We ruined Elden Ring but at least it was funny

[@theonlyzanny]

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[@Jordan-em8cp]

No. I don’t think I will

[@RealestGoober.]

No.

[@averageeldenringenjoyer747]

Yo did see my other comment on the last elden ring video please read it zanny

[@sloomdayer2747]

Can't wait for DS3

[@m00nbutter7]

Play bloodborne bro

[@Skumnut]

The Paintings Three was truly majestic, I applaud thee

[@slimic2992]

Indeed was a true sight to behold

[@soggycantaloupe]

Real

[@lordaveg]

Needs to be a series.

[@manofsemantics]

@@slimic2992 We came seeking copper, but instead we found gold.

[@slimic2992]

@@manofsemantics indeed

[@X-SPONGED]

"The Paintings Three" feels like it could be an actual fight in a Dark Souls Game. [7:01] Each Painting is given a backstory to validate their techniques and weapons of choice. So certain players can have an easier time with certain paintings according to their playstyle. You only need to beat ONE King to go forward but if you beat all of them. You'll get a special talisman or something.

[@interneter6299]

it is, at the colleseum in caelid which gives you the great jar's arsenal

[@X-SPONGED]

Also, if it's even possible. If Fromsoft ever turns this idea into reality. Make an achievement to players who manages to fight and kill all 3 Kings in one battle. Name it like _"Let Them Eat Lead"_ as a reference to The French Revolution.

[@AArbiter]

@@X-SPONGED the paintings three has been defeated by thee

[@alteredstates3316]

I was hoping they would dress like the dudes in the paintings lol

[@rorygibson5015]

Similar to something like Fia’s Champions? That would be cool

[@belg4r489]

The paintings 3 were the best by far, anyone would love running into that stuff, the fact you have 3 different playstyles also added to it a bunch

[@babyyodaco9345]

It reminded me of the massive warrior jars trials. I loved it it was so good. Shame the only thing that’s running through some peoples minds is “KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[@ryanscoffeehour6404]

As a viewer its funny asf to see. As a player I'd probably be annoyed.

[@hebleh5771]

@@ryanscoffeehour6404 beats being rushed by 3 maxxed out dudes

[@ryanscoffeehour6404]

@@hebleh5771absolute fucking facts

[@renewalacumen1770]

@@babyyodaco9345 There's more murderhobos as invaders/ While expected, is sad.

[@Pelicanarecool]

I like how the fist 2 gimmicks were so role-play heavy and then the last one was just 3 goblins stabbing you to death.

[@UnemployedStormtrooper]

Just like England

[@mrlemon1669]

@@UnemployedStormtrooperidk why but that shit made me spit out my ice tea

[@jamesdo3086]

“It’s that or it’s pick 1” the Paintings 3 might have to be one of the best things I’ve ever seen

[@sethseth916]

Honestly, plenty of us invaders just want fun fights, and not against min-maxed tryhard duelists. The Paintings Three looks like legit fun, same for the Goblins

[@12SickOne34]

And than there are those who dare to flask in a duel. The spineless, maidenless creatures that they are. *spits out*

[@sethseth916]

@@12SickOne34 Truly, the maidenless behavior of disgraced ash. Sounds like an Aldrich.

[@nofun594]

Goblins just look like a basic 3v1 gank squad tbh

[@androski5247]

@@nofun594 Yes but you can laugh while you die

[@fuchsmichael93]

My only Question is, who the hell invades at Academi Gate on high Level?

[@camster55687]

I hope The paintings three become a running thing if he makes more Elden ring definitely the best part

[@smellycat57]

Thy pronounciation of "The paintings three" be incorrect, Tarnished.

[@reaper2604]

@@smellycat57 LOL

[@camster55687]

@@smellycat57 ah shit how’d I fuck that up

[@TheStargov]

Just wholesome trolling.

[@lukitasdeveras]

Loved the goblin voices

[@tux75]

Elden Ring feels like what developers in the early 90s dreamed a game could possibly be one day

[@abhipapala632]

@Tux bro I just blew on my screen cuz I thought your profile pic was an eyelash lol.

[@markspc1285]

@@R3TR0J4N no one really asked for your input did they.

[@dogeking7823]

@@abhipapala632 Yep i think i rubbed my screen too much and messed it up lol

[@babyyodaco9345]

@@R3TR0J4N looks like someone died to soldier of godrick a few too many times

[@chromium_ink]

I thought your pfp was a hair on my screen.

[@sakataslays]

"I'm gonna close my door so I can goblin noises" - Quote of the Year (14:36)

[@smugofbishamonten1447]

Doors will be lock down, for thee parent disappoints and frown, make thy best of goblin's voice, for goblins together will always be boys

[@brianadams9465]

For the goblin soldiers, I feel like you should all be using like, cragged shields and menial weapons, as if found my a goblin. It would make the "band of goblins" thing more believable/realistic. (yes I know it's a game but the roleplay in the three paintings was on point so I just had to comment)

[@Kommunicate27]

I actually think it's much more terrifying if goblins can wield spells, god-like weapons and have great intelligence. It also doesn't follow the Goblin Stereotype of small, dumb creatures that attack in large numbers or wield small clubs and wooden shields. Like this timestamp for example 16:45 Can you imagine: A well-known knight in a wolf-like armor that wields a Greatsword, is being toyed by three intelligent goblins, while also being killed slowly by a thousand knife throws and ass stomps. These goblins can use their god weapons, yet they decided to only use knives and ass stomps just to mock the knight. Like I would not fuck with those creatures.

[@TheBreadSoldier]

@@Kommunicate27my D&D players bout to have a bad tome

[@mattbrown7935]

Zanny: "You're alive?!" Player: "My death was, greatly, exaggerated."

[@spartankram8117]

"So, you're the tarnished I heard about"

[@reytunezbz]

@@spartankram8117 quite possibly the best tarnished I've ever seen...

[@mattbrown7935]

@@reytunezbz "That's got to be the best tarnished I've ever seen"

[@gitgud1555]

Timestamp

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@gitgud1555 13:10

[@johnnysins3419]

Hey, for honor community. Looks like it’s time for sword game. Capture those zones, stop that ram, and clear that minion lane. And a special shoutout to the knight faction. Incredibilis!

[@hollow9414]

It's Johnny Sins

[@shaaylmao]

"Incredibilus" *smirks slightly*

[@joshua6438]

Thank you Johnny sins very cool.

[@IanHilliker]

Bro I was just thinking about you

[@austinalden6323]

Incredibilis

[@hollow9414]

The Rykard cosplay was so good, I couldn't tell the difference

[@renewalacumen1770]

Now we can devour the very gods togethaaaa~

[@reaper2604]

TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ThatChadHollow]

@@reaper2604 WE WILL DEVOOUUUURRR THE VERY GOOOOODDS!

[@reaper2604]

@@ThatChadHollow The GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSS!

[@blipblop1112]

This game still popular?

[@sunnex474]

People tend to play along more willingly when 2 50cals are pointed at their chest

[@julianr8544]

The evil sychronization of laughter at 4:35-4:38 is perfection.

[@LordNNero]

Actually!

[@drmengus]

So, the Fortress of Frenzy is essentially the French guys from Monthy Python and the Holy Grail...

[@BurningCroc]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

[@bosknight7837]

Your mother smells of elderberries and your father was a hamster!

[@FlameOfRoyeca]

Hell effin yes hahaha

[@sazechs_451]

That's too perfect Thank you for the mental image

[@cyb3rspace478]

You brought back some good memories, I love that movie

[@delonejuanderer]

imagine if the game had proximity chat with these dudes playing as Goblins 🤣

[@20thcentury_toy]

Pretty sure it has

[@tilenkobe]

@@20thcentury_toy yea but only friendly summons can hear you

[@darienkrewson9753]

*Faint ehehe*

[@STOPSYPHER]

I wish it had proximity chat for enemies except only during the moments after you kill them. Like in call of duty. So you can hear them rage lol

[@PorkpieJohnny]

Proximity chat but only if it is roleplay dialogue

[@owensreviews625]

That opening was the definition of “had us in the first half, not gonna lie”

[@owenreider494]

The perfect example of it

[@smolchild1057]

The roleplaying in this looked so fun, this makes me sad i don't have friends to make up fantasy scenarios with. The climbing up the fortress of frenzy quest, only to discover the treasure was just shit they left sitting in their dusty item box for weeks. The paintings three reminded me of those mirrors with the blue phantoms that break out of them in DS2. I love this video so much.

[@Wobberzmadeit]

Same and I don’t have online

[@smolchild1057]

@@Wobberzmadeit i lost my PS3 PSN account, so no more pvp. The PS4 belongs to my parents and i don't get up early enough to play on it, plus elden ring belongs to my dad, and im not allowed to play it, I tried DS3 but that game is dead...

[@Wobberzmadeit]

@@smolchild1057 thats tough

[@amberhernandez]

I got together a few people in a Discord server, and we made two cosplay trios: Abyss Watchers and Shadows of Yharnam. For the Abyss Watchers, the host would summon a white phantom and a mad phantom (this is the one that can betray the group at any time), both with the untrue dark ring. Set up the dried finger for more chaos then wait for invaders to spawn in before kicking the fight off. For the Shadows of Yharnam, it's a bit trickier. Robe and Hood of Prayer work well for the aesthetic, but stats are sorely lacking. I like to balance it with Black Iron gauntlets and leggings, but ymmv. One Shadow will be pure pyromancy, one will be pure katana (Washing Pole recommended), and the final one will need a katana (Uchigatana or Black Blade recommended) with the Follower's Torch to breathe fire. Once one Shadow dies, the torch Shadow uses Carthus Flame Arc to buff his katana as a signifier of phase change. The katana Shadow should play more aggressively the entire time, and the other two should hang back and rarely step forward until he's dead. Pyromancer Shadow should only throw out spells like Bursting Fireball or Poison Mist every ten seconds to avoid overwhelming the contender, and the torch Shadow should breathe fire every fifteen/twenty seconds to be safe. No healing for any of these fights, obviously, and not everyone is gonna see this as a fun player boss fight. We did have a lot of fun, though, and I'm sad we won't be able to get more out of it.

[@walo351]

@@smolchild1057 you really are a smol child?

[@PeregrinesChagrin]

Omfg "That's lightskin goblin behavior" is insane😭

[@garrettord3304]

14:26 "God fails the vigor check" summarizes Elden Ring pretty well

[@hmmmborgir]

Bloodborne is true masterpiece if you're looking for another soulsborne game you should try it (I also hope that zanny can encourage others to come back to the game)

[@mike229290]

It‘s awesome.

[@highoncoffee5]

It is an incredible game

[@sirgoo9962]

If you can actually play it 😭

[@mitchnotrich6941]

Yes I couldn’t quite figure out how to parry with the the gun so I completed it by dodging alone

[@nastyshelby5873]

Agreed

[@henryford4933]

Zanny always has the most creative and hilarious cosplay ideas it’s amazing

[@drpower3791]

The Paintings Three is one of the best jokes you guys have done.

[@petloverspy]

That paintings three bit especially was so fun with the people playing along, pointing at the painting of their choice. Like they were coming in for a boss fight!

[@jonathanalvarez7793]

The 3 painting part was dope & HILARIOUS.

[@Zoroark_Master]

"People always look down on goblins" Maybe it’s because of their size.

[@phatqhunt715]

I’ve had Elden ring for about a week. I don’t know where I’m going, who I’m fighting or how to fight them. About 70% of my gameplay has been loading screens and I haven’t even gotten close to melania. Yet I’ve already bought a figure of her and am very down bad already. 10/10 definitely a game

[@TheNameCannotBeFound]

Holy fuck the part about the loading screen had me wheezing hysterically for some reason.

[@cristiannahuel6232]

welcome to fromsoftware games

[@Endeva09]

I am 110 hours played and haven’t completed the game yet

[@ecobasetech4558]

@@Endeva09 I have 417 hours spread across 7 different characters and haven't beaten the game yet. So you are not alone.

[@B1g_B0sssss]

@@cristiannahuel6232 well, The loading screen part isn't so uncommon in the first dark souls for example.

[@jasontaylor3021]

Thou'st must climb the frenzied fort, and take the key, from thine court. Once thou possess, the glintstone key, go up the hill, to find the paintings, three. Then thou must survive the goblin troupe Or become ingredients for rotten soup but one must then defeat the scarlet lord or else become a rotted corpse.

[@DaKdawg]

The fort of frenzy and the paintings three...had me rolling. I've been on a Jar guys kick, so this was very much in the same vein and I enjoyed every second of it. Take my sub tarnished. Thou hast proved thy worth.

[@DaxtanMsc]

The gimmicks for multiplayer completely killed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This video was def the cherry on top we needed on an awesome series

[@wumpuswoo9946]

19:50 Do bloodborne. It’s the best one. You have a bonk weapon that’s also a sword. A pizza cutter. Malenia before Malenia in the DLC, in both boss difficulty and simpability.

[@Salsa_]

don’t forget the hauntingly beautiful music

[@ulfric5696]

don't forget the greatest experience in the game: the calice dungeons

[@wumpuswoo9946]

Cum dungeon

[@cocolahoff4292]

@@ulfric5696 chalice you say? Father of lies

[@copelandiam3712]

for a hot sec i thought you were talking about Orphan lmao

[@suitedpanda3108]

Zanny: *talks about the toxic elden ring community* Also Zanny: FORT OF FRENZY

[@Slymarbo5060]

Honestly as a for honor player he fits in a lot more then he realized, he's super toxic In elden ring and from what i have seen its people like him in pvp that made me stop playing this last month. It's just not fun to deal with

[@havardmj]

what's toxic about that?

[@raruterofegb]

Yeah kind of a hypocrite tbh

[@Mrhappyface52]

And your point is?? He's just making his own fun and people seem to enjoy it too.

[@smolchild1057]

Their just messing around, it's not like their trying to win because of some pride or fear of losing, if that was the case they'd all be afk farming and wielding rivers of blood and moonveil. This video is just them playing the game in interesting ways to give the invaders an interesting experience.

[@prokingownage]

I think I could watch the paintings 3 all day 😂😂 your Elden ring videos are the best. All were awesome

[@ERElement77]

I think I came up with a better one *”come tarnished, and make the choice presented before thee, and unveil one of the paintings three”*

[@ProjectMaelstrom]

nop

[@SAUCE2001]

It’s always fun to see friends make matching outfits and wear silly armor just to beat invaders using some goofy spin attack or something. I feel like this is along the same line, but just taking it to the next level. Love the RP

[@papaslapnuts9632]

"god fails the vigor check" is probably the most elden ring thing said ever

[@contemplatingrain2380]

Honestly, the ideas you guys came up with are amazing. Just breathing more life into the game.

[@anoniemuss824]

Man I wish I had gamer friends like that. Looks like you guys have lots of fun.

[@mattwx5479]

That was literally the most entertaining video of gaming I have ever seen. Funny and well done. "I'm gonna close my door so I can make goblin noises" 😂

[@MysteryMan199725]

man I fucking DIED at that part😂😂😂

[@m.a.dmatt6689]

The paintings three has to be my fav thus far. Such a clever and fun way to pvp

[@Ian-dn7lq]

10:11 - that's so wholesome. Having fun and making other ppl happy :D

[@exodus5730]

and with this video has influenced the Elden Ring community to become more creative in their times of pain and suffering

[@Leysritt]

it's Guts from Berserk, what a goated player! 6:42

[@dustysaurus6137]

Honestly in terms of ganks, the invaders at least know what they’re getting themselves into by storming the fort, picking a painting, and seeing 3 goblin boios (not that there is any honor or courtesy obligated to invaders and hosts alike). Very fun!

[@sly_djinn6011]

Zanny’s maidenless behavior will suit Bloodborne very well

[@schlompus1563]

I’m literally just liking every comment asking him to play bloodborne lmao

[@Based1889]

@@schlompus1563 lol me too

[@Based1889]

I can alr see him simping for maria

[@sphearix7232]

16:45 I like to think this one encounter they had with this guy is an accurate representation of how all twelve episodes of Goblin Slayer are, despite having never watched the anime.

[@M_S_G.]

I hope more people do the paintings of three skit it's so entertaining

[@MysteriousBoy173]

2:37 That is the most evil and most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed

[@BrannyBranso]

The paintings three segment had me dying of laughter lol. I hope you guys do something similar again. Super creative.

[@ryanscoffeehour6404]

Swings: *Misses attack* The attack: *still counts as hit* Swings: *lands attack* The attack: *misses* Elden ring in a nutshell

[@trinixjin8039]

welcome to souls pvp, it just works

[@stickplistick3643]

Bro I will get hit from like 5 yards away lol

[@b4ushoutxyz_66]

@@trinixjin8039 was it made by Fromsoft, or bethesda?

[@DurpyKraken]

The painting disguise is just great. Ngl, I’m definitely gonna use that. Love these videos!

[@sebastianclaros2888]

THIS VIDEO MADE MY DAY!!!! I LAUGHED AND ENJOYED SO MUCH!!! THANK YOU ZANNY!!! Sorry for screaming, and you forgot the puppy break btw lol.

[@StarboyXL9]

If Zanny skips the puppy break again, we riot!

[@kumakaon9225]

Fort of frenzy could be improved by having one long range "hitscan" , one mid range aoe and one close quarter combatant as a last line of defense

[@halcyon1644]

Surprised no one tried eternal darkness against it

[@2MuchQuenton]

i always like to go back and watch this video, easily my fv elden ring video on KZbin

[@williambeck2372]

Regarding that one dude who gave you the Frenziedflame Stone and seemed shocked you'd all blast him.... IT'S LITERALLY CALLED THE FORT OF FRENZY. WHAT WAS HE EXPECTING?! CAMPIRE AND KUMBAYA?!

[@personiam9351]

*When the game isn’t terrible* Fine, I’ll do it myself.

[@StaleCrony]

That was absolutely glorious, especially that chapter with the paintings, and the one with the towers, and the goblins one, screw it they were all good; the whole video was great.

[@mr.elderpumpkin7285]

I love how through these past months of elden ring we’ve watched zanny ascend into godhood

[@Hepheat75]

The paintings three is like an album cover

[@lilbee281]

18:29 had me on the floor.... like the rest of the video. Great content as always

[@Shatter149]

i really liked how the invaded players played along. knowing that that they're not taking this game seriously.

[@TechNinjaSigma]

Ongbal Gang! I felt like a god when I parried Malenia three times in a row for the riposte.

[@tophellxanderyt916]

15:39 killed me

[@timeslip6846]

Thy self must pick thy of one of three painting as each painting hides foes of formidable strwangth but choose wisley as thy decision will change thyns life.

[@jonahtindall6994]

Man got slapped by Guts at 6:51

[@Johten]

Glad we are seeing more Elden Ring. I honestly expected you to be done lol

[@sir.nonchalant]

Watching Zanny's videos give me a hysteric laughter and i love it.

[@ogithechamp5181]

Imagine trying to scale a fort in a medieval fantasy game from FromSoft and and instead of PVP you get a fucking flamethrower

[@lance_cpa1175]

"I am no longer down for Malenia" is a lie that even Amber Turd couldn't compete with.

[@mattj500]

Holy fuck the goblin dart throwing part had me in tears😂😂

[@miosteen5065]

The goblin laugh really do get the chat laughing lol

[@harveyfox6856]

Bloodborne is a masterpiece, arguably the best 'Souls' game there is, highly recommend it!

[@risosk17]

☝️

[@somerandomperson9670]

When they got to the goblin part and laughing like goblins i was like "bro be sneaking through my castle stealing various trinkets"

[@henryburke2158]

A good laugh I have had at the expense of thee. Your antics and capers have filled me with glee. But most of all I enjoyed the paintings three, for if they had graced me, it would surely have made my own journey.

[@kalamari3288]

Imagine not simping for Malenia, couldn't be me

[@anonymousnerd1017]

18:08 I aaaaaaaaam! Darth Maaaaauuul! And in true canonical fashion, he promptly gets sliced in two.

[@Adsmak]

True gamer moments right here. I never imagined role play could be taken to such an elegant level!

[@tenta9876]

The Ode to the Paintings Three Tread your course, lowly Tarnished, Tread all the paths before thee Tread with allies lauded and admonished Before the Paintings Three Before you is a trial of old Three champions lie before thee Clashing blades, great spells, lessons taught and told Before the Paintings Three Tales of victory, defeat, all within the paint Your spell books must be consulted, sword arts must you heed Steel yourself, mind sharp and restrained Before the Paintings Three

[@Qvksylver]

Bro good job

[@tenta9876]

@@Qvksylver thank you I read 1 shakespeare and now I can Ye Olde English

[@rewsterfewd1226]

Havent played elden ring yet, but seeing how you and friends can be a boss battle in pvp makes this the best game ever

[@artherir]

Ah yes, a fair and balanced set of challenges. Take note funny sword game

[@TheJazzDog]

15:12 : *GOBLIN SLAYER INVADED YOUR WORLD*

[@silentgamerz3125]

11:05 you gilagmeshed Gilgamesh

[@j_the_frog]

The themed group bits are legit so funny, 11/10, honestly I would watch 30minute segments for each bit 😂

[@kabuto1584]

i don’t know whats worse knowing there are goblins in the Lands Between or that the Goblins have Legendary Artifacts and Weapons

[@DreamerFromTheDepths]

Zanny really knows how to make games way more fun than they already are.

[@Velmari_]

I love the paintings three, so creative. Plz keep coming up with more amazing ideas

[@amberhernandez]

18:30 - That scream of pure terror had me WHEEZING

[@thatrandomsquirrel2924]

Y’all should do the true goblin experience, with the worst weapons you are able to get your hands on. So what you lack in actual hitting power you make up for in sheer numbers

[@OishikSarkarApocalypso]

This is the funniest Elden Ring content on this whole internet, and I come back to this every three months or so, smile to my heart's content, and gently close youtube again.

[@Skyx700]

6:30 "my serpent is falling off", you may want to go see a doctor about that.

[@mariofatovic6521]

Zanny: complains about using busted things like sleep arrows Also Zanny: uses Bloodhound step for PvP

[@pcbangbros8350]

Okay, the painting one was actually amazing.

[@Blue_Fire-Chibi]

Zanny using the goblin voice to say eat dogsh*t was the funniest part of the video not gonna lie🤣

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

For the Magma Wyrm I found that using the pillar in the middle is a good to get around its charging magma attack and It's also totally fair and honourable.

[@epicplayz6132]

I’m honestly impressed by the time and effort you put into these videos, Keep it up!💛

[@logeyperogi1805]

0:16 Dual Wielding Naginatas? My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

[@QuazyQuazi]

These types of things that happen in elden ring are exactly why I love this game.

[@FaeriePuck]

I had to stifle my laughter while fully crying so I wouldn’t wake my roommate. This video is completely hilarious. Every time a PvP idea seemed like I wouldn’t like it, I’d be proven wrong Jesus Christ