462]

“CrackerZ” is the best name

[@eugenejoeseph4658]

I realized something while watching this... you know how all youtubers say that their audience is the best and funniest? Maybe that’s cause the people who watch your videos (personality) reflect that in themselves. Like a KZbin and a good fan would be a good couple or something. Just something deep to think about. Also Papa don’t July it’s no5 curl

[@whosjayrich]

i was almost asleep with headphones on when he opened the second turtle....im wide awake now