We Test Different Execution Methods with Ballistic Dummies

[@AKKK1182]

Guntubers: "We can't say 30 round mag because youtube will demonitize us" Mike: "Today we are testing execution methods with the VERY SAME GUNS they were done with..."

[@lookstothetroon]

stupid rule ngl

[@kakka_karot_cake]

​@lookstothetroon I agree. That rule is dumb af and luckily some rules are meant to be broken

[@MP-ky3hc]

@@kakka_karot_cake you mean like the ATF rules? 😉

[@kakka_karot_cake]

@@MP-ky3hc YES!

[@jordanfrancisco27]

Gold?! Dude, the creative ways 2A people get around them rules for entertainment. Hahahah😂😂😂😂

[@morgenreynolds3255]

"Lives are expensive, and ammo is cheap. Give him another round" -GarandThumb 2023

[@NorthStanleyPL]

This is so dark yet funny at the same time

[@MrGoesBoom]

Have you looked at ammo prices recently? Cheap is a relative term anymore

[@Mike.The.Jeweler]

​@@MrGoesBoomlmao 75 cents a round for 223, 6.5 is $1.50 a round, yeah, ammo isn't cheap by any means compared to pre covid pricing.

[@nomsi4263]

God damn, safety round my ass. That should be named Dead Boat Ride 😅

[@dwells3536]

@@Mike.The.Jewelerif you’re paying 75 cents a round for 5.56 you’re getting absolutely ripped off

[@christianalex3696]

So you're not gonna strap a ballistic dummy to the front of a British cannon...ok

[@DonutVIP]

Oh snap cannon incoming

[@jebotipasmater]

I am disapponted at all these missing methods. Seems like Thumb is getting a bit too soft. Maybe the Christmas spirit is to blame, dunno...

[@HG_Budde]

​@@MACARONIEMANIAC Let's hope so.. I want to see the cannon thing. 😂

[@jebotipasmater]

@@LTstinkysocksMcGee420 True, I was mostly joking, though. Mostly. 😆

[@prazcuray1388]

Yeah I call foul on this one, execution by cannonball has been done.

[@johnmorgan4405]

Fun fact: Firing squad is the only modern capital punishment method with a 100% success rate.

[@IsabelleBourque-q4p]

No shit you’re shot with a live gun round

[@Fitkid7672]

Yep..I’m sure it’s less expensive than others too..

[@itsmrbigsmoke862]

Not really. Wenceslao moguel herrera survived his

[@Forest762]

Someone survived that tho.

[@thatlittledude7731]

me when i lie

[@sub-par-shooter]

You executed that intro perfectly

[@GarandThumb]

I’ve been working on my talking

[@731trident]

​@GarandThumb, please thank Charlie for getting rid of the rake, I hope all is well.

[@nickjohn5455]

why did i actually laugh wtf

[@DraconisMarchVII]

Boo.

[@floridasoldat]

@@nickjohn5455​​⁠bc it was funny 😂 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@connorhart7597]

Lethal injection is actually percentage-wise, the highest rate of botched executions.

[@camostrike4395]

wow also thank you for preventing me from googling that and getting put on another watch list

[@connorhart7597]

@@camostrike4395 no prob

[@squidwardo7074]

but you probably won't have any pain, definitely gonna be in pain if they screw up a firing squad

[@joshmah]

its done purposefully

[@aloeheels]

@@squidwardo7074 All lethal injections are done by non-medical professionals. Also a lot of the first injections are not actual anesthetic but paralytics so they feel every bit of it

[@Red_Russki91]

“Pedophiles, which aren’t real human beings” - an agreeable statement by Mike Jones

[@gregbors8364]

Yep. You can’t hit that until its eighteenth birthday (or sixteenth, if you’re a Brit)

[@vaevictis1697]

​@thegunsngloryshowexplain

[@HonneDell214]

@thegunsngloryshow aight, new test dummy aquired

[@samanoske1993]

Face the wall​@thegunsngloryshow

[@Red_Russki91]

@thegunsngloryshow A CASE IS A CASE LIL BRO, FACE THE WALL

[@Watermelon_cat12-y7j]

6:20 you can see the bullet come out of his nose in slow mo like he sneezed it out

[@TygerHillis]

Gesundheit

[@childreninmybasement1]

"ACHOO!"

[@roku6722]

@@childreninmybasement1 lethal sneeze

[@gerardbutnotway1258]

Dad sneezes

[@El-beans_destroyer]

It would be cool if they tested brass knuckles with a dummy

[@JakobIlar]

A British hangman was once asked, standing on the gallows, if he thought the death penalty prevented crime. He replied: "I've never seen anyone up here twice."

[@ambufed]

I've never seen any ghost commit crimes

[@antonioarreola3097]

The guy next to him, "First time?"

[@mjp152]

and yet he remained employed which means that it doesn't...

[@boogie153]

@@antonioarreola3097 When the hangman nodded, he's replied: "Mine, too!". 🤣🤣

[@Justin-pe9cl]

Chad reply. Bring it back.

[@BroNovaGaming]

Thailand seemed real considerate in their exaction method. "I Don't want to see them die" "Okay, we'll give you a tarp, that way you don't have to see a thing." "The other prisoners are scared of the gunfire." "Oh, we don't want to make them uncomfortable. Let's quiet things down and switch to a more silent fire arm."

[@Mr_Zimm]

A very polite prison warden.

[@TimSmith-si7rv]

When I was at my last station in Thailand, the local police executed a murderer they had caught....put him in a wooden box in the middle of a quarry and proceeded to ventilate said box with a machine gun..they were carrying M60's at the time...they also had all the local citizens attend....

[@silentassassin47]

lolol 😂

[@anarchogarfieldist1652]

​"Yall wanna see somethin fuckin crazy? We're gonna turn this crate into splinters and theres a dude who killed another dude in there. Its gonna be wild"​@@TimSmith-si7rv

[@LiandriMatrix5]

​@@anarchogarfieldist1652 And if you're not careful, this could be you next time!

[@etherstar1137]

"Is it moral? Is it ethical? Well, these are questions we're not here to answer." Had me dying. 😆

[@ElliePixyPixy]

You would need an entire 1 hour video on philosophy to do that topic justice, I’m happy they kept it simple.

[@obi-wankenobi1233]

​@@ElliePixyPixy Only one hour? What kind of philosophy speedrun are you doing?

[@ElliePixyPixy]

@@obi-wankenobi1233 I just mean in terms of KZbin videos. Realistically you could spend your entire life trying to make even one topic of philosophy “justice”.

[@rossbrubeck4556]

garand thumb has 1000% committed war crimes

[@w4tt322]

Stats say it works.

[@spot8565]

saying that a bullet to the head is worse than 4 rounds to the chest is insane like bruh, even with a makarov, thats lights out instantly

[@taqial-faris6421]

Exactly my line of thinking. Also the victims usually did not even know. They just entered some room with sloped floor in the basement and bang, lights out.

[@KarstRats]

But its actually not. You just seize up and cannot move.

[@number1yota]

"Stop arguing on the internet, it doesn't gain you anything." -Garand Thumb. No truer words were ever spoken.

[@WakandaDigitalGroup]

If you suck at it yeah better stop. If you can change lives keep it up

[@CFox.7]

Depends how you go about it. If two people are intelligent and willing to do legitimate researth to support their arguments AND write well - then both can benefit. Even a third party can benefit from reading an intelligent, healthy debate style "argument"

[@WakandaDigitalGroup]

@@CFox.7 thats make believe the truth wins period any way you go a our it...thats why we are all slaves today...no one understands research or evidence only what the screens say 🤷‍♀️

[@Incognito1786]

But I love arguing with idiots on the internet! lol

[@underarmbowlingincidentof1981]

@@WakandaDigitalGroup nobody ever changed lives by arguing online mate

[@Gerald62600]

“Without using what Micah” “Real humans” “Pedophiles, which aren’t real humans” Instant like and subscribe

[@Primitive_Productions]

Hell yeah

[@UmareKaware]

Same here, instantly hit subscribe

[@watch7966]

Based.

[@Marcuschozen]

Tesak w

[@DoktorDesCurry]

same instant like. allredy sub

[@jabenewkhell]

Enjoyed the bit of history around the Bonnie and Clyde part. Would be nice to see more of these highly scientific tests based on other historical events.

[@randyhill1492]

Ohhh. Like 1 with the Saint valentines day massacre. 6 dummies and 2 Thompsons with drums.

[@GarandThumb]

Not a bad idea tbh

[@invisisense5464]

@@duybear4023Lincoln was already done by Ak daddy

[@jimmyseaver3647]

Definitely backing this one up.

[@throwaway633]

@@randyhill1492 most of that was from shotguns. Little of the damage was from Thompsons but the press took off with it

[@Sukhoi_Su-27_flanker]

8:40 you shot one of the bullets that ricocheted

[@MatthewExists]

Never did I think I'd wake up to see a dummy smoking a cigarette

[@Hunter-eh4pz]

Doesn't kim Jung un smoke?

[@gabrielkelly2631]

Well good morning

[@ethangardner2470]

You havnt seen admin results? Haha

[@jakukuja7736]

Well, a lot of dummies used to smoke back in the trenches of ww1

[@eddiejennings8067]

AND it never fell out...

[@TheBushrangianOrder]

1:58 Utah Firing Squad Winchester 94 x 4 30-30 Silver tips 5:40 Soviet Execution Makarov Pistol 9x18 7:00 Thai Execution MP5 9mm Subsonics 9:40 The Canoe (Dead-checking/Safety Shot) HK416 5.56x45 11:00 Bonnie and Clyde Execution Colt Monitor (BAR) 30-06

[@markhumphries8150]

L to

[@TheBushrangianOrder]

@markhumphries8150 sorry?

[@badgermanderthal6905]

Frank Hamer was a problem solver.

[@nickg9170]

Thanks mate. The comments don’t appreciate you but I do!

[@TheBushrangianOrder]

@@nickg9170 you're most welcome!

[@mysteryman3666]

As a Thai, I recognized 0:04 instantly. The white sheet + MP5(Tommy Gun up until the 90s) combo was iconic to say the least.

[@PankoVI]

Same, asian fellow. Same.

[@maxie706]

Same here, but he says they get 15 rounds to the back - from a testimony I read, the executioners had up to 15 rounds, but often only used a few in semi-auto... seems a lot more drawn out and I guess economical?...

[@nikujaga_oishii]

Not Thompson, they used SIG-made Bergmann SMG

[@pattadon]

We used SIG MP20 officially

[@LDmagnum]

Very strange

[@BLP04]

This video was extremely helpful for my trial next month, thank you

[@VioletStargazer01]

Huh???

[@pmsjap]

“Pedophiles which aren’t real human beings” I love this guy.

[@tacticutelife]

Realist shit he said!

[@scottpollock6549]

Timestamp?

[@tacticutelife]

the spot where he said pedos arent real humans.... are you trolling or just slow? @@scottpollock6549

[@mikenorthrop5815]

​@@scottpollock65491:49

[@mysteriouswalrus]

@@scottpollock6549 1:44 - 1:48

[@blacky2397]

That's great! Could you make a video on how to dispose of ballistic dummies without leaving a trace?

[@tommybrannon]

One might invest in a small hog farm for family pets.

[@Manco65]

Pistol Pete's Pig and Piranha Farm.

[@InHisImage1161]

You gotta know "A Guy".

[@oldmanjenkins771]

Or if you close to Florida Florida Man’s Gator-extravaganza!

[@EnFyr]

Metal coffin/container that fits your object. Boat-Sea.

[@ForearmsFettucini]

Early Garand Thumb: basic shooting drills, how to use stripper clips, weapon disassembly Modern Garand Thumb: "I want to be executed by a Colt Monitor"

[@JESTERdaGOON]

My favorite video of yours so far. This was so dope

[@samsaasen4922]

I’ve always seen the firing squad as the most humane by a long shot

[@TheDollarSportsman]

I see what you did there 😏

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

The lethal injection is pretty humane too because they put you under before they inject the lethal so youre already unconcious with no pain just like when you get put under for wisdom tooth removal both methods are more human compared to MOST of what was happening in the dark ages 😂

[@noahstevens6662]

ba bum tss But actually it's better than the electric chair.

[@seaghan]

@@noahstevens6662 Electric chair has to be the most painful for sure and then hanging

[@cavalierliberty6838]

The only reason lethal injection is seen as humane is due to the paralyzing agent injected first. It's pretty horrific without it.

[@Sergey_Kuzmin]

I'm from Russia) Regarding the shot in the back of the head, it was necessary to take 7.62 ×25 mm with a TT type pistol (Tokarev) because when executions were practiced with a shot in the back of the head (approximately 1935-1953), there was no Makarov pistol as well as a cartridge for it. And such executions were most often carried out by KGB (former NKVD) officers. After Stalin's death, this lawlessness ended and the death penalty began to be carried out in much the same way as in Utah, as shown in the video, only the weapon there was just an AK. Several people are firing live ammunition and only one has an empty one, so that any of the firing squad can say that I am not the killer. I apologize in advance if I made mistakes somewhere)

[@elgenerico6263]

Exactly correct. They still do the death penalty this way in Belarus as well.

[@Albenhart]

Belarus still does death penalty?

[@detroitdave9512]

Very good English for a foreigner!

[@elgenerico6263]

@@Albenhart Yes, albeit not too often.

[@Sergey_Kuzmin]

@@detroitdave9512 Thanks )

[@justincooley9966]

I came to this video because I heard non-Americans didn’t like it and I was not disappointed this is high quality

[@DirtNastyJole]

I saw the instagram post lmao

[@TheSavanto]

Also here to see them cry.

[@G36C-556]

I think the angriest non-Americans are in Palestine rn

[@BurnTheNuance]

​@@G36C-556 That or Isreal.

[@jep1st]

I liked the video, greetings from Finland.

[@perberb1799]

0:33 what micah?dutch

[@Oliver-v3x9s]

Wrong time dawg it was 1:48

[@darealcharzagain]

Real

[@Ashley_Graves42]

Real

[@SebastianRamirez-lx4hz]

Real

[@John_NotMarston]

Brother, i found you. Mother had abandoned me at the side of the road. (I’m pretty ugly)

[@mrolive9464]

If you ever narrowly escaped execution in a third world country, go ahead and hit that subscribe button.

[@lightreign8021]

Does Florida count? 🤔

[@mrolive9464]

@@lightreign8021 Florida is a third world country at this point

[@Hell.on.foot1]

It's actually the 2nd world countries with the more fucked up executions and shit lol

[@InterstellarTaco]

​@mrolive9464 If Florida is 3rd world what is California, and Michigan. 4th?

[@mrolive9464]

@@InterstellarTaco they are on another planet dude

[@ramboitaliano1776]

I typed in “What to do when you see an ATF Agent” into the search bar and this was the first result I took notes, thanks Flannel Dad!

[@GothicSoldier9000]

Goddamn, even KZbin knows what's up now lol

[@Mr-Trox]

"Pedophiles arent people" Flannel Daddy, 2023.

[@AngySumo]

BASED

[@mattmarzula]

Been saying it for years. Never been quoted. The magic of social media.

[@jamesmcallen3354]

Saying “flannel daddy” is now punishable by death because it’s a fucking cringe thing to say or type

[@redman836]

@@jamesmcallen3354 saying cringe is gay

[@StupidPerson-dh9bj]

facts

[@TheRICK-1911]

12:44 imagine coming face-to-face with a BAR when you break in someone’s house

[@alivenateo9503]

Just know you'll never do it again...matter of a fact you may not do anything again

[@sigxm5thumb]

Garand Thumb saved my life I’m 22 This past august I was involved in a self defense shooting and from watching his videos on tactics,mindset,and medical I was able to go home to my family that night I didn’t spend a night in jail thankfully to a true uncorrupt police department I have since been cleared of all wrong doings from their investigation

[@concreteandgrading]

Oh wow

[@Youtubeuser1aa]

You should reach out to him to get this story

[@Token_Black_Guy]

Based

[@teddyfartypants]

Cool what happened?

[@Khvg-e4l]

Mentally ill crazy person ima assume, or was it some untamed street monkeys

[@hansiminator69]

Totally reasonable video

[@shakercheese5092]

Yep, it's just a normal Sunday with regular videos. Nothing odd here.

[@DropXplode]

Was thinking fastest way demonitization 😂

[@mattmarzula]

I would contend that if we keep defunding police departments, continue with cashless bail, and allow the borders to stay open with no efforts to enforce standards of law then this information is only going to help the civilian population deal with future problems. So reasonable and educational.

[@hashymashy6853]

​@@mattmarzulajust to clarify, defunding the police doesn't mean just take out all the money from police departments so they look like 50's cops.

[@bunk95]

If you want to be waste.

[@Panda_26131]

As bad as it looks, the makarov method is probably the most "humane" since you instantly die after the first shot, but from the other ones, not so much

[@Unless-feature]

Humane, but brutal

[@richardjames4632]

Not only that, but the Soviets always told the person that he had been reprieved and was being "moved to a normal cell from the condemned cell". The executioner was waiting in the corridor to shoot as the condemned man was walking away from him. They would not have known a thing about it.

[@Whatthevr_official]

​@@richardjames4632 Damn

[@FiveDrop572]

@@richardjames4632 honestly, thats not a bad way to go in the slightest.

[@RawTopShot]

​ Bit like that "fetch my sword".. (the Anne Boleyn execution)

[@CrowEnthusiast]

1:48 is truly a based statement

[@SimonUdd]

I’m Swedish and I always find your videos fun and educational. Just as proof that not all non Americans are weapon haters

[@robinmickelsson-htta3413]

Swedes even have access to more guns than Americans.

[@HC-ov2hh]

More weapons than people here in the USA

[@nickshades6727]

The propaganda makes it seem that the anti gunners / dems are the majority, but in reality they are not.

[@SimonUdd]

@@HC-ov2hh pretty sure thats not a USA exclusive thing

[@robinmickelsson-htta3413]

@@HC-ov2hh Yes?

[@shaynewalker3248]

Where is Charlie? There's no way him being unsupervised for this long is safe.

[@GarandThumb]

we def agree with you

[@BryceKimball7.3]

Heard him and rake are taking it steady, building a cabin out somewhere on the ranch, beyond where the eyes can see. So happy for them

[@nyet_maker7948]

​@@BryceKimball7.3 So the rumors about leaving for some hoe were false?

[@GunsNRoosendael]

he must have gathered so much feetsies by now

[@luckyboyyt8582]

When a Charlie is missing and won't make a sound, he's up to no good, so just look around.

[@ghostynine2815]

As a red blooded American, I cannot understand why we left the .30-06 for support weaponry... The sheer devastation from twenty rounds is absolutely stunning.

[@rebeccadubois8270]

New NGSW weapons are better

[@SepticFuddy]

7.62 NATO was designed specifically to copy .30-06 ballistics with more modern powder. Modern hunting .30-06 uses that extra brass volume to beef it up well past original .30-06 energy levels.

[@NavySooner]

Weight, price, recoil are the reasons

[@jordendavid8992]

I ain’t gonna hate but the main reason is that sheer volume with similar chance to hit was good enough

[@DemocracyOfficer2485]

Because the future is now old man

[@Sleepy_Everest]

Mika/Mica (idk): "Human beings." Mike: "pedophiles which aren't human beings." had me dying

[@lukas54cz71]

Same

[@LUNARBL00M]

its micah black lung

[@mr.rocket9891]

@@LUNARBL00Mdid someone said micah ?

[@BaumCultist]

I don't get why the Makrov method was so disliked. It seems like the only one where it's without a doubt instant lights out.

[@qilin9915]

Headshots are almost never instant and can take hours or days

[@BaumCultist]

@@qilin9915 Headshots are usually fatal within seconds or minutes, but in very rare instances a headshot can be survived for hours or even days like you mentioned.This is however basically a non-factor in a headshot like this, as the gun is right next to the head and therefore keeps almost all of it's energy when entering the skull, making a possibility of long concious survival very unlikely.The executioner is also likely to schoot again if the target somehow survives and if their not a sadist.Even worse, when the gun is placed right next to the head like it was done in the video, then the gases which follow the bullet will enter the wound and expand inside of the skull, scrambling the brain.

[@CountryRaven54k]

@@qilin9915 ever heard of the term, "Lights are on but nobody is home" thats usually what its like to get shot in the head, lights out, if youre still moving or your vitals are still pulling through its simply your body keeping you running. Abe Lincoln was reported to survive the initial GSW to the back of the head but never woke up again.

[@sethmcavoy1800]

It wasn't. Since the Makarov uses such an underpowered cartridge at such close range, occasionally the bullet would curve along the interior of the skull instead of going straight through the brain.

[@BaumCultist]

@@sethmcavoy1800 While i am by far not even in the same galaxy of knowledge as real gun experts are, from what i can see from the video the Makarov is most certainly powerfull enough to shoot through the skull and severly damage the brain from such a short range, since it also exited from the other side of the skull.I also find it very unlikely that the Makarov would have have been as popular or even be considered an effective firearm if it was as weak as you claimed it to be from such a short range, which is a claim the previously mentioned video also disproves.And if the gun is placed right against the head as it was in the video, then even if your claim was accurate, the gases which follow the bullet would also travel into the wound and cause enormous damage by expanding inside of the skull.

[@johnsanko4136]

I know the monitor is a heavy gun, but Mike did the FBI proud rocking and rolling that full auto .30-06

[@GarandThumb]

the muzzle break really does all the work tbh

[@MP-ky3hc]

@@GarandThumb what a humble beast ...and 🖕 the FBI.

[@Stickeebud]

The automatic gunfire scared the prisoners. Is that not the whole idea... to teach the other inmates what happens if you diddle kids?

[@BECSPK]

except for the fact you can get death penalty for a little bit of weed.

[@MrMalformedllama]

When you put that into perspective it's even scarier@@BECSPK

[@haroldbalzac6336]

@@BECSPK What case are you referring to?

[@BlackIronGamer]

No you can't​@@BECSPK

[@nathanchavez9631]

You can see 2 bullets hit each other in the side view of the slow mo

[@MySilenceIsDeAfining]

What's up with the code brown sound at 1:42?

[@crash3366]

Petition to make “test subject for garand thumb videos” an official execution method

[@ankoku37]

That last part is pretty true. A lot of "humane" execution methods of the past century or so have been picked less for the benefit of the condemned and more for the benefit of onlookers.

[@ablindman0]

Hey, you missed strapping the dummy to the front of a AA gun

[@frankmunn6168]

That's what they do in n korea.

[@devinkulish]

I too was holding my breath for this unlikely finale

[@toddwebb7521]

Best Korean method

[@xTRMNALxBTx]

Or a black powder cannon, blowing from the gun is definitely style points and the sepoy mutineers learned that one the hard way

[@daddoo5268]

They already shot dummies with a tank and howitzer, so yeah.

[@Polpawproductions]

The camera work is spot on!

[@Nuhuh759]

1:49 still waiting for this man to tell an offensive joke that isn’t completely based

[@hadeskin3876]

Yoooo you're on the edge here...

[@Nuhuh759]

@@hadeskin3876 that was really based of him ngl

[@The_Copper_Element_Itself]

Nah that aint a joke thats just the truth

[@noone-pg4lr]

@@hadeskin3876you kinda sus homie

[@IkeFanBoy64]

​@@noone-pg4lrI'm pretty certain that was just his way of saying "wow, aren't you edgy"

[@JamesSmith-ix5jd]

The Soviet method was shooting closer to the neck, not the skull, and the head was tilted forward, so you aim at the base of the brain where all vital functions are residing.

[@NewBuildmini]

Sometimes they aimed at the left upper part of the back (where the heart is), so that there wouldn't be that much of a mess. And a Nagant revolver was generally preferred because the bullet would get stuck inside, again making less of a mess.

[@JamesSmith-ix5jd]

@@NewBuildmini There was a sink hole in the middle of the execution room. Everything liquid was flushed down the drain and occasional solid pieces were just collected to the trash. Makarov wouldn't make your head explode, the mess was moderate to begin with.

[@NewBuildmini]

​@@JamesSmith-ix5jd That wasn't a thing in every prison. I've heard many stories, and it was either a drain, a pile of sawdust, or nothing. Usually the prison basement served as the execution chamber, the prisoner would first be read that his appeals were rejected. Sometimes it was done unexpectedly, as the prisoner was being led through a hallway. They did it similarly in East Germany aswell. And in 90s Belarus (according to late prison warden Oleg Alkayev), they took the condemned to a spot in the forest where a pit had already been dug. The condemned would be taken out of the van one at a time, made to kneel a few meters in front of the grave, and shot in the head, before being pulled down into the pit after he was pronounced dead.

[@chital_shikari3163]

When I was 9 years old or so, we were hunting on a private ranch in central Texas. We got into some sika deer and my dad took a neck shot on a doe at around 80 yards, 150 grain soft point, bolt action .30-06. The round actually completely twisted the neck 90° degrees such that when we got done skinning and quartering, the hide was headless and we had no neck to take home to make into stew or any other dish. How insane to see what a BAR would’ve done to an enemy soldier at close distance in France circa 1944. This just goes to show how the real science of Dr. Thumb is not “fake” nor is it “just for entertainment purposes” and actually showcases educational value to anybody interested in human anatomy and the reaction of biological material (simulated here) to the austere condition of supersonic lead projectiles entering into it. 10/10 would science again

[@lindah6954]

30-06 is no joke. It's the number #1 go to hunting rifle for Homesteaders in Alaska. They drop deer, moose, elk, black bear, and even brown bear when they are problematic. Been binge watching Alaska the Last Frontier. In WWII, 90% of the Germans that were shot by the M1 Grand had 0 chance of surviving a body shot even if most the vital organs were missed. 30-06 just caused so much blood loss. Overkill for Humans.

[@artemnoelgames]

The fog setting in towards the second half of the video reminded me of James Bond Skyfall, when they drove out to the country side of Scotland! Beautiful landscape!

[@bcs528]

That Colt monitor looks so freakin badass!! Honestly first time seeing one fired

[@Incognito1786]

Those spent casings flying out, reminded me of the time somebody (Demo Ranch, maybe?) "rapid" fired a .50 cal while standing.

[@SoWhat1221]

@@Incognito1786 Jerry Miculek?

[@Incognito1786]

@@SoWhat1221 Most likely not, as I have no idea who that is.

[@SoWhat1221]

@@Incognito1786 How strange. I'm sure I wrote a reply to the last comment in this chain, but it seems to be gone. Must have triggered some filter. Anyway, the gist of it was, that if you search that name + .50 cal, you can find a video of him rapid-firing a .50 Barrett, which has some nice shots of the casings flying out.

[@ryanmcwilliams8784]

Oh I want one bad now lol

[@ryeoma]

TIMESTAMPS (might not be accurate) 0:01 intro 0:49 sponsors 1:26 sponsors end 1:25 hes micheal jones, a retired soldier 1:59 firing squad 5:43 SOVIET FIRING SQUAD 7:08 thailand execution 9:42 navy seals "canoe" (might be a war crime) 11:53 bonnie's gonna get killed 12:55 asmr time 13:06 head falls off bonnie 14:27 end 14:35 rankings of how he wants to die 14:45 micheal's opinion

[@mustafakamal-jt1db]

The navy seal canoe is definitely a war crime 💀

[@charlesdemers1197]

"Might"

[@SamuelFernandezAlonso]

The War crime is to pretend that you are Dead. Ism't it?

[@hammer911tube]

I've been following this channel for about three years now and I'm pretty happy with how it turned out.

[@Seamusdoesstuff]

8:38 The music:😊💃 The video:💀🔫

[@AlexWehpunkt]

I'm not quite sure about the USSR, but in former eastern germany, the execution was carried out via "unerwarteter Nahschuss" which roughly translates to "unexpectet close shot". Basically, the guy was interviewed on a daily or at least frequent basis - but one day, as he entered the room, there was another guy, hidden behind the door. He would shoot a little lower than you did, more like the upper neck / lower skull, to destroy the part of the brain used for breathing, heartbeat etc., killing you instantly. One moment you'd be thinking you would be interviewed once more, next moment you'd never think again. If I wasn't against the punishment at all, I'd advise for this one.

[@annasstorybox7906]

YES! I also dont know about the use of this in the USSR but im 100% sure that the shot placement for the russian method would be the same, nape of the neck/lower edge of the backside of the skull. Will go into the brain stem. I guess they just placed it incorrectly in this video. And yes, according to two anatomy professors that would kill instantly. Therefore target is also not uncommon for snipers in hostage situations as the person shot will just drop, avoiding the risk of their last movement causing harm to the hostage. Just that it is more common for snipers to aim from the front, so they will be aiming for somewhere in between the root of the nose (right between the eyes) or just below the nose. There are also cases of mob hits were people were shot behind the ear and suicide/murder with the gun placed in the mouth or under the chin pointing backwards and just slightly up. All are the same thing, just from diffrent angles. The bullet will go through the brain stem in any of these cases.

[@NewBuildmini]

That's pretty how much they did it in the USSR. One day the prisoner would be taken to the basement, where he'd be read that his appeals were rejected. Then he was led into an adjacent room, where he'd be made to kneel, and shot in the the head. You can see this in "The Americans", in episode 4 of season 4.

[@RevBoose]

My understanding is that the pistol shot wasn't directly to the back of the head, but more down at the base of the skull, to sever the spinal column, shock the brain, bring about instant unconsciousness and death. The executioners would wait in the cell of the accused, who had been taken to the interrogation room, only to be told that they were to be freed. They would enter their rooms in a good mood, not really paying attention, and suddenly the lights would go out...!

[@dropdead6969]

Honestly thats the most humane way to go

[@coryfletcher9176]

Either way, I don't think he say that the entire skull fractured on the left side (first slow-mo clip). That dude would have been dead before he hit the ground even being shot at that spot in his head.

[@garretthberne3035]

Made up BS. Read about Chikatilo's execution. That's how it was done 99% of the time.

[@rhysmodica2892]

Leave the gun...take the borscht.

[@NewBuildmini]

Sometimes they aimed for the neck, or the left upper part of the back (where the heart is), so that there wasn't that much of a mess. There was no standard protocol.

[@IndianalandFishing]

There’s only one thing I enjoy more than lathering my body up with honey and challenging my neighbors to tickle fights and that is watching Garand Thumb.

[@Eggmayor]

What the actual fu-

[@RT-qd8yl]

Can i join you? I have Mad Honey from the Ottomans

[@angelamaro3480]

Switch from honey to beef tallow or vegetable shortening and boy are you in for a good time

[@mattmarzula]

Wouldn't it make sense to issue the challenge first? Honey ain't cheap.

[@paulcisco1026]

Wtf?

[@Jacob-tn2uu]

Great vid keep em coming man!

[@simenvh2353]

6:34 funfact! pressing the muzzle of the gun to the head like that, all that hothot gass is gonna follow the bullet into the skull turning it to mush. probabbly the most humane wau shown

[@mikel9567]

fun fact, that doesn't happen. The gasses aren't hot enough for long enough to cause any real damage by themselves. The stippling and powder burns are about all that you will see to know that it was a contact shot. The projectile itself, along with the concussion wave are what cause the damage. But hey, theres only countless amount of autopsies and medical books to confirm what happens

[@saxon1376]

I saw this and thought I better watch it now before it magically disappears

[@GarandThumb]

lmao good point actually

[@RealMTBAddict]

Newpipe bro...

[@DavidDooh-hl7jo]

Same

[@mrolive9464]

If you have ever used one of these methods on the first person to fall asleep at a sleepover, go ahead and hit that subscribe button.

[@GarandThumb]

I would literally die if a boy did this to me

[@btumminaro]

@@GarandThumb Based on the context, you misspelled "boi"

[@yippee1039]

i love the entire genre of mad scientist channels on youtube

[@nvirevolution2235]

That Colt Monitor mag dump was BRUTAL

[@guyincognito3085]

I love these holiday-themed episodes!

[@BigBoyDMZ420]

my guy really just said "Just saw my head off dude... JUST DO IT" Garand a real legend

[@felixvazquez1023]

Bro turned savage mode when he said pedos are not human

[@flykz255]

"Lives are expensive, ammo is cheap, give them another round" what a perfect fucking quote

[@shaggy_e210]

8:39 that mid air collision is insane

[@martinswiney2192]

The Colt Monitor looked like a very stable shooting setup for the BAR. Would like to see a video comparing them.

[@Vernich762]

BAR vs Monitor vs HCAR would be a very interesting video

[@cpuwizard9225]

@@Vernich762 I would like to see that matchup on the clock.

[@johnnorman7708]

Colt Monitor had a noisy but effective muzzle brake that made it a bit easier to control in full auto fire.

[@RobertShaffer-qh3qb]

You guys are sick in a fun sort of way. Keep up the good work.

[@MrKylemu1000]

Hamer's first shots hit both Bonnie and Clyde. Bonnie screamed like a panther. Hamer looked down at the girl. "I would have gotten sick, but when I thought about her crimes, I didn't"

[@faryldaryl3975]

The way GT told it was the first time I heard that version, and it didn't make sense when he said she stepped out and shot an ambusher, but then she was inside the car when Monitor Man shot? Should've put up some thick sheet metal, as the car bodies of the day were a significant factor in dealing with "the automobile bandits". Haven't heard this report either. The version I've heard, from a source I tend to trust, was that amongst the many wounds were lethal head shots to both B&C. Granted there were many bullets flying around, but it was reported that Hamer fired two shots from his carbine, then sat down and had a smoke while everybody else was carrying on. Also, Hamer was well known & respected amongst his fellow lawmen not for being rough & tough and good with a gun, but for his detective work and what we call today social engineering, such as how he knew the pair would be on that road.

[@getthegoons]

Holy fucking based

[@smartfella7914]

BAASED AND REDPILLEDDDD!!!!

[@Polskie573]

he would've gotten sad (if it wasn't Bonnie)

[@MacMeaties]

As an Irishman I feel you need to do this video but for kneecaps.

[@richardsanchez5444]

That's how the crips got their name.

[@manhattandave]

You started with a 30-30 lever gun I have. Then ended the video with one of the rarest, most sought after, expensive and bad ass guns in existence. One of many reasons I love this channel.

[@leonjocelyn2323]

30-30s aren't rare my guy. You can buy them at pretty much any gun store.

[@fadez2417]

@@leonjocelyn2323”last gun”, he’s talking about the colt monitor

[@leonjocelyn2323]

@@fadez2417 oh. Maybe I should read more carefully lol

[@lucatriet575]

Why is it so sought after? To me, not great on older guns and not having to much interest in them i looks just like a bar with a brake and ugly not ergonomic handguard😅 what am i missing?

[@slugman7070]

@@lucatriet575 Theres only about 100 that were made and bought for Law enforcement and each is worth like 100k these days if you can find one

[@elijahparker7655]

@11:03 Frank Hamer's gun belt was made by a Leatherworker out of Longview, Texas, by the name of Bedell Rogers. My dad had a gun belt, (stamped and branded) made by Bedell Rogers just about a year before Rogers died. I'll never forget that belt. It was awesome

[@DreadEnder]

USA execution: hits torso, very violent, death in a few seconds/minutes. “he doesn’t have a chest anymore.” Soviet execution: small hole “Damn that was way more gruesome!”

[@Mainmanbenson]

Maybe we’ll get a 5.7x28 ballistic testing video someday since there’s so many myths between being the best round or just being useless

[@hahayouTubehandlE]

I've been so interested in this round since it came out. I found this really cool AR upper on PSA that has a top loading mag like a P90 but with a 12" and 16" barrels I can put the link in the comment and explain it a lot better if you want😂

[@jeremywatson9129]

Paul Harrell has tested them. The only caveat is its with his self created meat target. Off the shelf winchester 9mm hollowpoints did better (than 5.7) in this medium. Paul did use a 5.7 pistol, the round was made for sub guns with about a 10 inch barrel so that may be hamstring it.

[@johncee853]

It was pretty good at ending the Jaffa.

[@youngdenard264]

Mexican cartels call the P90 the « cops killer » so i don’t think 5.7 is useless

[@It-b-Blair]

It’s a pcc. It’s good to a point. It’s no 6.5 garendel, but it’s also no 17 hmr. It’s cool that you can have a carbine and pistol with the same caliber, p90/5.7, but it’s light and fast. No crossover to long range or medium game hunting. Not a coyote or hog round either.

[@HysjMysj]

This man told a company"we're making an execution video", and they enthusiastically participated, getting shout outs and everything 😅 I like these kind of businesses

[@nobody.of.importance]

It's a private for-profit college that specializes in firearm manufacturing techniques, so it does seem quite appropriate for them to sponsor it.

[@johnnydoe7846]

“This round is on me boys.” -Some guy in front of a firing squad.

[@AllinWhenPlaying]

Instant sub for the right joke. In Soviet prisons, the "back of the head execution" was done at a slight angle with the shooter standing a bit to the side, not directly from behind (that was done only by inexperienced executioners on in a mass one outside, but then they used to just machine-gun the group, and usually with the target kneeling, not standing. Walls of the execution room were stone, ground was usually covered in clay/mud - so obvious reasons of preventing ricochets.

[@NewBuildmini]

Never heard of a machine gun being used for that in the USSR.

[@TheActualJetFuel]

"Pedophiles, which aren't real human beings." I don't think I've ever hit the like button so fast in my life 💀

[@shanec5475]

when the science coat is back you know its gonna be good

[@wandahorn2930]

Thank you this answered my question perfectly.

[@chrismccloy9824]

That shrapnel getting smacked and getting absolutely sent into the atmosphere at around 8:40ish was some of the best content ive seen in awhile.

[@feelincrispy7053]

Im guessing you havnt watch Scott’s punt gun to the dummy head yet?

[@chrismccloy9824]

@@feelincrispy7053 the 4 bore into the body armor is my personal fav.

[@Moped191]

FunFact: The Book i´m reading right now is "The Last Executioner". It´s about Thailands, you can guess it, last executioner. It´s a good read giving you some insides of the process and beyond that. He was there when they switched from the Bergmann MP to the H&K MP 5.

[@xtevity]

The worst execution is saying "who won the lottery i won the lottery"

[@keerf255]

SMELL THAT AIR! COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE?

[@freedom-man]

@@keerf255 **Maliciously loads Thump-Thump.**

[@robocatssj3theofficial]

damn it's crazy i just won the lottery and suddenly my dad that i haven't seen in 20 years wants to talk to me again, i'm just taking so many Ws

[@SlizMaster]

That's not the joke​@@robocatssj3theofficial

[@robertbraun7155]

Always my luck. Never win the lottery due to the astronomical odds but seem to have always attracted crazy negative scenarios that were also astronomical odds. Welcome to normal life. Lmao

[@rogueshinobi117]

1:57 We Utahns love you back Garand thumb.

[@NEKRWSPHERE]

Your Soviet execution method is carried out inappropriately, and would most likely result in you losing your job. You are actually aiming higher than a Soviet officer would, and at a wrong angle. The target is brain stem just above the colliculi because theoretically, - destroying the brain stem results in instant death, since it controls vital functions like breathing. Severing brain stem above the colliculi in a mammal, - results in it instantly and permanently falling asleep (which is how we know about the function of Ascending Reticular Activation System (ARAS). You also need to aim at a slight ascending angle of 20-30 degrees, to make sure the compression wave and/or the bullet impacts part of the cerebellum and the telencephalon before exiting, causing massive brain hemorrhage and instant cessation of conscious and motor processes. This is why this method was believed to be entirely painless (although obviously none have survived it to ascertain that claim) and economical, with cases where more than one bullet was needed almost unheard of. So it wasn't "brutal" nor was it meant to be. The condemned would not be kept on Death Row for many years like in the United States, just long enough for the Politburo appointed commission to ascertain whether the case warrants the "Highest Measure" through strong evidence base and circumstances of the crime, and for Leniency Request to be looked at and approved or denied. There was no "last meal" , strong tea with lots of sugar and last cigarette were commonplace, however. Just don't ask me how I know the details. In late 1950-s/early 1960-s the method underwent slight "adjustment" - the shot was fired at a slight angle towards the left ear to minimize excessive blowout damage and disfigurement of the face, which was likely done to minimize psychological trauma to the executioner. Currently - there is no Capital Punishment in Russia, but the conditions of a prolonged sentence in a Maximum Security prison are in many cases so inhumane that the sentiment of many in Russia is that Capital Punishment is a better, more humane alternative. Belarus, however, still has Capital Punishment with methods and circumstances nearly identical, but with number of crimes that warrant it - smaller than in the USSR.

[@koalaking8741]

Yeah, I had that thought when he did it. Personally, I say that's the way to go. I would much rather that than looming anticipation or survival.

[@joedewitt3340]

How do you know the details

[@GalamatiasOne]

​@@joedewitt3340the details are published. I think they may even be discussed on Wikipedia.

[@big_red_machine3547]

This is true and so did the Germans use this method in WW2. The official documents always say “a single shot to the back of the neck” when the Nazis executed someone on record

[@Countrymouse123]

Thank you professor

[@Vernich762]

Please bring Scott back with the elephant rifles and see what they sound like

[@belliduradespicio8009]

Wasn't that a thing back in British India?

[@belliduradespicio8009]

no wait they actually tied you to the mouth of an actual fucking cannon, my God

[@cscrossman]

This! So much this. That 4 bore flying overhead would be crazy but I think the truly insane thing would be the punt loaded up with 00. I dont know if I would sound more like a swarm of anger or if you'd be able to hear individual ones.

[@Vernich762]

@@cscrossman The punt gun slug would be insane as well

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Wow 12:58 that echo of the 20rds from the BAR! That was sick! You did a really good job with a full auto BAR too, man! Damn!

[@innygraczfps]

1:49 bro is speaking straight FACTS

[@Lets.Go.Brandon66]

Peds are Sub Aliens 😂😂

[@mewingbroom7650]

"Tell me about the rabbits, george." to my knowledge, the movie "The Highwaymen" did a faithfully accurate depiction of the execution of Bonnie & Clyde.

[@DonariaRegia]

I read the factual account and their vehicle was blocked on the road by an informant the duo trusted. GT said they were moving, which would have made the shot difficult. But those two were sitting ducks thinking they were about to help a stranded friend. It was a textbook ambush, the kind recreated in countless movies and television shows. The old block and pop.

[@lxvideostuff7200]

@@DonariaRegianever thrust the 3rd party

[@8-bitsarda747]

I actually saw a video about "conscience rounds" in firing squads (where you replace one of the bullets with a blank, or wax slug in this case). His conclusion was that it was actually more for the man being executed than for any of the executioners. The idea being that you'll know if you shot a blank, because of the recoil difference, but if you think that you might have it, you'd be more confident aiming for the heart. More people confidently aiming at the heart = a higher likely hood of a swift, relatively painless death. Granted, he was talking more about the black powder musket era firing squads of the early to mid 1800's, not the ones in Utah using modern 30-30 ammo

[@jason200912]

They should have just rigged a string to some buckshot and had a donkey pull the string. Or do a timed water bucket contraption like in gallipoli

[@Heywood.Jablome]

​@@jason200912very creative! The CIA and ISIS like the way you think 😅😂

[@donnikthejedi2222]

​@@jason200912next up IED Executions

[@darlingagapi]

Holy crap, Micah! I love how you slipped in the Asian music @ 8:30. As a son of a Thai immigrant, I approve.

[@Yeah_Ok_Dude]

10:11 “lives are expensive, ammo is cheap.” He knows what he’s talking about

[@ScharfSchutzen]

For those who want to see it, Bonnie and Clydes car is on display at the Alcatraz East crime museum in Pigeon Forge Tennessee. I went a couple years ago and saw the car (along side OJ’s bronco, Jesse James’ Schofield, etc) and it’s certainly worth the visit. That car is riddled with so many bullet holes and the windshield itself is quite a sight to see.

[@cmkeelDIM]

When did it leave the Primm, NV Museum?

[@les_larmes_d_un_hibou]

​@@cmkeelDIM i think you might be mistaking it for Vikki and Vance's car, which in the words of Primm Slim "existed at the same time, but where nowhere near as famous as Bonnie and Clyde"

[@coachacola3755]

Sorry to burst your bubble but that was not the car which Bonnie and Clyde died in which you saw. The sad reality is that the car got purchased by Casino Owners and they scrubbed the car of any history and upholstered the car and it’s on display in Primm. I’m pissed off too.

[@cmkeelDIM]

@@les_larmes_d_un_hibou Bet that's the car then. They were just calling it the B&C car. Last time I was though there was about 10 years ago.

[@les_larmes_d_un_hibou]

@@cmkeelDIM i'm sorry, that was just a Fallout New Vegas Joke which i made while absolutely hammered drunk In the game Fallout New Vegas there is a Museum in Primm in which a parody of Bonnie and Clyde exist and tried to become as famous as Bonnie and Clyde but failed and died horribly, they never had the same fame as B&C and Vance didn't even shoot his gun once (there's a whole quest in game where you find people trying to pass as the original Vikki and Vance to get his gun)

[@Jacky-zt5ch]

Thanks for the tutorial, you’re a real life saver man

[@Anonymous-s4z]

Oh damn

[@Handyginger]

I’ve been shot in the chest and leg. In my experience on both wounds I never felt the pain until minutes after. I’d imagine an execution would be a little bit different but it’s hard for me to imagine much suffering in such a short period of time

[@boarbot7829]

how did that happen? That sounds absolutely awful, I'm so glad you survived.

[@Handyginger]

@@boarbot7829 the first time was the chest shot when I was 16. Dude was playing with his gun while he was a solid 12 beers deep. Ended up losing his trigger discipline and put a round in my lung. It was a Glock 42 shooting sig hollows. The hollows complicated the wound leading to a few months in the hospital. The second time was in July of 23. I was selling reefer and a dude found out where my money was at. Busted through around 7pm and put two in my leg. I got a few back at him but I didn’t hear anything about it after that. I didn’t even go to the hospital that time. I just packed gauze and did dabs for a few weeks until I was good to get back to work

[@boarbot7829]

@@Handyginger Wow. You're lucky to be alive!

[@fkz0303]

​@@Handyginger this is why Americans shouldn't have guns tbh

[@AverageHistoryEnjoyer1914]

​@@fkz0303Blud, because a dude was drunk, and because some guy broke into his property? Sorry, cant understand your point. Americans shouldnt have guns because beer exists, and crime?

[@Cozmikzombie-v3m]

Been a min since I've watched a garand thumb, my dawg still killing it