We "Rebranded" Every Company

[@trustedcelery7596]

I rebranded your FACE with my FIST 🤜

[@trustedcelery7596]

@@phonkequinox2602 you know who else didn’t ask?

[@phonkequinox2602]

@@trustedcelery7596 didn't ask

[@raygamez32]

@@phonkequinox2602 Do you fart?

[@justquacks]

banger

[@OliSW]

thats siiiiiiick

[@Skemolia]

graphic design is carbons passion

[@Nicooo.]

carbom

[@Abyssley]

carbonius

[@redacted_yt]

car

[@Calmtimer]

scerboondus

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Bons

[@Bubbles_552]

Bro im sitting in a dining hall with my phone on the table watching this and the fucking TONY THE TIGER pic comes up and i have to grab my phone and close youtube so fast lmao

[@CallMeCarson]

did you see how big and pink his nipples are

[@Bubbles_552]

Yes they are awesome but the people sitting next to me didn’t feel the same

[@CatgirlExplise6039]

@@CallMeCarson I have bigger tits then tony the tiger and i have CONFIRMED this

[@jacetheguymusic]

@@Bubbles_552 would you give them a little lick??

[@TheZRift]

Dude, I just had a similar experience lol. Watching this video at a bar and I had to skip it so fast

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

This has to be one of my favorite genres of videos, Carson and his friends fucking around with photoshop and creating abominations out of recognizable things

[@samtomkatt]

You said this before you watched the video. You're that kind of person. Despicable, and also, cringe

[@9dum]

i domt care

[@narcleptik]

I domt care

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

See guys? He dom’t care

[@DonutTPOTer]

god i feel like this kinda video hasn't been done since before the incident

[@comdnoive]

25:30 Genius bit

[@soundbeverage3964]

dude he had all the possibilities lined up just in case

[@collinbloo]

That's right, Comd

[@Somerandomjingleberry]

The fwiffy beba gebor woobler doodli sequence has me laughing so hard I’m getting a whole core workout at like 1 AM

[@Floydknight]

I’d like to point out JJ’s tabs: “rd angry birds” “angry birds space” “yellow angry birds” “blue angry birds” “angry birds smosh” “green angry bird” “pink angry birds” “evil angry birds” “angry birds vore” “angry birds 9/11” “ninja turtles walking with splinter”

[@gibsy4843]

"angry birds vore" is the most concerning one

[@ArgentoGaming]

he looked up evil angry birds. a horrifying glimpse into his twisted fucked up mind.

[@Mr_Original]

I'm sorry, what was that last one???

[@collinbloo]

​​@@gibsy4843It's the second most concering compared to "angry birds 9/11"

[@ballisticbananadadude]

​@@gibsy4843 angle bar bo

[@comagreeny7194]

20:09 gavin is the funniest guy ever. The way he says everything oh my god.... Can't wait for HD ALEX

[@absolutemattlad2701]

you put my thinking cap on had me rolling

[@C_heeseable]

The second he said "I'm considering scrapping this" you knew it was gonna be a banger vid

[@kashino55archive94]

I love how Carson keeps insisting that the recording isn't worth keeping within the first five minutes of a 35 minute-long video

[@raydon5758]

this may be one of your funniest videos on this channel i'm LITERALLY crying

[@Pepper2B]

someone on your friends list redeemed a blood clot on you

[@kameronharrington5478]

@@Pepper2B me and my friends. we peanut.

[@hatsukotaro]

No doubt tears of uncontrollable sadness

[@Pepper2B]

wait when did it say crying i thought it said dying wtf??

[@claym0re]

​@@Pepper2BCLOT

[@QSR49]

26:46 When Gavin went “clot” I thought he casted another secret spell of his and felt it in every part of my body

[@PrideEepy64]

6:33 I miss Angry Birds, Rovio took them from us

[@outsmile]

"I don't have opps. I killed them all" -Mr Clean 1942

[@scoaktree9575]

JJ can’t go 2 minutes without making a 9/11 joke lol

[@sammyjones8279]

Carson: "JJ can we talk about some of your jokes?" JJ: "Mmhm what about them?" Carson: "Okay so this one you have written down here; it just says 'bring up 9/11'." JJ: "... And?" Carson: "JJ that's not a joke, that's just a national tragedy." JJ: "I guess you could say that joke will *crash and burn*!!!"

[@IzzyIsntReal]

@@sammyjones8279Bro made a hypothetical scenario

[@kondorkristof8524]

@@IzzyIsntRealIt's a skit from one of jjs videos but without the muppets

[@taxisalad]

@@IzzyIsntRealit's a parody of one JJ's skits about the Muppets

[@dr_popcorn]

Fozzie you're a horrible person

[@farethia3296]

1:15 Shiori Katase blushing gif (My Tiny Senpai) 1:17 Vladilena Milizé blushing gif (Eighty-Six)

[@SailorLen_]

I want to ask. But I don't want to know.

[@JJake993]

go away

[@flapjackgd937]

:(

[@NickDroid_]

Yuri manga

[@Goldiloxz]

I legit paused the video when I saw Lena

[@_softi]

2 people in the first minute of the video being out commented "Balls" with no context

[@shadowblaze9424]

Balls

[@fr4nk0]

Balls

[@Abyssley]

Balls

[@ooger5777]

Balls

[@Thicc_Buncus]

balls

[@justquacks]

you approach us asking to rebrand companies then you pull some random bullshit. -rep

[@CallMeCarson]

Mad cuz i had the best presentations. Crazy from the Miss Minutes holding a gun guy

[@HangmanAdam2]

​@@CallMeCarson hey Carson wood fired pizza

[@cryo2099]

@@CallMeCarson hey carson wood fired pizza

[@noneofyourbusiness2562]

@@CallMeCarson hey Carson wood fired pizza

[@FranconiaForever]

@@CallMeCarson hey cawson wood fiwed pizza (,,>﹏

[@Gobeux]

Loki literally just turned minecraft into miniclip

[@NickDroid_]

Ohh m&ms

[@giraffegaming5671]

nsfw bait pfp

[@kekulism]

24:35 The way gavin says "Introducing OR" so damn fast lmao

[@Jarran2R]

this video was 50% redesigning logos, 40% off topic goofiness and 10% realizing m&ms

[@skottie135790]

13:45 in case anyone was wondering, the tiger is cooking crack

[@syntruss]

he know about that soda whippin up yola getting skrilla

[@Enjoyer-.]

@@syntrussok yumi

[@adammartin27]

toner da tig

[@mr.square7286]

I can’t believe how good of a CEO has been running Carson Co

[@friendhaus1858]

bro i just noticed how fucking cool you are, thats insane

[@Bigman-vd7gc]

5:20 THEY DID SURGERY ON A SANDWICH 😮😮😮 hope he gets well soon

[@ItsYaBoi444]

32:37 (Near tears) "I'm emittn' the heat... the oven..."

[@scarecrow3642]

This made me laugh so much it HURT

[@Captain_Willlow]

I've never actually spit water out of my mouth from laughing, congratz Carson you have sucessfully dehydrated me.

[@Jonk2014]

Bethal Bompany

[@skurd721]

barson bing

[@kari264pl5]

Bello Babin

[@qualified_educational_user2919]

bony basketball

[@NickDroid_]

Bm bopening ba boor

[@ballisticbananadadude]

brain bambage

[@subxero_x]

"Hosportal" was a missed opportunity

[@40watt53]

woodermort doodli

[@NickDroid_]

Hasbro

[@bajumbus5413]

by far the most ive EVER laughed at one of your videos, and ive seen all of them. absolutely hilarious. this video just had all the right stuff dawg :)

[@CristhePancake]

bro really gave everyone a prompt and said I'm gonna do my own thing and salvage the reconding, bro think he is Him 😂 RIP Target Dog my man

[@kyoar3397]

I like the part where Gavin lost all human functioning

[@P1augeD0c]

Balls

[@fr4nk0]

Balls

[@account-question]

Balls

[@shadowblaze9424]

Balls

[@Mythjake]

Balls

[@Thicc_Buncus]

balls

[@aedaniammx7559]

“I’m thinking about scrapping this one” is the hallmark of a perfect video

[@DrDementia]

That intro gave me hemorrhoids

[@NickDroid_]

🤙

[@vit.budina]

Missing the opportunity to change Libman to Ligma is criminal

[@simplyydream]

The country accent I thought he was gonna turn libman into RepublicMan or smth idk

[@TrueCrouton]

Both of these ideas are less funny than what he ended up actually doing.

[@NickDroid_]

Nothing beats man

[@draineweYT]

The LEGO Racers 2 music in the intro brought me BACK. Like seriously. Also my family is disappearing before my eyes and the walls keep gossiping behind my back

[@gibbongaming25]

for REAL man that song brought me BACK I am so sorry I had to do that to you I'm just going through a rough time

[@orangepeel4542]

29:56 new verbal stim unlocked... 👆😳

[@beanman395]

My brain was rotting so much I was expecting Baskin to show his hollow mug again

[@FloridianFool]

29:46: The speaking emoji guy combined with the stupid sentence combined with the somewhat dramatic delivery of the sentence is so good

[@ToastyDino]

What the fuck I've never cried so much laughing over a video holy shit.

[@azaplayz4163]

same was genuinley bawling at the end from laughter

[@WataMaloneBBY]

"me and my friends, we peanut" -Gavin 2024

[@Asdayasman]

29:40 "you put my thinking cap on" has permanently cemented itself in my vocabulary.

[@s_ense]

23:12 gavin’s was probably the funniest one if you ask me

[@GrubGrubGrubGrub]

15:53 carson definitely put something like “Red M&M and Yellow M&M Sharing a blunt” Into bing ai image creator and had it filtered so he decided to just draw it

[@capnolivbeard]

We “Milked” Every Company Dry! (this is not commentary on Carson milking content he just owns a milk farm up north)

[@pancakes8670]

He literally milked them. Like, actually pumped milk out of them on a farm, using devices. Moo

[@claym0re]

​@@pancakes8670hngffhgghh

[@Wyref]

Let me out. It’s cold.

[@Wyref]

I’M STARTING TO BUBBLE WHAT THE HELL IT HURTS

[@jacetheguymusic]

no

[@jacetheguymusic]

@@Wyref waa waa waa

[@Abyssley]

cope

[@Cera_01]

​@@Wyref Sorry I pressed the clot button

[@yonatahn9775]

jumpscare at 10:15 you're welcome

[@daisyjoy242]

The cake is a lie

[@guydude439]

Thanks, that jumpscare was so loud and scary I wouldve freaked out if you didnt warn us

[@gomibak514]

scary 😨

[@yaboiandrew2058]

why was the dog found dead under the arch why he shotgun 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Jonk2014]

I read that as "We rebranded lethal company"

[@Gallery1312]

Dude that’s absolutely lethal

[@Gallery1312]

Dude thats so friggin lethal

[@pixwool]

Dude thTs oethal

[@_softi]

Bapple better than Apple and absolutely no one can deny it Petition to change Apple to Bapple

[@jayes_]

27:35 tears in my eyes

[@ErykN_]

HOLY SHOOT SO THATS WHY YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ANGRY BIRDS IN THE LIVE STREAM OM G AHAHA IM FADED

[@baconguy_gameing2778]

when callmecarson uploads he makes me suffer

[@SkeleXon]

JJ's whole segment had me in stitches. Dude's naturally hilarious 🤣

[@jackfromyourhouse6033]

Carson's extesnive "how to rebrand" research finally paying off

[@ToastyEggs]

I love this kind of video, long-winded and intoxicating, the kind that elevates my BAC to miserable measurements

[@cilantroe]

they all compliment each others humor so well 😭😭

[@holehorse6838]

Carbondioxide is my favorite yobuber

[@Aumirae]

5:27 THEY DID SURGERY ON A SANDWICH??!??!??!

[@jaydayart9526]

Dude I was so convinced this video was just beyond help and god damn I was trying to stifle laughter in the office by the end of it. Your stupidity is so infectious, I’m always coming back for more Great video!

[@breadmilkYT]

This was the longest half hour of my life. When the video ended my brain aged a thousand eons and I cannot process basic thoughts anymore because of Woodermart doodli

[@boodstain]

I just wanted to say Carson I'm glad you didn't leave KZbin. I know it's been 3 years but you really did handle the situation well and I appreciate you took responsibility. I think it's very telling how badly things could've gone had you been a different person or handled the situation differently, just look at MiniLadd, dude basically blamed his fans, gaslit anyone he could yell at, and never owned up to what he did. He even weaponized his own mental health. I appreciate you being you bro, though we'll all laugh at how dumb you continue to be for the internet, I'm glad we aren't laughing or angry towards you being dumb off the internet anymore. :)

[@Cato64IsFREE]

You are a good person who can reflect well I can tell from this message alone. Rlly good 🫡

[@funni_noises]

7:23 sorry but man is already a super well known super hero

[@joeywtf7040]

16:35 actually one of the hardest images of all time

[@DoomerSlice]

reminds me of times

[@ZinjaTale]

The bass population is never gonna recover after this video…. 10/10 another 30min of my life I will never get back and I couldn’t be happier

[@simplyskipper6162]

i can feel my brain withering away in my skull

[@Mr_Original]

"He was mislead" caught me off guard and made me laugh way harder than it should have.

[@uwo4876]

THE RETURN OF BABAHAN LININ🤯

[@pickle3644]

There was a notable shift in the tone of Carson’s videos. Where all the people in the videos changed from drugs into sleep deprivation and it shows.

[@alius9392]

25:30 I cant stop laughing at this😭

[@Skippy.Dinglechalk]

This was one of the funniest ClegeMiClampkin videos I’ve seen in a while.

[@briandust193]

gaffic degne

[@mrmr_zoomie]

“This video is unsalvageable.” The half hour of video left:

[@LoganArnold]

balls

[@echothealien9740]

I love how JJ presents his slides as if he were playing that one Jackbox game

[@0nlox]

This video only came out a couple of minutes ago but I can say that this is the best fucking video ever.

[@TheOnlyBlancy]

OH like M&MS!

[@creeperjo7]

carson just letting you know theres a single uncensored frame in the angry birds part geborf had me at the brink of throwing up

[@randomrhynos]

this is a dangerous video to watch while drinking water

[@Mimmfy]

I was fucking crying at "LOKER"

[@MasterChaosL100]

This is just another presentation video but this time it's company and brand themed. I love it!

[@bobtheguy5465]

I was half way through this video and looked at the time remaining and said out load how the fuck is this 30 mins long

[@CallMeCarson]

it had to be

[@zhiracs]

"Opps wanted some initiative, so I blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer." -Mr. Clean, probably

[@snide0]

Oh

[@dovebin]

my reacrton

[@Abyssley]

oh no

[@shadowblaze9424]

@@dovebinreply to comment speedrun amy%

[@thebigsam]

There in fact were two Ms

[@catcat365]

That felt like an hour off of my life that I never want to take back ever.

[@duckybananas2004]

Thank you for the new video Carson King, i will be consuming it within minutes.

[@JScott-lg4jb]

This is like jackbox talking points but they’re somehow less prepared

[@wesbies7968]

I believe the reason why Tony the Tiger was utilizing baking soda in his cooking escapades was because he was synthesizing crack cocaine.

[@sammyjones8279]

No he was making his science fair volcano!!

[@bruhgaming462]

i noticed a singular uncensored frame of angry birds vore and for once in my life decided not to play the video back to try and see behind a censor bar

[@twingolord]

Dude what if someone rebranded twitter and called it “X” wouldn’t that be crazy??

[@matti...]

wait i literally JUST got the M&M's ! Because there are two M's in his teeth !

[@haydenTenno-]

All car manufacturers used to produce weapons of war. Tanks, planes and ships along with artillery

[@NTgamezZ]

14:03 I have no words to describe this

[@baxino8966]

This really does remind me of old times

[@BiOS_F2]

Carson and Gavin at the end of the video were like two classmates trying to make each other laugh

[@LiquidSoapDrinker]

Garlic designation is my passive

[@RoseTheEnby2189]

Love that Loki’s was so bad Carson reconsidered making the video lmao

[@YeestFeest]

man they really knocked the park with this one, congartulation cranberry!

[@samuelgonzalez8480]

These usually feel like a stroke but this one made my brain rot alive so hard i am speechless

[@quackduck1510]

i have 73 thousand points on steam, somebody's getting a stroke

[@AliceAXP]

i love this video to get high too, the self awareness of everything makes it eye opening and hilarious