We Took Jeff Goldblum Bigfoot Hunting (Yes, Really) | Episode 007 | Haunted Objects Podcast

[@juniorbailey8407]

this show makes it so comfy to be a paranormal nerd.

[@lo_fye]

I am SO glad to hear that Jeff is really Jeff… and I LOVE that he watched Hellier!!!

[@Kylie-fr1cb]

I can’t believe no one mentioned the masterpiece that is “Earth Girls are Easy”.

[@RANDALL_MARS]

Quality 🔥💯😎

[@Bear-im3cf]

I want a movie where Jeff goldblum plays indrid cold

[@aestheticalrose4553]

I’d watch the shit out of that

[@Falstaff0809]

That would be perfect

[@francinebacone1455]

All four of the Squatches at my house looked up from their crosswords and tea and strangled out a set of long low fartages after Greg did his Sasquatch call. Success.

[@bellaloco7910]

❤

[@julierobbins6216]

I remember thinking “how on Earth did they convince the Newkirks to take Jeff Bigfoot hunting” when I saw the preview for the episode on Disney plus. Today reminded me how: Goldblum is truly a magical being! Such a fun episode.

[@elvisneedsboatsbennett2455]

My husband teaches high school and one of his students, who happens to live at the opposite end of our maybe 200 yard road, came to class looking out of sorts. My husband asked him what was up. The kid asked if we heard anything weird the night before. We live on a swamp in southern Alabama, so lots of wildlife sounds to hear. My husband said no. Then kid looked terrified and said he heard and ungodly blood curdling scream the night before. He said it sounded very close and he had never heard it before. My husband started laughing and told him about our neighbor's new donkey that did not make normal donkey sounds, instead screams like a woman being murdered.

[@JFeldon]

whenever I need cheering up, I turn to THIS episode.

[@MistiMc76]

Thanks so much for sharing the details of the Jeff Goldblum experience. I was so psyched that you guys got this opportunity so its really cool that you made this into an episode.

[@sarahspooks4802]

I made the mistake of playing this while eating, and was so caught off guard by Conner's Bigfoot call that I nearly choked on my ramen😂

[@Newyorkcitycricket]

Ra men must be big

[@deborahcoyle7612]

Jeff Goldblum seems like such a nice guy. I will be rewatching this (absolutely brilliant) episode with my (mostly) skeptical husband tonight.

[@pjthompson1443]

I nearly fell off the couch when Connor sniffed the Squatch Funk. Also, when Greg made the squatch call, my cat flicked her ears but decided she was too tired to react.

[@Vixenventures]

My dad made me watch the fly when I was 5 and hadn't seen any kind of sci-fi horror movies like that yet. I wasn't allowed to hide either, lol. He wanted brave kids 🤷 I look forward to these podcasts so much! Love you guys!

[@Vixenventures]

@@luv2luv720 Depends on the situation! 😄

[@megb7715]

My fiancé works at a mortuary and worked for body transport before that. This man has held human gore (one dude got smeared by a train) in his hands and STILL couldn't get through "The Fly".

[@Vixenventures]

@@megb7715 Oh my gosh, really? I guess I don't feel so bad then.

[@waterandbridgesmusic]

Working long hours every week in a mainly-admin job that deals with super unpleasant / heavy content, I tend to listen to (or watch on a spare screen) a lot of podcasts. You guys have so quickly become one of the ones out of the 50+ i'm subscribed to that I count down the days for. Each episode is so informative and fun. I built a pretty strong parasocial bond with you all (sorry! ahah) binging Hellier while I was fighting off the reaper during my first round of covid, and this series has been like coming home. Now the wait for the next episode begins again!

[@AlienJT]

I love Jeff Goldblum. When he was married to Geena Davis, I thought no other couple in the world were better suited and that wasn’t something I usually had an opinion on. My first film was Transylvania 6-5000. That movie is the best. Timeless. Anyway, I loved the episode. I was sad Greg didn’t have his crazy cryptozoologist hat on. Thank y’all for bringing the weird to the world in such an accessible way. Keelin definitely got the welcome wagon. Here, smell this. Top marks for sure. 🤢

[@cryptid726]

Yes Transylvania 6 5000 is a classic!

[@metalheadtakesthesquare]

Aside from the fact that you all take a fantastic, critical, and holistic approach to everything, you are also all hilarious people. It's so nice to have fun with the paranormal from time to time. There is real joy here and I love it. ❤

[@katanaewbank6240]

100% agree that Goldblum is an Ultraterrestial!

[@DumShuckles]

I got to watch Keelin's lecture during last Phenomenacon!! Definitely one of my favorites so I'm happy to see them on :D

[@keelinmathews]

Ahh, thank you!!

[@mel2d2]

I’m obsessed with the idea of Jeff Goldblum as Tom Bombadil now. Popped into my head, and now it’s cannon.

[@anima6035]

Hearing that Jeff Goldblum watched Hellier makes me feel so validated in my life choices.

[@synth5091]

The museum still needs the Assquatch cast!

[@shannonessig5959]

Vibes. 1988. Goldblum, Cyndi Lauper, Peter Falk, Julian Sands (who is currently missing in the Sierras 😟). It's silly. It's fun. It's an adventure in the Andes. Psychics, transmediums, a pyramid, ancient artifacts, a hint of ancient aliens,...

[@Graylec_Neil]

Once again, a Connor moment steals the show 🤣

[@kellytallent1163]

I live and grew up in Oregon- I totally hunted Bigfoot as a child. With a rock and piece of rope- lmao, but I was really looking! ❤ Love I guys

[@deoccultist]

I'm sure you guys already know about him, but some of the best work on hominids was from Lloyd Pye. It's a shame we lost him back in 2013, because he was awesome. His hominid stuff as well as his Starchild skull stuff.

[@hiccuphound3603]

So glad there is no smell-o-vision…🦌🧸🐺❤️ i love this planet!

[@sevensecretcrows7649]

I had headphones on while I watched, and I kept an eye on my 3 cats because of the mention that animals react to the Sierra Sounds. All 3 were on my bed next to or on me, and they didn't move, but my roommates' dog was outside my closed door, down a 10ft hall with a dog gate and started growling at exactly the time it played in my headphones. My friend asked if I heard him, said she couldn't figure out what he was upset about. It's been super windy all day, could have been anything, but it was crazy timing.

[@dubcount]

I love this all the youtube / pod casts you have done have been excellent so good. I have also been listening to Strange Familiars I saw it on your t-shirt so though I would give it a go. Once again great stuff Thank YOU All

[@heatheroe]

LOVED IT! So funny and so entertaining and enlightening! Keep it up guys!

[@michelleakashellbellest.pi5769]

Connor's Bigfoot call sounds like Bigfoot is murdering him....lol

[@nancylawless3439]

I live in a rainforest in Australia. I have a Bigfoot encounter story and photos of the foot prints to prove it. All I’ll say is I agree, Bigfoot does know. Oh. and the smell is REAL. Particularly the foul & burnt hair/electrical part.

[@professorstewart6379]

Have you guys considered doing a spinoff podcast that is just Connor smelling different things? His reaction was priceless.

[@CaitlinIkebe]

My cat was cleaning herself during the Bigfoot calling audio, and stopped when the "wooping" section played and stared at my phone 😶

[@ahedgewitch]

I laughed so much when I watched the episode you were in! I love this kind of background storytelling. I have a theory: Jeff Goldblum is Pan lol

[@CharmedIreland]

Another great episode! Thank you for creating this. I swear this podcast is the only thing that keeps me going at work. Stupid office job, I need more ghost hunting adventures of my own.

[@appleheiress]

I haven’t had a chance to watch/listen yet, but just coming here to say that this podcast has been so incredibly good! Keep up the great work!!

[@fuzzybuddywizard]

Best episode yet! Thank you for awakening my inner monster. Jeff Goldblum looks awesome! I was a teen in the '70s and experienced the Bigfoot happenings as a boy scout camping in the woods in the northeast. Great job guys!

[@Gobieone]

Great episode! I just watched the episode of Jeff Goldblum's show. Greg and Dana, your faces when he is attempting to make the Bigfoot calls had me cracking up. 🤣

[@Angel-ot4rj]

"Any uphill, not doin it" - World's Greatest Bigfoot Hunter

[@morrislary4576]

Having seen Jeff Goldblum in interviews and other off the cuff discussions, I've always loved how his mind ping-pongs around as though he's trying to holistically connect everything. Intelligent and somehow organized chaos, the man is like a jazz solo made flesh.

[@djvelvetgrrl]

I love this description of Jeff Goldblum! Chef's kiss!

[@richardsteele8161]

Goldblum wrangling is a dying art. He's definitely an ET.

[@unknownbrokenlink]

I cried a little when Dana asked if Jonathan Frakes was on Star Wars.

[@HelloNewMoon]

💔

[@maryinsanfrancisco]

Jeff Goldblum's Squatchknocker sounds like something that could get you demonetized. So does Jeff Goldblum's magic wand.

[@YankeePendragon]

I wonder if those 'Sasquatch pheromones' would reverse my Covid-sourced brain damage where my sense of smell is muted to near-nothing and my sense of taste is non-existent?

[@bellaloco7910]

Got big smiles from the intro with Chuck. Background was chefs kiss. As always, thank you! Yet another great and interesting episode. But … please stop hitting trees. Ouch! ✌

[@SpaceJelly7]

You guys are my heroes 🤩It's my dream in life to be able to be a full time paranormal researcher and podcaster and to be in the presence of Jeff Goldblum 🥰

[@michelleakashellbellest.pi5769]

Dana we are the same kind-of outdoor pepple...take me on the straight non uphillnpath please! Lol

[@MikeOhhMinerals]

Truly loved this episode! It touched on some of the most interesting realms of the world of weird. Whenever you discuss Bigfoot I think of the livestream when you were at the serpent mounds.

[@a.m.castwell5242]

The Fly, Jurasic Park, ID4...no one ever mentions Jeff Goldblum in Earth Girls are Easy or Vibes. Lol

[@namisanjo8067]

Dana’s Big Foot vocalization sounds like a college freshman. 😂😂😂

[@drewcareymore1798]

Great episode! According to the Legend of Big Fart it’s said on a quiet day some can still hear the echo of that fart far in the distance…

[@JennieJonzen]

Jeff Goldblum DID play an alien on Earth Girls Are Easy. Kinda cool that he is as big of a fan of you guys as I am becoming.

[@wigglyennui]

Those closing remarks were absolutely perfect. 🤞🤞🤞 Inner monster gang

[@alfredharrison597]

Someone call an ambulance because at 13:15 *GREG* Newkirk killed me.

[@callrox74]

Dana could you please talk about the night at the Hermitage in Ancaster when you were doing Girly Ghost Hunters please I loved watching and I would love it if you would do a reunion just for one hunt I have a few episodes on VHS!

[@ompholoslunarhalo]

If you haven’t checked out Goldblum in Vibes, it’s worth the watch because: 1. It occurs in an alternate reality where paranormal things are 100% dependable 100% of the time. 2. Cyndi Lauper is adorable 3. Goldblum’s girlfriend looks like Benedict Cumberland in drag. So if you’ve ever wanted to see that particular slashfic…you’re welcome.

[@stacysimons1323]

Vibes was so cheesy but so good. Love that movie!

[@cool2beyou]

I'm not even halfway through yet and I have already almost peed myself laughing

[@TheWitchesCastle13]

I’m just here waiting for Jeff Goldblum to comment 🤩 🍿

[@ogregirl23]

My fav JG film nobody seems to have heard of .. Mr. Frost

[@daltonwebb5957]

Dana should go on a stand up comedy tour. She's great with the fart jokes!

[@chill5045]

Excellent episode. Thanks guys.

[@77rockcity]

This is great. Too funny hearing the Goldbloom encounter.

[@jamesgraham1772]

My Grampa would put on the Legend of Boggy Creek for us all the time when we were little and it scared me so bad when I was a kid that even the Bigfoot hoot sounds that played in this episode creep me out lol

[@bexlou888]

Oh my God yes! My mom took me to see that in the theater when I was 8 (thanks a lot, Mom) and I'm still scarred to this day. I can't use a bathroom if there's a window next to the toilet...

[@gabrielastarr21]

My favorite podcast ♥️

[@alexmajors7915]

Great episode!!! You guys are the BEST!!!

[@eSportDjango]

Thanks Greg and Dana, this helped

[@minkaminka]

long live Jeff Newkirk

[@HelloNewMoon]

Independence Day rules. Ya got Jeff, Ann/Egg as a lil nugget. President Laura frakkin Roslin, pre crazy Will Smith and pre Will& Grace HCJ, Vivica dancing, either Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman aaaaand Data w/long hippie hair!! Perfection. Also the dog lives soo

[@Rockbuddy]

Yes 🙌 Thanks for uploading 😃

[@lunarshadow7712]

49:44 Now I’m wondering what it would sound like if a person who’s native language involves clicking and other vocalizations imitated the Sierra sounds. Would they be able to imitate some of the sounds that the campers couldn’t a bit easier and be able to provide some insight as to how those sounds are made.

[@weirdsalt1775]

Connor: I took a huge one!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@BSProductions777]

Independence Day was a great movie

[@mwbyrd3021]

I absolutely believe that if you mentioned them, Jeff Goldblum would respond "Ah yes, you refer to my friends Greg and Dana Newkirk!" .

[@AMiniki]

I am jealous of you and of Jeff. On one side, I mean… that’s Jeff Goodblum. On the other side, I would LOVE to go on an investigation with you, even if it will probably be just waiting and waiting and waiting and getting nothing. Because I would absolutely love to have a conversation and laughter while waiting. I mean, if we get anything it would be cool, but if not… indeed, what a nice life experience.

[@TheSorcererAhrimanahsul]

A Crow even Cawed immediately after the Bigfoot knock at the beginning of this episode @6:27-@6:30

[@bridgetvest7645]

Check out “The Big Chill” Classic Jeff Goldblum.

[@lara4life656]

I'm one of the believers crew for always - but admittedly, the knock on Dana's footage sounds like a gun shot.🤷🏼‍♀️

[@PlanetWeird]

It absolutely could be, but here's the weird thing: it was in Salt Fork State Park, closed at night, patrolled well, no hunting!

[@jennnorman9382]

Another amazing podcast guys!!!

[@redshirtdesignworks]

Jeff Goldblum is Indrid Cold... Canon... and Fae

[@RideSlide13]

Cameras have an IR beam to set focus distance which animals can see therefore scarring them away . Also changing sides of a cassette tape is basically the same sound of a gun racking so they may have done the Harry Holt

[@YuriAbietti]

Is that the First Character of the Grimorium Verum on your t-shirt? :D

[@NapalmWeed]

Starts off laughing about farts, this is gonna be a good one.

[@TheWaterSnob]

There are so many fascinating and funny parts of this episode, but all I want to know is where to get that UFO lamp

[@zillabean]

I never thought I'd be watching people huffing bigfoot stank but here we are

[@ZeeaJones]

🤣🤣 You guys are hilarious 😂

[@SrSpookfest]

Love it guys keep up the great works an wanna go on some exploring as in like Hellier or similar let's chat 👉👋👍

[@reneerussell-starlight]

I think I broke a rib laughing so hard

[@heatherleighartistry]

Way to go Keelin!

[@saraharosa4584]

Jeff Goldblum at his most charming and strange check out Robert Altman's 'Nashville' (1975).

[@juliefarrell3957]

..loved this episode and JEFF GOLDBLUM…btw , You should interview Simeon Hein about his book DARK MATTER MONSTERS….❤

[@silver474]

I’ve heard whoops like the one’s in “the sierra sounds” in the wilderness. I wonder if it was just Bigfoot hunters playing a PA system though lol.

[@redshirtdesignworks]

There's a Bigfoot where my granddad took us hunting as kids. It's been there so long it has a nickname. The people that live in the area call him Red.

[@bridgetvest7645]

I think I just fell in love with Connor. Great episode!!

[@Americaisplastic36]

I love this episode. I was holding on to my butts the entire time 😊

[@GreatCaesarsGhost1111]

Loved Buckaroo Banzai!!!

[@pad9862]

Epic. Can’t wait to watch!

[@laurabuehler]

I love Jeff Goldblum

[@ryansotos5716]

I smelled that through the screen! Big foot smell of vision

[@trishousdadishous]

Most Excellent episode! Thank you 💜🙏🌞

[@alanmuir584]

Can you imagine if the sounds that we think are bigfeets are actually something completely different and the bigfeets talk like humans that would be rather WTF 😳