We're RISKing it all for Global Domination #1

[@mookiecookie44]

They really don’t understand how Risk works, do they

[@MartinOlminkhof]

About as much as Wheel of Fortune...

[@wawingnut1]

Let’s hope so

[@nakenmil]

Man, it was frustrating to see them not go for continents.

[@Perforated611]

@@nakenmil Yes it certainly was, Trott could have had a good early lead in the game, all he had to do was take 1 more territory in Africa and he would have got the continent bonus, but nope, he spent his entire attacking force moving into Asia instead. Also these guys forget the unwritten rules of war: never pick a fair fight lol.

[@kamilian17]

I don't understand how after 20+ minutes of playing that game the basic principle of more dice = more win doesn't become apparent 😂

[@Epicchannelify]

Hes a man of honor likes those one on one duels none of that strength through numbers bullshit

[@RabidBlackwatch]

It's like watching someone try to put a square peg into a round hole

[@TROONTRON]

When Ross got 10 troops from a card I kind of thought he would finally try to take Euope. Of course he didn't, silly me

[@jnewloved]

Really seems like Ross is actively trying to lose

[@TROONTRON]

Pure unbridled madness

[@Loveracious]

He’s got dog vision so all the territories are the same color and he thinks they’re all his

[@imallfordabulls]

Gunning for the brown star!

[@FrozenLegion]

both trott and ross because all they were doing was fighting each other while smith just grew.

[@shawnm7246]

I play this game iwth my high school special ed students. I am not joking when i state that they have better strategy than Ross and Trott.

[@chrisc6677]

Man, Smith seems to be the only one who understands the concept of Risk.

[@wikihowsamples2972]

I think he is the only one who read the rules. Seems like Ross and Trott decided to fight over 2nd place.

[@theoh1938]

To answer the question, when you have 5 Territory cards, you HAVE to trade them in, so it forced you to.

[@chrissythekid0907]

to be clear this was a good video and I enjoyed it. That being said, goddamn that was hard to watch!

[@awesomeaartvark]

Ross was just so eager to take every risk he could, hahaha, and so happy and optimistic about it every time too, love it XD XD

[@egrith2127]

Best game of risk I ever played, one guy got mad that once he started winning we (the other 3) decided to target him, so to and insult to injury, once we got him out of the game we decided to declare world peace.

[@egonpax]

They probably won't read this, but there is a board game called "Pandemic." It's a co-op game where everyone takes a role to try to cure diseases before they kill everyone. It's solid

[@ProptimusPrime777]

They've played it before on a stream mate

[@egonpax]

Richard D. Ah ok! Well then

[@TeamVanityVideos]

Wait, Smith has been to Kenya? I didn't know that information prior to hearing Smith say it and Trott and Ross question it for confirmation.

[@strictlyformyninja]

Yeah he recently went for a wedding or something like that.

[@TeamVanityVideos]

@@strictlyformyninja ah thank you, now I have been informed at least twice but no more than eight times.

[@BalthorYT]

@@TeamVanityVideos I can inform you seven more times so it'll be more than eight times, if you so desire.

[@christiankrarup6501]

Yeah, Smith was in Kenya recently. Just in case you hadn't heard

[@strictlyformyninja]

But I just want to let you know, Smith went to Kenya.

[@Toddv1]

These mics really bring me back. Reminds me of watching old Trials videos.

[@SafetyCarrot]

I enjoyed this. Can't wait to see who actually twigs the mechanics first and steamrolls the map

[@TheRedNaxelaYouTube]

Oof, that map is absolute dogshite, central Europe called northern Europe, among many others... Also, Ross: "hmm 0.07% chance of winning a blitz, I like those odds"

[@baalrog887]

It's based on old timey maps

[@strictlyformyninja]

I enjoyed this. I wouldn't mind seeing another one of these.

[@Kompoism]

08:00 I'd repressed that memory thanks Smith... and now thanks to you it's all flooding back, those bloody songs!

[@sabermachine3296]

This is some chill gameplay compared to other streams, I don’t mind it.

[@InkGraffiti]

this was really fun! would gladly watch more of these, i love it when you guys play board games

[@silverrwhiskers26]

I really enjoy watching them do board games. It's hypnotic.

[@LIamaMcFudd]

Y'all need to go for continent bonuses (and prevent each other's continent bonuses). Also Ross, don't do the Bilbo strat (too little butter spread over too much bread).

[@carlhilber2275]

North and south america are the start meta and 2 players perma contesting Africa Europe and Asia between each other gave smith the most painfully easy victory ever.

[@pacman22XD]

I really enjoy these digital board games with you, also Monopoly

[@TjarpDex]

I've never played RISK and probably don't know shit about how to play it, that being said holy shit this was painful to watch, especially Ross!! Great content as always lads!!

[@Wayeva]

Any chance of a throwback trials Evo Expert and superc-ross playlist boiks during the quarantine?

[@mehome4163]

Man, now I understand Novice stupidity much better! Thanks for demonstrating 🤣🎉🥳🙏

[@fridje]

impressed with the video quality from home

[@ThePimpinPanda]

I'd really like to see more of this

[@ashlmtl]

Has smith been to Kenya??

[@MrLittleDuck]

If you can get it running risk 2 same time is the best version of risk.

[@Pjs-ge7gk]

The toaster mics oooohhhh the nostalgia!

[@ethanthomas9743]

Trott for the love of all that is the blessed rains in Africa stop only blitzing.

[@bentricky]

Can Ross not see the blitz percentage? :D GG.

[@waasar]

This was absolutely terrible Risk guys. Great job!

[@tinkabouthat8856]

Having never played Risk before, you boiks made it hella fun!

[@dommccrirrick2728]

This would be so much better to watch if you made alliances, took continents and played properly

[@SCUL-E]

Its a bit like a fight between Valor Mystics and Instinct.

[@zactorbeam3809]

All 1’s is good right?

[@PoisonedAl]

Our teachers taught us those songs but looking back, on sufferance. After the religious bullshit, they taught us world war one and two songs that was often the church rubbish but with different lyrics. I used to love singing "He jumped from 40 thousand feet without a parachute!"

[@madmaneddy]

Good to see you are all equally bad at the game! Love it

[@originalpleb]

real talk, if you guys could do more videos on free to play game that would be great in this trying time

[@moltpong]

Smith trying to pronounce pseudo is great. Its not 'suede-o'.

[@BigLargeExtraDel]

Not at all visually appealing like Alan said, but loved it a lot anyway.

[@Elzzaw]

All these pro Risk players commenting on a video with guys that have hardly played the game, go watch a tournament if yer here for the pro plays.

[@jguitar151]

Alex has clearly played risk before. Ross clearly has not

[@RobTFilms]

I KNOW THAT SSONG SMITH IS SINGING. but also it's not really one of the classic bangers

[@BigSadClownBoi]

In the year 2022, Ukraine's size in this game is hilarious all things considered.

[@VideoSage]

Genuinely, the UI is so big on this, I can barely comprehend what is happening.

[@99baking]

Well it was literally developed as a mobile game, so trott wasn't joking

[@Eddie2Bu]

3:37 Squee!

[@KyleDB150]

do they actually know about continent bonuses? the core mechanic of the entire game?

[@bobtillich8306]

no strategy just all out attack. nice job boiks

[@danielzinke]

Do the boys have any idea this is a classic board game?

[@calumneeson20]

Always knew New Zealand didn’t really exist

[@jamespilley7832]

please stream Warzone! Haven't like many of the battle Royale games other than pubg but I'm loving this!

[@Millawls]

Last time i was this early, Covid-19 was still only in Wuhan.

[@willosborn1675]

This is a brilliant game. I would love to see more!

[@matkilla454]

I have never seen so many bad decisions in risk ever.

[@Flashjackmak]

As bad as they are at the game, I think a war between 3 really shit commanders is more fun to watch than a battle between 3 hardened veterans. I would like to see them play more risk, if any avid risk players could advise them on the best digital version to play.

[@vegoutwithvegge]

I see Ross is a fan of the Hitler strategy.

[@scott_69]

That was horrific. Smith did not even play that well he was just the least bad and used some strategy.

[@AshleyWinters79]

Is smiffy the only one who's played this before?

[@timmowarner]

I would love to see more Risk and other board games, or trivia games, or game show type games. But watching people GUESS how to play something is never fun for me. (I know others do like that sort of thing, but they can let you know in their own comments. =o) (Actually, on reflection, that's a lie. When I don't know how to play either, it's fun to watch. It's only frustrating when I DO know.)

[@KyleDB150]

you should play Plague Inc. next MonkaS

[@dangerousgoods2492]

LOL wtf did i just watch. Ross and Trot, that looked like you tried to lose....

[@OriginalScuffler]

I made it to 7:43 and just can't watch anymore. What the actual fuck is going on? They are playing like an AI whipped up in 3 minues flat: just select a random place and attack a random adjecent enemy, repeat (1-6 times each turn).

[@user-co2ps4yo7k]

smiths TA experience helped him its unfair

[@MrSpannners]

I think I am stupid, I don't how the dice rolls work in this game

[@Temprael]

You fucks should play Diplomacy. Get Big Lyds and Craigle involved maybe.

[@simplyorange8553]

Didn't you mad lads already play RISK, before? Forgot how to play, it seems!

[@fadadapple]

Why do they have a second channel for games when they’re a gaming channel...?

[@CraftedTomLion]

Smith is the personification of the "Brazil best in the world" fanboys

[@pacman22XD]

Blitz doesn't have an advantage

[@smith_of_swad4287]

CHANG TANG GANG

[@benw9364]

HYPEEE

[@perishcouncil]

if you guys learned how to play this it could be some entertaining content. not that this isnt but its kind of painful to watch you click random mobile sized buttons

[@warriah]

Thats the thing. If they actually took 5 mins to read the rules instead of skipping all tutorial screens and tool tips that explained the basics, it could be very competitive and entertaining content they could make..but they didn't. So it wasn't. It's frustrating listening to people get mad at shit they refuse to comprehend

[@warriah]

I see smithy still doesn't know what percent and chance means and they still haven't read the basic rules of risk. Fucks sake

[@fghdyusaobfhurw]

positive comment

[@zach.0]

Blitz seems broken. When Smiffy blitzed near the end, he didn't lose any troops. Are we to believe that nobody rolled a higher die when comparing dice even once?

[@Baleur]

You should play Plague Inc LOL =( Sorry =(

[@garethmillar9738]

new zealand isnt even on the map? that's dumb

[@Xanthanarium]

I kinda hate how cartoony this version looks

[@jharv93jh]

The Tories won this game

[@transarchivist]

WHY don't you just read the rules before you play?!

[@MuzzaiaH]

have you ever considered spending 5 mins to read the basic concept of a game before playing it lmao

[@nekhumonta]

You must be new here

[@shawnm7246]

Christ they are TERRIBLE at this game

[@vapiddragon6789]

Early asf

[@scottyp573]

Hard to watch guys, please you’ve played this before , learn the rules

[@Keilen10]

I am 4 years late but turn off camera animation