“My name is Large Texas” “My name is Captain Francisco” *iM aN OFFeNSiVe sTeReOTYPE* 😂
@August-jk4kp4 жыл бұрын
I heard that last line in Shayne’s Australian voice oml
@Ludovic_Zypher4 жыл бұрын
@@August-jk4kp same
@August-jk4kp4 жыл бұрын
Just Some Random Person I know, just the last line “iM aN OFFeNSiVe sTeReOTYPE” I heard an Australian one that he did :)
@Brynewwin4 жыл бұрын
Just Some Random Person it’s because in a Try Not to Laugh he said the “I’m an offensive stereotype” line in an Australian accent
@garrett.c.j4 жыл бұрын
metta bolin yuuup
@nateh92464 жыл бұрын
Shayne: "One gets paid, one doesn't" Sarah: "SHAYNNNEEE!" Shayne: "I am not Shayne!" Sarah: "FRANCISCOOOO!!"
@soonamisapphire24253 жыл бұрын
Deny deny deny 🤣😂
@aniyilator3 жыл бұрын
He's always funny, but he definitely went all out here 😂
@quartz738 Жыл бұрын
my name is Francisco and I felt like I was getting yeld at LMAO
@franciscogarza4921 Жыл бұрын
@@quartz738same 😂
@akiko33374 жыл бұрын
I love this series of "we play a simple game everybody knows but the real focus is the weird characters that play it" please do more
@jozkempf41324 жыл бұрын
ikr lol
@Mubashir_AK4 жыл бұрын
I for one didn't like the character thing until this sex captain brilliance of Shayne's 🤣.
@cstrutherskgs4 жыл бұрын
Definitely more of these character driven games
@eriklampe14384 жыл бұрын
"Did you start out as a sex private?" "No, I started out as a seaman." Come on Shayne, it was right there!
@kingchad33796 ай бұрын
"Sex private? No no, I believe sex should always be public."
@tonyjabroni89384 жыл бұрын
Video: *Starts with Shayne putting W*ORE* Me: This is gonna be good
@luckycobble9354 жыл бұрын
yep
@HelloHello-vk5ob4 жыл бұрын
I hate that you censored the H
@wannabuyacan19574 жыл бұрын
Hello Hello lmao
@stephensharma52754 жыл бұрын
Fowl words are not allowed in scrabble or so i have heard
@tonyjabroni89384 жыл бұрын
Hello Hello I’m sorry 😂😂 I just put the asterisk on a random letter and hoped for the best
@Sleb_theman4 жыл бұрын
As a Texan I can officially confirm that damien’s portrayal is accurate
@sarahmorris45753 жыл бұрын
Including the kidney stones?
@whatrhymeswithcharlsie2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahmorris4575 ESPECIALLY the kidney stones. All we drink down here is Dr Pepper
@sarahmorris45752 жыл бұрын
@@whatrhymeswithcharlsie pffft I’ll take your word for it
@boiyas6518 Жыл бұрын
As another Texan.... Yeehaw.
@flashfreeze47424 жыл бұрын
Sex Captain Francisco killed me I legitimately almost passed out from laughing Captain Francisco has got to be one of my favorite characters made up on Smosh
@walkingfertilizer4 жыл бұрын
He's an international treasure
@ZannahofHartz3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Same
@comandantethorn99293 жыл бұрын
i love how Shayne introduced himself as Captain Francisco but after saying his backstory everyone just agreed that Sex Captain was more appropiate SDHKFKLJASDFDS
@Starving_indev Жыл бұрын
I mean, his nickname in the game is sex captain
@kuyaadriann4 жыл бұрын
Sarah: “How did you get your hearing back?” Farbra Robrin: “I boought it” 😂😂😂 fcking genius
@georgeviales77054 жыл бұрын
I was eating an enchilada when I heard that and I almost choke from laughing
@JubbyDubbis4 жыл бұрын
@@georgeviales7705 You wouldn't happen to have MORE would you?
@georgeviales77054 жыл бұрын
@@JubbyDubbis I sure did 😂
@dalexliedelgado21604 жыл бұрын
i love him 😂😂😂💀
@TheDungeonofBadDecisions4 жыл бұрын
Its even funnier because cochlear implants are a thing.
@hpx3744 жыл бұрын
"I am Large Texas. I do it big, or I go home to my house," Most underrated line imo
@taralynncantor56314 жыл бұрын
I feel like Shayne was just a discount Jack Sparrow.... I love it.
@SecondEvilEx4 жыл бұрын
Um....
@taralynncantor56314 жыл бұрын
Claire Praska ......I love this
@georgelloydgonzalez4 жыл бұрын
More like the Spanish captain from the last movie
@nicwilliams70763 жыл бұрын
He was on so random😂
@percy5233 жыл бұрын
He's clearly an upgrade tho lol
@nicosummrr4 жыл бұрын
smosh games 2020: Shayne getting drunk in different characters
@velvetneptune59464 жыл бұрын
captain francisco is basically just shayne after he’s watched 365 days
@Bambino.burrito4 жыл бұрын
THIS.
@MarissaJacquelyn4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS GOLD LMFAO
@velvetneptune59464 жыл бұрын
lovely oh god😂
@foxollo4 жыл бұрын
Why is Shayne always drinking as a character 😂
@savagely_blunt3 жыл бұрын
It’s an excuse for him to be extra insane. 🤣🤣
@adamgough93334 жыл бұрын
Ok, now we NEED episodes of “Shark Tank, But Just Me”. Please and thank you.
@kebrinab134 жыл бұрын
Shayne staring at the "ocean" is KILLING me
@_c_analompe16504 жыл бұрын
Damien- Texas anime boy Shayne- captain Francisco Tommy- looks like a Karen Sarah-
@k3nnachu4 жыл бұрын
L0nElY _bUshh Sarah-her amazing beautiful self
@legacytag4 жыл бұрын
Sarah- Not Matt Raub
@killerchimpanzee64464 жыл бұрын
Sarah-Sarah
@cbren084 жыл бұрын
Sarah is being her beautiful self!!! 😍
@IncrediBelleJessi4 жыл бұрын
Tommy is giving me Carol Baskin vibes when she talks about her hubby
@thebestcartoonistever4 жыл бұрын
When Shayne started talking in character, I had immediately been reminded of Antonio Banderas... am I the only one?
@guacamoleontoast45914 жыл бұрын
YES OMG
@_c_analompe16504 жыл бұрын
-Francisco needs his vodka -mommy needs her liquid -Daddy needs his juice How far will this go?? It’s like a whole ass family
@lil_rata69944 жыл бұрын
I love how aunt Carolyn is a "he".
@garzapequenoisraelalfonso50584 жыл бұрын
Aunt carolyn needs her liquid
@harryhealey42984 жыл бұрын
Mommy needs her liquid.
@tristancortes31324 жыл бұрын
Next is Rum
@madnaps4 жыл бұрын
He’s starting a drinking problem
@SelinaMara4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Shayne's accent was making me feel things
@asees58663 жыл бұрын
Same
@Anony_mous19932 жыл бұрын
Im a straight guy but same. lol hed do anything but dj khaled
@Emily-tv1iz5 ай бұрын
Was not expecting to see a wild Selina in the comments 😂
@hernameispekka_Rebecca5 ай бұрын
@@Emily-tv1iz Same!
@ian.k.shannon4 жыл бұрын
I love that Damien has almost learned not to do a voice cause he’s gonna get tired.
@michaelroy66303 жыл бұрын
Large Texas is criminally underrated and I hope Damien brings him back one day
@michaelbola24064 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to check on shane, i think hes going full fear and loathing in Las Vegas
@MelniaShadow4 жыл бұрын
And that's a problem because?
@Scrofar4 жыл бұрын
he's evolving at a frightful speed
@evilwayz7024 жыл бұрын
Melnia well hunter s Thompson shot and killed himself... so that would be a problem
@Nightsable4 жыл бұрын
is he quarantining in las vegas? why?
@ItsMeCiaran4 жыл бұрын
who is Shayne? Don't you mean Captain Francisco
@walkingfertilizer4 жыл бұрын
I love how at some point, we're not even paying attention to the game anymore, just the out-of-this-world, whacky, borderline unorthodox characters playing it
@paulbenedictpinos124 жыл бұрын
“Merch in the store” would be the first words I’d be teaching my child when the time comes
@bethg90644 жыл бұрын
its a bop
@kittikat41244 жыл бұрын
I love how this series is just them seeing how far they can get with “yes and”
@brisky.icetea4 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, when I opened up this video I thought Damien and Shayne were dressed up normally
@lucky-wb3pk4 жыл бұрын
I mean shayne is and damien just put on a hat
@comandantethorn99294 жыл бұрын
@@lucky-wb3pk shayne is just shayne but slightly hotter
@beebs563 жыл бұрын
@@comandantethorn9929 *so...* *normal* *shayne?*
@toastie13104 жыл бұрын
When Tommy, I mean Farbra, said she bought her hearing back I spat out my water 😂😂
@jennifermoffitt66182 жыл бұрын
"Bought it. Bought it. Bought it." Pure gold
@potitishogun29619974 жыл бұрын
"Both versions! Fantastic! One gets paid, one doesn't!" I'm weak x'D Shayne is a national treasure
@elianjoensen27564 жыл бұрын
I was loving this comment until you wrote “I’m weak”
@potitishogun29619974 жыл бұрын
@@elianjoensen2756 Well it was true -3-
@markj.henderson88183 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the meaning honestly
@abiraazhar23 жыл бұрын
he said both *virgins, that was a joke too xD
@jackd93752 жыл бұрын
@@markj.henderson8818 whores get paid, hoes don't
@wilberforce954 жыл бұрын
6:23 Shayne just saying "nope" killed me for some reason lmao
@SSugarFishy4 жыл бұрын
So when is 'Merch in the Store' releasing on Itunes, because it's a bop.
@brandyb15124 жыл бұрын
Everything's fine cause there's merch in the store...
@brandyb15124 жыл бұрын
@Rachel Miller we're all stuck inside and we miss the outdoors
@emmathebacon4 жыл бұрын
I want a longer version
@cordelia804 жыл бұрын
@@brandyb1512 But don't think about that, stop thinking about that!
@jaywilkey13234 жыл бұрын
"We wrote a catchy song and called it Merch in the Store."
@lynnettegardiner90784 жыл бұрын
When Shayne was introducing his character I thought its was just him with his shirt unbutton
@hg33944 жыл бұрын
I love how Tommy is becoming a regular :) I love him :)))
@dev43854 жыл бұрын
These videos are just Shayne getting drunk tell me otherwise
@echo24404 жыл бұрын
So true!
@Meepers_the_Great3 жыл бұрын
You are correct.
@D0om4EvEr4 жыл бұрын
“One get paid, one doesn’t.” 😂🤣
@iversonrosa83504 жыл бұрын
I’m so sad that Shayne didn’t respond at Tommy in 16:40 like “When you’ve done missionary as much as I have, oh trust me you’ll believe.”
Captain Fransisco is one of my favorite Shayne characters yet. 😂
@chaoticmayhem20584 жыл бұрын
When you’ve watched Hamilton 6 times already and need a break so you turn to smosh and your met with the merch in the store song. Me: Ah yes Hamilton and Merch song. My two favourite genres of music.
@lesa43044 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY SAMEE I JUST FUNISHED WATCHINHV HAMILTON
@bethchristy10614 жыл бұрын
I WOKE UP AT 6 AND STARTED WATCHING! OMG IT'S WONDERFUL. WATCHED IT 2 MORE TIMES AFTER 😆😆.
@scarletclough4 жыл бұрын
i was JUST watching hamilton
@D4N4Y44 жыл бұрын
We are all the same person
@cbren084 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched Hamilton 4 times. HELP ME
@frogfruit24414 жыл бұрын
tbh the two letter words are the best “NU” “AH” “AG” “DI” “VI”
@HanSan174 жыл бұрын
Captain Francisco is my favorite Shayne during quarantine character yet!
@kilarthmac3 жыл бұрын
I think Captain Francisco is my favorite Shayne character right now, he literally became a completely different person who probably exists somewhere in the world irl
@sophieickes89244 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early two teenagers were singing about Pokémon
@raeelise94834 жыл бұрын
That’s really funny
@slug93784 жыл бұрын
Raegan Middleton the person who says something’s funny without laughing
@godofrice44384 жыл бұрын
elise 2585 this so underrated lol
@_c_analompe16504 жыл бұрын
DicPic it’s like texting a friend with HAHAHAH but with no emotion on their face lol
@slug93784 жыл бұрын
L0nElY _bUshh yes
@clownparxie4 жыл бұрын
"that's offensive to the people of texas" actually, it's 2 am and i'm cackling loud enough to awake all the cowboys and chickens
@lauren-ly3lo4 жыл бұрын
So are we getting Smosh Summer Games: Quarantine Olympics???
@brookelindsey29004 жыл бұрын
This just makes me think of them vigorously doing weird challenges in their home on video
@foxcraft2094 жыл бұрын
that's genius, write that down
@charleyjohnston66424 жыл бұрын
@@foxcraft209 Trademark it.
@saragerardo60894 жыл бұрын
They started doing videos together again, so I doubt it.
@alyssab99574 жыл бұрын
hey maybe damien will finally get a winter games
@imsimplykatie22814 жыл бұрын
I love that all of shayne’s characters also include excuses to drink
@zp50164 жыл бұрын
This was great 😂 I've loved that weird impression of Shayne's for years, and the character he chose for it did not disappoint
@slambrew38494 жыл бұрын
Damien really missed out on a “sex seaman” joke.
@hannahmilby48704 жыл бұрын
I feel like Damian’s facial hair during the intro song looks a bit like iron man. Just me? Okay. Edit: Also i feel like quarantine has treated them all really well especially Shayne. At least they all look good. I’m not sure about their sanity
@bethanymeikle6094 жыл бұрын
On his twitch stream he raised money by agreeing to shave his hair, and shaved his beard into the Iron Man beard; I'm guessing they filmed the intro song pretty much after he did it :)
@xXSakuraTearsXx4 жыл бұрын
I kept reading _“Sex Captain on turn”_ as _”Sex Captain turned on.”_
@k3nnachu4 жыл бұрын
I’m so in love with Shayne’s hair and outfit
@Sada-xg9ew Жыл бұрын
I can’t get over how much of an absolute banger the merch song is.
@ToadimusPrime4 жыл бұрын
Shayne has that "I'm too old for this shit" vibe going.
@th.nd.r Жыл бұрын
I HAVE RETURNED ONCE MORE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO, SOLELY for the purpose of watching my favorite Smosh character of all time Large Texas (please bring it back Damien I absolutely love this character)
@leereginayurman4484 жыл бұрын
When Sara said she loved the eyeshadow I honestly thought it would cut to courtney so I laughed sooo hard when it cut to Tommy🤣 We stan Tommy
@sydneymitrecic4 жыл бұрын
I like that Damien didn't do a dialect because he didn't want to be called out for being offensive and then...there is Shayne 😂
@H1TMANOK4 жыл бұрын
Damn this might be one of my favorite shayne characters
@Legacyeleven4 жыл бұрын
Shane's charcter absolutely needs to appear on try not to laugh 😂
@xanderbaker99904 жыл бұрын
When are both of the "Merch in the store" songs being released on Spotify?
@sliver1554 жыл бұрын
captain Francisco is probably my favorite character that Shayne has made lmao
@existentialdiet16324 жыл бұрын
Normally when I wake up I have a song stuck in my head - this morning my first thoughts were about merch being in the store
@jasonsevilla59374 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed at “I have 3 I’s and 1 z...just like an alien”
@RedDragon08024 жыл бұрын
big early energy
@avabrayton41804 жыл бұрын
big dick energy? nah it’s big early energy
@aniyajohnson47294 жыл бұрын
Yep
@carsoniscoolest12344 жыл бұрын
Nah large texas energy
@natalierudnick84874 жыл бұрын
The Carson Chronicles LMAO YES
@levsco_4 жыл бұрын
So early they haven't fixed that trash censoring job at the beginning
@Sorfinali4 жыл бұрын
Sex Captain is actually my new favorite character holy shit
@_c_analompe16504 жыл бұрын
I love how Damien doesn’t want to maintain an accent like he says “Top of the morning”, in an anime Candace. Gosh he shld get more sleep I’m concerned
@zyaicob4 жыл бұрын
Perfect Candaces are my favourite musical resolutions
@DeltaDan3204 жыл бұрын
"How did you get your hearing back?" "I bought it" So as a hard of hearing man question for you; where did you buy your hearing back from?
@bryghian4 жыл бұрын
World: cancel everyone Smosh games: perfect time to be offensive World: 😂😂😂
@catherine_d172 ай бұрын
" what's better? MULTIPLE" has been stuck in my head, currently playing on repeat
@SethiKinsGaming11 ай бұрын
Shayne needs to bring back Captain Francisco!
@cortneywood34463 жыл бұрын
“Releasing a kidney stone in pistol fashion” is a phrase I cannot get out of my head.
@gabbywhite76354 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like Shayne is going to win
@sigma9-114 жыл бұрын
Who's Shayne you mean the sex captain
@silentone234 жыл бұрын
This video was so hilarious - the characters Tommy, Damien and Shayne portrayed were so great to see.
@August-jk4kp4 жыл бұрын
The intro music “Merch in the Store” is like The Office intro on Netflix. That skip button will never be used for that.
@nukadova43773 жыл бұрын
I feel like the whole internet would like to see the return of Captain Francisco
@georged3664 жыл бұрын
Honestly please release a “Merch in the Store” EP
@jaymooney5273 ай бұрын
The jokes from Shane are sitting left right and centre! Fransisco needs to make a comeback
@camanderson39134 жыл бұрын
9:57 My favorite thing in the whole world is Damien’s jokes completely breaking Shane’s character
@persidas56262 жыл бұрын
smosh captain francisco was awesome. i hope Shayne brings him back.
@screamingquietly14 жыл бұрын
As a Texan I appreciate Damien’s accentless, pew pewless, anime skilled portrayal.
@rachelsteinert17873 жыл бұрын
Why has the captain never made it to try not to laugh!!! Soooo good!
@georgelloydgonzalez4 жыл бұрын
"What network does your life air on?" what a burn
@mayo00corn4 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how smooth the transition from two teens singing pokemon, to smosh games, to the whole smosh family, to most of them leaving and leaving us with THIS has been for me
@kyliewatson73234 жыл бұрын
7:52 in the background of Sarah’s camera, you can see on of her cats getting lifted in the air
@xdarkevolution6574 жыл бұрын
i really love the fact that smosh is releasing videos so consistently im just sincerely saying thank you it frees me from like school stress and quarentine sadness ...so yea thank youu
@PaulEffinger4 жыл бұрын
I love when you guys do things like this; this one's my favorite out of the ones you've released so far too.
@AnnaB-ot3mn4 жыл бұрын
I know someone probably said this already, but Tommy's lookin absolutely stunning
@MeredithHagan3 жыл бұрын
I am begging you for more in-character Scrabble, this makes my life.
@DnDnerd054 жыл бұрын
“I all ways drink when I’m driving”-Captain Francisco
@gracep80894 жыл бұрын
Tommy had the perfect opportunity to say “captain is not familiar with doing chores but he is familiar with doing wh*res”
@Kat-jh6dw4 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t be the only one who’s been here for a while so when Damien brought up “another one” just waiting for to shayne to start with, “sisterhood of the traveling pants by”
@jessklinkradt13034 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Damian said he could speak Afrikaans - sending love from South Africa!
@synthwave_42073 жыл бұрын
“I once motorboated a monster til I died.” Lmfao and these characters are so funny and awesome!
@Allisgrim14 жыл бұрын
I can't unhear the fact that Shayne's "Captain Francisco" character's voice sounds like Prince Naveen from Princess and the Frog 😂
@Cynthia.B_874 жыл бұрын
Captain francisco is my favorite and thank you damien for not making me offended. I live in houston and no one here has an accent. Too diverse and just a melting pot of cultures. So beautiful
@willfrancis75954 жыл бұрын
Omg it’s a new video by the best channel on yt
@timkinsley62034 жыл бұрын
This Shane was absolutely amazing, I even enjoyed Damien in this one.
@GingerBreadSed7 ай бұрын
Sex Captain Francisco needs to make a comeback in the next Maury games video
@hernameispekka_Rebecca6 ай бұрын
Oh my god that would be perfect! Or one of the dating show games
@verniimirnii42874 жыл бұрын
I love this series of watching Shayne slowly come apart at the seams.
@jaymewylie68484 жыл бұрын
Honestly, why is Shane just my spirit animal? But loved them all 💕
@mants12793 жыл бұрын
Large Texas: Hey Sex Captain, did you start of as Sex... _private?_ Shayne: **breaks character out of pure confusion and disappointment**