We Roast Our Starter Pokemon, Then We Battle!

[@Vintendo]

Subscribe or you’re a weenie… boom roasted 🔥

[@Lylizabeth]

No

[@MaxdaMiataMX5]

Do the drilunk then battle you reached the like goal of last video

[@thepowerofaaaaaaaaaaa2575]

I’ll always be a weenie cause I don’t have a yub beanie

[@fredscarpete8543]

i eat tacos

[@liamt4894]

You know what they say, you are what you eat 😉

[@Patterrz]

the best roast, was the one of ourselves

[@ivorycxxxx]

🔥

[@davidross5305]

"You are your own greatest critique" - Sum Dum Gai

[@CR-On-VR]

You are him💪💪

[@areatrix]

eughhh *hughhh HACAKKK* EUYHHHH *throws up*

[@stone5against1]

Loved the banter between you two haha I hope you two get invited to one of the many stupid quizzes around youtube lately (along with.. iunno, whoever)

[@lucarudloff687]

Ahh yes, the old golurk/golet/pikachu bug. Back at it again.

[@EDLEWET]

Thought I had seen those 3 somewhere else

[@lucarudloff687]

@@EDLEWET they come up in this exact order in multiple videos

[@itsyourpalbig7586]

It’s crazy how specific the bug is

[@MaxWeb2599]

This must be around the 6 times this happens. I simply thought they used similar files but now with the Pikachu back to back...

[@Jeksignup49]

That randomized starter set kinda rings a bell from a different video

[@V01d_X]

bro doesn't realize the Fidough next to the golduck is also shiny.

[@dr.bentenjaminoctaviusocto1658]

Bro doesn't realize they're allowed to use correct grammar even though there's on the Internet

[@robertspinks212]

They’re*, you’re welcome

[@dr.bentenjaminoctaviusocto1658]

@@robertspinks212 dammit

[@alexgrissom3513]

Engagement bait

[@amazingrik]

Yes I was about to comment that

[@alexheldman]

3:40 yikes, that's gotta be the biggest roast of the video... And it's against themselves😂

[@sedentaryscorpion]

The worst part is- it’s still QUALITY content 😂

[@Fyrefrye]

Saw that... and instantly scrolled down to see how high up this comment was going to be.

[@TrafDSung]

that pikachu golett golurk randomiser has been reused like 5 times in everyones videos and everyone forgets theyve had it before 😭😭😭

[@jaredduncan8495]

That's because it's freshly randomized. But when the randomizer messes up, it gives Pikachu, golurk, golett. In that order every time. So they just haven't caught onto it being a glitch

[@arktikalik]

​@@jaredduncan8495No Luke pointed it out so at least a couple of them know

[@Kambo_TV]

As soon as he said it was the weirdest randomization he had ever seen and the pikachu was shown I knew exactly what was about to go down

[@babyhazey2909]

SAME. i just had to check to comments to see if anyone else noticed

[@mandolorian162]

The Pika/Golurk and Franks 'Oh this is a pokemon battle' are my favorite bits

[@Spearmint4]

3:39 dang they didn’t need to do Vinny like that… Also not only was the golduck at 5:10 Shiny, but also the fidough. So yeah. Patterrz is a lucky son of a gun, but in the worst ways possible.

[@ElliottPac-t5b]

Yeah

[@OakInOasis]

"How about you put down the pearls and pick up a personality?" FLAMES 🔥

[@Gwen1001]

9:53 yo, the dad, the son, and their pet rat made a return just go get roasted by some random probobpass across the street

[@adamdecoder1]

Patters: People can't even pronounce this pokemon's name correctly Also Patters: "eMuLiSaY"

[@akshayaggarwal5148]

Pokemon company's official pronunciation is in fact "eeloomeezay" for illumise pokemon

[@jaxpool155]

every time pat calls vinny "vineyard" i lose my mind, you two are comedy goldmines😂

[@darioschottlender]

21:30 Geomancy with physical moves is a roast in itself.... *cue the horns

[@Alsebra]

Not completely...increased Special Defense and Speed can be quite helpful.

[@T_Raffety]

“Nobody used (Jumpluff) and for good reason” Alpharad’s Baabu Worshippers: 🤬👹

[@njivwathomassilavwe2056]

Holy shit Aipom does look like it belongs in Poppy's Playtime

[@ave_maria323]

Yup

[@GameNight_Gangsters]

7:01 was Definitely Personal 😂😂😂😂😂

[@WhisperNuggetz]

The Vinny Tendo Roast of Mudkip should've ended with' "Go touch grass nerd. Oh, that's right, you can't. You quad weak, bit."

[@roeimedina4857]

the pikachu, golurk, golett bug strikes again...

[@SuperHeroStoriesUnlimited]

Why does that keep happening

[@ButteryCowEgg]

@@SuperHeroStoriesUnlimitedprobably using the same random seed. That would be my guess at least

[@padraigmcglinchey4643]

That exact pikachu golurk and golette randomization happened before that's insane does the randomizer follow a set pattern so you've finially made it back to an old randomization.

[@rebekah4761]

That is so weird. I wonder if the ones after those are the same too. I don't remember seeing the other video, but I only starting watching a few weeks ago.

[@justinfriedman2039]

I've seen that one in like 4 or 5 randomize videos ar this point.

[@flabort]

From what other commenters are saying, I gather that if an error takes place during the randomization, it defaults to this.

[@Full_Send_Gaming]

Vinny singing the “mia khalifa” diss was definitely not on my 2024 bingo card 😂😂😂😂

[@youngtruth77]

The Pikachu, Golurk and Golett random again lol. Has to be a bug at this point lol

[@gravajaumbros]

The moment I saw Vinny had put on Geomancy I just went, "oh, no. He forgot that Xerneas and his signature move aren't in this game. Hope that doesn't come back to bite him."

[@just0_]

I love Jumpluff, it's shit but I once got it in a random gen 8 battle on Showdown with Acrobatics, SD and Strength Sap, and it actually swept my opponent's whole team, bro had a whole Solgaleo and STILL lost. It's had a special place in my heart ever since

[@paradocks184]

"Put down the pearls and pick up a personality" is definitely the highlight roast for me

[@fearandwar6090]

the pikachu, golurk, golett has returned again

[@Kenyw1Nn]

The Pikachu Golerk randomization comes up so often lol.

[@anyathepanther7977]

That Mudkip Roast feelt personell😂 "Put down the Pearls and get a Personality!" Those are some Bars!

[@lobsterbisque333]

My expectation is that Cenzo says "This pokémon is almost as bad as Pawmot" for every single one

[@astrel1275]

I can't decide what's funnier--Vinny venting his long suppressed, primal rage against mudkip, or him taking until the last round to find a genuinely cutting roast on primarina lmao

[@beardlessdragon]

The Crabominable roast really was the "stop, he's already dead" meme, Vinny went IN on Crabominable lol

[@MrSinisterSandman]

Couldn't even remember Crabominable's name and poor Crabrawler got some side-eye, yo.

[@ShockRox]

4:51 that Fidough is also shiny

[@Roy-ph3nx]

The alolan dugtrio slander is INSANE. Man has an awesome haircut

[@piern1k336]

"why don't you grant me a wish and just shut up" damn, this one is good

[@berentlabrecque4641]

the bring your child/bring your father to work day joke legit made me choke on my water lmao

[@TotallyNotTrappedInABox]

5:22 that fidough is also shiny

[@datonemf16432]

I think shinies having a buff, like getting any move, could be a great addition

[@pointeplusplus]

All joking aside, I don’t think these videos will “dry up” for me. I’ve been working from home recently and they make great companions for that! The vibes are always on point, they’re funny, and they don’t have the type of “plot” where it’s bad if you missed something. Thanks for making them!

[@thegamersclub9326]

0:36 As a Ginger, the whole thing about Gingers not having souls is a complete lie. I myself have a whole collection of them.

[@CrackofDayGamer]

but none of them are yours

[@nateofthewild5225]

Crabominable out here catching quilladin strays. “Ugliest Pokémon.” 😂

[@SiebayPlays]

Nah, I love Quilladin. Crabominable definitely deserved that roast. 😂

[@luigimanzelli3786]

oh the roast continuing during the battle is too funny, also Vinny giving Geomancy to a physical attacker makes it way too easy to roast 🤣

[@Trebord_]

15:56 Fun fact, Crabominable's palm pads open outwards to grab things. As if there wasn't enough wrong with it already.

[@NinJenna]

You did well on the Final Countdown this time Pat! *applause* You guys need to change the title to we bully our starters and then we fight! 🤣😂🤣

[@axelblaze4088]

Pat: **just living his life** Vinny: YOU DONT HAVE A SOUL

[@dinosaur8682]

Will never get over the fact that Vinny sounds like Lola from Big Mouth lmfao!

[@DeclanPreston32]

Mudkip didn’t get roasted, he got disintegrated

[@DracoLeafson]

For Regirock, I would've said "you're UNpopular, UNlikeable, UNderused" with emphasis on the UN part

[@jerboajoe8760]

I know I’m late but the blasphemy thrown at Mudkip will not be forgotten Vinny.

[@I.mAlicia]

Next then we battle: if this Pokemon stumbled across Jirachi, what would its wish be?

[@justinkassel4281]

Yes

[@justjay4586]

You've gotta get some of the other guys in on this, especially Dylan, Luke, or Tobin. I think they'd be incredible with the roasts, and Patterz was a 🔥 first choice!

[@GOATexp]

The editor OMG 😭😭 roasting with just some screenshots 3:43

[@Kurukato123]

Stonjourner: Looking like Squidward after he ate all of those krabby patties

[@Sneatt]

I tuned into a Vintendo video to be entertained and have some laughs and at the end of the video I can honestly say, neither of those things happened... #Roasted

[@mushroomknob]

Missed opportunity to say Fidough needs to get ROASTED 🤣

[@nicolasrodriguezbadala1024]

Obelisk, the Impersonator is hilarious 😂

[@WordsFrom.Sophie]

15:33 Pat blowing my socks off by actually joining the final countdown and in the most majestic way 🤯

[@wtdrmfrthwbzn]

Pat calling Vinny Vineyard is my favourite nickname

[@Divreon]

Shout out to Patterz for not underselling the Final countdown for once.

[@DittoBlob]

i love that Vinny just completely roasted the absolute Sh*t out of my favorite Pokemon Mudkip! That's the way you roast a Mudkip. NOSTALGIA BAIT!!

[@Shiiraspog]

the lyric is technically beware but if i recall even the writer of the song thought be free sounded better after basically EVERYONE heard it wrong lmao

[@volkatrongaming5332]

I’m playing bingo right now, and for the first time, I can mark off “Pat does the final countdown seriously.” Big W!!!!

[@Purinkun]

That Fidough was extra toasty!

[@remitsu9715]

The Ginger Roast at the start was heat

[@eeveeborn1418]

With Grimmsnarl I just went "why don't you just go back and fight spiderman and lose"

[@Charlie_the_dog]

5:10 that fidough is also shiny I'm fairly sure

[@eljefe34]

THE PAT ROAST WAS SO GOOD 💀 you shoulda showed his upload compilation of his old videos 🤣🤣

[@DoGoodHvZ]

For stonejourner I was hoping Vinny would say "why do you have laces when you don't wear shoes!"

[@eli2112]

Pat: "Most people can't even say it's name correctly" ... Vinny: "Who was the other option?" Pat: "Imullise" Boom Roasted 💥

[@Mixman86Page]

Next time im Shadow Tagged, I'm definitely using the line: "You f*****... youve got the shiiiit" lol

[@cyluvr]

i hope then we fights last forever LMAOOOO

[@peterrealar2.067]

WOW. Vinny got REAL in this episode. Is this a battle video or a therapy session? Vinny, I know life is HARD, but you got K-Dawg. I WISH I had what you have.

[@ConfusedEli]

With how many times Vinny said pat dosent have a soul I feel like he’s been waiting for this video

[@JFantauzzi7]

“I’m not going anywhere Vineyard” 😂😂😂😂

[@151pokeballer7]

Everytime Vinny sees the pikachu, golurk, and golet bug: yo this is the craziest thing I've ever seen

[@jesusinda.]

The thumbnail tells no lies!!

[@CristianMonserrate-wo2rk]

Indeed

[@Vintendo]

ROASTED

[@soullesseclipse7180]

Ya know with amount of then we fight videos I'm surprised that there isn't a Monkey's PAW version of this, where the person chooses their own pokemon but their opponent decides the worst moves and abilities for the Mon.

[@regretposting]

"Get your lips back" is wild LOL

[@VoidRays2665]

That Primarina roast was Legendary

[@Tarrandus]

This was a fun one, would love you to do this with Shady, I am sure he would bring the heat 😂

[@michellekirby3388]

5:13 Just noticed the fidough was also shiny :D

[@SiebayPlays]

The way Vinny called Mudkip/Charizard overrated overhyped nostalgia bait and then Pikachu came up twice has me on the edge on my seat. The way I would never shut up when it came to roasting Pikachu, man… 😤

[@jasonramos8667]

Patterz really came to the vid like a dad going to Korean BBQ with his family

[@Officialjaysdrawings]

Damn Vinny what did mudkip do to you 🤣🤣?! It’s just a baby!

[@detecsteve365]

Now that you say it like that, it sounds even more hilarious

[@thisguyc420]

How many more time's Vinny gunna pull the ginger no soul joke in this vid 😂

[@Bananasmasher2000]

Duuuuude omg when Vinny said “subscribe we are trying to get to 3 mil” I was like nooo Vinny isn’t even at 2 mil yet and then I checked😂

[@yamother5913]

Pat goin in on the Pokemon was not on the bingo board 😂

[@Prettyboy_Ed]

14:25 why is blud always happy, he thinks life’s sweet LMFAOO

[@elmexgraffiti]

Look at pat finally trying on the final countdown...I can die happy

[@itsturniptime3699]

Fun fact. The weird “smile” on Jirachi’s stomach is actually a gross giant third eyeball that is closed

[@Teh_Noob_Eporer]

19:51 wouldn't have worked anyway, Golurk is part gound, making it immune

[@tha4thsun963]

Damn Vinny came out the gates roasting extra hot 😂😂

[@zphoenix9693]

I just thought of a perfect roast for Crabominable. "Stop staring at me with those big fists and buck teeth. All I see when I look at you is Rowley from Diary Of Wimpy Kid"

[@ironmuro]

How many times has that Pikachu, Golurk, Golett combination been in these videos? I feel like it has to be at least 3.

[@ave_maria323]

Yeah

[@fishyfishking7906]

You roasted Pokèmon number 666. Your fate is sealed.

[@Goofyfrrblx]

This feels like the finale of avatar when suki tries to make fun of ozai but she just is terrible at roasting

[@pandie_cube]

This video is absolutely fire and not just because of the roast 🤣 Also no disrespect towards Oshawott in this house 😤👏

[@annaritaprete6091]

3:44 I like how they literally roasted their own content.

[@godofdank9337]

Hakuna Matata - it means "I'm disappointed that the whole video wasn't a war between Pat and Vinny calling each other gingers and dwarves."

[@briangonzalez2635]

"No one has ever use it" Wrong! I beat pokerouge with it, It was honestly the MVP of my run

[@krisvillanueva6826]

Spoiler alert, but the iconic randomization (iykyk) that has made the rounds across all the “then we fight” videos throughout multiple channels makes a guest appearance and it honestly the was funniest roast to me