You're An Alien

The boys dive into Cutsy's moving troubles, Diamond in the rough segment, Buy/Sell Segment and finish it off with Top 5 Most Overrated Desserts
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[@Hellacious_bombs]

Bob having dinner with his cleaning lady is one of the more preposterous but on brand things I've heard all month

[@brodyticer8541]

Mikey letting it rip 1 min in is what I needed this Tuesday.

[@shanealexander2095]

Ayooooo facts

[@user-cm9id3qx2x]

Loved it

[@ColtonFromTexas]

Diamonds being proud like a father that Bob promotes Better Help/mental health and Cutsy just shitting on him with the, “I’m sure they also pay Bob, that helps” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@cartermessner5451]

I hope everyone is loving diamonds like I am. Dude is an extraordinary addition to the group.

[@cartermessner5451]

A blessing for real

[@nicholasmcguiness5948]

That’s very kind ! I’m having a lot of fun

[@patrickganschow2069]

The audacity to ask a friend to bring his own bowls for chili night because you wouldn't wash the ones you had is WILD 🤣🤣

[@steveo44100]

Another all-timer! Enjoying the Nicholas addition. He is a professional who does not look for the limelight but when the light shines bright, he does not cower but instead stands tall. Great listen.

[@Kilbride10]

Cutsy himself is an Act of God. Some of the big mans finest work.

[@kyle5312]

Yelling at the guy moving YOUR shit for you and accusations of the cleaning lady stealing your chili bowls... Joey D... a real friend to the working-class. 😂Youre the best Joe. #teamCuts4life

[@MidwestFarmToys]

Sometimes people steal shjt

[@lbobby9043]

Joey D blowing up the Better Help sponsorship is what makes this pod so damn good

[@brandencresap6870]

We need 5 minute tell-all with Reyna before Bobby heads east

[@TheWDJ]

great idea, get her on boys !

[@thighshoe8]

Mikey‘s explanation for the desserts were just top notch, can’t disagree at all haha. Bob with the Apple Pie is truly criminal

[@constant_evolution_genetic478]

Bob licking his chops when Joe and beardown go at each other is just priceless

[@nicholasdelgado6846]

10 minutes in and this podcast is an absolute riot😂😂 cheers to a great week, fellas!

[@richardprentice5005]

“It’s a great condiment Joe” I love this pod.

[@derekbaker4561]

Mikey nailed this top 5. Literally would have had the exact same 5 in order.

[@Ian-yj9yx]

Nicky Diamonds speaking cadence will never not make me laugh.

[@AirsoftLogic]

Diamonds is a such fantastic addition to the show, been waiting for him to have his own segment. He’s the last piece the boys needed… BDS to the moon 🚀

[@dartergator2141]

“You guys are bad for each other like oil and water” 😂 very surprised Mikey restrained himself from commenting on that

[@mikeybeardowncuz9519]

It’s gotten to the point where if I attempted to right every wrong we wouldn’t have much air time left ! 😂😂😂😂

[@cz8876]

@@mikeybeardowncuz9519 and it still hasn’t changed 😂

[@ThatGuyTy5]

I love Joey man he’s hilarious!

[@jkaise42]

Bobby coming in HOT and I'm here for it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "It was for my children" quote of the year from every father Bobs cleaning lady relationship is just WILD How Mikey V puts up with these crazy people week in and week out is just astonishing. 🤣🤣

[@mikeybeardowncuz9519]

LMAO

[@crabbygolfer4714]

One of my favorite episodes! Very entertaining, well done gentlemen!

[@josephdavey9593]

I was dying after Mikey went on 30 seconds into the Pod 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelmurphy9260]

Been a long time fan of BDS …. This is my second episode of brilliantly dumb show and I’m hooked… excellent stuff guys👌🏻

[@carsenowens8620]

Cold cuts raging over s’mores is one of the more fantastic things I’ve ever seen😂

[@cholosinpolosgolf1856]

The best thing you guys ever did was add Nicky Diamonds to the show! From what I can tell, he's one of those friends who will always have your back. This Nicky Diamonds is a Gem!

[@MattSullivan-xf6oj]

Seems like a great friend but worst add on this podcast possible . Hate it , fast forward through his segment every week

[@ctaney2254]

@@MattSullivan-xf6ojhey man he’s a funny / good guy

[@gw10756]

Previously I had my doubts about Diamonds and the dynamic with the boys. But then he comes in HOT and goes right for Bob!! Let’s go!! I’m back in!!

[@keenancooper9476]

Banger after banger after banger the boys do not miss🔥

[@cooljayhu]

Absolutely love the mover putting Joe in his place

[@mpotter6612]

The Brilliantly Dumb Show going live right after I finish Rick Shiels podcast is the best part of Tuesdays.

[@e.s.4136]

Ha , I did the same 👊🏻

[@themadcroad5806]

Moving does indeed suck. Wish u were wired for video/sound through your ‘day to day’,Joe. Drama. Laughs. Tears. classic take with you sharing a moment with common enemy. you guys joining force to bash the Customer Service. Riveting. Bravo! 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@Chathew55]

Best 2 opening minutes to a pod ever hahahha. MIKE WAS ON FIRE! 😂

[@matta2480]

Every father relates to Mikey in the first 8 mins of this show. Fight the good fight Mike.

[@tylermeeks9489]

3 amazing top 5’s today! Bob from the top rope with the apple pie to secure the W. Another great episode!

[@oaklandsgaming3503]

Mr D calling out Bob for last week was class 😄 and it wouldn't be a surprise if he managed to get his cleaning lady to move to Jupiter as well 😅😅

[@victorcarpentier4550]

This is such a good episode

[@carlbrown5380]

Can’t wait for Saturday at 5Iron. Just so happen to be in town that weekend😅

[@zackpeterson5788]

46:42 lmao I think Joey is talking about my buddy Trey Polhemus

[@treypolhemus578]

gonna start having ppl call me "strapping young lad" now hahah

[@joshcolon7391]

Joey going off about the white glove service, lol. HAVE A DAY BOYS

[@timedwards4817]

This show just puts you in a good mood 🤣

[@nickgarlick4425]

“Tierra Mizzou” sounded like what Bob said hahahaha

[@BussinNutLag]

Bob with the baked Alaska play is my 1 seed

[@ryanprobert5635]

I had bowls but they weren't clean, Joe. Wild episode.

[@greenebeane7]

Paying $600 just for the movers to do nothing is absurd. Good on you for being a hard-ass Joe💪

[@brodywinrow9222]

One thing about Canadians is principal and super nice.

[@scotthill4913]

Banger pod fellas

[@BussinNutLag]

BOB WITH THE HUGE BAKED ALASKA PLAY THATS MY #1 YOOO

[@cferback]

You guys should throw in some interviews every once in a while. They always come out great

[@choochchews5517]

great show as usual. how do you add the custom frame? do you guys use zoom?

[@mikeythomson6396]

I cant believe the run those sunglasses has. Thought Mikey was gonna leave at the start

[@luket7511]

“That’s one out of a million” 🤣🤣🤣

[@nickgarlick4425]

Hot start to the episode!

[@fatseaturtle]

Nicky Diamonds is a Character! Too Funny

[@lazy_dad]

macaroons and macarons are different. a macaroon has coconut in it, and a macaron is a sandwich cookie. cutsy is correct with his pronunciation today!

[@s92Nugs]

Came here for this. But to be fair he has no idea what a macaroon is.

[@colterp1]

I scrolled and scrolled to find this 😂 2 different things! Totally on brand for the boys though that they couldn’t get on the same page that they’re different lol

[@GoBirds808]

Mork from Mork and Mindy…Alf, another loveable Alien

[@cjs20]

Joey Da has to wear the glasses inside because his future is so bright

[@joeknauer2623]

Man bob really said “Tierra Mizzou” lmaoo

[@jkaise42]

Crying from bobs "tijera Mizou" aboslutely dying

[@rileystephens9748]

Diamonds is the best. All love from Australia

[@bsftmf]

Beardown, Joey, and Bob on top 5. Bob it’s apple pie!😮

[@bobywork]

Cutz got that white glove service and that brown glove service. 😅

[@deco2788]

Diamonds is the man!! Huge fan all the way from Ireland 🇮🇪

[@LeftyfortheWin]

Hell of a start to the day gentlemen

[@ianmorrison1096]

I’ve seen socks behind the locked plexiglass!! Insane

[@chrishalada8721]

Reyna putting on Bobs under pants on lmao actually it looked like Bob started to blush when Cutsy said that

[@Stonesimpler3]

big love for Mr. Diamonds 💎

[@benstanseski9431]

This show is my go-to restaurant recommendation spot now.

[@NoCoastGolf]

LFG boys. It's cold in Iowa, looking for some heat this morning.

[@maxvonderheyde2063]

Nicky Diamonds. Salt of the earth gentleman.

[@pgapro18]

Honorable Mention Cannoli...#5...Pineapple Upside Down Cake...#4 Red Velvet Cake/Cupcake...#3 Tiramisu...#2 Jello...#1 Flan

[@Polojohnny]

Mikey V in the chat!! That top 5 is on point! What can anyone say…. When you’re right you’re right…

[@cferback]

This might be one of the best top 5s out of bear down

[@robhodge92ify]

Bob & bear down. That got to be one of the best cold cuts 4 seasons. This is the year I say fuck the kids I'm going to breezy

[@michaelfischer139]

Gosh I wish I could find the insta post with Bob texting rayna and cold cuts about the bowls. Absolute comedy

[@robhodge92ify]

This went over our heads. Joey turned smores into the 4 seasons

[@Unclequacker77]

We don't have those issues in the heartland, with shit being locked up. I will never move, unless I go to Florida like the BDS boys.

[@JS-jf7gv]

I’m here for Joey Jupiter

[@mahomie3017]

Truly would love to know if there’s any part of joey D that plays into the bit… I truly think he has no idea

[@calebkiesel]

So funny that when diamonds is on you can see they have to cut stuff out 😂😂

[@Polojohnny]

One last comment…. That was a banger boys!! Thank you for what you do… I appreciate you all very much

[@benjaminsager426]

Hard to believe we got no mention about the lovely audio and visual coming out of the Diamonds camp today.

[@101965rcs]

Tierra-Mizzu? Never change Bob.

[@samnewsome3]

mikey still trying to get props on the costco pot pie is my diamond in the rough

[@coochiemon6014]

All I want in life is a dinner with Nicky diamonds

[@jasonsewell7150]

I can see why you guys love Nicky Diamonds he seems a really good sort, cool guy

[@Thecowens416]

Macaroons are the french sandwich cookies and Macarons are an almond paste cookie! 😂

[@joshstaub3220]

Macarons and Macaroons are 2 different cookies. They were all correct in their pronunciations.

[@liamhayes2897]

Shoutout to Bob for overcoming American stereotypes and admitting that apple pie sucks

[@MidwestFarmToys]

It really doesn't suck. Whoever cooked the POS that gave you that opinion sucks. 😂

[@brycendemoss7396]

try a SMORE with a peanut-butter cup recess

[@andrewjobin2207]

next week top 5 is joey coldcuts slang terms PLEASE

[@UncleSnottie]

Man, I love red velvet and cannoli's. Boys are killing me today. LOL

[@robertr2953]

Diamonds. Fantastic man.

[@AssassinPasta1172]

Gotta be honest, past weeks wasn't a big fan of Diamonds on the show, this week the video/audio was clean and he killed it!!! Diamonds forever!! Where can I buy the merch?

[@richtomassini9724]

Joey's going sell the Florida summers by February lol

[@throwingdartsandbreakinghearts]

Creme brulee and key lime pie can kick rocks

[@choochchews5517]

Mikey and Cutsy - there are macaroons (coconut) and macrons which are the french egg white cookie things...

[@509bnd]

6 games ago Joe was trashing the packers🤣 now he’s at the front of the wagon🤣 that guy.

[@brodywinrow9222]

Cleaning lady should move to florida and become part of bobs team. I honestly think you have to bring her with you bob

[@HeyZee08]

Joey D has some nerve with those sunglasses man. Let’s have a podcast gentleman

[@user-cc3jc4pb4c]

Damn, tough look for me.. if there was a top 5 for best deserts, I’m taking macaroons (because my grandma makes the best ones I’ve ever had) and red velvet cake with heavy cream cheese topping lol.

[@BWen3]

Anybody want to take bets on if Bob makes that AC trip? 😂 As a self proclaimed flaker, “possible ac trip” in the pod conclusion is the perfect flake setup. 😂

[@isaacangell4414]

I think we’re gonna need tick to replay last weeks episode of joe saying over and over that diamonds was cold as Ice