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[@catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca]

Because we know knowing how many helipads jorbs house has would single it out, we know it’s a house with unique number of helipads. This should be more than enough to narrow it down to few houses in the whole world, as wast majority of houses has only one helipad or none at all.

[@iAmCalypso33]

That's actually untrue. In Peru nearly all homes have at least 2 helipads. Helicopters are actually one of the safest, and cheapest forms of transportation there due to the roaming packs of wild llamas.

[@kevincolwell3066]

@@iAmCalypso33 ya those packs are no joke.

[@schmian95]

I think this is only true if you are rounding to the nearest Helipad.

[@Oleg-px3us]

What a malthusian run, truly maximizing the utility of the deck. Even more incredible that it was done during sawcon, located in jorb's house which may or may not contain a helicopter pad.

[@pdwarnes]

That moment when I am thinking, "This seems familiar", and then my donation pops on screen, and I go "Oh yeah, I did see this before."

[@muteuser]

You didn't print out your Jorbs coin for safe keeping to memorialize this moment in time?

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

I agree with VariousMeat at 13:32. Schadenfreude _is_ very fun.

[@Relisysification]

The conversation about, "sometimes there are rooms, called bedrooms, but you would not want to sleep in ther" reminds me of a room I had when I was a student, where the floor size was identical to the size of my actual bed itself. So I got rid of the bed base and just had a mattress floor so that I could still feel like I could walk around my 6'x3' room. I moved out after being told by the other students I was being unfair studying in the communal area so often (when I did so silently and did not ask them not to play games/watch shows) and each of them had 10 times the area I'm their rooms 😂

[@axletman3394]

how tf is that unfair for them lmao, you sat out of the way being quiet

[@AR0ACE]

>complains about community member using communal area

[@Relisysification]

@@AR0ACE the tragedy of the commons, when one guy reading chemistry text books takes up on of the sofa spaces for 2 hours a day when not in the library or at work. It was my own fault, Mea Culpa

[@AppaTheBizon1228]

33:10 same. what a friggin mood.

[@SkyTheStarhero]

25:20 Ladies and gentlemen.....we got him.

[@ChadEichhorn]

the amount of Jorbs looking directly into the camera this run was weirdly unsettling

[@VidarUlv]

What’s the ratio of Jorbs Coins to Schrute Bucks?

[@someguy4384]

Typically a mansion is any dwelling with about 8000+ square feet of interior space.

[@Holystar12]

Jorb talked about his wet dream: Defect with Juggernaut card

[@ZiobroV]

US badroom needs a build in closet that is a furniture pretty much everywhere else in the world, so that's that...

[@moodragonx2]

I have to know, what did Brandon Sanderson do?

[@tomvandalen2212]

At floor 20 Jorbs only has amazing top-tier relics.

[@AshenElk]

Especially The Boot.

[@camyron]

I have a prior that anyone using the word "Malthusian" would want the best outcome for both of us, but the best outcome for me would not be having a conversation that included the word "Malthusian"

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

Personally i believe a house becomes a mansion when the people living there can no longer keep it clean without hiring outside help

[@insobyr9779]

any reasons why heatsink and coolheaded upgrade over fission?

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

Better utility

[@4400Lemon]

fission upgrade doesnt really do much when you have focus. you can regain your orbs and block back by playing upgraded card draw cards after playing unupgraded fission, which also help you set up before and after.

[@michaelhels5993]

ah, so the secret to act 2 goblin leader fights is to never RNG a goblin leader attack, I now understand.

[@Francisco-bu9ew]

My favorite part was when jorbs wiped out his biased cog a jorbed all over twitch chat

[@TheUnd3rd0g]

happy jorbs is best jorbs

[@jw550w0r9pw]

Mike Oxlong?

[@wagglewiggle]

Jorbs house has 69 helipads

[@forcefulstorm6187]

!dig

[@ongabonga4378]

This was a cozy one

[@rodneyericjohnson]

Who is Mike Long?

[@inevitabledeth]

Wait... what did Sanderson do?

[@MrJuniebjones]

This was my question too but after a quick 30 second google search i found nothing

[@dippn7047]

Will Smith: "Keep my floorboards out of your mouth!"

[@kc2549]

1st

[@Dantarn]

"I'm watching the righteous collapse of the period scheme economy." - The Upper Middle Class Streamer after numerous posts of people on Luna forums desperately looking for reasons to not kill themselves after losing everything

[@SpawnofHastur]

Or, perhaps, rather than getting angry at jorbs, we should get angry at the people who knowingly set up a scheme in which they sold objectively worthless shit to gullible people hoping for a better life? Or, perhaps, at the underlying economic system through which said scheme was able to function in which the vast majority of the world's wealth is concentrated in the hands of an elect few, with basically zero chance of someone who isn't born into wealth achieving any? Hmm. You know what, you're right, that sounds too hard. I'll just be smug about a streamer making an offhand comment.

[@evilvitamin]

The first rule of gambling is to never bet more than you can afford to lose. The 2nd rule of gambling is that the house always wins. You as a retail investor are not the house. The guy in charge of the crypto will make big bucks, you will lose. So don’t invest more than you can afford to lose and don’t expect to get anything out of it. And people said this, repeatedly, from the beginning of the crypto boom, as well as pointing out that it’s not just gambling, but an actual Ponzi scheme. And we were shouted down and insulted by crypto true believers who were very certain they were smarter than us and did everything they could to recruit others into the scheme. Every crypto post for years was one person with facts about why it was bad and 10 crypto bros calling that person a Luddite who’s would be homeless in the glorious crypto future. And now those people have lost everything? Sorry, but you did it to yourself. There’s no get rich quick scheme that’s not just a scam. You can recover from this, but it’s going to be a lot of work. And there’s no shortcut, as you should have learned by now. So eat your humble pie, stop buying the drop, and start working like a normal person rather than the lamb of Wall Street.

[@SpawnofHastur]

@@evilvitamin I don't disagree, but the big issue here for me is that the crypto folks are utilising centuries worth of marketing tactics, mostly on older people who aren't super technologically literate. It's the same old story, in a new lens. The biggest issue for me is that the crypto people are all massively into the "unregulated market" part of the system when it means they can scam people without repercussions, but once people start stealing their Apes or whatever they want legal recourse. I have a lot of sympathy for the people who have lost their life savings on this, I really do - they've been scammed and manipulated, and I feel for them. However, despite that, I can't but help but feel vindicated that the entire crypto market is being revealed for the empty promises it is.

[@jimmyfrigginpage]

It’s “pyramid scheme”

[@em688]

Jorbs is way better off than upper middle class. Even median home price in Seattle is close to a million dollars. Just to afford the down-payment on a median level Seattle home puts him solidly in "wealthy". That said, you should be thinking about his economic takes as someone who makes the choice to live in one of the highest cost of living areas in the country. That said, people have been saying "Blockchain coins are a pyramid scheme that will collapse without widespread adoption" since the beginning. The fact that it's happening and people are losing everything is kind of their own fault.