We Read Your Most CURSED STORIES

[@Stachelbeeerchen]

The DM fumbled a billion times harder than I ever thought I could fumble.

[@jamescasteel4066]

They dude blew it sooo fucking hard

[@blockrock44]

Frfr rolled a natural 1 for wisdom.

[@midnightshout69]

Brother somehow rolled a nat negative

[@JuicyCubical]

He rolled a NAT 1 on his charisma save

[@shaddykack]

I’ve had sessions go better when I rolled multiple nat1’s in a row 💀 fumbling isn’t a strong enough word

[@Arsontapir]

I was not prepared for the mental image of that one dad walking in, pointing at the tv like Phoenix Wright , shouting "INAPPROPRIATE!" and then immediately turning around and leaving

[@TheGreatThicc]

With his giga chad walk that he has in Marvel vs Capcom

[@yumri4]

Well if you go by Japanese 1990s law it is pretty accurate not so much for Japanese 2020s law nor for USA law at any time in history

[@Nightmare-wo2gd]

The watcher should've stood up and yelled objection

[@chaddybear9845]

Just imagine the whip crack sound effect when he pointed.

[@Starkiller5121]

It should have been: OBJECTIFYING 😂😂

[@kozai723]

Why is “I once got railed by Barney the Dinosaur” the best line I ever heard 😂😂😂

[@Reuraku]

When you think about what the man in the suit does now it's both funny and makes sense. 😆

[@mrblakeboy1420]

could be more like venting than a confession, depending on extraneous factors

[@andrewjanczak]

Actually

[@andrewjanczak]

The best line I hav ever heard in my life

[@Hobojoe4464]

Well the guy who played him in the suit is a weird sex guru now, so it's completely possible.

[@ivanbluecool]

Sinder:lets read some chat stories Chat:(sweating)

[@carloscollazo6418]

100% accurate

[@TheEpicAzn]

0:28 one helluva way to start

[@YoshiandDot]

6:50 "This Wasn't In The Script!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MiniArts159]

9:07 Chad answer: "Yes. Next question."

[@deadMan33331]

I would jokingly answer "wanna find out" Trying to match her vibe

[@jrdds]

"Sometimes, ya just gotta cuddle the homies to sleep" -Sinder, 2024 😂

[@trevorghalt1881]

That mod could have pulled Penny, the dungeon master fumbling all the way downhill, I can feel that and imagining the different stuff I like being in one big world as a kid *same*

[@Allidoisgame397]

“The difference between him and I is that I would keep eating the ice cream, but I would stare.” *continues to stare into your soul*

[@theburningruler7279]

5:53 Me and my cousin would always do that (Minus the drawing and fusion, we would just be Eeveelutions) and one day we decided to think up two new ones. I thought of a grass type called Leafeon and she thought of an ice type called Glaceon. This was before gen 4 was announced. Still weirds me out to this day

[@Pandoramatic]

3:15 Honestly every person is scary

[@DaddyHensei]

Cuddling to stay warm is a survival imperative.

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

No one mentioning how the brother was ok with cuddling his sister in bed?

[@blackleviathan2269]

@@rumplstiltztinkersteinNo one mentioned it, because he didn't. You should listen more carefully. He cuddled his sisters' boyfriend. So at most he cuddle- NTRed his sister.

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

​@@blackleviathan2269 But look at his perspective. He was trying to cuddle someone in that direction. There are two options then: - He wanted to cuddle with her boyfriend; - He wanted to cuddle with his own sister; Imagine you are in a tent with your sister and your boyfriend. If you end up cuddling with someone, it is going to be one of those two. Maybe her brother wanted a piece of that dude too. We can't ignore that possibility.

[@blackleviathan2269]

@@rumplstiltztinkersteini think either he was asleep and cuddled back on instinct or he knew his sisters' boyfriend was on that side and he didn't mind cuddling with him.

[@dylanparrott8347]

"once I got railed by barney the dinosaur" I love this is right after their like "ok let find a wholesome story!"

[@X-boi3.0]

3:07 this is what we call a Botez Gambit

[@xandraxie3183]

Ahh we got a chess fan in here

[@diamondhamster4320]

Bro in the final story also blew it like the guy in that DM story - should have said "Yeah, I do, whant your to be eaten exact same way???"

[@mj91212]

No no no, the proper response would be “Maybe I do, wanna find out?” 😏

[@diamondhamster4320]

@@mj91212 Well something like that.

[@neckbeardcat6777]

To be fair the same could be said for the girl. She could of approached it in a much more tactical way if she was wanting anything from him. Went straight to a .50 BMG for scalpel work.

[@Paradox-es3bl]

Maybe she wasn't his type

[@diamondhamster4320]

@@Paradox-es3bl Maybe

[@ivanbluecool]

Sinder sure knows how to give us fiery content

[@YourFNKraken]

I see what you did there

[@why7654]

I keep seeing you on every Vtuber clip or video

[@ivanbluecool]

@@why7654 thank you

[@thet-bone6628]

🗿

[@Taisto-Perkele]

You could say her videos are pretty lit.

[@explosivesun8608]

8:16 Bro, that last story damn near killed me. Especially since I had something really similar happened to me as well, except it was with my girlfriend at the time and it was over a video call as she subjectively said, "I really wish I was that ice cream right now....".

[@Isseract]

0:45 perfect usage of tom and jerry 😂😂😂

[@Cronofuge]

I like the mix of wholesome and degen stories. Fun time. I also need to know why Vienna is in the transition at 2:34

[@OdessaPNG]

7:36 Usually a regular is a cheese pizza cuz it's has no toppings

[@TheGreatThicc]

Trying to say cheese isn't a topping.. that's topsist

[@OdessaPNG]

That's called "extra cheese"

[@82gamerprincess31]

Yeah or pizza margarita if you wanna be fancy.

[@TheOnlyHawkeye666]

Regular is Pepperoni and Sausage with me. Anything must be specified

[@OriginalPiMan]

A simple cheese pizza usually isn't even on the menu at pizza places near me.

[@emilyharris4241]

7:08 hamster

[@sonic_boredom]

7:06 hamtur

[@Timaeus_Ryujin]

On that last one with the ice cream I would have legit just snapped back with yes yes I do just to see her reaction 😂

[@RetySempai]

I love this editor, great job

[@SarahFeiya-ms6by]

The start was so unhinged I love it 😂

[@MartyrPandaGaming]

Good on bro saying no to DMing for them. Unless you're running a module or one you've already made, it takes a bit of work to put something together. More so when it's short notice and it's people you've never played with before. There are some DMs that could do that and run a campaign by the seat of their pants, but they're few and far between and even less of them are really good at it.

[@mahapatrasohamm]

He could have said that he didn’t have a story/module needed for a campaign at that time and then do it at a later date

[@MartyrPandaGaming]

@mahapatrasohamm He could have. He chose not to, though. Which is equally his right to do.

[@82gamerprincess31]

Always good to fully descibe pizza. You don’t want to end up somewhere like California with a clam and alvacado pizza 🤢. Or have someone like me who has an aversion to onions and peppers ending up half dead.

[@Abyss_Princess]

4:48 Parents must have a 6th sense or something when it comes to this

[@Paysim8165]

Sinder: We would create pokemon fusions and pretend to be the pokemons we created. Me: Same sh*t here, we did it at elementary school with like 9 other boys, such good memories.

[@undyingwolf]

6:45 Barnie

[@VME-Brad]

I mean, if you go to little caesers and just order a hot & ready pizza, they give you the pepperoni one (even though the cheese one exists). So yeah, pepperoni is a regular pizza.

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

the "i love pizza" at the end lmao

[@thelordz33]

9:14 The appropriate response is, "Why? Do you want me to yours?"

[@venomdash0339]

5:10 So I'm not the only one!

[@hexerin]

Cuddling isn't inherently sexual, so a person's sexuality really doesn't apply. Just my opinion/feeling about it. Cuddle with your friends, everyone wins!

[@TheAnchanteBros]

YO FACTS

[@jessebrooks6231]

It's been proven many times, if you fall asleep in the wild, in a tent with sleeping bag or no, the body's natural instinct is to gravitate to other heat sources for survival instincts. It may be weird to most but it kept our caveman Unga bunga ancestors alive

[@bluesrike]

"Damn bro, you eat bussy like that?" Goddammit, now I got water going down the wrong passage.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

I had it coming out my nose 😂😂

[@BarzIsBored]

6:59 as someone called Barney, I took that personally

[@assaraan9407]

that lat thing with the ice cream is definatly a "was she flirting?" moment

[@williamfichter2406]

5:32 I'd be the one fighting off the Twelve Kizuki with a stick thats as long as a katana and the same breathing techniuqes as Tanjiro

[@Erik-El-Valenciano]

7:59 Boyz are boyz no matter the situation every time is a good time for the good night kiss

[@Frite2232]

The way you said "some of them are very wholesome(start of video) and when you kept saying "Awwww" to anything cute is adorable, keep the cuteness up. Its my weakness❤

[@GryphonTheStormwalker]

Btw sinder so I seen a video of u talking about everyone who was hating on all ur cover songs but pls don't get upset bc of them their just jealous that they can't actually sing as good as u and I will keep listening to ur songs bc I love them and I swear in my opinion I am kinda starting to listen to more heavy metal songs bc u inspired me to!!! So please keep up the awesome work!!! And again don't let the haters ever get to u bc I'm trying to make rap songs but lately I've been sounding like I've been reading the song lyrics i made and I been getting hated on but I don't let it get to me bc I had a best friend named Jake encourage me to keep making em and like 2 years ago he passed away and he was 19 but he influenced me a whole entire lot and now u encouraged me to start making music again! So thank u for all u do sinder!!!

[@KDB349]

"I'm waiting for it to turn degenerate" same baby girl 😂😂 1:26- 1:28 2:56 - 3:10 YOU FOOl! YOU RUINED IT!

[@jacobw618]

The fact that a very rare number of these stories are genuinely wholesome makes them somehow even more jarring than the actually cursed stuff Also Sinder’s voice just makes me happy. Like it’s completely unrelated to what I just commented, but fuck it, she has a really nice voice

[@giggukardaguy9077]

2:34 Sudden Vienna

[@MattMerica76]

5:10 YO MY FRIENDS AND I DID THAT TOO!

[@rayanderson5797]

I kinda did that too. We were jedi. I remember that I had two lightsabers, blue and green. The green was mine originally, and the blue one came from my master (played by another kid) who was slain.

[@MattMerica76]

@@rayanderson5797 That’s awesome

[@GunterBagsYT]

My old friends and I did that too.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Same here! We would combine the three hottest nerd animes of yugioh, Pokemon and bakugan. Those were the good old days

[@sayosatella3447]

We do love being the little spoon tbh.

[@TheDanlovejoy]

with the penny one, best response would have been to stare right back and go "you wanna find out?"

[@EddisonWelch]

That's just disgusting bro.

[@taiga7276]

3:20 BRROOOO NOOOOOO WHY ANYTHING BUT THAT NOOOOO

[@toranosukekim9319]

In my mind, since I worked in a pizzeria, regular pizza is pepperoni pizza, because it was the most ordered pizza. Most kids love it and order only it. And we had some regular senior citizens, which came to us once or twice a week just to eat that pizza. :) But loved the wholesome stories, especially the one where the guy hugged the little bro of his gf, with her laughing at them. They are gonna be bros for life now. And I can totally relate to the last story. I would be flustered, but still eat the ice cream xD

[@actuallyleland2256]

watching this drunk af is such a chaotic but enjoyable experience

[@nicotron1]

This video could have been like 25 minutes longer, and I would have watched the whole thing. Love the sibling energy between you two.

[@LunaBunnyOwO]

I love how precious these two are

[@Julien_22_]

Holy hell sinders Outfit is amazing.

[@MrRazgriez666]

On the pizza debate, i had friends who used the term regular pizza referring to their regular order but anyone outside the friend group was always confused 😂

[@keybladeterra]

These stories were great! Some wholesome and some absolutely crazy. Glad mine made it in (5:09)

[@Hippotitus]

I to did that only we were the “heroes” (more anti hero) fighting the different monsters and villains

[@SprainedSentinel]

Bro, you and your friend are some real fucking Gs, I wish I had a bond as divine as yours.

[@ZachX888]

3:12 I like how you're the one saying that along with that joke. 😁

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Wholesome or embarrassing there is no middle ground

[@trevorghalt1881]

Sinder and Camila great collab, Camila had a really cute bald spot and it was nice hearing about her fantasy with Barney👍🏾😂

[@iitsMikeB]

Nothing like looking away from your screen for literally a split second, only to hear "I got railed by Barney the dinosaur".....

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

*neck breaking second take* “wait…WHAAAAAAAAAATTTT?????”

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

When Camilla started reading the first story, I was thinking “wait…is this a viewer or Camilla herself confessing?”

[@noisetalker]

I think its impossible to fumble harder than the DM person 😭

[@Turkeygav]

2:20 yeah I didn’t know that until I was like 11 or 12

[@ericsoucie2865]

8:01 If I remember correctly one of the actors for Barney did do that... to children. That's how he lost his role of playing Barney around so many children.

[@Pappa_Mac]

That ice cream story, "if you're a good girl, you'll find out later."

[@alexandersean4708]

4:10 Hey, it could have been MUCH worse. Chapter 3 exists, as much as we pretend it doesn't. Also, how we catch Hanamura in Chapter 1 is pretty lewd as well.

[@SheruMuko]

3:13 way to call yourself intimidating

[@RiqueDaSxnsxi]

0:31 the laughhh 😂😂😂😂

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

“I reused it again” some people just never learn from their mistakes

[@JackWolf1]

9:10 …not sure why, but it feels like the best response should be something along the lines of: “I don’t know, care to find out?”

[@flamephoenix8413]

Yea it would be

[@jeff-05327]

"honestly, pretty girls are kinda scary" -a pretty girl

[@Fambuskix]

Love the intro bit. Not many do that before vtuber recaps start

[@alexkott4591]

As someone who has been DM'ing since high school, I felt that one in my SOUL!

[@JackDespero]

Cami is so right, I love being the little spoon.

[@hunnyfung5165]

Margarita is the original pizza once you add anchovies and a bit of dried fruit

[@matthewrawlings1284]

While pizza technically predates this by millenia; for pizza as well known dish you are correct.

[@GravityX_]

Beacuse I'm from Europe I couldn't watch the stream, cause it was at like 1am, and because of that I did not know, if my story made it in. Now watching the video and seeing that the first story was MY story. I felt so fucking embarrassed. I'm not even kidding I was blushing so much watching this video. And to answer your question. It felt good, but I felt like it wasn't enough. (btw I'm a guy)

[@Op_Gator]

It was you? Dude, I don't know what to say, but... bro, why? 💀☠️ (Don't rely, I don't need to know)

[@GravityX_]

@@Op_Gator It was actually me. I would love to show proof, but because I didn't put my name in, I can't prove it. But I feel like nobody would like to be associated with that story anyway. And to answer you second question. I don't know why I did that...

[@titanemp]

You know now that I think about it. whenever I order pizza I tend to refer to pizza size as regular pizza, and say. pepperoni.

[@iamcage187]

7:35 if anything its cheese pizza which is the regular pizza

[@Suzerain123]

1:13 how was that a cursed story it was pretty wholesome

[@ignisdark]

God I wish I could’ve told them about my family camping trip as a teen where there was a very drunk skunk

[@michalsniadala1667]

6:08 based of him

[@FruitNDoggie]

9:07 No, ice cream tastes good.

[@LulledNull]

6:02 imagine finishing inside somebody then just going "YO. DAP ME UP" *hand clasp* "MY MAN"

[@VladimirDT]

Ice cream guy fumbled hard too

[@alexgames6986]

9:15 ... Oh no.. I have something similar and I don't know how I feel about it now..

[@darklordumbreon]

Cinder I'd kill for more of these + confessions lol

[@Barter.181]

3:39 suddenly your name is balz and sinder will say balls😂😂

[@kamenriderevol2225]

Honestly I still do the combined universe of all my favorite media in my head sometimes doing scenarios or skits in my head as well.

[@enz025]

I could watch Sinder and Camila read these for hours.

[@MorganHall-u6k]

"guys love being the little spoon" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@gameju7]

Alright i just clicked because I was intrigued by the model used, oh my god it is too cute Im gonna die. I can’t imagine how long it took to make it or even rig it, even if it’s probably some live 2D since most people can’t afford 3D

[@Ozzie-Baby]

"i once got railed by barney the dinosau- okay..." just imagining barney going down on a person with Y/N on there face where they eyes should be

[@WheylahLincoln-o2e]

9:04 had me dieing😂😂😂

[@ArchonKujo]

The thumbnail already explains already 😂

[@HomicideTheBunny]

I always appreciate Camimi changing out her toggles over time.

[@PaNVin_]

THE START LMAOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLUS GETTING RAILED BY BARNEY 😭😭😭😭

[@Toneill029]

8:16 we do and we’re tired of acting like we don’t.

[@NiemerGang]

i think the blue style fits sinder better than that fire one :3

[@mackenzieschurman3563]

2:18 I was reading books to my friends in kindergarten at 5 years old

[@Mare_Man]

7:05 Me eating a breakfast burrito while watching this