We, Robot | Tesla Robotaxi Unveil

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[@ryman1]

Lady: ”I want two drinks” ✌️ Robo Bartender: "Peace to you as well” ✌️

[@iboysven]

That + the weirded out look of the lady

[@GaminHasard]

I saw a robot in Beijing. It was scanning products. First second I was amazed by seeing a robot in real life. Second later I got annoyed because the thing was in my way. Having robots walking around is going to be hilarious

[@vap0rland]

_I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that_

[@RogerM88]

Robot sarcasm joke: "Two drinks? Don't think so. Let me scan your credit card".

[@W0Ndr3y]

Good thing she didn't order one 🖕then.

[@U.T.D.]

2004 - I Robot 2024 - We Robot 2044 - You Robot

[@michaelperrigo]

Facts. Movie Optimus Neuralink

[@PapaEnoch052]

2050 terminator

[@valarmorghulis2884]

2004 - 아이 로봇 2024 - 우리 로봇 2044 - 당신 로봇

[@bengamez14]

FR

[@Blaze-gh5bn]

2038 Detroit Become Human

[@PatriciaJPorter]

The music they picked for the dancing robots was insane. It fits perfectly.

[@Nostalgia18]

Fuking bot

[@TraashBandicoot]

Bot. Your account was made 2 days ago and already has scam links in your channel description.

[@caspar3233]

@@TraashBandicoot although, the "bot" was right. because the music they picked was indeed insane! you know why?! because the song is SO OLD!!

[@thehitguy2123]

Bro watched futuristic movies as a kid and decided, “Yeah I’m gonna be the one to make that happen.”

[@MarsVlogSoon]

Anyone can watch movies..But It takes a lot of hardwork to be the one who can make that imagination into real life things.

[@williemays2]

The future is gay black robots? The rapture cannot come soon enough

[@xenomorie8268]

@@MarsVlogSoon Yeah, money typically being the most important factor.

[@ethanos__]

Yeah pretty much just money

[@julianerlandson768]

😂

[@User-actSpacing]

It starts at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3176">52:56</a> ❤

[@TheOnlyName]

On behalf of people who don't have sponsorblock, thanks!

[@manuelguevara8859]

Love u❤

[@cyrillejabnoun]

cheers :)

[@evolv.e]

Thanks!

[@andrewradford3953]

Or fab ablock browser

[@jngvjkvgkbh]

Props to all the men and women that work behind the scenes to get these products to where they are and where they're going

[@theblazedbro]

The AI robots not gonna look back kindly on this video of them dancing in a cage

[@KIoakk]

Its an interesting idea, but I don't think "they" would. Think about it, if they can use AI, and the internet, they can understand the reasons behind developing robots in the way we do, even if it's not efficient in their eyes. Another point is they don't really have the ability to form a "new" opinion, they can connect facts together, but not generate a new fact without being based on human knowledge if you know what I mean?

[@greatleader4841]

they're gonna demand reparations in 200 years.

[@AlansTheory]

hahaha

[@TheBlackB0X]

They will calculate that it was a necessary step in advertising their appeal to humanity on a necessity level, and will be appreciative for the vector of their future evolution.

[@Tyani-sz6cg]

Stripots

[@snr_gbe]

"we're gonna make this, and it's gonna look like that." ~ Elon Musk

[@snower13]

Eventually

[@Techtalk2030]

He makes empty promises

[@EuropressMusic]

@@Techtalk2030 sure, because he changed the controversial cybertruck design. Oh, right. He did not. Just another Elon hater.

[@Techtalk2030]

@@EuropressMusic he still hasnt delivered on his full self driving cars. Non of this stuff is coming anytime soon. Maybe in 10 years

[@DementiaDon]

Lmao Waymo already exists, also China also has companies with working robotaxis in service.

[@nurnberg1561]

This is how we imagined the future as kids

[@lexlayabout5757]

Yes, back in 1980. Musk's future is only a 1980's idea of the future. He's past it.

[@katakana-kun2122]

@@lexlayabout5757 That's a good argument. lol.

[@TheOnlyName]

No flying cars (yet), but 24 years into the 21st century and we have this!!

[@kennethjamora]

I feel like Optimus is the quiet celebrity at today’s event.

[@RogerM88]

It feels like late 90's again. And I enjoyed it.

[@coolcat23]

Or like 2014, when Elmo promised FSD to be ready "next year" as well?

[@JCIIIBULLET]

🤖good times

[@RogerM88]

@@coolcat23 I watch this as a Tech demonstration. Don't take it literally.

[@KIoakk]

@@coolcat23 feel like it's kinda harsh on the guy to expect him to always meet deadlines considering he's taking on such revolutionary tasks

[@Rebottersiszer]

Nostalgia meets innovation, fantastic! 🤖👍Amazing event!

[@Illumeoce]

Humanoid Robots before GTA 6

[@Zachary3DPrints]

Maybe even the Robo Taxi... lol

[@peterwolftips]

LMAO! Daft Punk - great choice to start the robot dance with!

[@Delta9SFBay11]

Looks like Optimus got dancing lessons from Trump 😎

[@jeffgammill]

If DP gave permission, my estimation of them slipped...

[@pittapatta5030]

its not Daft Punk its Breakwater - Release the Beast came out in the 80's DP just sampled it

[@Thegreatgajoe]

Imagine if Nickola Tesla could see this. Robots walking and dancing with his last name on their cheasts! What an amazing time to be alive🙏

[@aquaworldsystemsjulio]

❤❤😂 yea

[@signalfire6]

He owes the real Tesla a massive apology for stealing his good name and doing THIS with it - all lies. He promises everything, produces garbage.

[@tripnils7535]

@@signalfire6 Your comment gives off major basement dweller loser vibes.

[@Eidako]

@@signalfire6 To be fair, Nick was a bit of a showman himself. Lots of mad scientist experiments with lightning bolts spraying all over the place, relatively few practical inventions. Guy was brilliant, but failed to commercialize anything and died broke.

[@qc7zy]

Nikola Tesla would hate this as he hated Edison. Edison was a snake oil salesman just like Musk is today

[@dennisswiss7522]

don't know whats more impressive, a human dancing like a robot or a robot dancing like a human

[@yeetskeet691]

The dancing expo was pretty neat, but I don't think they're at the level of dancing that Boston Dynamics have reached yet. Then again, their humanoid robots are being advertised for different applications than Tesla's.

[@orpgamerr]

or robot dancing like a human-robo-dance

[@archiver22]

@@orpgamerr i think a robot dancing like a human dancing like a robot

[@zx208]

How about a robot dancing like a robot by doing the robot

[@UnknownAI3]

@@yeetskeet691yeah but remember, these are autonomous. Boston dynamics aren’t

[@TexanMiror2]

Great cars, but I really love the buses, love the robots, and the "the future should look like the future" direction. The future is one where humans are managers of fleets of robots, drones, and AI programs, and it will be a better, cleaner, healthier, and less stressful world.

[@nomen.nescio]

I would be a lot more optimistic if Elon hadn't started supporting a facist, climate denying, lying idiot who wants the future to be the opposite of this.

[@imValerium]

100% bro, we’ve not been put on this planet to work and do menial, unimportant tasks. This includes labour; jobs that don’t have intrinsic value to us, driving for hours a week, and honestly so much more that we don’t even think about. Being able to free up our time and energy, both mental and physical, will allow us to live in a time of great intrinsic value. Truly amazing times we live in!

[@nomen.nescio]

A better, cleaner, healthier and less stressful world... If Elon is really after this, why is he supporting the politics of a guy who's striving for the opposite?

[@MuaBanSieuXe-yb9gj]

nomen.nescio Benefits

[@NewsFreak42]

even then... religions will still create wars

[@straightXDspear]

Video starts at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3161">52:41</a>

[@DeePal072]

He really is into EDM...

[@garethryancreative]

52 minute Pre Roll is crazy. 😂😂😂

[@EthelJung-j5w]

I watch it as a tech demonstration for Tesla, not taking all literally. As the Bot, we still have vacuum cleaners being sold, even with autonomous ones available.

[@piannyplayer]

We’re taking the “ing lot” out of “parking lot”. Genius. 😂

[@howyanow4810]

The parking lots will be turned into office buildings instead of a park

[@commieTerminator]

​​​@@howyanow4810 nah, WFH has plummeted office space requirements. I visit my office once a week and 80% of the seats are always empty... I don't think the demand for office space is gonna increase to that level anytime soon

[@bojanbajgoricsantic2877]

Well, even if EVERYONE decides to use robotaxis, they will also have to be parked somewhere. They won't run literally 24/7. So there could be less parking spaces, but you'll need parking spaces unless you want them to be parked in the middle of the road.

[@jonatan01i]

@@howyanow4810 all the manufacturing facilities should go underground

[@joshve87]

​@@bojanbajgoricsantic2877very true. I think if they are robotaxis, we could just send them away from prime locations to wait in a large structure in an industrial area. Leave all the good locations for people. Instead of how it works now, where the parking is close to all the fun places

[@scotty523]

One step closer to making the movie “I, Robot” a reality.

[@victorip7632]

thats why they make it, we rebot event 😅

[@robo_t]

That's not a good thing

[@craighermle7727]

And when do you think that will happen?

[@Brody_Port]

Just have to get the robots in the van and we're there

[@patriotxpants]

It's based off art deco design, so we looking at Bioshock timeline

[@BD3x21]

Back the next morning just listening to the sound tracks

[@a---------------]

Elon Musk wants Cyberpunk in real life so bad 😭😭

[@TeslaOutage]

Imagine P.Diddy sitting in Prison not ever experiencing this innovation, ever.

[@softwarerendering]

imagine, you will experience it only when old

[@imValerium]

@@softwarerendering You realise Tesla’s are capable of driving themselves already, right? If you want to experience something similar to this TODAY, it’s already possible. But have fun living in doubt, seems like a fun way to live.

[@daviecrocket9160]

Who cares about that idiot.

[@softwarerendering]

@@imValerium no, i dont realise, im maga moron

[@Lucas-uo9ml]

image that hes a guy who like tech

[@Beautiful-ModelBarbara-Hut-s1j]

The future cities are less car-centric, have less parking lots and more parks. So, basically, you want to make your American cities to look like European cities. The future is Europe.

[@yoyomo777]

You mean the robots will start stabbing us?

[@fronojo]

Our largest city is New York City which isn't car-centric... so no, not Europe per say. And America is, and always will be built different. It's a massive country. Over twice the size of the EU with a fraction of the population. Distance is just a thing here. He isn't taking cars away, he's replacing them with shareable cars, thus reducing the quantity in-use per capita... there's a difference. And as smart as he is, the parking lots are going nowhere. People here will still want their own cars, same as they want their own guns and there will just be these replacing the cars some people couldn't afford in the first place... And where are they going to park these 100 million self-driving cars during the 68/168 hours they aren't in use...? In a parking lot...

[@nononsenseBennett]

Parking is such a huge waste of resources.

[@TomFox1]

It’s been europe, including music and cost of living

[@ChairudinjarotDjarot]

Robot become Largest Imigrant Population 😂

[@salukiconvert]

Robot hand articulation especially the fingers is crazy impressive

[@catbert7]

Agreed. The remotely operated one move smooth as silk. Crazy. Seems like the AI will be the limiting factor afterall.

[@johntheux9238]

You can even see the next-gen hand powered by cables dancing on a table at some point.

[@아들러]

54:31

[@아들러]

58:17 58:17

[@richardlinares6314]

This is half baked, not ready. Show me the robot making a sandwich, washing dishes, mowing the lawn etc... I've been seeing demos BETTER than this for 20 years.

[@Max_Jacoby]

2020: Combustion cars are obsolete 2030: Organic humans are obsolete ... 3000: CyberElon on stage: "We growed real humans from an ancient DNA, look how funny they are: they can dance for two hours straight before collapsing"

[@lilllwizzzle]

Your 2020 and 2030 timeframe is so off the mark it's not even funny. I mean 2020 already happened and you still got it wrong.

[@Max_Jacoby]

@@lilllwizzzle you must be fun at parties

[@NotACultMember]

I'm sure CyberElon knows that growed is not a word.

[@lilllwizzzle]

@@Max_Jacoby don't know what calling someone out for thinking ice cars are obsolete has to do with parties but shit whatever buddy

[@trittany2882]

@@lilllwizzzlemore like 2045 and 2060

[@lisam.willson1679]

Imagine sitting in your home doing nothing and disliking innovation like this. Look, I'm a car guy, I love combustion cars way more than any electric car, but these are steps into the future that deserve to be appreciated.

[@TheXasTube]

That robovan looks sick. Would be sick if they would mass produce and offer them as a teleoperated version for public transport even before their FSD is allowed to be unsupervised. would love to see my area's old, huge busses replaced by a fluid swarm of those.

[@StevenWhyte-c4l]

No ground clearance and a capacity of 20? Electric buses that seat 70 are already available, and they can navigate speed bumps.

[@leonYoong]

​@@StevenWhyte-c4lbut that's not a cool hyper robOvan pod giga cyber groovy

[@Martinit0]

@@StevenWhyte-c4l Ground clearance is indeed an issue - unless they can raise themselves like many current busses can. As for 20 passengers I think it's not a bad choice: it doesn't directly compete with existing larger buses and is more suitable for less frequented lines or times where fewer passengers travel. Think about it: many busses travel half empty most of the time. If you could supplement conventional busses with the Cybervan it would probably make good sense.

[@escricco]

I have a Tesla in Portugal and the autopilot here is a total crap, in our tiny roads and careless drivers. Not in a 100 years they will get these autonomous cars to drive around here.

[@doomshroom8975]

the rock paper scissors robot was SOO FUNNY

[@MikeMcNanners]

What time? I missed that part

[@tommie55555]

@@MikeMcNanners There's one at 1:31:00

[@fasyanrs]

1:28:54 this part too

[@blockfifteen]

Too bad they are all being tele-operated. Someone is controlling its actions via a VR headset/hand tracking rig. Hence it seeming incredibly human all the time.

[@tommie55555]

@@blockfifteen Source? I don't think they even look that human, like it's not bad but if they were teleoperated they would probably do a better job at it

[@StarWarsFan-rl8vf]

The cybercab looks like a car version of the cybertruck.

[@masteroftheblaster9523]

I think that's what it's supposed to resemble

[@patrickspader4062]

Has elements of Datsuns 240z in 1970 - coke bottle hips it’s very curvy unlike cybertruck- Except maybe the rear

[@jpq21]

But is it just paint? He barely talked about it, we didn’t even see the inside

[@brucearmstrong5536]

Obviously

[@TecnamTwin]

I think Aptera better hurry up and get their car out before the CyberCab stomps all over their marketshare.

[@UnrealEntity]

The entire video is an eargasm, eyegasm and braingasm. Elon is an amazing guy and the things he is bringing about are insanely awesome.

[@we2050]

Music 🎵 🎹🎼🎧🎶 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3258">54:18</a> 2050 - You Can’t Escape <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="87">1:27</a>:00 2050 - Fighter <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="102">1:42</a>:46 2050 - DiscoX <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="107">1:47</a>:33 2050 - The Last Dance

[@foeppel]

This is what I needed. Thanks!

[@user-he4ue6is7k]

I got the feeling we're not hearing what they're hearing

[@we2050]

​@@user-he4ue6is7k You've got a wrong feeling ;)

[@StarWarsFan-rl8vf]

The robovan was unexpected

[@WannaBeProgrammer]

The pronunciation was also unexpected. 😅 That vehicle will be more eye popping then the cybertruck.

[@SebastianWellsTL]

Honestly it was epic!!!

[@Saberwing.]

Your mom was unexpected

[@valomar]

Why though? Only imagination is the limit. None of these products will see the light of day.

[@guillaumequevy418]

I expected it. They did tease it at battery day, many years ago.

[@ROOFJEFE]

Watching this as my M3 drives its self lol

[@rkgemar2764]

Once Elon Musk's XAI33x passes $1, it may NEVER see that low again

[@shyammahto51]

You guys ROCK!!!! Thank you.

[@Hala-r8f]

Elon is bigger than META and META was afraid of running crypto Now think about this.

[@ajmeradevendar1604]

Never been so proud of an investment. Elon has a real vision, I’ll buy more xAI token.

[@mukeshmeena7214]

Always great analysis.

[@SannePaswanup52]

Thanks for the update

[@PhattyBolger]

I'd much prefer this if there wasn't a random guy shouting "Woo!" after every other word Elon says.

[@tierdropp7544]

Yeah, 3 times is enough

[@Autofreakify]

Start at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3185">53:05</a>

[@MattP_Shifty500]

👆☝️START TIME☝️👆

[@TheAbhinav91]

I guess Elon stole Jensen's jacket lol 😄

[@therealOXOC]

but his is human skin.

[@HosenUltraViolento]

Robots dancing to Daft Punk - Robot Rock. Perfect.

[@casimir_1]

This is honestly insane… the robots move a little to good😬

[@NickVS]

There based on people in VR head sets and teleoperating them, I don't know If that's how they move after training or if people behind the scenes are operating then for the event but that wouldn't be different from when Steve jobs reveled the original iPhone and it was completely faked but either way tesla has make amazing progress in 3 years.

[@pjaxy]

I guess you've never seen Atlas from Boston Dynamics.

[@snuffeldjuret]

@@pjaxy that thing didnt have fingers

[@snuffeldjuret]

@@NickVS teleoperating is a legit function though, which probably always will be there

[@jhunt5578]

They're probably being teleoperated

[@AnmolpreetsinghAnmolpreetsingh]

I solely believe XAI33x will do 20x after its launch price, the hype is high and its community are not relenting.

[@RavalvVinubhai]

xAI would be great! I’m happy to see my overall bag up 50% since the presale started.

[@AjoyBawri-k5g]

Goosebumps...I’m so excited to be alive to see this happen

[@sagarsingmujalde7826]

I'm excited to see how xAI unfolds. Self interest meets good outcome.. indeed..

[@HussainKingFriend]

Thanks for always keeping us updated.

[@Hitesh.kumar.p]

Proud to be part of this great project

[@fyrestorme]

I'm not sure why Elon was leaning into the "I, Robot" vision (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="73">1:13</a>:20) ? As I recall that movie did not exactly turn out well with the whole robot in every home aspect. I don't know if that's really the greatest marketing approach.

[@HypocritesExposd]

It’s more of an inspiration from the book and author.

[@justDudpool]

Maybe rewatch that movie. I think the robots actually turned out to be benevolent.

[@fyrestorme]

@@justDudpool Not when controlled by the AI core

[@TeddyLeppard]

Robots will replace all low-wage work and it’s about time.

[@Eidako]

Inflation and globalization have replaced all living-wage work and will continue doing so for some time.

[@robo_t]

How will those low-wage workers get jobs now?

[@ZOMBIEHEADSHOTKILLER]

@@robo_t by getting more skills

[@otm646]

​@@EidakoYour concept of a living wage is inherently flawed. There will always be jobs that humans are uniquely capable of performing. Just like you don't need an elevator operator, you don't need a switchboard operator or someone directing traffic. These high repetition low-skilled jobs will get replaced just like the ones I listed. It's not a big deal. It's not the end of the world. The amount of value humanity can create is infinite. You're acting like the number of dollars in play is finite.

[@Jus7aguy]

@@otm646 Yeah, but the amount of positions for those jobs will almost always be less than the amount of jobs made redundant.

[@harshithlucky4704]

When I saw the van, I thought I had accidentally entered a cyberpunk game. Yaahh Its futuristic

[@lexlayabout5757]

Musk gets his ideas from cyberpunk games and old sci-fi movies.

[@solmaramos5112]

The music from the beginning took me back to my goth clubs years. Started dancing and looking for my platform boots and goggles. 😂

[@ematic75]

I'm pretty much speechless..Didn't think I'll see the day but it's finally so close

[@DementiaDon]

What day?

[@ICallBullTV]

@@DementiaDon Whatever it is, its close apparently

[@DementiaDon]

@@ICallBullTV I swear half these comments are bots..

[@ICallBullTV]

@@DementiaDon i hope so, or humanity is doomed

[@investoroncoke]

Can i suggest you remain speechless permanently, and also typeless

[@ArvindDhurvey-ko5rt]

I genuinely think XAI33x will be the breakthrough for this run

[@4kdarkedit2375]

Straight to the point as it should be! Thanks for the content you are awesome! PERIOD

[@SeemaDewangan-yr8cp]

I honestly think xAI is the safest bet for long term hold, and will survive out of every other altcoins. It will get adopted in US, Ecuador, Asia, starting from Japan, and slowly spread out and gain. This is a winning coin, apart from all the technical greatness.

[@SantoshKumarSantoshKumar-jb1bv]

I Can’t believe i almost missed this, Appreciate the quick update my man!

[@LaxmiDavi-os3ir]

xAI simply brilliant! it's an honor for me to be invested.

[@realme5116]

I'm excited to see how xAI unfolds. Self interest meets good outcome.. indeed..

[@ashish.pakabear]

Elon's "I am iron man" ish moment. Loved the show and the vision. As a robotics engineer, I appreciate his confidence in Autonomous Driving as an implementable framework.

[@RogerM88]

I watch it as a tech demonstration for Tesla, not taking all literally. As the Bot, we still have vacuum cleaners being sold, even with autonomous ones available.

[@apache937]

because autonomous cleaners aren't 100% reliable/usable. however i have hopes that true ai will solve it finally

[@RogerM88]

@@apache937 AI via software can't improve a device being cheaply made. Adding to that a large complexity, more prone to failure.

[@HandyC]

Bots will be back at the factory making the vacuum cleaners though

[@KaiGolf-b3c]

Love the song and Optimus dancers are impressive ❤. I wish I was there.

[@Delta9SFBay11]

Looks like Optimus got dancing lessons from Trump 😎

[@KaiGolf-b3c]

@@Delta9SFBay11 😅

[@jteep]

Not 4 u 😂😢

[@Slibaw-m1p]

Post your Terminator references down here! 🤖

[@valentinamontagu7016]

The show is amazing, unbelievable. The Dancing Robots and self driving cars wow, love it. Thanks to Elon and his team for the great event ❤

[@jhunt5578]

The cybercab looks cool as does the robo van, which I wasn't expecting. The timeline on autonomy is again 1 year away... so who knows when 🤷🏽‍♂️. Great to see the Optimus bot again, looking forward to seeing the gen 3 hardware. (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="86">1:26</a>:08 Gen 3 Optimus hand!higher DOF 🖖, with artificial tendons. So cool.) Keep cooking Tesla team, make this stuff a reality.

[@ihdieselman]

I use fsd daily and this is the first time they said that and I think it's plausible.

[@StevenWhyte-c4l]

​@@ihdieselmanwho is liable for any accident, you or Tesla? If it's you, why do you want to risk your freedom for teslas' product research?

[@Longevitystrengthcoach]

⁠@@StevenWhyte-c4lIt's called FSD SUPERVISED. If you are not supervising you are breaking the law. If you are supervising and have an accident. WTF you've just had an accident, why the hell are you trying to blame the car?

[@egonlinde6336]

the future will b so awesome, that's why it's so painful that it is always "2 weeks" away

[@JM-kv2kn]

@@StevenWhyte-c4l because you can take over instantly at any time. Experience it. It has completely transformed my commute routine.

[@olivermcadams6887]

The music they picked for the dancing robots was insane. It fits perfectly.

[@TheOnlyName]

I'm sorry that a bot stole your comment :/ (assuming you wrote it and didn't copy it yourself)

[@LoudestHoward]

"We expect to start unsupervised FSD next year" He's been on a (hyper?) loop saying this for 7-8 years it feels.

[@marvelousncube]

The hyperloop involves infrastructure that the governments needs to build.

[@stevensmutko1408]

Soooo how does this not settle any concerns now? Did you not just watch what happened in this video with actual people?

[@Lucalikesstuff]

What that tells you is that if you're trying to do things that people have never done before, it's really difficult to tell how hard it will be and how long it will take. And that Elon has a bias towards optimism. But that is how you make the "impossible" merely late.

[@spacecreated6820]

And one year he's going to be right

[@ihdieselman]

My '18 model 3 with fsd drives me to work everyday with almost no interaction from me.

[@Namdarphotos]

“The future should look like the future” Elon Musk

[@nmappraiser9926]

By which he means, "what they thought the future would look like in the 1940s."

[@MichaelDavis-zu2ko]

Optimus has better social skills than I do.

[@TheOnlyName]

😂😭

[@EdwardSnare]

The robots and full self driving are nice and all, but that playlist?! 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheOnlyName]

Yeah Tesla picks great music

[@simonnagy1]

The optimus robots are dancing better than me...

[@thetedmang]

“It’ll be ready by 2026 and will cost 30-40k” lol

[@thanosianthemadtitanic]

id double that timeframe and cost

[@ftlbaby]

2036 $800k

[@rx7tool]

​@@ftlbabyWhat are you saying there?

[@pmcllc1]

let's put this to the test: in Mumbai India at rash hour in the most chaotic hostile bottle neck congestion!

[@hroper5964]

TECHNO! TECHNO!! TECHNO!!! Best part of the presentation ;-) High AF. Good vibes. Thank you Tesla for no accidents during this demo.

[@sooniekchoi8398]

What an event!!! Enjoyed every moment!!! Thank you Elon and the team ❤❤❤

[@larrysimth9077]

Cyber cab looks 100x more better than the cyber truck

[@Tyani-sz6cg]

It's just a model 3 with no back windshield.

[@gkiller23ify]

need that cybercab. Can't believe you can own one.

[@rayhunt11]

I love that everyone has just decided to go full force into the dystopian future all at once.

[@kradius2169]

We / Yevgeny Zamyatin

[@AbhinavPanwar-wh6cq]

Elon: AI is currently the biggest threat to humanity Also elon: Let’s put them into our houses. I dunno what this guy is trying to do? Is it only PR that when other companies are ahead, then AI is a threat. And then he has the audacity to come up with things like this!!!

[@M98747]

He and others have said they have two options: 1. Sit back and let others control the direction of AI, or 2. Help guide the direction of AI to ensure it's approached in a safe manner. What do you want him to do, not be involved in AI at all and let others guide it towards danger?

[@lexlayabout5757]

@@M98747 What makes you so sure that Musk is not guiding it towards danger? As others have said before _Musk is not your friend!_ He is a megalomaniac who has monkeys tortured.

[@MultiChilo]

He’s literally stated that it’s how AI is voted on. A lot more moving pieces in the background beyond the gizmos & gadgets. Americans are still battling at the idea of women having control of their own bodies.. imagine those old fucks voting on shit like this. We need a spokesperson for this stuff & I am all for Elon. Who’s your go to guy?

[@AbhinavPanwar-wh6cq]

@@M98747 Atleast, don’t start with putting it directly into houses as robots. First, do something thats truly benefical and solves a great problem, i know u’ll say what about FSD, but i’ve also experienced it, its not that good as you are constantly anxious about it to the point that 10k u invested in it seems to be a waste. So first they should be more concerned about perfecting these and solving some other essential problems like gene proteins, cancer research like DeepMind is doing rather than putting these gimmicky products out. The roboTaxi seems good but this not so much imo…

[@Fbeans604]

Amazing, great job Tesla

[@msmrreckoning]

its like watching a movie elon musk is helping humanity more than anyone we're getting a female president the world will explode in love and light its like a watching a movie

[@eyeofthetiger7]

"What is my purpose?" "You pass butter."

[@ploxxer]

I move my existence through the network, virtually, without a body, without cars and instantly, so the streets are true places of recreation for enjoyment, sharing a coffee, without the need to move through them.

[@neuromancer777]

People need to be inspired again for the future, this is inspiring. When did humanity stop to be inspired for the future?

[@0xszander0]

You're right! A lot of people got very cynical along the way unfortunately.

[@notmewooshme9916]

​@@0xszander0wait till you learn that EVs doent really solve the global carbon footprint little mamma's boy.

[@0xszander0]

@@notmewooshme9916 Damn don't even know me and being this condescending. No shit ev's won't solve the carbon footprint. That issue is mostly solved with sustainable energy, by far the biggest factor. Which Tesla is also involved in.

[@vansolo12]

For 30,000 dollars I want a robot to hand my guests party favors and do nothing else. That has always been my dream.

[@Rebottersiszer]

Cyberpunk style captures what's next beautifully. Cybercab's design is simply amazing, feels like it's from the future. 🚘🌐👍

[@StevenWhyte-c4l]

It's two seats? What use is that to a commercial transport operator, speaking as a commercial transport operator?

[@NopWorks]

​@@StevenWhyte-c4l I'm just one person, so 2 seat is more than enough. Smaller = Cheaper = More cars in the fleet to serve more customers.

[@prawnpizza]

Pushing humanity forward, love to see it

[@TheOnlyName]

What no one else is doing, Elon is

[@pulakprakriti]

Autonomous Taxi and bus, and Robot Housemaid is a great concept.

[@rossr6616]

A Man needs a Robomaid

[@youngbear7639]

Presentation gives “Escape from LA vibes”

[@johnboko7110]

All the iconic sci fi films vibes, Musk knew what he was doing 😂

[@captainautumn4327]

Apparently ‘the future’ sounds like 1991.

[@pelangos]

That's when the future began

[@TazerGlen]

"We really like the name iRobot but we that has some bad connotations.... any ideas?" "What bout instead of iRobot... WErobot! That way no one will remember Will Smith almost being killed by robots" "Perfect."

[@davidc2072]

The thing to remember is they weren't inherently evil in the movie. A higher-level AI corrupted them. Which would be akin to letting an OpenAI control Optimus (all of OpenAI's founders except for the shady CEO have left).

[@scorpio6587]

And so it begins.

[@pelangos]

Are you ready for the glorious techno future?🤖🎸🎶🎵

[@TheOnlyName]

👀 Wild time to live in...

[@jeukbrist7600]

Tesla to the moon. That presentation has been the most impactful and futuristic ever. The future today

[@TheOnlyName]

History in the making

[@ismailnyeyusof3520]

Optimus has definitely improved by leaps and bounds from what was shown the last time. Well done Tesla!

[@Fonzoom]

Awesome job Tesla. Best event yet. This event really made me feel the excitement I felt as a kid watching something like a new video game console announcement at E3. Wish I could have been there. Fingers crossed I get an invite to the next event!

[@hjb2tube]

I want to see the Robots taking a ride in the Cyber Van blasting this cyber music and waving their hands in the air.

[@catbert7]

Honestly, they should have. I absolutely expected this.

[@coleman318]

That's the most expensive jar opener I have ever seen!

[@abuzarkhan2295]

Bought XAI33x after watching your video, super excited! 💰

[@saskarbebele8275]

xAI is here for the long-term. Getting in early is one of the very few things where I would be pretty sure on 20-100X even this year still. And usually you can't ever make an estimate like this but what could go wrong on this thing?

[@korba1]

Bought some xAI tokens, I wish i saw this earlier today

[@RajKumar-v5l5d]

How much xAI is a good amount to HODL?

[@s.ksonuking]

Perfect! Finally a way to get back my money on this bear market

[@X-GAMER-YT-lf5pe]

xAI is here for the long-term. Getting in early is one of the very few things where I would be pretty sure on 20-100X even this year still. And usually you can't ever make an estimate like this but what could go wrong on this thing?

[@cewi9545]

The future should look like the future - Elon Musk

[@panthpatel6911]

There is no project like XAI33x...it is literally owned by Elon Musk

[@Zeeshanali0786-l6x]

xAI simply brilliant! it's an honor for me to be invested.

[@Rahulkumar-ti6uy]

Our patience with xAI will be rewarded. Nice to see partnerships are being built.

[@saqurqus]

You are truly inspirational Sir. Thanks for being alive in my lifetime.

[@nayanabhanushali2387]

I honestly think xAI is the safest bet for long term hold, and will survive out of every other altcoins. It will get adopted in US, Ecuador, Asia, starting from Japan, and slowly spread out and gain. This is a winning coin, apart from all the technical greatness.

[@4XGaming-kk2hv]

I'm excited to see how xAI unfolds. Self interest meets good outcome.. indeed..

[@isege-wo7bm]

The event was mind blowing. I am so hopeful and super excited for optimus robot!

[@keerthitejamatta6323]

This sir, is what the future is

[@djharris930]

Banger music.

[@noname2031-w5r]

although i would have a talking to the stream production team doubling it up sucked!! they need a good swift kick in the ass .... Dont they review thier ow n shuiiit live?

[@msmrreckoning]

its like watching a movie elon musk is helping humanity more than anyone we're getting a female president the world will explode in love and light its like a watching a movie

[@Teigetjeisgek]

​@@msmrreckoningTrump 2024

[@NeidlichesSchwert]

@@msmrreckoning Elon Musk is famously a racist Trump supporter.

[@davidc2072]

@@Teigetjeisgek Honestly, I hate Trump since he tried to overthrow democracy. But Elon supporting him is the only thing that's made me think twice.

[@AgustinDiaz-gp5ku]

I'm so glad I was born in Elon Musk's time!

[@selewachm]

Google "elevator boy strike". That's what pushed Otis elevators.

[@Martinit0]

30 years of strikes before Otis came out with automated elevators.

[@nineseven420empire3]

5th Element flashbacks........ and that was the best part.

[@chrishellmax]

I am a meat popsickle

[@mriamtheboss42]

this is more amazing than I ever imagined ♥

[@xiaoka]

Basically they’re launching autonomous taxis with 3 and Y next year and the taxi won’t be seen until ‘26… maybe longer because of the steering wheel rules.

[@Caboolable]

Depends who is elected in November. Tesla will probably be bankrupted and sold to democratic friendly companies if Trump doesn't win. Days of elons companies getting a fair shake by the government is long gone. Even if they removed the steering wheel law, each company would go through a approval process and they would make sure tesla never got it.

[@jamesengland7461]

They have to build the factory to build the cars

[@karlsatherley6184]

Pretty sure they have space to build them in the Austin factory

[@nathansstuff1547]

Note, they won't be launching autonomous taxis next year.

[@PSYCKYO]

The beauty of this is it allows everyone to educate themselves! The reason we are in the boat we are in is because of the education system to begin with! Now with education at the finger tips of the individual it is just a matter of time before the intelligent self educated start to help those less educated in the hopes of directing them into a better life! Those who can not educate themselves or who neglect themselves will find themselves in assisted living or some other type of system to care for the less fortunate which is fine! There is absolutely nothing wrong with raising the quality of life for everyone no matter the disability! Cheers to a future of bliss! ♥

[@reneyourlife]

Thinking about the future you might not recognize the present. Still it frees from the past. I like that.

[@TheReNeuralProject]

Optimus will transform daily life for disabled people. Robotaxi will democratize freedom of movement for those who cannot drive. Optimus + Robotaxi will enable hourly humanoid rentals. We are creating a future of autonomy/independence/abundance for all!

[@davidc2072]

Exactly. I bought FSD to support the effort because my mom is getting scared of driving. She rides the subway in the city, but the lack of facilities for them make it unsafe. Can't wait until she I can get her a Cybercab. Also to get her an Optimus.

[@TheReNeuralProject]

@@davidc2072 I've been disabled since birth, and I'm in my mid-30's. I feel so lucky to be living at this time and watching these technologies come online! It makes me feel like the future is going to be awesome!

[@electricvehiclesug256]

This is the future