We Take On The Dominican Republic

[@thebrilliantlydumbshow]

We apologize for the lag spikes throughout the episode, have a day folks.

[@patricklayne255]

It's all good. Audio was perfect 👌

[@Probo_Mase]

We gotta get Joe to do his ad reads toothless!!

[@mikestclair7010]

Good. Now that you’ve apologized the healing process can begin. Have a day!

[@craigsoderling7298]

Not accepted until we get he stand up gigs 😅

[@The.MikeBond]

Joe acting like he isn't going to kids birthday parties lmaoooooo. Living in fantasy land bruh

[@3bmorela]

Guy is seriously clueless

[@__M738]

Absolutely delusional

[@humchan2k]

The classic "When I have Kids, I'm gonna do things different. We're going to travel, I won't slow down," etc, etc. Just you wait, buddy, just you wait.

[@josephcoward7909]

He’s such a dumbass. Don’t ever say you won’t do something.

[@craigmealy928]

Taking them sports, like at 4 years old his daughters wanting to practise reps instead of the party 😂😂

[@Codyelk]

Joey D calling it “L-M-N-T” instead of “element” despite it being an ad for a few episodes is why we love him

[@parkert7814]

Joe's gonna have a kid and put it in the closest until they're 5 and can remember things

[@jonahreyes1799]

Imagine being in college and telling your friends no I didn’t go to any of my friends birthday parties because my dad thought they were a waste of time😂 Joey d will 100% be going to all the parties they get invited to😂

[@Benjamin-zp5ds]

OFC he is

[@rivyrips9083]

Bob admitting to not picking up his girl’s dog’s shit is wild 😂

[@patricklayne255]

Joey is so delusional lmao

[@bionichand69]

Joe’s lack of awareness is impressive

[@ryanmilnes4982]

Seriously is

[@DanielMartinez-tb6nw]

Do people like the guy

[@keatonlaswell6941]

Mikey V witnessing a OSU championship is the best gift we can ask for

[@Benjamin-zp5ds]

Fr

[@Benjamin-zp5ds]

But OSU is not Ohio State lol more like Oklahoma State

[@colinnewby2185]

@@Benjamin-zp5ds Que pasa ?¿

[@johnmulichak5878]

Joe saying his kids aren't going to bday parties is the most "I don't have kids yet and I don't know what the hell I'm talking about" comment of all time. The man is clueless

[@Hellacious_bombs]

“By the way, kids” is a slept on saying from Joseph. That came straight from the hip no thoughts needed. Providing wisdom to the children, that’s Peter Demare for ya!

[@ThatDudeYouArentFriendsWith]

Just epic stuff from the legend

[@zachhelton6980]

That gambling that Joey went through is some real shit. People don’t realize how bad of an addiction it is

[@christoff4]

41:17 Someone has to find that clip of Mikey talking to Joes dog saying that he has a great dog voice because he has two young kids

[@josephcoward7909]

Time for some hands up accountability 😂

[@YoungZeus76]

Yup he totally does a voice for Joes dog.. “Poochie Poochie”.

[@COOTERR]

Keep em’ honest boys

[@tylerballard4170]

As a 40 year old who also happens to be a Packers fan myself. The more I listen to Mikey V talk about cell phones and society and everything else the more I realize that I feel a million percent exactly how he feels. Well done Mikey. You are the most rational person on the Internet.

[@ClipzRus12]

Mikey v whenever Joe shows his dog u always do a baby voice and u said u have a great dog voice

[@__M738]

This is peak Joe. “My kids aren’t going to parties”

[@FlyingRacket]

Pro tennis player here from Montreal, Canada🍁. Tennis and golf are VERY similar, both amazing sports that are underappreciated! Love the buy from Coldcuts, happy to help with the tennis bets fellas🤣

[@MarcusWirth-j3p]

Mikey is on the record saying " I have a great dog voice because you automatically get one when you have kids"

[@mikeyvonlysubs]

True statement. Hand up. I’ve dropped it totally since.

[@hockeyguy2005]

Bob looks like he is on the set of blues clues with a cartoon dresser smiling in the background... HAVE A DAY BOYS.

[@kevinmahon4460]

That's hilarious that Bob picked Tasks as the topic.....I was waiting for him to introduce a task rabbit 🤣

[@parkerpavek9849]

"BUT I WAS WITH HECTOR WHEN HE MADE IT" lmaoooo as if that's any different from what Joe did ahahhahaha gd Bob

[@Kilbride10]

When Bob gets a dog, he'll hire a task rabbit to follow him to scoop.

[@darrenhill3514]

Yep, Mikey V is right on the money. College kids need to understand that their real college education starts at the bottom of the totem pole at whatever new job they're starting and to not take it for granted or ever feel like that job is beneath them. They haven't earned shit and have no idea what they're doing so to think they deserve a management role right out of the gate is asinine. I didn't have a prominent managers role until I was 28 and I started my own business at almost 31. Things take time. Experience takes time. Work hard, have patience, and have a day!

[@JRLewis-ed4dn]

That coffee delivery was unreal

[@Blue_Hautau]

Bob and Cuts having a butler in their resort while doing a top 5 “Tasks you don’t like” is sooo on brand!!!!

[@deucesav]

joey D thinking he will stop his kids from going to parties so he can play fetch with his frenchie is one of the most preposterous things i’ve heard from this pod

[@davisbraun6456]

Joey D is gonna homeschool his kids to try and avoid Bday parties 😂 he’s gonna be 50 years old getting dragged around by his wife and YOUNG kids

[@dakotasturm973]

Mikey: “Selling dog/baby talk” Joe: “Pans to his dog” Mikey:” Hey poochie poochie”😂😂

[@Raineystreetcountryclub]

The fact that the "Codfather" is just coming out now is a real travesty

[@ajsnowbin]

neo citran night time tea bob! i had the same issue this will knock your ass out! thanks for the pod fellas, week after week we just dont deserve it

[@ajsnowbin]

bob picking things you hate to do once a year LOL

[@joshdassylva1041]

It’s weird Mikey V is selling the baby voice when he’s been on the pod before saying how he has such a good baby voice talking to dogs because of having kids. Then he did the baby voice to joes dog.

[@kwais616]

Mikey v defending that eagles guy is wilddddddd

[@matthewmc1055]

Holding someone accountable and their life being ruined for that kind of behavior is fine by me. Do not understand why Mikey is upset about it lol. "Oh no it was filmed, it is all being filmed" Sounds good to me!

[@mikestclair7010]

Joey Coldcuts with a greatly timed ad read to lighten the mood after a difficult discussion 😂

[@bcityy]

Mikey we are with ya, you cant say it and you have to apologize/reiterate everything for the very reason we are with ya.

[@ejtruss4225]

Bob if you’re smoking frequently and you stop you’re sleep will definitely be affected.

[@earlybirdiegolf]

100% agree with Mikey, if you don’t know what you want to do get into the trades!

[@EISNRUB]

walking up to the dog going, "hi dog, hows it going dog?"

[@bradynsnell9924]

The contrast between Mikey's list compared to Joe and Bob's highlights the difference between Dad's pet peeves and no kids lol

[@taylorbarrett2165]

My Parent s gave me a choice of college or the military. I went to college for 2 years, then left for the Navy and now I have my degree in something completely different than what I started college for. I think my son will have the same option. Great take by the boys.

[@HeadsUpSportsShow]

Happy Tuesday fellas always ready for the pod uploads 🍻

[@jkaise42]

Joe and the birthday take is the wildest take in a while for him and THAT is saying something 😂😂😂

[@nicholasfresolo9573]

Could see cutsy requiring a butler on every BDS trip from now on.

[@fatseaturtle]

Hahaha! If your not in Maui or Nova Scotia you are going to that birthday party! 😂 Congratz Mikey!!! Glad to have you on the Chiefs train ❤

[@csandovalbosox]

How is Mikey gonna "sell" how people change their voice when they talk to dogs when he's done it here on the pod a few times when Joey shows that frenchie. I distinctly remember big Macho Mikey hitting those high notes saying "awwww pooochie poooochie pooooochie".........show the tape!!!!

[@thomasd4936]

Mikey V saying he will never baby talk a dog when he's done it to Joey's pup on this very pod😂

[@jeremyflatter6105]

What I love about us guys. We can get in a fight and yell at each other, and then driving the other one to dinner when they’re drunk.

[@JakeGagne-e8e]

Have never been more disappointed with Bob than when he said he fakes picking up dog poop on a walk.. what an absolutely disgraceful move

[@T-Rev-vz4qm]

As someone who grew up with parents that didnt let their kid go to bday parties, be prepared for the talk of "you arnt being left out" and compromise by throwing a wicked bash for them and have their friends over on their birthday. If they cant go to a party, bring the party to them.

[@TH3BEAST512]

Mikey V didn’t give a flying fuck about the free trip Bob was bragging about 😂😂😂

[@ajmisemer9357]

Best sell of the year Beardown

[@adamsorrel5311]

Joes unbelievably delusional. Homeschool socialization speaking for itself.

[@jkaise42]

The ad read from joey D coming off that philly discussion at 24:40 hahaha I was crying!!

[@Jimmy-k8h]

hey Mikey V sure your happy with Ben Johnson as the new Bears coach !! Jimmy the Italian Stallion LOL !!!Clifton / Pt Pleasant native !!

[@TetchyyHD]

Crying at the Hector part

[@jeremyharris1547]

Beardown, coming from a ND fan, congrats on the win! Tough tough loss for me.

[@beatbenders]

Mikey's #3 pick Getting the kids out the door is lowkey #1 for all parents and it's not even close. Smart move to wait because Bob and Cutsy aint there yet

[@Misledyouth6275]

My kid won’t be going to birthday parties is the most cuts statement EVER 😂😂😂

[@Joe-yl1jd]

God I love this show

[@fatseaturtle]

14:35 IM HOWLING!!!! 😂😂😂

[@AndrewRickard-o2x]

My only memories from 5-10 years old are friends birthday parties 😂 Joe is so aloof

[@chrisrockwood7691]

Is Mikey the grinch? “How’s it going dog, Hello” 😭😭😭

[@blakebusch4348]

Mikey Vs reaction to hectors coffee delivery is hilarious🤣

[@johnny21597]

Let’s goooo !!!!! Mikey V fresh off the natty. Happy Tuesday

[@crillz80]

insomnia is the most mental and physically taxing, can literally drive you mad

[@oaklandsgaming3503]

Cutsy gonna learn the hard way about kids 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tmomoneymoproblems]

When hector walked in 🤣🤣🤣

[@Booth_]

I 10000% agree with Mikey about kids for school.

[@peterengstrom9041]

Year's ago a guy tipped a canoe in middle of nowhere, cursed a blu streak,lady and son heard,complained,some obscure law,his life was ruined from publicity

[@lazyscranton730]

Joe acting like he won’t go to his kids bday party but then saying you have to hear me out and understand why it’s my dog and I will baby talk to it cause it’s mine is so Joe it’s unreal

[@zaydough1298]

the ignorance from joe is hilarious.. truly one of a kind.

[@JadensOutdoorAdventures]

Mikey making a face when Joe says you don’t wanna be seated next to him is insane because Mikey has literally said himself he is the worst person to watch Ohio state football with. Just go hand up there Mikey

[@mattnieves1925]

Man, I thought Bob talking about ED being a mental issue was to set home for a Better Help ad read to make it three in row. Missed opportunity!

[@rjnichol1230]

Bob, it's withdrawals from no mary jane. It messes up your sleep schedule

[@ryanshannon1821]

Can’t believe no one picked going through the airport and the security

[@kwais616]

Joey is such a snob its unbelievable

[@alexdoyle4335]

15:18 😂😂😂 what a jerk off ‘I was with Hector when he made it’ may go down as one the greatest pretzels ever seen!

[@williamlee3704]

Nothing makes me laugh like someone who isn't a parent talking about parenting. Joe is gonna learn pretty quick.

[@troy4493]

Someone tag Cuts when his child is 6 yrs old and tell him, told ya so....he will be there at that party

[@user-eo5yz4mc2n]

These pods 3 days after the big sports weekend is just brutal. The Episode without nfl weekend and the Ben Johnson news or Ohio state win? What are we doing here boys

[@ryanburns2465]

Mikey has a family, a real job, and can only record on weekends and not to mention how much the other two travel and Mikey actually traveling to the national championship game. Be grateful we get one every week and quit bitching.

[@AZGOLF]

joey is wild for the no bday party for kids under 5!!! joe mike is 1000% right you will do what the kids and wife want end of story! or or you'll be in a court room figuring out payments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MRGoodenough76]

The look on bobs face when joey ds situation came up is absolutely disgusting. This man loves creating animosity hahaha

[@jl_macq]

BIG SHOUTS NOVA SCOTIA ❤ Love from NS boys

[@bigleaguechew55]

Joey getting buttled in the AirBnB 😄

[@southflcc]

Tuesday after Tuesday never a dull moment with these gentlemen

[@jackfallon3902]

The ads were hysterical

[@mattmoon6769]

Good buy cutsy I got back in to tennis myself with the recent Olympics there are a ton of highly skilled young players all with power and shot making abilities… of course the top 4 typically win the big events it is one of those sports that on any given day an underdog could take town a Goliath similar to ufc

[@COOTERR]

Mikey V is the voice of reason on the show. Truly holding down the pod

[@Gabriel.Sinatra]

imagine plugging adds during a conversation with your friends hahaha great pod

[@brendanrae4537]

Another Tuesday fellas! Let's have a day!!

[@Laneybaby10]

I think the better option is to just not be an asshole, rather than "stay home from the game". Just be the bigger person

[@spencerchristofferson3644]

Mikey I get what you're saying about the bad fans, but it's a bad look even tho you're not defending him. Gotta live with the actions of your consequences these days 🤷‍♂️

[@TheStrugglePutts]

Let's have a day! No better way to start than right here fellas!

[@jonlauck4103]

Can confirm: currently Regretting going into accounting

[@Jgwoodworks1623]

The coffee was the most JoeyD thing ever. 😅

[@visualizebrand6298]

Regarding Mikeys sell, I’m pretty sure in an episode where Joe shows Dre Mikey goes on about how he has such a good dog voice and baby voice 😂

[@steveo44100]

How do you guys (Bob/Showtime) not pick up your dog's shit? Joey showing he's actually a man of the people

[@Jetsfan198]

Episode 1 of posting every time till the gentlemen do a cryptid top 5

[@JadensOutdoorAdventures]

Joey D getting fed grapes off the vine from ol hector

[@josephcoward7909]

Joey waits any longer he’ll be in the nursing home instead of the birthday parties.