We "Rebranded" Every Company

what were those m&m's doing though
♦ People in the video ♦
Gavin (Purple) - / gavintinoyt
Quacks (Orange) - / @justquacks
SolidJJ (Red) - / solidjj
Loki (Green) - / huskymoment
Edited by: Sane + Me
/ virtuallysane
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Music -
Outro: A Lively Inn - Miitopia
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
We "Rebranded" Every Company - Terribly Rebranding Companies

[@trustedcelery7596]

I rebranded your FACE with my FIST 🤜

[@trustedcelery7596]

@@phonkequinox2602 you know who else didn’t ask?

[@phonkequinox2602]

@@trustedcelery7596 didn't ask

[@raygamez32]

@@phonkequinox2602 Do you fart?

[@justquacks]

banger

[@OliSW]

thats siiiiiiick

[@Skemolia]

graphic design is carbons passion

[@Nicooo.]

carbom

[@Abyssley]

carbonius

[@redacted_yt]

car

[@Calmtimer]

scerboondus

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Bons

[@schnds]

Ohhhh M&M's because there were two M's in his teeth

[@lucasonfire_5214]

Ohhhh M&M's because there were to M's in his teeth

[@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278]

Ohhhh M&M's because there were to M's in his teeth

[@sammyjones8279]

Ohhh M&M's because there were two M's in his teeth

[@Cera_01]

Ohh M&M's because there were two M's in his teeth

[@rainypot1766]

Ohhhh M&M's because there were two M's in his teeth

[@Bubbles_552]

Bro im sitting in a dining hall with my phone on the table watching this and the fucking TONY THE TIGER pic comes up and i have to grab my phone and close youtube so fast lmao

[@CallMeCarson]

did you see how big and pink his nipples are

[@Bubbles_552]

Yes they are awesome but the people sitting next to me didn’t feel the same

[@CatgirlExplise6039]

@@CallMeCarson I have bigger tits then tony the tiger and i have CONFIRMED this

[@jacetheguymusic]

@@Bubbles_552 would you give them a little lick??

[@TheZRift]

Dude, I just had a similar experience lol. Watching this video at a bar and I had to skip it so fast

[@justquacks]

you approach us asking to rebrand companies then you pull some random bullshit. -rep

[@CallMeCarson]

Mad cuz i had the best presentations. Crazy from the Miss Minutes holding a gun guy

[@HangmanAdam2]

​@@CallMeCarson hey Carson wood fired pizza

[@cryo2099]

@@CallMeCarson hey carson wood fired pizza

[@noneofyourbusiness2562]

@@CallMeCarson hey Carson wood fired pizza

[@user-ts1nx1to8h]

@@CallMeCarson hey cawson wood fiwed pizza (,,>﹏

[@kekulism]

24:35 The way gavin says "Introducing OR" so damn fast lmao

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

This has to be one of my favorite genres of videos, Carson and his friends fucking around with photoshop and creating abominations out of recognizable things

[@samtomkatt]

You said this before you watched the video. You're that kind of person. Despicable, and also, cringe

[@xoa9956]

i domt care

[@narcleptik]

I domt care

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

See guys? He dom’t care

[@DonutTPOTer]

god i feel like this kinda video hasn't been done since before the incident

[@comdnoive]

25:30 Genius bit

[@soundbeverage3964]

dude he had all the possibilities lined up just in case

[@collinbloo]

That's right, Comd

[@scoaktree9575]

JJ can’t go 2 minutes without making a 9/11 joke lol

[@sammyjones8279]

Carson: "JJ can we talk about some of your jokes?" JJ: "Mmhm what about them?" Carson: "Okay so this one you have written down here; it just says 'bring up 9/11'." JJ: "... And?" Carson: "JJ that's not a joke, that's just a national tragedy." JJ: "I guess you could say that joke will *crash and burn*!!!"

[@IzzyIsntReal]

@@sammyjones8279Bro made a hypothetical scenario

[@kondorkristof8524]

@@IzzyIsntRealIt's a skit from one of jjs videos but without the muppets

[@taxisalad]

@@IzzyIsntRealit's a parody of one JJ's skits about the Muppets

[@dr_popcorn]

Fozzie you're a horrible person

[@Floydknight]

I’d like to point out JJ’s tabs: “rd angry birds” “angry birds space” “yellow angry birds” “blue angry birds” “angry birds smosh” “green angry bird” “pink angry birds” “evil angry birds” “angry birds vore” “angry birds 9/11” “ninja turtles walking with splinter”

[@gibsy4843]

"angry birds vore" is the most concerning one

[@protisteos9778]

he looked up evil angry birds. a horrifying glimpse into his twisted fucked up mind.

[@Mr_Original]

I'm sorry, what was that last one???

[@collinbloo]

​​@@gibsy4843It's the second most concering compared to "angry birds 9/11"

[@raydon5758]

this may be one of your funniest videos on this channel i'm LITERALLY crying

[@Pepper2B]

someone on your friends list redeemed a blood clot on you

[@kameronharrington5478]

@@Pepper2B me and my friends. we peanut.

[@hatsukotaro]

No doubt tears of uncontrollable sadness

[@Pepper2B]

wait when did it say crying i thought it said dying wtf??

[@claym0re]

​@@Pepper2BCLOT

[@Somerandomjingleberry]

The fwiffy beba gebor woobler doodli sequence has me laughing so hard I’m getting a whole core workout at like 1 AM

[@_softi]

2 people in the first minute of the video being out commented "Balls" with no context

[@shadowblaze9424]

Balls

[@fr4nk0]

Balls

[@Abyssley]

Balls

[@ooger5777]

Balls

[@Thicc_Buncus]

balls

[@Gobeux]

Loki literally just turned minecraft into miniclip

[@comagreeny7194]

20:09 gavin is the funniest guy ever. The way he says everything oh my god.... Can't wait for HD ALEX

[@absolutemattlad2701]

you put my thinking cap on had me rolling

[@QSR49]

26:46 When Gavin went “clot” I thought he casted another secret spell of his and felt it in every part of my body

[@outsmile]

"I don't have opps. I killed them all" -Mr Clean 1942

[@kashino55archive94]

I love how Carson keeps insisting that the recording isn't worth keeping within the first five minutes of a 35 minute-long video

[@dekunut6714]

Bethal Bompany

[@skurd721]

barson bing

[@kari264pl5]

Bello Babin

[@qualified_educational_user2919]

bony basketball

[@farethia3296]

1:15 Shiori Katase blushing gif (My Tiny Senpai) 1:17 Vladilena Milizé blushing gif (Eighty-Six)

[@SailorLen_]

I want to ask. But I don't want to know.

[@JJake993]

go away

[@flapjackgd937]

:(

[@NickDroid_]

Yuri manga

[@Goldiloxz]

I legit paused the video when I saw Lena

[@skottie135790]

13:45 in case anyone was wondering, the tiger is cooking crack

[@syntruss]

he know about that soda whippin up yola getting skrilla

[@Enjoyer-.]

@@syntrussok yumi

[@mr.square7286]

I can’t believe how good of a CEO has been running Carson Co

[@friendhaus1858]

bro i just noticed how fucking cool you are, thats insane

[@subxero_x]

"Hosportal" was a missed opportunity

[@Jarran2R]

this video was 50% redesigning logos, 40% off topic goofiness and 10% realizing m&ms

[@Bigman-vd7gc]

5:20 THEY DID SURGERY ON A SANDWICH 😮😮😮 hope he gets well soon

[@P1augeD0c]

Balls

[@fr4nk0]

Balls

[@yesthisisstupid]

Balls

[@shadowblaze9424]

Balls

[@Mythjake]

Balls

[@Thicc_Buncus]

balls

[@solvorr6111]

bro really gave everyone a prompt and said I'm gonna do my own thing and salvage the reconding, bro think he is Him 😂 RIP Target Dog my man

[@DrDementia]

That intro gave me hemorrhoids

[@Captain_Willlow]

I've never actually spit water out of my mouth from laughing, congratz Carson you have sucessfully dehydrated me.

[@kyoar3397]

I like the part where Gavin lost all human functioning

[@orangepeel4542]

29:56 new verbal stim unlocked... 👆😳

[@dekunut6714]

I read that as "We rebranded lethal company"

[@Gallery1312]

Dude that’s absolutely lethal

[@Gallery1312]

Dude thats so friggin lethal

[@pixwool]

Dude thTs oethal

[@Wiref.]

Let me out. It’s cold.

[@Wiref.]

I’M STARTING TO BUBBLE WHAT THE HELL IT HURTS

[@jacetheguymusic]

no

[@jacetheguymusic]

@@Wiref. waa waa waa

[@Abyssley]

cope

[@Cera_01]

​@@Wiref. Sorry I pressed the clot button

[@beanman395]

My brain was rotting so much I was expecting Baskin to show his hollow mug again

[@yonatahn9775]

jumpscare at 10:15 you're welcome

[@daisyjoy242]

The cake is a lie

[@guydude439]

Thanks, that jumpscare was so loud and scary I wouldve freaked out if you didnt warn us

[@gomibak514]

scary 😨

[@yaboiandrew2058]

why was the dog found dead under the arch why he shotgun 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@capnolivbeard]

We “Milked” Every Company Dry! (this is not commentary on Carson milking content he just owns a milk farm up north)

[@pancakes8670]

He literally milked them. Like, actually pumped milk out of them on a farm, using devices. Moo

[@claym0re]

​@@pancakes8670hngffhgghh

[@baconguy_gameing2778]

when callmecarson uploads he makes me suffer

[@ToastyDino]

What the fuck I've never cried so much laughing over a video holy shit.

[@azaplayz4163]

same was genuinley bawling at the end from laughter

[@snide0]

Oh

[@dovebin]

my reacrton

[@Abyssley]

oh no

[@shadowblaze9424]

@@dovebinreply to comment speedrun amy%

[@thebigsam]

There in fact were two Ms

[@DoomerSlice]

reminds me of times

[@bobtheguy5465]

I was half way through this video and looked at the time remaining and said out load how the fuck is this 30 mins long

[@CallMeCarson]

it had to be

[@Aumirae]

5:27 THEY DID SURGERY ON A SANDWICH??!??!??!

[@LoganArnold]

balls

[@ErykN_]

HOLY SHOOT SO THATS WHY YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ANGRY BIRDS IN THE LIVE STREAM OM G AHAHA IM FADED

[@vit.budina]

Missing the opportunity to change Libman to Ligma is criminal

[@simplyydream]

The country accent I thought he was gonna turn libman into RepublicMan or smth idk

[@TheMemessiah]

Both of these ideas are less funny than what he ended up actually doing.

[@holehorse6838]

Carbondioxide is my favorite yobuber

[@bajumbus5413]

by far the most ive EVER laughed at one of your videos, and ive seen all of them. absolutely hilarious. this video just had all the right stuff dawg :)

[@peak00boo62]

Thank you for making such a wonderful short film 😊 I'm crying right now, definitely one of my new favorite short films

[@aedaniammx7559]

“I’m thinking about scrapping this one” is the hallmark of a perfect video

[@SkeleXon]

JJ's whole segment had me in stitches. Dude's naturally hilarious 🤣

[@Cheeseable69]

The second he said "I'm considering scrapping this" you knew it was gonna be a banger vid

[@jackfromyourhouse6033]

Carson's extesnive "how to rebrand" research finally paying off

[@breadmilkYT]

This was the longest half hour of my life. When the video ended my brain aged a thousand eons and I cannot process basic thoughts anymore because of Woodermart doodli

[@ToastyEggs]

I love this kind of video, long-winded and intoxicating, the kind that elevates my BAC to miserable measurements

[@0nlox]

This video only came out a couple of minutes ago but I can say that this is the best fucking video ever.

[@conradshockley4936]

I couldn’t tell if time sped up or slowed down ❤

[@Apexx2000]

Thiis is it

[@draineweYT]

The LEGO Racers 2 music in the intro brought me BACK. Like seriously. Also my family is disappearing before my eyes and the walls keep gossiping behind my back

[@gibbongaming25]

for REAL man that song brought me BACK I am so sorry I had to do that to you I'm just going through a rough time

[@WataMaloneBBY]

"me and my friends, we peanut" -Gavin 2024

[@baxino8966]

This really does remind me of old times

[@that1outlaw]

I hope the small government agent in my phone doesnt mind me sniffing my screen as soon as tony the tiger came into frame

[@simplyskipper6162]

i can feel my brain withering away in my skull

[@haydenTenno-]

All car manufacturers used to produce weapons of war. Tanks, planes and ships along with artillery

[@uwo4876]

THE RETURN OF BABAHAN LININ🤯

[@Mr_Original]

"He was mislead" caught me off guard and made me laugh way harder than it should have.

[@GodOfPizza]

Garlic designation is my passive

[@twingolord]

Dude what if someone rebranded twitter and called it “X” wouldn’t that be crazy??

[@_softi]

Bapple better than Apple and absolutely no one can deny it Petition to change Apple to Bapple

[@jaydayart9526]

Dude I was so convinced this video was just beyond help and god damn I was trying to stifle laughter in the office by the end of it. Your stupidity is so infectious, I’m always coming back for more Great video!

[@duckybananas2004]

Thank you for the new video Carson King, i will be consuming it within minutes.

[@boodstain]

I just wanted to say Carson I'm glad you didn't leave KZbin. I know it's been 3 years but you really did handle the situation well and I appreciate you took responsibility. I think it's very telling how badly things could've gone had you been a different person or handled the situation differently, just look at MiniLadd, dude basically blamed his fans, gaslit anyone he could yell at, and never owned up to what he did. He even weaponized his own mental health. I appreciate you being you bro, though we'll all laugh at how dumb you continue to be for the internet, I'm glad we aren't laughing or angry towards you being dumb off the internet anymore. :)

[@MasterChaosL100]

This is just another presentation video but this time it's company and brand themed. I love it!

[@dogmantc]

5:57 I genuinely thought those were the Minecraft end pillars at first

[@collinbloo]

I mean it *was* made in minecraft so that makes sense

[@scrumt9284]

So there’s this pizza right?

[@Goldiloxz]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you car

[@Zoofa188_Qe]

I can’t believe neither Baskin Robbins, Baskin nor Robbin made it to the vid. I suppose Carson knows they’re already too perfect to rebrand

[@benstone1O1]

idk i kinda miss this type of content , found this in my recomended . havent been here since the incident

[@Cobonos]

Same bro, it’s the old vibe of his videos with new faces

[@alius9392]

25:30 I cant stop laughing at this😭

[@JoshuaAndres]

Is this what being high is like?

[@creeperjo7]

carson just letting you know theres a single uncensored frame in the angry birds part geborf had me at the brink of throwing up

[@ZinjaTale]

The bass population is never gonna recover after this video…. 10/10 another 30min of my life I will never get back and I couldn’t be happier

[@ele2717]

he was mislead

[@vaguelymodest6239]

He should’ve stopped talking to her because she was underaged, you know statutory

[@capnolivbeard]

its growing

[@friendhaus1858]

women, but to my pennis

[@Mimmfy]

I was fucking crying at "LOKER"

[@Awfulfeature]

“This video is unsalvageable.” The half hour of video left:

[@ZactivityYT]

You really should’ve scrapped this

[@mfwey]

Ur downfall should have not even been a thing man wilbur and George came to be way worse

[@fayinwells3492]

Oh boy, a new CallMeCardiovascular Illness video for me to enjoy! I sure did enjoy watching it! I lol'd so hard at "geborf". Great job! 😀

[@pickle3644]

There was a notable shift in the tone of Carson’s videos. Where all the people in the videos changed from drugs into sleep deprivation and it shows.

[@wesbies7968]

I believe the reason why Tony the Tiger was utilizing baking soda in his cooking escapades was because he was synthesizing crack cocaine.

[@sammyjones8279]

No he was making his science fair volcano!!

[@OvenGlobalDomination]

HAHAHA!!! WHAT DEOS COMPNY EVEN MEAN THATS SO SILLY HIHI!! You have my vote klakson!

[@Entertainment0verdose]

I’ve missed these videos man, glad to see you back.

[@enor69420]

i already rewatched this video it hasnt even been a day, funniest shit ive seen in months

[@beverage_]

jontron already did this

[@n0n4me77]

and?

[@xyreace]

@@n0n4me77jontron already did this

[@Abyssley]

broooo, i think jontron already did this

[@InfantShredder69]

​@@Abyssley and?

[@Gojilynx]

@@n0n4me77 jontron already did this

[@shadoweater4696]

1:00 this clock is saluting someone 😮

[@YeOldDuck]

This video brought me into more pain than I've ever physically felt, not of out laughter but fear.

[@catcat365]

That felt like an hour off of my life that I never want to take back ever.

[@AdmiralPIGGY]

Do people just forget what Carson did???

[@vaguelymodest6239]

They don’t care, they’d talk to underage girls too if they can get away with it

[@eyeyamstewwpeed]

@@vaguelymodest6239 a two year age gap is completely justifiable

[@DivineBeingOfJustice]

yeah, like its legally and morally ok, 16 is the age of consent so literally who cares @@eyeyamstewwpeed

[@alchemic_angel]

young people, especially teens, fuck up a LOT. what matters is that he acknowledges what he did was bad and moves on from it, never doing it again.

[@AdmiralPIGGY]

@@eyeyamstewwpeed not when one is underage.

[@Oblongerr]

I always remember that one trainer from brock's gym in pokemon rby that realizes that light-years are a measure of distance and not time, whenever someone says they are light years ahead of or behind something.

[@mauricioortiz8097]

My brain has been bruised and I gained a six pack from holding book cases on my stomach

[@funni_noises]

7:23 sorry but man is already a super well known super hero