We Tasted 10,000 Years of Alcohol

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[@FrozenJoe213]

This comment was made 9 hours ago but the video went up 51 minutes ago ALIENS

[@Vickysqueeze]

I'm gay

[@uggkitsune]

"jesus fucking christ how big was the cross?" is probably max's best line since "it's for the koalas"

[@Kazminski888]

In which ep was koalas line?

[@uggkitsune]

@@Kazminski888 idubbbz’s video about his roadkill business, at the 1:45 second mark

[@Ivuk7]

No, "Tony" line was the best xD

[@sirepanfried8641]

​@@uggkitsuneyou deserve an award for that boss

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@uggkitsune fr had me chuckling more than it should've

[@commandpower1172]

I would like to imagine there were an ancient version of max and chad in Mesopotamia that just would sit in the center of town yelling at each other and drinking alcohol while the town people watch

[@Jadee95]

there probably were

[@myrusEW]

A tale as old as time

[@ryanshields8560]

diogenes was essentially the chad of ancient greece

[@Valentin_126]

You just described everyone's alcoholic uncle

[@Quzga]

They'd be the guy screaming Gavin in the town square every day

[@WhatsThisOwO]

This is officially peak Cold Ones. Max, Chad, Darcy, Scott are all perfect entertainers now, and all the editors, cameramen and other staff behind the scenes are hella stacked.

[@thaddeussmith7566]

Honestly, and all the production value they've added is insane. Say what you want about a subscription service but they've really turned it into a quality channel - production and otherwise. I wish the best on this whole channel

[@excalibur2038]

Litterally production quality through the roof, dracy is insanely organised and creative, is responsible for some of the best videos on this channel. One of the few channels ive ever bought patreon for

[@honestabe1012]

Current day Cold Ones... simpler times

[@dongatello6969]

That one video twomad edited will always be my favorite

[@WhatsThisOwO]

I love that Darcy and Scott channelled Max and Chad's talent (of being rebarded) into his ideas. Max, as great as a meme director as he is, cannot act while directing for long. Darcy and Scott gave him the space needed to spread his wings and fly

[@rozu583]

4000 BCE coming before 5000 BCE is exactly the quality I look for in Cold Ones

[@TemmiePlays]

@@rozu583 math works backwards In Aussie land

[@wave1090]

Also, the greek era was not 4000 BCE. Ut was millennia later

[@inderet4118]

4000 BCE is also still pre-bronze age lmao

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

Me not notice. Me laugh.

[@jnzupka]

Math works different when you’re that deep into your cups

[@yedukrishna8613]

the quality shows the patron money is getting used in production actually incredibly worth it

[@gorstav5010]

The animation production value is getting crazy

[@nomorenames7323]

It looks so fuckin good

[@Daltonian18]

The lights were distracting as hell in this episode

[@jankyvibes6288]

I might be confused but im pretty sure they are friends with John Kricfalusi who was the ren and Stimpy animator

[@offcutt]

@@jankyvibes6288I very much doubt anyone is associated with John k anymore much less two above-the-age-of-consent aussies

[@mcstrakka]

So good

[@melkerandlefin9324]

"How big was the cross" is the actual best 😭💀

[@Max-zf8ol]

Genuinely made me laugh harder than ever watching this show

[@anonexplorer8211]

Such a good dig

[@IncorporationXII]

I don’t know “you really look like the wolf that took the grandmas place” was pretty good too

[@liquidchato]

Lmao It funny cause fat

[@archmxd3698]

Time stamp?

[@UnEv3n]

"Tony, Tony we're chill! I'm gay!" how is wasted chad actually constantly in character

[@batt3ryac1d]

Darcy's bottom joke when Max asked what position he was 🤣

[@sickdewd5694]

practice

[@ColorCodeWhite]

at some point its not actually just a character... :^)

[@sickdewd5694]

@@batt3ryac1d max's joke *

[@tresdoofus6167]

im sorry but "ima have to eyeball this" seems to be unappreciated and i just want to shine a light on chads brilliance

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

23:27 props to the editors as usual. the sound design is so detailed

[@NeemoVideos]

the fact that you hired the guy who made the "Scooby Doo x Hank Shredder tax fraud" Animation from the Fiverr episode to make some intro animations for every time period really speaks for the upgraded production value. keep it up guys!

[@vapula604]

Isn’t it there friend tho not a random fiver guy

[@KajtoGjorthur]

@@NeemoVideos I was gonna sub when I saw they had Hasan on. No thanks. Might as well invite Ethan Klein on to arm wrestle Keemstar for who the biggest loser is. Have Ian the childless wonder be the judge as he cucks his way into a future divorce when he realizes his wife is batshit

[@kd5751]

@@vapula604yes but that was an expensive animation for a large bit in the video, this guys not making all these animations for free, and I can’t imagine they’re cheap

[@KATinBLACK]

No wonder why I recognized the style!

[@dnrfrank]

*Rax Raud

[@dennis_duran]

Max already looks like he belongs in the Victorian era, and Chad already looks like he belongs in the Viking era.

[@LilB0pete]

Same era different zones brah EDIT: fact checked myself Viking age ended 800 years earlier I thought that it was still considered the Viking age because that’s when the word Viking actually came around.

[@MoistFluid]

​@@LilB0peteno brah

[@LilB0pete]

@@MoistFluid uh yeah I edited my statement after checking myself. Vikings were revived and romanticized in the 19th century and that’s when the name was invented but I was definitely wrong 👍

[@eminajjj]

​@@LilB0pete🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@KATinBLACK]

@@LilB0pete when they romanticized Vikings I know you mean when they remembered it with rose-colored glasses, but I’m imagining women in Victorian times thought Vikings were hot af

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Can confirm the patreon is pretty good, almost every time Darcy shares a life update or anecdote i'm even more convinced that he was grown in a lab somewhere and released as an experiment to learn from humans. And i mean that with love and appreciation.

[@insideasubway3421]

Care to give me an example, for I am but a poor child who eats cardboard for every meal.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@insideasubway3421 he's talked a few times about finding it hard to watch films but he said in a recent gaming video iirc "i don't know how you guys do this movie watching stuff" (something along those lines), and it just sounded so much like an alien trying to engage with human cultural experiences. I'm not a big film watcher either but it was just so funny the way he phrased it like, this baffling moving picture film! Like it's something he has to crack when it's been one of the primary forms of entertainment for the last century. We cherish Darcy.

[@Venkullix]

@@RealElongatedMuskrat i relate to that so much i just get bored very easily when it comes to watching things so i tend to skip through or if theres like long dialogue parts that doesnt interest me ill skip past it etc the only movies i can watch without skipping are the godzilla and star wars movies 😭

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@Venkullix I find it really hard to watch movies or shows unless I'm watching them with someone because I can justify it, if that makes sense. Like KZbin can be turned off and on so easily, I can just go about my day doing whatever tasks I need to do whilst listening to or watching YT. Things that I need to actually sit down and commit to watching for extended periods of time though, I can't do it without feeling like I should be doing something else, like I have other stuff I could be doing. But if I'm spending time with someone then that's a worthwhile use of my time so I can watch no problem.

[@Natzuya]

Darcy was made to spread knowledge about kruangbin

[@rubensantos2713]

Chad said “simpler times” about every single century they appeared in 😭😂

[@zdrident]

Ey, remember back when Chad kept saying "simpler times?" Simpler times...

[@Neophage]

36:07 I recognize that face. I don't think Max was joking about the little existential crisis bit. Lol

[@josephberentz8103]

I hate that these guys only post like once a month. But I also understand how long shipping takes. Thank you, Max, Chad, Darcy, and everyone else behind the scenes. You make our lives better.

[@Mr.McJohnsonIII]

12:35 Max and Chad can actually communicate telepathically They just pretended they couldn't so the Aussie government wouldn't take them

[@michaeltagor4238]

Was gonna ask was that real cus holy shite that was epic

[@0XIV0]

8:30 Ok so for those wondering, the version of chicha the lads are drinking is called Chicha Morada (Purple Chicha) which is Peruvian drink made by boiling purple corn in a big pot with like sugar and apples and such, and then letting it sit until it cools, its kinda like a mix between koolaid and sangria but its typically non-alchoholic, its not banned and is actually very popular in peru its one of our staple drinks

[@peggyismywife2012koth]

very cool thank you!

[@jrnandreassen3338]

The chewing before brewing of chicha with alcohol was for the enzymes (amylase in this case) to break down the sugars in the corn. The same can be done just by putting the corn in water and letting it sprout. I believe this is the preferred method for at least commercial produce. I'm not that sure about the non-commercial stuff though.

[@SUPER_HELPFUL]

You're a saint, thank you!

[@yurandboi3884]

3:35 didn't expect inferno music

[@natemarchand67]

immediately went down here to see who else caught that

[@k97dy17]

​@@natemarchand67 Same

[@dermatthews1264]

19:40 „Thats that shit that’ll make you christian“ caught me off guard lol

[@supernova8986]

Max and chad are actually both sober men who have never touched a drop of alcohol. They’re simply just amazing actors.

[@Hiroticus]

The production quality gets better with every episode. There's more props, designs, sets, it's awesome! You guys have really stepped everything up and each episode feels like a movie. Easily one of the best edited channels on KZbin.

[@ToddHoward76]

We gettin out of the hyperbolic time chamber with this one.

[@jonathancarney4994]

It just works bro

[@wonderexe]

Fuck you Todd, I love you

[@jacksonmckinney]

Please let my family go Todd, I bought all your rereleases, DLCs, and workshop content. Please, at least spare my kids

[@desmond6085]

Nice face bro

[@PrecipiceOfDefeat]

Sugondese nuts, Todd; have you tried them?

[@Izzyoutcast.]

When Darcy introduced the 1800s game as Pick-Up Sticks “where you take turns picking up a stick.” I lost it 😂“You can’t make this shit up”

[@holgerlarsson7531]

15:28 Oden Khaled was not a thing I thought I needed in my life

[@harrypease7853]

14:55 max mouthing the correct pronunciation of lament lol

[@cottoncoffin]

😂😂

[@onlyonepro]

3:40 I don't remember people in de_inferno wearing togas 🤔🤔🤔

[@mrwri]

sickest reference i saw today

[@HieronymusFlex]

I was searching through my entire brain trying to figure out what I recognized that from

[@Stunnic]

noticed it also lol, had to double check. never thought id see cs references in a cold ones vid

[@Idontknow-tt5th]

Fr fr

[@sickdewd5694]

Ahahah I went down to the comments as soon as I heard that guitar

[@Andrew..J]

A rare "Max didnt insist on being the one dressed as a woman" moment 15:40

[@Youaretheactionsofgod]

But he so pretty

[@fabebe123]

As an Aussie, I may never recover from the absolute savagery of adding (USD) to the end of your patreon pitch. Cut me real deep, boys

[@authoraves]

Been watching Max since the sixth grade and must say the promise of a cod zombies video is what finally got me to use my adult money on a Patreon for the first time in my life.

[@m3rkinfiniteofwgkta]

DJ Khalid if he was born in the viking era "Lets go raiding. Lets go raiding."

[@MisterEGamer1]

Another one

[@trashbagcoat]

and what is this, and perhaps what is this

[@xChimkin]

"it's getting dark"

[@m3rkinfiniteofwgkta]

@@xChimkin oh no the jetski incident. I watched the snapchats as it was happening.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Tell em to bring out the whole Mediterranean 🗣️

[@Gundumb_guy]

Damn that edit of max’s Broken glasses was actually crazy. I had to really look at it to see if it legit broke. Good job edit man

[@meisterl0]

Yeah that was clean then I thought that throw was way weaker to do that.

[@Real_itachi_xd]

3:40 cherry on top adding the inferno song. Appreciate the detail!!!

[@tkob8294]

Would go great with some bells

[@apfelschoerlelover]

Put a big smile on my face

[@JimmyBreast2]

W editor

[@artemiybzhedugov7034]

This channel is what keeps me going through hard times. Thank you funny Australian men

[@benmills2059]

37:15 i love the unexpected edits on their faces it gets me so good

[@lChabbie]

22:24 Chad's fucking "wait a minute" while looking up in thought sent me LMAO

[@terjeaasheim3651]

One wrong word. And it would all be over LOL

[@VncentValntine]

14:17 I love how Max gets so haphazardly scared of shit, I look forward to it in every video.

[@Luk3r]

28:30 "swap the dank you scaly wag" should be the next coolshirt

[@tonybishop3686]

36:16 Bro heard "21" and didn't bother hearing anything else

[@sierrahansen6748]

Honestly this video was so funny. The micro edits, type of dialogue, and stupid creative skits were great. I haven’t had video make me laugh this hard in a minute.

[@opeboi1539]

Lmao “that is the question F1nnst5r hit me up” scans in iambic pentameter

[@Frank_Pods]

Finncess Rose Evergreen

[@sykamoreva9803]

Chad was so real for that one

[@Horrikou]

Hey Rhett and Link! This episode of WonderHole was awesome!

[@flameguy3416]

Rhetoric and LinkedIn are heathens 😊

[@kayagorzan]

Yea I really like this episode of The Grumps

[@PartyhatRS]

@@flameguy3416 What

[@joshrippeon-ww8ho]

From the east coast of the states, Maryland, you gents are class, genuinely love seeing you all’s creative/ dynamic/ vids. Class things to fall asleep laughing too

[@GOBIT_CZ]

11:50 rare fallout new vegas sound

[@GhostonGuitar]

Good catch

[@yugen5132]

nice

[@risottogroupon7233]

Love that fuckin massive 3 minute ad for the patreon.

[@youtubespectator22]

such a good patreon plug 😭

[@damianodonnell5844]

that ad shit worked like a charm, my 5 dolla is on its way to their bank account

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@damianodonnell5844 it's worth it for Chad's ass hole in the lizard cam vid

[@skrrrrra7515]

Anyone know why they keep videos for patreon only instead of just uploading it and make more money here from ads and likes?

[@TheLastCrusader22]

@@skrrrrra7515 Um... because they make a crap ton more money like that than off YT videos that are mostly demonetised?!

[@mmelonmann]

darcy's "yeh boi" at 25:42 is sending me

[@whiplash7666]

I had a dream the other night where max and chad were making a video for cold ones where they were in this big cranberry bog, and for some reason they were looking for a snake and everytime they saw it they would say “my anaconda don’t”

[@skia-morph]

they're researching new flavors for grog

[@thomasshrum4006]

Those animations are top-tier stuff & add a tremendous amount to the production value. I know that it's a lot of turnaround time & production cost, but keep it up!.

[@hush3956]

Unlocking old ancient viruses through alcohol has to be the most australian thing ever

[@NotFlappy12]

Title: "We Tasted 10,000 Years of Alcohol" Thumbnail: shows a period of 20,000 years

[@coolfish4817]

Came here to make this comment

[@xdane1239]

💯

[@cottoncoffin]

😂

[@Wh1t3_Mail]

Yep, same reason I came here

[@marcelo2745]

You didn’t have to go so hard with the animations, they’re appreciated

[@captn_taco5188]

The quality of these videos are so insane the editing is genuinely masterful

[@wolvzunion6831]

"We Tasted 10,000 Years of Alcohol" makes a thumbnail that is a date range of 20,000 years.

[@josh218721]

‘That’s the kinda shit that’ll turn you Christian’ had me fucking rolling.

[@strakk]

I love how the production value is going up higher for every single shitty idea they come up with

[@jomjimison5637]

that cape transition 🔥🔥😍

[@TemmiePlays]

@@strakk it's all kinda the same bit. drink booze cook badly yeah that's it

[@Sp00py298]

16:14 it was so strong Chad turns into Chris griffin for a split second

[@It-me-gog]

THAT MADE ME LAYGH SO FUVKING HARD

[@guidegenius6003]

Cold One’s has a top notch Editor. Everything is so clean

[@flaggboi]

3:32 Omg that CSGO Inferno Music brought back so many memories

[@BigWinguss]

Looked for this comment longer than I should have

[@Tobyman06]

True man

[@Swuh]

Take me back

[@_alleycat_]

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT i was going crazy. inferno gang rise up 😢

[@tormented_imp]

@1:20 when max picks up the other club in his left hand to just smack chad with the club he was already holding ha ha that got me

[@mattleonard4689]

22:11 After careful consdieration, the score review has found no evidence of Chad removing any dice he wasn't supposed to. Referee's decision stands, Max wins.

[@mattleonard4689]

30:19 After reviewing the footage, the score reviewer has found that Max did indeed hit the stick, referee decision overturned.

[@drekimunr]

youre doing god's work for such little recognition, i salute you

[@punxsutawneyphilofficial]

Genuinely the best patroen ad I've ever seen

[@TheWanderer1000000]

25:30 He let the intrusive thoughts win

[@Gangstalicious411]

Why am I not seeing anyone mention that the order was fucked? 5,000 BCE is before 4,000 BCE lol

[@DaGrrBrr]

ik rightt

[@glovesforsocks4603]

that got to me badd

[@escapefromtibet2530]

Yeah and they picked sicilian wine for GREECE

[@Milky102Way]

is anyone really surprised tho 😂

[@kinos8824]

The thumbnail is fucked too its 10,000 years of alcohol but the thumbnail shows 10,000 BC - 10,000 AD. That's 20,000 years bro 😭

[@SleddingLizard]

The editor(s) definitely deserves a raise after this video, this goes insane

[@TheDeviIDogg]

That Jesus joke sent me, one of the best jokes I've ever heard. Also can't believe I learned the lore and how to play jacks from a Cold Ones video

[@ConkersBadFurDay1234]

25:59 Chad did that shit so clean thought dude lmao, no reaction when he made it (probably cuz drunk), and I love Max's face when he makes it lmao

[@n0isyturtle]

The way Chad has his hair coming out the sleeve of his pirate shirt is haunting

[@christophermungavin2792]

34:16 Max’s Italian accent was pretty good cause of his laughing 😭

[@kamiidont]

brooo fr im cryinggg😂

[@jobe_seed6674]

Bro this clip is favorite part of the video lmao they are so fucking hammered that they are going full blown gay at this point😭😭

[@BigOsce]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@syke7161]

18:28 that transition was clean ngl

[@renesit0]

my dad being an alcoholic = SAD my favorite youtubers being alcoholics = HEROS

[@meowertwelve]

Thanks for including Scott. I like seeing Scott.

[@Tiltigo]

The drunker Chad gets, the tighter his grip on Max' shoulder gets.

[@ankitp6960]

Finally, Cold Ones upload Bottom Text

[@Faithpop98]

Quality over quantity bro! I don't mind waiting, because I know when a new vid drops it's gonna be fire since they put so much time and effort into each one. Not to mention- their Patreon is $5 a month (all of us have spent at least that much buying something dumb) and there's TONS of additional content there.

[@TheRsBritain]

10,000 years in the future yet Japan vlogs have still not been uploaded

[@mateofernandez105]

My favorite part of cold ones is watching max while chad does the intro to the video

[@GWConspiracy]

Another banger, boys. Max's face was gold at 19:20 when God took his axe away

[@RxsieExdes21]

"Jesus fucking Christ how big was the cross" 😂😂😂

[@PiousMoltar]

Headless Darcy did a great job or portraying a living Darcy RIP Darcy

[@nicholascarbonara7305]

17:43 Darcy pulled up a poem for fair enough’s poetry corner “I understood that reference”

[@WigneyR]

1:07 why does it taste like alcohol, 30 seconds after being told they’ll be eating fermented fruit 😂

[@nefariouscj9791]

The editors on this show are honestly the real stars lol. S tier 😅

[@Sp4cenymph]

Your guys’ editor always makes things awesome

[@Creelipop]

i love when they upload they make me feel good inside

[@LiilYogurt]

I love this series of trying different drinks with dumb outfits that fit the theme. Keep feeding me content Mr. Ones (may I call you Cold?)

[@luger_L]

Finally another cold ones video

[@willow_song2596]

Max never hearing of purple corn was so precious. Imagine when he learns rainbow and gem corn exists!

[@hgjgf-d2n]

Genuinely a fantastic patreon ad. I've never used patreon before but now I'm going to

[@Corndogger61]

There’s gonna be 10,000 Years of Drunkenness after this one

[@3iqshitposts476]

18:30 oh hey it's the Renaissance Men

[@Shauni]

who are they charlie

[@ShadowSentry211]

I did hear they were coming into town

[@dot-Justin]

Weren't they coming into town?

[@shanneljohn7489]

14:27 Chad unironically can pass for Thor

[@st3v444]

he legit is just fat thor lmao

[@doubleuaitchdeeohsea]

fat thor playing fortnite

[@pvrplesky]

30:55 "it's a chinese person" LMAOOOOOOOO

[@brendanmatelan2129]

0:46, this animation was funny. I laughed seeing the elephant using its trunk and then passing out.

[@gagegrimes5402]

Bro seeing Chad drunker then max is the best cuz max is either way more drunk or they both equally drunk so it’s rare to see Chad more fucked up but it’s amazing

[@andersthons]

YES

[@MintPicker_]

16:46 "thats not a poem thats a monologue" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhHAHAHAHHAHAhAhAH

[@jacksonyoung9586]

I can’t believe Darcy is 52. 20:39

[@baxtervr2199]

16:18 Chad sounds like Chris Griffin

[@Flowdog1]

I'm too broke even for a fiver, but if I had one I'd probably spend it here. Probably the most compelling patreon ad I've seen.

[@flaggboi]

3:32 Omg that Inferno T Spawn Music brought back so many memories

[@michaelchimenti2847]

*Faze Banks* Hair loss was a problem A problem money could solve But as you get older You will continue to devolve A hat may do the trick And that’s all I can say Fortnite Big Chungus Oh and also I’m gay

[@maurits4845]

Beautiful