Civilian: You can't just leave me here like this. Everyones weapons clicks & aims at the civilian. funniest fucking thing i've seen.
@rewto51312 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@gamingwithresearcherduck4422 жыл бұрын
25:21
@AidricCarlson8 ай бұрын
Amen 🤣
@wakuwakusonicpartolcar3 күн бұрын
real
@OreoRanger22102 жыл бұрын
I love how, for as hilarious as these guys are, they couldn't completely ruin the horror of that basement. Like, it was obvious they were creeped out. When Smitty put that cam under the door and you see that room it's just like... "Oh dear God."
@MidoriDragon Жыл бұрын
Time?
@BigBoy-bq6yx Жыл бұрын
18:32 I think
@Noah69gamer8 ай бұрын
What is that about?
@jkay.478 ай бұрын
@@Noah69gamerchild 🌽
@moonmoon24796 ай бұрын
@@jkay.47it’s a lot worse than that.
@nikki48032 жыл бұрын
Smii7y's Ready or Not videos: 50% civilian casualties 10% stopping Matt from causing civilian casualties 10% failing to stop Matt from causing civilian casualties 20% "We restarted the level/***** died" screens 10% friendly fire = 100% chaos
@Official_Rz2 жыл бұрын
I am this guys mathematics, it checks out.
@daisyjoy2422 жыл бұрын
It's not a regular video until Smii7y has to restart to the game multiple times
@resonanceamplitude2 жыл бұрын
Normal SWAT team: Intel received, 3 hostiles, 6 hostages. Smii7y and his friends: Intel received, 9 hostiles, 6 unarmed.
I love how they unknowingly picked one of the darkest and saddest missions and they thought it was gonna be completely different. I also like how even when they are doing a messed up mission their jokes can still make you laugh
@iwillfindyou1234 Жыл бұрын
Valley?
@Noah69gamer8 ай бұрын
What is the mission about?
@jkay.478 ай бұрын
@@Noah69gamerchild 🌽
@someone-ke6yn7 ай бұрын
@@jkay.47oh. i didnt even notice it was about that 😨
@openthinker65626 ай бұрын
@@someone-ke6ynif you wanna know something worse… Those barrels being buried? They’re not empty…
@Starzoh2 жыл бұрын
it's weird to go from watching tactical former military milsim guys playing this game to you guys just shooting each other in the head as soon as the mission starts 😂😂
@dyllock1052 жыл бұрын
Who was the first batch
@Starzoh2 жыл бұрын
@@dyllock105 You got guys like Karmakut, Controlled pairs, GLID gaming awesome channels for real military tactics being applied to these games
@bradleykee32042 жыл бұрын
going from drewski to smitty is a vast contrast 🤣🤣
@RandomMan2k002 жыл бұрын
Honestly it is crazy watching the milsim guys play this. Absolutely nutsssss
@lordreiman83522 жыл бұрын
@@RandomMan2k00 I gotta watch that
@compass23492 жыл бұрын
1:21 I genuinely love how caught off guard grizzy was during this
@daikothesaiyan Жыл бұрын
i both loathe and love you for this comment, cause i completely forgot what happened at the beginning of the video, and your timestamp was placed exactly when he started the mic bit
@end_slayer2 жыл бұрын
25:21 the way you hear them all aim
@deltaxiii78032 жыл бұрын
i love that grizzy was looking away when nearing them from the corner and then when the woman said that he freaking turned around too and aimed hahahaha
@SsgtTucker2 жыл бұрын
Civilian: You can't leave here like this The Bois: So, you have chosen death...
@tralphstreet2 жыл бұрын
Those sounds were added in post.
@end_slayer Жыл бұрын
Damn I did not expect to get more then 10 likes but I got 404 comment not found
@thezman90012 жыл бұрын
It's weird how you can play one of the most controversial and disturbing videogame levels ever made and still be hilarious
@marcusbrown1882 жыл бұрын
The game shows the dark side of society. This map clearly looks like human trafficking ring.
@ItzKiva2 жыл бұрын
Blarg: "My Fellow Americans" *Says as a Canadian to another Canadian and only two Americans*
@HexiiSky2 жыл бұрын
but my god, if it wasnt inspiring
@ultr51292 жыл бұрын
**speaks in North American**
@saladman39152 жыл бұрын
“Only two” like those two Americans don’t make up half the squad
@Dclerkin172 жыл бұрын
Tbh I didn’t know Blarg was Canadian only smitty
@ReiDaTecnologia2 жыл бұрын
*_Confused Confusing Confusion_*
@Secarious2 жыл бұрын
12:04 No one appreciated matt's joke but I cackled out loud from it XD
@Rapidfire12732 жыл бұрын
Same
@shellshocker19032 ай бұрын
That would be some intense reverb
@Interference_2 жыл бұрын
I love how blarg wasn't a murderhobo this time, caught me off gaurd
@daisyjoy2422 жыл бұрын
The one day Blarg wasn’t murderous, everyone else was
@alexm66532 жыл бұрын
just like how the C4 vest caught everyone off guard
@defenderwolf17002 жыл бұрын
They gave him a Scooby snack that’s why
@OfficialJanitor2 жыл бұрын
Cot me auf garde as well
@UmbralPlain2 жыл бұрын
I was half wishing he responded "it took serious restraint"
@Dem_Memes212 жыл бұрын
9:22 has got to be the best part
@boqk73112 жыл бұрын
The nightclub mission is one of the scariest missions as you go further and further into the club.
@Blaze_Shadowflame2 жыл бұрын
So is the Voll house. The slow realization when you find the dark room, the children's room, the barrels being buried...
@kevinplaying2 жыл бұрын
@@Blaze_Shadowflame I wouldn’t say scary, more like disturbing.
@argentumoculisgrimm96192 жыл бұрын
Nightclub is scariest in terms of clearing angles and difficulty. Volls is definitely more disgusting as you go through it. Not super difficult, but it’s……something……
@Blaze_Shadowflame2 жыл бұрын
@@argentumoculisgrimm9619 the difficulty comes from the fact that the Voll guards all have anti-armor guns. At least in single player, they kill you very quickly.
@pennertoadinc.31502 жыл бұрын
I haven't been able to play it yet my internet dookie so updates come Hella slow
@Lørd-DaddyD9922 жыл бұрын
5:49 NOW LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOR NOW LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOR
@blackbunnybomb1044 Жыл бұрын
God tier comment 😂
@thegamereaper57552 жыл бұрын
“NO CIVILIAN CASUALTIES!” *pans to Puffer holding a grenade launcher for an indoor environment* This is why I love Puffer
@clownworld4655 Жыл бұрын
There’s no HE rounds in this game so the launcher is actually less dangerous than all the firearms
@thegamereaper5755 Жыл бұрын
@@clownworld4655 yeah, but you know Puffer didn’t read the description, he just saw a grenade launcher and wanted to commit violence
@rouge_pickle2 жыл бұрын
Great speech 1:26
@CaptainRhodor2 жыл бұрын
The second Matt volunteered to put on a voice effect and talk I knew what was coming and lowered my volume accordingly XD Also, I thought that the mansion was a drug bust when I first played it. Then I saw the basement. No arrests were made that day.
@eis65702 жыл бұрын
> boss music fades in
@argentumoculisgrimm96192 жыл бұрын
Dude I can’t stop laughing! I knew he was going to do the shitty mic but the fact smii7y didn’t even lower it or anything and just left it ear piercingly loud is hilarious
@hypershock07622 жыл бұрын
I don’t have the game, what are these maps like? I’ve also heard things about Voll.
@CaptainRhodor2 жыл бұрын
@@hypershock0762 The mansion map is breaking up a child p0rn ring, and the basement has basically a shrine to one of the "actors". I decided that everyone was guilty and armed.
@CaptainRhodor2 жыл бұрын
@@eis6570 No survivors. They were all armed and resisting.
@ajgamer24692 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone freaking out about what's in the basement and then Mat goes "you guys don't have this in your basement" 18:12.
@skye-05922 жыл бұрын
Did anybody else’s stomach drop when they made it to Valley of the Dolls? That map is so dark and a far cry from what these boys are used to. Played it since it was released and it still creeps me out big time.
@ghostx_xInRR2 жыл бұрын
oof
@andrewthomasprism93882 жыл бұрын
It's like when Soviet Womble played Swat 4 with Cyanide and they did that mission where you raid the Serial Killer/ Kidnapper's house. The one with the goofy ass nickname: "Law School Lyncher" or whatever the fuck?
@Clash11382 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I played the test version of this map and I tought it was some robbers taking people at a birthday party hostage...I was so wrong, that fucking basement...the barrels, the mosaic. That Level is properly disturbing
@bigbangcityinc2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who actually wanted to see how far those freaks could go? Like... Getting cannibal corpse lyrics kind of far? Just out of morbid curiosity?
@notlovleywaffle74092 жыл бұрын
@@bigbangcityinc as lomg as its dark and a true part of our society, they're def gonna add it
@bobwalsh3751 Жыл бұрын
4:00 Smii7y tryna be a little sneaky sneak and Matt just like HELLO!!!!!
@Ctr_Alt_Del2 жыл бұрын
I love how Puffer and Smii7y cleared the master bed room without seeing anything weird and Matt goes in and instantly notices a fleshlight. Also helps that they found the red room.
@sneekybstrd67902 жыл бұрын
25:25 is literally the sounds of the worst problem solving team handling a situation
@JohnbCagurol5 ай бұрын
Lol
@RKSNomad2 жыл бұрын
this game doesn't go light on the missions. you're not going in to kill a bunch of baddies, you're going in finding bad people hidden amongst the pile of dead innocent life.
@treybastin82602 жыл бұрын
What’s the game?
@RKSNomad2 жыл бұрын
@@treybastin8260 ready or not
@clownworld4655 Жыл бұрын
It’s still missing a ton of feature, but definitely impressive
@missdire2 жыл бұрын
This episode was priceless. I had to rewind multiple times and watched from the beginning three times. You guys are an absolute blast. Both of those missions were fucked and twisted, and anything other than chaos wouldn't have been appropriate.
@YBPhoenix2 жыл бұрын
For those that don't know what room Smii7y went into with the red lights and photos, it's a dark room which produces photos, very traditional and I love making them, but yes it makes ya look like a creep. As for the big photos of the girl with the writing and crap, yea, good luck with that!
@fvoarin13072 жыл бұрын
I don't think it being a red room is the bit that makes it creepy.....More like there's a "birthday party" where the adults "go through this entrance" and there's a red room full of those types of pictures....They should've domed the "civilian" they found in that room straight away I'm surprised not more people realise that the mission is a swat team going in to arrest a nonce gang
@bobclack32562 жыл бұрын
yeah that wasn't the reason it was creepy lmao
@YBPhoenix2 жыл бұрын
@@bobclack3256 I was just identifying the room, not identifying why it was creepy. It just looks creepy for people that don't know why it's a dark room with a red gloomy light.
@YBPhoenix2 жыл бұрын
@@fvoarin1307 just from a traditional point of view for people that never played through the game or have ever seen a room like that, it's creepy. I only was identifying the room for the basis of why it looked creepy, not referring to the back room with the giant images and drawings on the wall where 18+ images are being shot, the dark room with the red light is just the production process of said images, thus the bonus points for creepout..
@nathanaelward68682 жыл бұрын
Yeah with the adjoining kids room it looks like it’s supposed to be like a raid on a CP ring
@motormatt5447 Жыл бұрын
22:37 I thought it would be a cat…
@poseidon63802 жыл бұрын
You guys somehow manage to make such a dark and scary game so funny
@2jdestrodegr152 жыл бұрын
Scary?
@de_dorf2792 жыл бұрын
@@2jdestrodegr15 did u not just see the nightclub or the photos in the mansion, its enough to send a chill down your spine
@dingusmalingus2332 жыл бұрын
@@2jdestrodegr15 you literally bust a paedophile sex dungeon
@UnknownMan982 жыл бұрын
@@2jdestrodegr15 the mansion was essential a pedophilia house. They also off the kids when they're done. Hence the barrels in the basement.
@nikki48032 жыл бұрын
@@de_dorf279 It's less of scary and more of disturbing and unsettling if you ask me. But still a form of scary I suppose
@theseanie99582 жыл бұрын
i love how long it took them to notice that the party house was absolutely covered in NSFW stuff
@xGhxstie2 жыл бұрын
Civilian: You can't just leave me here like this. Smii7y and the Rest of the Group: *aims at her* 25:24
@Gamer-wy5muАй бұрын
The most perfect timing I'll ever see😂
@CyphenRozulus2 жыл бұрын
18:07 The Nut Room there was so many hentie pictures around the house bruh
@ONE-vt1fz2 жыл бұрын
“NO CIVILIAN CASUALTIES” pans to teammate holding grenade launcher
@xxfinebeanzxx12862 жыл бұрын
I love how smii7y is implementing real military strategies to clear a room while the rest of the gang is just HeY gUyS wUtS hApPnIn In HeRe
@SciRei7H3dEG3NeR4T32 жыл бұрын
I played the Nightclub mission by myself, but it was the beta map, so seeing the floors and walls coated with corpses was freaking ominous as hell as I watched this.
@xxdeadhavocxx32362 жыл бұрын
*Legend says SMii7y and the boys still are trying to finish that level to this day*
@cesartejada4352 жыл бұрын
Blarg: Complains towards smii7y Smii7y: Your going to get a spanking (Shotgun shell going off)
@BentleyFlinn-ts3fp5 ай бұрын
4:43 he really gave off the "drop it or be droped, homeboy!" Vibe.
@kevinbohmermann63592 жыл бұрын
When they got to the “civilian casualties” jokes i realyy hoped for “the mission is… no russian”
@fanta_protogen2 жыл бұрын
23:59 my favorite I laugh so hard I fell
@ditrixgenesis7812 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if I had the opening bit my way, Blarg would say, "Yep, we're gonna be here a while. *Inserts one more coin* Ok that's it."
@hypernate1playsandletsplay2242 жыл бұрын
Best of both worlds
@xinikal_2 жыл бұрын
The collective gun cocking sfx at 25:20 got me 💀
@mfcrumbs2 жыл бұрын
You know damn well if a game makes this group think “man what the fuck is this” in a not shitposty way, you know it’s probably disturbing as fuck
@blipblop_stop30692 жыл бұрын
16:50 decent into mad creepy rooms
@bwalt19092 жыл бұрын
2:27 I like how he disappears into a cloud of smoke
@Gamer-wy5muАй бұрын
It was like his body teleported to the floor😂
@kinosaga212 жыл бұрын
this went from casual swat swarm to horror creepy in break neck speeds.
@peb5062 жыл бұрын
This game is always great with this group, I can never get enough of it
@RedDotDEMON Жыл бұрын
SMII7 is not the russianbadger nahh hes the jermanbeaver
@kurtcobain47432 жыл бұрын
Thank you for all the entertainment you given us SMii7y
@After_All_Is_Said2 жыл бұрын
It’s Kurt Cobain
@TheColSandersJr2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for giving me my morning inspiration, shotgunning a rockstar
@Dclerkin172 жыл бұрын
Wait aren’t you supposed to be dead?
@kurtcobain47432 жыл бұрын
@@Dclerkin17 maybe
@Dclerkin172 жыл бұрын
@@kurtcobain4743 I guess all the conspiracy theories are true
@aidanwood6281 Жыл бұрын
1:45 all I heard was "No Russian."
@owenlarsen66802 жыл бұрын
It’s so funny how they didn’t read who’s mansion they were raiding all of the jokes are so much better 😂😂
@shadow234982 жыл бұрын
I don't really play this game but I'm curious, who's was it?
@astynfernandes24612 жыл бұрын
@@shadow23498 a wealthy child p*rn producer who seems to want intimate relations with his own daughter
@BKnight_2 жыл бұрын
@@shadow23498 Valley of the Dolls (the massive mansion) is a raid on a suspected child pornography ring. 'Janey', who's the one celebrating the 18th birthday party, is the girl whose photos are plastered all over the creepy basement. In the room with the big hole in the floor in the basement, there's a barrel with her belongings on it. In the hole there's other barrels too that look like they've been dug up. The theory is that 'Janey' was killed and stuffed into the barrel once she turned 18; like many others before her. They then bury the barrel with the body in it and find their next victim to exploit. It's a *super* dark map. Probably one of the most dark of any video game in a long time.
@shadow234982 жыл бұрын
@@BKnight_ thx for the info
@danieljohnston45062 жыл бұрын
Also adding on from the comment explaining the mission. Occasionally when replaying the mission you can find a girl locked in closet crying for your help as the shooting starts. Asking for you to rescue her. Additionally, there is a place in the mansion with shelves filled with VHS tapes with names and numbers on them, assuming that these are all the victims, there must be over 1000 VHS tapes on the shelves. Showing the gravity of the situation and how fucked up it is
@FinalQueue0072 жыл бұрын
18:52 Oh hell nah, this is creepy as shit
@asarothelle39752 жыл бұрын
When Smitty’s shot Matt in the beginning it looked like he just disintegrated him. There was no animation of him falling over, by the time the smoke and sparks cleared he was just on the ground.
@Armoredcompany Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Shooting a retreating target is NOT actually a war crime. An enemy combatant attempting to escape still technically poses a threat as they can simply turn and engage at a later point. It might be "immoral" to some people, but it isn't technically illegal. Setting up ambushes on routes of retreat is actually a pretty established tactic at this point.
@deltariun68862 жыл бұрын
Smii7y, blarg, puffer and grizzy have the perfect humour to make the perfect combination of laughter and toxicity. Absolute masterpiece.
@themysticarcher33132 жыл бұрын
25:24 The absolute speed at which everyone locked in their guns at her was beautiful
@z3_gaming5262 жыл бұрын
Woman: You can't just leave me here like this. Smii7y and friends: Aggressively pull out guns.
@descoolkids12872 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah. I love this series with all my heart. So glad you are bringing it back.
@jaybred67522 жыл бұрын
each smi77y videos is like using a flashbang in a dark cave and constantly using another cause you can't see
@technobeats5592 Жыл бұрын
Love grizzly at 6:04 is funny
@eko73072 жыл бұрын
The sheer panic Smii7y had when he saw the person with the bomb vest was hilarious
@m_louie Жыл бұрын
Smii7y's instincts in 6:55 has got to be the worst example of how to deal with someone with an explosive vest, turning around and running while the enemy runs at you is terrifying
@jabbersthekillerrabbit50579 ай бұрын
Yea, I even said out loud “you have a shotgun!”
@4yearoldsareevil8582 жыл бұрын
Nothing like being awake at 1:39 drinking lime coke and playing far cry 6 while watching a smi77y video
@spoontzels77572 жыл бұрын
1:12 and I immediately lowered my headset's volume
@ralphshadow2 жыл бұрын
There’s just something about their laughter that cures my depression any day
@acs47049 ай бұрын
3:02 bro took like 5 point blank shotgun rounds to the head and was like 🗿
@brunobanda12102 жыл бұрын
14:55 mcr in an alternate universe
@darryllavalley70732 жыл бұрын
7:00 the realization lmao
@sargent_carrot69882 жыл бұрын
Bro the flicking "You can't leave me here" *Sound of for guns simultaneously aiming at her head*
@epicgamer187233 ай бұрын
25:22 as an American, this was the funniest thing
@ExpandDong4202 жыл бұрын
21:59 Blarg Scream Button
@ferryv67402 жыл бұрын
I'm glad the guys always help the people who cant be left here like this.
@ShadowSniper7432 жыл бұрын
The first 4 minutes of the video is something I will remember until my dying breath
@jacwelsch52592 жыл бұрын
24:44 Was I the only person to notice that painting?
@parkerdenning968 Жыл бұрын
Ik right
@Anime_boy_sai2 ай бұрын
No bro, I paused the video and just zoom it in fr 😅
@flamelordx86122 жыл бұрын
This is always a great game for them to play
@treybastin82602 жыл бұрын
What game is it
@meredithguthrie92142 жыл бұрын
just wanted to say that I have been sick for the past week and your videos have been one of the only things making me feel better. thanks smii7y, your work is never unnapreciated
@taterthegamer25432 жыл бұрын
Thanks for being a great youtuber
@hunterox12322 жыл бұрын
21:54 “I’ll help ya, I got ya!” Blows up room*
@Spikey_Pineapple2 жыл бұрын
Blarg/Matt is so underrated, lol. 820k subs and yet, he was basically the jokes for this whole video. A man providing this much content, is either a genius or a special edd.
@Xenos_Soulflame2 жыл бұрын
“You can’t just leave me here like this.” *RIFLE NOISES INTENSIFY*
@explosivepotato87792 жыл бұрын
this channel is one of the only channels on KZbin that can actually make me laugh, Thanks for the content!
@desertsandfly227713 күн бұрын
17:30 The moment Smii7y and his friends realized the true horror of this map and they dropped all the funny act.
@kypie68112 жыл бұрын
An ad came on as soon as puffer said “guys quit fuckin-“ 3:15
@lucasrivalsi68202 ай бұрын
Me to
@armashhhh2 жыл бұрын
6:05 💀😭😭😭
@TheMCmace2 жыл бұрын
the map with the appartement and the party has sick storytelling^^
@majikeego2442 жыл бұрын
What was the story
@Dclerkin172 жыл бұрын
@@majikeego244 Let’s keep you innocent okay? If you didn’t pick it up by watching I don’t think you want to know
@arandomguy26162 жыл бұрын
@@majikeego244 time to corrupt the innocent Basically the husband (voll I think that was his name) runs a cp ring that the swats come to bust…yeah you can probably connect the dots from there… A piece of kind of useless information that I just want to point out is that the parents are both ps
@whoamI-tk3qz2 жыл бұрын
@@arandomguy2616 uh yes cod point ring
@majikeego2442 жыл бұрын
@@arandomguy2616 on not that bad
@KaizerOnTT2 жыл бұрын
9:24 was one of the funniest scenes ever bruh😭💀
@commanderfoxyoogabooga2 жыл бұрын
20 seconds is about how long y'all will be ready for this game lmao
@gmanawesome57732 жыл бұрын
FIRST I THOGHT THE NIGHTCLUB WAS SCARY BUT, THE VOLL HOUSE MAKES MY STOMACH TURN
@julianheng12982 жыл бұрын
"This is Painful" perfectly describes this session... and the editor's hard work😂
@KJH-43433 ай бұрын
1:21 Just out of nowhere Matt just fuckin blows everyone’s ears up with a loud ass mic upgrade that was hilarious 🤣
@Amytron4057 Жыл бұрын
8:44 that sign had me in stitches
@lynxoflight72 Жыл бұрын
"MY FELLOW AMERICANS" *bass boosted static noises intensify*. Man.. what a speech
@thomasbray87082 жыл бұрын
5:45 Travis Scott concert be like
@DreamsCodex2 жыл бұрын
HEY SMITTY!! Have you ever thought about attempting one mission the right way? Like just add it as a bonus clip. I wanna see how you guys play when you take it seriously.
@longbeanhaul10142 жыл бұрын
7:42 "IM NOT SEEIN ENOUGH MOVEMENT!" 😭😭
@Frost-nk5xc Жыл бұрын
17:38 I like that they started breaching the basement rooms slowly for fear of getting shot (and getting demonetized due to what they might see.)
@ZombieCraft-ds4bm2 жыл бұрын
2:06 “Remember, no Russian”
@bluerose1689 Жыл бұрын
“You can’t just leave me here like this” *vicious gun clicking* O K A Y :)
@Kapow072 жыл бұрын
In the beginning Matt switched sides really quick lmao
@akvmu_zzz2 жыл бұрын
holy crap, that scream at 24:20 i thought my stomach was growling and i was like wtf is up with me
@RiggedFem2 жыл бұрын
23:13 Ya missed something to censor SMii7Y
@blueberry9527Ай бұрын
i love how Matt at 2:27 went from standing to laying in a single frame