We Tried Cooking with WRONG Appliances

[@coldones]

Get Your LIMITED TIME Shrimp Merch! 👉 shirtz.cool/shrimp 3 Days Only then it's GONE FOREVER 🤯🦐

[@Vinebo_m]

max and chad

[@00arc]

well how the hell did this comment be 2 days ago?

[@Whxr3]

Shrimp weiner

[@MKmaen]

No

[@Karpninja13]

​@@00arcthat's what I'm saying lol

[@pokemon221www]

I'm so glad you guys gave Darcy creative liberty. He's done an amazing job and has proven himself time and time again. Great addition to the show.

[@HighjawsStudios]

ew what’re you his boyfriend

[@BK-wb3el]

@@HighjawsStudioswe’re all dating Darcy

[@gabriellacraig9083]

@@BK-wb3elhahahaha

[@KATinBLACK]

@@HighjawsStudios OUR boyfriend and slave

[@bonten.]

​@@HighjawsStudiosyou're his boyfriend 😂

[@fishinfox]

I lost it when Darcy was like "I didn't expect you guys to be so drunk at the start of this"

[@merucrypoison296]

Me and cobson are always drunk when we drink soylent together

[@syke7161]

I lost it when the shrimp fried the little fella

[@idkcba]

Darcy's job is to babysit these guys and make sure they don't burn the place down and/or kill themselves

[@aslonz5308]

13:08 is why Chad is the GOAT.

[@xglitch97]

So 4 seconds into the video? Tosspot😒

[@LenaBratsche]

The parappa edit might be one of the best things i've ever seen, thank you cold ones editors

[@MeAuntieNora]

Dang that warmed my boomer heart. I was falling asleep watching this just now and thought "man, whoever edits these always picks killer music" when the Parappa instrumental started. When it evolved into a cute full blown tribute I was cheering in my bed lmao

[@scarletcrusader5431]

@@MeAuntieNora boomer? Parappa came out in 1996. What 35-50 year old was playing Parappa? You mean it warmed your Gen X heart?

[@Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90]

​@@scarletcrusader5431I relate to that as a 23 yo. I feel old as fuck.

[@camthehorrorfan]

Max diving over to push Chad's oven off the table like he was trying to make an assassination attempt fucking sent me

[@forlorn3778]

Sadly he only hit the oven in the ear

[@joshk4325]

This w@a really good

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

2 inches off brother

[@gecho2925]

that's what i woulda did

[@MrAndMrsFree]

Timestamp?

[@jeremylovingood4215]

“You see that little timer?? There’s a little fella with glasses on it… I like that.”

[@randomblock1_]

I would buy a little fella egg timer

[@merucrypoison296]

Cobson will always be a gem hwabag

[@mattisj.419]

​@@randomblock1_ I would pay big money for that + the 25$ of shipping to Europe

[@ChristSteppa]

😂😂

[@noahjenk5903]

i like it when the egg fella spins

[@_alleycat_]

scott screaming "WHAT IS IT?! WHATS ON ME?!" while a piece of cheese is stuck to him 😂🤣💀

[@TheMrPheniox]

It feels like we’ve entered a new era for cold ones. Props to Darcy for hosting the chaos that is Max & Chad

[@monkey8600]

Darcy was sent from heaven to master the art of the cold ones

[@scribblebee9549]

I know that Darcy... will save the world 🌏🔥💧💨

[@deadlybaconman4467]

I cant get over how many times Max said "wait it smells like peach rice" as if it was a normal thing, gave off the same vibes as milk steak

[@leonhardable]

while i would really know "peach rice", rice sweetened with fruit is not the weirdest combo, and known all over the world in one way or the other. unlike milk steak 😐

[@dead_head]

@@leonhardable Been a lot of different places and tried a lot of types of cuisine. never heard of rice sweetened with fruit before so it can't be all that common

[@leonhardable]

@@dead_head arroz con leche in south america/spain, zarda in iraq, pilaf in persia, eight treasure rice in china, versions of chè in vietnam, milchreis in germany and budino di riso in italy, riz a'l imperatrice, you just dont know food. i'd bet "a lot of different places" spanned california to new york?

[@dead_head]

@@leonhardable I don't know food? I've toured all over europe eating different foods. I've had almost everything you listed and never heard of any of it being made with fruit.

[@leonhardable]

@@dead_head theres raisins, berberries or mandarins/apples in all of them. i live "in europe".

[@vladpalets]

I love when they both have 3 seconds left and Chad is rushing to plate the beans whilst Max is emptying them into the kettle

[@Sodaboy128]

Definitely one of the best moments

[@chickenman55]

The fact Max’s “cake” turned from soup to waffle in 30 seconds was magic

[@tyleralan1470]

The bottom slop was acting as insulation, the top was cooking the whole timez basically top and bottom waffle

[@wnnetwork]

its not his first cake, google human cake for more recipes

[@narakunohana]

​@@wnnetworkah my childhood meal

[@scarletcrusader5431]

@@wnnetwork implying people who watch Cold Ones weren't around since the beginning

[@OmowiHY]

It's almost like the cooked top unstuck when he slammed it shut!

[@1999worldjacob]

Chad lost the instant he agreed to to a 10 point swap. He literally couldn’t win unless they gave max 2 0s😂😂😂😂

[@bigboybastard7162]

he even got cheated in the end

[@justinvaughn2277]

the fondue cooker probably could have even cooked the cake mix enough to win too

[@batt3ryac1d]

He's not so good at maths.

[@KuyaElod]

@@batt3ryac1d true, lets be real its chad...

[@merucrypoison296]

Cobson would’ve still won with a 10 point swap

[@coopergw3463]

Ive literally watched this video 6 or 7 times since it came out, theres just something so hilarious and rewatchable about it even though all their content is rewatchable. This is probably one of the best videos theyve ever done.

[@Avanti998]

I've lost track of the amount of times I rewatched this video.

[@Enomyx]

Bro ama be real with you chief, I watched every fucking episode at least like 10-20 times by now. Cold Ones really the only channel that doesn't get boring no matter how often you rewatch it. I love them so much

[@Original2c]

"i hate being around you, you're a very unpleasant person." was only half a joke lmao.

[@Caspeaon]

yeah sounded like he been wanting to say that for a while lol

[@elizabethreyes4177]

When did they say this

[@Jerry_Bean]

​@@elizabethreyes4177in the video

[@kirihara147]

​@@Jerry_Bean"when did they say this" Proceed to reply and tell where they said it but not when

[@Jerry_Bean]

@@kirihara147 I think it was a pretty good answer

[@jojocat8637]

The way scot casually says he has gout like its nothing is killing me

[@therealmudafuka7200]

How though he's so young

[@ajjaiize]

@@therealmudafuka7200prolly just genetically predisposed or smn

[@Notpoop906]

🎶BALENCIAGA DEFENDERS LOOK LIKE I GOT THE GOUT 🎶

[@therealmudafuka7200]

@@ajjaiize I bet it's the Chinese vapes

[@smallgoron3132]

scog

[@busterscrugs]

chad was definitely the homie that cooked up some fire meals after getting everyone baked

[@heymynameisharry]

and then told you that you owed him money for it when you were done eating

[@Gundumb_guy]

Max chiming in with the critiques is actually hilarious “not salted Scott! am I right?!”

[@HeyBullfrog]

It’s so hilarious lol, I love the “that’s 2 points off right Scott?”

[@Dr.JamesWilson]

I died when Darcy said the Torch was "Faulty" because he 100% does NOT trust drunken Max with that.

[@TerryTheSnoop]

That shit did look faulty no cap

[@cntrl1015]

u actually said no cap in 2024 that is beyond 4chan level cringe

[@SJ-Lakui]

@@cntrl1015”u” Don't even

[@Dr.JamesWilson]

​@@TerryTheSnoop Max would burn the office down then just smile and say "I have aids."

[@Röstiッ]

20:55 Scott freaking out over a slice of cheese🤣

[@sirlorax9744]

when max and chad were asked to bake cakes I had some really strange deja vu

[@aceofspades7056]

I sure am glad they didnt use any ingredients like pubes and vomit in there that wouldve been horrible!!

[@Oroborus710]

What a hairy situation they found themselves in

[@ddxinthehouse]

im still sad human cake was removed from youtube due to guidelines.

[@lancestewart9013]

Especially with the pre eat cake mix bit

[@obscure.reference]

pre eat the cake mix

[@JT3st]

As a Lithuanian I can confirm we make toasts with popcorn machines

[@nahnah7619]

another lithuanian here to confirm we also do not use forks

[@klemensasbarauskas5040]

As a Lithuanian I can say we like electrocuting ourselves with popcorn machines while making British breakfast

[@riccardodellorto4267]

Unfortunately I am not Lithuanian, but from today in my kitchen there will always be a popcorn machine to prepare breakfast Lithuanian style 😎 🥚

[@apidimus7347]

Kaip tikri bahurai

[@dancisx]

As a Latvian i confirm Lithuanians do be eating that breakfast every day

[@spoony8485]

Chad using a popcorn maker in the first round to cook all of his food instead of the rice cooker, which is essentially just a bowl skillet once hot enough, is very on brand

[@evanhaney7543]

This gets said all the time but can never be said enough: the editing on this show is incredible. The boys have put together quite a skilled crew.

[@zainasoliman8711]

max flinching at 21:38 lol bro is a victim

[@Heckinwhatonearth]

Lmaoo

[@Q.S.C]

31:30 "Have a Shrimp" killed me 😂

[@beeeennnnnnn]

3:43 what an exceptionally cursed edit, thank you

[@mattisj.419]

i don't get that one

[@beeeennnnnnn]

@mattisj.419 the egg yolks are marge simpsons nips

[@mustardtitsthemurdermaster3486]

​@@mattisj.419 Marge TDs

[@merucrypoison296]

Soyjak got dat bwc doe

[@ethan4283]

bruh I didnt even notice that till you said it 💀

[@unknown_player9498]

i love how they are still in the golden age of youtube

[@justarandomguy3969]

i didnt even realize, thanks for making me cherish these videos even more

[@kaelobRs]

You mean when he said "that's fucking gay" cause that made me happy. Lol

[@Christian-rn1ur]

Yeah, definitely was getting hair cake and rat chef vibes

[@BodyheadPictures]

@@kaelobRsDespite the shitty government’s efforts Australian culture has remained firmly stuck in 2004, it’s pretty nice.

[@jilliantex]

exactly their videos are refreshing ngl

[@crabcartel8156]

God I fucking love the way they yell for Darcy to tell on eachother like Darcy is their mum 😂

[@Cleo-h3x]

i love how the egg bit is still living.

[@scribblebee9549]

he's just a guy

[@coreyj24]

Best bit

[@WigneyR]

Darcy “my only concern is that that’s probably not a food safe thing” Max “shut the fuck up” Darcy “oh 🫡”

[@christinejoyquerubin7862]

Yall videos are what helping me remain sane and cope with all the bullshit and hardship I am going through in my life. Thank yall for being who you are! For without your funny ass videos I wouldn’t be okay.

[@b_eej]

Max throwing the oven over was so heartbreaking, but Chad could have at least haggled for 5 instead of jumping to 10 LMAO

[@piastristan]

What's the point of doing a challenge video if Max just sabotages everything to the point where chad can't even serve a proper dish. Minor sabotage is funny but completely destroying someone else's dish is just annoying. It's not even that funny anymore when he constantly does this shit every video.

[@bigboybastard7162]

@@piastristan to be fair, its clear they dont take it seriously themselves. it starts out a competition, but its an excuse for chaos

[@destinyhntr]

@@piastristan I mean, I would normally agree, but this time it was warranted since Chad intentionally sabotaged him first.

[@AstroNut88]

​@@piastristanyou didn't seriously come on here (at ColdOnes) expecting a serious/fair challenge, right? Because if you did, this ain't the place for that

[@dadcomeback1470]

​@@piastristan 1. They're drunk fuckwit and 2. Chad turned off his waffle iron hence him getting revenge did you even watch the video

[@jerrysaen]

Please let the "Let em Cook" contest be a yearly thing, it's funny

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

Well it can only be YEARLY otherwise they would burn down the house 😭

[@jerrysaen]

@@mitaskeledzija6269 he was so real for this 😭 But fr tho, they should do it, it's so funny

[@NickJamNG]

9:54 as a longtime Chimbus resident, it's great to see us get some rep on the show. I grew up with Maxley's brother, and saw him around sometimes when the Stanley family was out and about. Always seemed like a good kid and really excited to see him here!

[@zylzz3030]

i really liked the part where max said, look at that little fella.

[@sirchungus-f5n]

yes

[@shooutoutannormensfische]

i felt that😢

[@the_peefster]

Spoilers!

[@jamzplayz9389]

​@the_peefster it's called watch the video before going to the comments 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

[@goldensloth7]

@@jamzplayz9389 wod-ivah

[@LifeisAnnoying]

"I didn't expect you to be so drunk at the START of this!" - You'd think Darcy would know by now it's rarer to see them sober at the start of a video lol

[@Deja117]

Same! :D

[@idkcba]

They gotta get a weee bit drunk to even START this type of shit😂😂

[@hhaste]

@@idkcba Weee bit is one thing, Chad was ADHD drunk at the start

[@clawwer4404]

your sentence is contradicting, it doesn't make sense.

[@solitivity]

@@clawwer4404 No it isn't. You just can't read. 😂

[@camilleeon7742]

being a cook watching this makes every minute more hilariously absurd, they just freestyle everything and I'm here for it

[@sixtsix6573]

Cold Ones is on a grind this year, incredible. How rapidly this channel has evolved has been a trip and I think we're in for even greater times. Shout out to everyone behind the scenes giving us this gold too!

[@rayuwu7901]

7:56 I'm lithuanian can confirm we dont have forks, we eat with our barehands and cook with popcorn machines. Chad is our country's patron saint.

[@MIForrestguy]

Sounds like American college dormitories

[@Lestywesty69]

@@MIForrestguysounds like British streets most of the time on behalf of the homeless people

[@_-k3nt-_634]

I'm lithuanian and i also agree with my lithuanian brother

[@Kacialkele]

Can confirm this

[@QuinnGaijin]

I only just recently found out about these 2 dudes and honestly this is the most beautifully chaotic thing I've seen in a long time and I'm definitely now a big fan of cold ones! Thanks for everything from the production to the content! This is pure gold!

[@bananastand-2241]

The fury in Max's eyes @40:00 is terrifying.

[@SamaRaffe]

that was real drunken aussie rage XD

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

40:01 chad laughing so hard that he forgets to be upset

[@Countdownsmiles]

I don't know if any two people on earth encapsulate the circle of vengeance better than these two. One sabotages the other, so the other gets revenge, and then the first one feels like they need to get revenge, it's like when you ask toddlers whose fault it was lol

[@emselurniak]

The Kitchen Nightmares/Hell's Kitchen musical stings are killing me

[@Nebuloid1]

Every time I'm like "about time for a new Cold Ones right !?". There it is.

[@goldensloth7]

you should think it more, then

[@sticklyboi]

namea chef

[@sirdogmen]

I love it when they call out to Darcy for help with the other, it’s like calling for their parent because their sibling is hitting them.

[@sammymonstar5358]

I love that Darcy and Scott really tried to give a fair evaluation of their food and then Max just does whatever he wants 😂

[@TheWastedPaperProject]

Because he fucking hates himself and his fans and doesn't give a fuck about anything, max has gotten so annoying

[@DustfulTV]

@@TheWastedPaperProject who hurt you bro, you don't have to watch these videos.

[@Indiabaycr]

@@TheWastedPaperProjectjeez bro. You good? It’s not that deep

[@henrylind9730]

23:12 had me pissing myself and chad biting max was surreal. This is definitely your most unhinged video so far.

[@bottlesalts]

I was genuinely going blind with how much i was laughing.

[@luccafilms2859]

45:12 the spoon always breaks😭

[@jilliantex]

33:55 I had to slow it down to see they added a vape in the random appliances 😂I was like wtf is that

[@aidanfriedfeld8889]

Max: gives Chad oven Max: “wAiT hE hAs An OvEn!?!?”

[@adrianjuarez4394]

It’s been a month please come back i miss you

[@terrorholic]

I'm really glad Chad & Max aren't going to be found dead on September 7th

[@etherrixx]

me too

[@Sniperboy5551]

It could also be December 7th, if they were at Pearl Harbor in 1941

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

What's then?

[@saiyanboss2765]

Why must you kill them on my birthday😭

[@helloimawesome77]

Incredibly threatening aura on this comment lmao

[@DustD.Reaper]

Cant belive its been almost 10 years since Shock Collar cooking...anyone else feeling nostalgic for How to Basic throwing whatever he can find towards Max and Chad with murderous intentions?

[@ike459]

The rare moment of idubbbz being a mediator

[@DustD.Reaper]

@@ike459 Deadly Twister 2 truely was something else...my favourite moment was Frank getting covered in pasta, Max eating some of the spahgetti and then Frank telling Chad hes eating his noodles...never in my life have a seen a man be so happy about seeing his friend getting belted

[@RamboKOstrich]

From Boston, MA here; Love you guys! Thanks for the fun content.

[@NagaGaming76]

The editor was on point for this video lmao, could say they cooked

[@TriHardVII]

his name is prezoh and hes gay

[@orangemclemon5268]

​@@TriHardVIIwho the fuck cares if hes gay a good job is a good job

[@JeagerTv]

​@@TriHardVIIlet him cook

[@channings]

@@TriHardVII no it's doplex check desc

[@ItsJabo]

The PaRappa the Rapper love in the cake section ❤

[@julezz2970]

woah Jabo also watching Cold Ones

[@BigSlurm]

Hi jabo lado

[@eliredy-zo4zl]

heloo

[@Konaeix]

this is one of those rare vids that genuinely made me laugh. masterchef editing was a+

[@Enomyx]

Definitely my new favorite Cold Ones Episode. God damn hilarious from start to end. Love how fucking chaotic everything went, especially when Max threw the plate and it fucking shattered 🥸

[@bigbeefscorcho]

16:23 the edit of Chad disappearing into the air made me scream laugh

[@bottlesalts]

“I gotta mash these potatoes. AAAUGHH”

[@gamemuch4936]

I like how Mully just casually appears in closed caption lol. Great audience 😂

[@Spacemonke420]

This is prime cold ones best ep this year

[@TitivillusHistory_ASMR]

So true

[@justicesportsman6020]

I am SO glad that the microwaved super heated water exploded in the microwave and not when he tried to pull it out. Angry water is dangerous

[@crsd_mexican8668]

The video ideas keep getting better and better kudos to Darcy and Scott and everyone else

[@Sacrifice117]

when you heat water in a microwave it can go from boiling to a new stage that is super heated. this new stage makes the water stop bubbling and appear cold but once you move it all the energy comes out of it and it explodes super heated water everywhere.

[@JIZZ420]

Cool

[@Sacrifice117]

@@JIZZ420 yeah, if max had tried to mess with the water during this stage he would have been seriously burned. im all for these guys having fun but they take it too far with the ignorance sometimes.

[@FR4NKY666]

let them cook 😅

[@Sacrifice117]

@@FR4NKY666 they do be cooking though

[@KuyaElod]

I feel like Chad would F cken do this...

[@Insincerities]

I did NOT expect the Mully jumpscare 😭 Cold Ones x Chonny Jash collab when

[@flaggboi]

I'm gonna be honest, with every video Chad acts more like a smaller sibling that can't lose.

[@ethanchaotic]

Hey guys dunno if you'll see this but incredible job keeping up with a pretty consistent release schedule these past few months!! You guys are fuckin killin it

[@frankiekukich402]

I like when Darcy says "ok" quietly after being yelled at

[@ericamartiin]

I’m so glad Darcy is apart of this madness. He signs up everyday to host two drunk toddlers and does it with such grace.

[@koss04]

Love Chads sudden realization as to why hes not feeling pain was that he was smashed.

[@Deja117]

03:43 we all just going to ignore that...? Peak editing right there. Such skill. Such wow. Speaking of... The RuneScape sound effects were an amazing addition for the peach rice. :)

[@rosebudding235]

I'm so proud to see how well you guys are doing after the big ''incident''. You guys have a long road to recovery ahead of you but just know that we'll always be here for you. Get well soon Chad and Max!

[@jimekx]

What happened?

[@obscure.reference]

@@jimekx the incident, obviously.

[@jimekx]

@@obscure.reference what incident?

[@Skrimzy_]

​@@jimekxyou haven't heard?

[@jimekx]

@@Skrimzy_ No? TT

[@whycheesus]

As Lithuanian i can confirm that we coock with popcorn machines, however no rice cookers here.

[@redmist6630]

I was gonna say something mean about Lithuanians and catalytic converters but it wasnt that funny

[@Faceplanttt]

​@@redmist6630 I think it would've been funny you should say it

[@redmist6630]

@@Faceplanttt well now I def cant

[@HogCycleEater]

years ago my mums ex cooked a chicken kiev in our toaster and broke it, we have had 2 fist fights

[@gurs6714]

Do it again

[@goldensloth7]

find him and do round 3

[@juanes8931]

who won

[@danewhitmire1542]

Legit one of the best vids yet. Whenever i need a snort-laugh, this channel always delivers

[@raccoon2968]

This was the best video today. Please do more, I actually laughed so much this time. I love this

[@NojoJojo598]

You know sometimes I watch the stuff they do and say to myself "How are they still alive?" and I think it's a miracle that they keep giving this kind of content to us.

[@trinitybarker3080]

alright boys its been a month i check your page daily i mean DAILY PLEASE POST we love you

[@CLAIRErsx]

i love how the egg bit is still living

[@JIZZ420]

Me too

[@Mediocre00Rebel]

These videos always have such top tier editing. Shout out to the editing team and the people off screen we normally don't see!

[@JasperWWMarshall]

Genuinely the best video you boys have done so far I think

[@oddussy9513]

My god, the production value has increased so much from back then, the egg timer was the cherry on top, that must’ve taken a long time to make so props to whoever made it

[@zacharywheat6371]

They actually did a surprisingly good job for being drunk and using the cooking methods they got

[@rustyshackleford9604]

Your videos have saved my life more than you guys know i just want you to know that

[@mime_exe]

The amount of patience Darcy has is inspiring

[@Xxpavement_angelxX]

Darcy was adorable when he said “i tried to be like the guy 😅”

[@Sm0k3turt]

Max being drunk LITERALLY AT THE START is hilarious and I worry for his health.

[@vincentded8440]

As a Lithuanian, I can assure that we do indeed use popcorn machines ant rice cookers for making breakfast

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

43:40 “i’ve been looking for a day where max can beat chad” this person does NOT watch Cold Ones

[@sunliteflame]

on god

[@bigboybastard7162]

even when chad does win, he still somehow loses

[@namipatroski]

Absolute magic. You guys/your production crew are the best.

[@rockinthecazbah4]

I love Scott and Darcy so much, they are amazing additions to these videos. Chad ur a babitch

[@TheWastedPaperProject]

Only good part at this point

[@MrGrimlock1]

​@@TheWastedPaperProject cry some more

[@Bjrn-nv3ie]

Whoever has to cleanup after these two better be the highest paid employee at Cold Ones

[@weabowoshi]

i need more cold ones cooking PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE

[@Snowbunnie92]

I love that the lil Egg Man keeps making appearances 😂

[@Coachmeister]

Next episode is gonna be them seeing who can withstand more hits to the head, with a cinder block before one of them dies 3mins in on live camera

[@TheWastedPaperProject]

Fr

[@havocattack]

Where'd yall go I'm stuck in rehab and yall are the closest I can get to beekeeper please upload soon I'm a huge fan and yall keep me going when I'm feeling down I watch yall but I need a new video to watch 30 times in a row please max and chad

[@RENNE44]

Where'd yall go I'm stuck in rehab and yall are the closest I can get to beekeeper please upload soon I'm a huge fan and yall keep me going when I'm feeling down I watch yall but I need a new video to watch 30 times in a row please max and chad

[@ch._3205]

the hells kitchen production imitation is so good

[@party1rockin]

Everytime little fella is mention I can’t stop laughing, by far the best bit in history in my opinion

[@darbyshiredanny97]

The editing on this was absolute perfection.